Honest Game Trailers | Baldur's Gate 3

from the developer known for a bunch of games that are almost Dungeons and Dragons comes the Second Great take on DND this year and the most accurate DND video game to date because the main characters are a bunch of horny losers that can't seem to do anything right Baldur's gay three experience the buggiest open world game on the market until two weeks from now when Starfield comes out as you Journey once more into the world of faerun a magical land of fantasy where everyone wants to [ __ ] you including all the perverts in your party the sexy Wildlife find mostly your own dies other than that though pharon isn't too different from the real world because everyone needs a long rest and has a serious case of brain worms search the land for a way to get rid of the worst hitchhiker of all time a wriggling mind flayer tadpole they got plopped into your peeper which you have to fight against the influence of while trying to figure out how to remove it from your brain without dying as your quest to pluck it out has you trying everything from homeopathic Druid medicine to get Yankee torture chambers to just picking up a Drifter and letting him go to town on your face with an ice pick why can I not summon health insurance men whacks your way through every Fantasy Ride you start with a robust character creation system that like the Indie itself lets you create whatever freak of nature your brain can conjure so long as it has wad of six genitalia options then decide whether to be a brain an athlete a basket case a princess a criminal or someone who's completely [ __ ] useless sincerely yours The Breakfast Club after which you'll level up with powerful new tadpole skills in an impressive case of not beating them and therefore joining them by using the parasites in your head to learn stuff like push and migraine as all your companions tell you how bad of an idea it is to listen to your literal Dark Passenger I think we should resist these but you can always just peer pressure them into going full slug mode with you come on Shadow heart embrace the worm all the cool kids are doing it well point gather up your Intrepid adventurers in single player mode like a team of sexy Pokemon and use their combined skills like you would in real life trying to have conversations that don't end in death rats then once things inevitably go off the rails try to remember all your different moves as you shove stab and magic trick your way through the incoming hordes illusion Michael trick is something that hoard us for money and if that doesn't work you can cast the strongest spell in the game saves coming wait it's been two hours since I remembered to save what kind of game makes you manually save in 2023 once you've decided to give up on babysitting a bunch of NPCs bring your real-life DND group into the virtual world and watch them make the same infuriating choices that they do IRL steal all the loot for themselves and pick the most Bonkers dialogue options just to see if they can make you actually explode for real hey if you're lucky this will go exactly like an actual tabletop session and everyone will make excuses to bail out of the campaign after a couple weeks for some reason this could be everything we've been looking for go up against the scariest enemy in the game the UI with so many inventories to manage that it feels like looking at a Candy Crush level tool tips on tool tips on tool tips and row after row of skills and spells to make you just shrug and use whatever's in your hand at the time what I'm not going to do excel sheets in the middle of a war zone so grab that 20-sided die and get ready to roll the most Ned ones you've ever seen in your life in a truly massive gaming experience that will appeal to both old and new fans of the series thanks to its intriguing story fun characters and thrilling battles all coming together to make impressive approximation of a real DND campaign run by the worst DM in the entire [ __ ] world starring Emily the strange devil made the eyes Crank 2 high voltage but with magic get them busy I can't believe this sparkly twink rejected me well neither demon guy Papa Bear the MVP of celebrity video game va's and whatever your specific fetish happens to be Baldur's Gate 3 critical hole casuals have sex with a bear real Gamers seduce the emperor of the Mind players comment below on what you want to hear in my epic voice and check out these other epic Gaming videos on Gamespot they mostly come at night mostly don't call me Ratatouille how many lows could Rob Lowe Rob if Rob Lowe could Rob Lowe's how's about maybe a thanks for saving you from what appears to be I don't know some kind of sci-fi Sideburn Dimension I'm rotating a ferret [Music]

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Length: 5min 26sec (326 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 22 2023