Hitman 3 LUST ESCALATION: Who's the Secret Admirer? | Hitman 3 Seven Deadly Sins DLC

yes yes yes the perfect crime she's like was that pit was that pitbull he's not scheduled to play today oh weird i can't believe those people it's like playing dream phone you know yeah it's not wearing a hat he looks good in whatever he is whatever he wears he doesn't like pizza he's not wearing a hat stop running in someone else is coming someone else is coming to investigate oh no duck duck duck they have found a body but they haven't found me yet how many people are we gonna knock out look i'm very sorry about this oh man hello and welcome to outside xbox i'm jane i'm joined by mike and andy hello to play the lustre sexy sexy lust designation it's about to get real sexy up in here friends because 47 is undertaking the most the most sexual of all these hitman assignments weird snakey thing about that's they're all animals aren't they we had the frost yeah and we had the peacock and now the last thing is a snake so we're going to be serpent-themed this time yeah yeah it's going to get powerfully erotic yeah so kids go to bed adults don't stay up late yeah shield your eyes i love what they've done with the berlin club i must admit yeah so this is the berlin level which they've received now it's a sexy into a nice wide shot baroque nightclub yeah it looks a bit vampire the masquerade to be honest a bit like that i found a picture um uh 47 here looks powerfully like pitbull wearing a very similar suit glasses i will send it to john producer john so you can you can put a side by side up there for me so you can enjoy please enjoy that visual mister 47 worldwide okay so the the setup is the most sensual man ever to uh powerfully erotic look look at the suit i tell you what let me get uh let's get a look at this suit oh it's very dark in here today it's all right we get this anything it's like a sort of gold brocade no sorry a red brocade i like that he's um he's rolled the sleeves for that uh that sexy look i'm not sure about the red gloves yeah i'm not sure about the bright red creepier yeah can't see blood on them though that's uh practical so the point of this escalation is that we need to identify the secret admirer by finding clues but there are so what are you doing what are you doing just intervening muscling in on a good time but we need to find key yeah i mean i'm not sure exactly what we need to do but i think we need to offer like a bouquet i'm supplicating myself uh at the feet of um my muse my lust muse yeah all right but there are seven tattoos look look yeah as i was saying there are yes there are seven pretenders who are supposed to assassinate as well what are they pretending they're pretending to be the secret admirer but they're not right but i only care for my authentic secret admirer whoever that is okay what's this key about oh let's have a look safe key okay well let's go and find the safe okay good there's a gun over there there's some sort of crossbow where behind the throne behind the throne yeah oh yeah let's go lock and key imagery of course berlin is a very big level it looks like they've sort of um fenced it off with these uh fairy lights which are impossible to walk through yeah of course is this uh like a tranq dart thing or is it lethal it's called the serpent's tongue let's find out it's rotating like a weapon in unreal tournament yeah it should have made a different sound when i picked it up yeah monster kill i think it's meant to look a bit like um like a cupid's bow it's got a snake on it it's being bitten you're like being bitten by a snake you can't walk oh yeah beats b physics as good as ever so the thing about this um the thing about this escalation is that all the elements of it are randomized each time you play it oh so it does have quite a lot of replays so it's a sexy mystery a sexy replayable mystery that it's uh i would like you to try and find some clues please and not just spend your whole time rubbing your face against beats they turn around and and 47 has somehow managed to entangle himself and suspend himself from yeah when they say there are many place ways to play this mission i don't think they assumed you'd be just walking around if you accidentally hang yourself in beads they're definitely going to assume you died doing some kind of association yeah oh no and it's going to look terrible in the obituary oh okay i'm glad we put a content warning on the top of this okay so there's oysters the sexiest of shellfish and um why we need to find the same sexiest of wine and we need to find the safe all the clues will be in safe all right all right let's look for the safe shall we just for atmos atmosphere and sexiness i'm going to lower the lights in the room i'm in okay just for atmos and also because it's so dark in this level my screen is look at that look at that chair you know the chair you started off it looks like 47 is going to start a list feature oh yeah a popular channel outside x1 hello and welcome to outside excellence today i'd like to talk to you about my seven favorite ways to kill people usually in games you do one thing but sometimes another thing happens enjoy seven times for the following games here are seven times man he's got our number yeah forty seven why are you roasting us to our face why are you leaving the room i'm just getting a bird's-eye view of where there might be a safe all right i can see there's no sense of urgency to complete lust's contract here oh there's a floating coffee cup so erotic it's mysterious okay there's a barrel that i can puncture with we don't have a screwdriver no we don't okay let's find one of these safes lots of pink lighting going on it's a bit less sexy out here i mean there's pink lighting obviously toilets are a bit grim i'm not in the mood anymore i mean if you look on your map you can see uh little question marks oh that's true sorry i was just enjoying the ambience the ambiance okay so one of them one of them is okay one of them is on the floor i'm on uh the rest of them are all on the floor above go to the one that's on the floor you're on and see what it is all right let's see what it is oh he's not gonna let you in you can't change out of your outfit either yeah so you're going to have to somehow distract i'm internationally reloaded yeah music artist mr worldwide pitbull i'm on in five minutes i need to get to the green room and drink my ace of spades champagne okay all right we gotta find we gotta distract him and get in there you do have a crossbow also or just going to this place that says not for people no no no okay i'm sure pretty sure i could distract him out of the way or i can go and check out some of the um i might i might get some sort of lock pick if i go upstairs okay uh is that is that just the um the dj boost with the spooky masks okay let's go upstairs find some of these question marks these people are all a little overdressed for a nightclub look at this they're underdressed for an eyes wide shut up no they're overdressed for a nice wide chat party as well well i suppose yeah significantly okay oh it's that dude he's he's here normally ironically he's always here yeah yeah can't get rid of rocket howard from the end of blade runner the old uh gil from the street fighter yeah durian sorry here's something oh it's the uh serpent's bite now how is this a weapon because it looks like a bracelet it's an explosive i think it's uh that looks like look at me look how big your big looks i got it i got it i'm all right yeah all right that was dicey yeah thanks thanks lust god all right hang on if i go to my inventory will it tell me a little bit more about it yeah it's an explosive that looks like a coiled snake okay fine just to blow up a ball snake then yeah i think it's like a remote charge because it's got yeah it's got a remote above it in the middle made with only the most discriminating and aesthetic assassins in mind yeah i'm the most aesthetic assassin look at that a unique crossbow loaded with blinding darts the red black snake motif he's a guaranteed conversation starter hm it would start and so if you if that's how you start conversations i'd be really shooting someone in the face but the serpent's bite has a remote detonation so it's not just like a throw and forget sort of thing cool no you know how you're always throwing grenades in forget it so okay cool uh check them out hang on so it's up another floor the thing about berlin is that it's an absolutely amazing level but i'm i actually haven't i haven't gone to it very many times you know so it's um they've not done a lot of extra content on it no well i mean until until now until now yeah and also it's a weird it's a bit of a weird one isn't it because it's not really it's a god it's a god yeah it's all right all right i'll go another way around i think the way the the original level is structured it's quite sort of story based which maybe limits the replayability a little bit i need to get back this way oh yeah no one's looking okay you really need a crowbar or something i need a crowbar or i need to get a key off someone uh what else okay there's one over by the red toilet so let's head towards the red toilet sounds a bit lynchian the red toilet oh there's a thing that's not great another key pick up the safe keys but where are all these safes we've seen a lot of keys they're the question marks on the map so here's the red toilet now where out the window isn't it yeah okay let's see if we can jump out the window anywhere excuse me coming through excuse me coming through yeah i think down at the other end there's a um okay these toilets are all occupied excuse me oh this is the urinal room yeah okay that is also locked oh they've locked all the doors in this level oh i can't check my reflection in this fine okay all right that's fine we just need to get out behind the red toilet which is oh now i'm not allowed there but no there's no one guarding so go carefully sneaky yeah watch out for this fella yeah because if your suit gets compromised you're in i'm in big trouble okay so there is yeah there is a safe down at the end of this okay you can knock him out probably or shoot him with you with your crosstalk that just that's just going to blind him yeah which is not a permanent solution do you think that door behind him there is is locked probably is right yeah there's ones with the signs on it let's try and knock him out then it's like oh i don't know if i can get behind him reliably do you know what i mean well it says open for the door so you could just nip nip through this door yeah oh yeah all right fine lovely okay you can distract him with that radio i could i could but also isn't this where i no this is not where i wanted to be this is not where i needed there must be something useful in here though it's a storeroom of sorts i'm sort of no it looks like that's outside isn't it yeah isn't that outside so i need to get outside eventually to find out this is this take us outside well we might not need to find all the clues if we can although that's into the red toilet right right that's true that's true so these safes contain the clues which are going to tell me who my secret admirer is yeah all right well then let's um get that radio on and then eventually we'll pop that dude in there yeah sounds good as the outbreak is wreaking havoc across the world all right come on fella come on he might have a security key as well yeah that's what i'm hoping that would be great all right come on fella investigate that radio all right turn it back to me all right yeah okay then nice expert there's a box you can have this would double as a really good like christmas suit yeah oh yeah felt like some kind of weird sexy christmas or a weird pitbull themed christmas christmas what's this down here poison i'll take that okay now i must not accidentally disguise myself no he didn't unfortunately so there we go but at least i can get past yeah the music is getting intense oh there's another lady over here yeah uh i do want to get past her though so i'm just going to need to draw her in with the radio again what do you think yeah turn it off oh there's a oh there's a paint roller turn on the radio and see if she comes all right let's have a go turn up really loud come on yeah she's coming she's moving is she she's coming i don't think she's investigating the distraction oh she just she's just moved yeah yeah you're right you're right andy you're right okay she's moved out the way oh yeah she's looking the wrong way now she's looking the wrong way good good good good good oh she's looking at the safe she's looking at the side oh that's not ideal that's not not ideal at all oh i think oh she's investigating go go back into i'll do the mic maneuver which is to kind of waggle yourself in somewhere where she can sort of lightly see you and then she'll come to investigate oh there we go like that like so right and then again he's not scheduled to play today oh weird i can't believe those people all right she's going to turn the radio off she's such a fan yeah mr worldwide excuse me worldwide all right great so now we should be able to get into a safe okay fabulous all right radio is off and i'm what's your what's your favorite song featuring pitbull oh i don't know they're all classics i don't know mine is i like it by enrique iglesias okay there's a car battery there if i wanted to do an electric trap let's get this safe open though give me a clue oh it's a love letter from my admirer have a look at the intel see what it says yes it's cloudless air yeah is someone vaping do i have to go find someone vaping hmm maybe yeah or just someone smoking smoking yeah it looks like it i mean the picture does but i wonder if the picture may not be literal perhaps anything else in this level that makes you think cloudless air what's going on the cloudless air suggests that if it's cloudless it suggests they're not smoking not smoking maybe the non-smoking section we need more clues this is we need more conclusions yeah okay indeed that car battery to wang at people well i can't because then i have to carry it around with me don't know but remember that it's here i'll take the fuse cell for sure i'll put that away uh okay now where am i with regards to other clues i'm predicting okay the regulatory crowbar nearby yeah yeah yeah i think we want to get out to the red toilet one so if i if i need to find an outdoor if i go up this way out here and then out here i reckon yeah all right sounds good all right oh except i can i go that way yeah i can go that way oh no i'm through but yeah that doesn't really super help me does it no what about through here just double check you yeah the old hitman vision cloudless air's got to mean they're a non-smoker right nuns yeah it's hard because we haven't got the measure of the clues yet so we don't super know like but like if it was cloudy yeah there'd be a smoker yeah that's true that's true you nip out of this you're back in the public area which is i'm noticing i'm noting this down in my uh exercise oh yeah in your in your journal non-smoking diary okay in your secret diary about your crushes yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like playing dream phone you know yeah it's not wearing a hat he looks good in whatever he is whatever he wears he doesn't like pizza he's not wearing a hat stream phone but with murder i love it murder phone that's the one uh i feel like if i go this way it might be useful can i get back is there any there's no one there according to the map yeah version says no okay they could call it scream phone it's perfect a halloween variant of dream photo i love it halloween cross with atmosphere okay now this is pretty close yeah oh no i mean that's okay though isn't it like run to the right when it's like this and yeah through or to the left when it goes the other way yep yeah go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go nice okay there's another two people that way yeah if i can get in the long grass here i'll be okay now where is the dang safe okay it's past them i need to get past them uh to the safe could you use your exploding snake oh maybe that might be fun can you throw it can you toss it oh sure i sure can yeah all right so why not where should i throw it for maximum case the guys if you throw it at the guys and then oh you mean kill them yeah why not well i guess all's fair in love and water all right fine let's see how it does all right wow yeah being him with it uh maybe or do you think beat him or like just toss it nearby and then they'll go and investigate what do you reckon up to you you're the assassin all right there's three worldwide and then detonate ready yeah do it let's get eyes on it hang on yeah do it yeah that for sure killed them both yeah i thought maybe it would be some sort of like oh they were overcome with love and no no no no it's not a non-lethal serpent's bite okay well someone is searching now okay that's fine you're concealed i'm concealed oh you could have just gone through that there's a gap in the fence live and learn i mean they don't live but we do learn so i live and learn yeah anyone coming anyone coming to check it out no no no i don't like it doesn't look like it i think we're okay let's go get that safe i am trespassing though so so keep uh yeah keep your head on the swivel keep a weather eye out okay so we're going to continue around this corner there's someone over there yeah yeah but i'm all out oh here's the person who's searching getting a bush get in the bush hang on what have we got here watch out they're coming this side they're coming that side of the they're coming outside oh no oh no hang on hang on hang on i'm fine for this that will just blind them it's no just blind them just punch them in the face you're gonna have to just punch them just have to punch them in the face ah punch punch punch okay and then right now okay yeah okay good get out of there get out of there 47. okay simon's take down silent silent now is anyone someone will come to check that out won't they uh it doesn't say anyone's searching now yeah no it's an unconscious witness so that's weird okay fine we're in the club all right there's the blooming safe go go go oh and a key i want to keep he perfect oh he's going to go i'm looking lucky all right let's get behind him i'm just going to knock him out yeah yeah yeah yeah you're there yeah very nice it says i'm hunted but i'm not really hunted am i no because he's no you've got you've got two unconscious witnesses i'm gonna take the guns obviously yeah that's pretty good just don't take the disguises okay no i won't okay all right i'm gonna get to this blooming safe john stop running someone else is coming someone else is coming to investigate oh no duck duck oh no oh you too i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry all right yes no another person someone else is coming down jump up on the jump up on the uh okay i can't it's too much too high it's too high so they have found a body but they haven't found meat yet how many people are we gonna knock out stop coming over here look i'm very sorry about this oh man i'm very sorry but i do need this safe okay okay i think that's everyone okay that's everyone for now oh boy should i kill them so i'm not compromised if they get woken up they're no they won't get woken up unless someone comes by and i think everyone who would have come by has been yeah all right well let's pick up the love letter okay what's the latest clue effort all right sarcastic effortless sure okay through which i dance oh wait hang on do these letters it's cloudless air through which i dance so they go together right yeah it's a sequence it's clouded there through which so it's someone who's dancing someone who's not smoking or someone who's not dancing through the clouds i suspect it if it's um if it's sort of dynamic maybe yeah like one of them is like through cloudy air or yeah in cloudy air through which i danced i mean so yeah non-smoking non-smoking dancing yeah non-smoking dancer okay so you reckon don't murder these people don't murder them i mean i could hide them why don't i drag them into a bush and then they won't be able to identify me i mean okay i'm just like i really don't want to get this suit compromised because if it gets compromised it's going to be an extremely difficult that's true i just worry that you might end up dragging someone into an area where there's another guard or something this place looks okay look no one around here you put them all under that big concrete cylinder and drop it on and you now who the other guy saw me as well didn't they oh yeah everyone's a witness everyone's witnessed you punching them in their head yeah yeah okay now do not disguise yourself as these people 47 that's sort of just that's that's right that's a bush that's fine that's fine that counts and then this one as well here we go all right okay so where's the next closest safe oh there's one not far away over here oh yeah so if i sort of double back it's in this sort of warehouse but isn't it yeah it's great because i already cleared this place out with explosions and punching yeah so that's perfect uh it's over here somewhere yeah i think this this bit is locked though isn't it yeah it might be i think it's where all the the thing is on this level so oh no oh and it didn't quite catch me did it don't quite catch me that's good all right take a little look around we're good okay now again anyone over there okay now should i get up behind this guy do you reckon ring the bell you're not trespassing at the moment oh no yeah you're okay he doesn't mind i'm here right okay cool now oh it's over there that's cool i don't want it so can you vault up onto the loop i think you can vault up onto the camera there's a door here yeah oh but i don't have a key oh wait i've got a key i've got a key but nothing he will be suspicious if you climb up you can climb from the other side though yeah that's true all right although he's moving away now he's busy he's looking the other way wait what's over here it's just a bin scale this okay now i'm not meant to be here that's for sure okay that's okay then check the map oh it's just over here on the other side of this wall yeah it's literally on the other side you just keep climbing up oh there's a there's a another explosive oh no yeah it's another explosion another explosive okay should i get it you probably want to go down and then enter the building there through that door on the left oh someone's looking there's someone oh this look is there's all lucky people oh i found those crates of pineapples oh that's good you throw a pineapple over the other side maybe grab one of those pineapples 47 can't reach quite reach the pineapples from here that guy's on the move there's a generator you could turn on but there's i don't know if there's anywhere to hide why don't you just climb into the building climb into the building yeah i could do it yeah there was a route in i think from the back if you went back up onto the container as long as they're not going to see me it's too late on the way in so no it's not okay it's fine whoa so you think there's another way in if you head up there and there's got to be a way yeah yeah oh yeah as well but also see another security camera but what i really want is the safe well that's below but once you're in once you're into this building bit yeah yeah you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right so i wonder if these crossbows are like single use because like why would i need dual wielding crossbows you don't but you've got an amount of ammo it's like two one or two shots yeah yeah try you could try shooting the security camera with the crossbow oh yeah or your gun i've got a gun but it's not it's not silence yeah try the crossbar let's try the crossbow i mean it does blind things so yeah you've only got one shot yeah let's give it a go two oh yeah oh i don't think it works i mean it's not going to get me if i go over there i'll go over now that's fine just i can grab it i can just get in there and grab it and it's not looking there we go mine now nice waiting you grabbed it why didn't i grab it no i don't think so oh okay not quite fine all right okay well we've got three ammo for it now anyway so yeah so we want to get we want to get inside and down behind that door and downstairs all right easy easy okay yeah quick quick quick oh there's someone there's lots of someone's in there who's they going to come out and investigate no this is all the bikers i think your best bet is through the door down there it's like yeah maybe staff with the blinding thing yeah maybe that's why we've been given them is it like an area of effect blinding things no well i don't think so i guess we haven't found out yet have we but there they are down there one on the left one on the right or i mean i could probably like squirrel all my way past them if i uh if i time it right hang on they're also they're not proper guys you can just knock them out with a single yeah that's true you don't have to get into the combat just a little pop yeah okay i'm going to drop down oh but there's someone right in the doorway is the thing yeah there's loads of bikers all over the place really to be honest that's the problem with that safe it's been guarded we could try a different safe i suppose we can't need that many clues what if i shoot that barrel is that going to create enough chaos probably not not enough to get me get me through there all right let's see where there's a nearby barrel a different barrel so there's a barrel on this level over here there's a safe over there yeah but it's sorry there's a safe here it's in the same building it's in the same building but it's on this floor i wonder if it's on the same height although that's the reason i didn't go through that door wasn't it because there were still wasn't it was there a door to the right as well and a door to the left let's have a look putting in the leg work this secret admirer better be worth it i think there's a door to just over here yeah there is there is all right there's no one oh there are people behind it but not like i think the safe is on the far side of them is the problem this is probably the hardest safe because it's the part of the level where you're emphatically not meant to be you know what i mean it's the sort of warehouse but yeah place so maybe we ought to try and find sorry i thought someone saw me there uh we ought to try for a less difficult one in the actual club safe one in the actual club yeah what do you reckon yeah let's do that if it wasn't an escalation i would go for it but obviously you can't save can't get rumbled yeah can't change no okay you're not does this guy carry anything useful no i don't think anything's here no okay fine you've all right let's just circulate where i'm allowed to oh there's another exception there's one just here it just he's just pickupable but remember to put it away the second remember to put it away that guy's going to be looking at me so all right get ready to put it away put it away have fun nice why would you put it on a pedestal right in the center here toying with me okay uh but yeah so back in the club at least we've got the staff key now back to the club yeah that's true we do have the staff key now okay we're heading for well there's one up into the main building and then either up or down mm-hmm so how many clues are there total did they say uh it was however you're on the map i think yeah yeah but i think we'll probably be able to figure it out have a pretty good guess after through yeah maybe after three we'll be able to figure it out i think it's still a little slim to be going on at the moment yeah a little a little a little right let's try going up another level okay because we started right at the bottom so now where's the upstairs here i think there was some just you were heading in the right direction i think was i heading in the right direction okay good over here where that emergency thing is so if you look at the map again oh yeah it's behind your right stairwell yep okay now somewhat guarded somewhat guarded man if you go through is there a staff door near it i mean this isn't a door that's just a it's just a screen what about over here no also no hang on let me check the staircase there's a little door there isn't it is that that helpful what here this point just like directly in front of you right now yeah yeah and to the left here okay now no one minds me opening that door no no i'm not supposed to be back here but if i close that oh a wrench that's handy and there's a box but there's nothing else there's no further oh wait there's a fuse box so someone would come in here to investigate but given that i can't take their clothes that doesn't help me yeah all right just check the guys looking when you're on the way out okay let's have a look oh he's kind of looking he's sort of facing exactly the wrong way he's not facing the other way oh yeah you're right yes that's fine yeah there we go right okay we need to go upstairs in a way that we are allowed to there's another staircase over here so let's go ahead give that one i mean that's the main that's the main clubs today yeah let's just use the main club staircase and circulate i think once we get a bit closer to our objective i'll be a little less um risk-averse but at this fairly early stage in the investigation you don't want to like do they only go down well they only go down so i guess the upstairs is just a staff area perhaps is there another way up hang on no just though those stairs those stairs actually that's that's just down yeah this one here we go this is the stairs okay it's unguarded yeah good good now oh it's so dark in here okay there you that's the one go yep keep an eye out what's on the other side there's a man a leaning man he's pointing away from me i believe oh yeah i remember this guy yeah i'm going to throw a wrench at his head through the stairs okay good yeah let's just get a line of sight there we go lovely okay i want my wrench back though don't grab this i know another explosive they're generous aren't they yeah i don't think there is somewhere i can hide him but it's alright he didn't see me he's not a witness i know he's a witness he says a witness but no there's those those are four last times currently sleeping in the bushes all the other ones right like let's get yet another serpent's bite now we're all right let's orient this orientate ourselves now i still need to go upstairs that was the point i was looking for yeah more stairs upstairs and then all the way to the top perhaps yeah it looks like it oh god no no don't run away because he just hit him hit him hit him oh okay sorry you've been found just passing he's gonna escort you out just hit him all right and while he's down get him again get him again hit him again okay whoa andy whoa dang all right dang all right let's put him a little out of sight out of mind yeah there's because there's a couple more guys i can dump him over that railing but that's not super going to help is it it won't get a bit yeah they'll keep him out of keep him out of harm's way i mean he's already been in harm's way let me keep way by dropping you off this railing yeah okay okay this is it's just right there it's fine where that guy is yeah let me take a can or something oh i can't take that camera that's a gun no no but yeah explode him or i could use this one guys are there any more guys is it just that one it's just that one or you could wrench him you could always run i mean he's got his back to you just wrench him in the head just wrench him all right fine why do i have all these surfaces there's definitely no other guys up here right there's a guy oh he's coming he's coming over now that does that mean i have to use my serpent's bite to explain no i mean he'll wander off again and then unless he won use it no no i'll let him go away we've got gotta we gotta minimize the mess minimize the mess come on take a break look there's the safe right there it's right there i can see it it's right there it's got love letters to me in it if they're love letters to me why do i have to hunt them out why aren't they being sent to me agent 47 none of these suitors have the moxie the get up and go that i need yeah my romantic partners yeah you know when you write a romantic letter to someone and then you hide it in a safe okay that's fine don't worry i'll drag him out i'm gonna drag him that guy will come back at some point yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's fine not for a while but you could flatten with a wrench as well yeah exactly that's the plan need the wrench back of course i do obviously need the wrench back i've never seen so many unconscious witnesses where's he going where's he going oh he's going he's just circulating he's circulating i'm getting the safe now i'm just getting the safe oh i haven't got enough keys do you know what i've got enough keys i need a key for each shape can i i thought you had a key no because we used we used it on the last safe look there must be one needle i don't know i do i do sorry i just counted the keys all right grab the letter go go go go run run 47 again just ignore it just get out of the area it said you can try a guess now if you're feeling bold so okay well let's have a look at the clue shall we once i'm safely retreated to a safe area okay anything good around here nothing okay fine intel clue number three so there's white and white there's white wine and red wine down there i remember seeing that so it's someone who is not smoking dancing and drinking white wine not smoking they are dancing that sounds like a pretty drinking white yeah that sounds decisive to me yeah but wait i'm not trying to murder this person right no you're trying to murder everyone else we don't have to murder everyone else i think i i think i heard something like you have to like proposition them and you have to present them with like are you my secret admirer yeah exactly there's a boo there's a bouquet of flowers that you literally yeah like hit them on the head provide them yeah rot them with the this bunch of flowers oh there's another gun there okay so heavily armed i'm bristling bristling with weapons now what's the best way back to back back the way you came so down that stack oh crowbar yes finally the master keys yeah that's what i call it now what's the best way backing up that's not that i want to no but i just want to be in the bar don't i and then just generally at all just generally i want to be here you could probably drop down maybe yeah a legal area that i'm allowed to be in i need to get past this guide oh what if i just run past him because once i run past it yeah then you're in the legal place and he's like damn loophole damn see if you've been doing your job i wouldn't have been back there how did that just happen all right don't tell anyone i did this [Laughter] okay here where i am now i need to go downstairs back to that which is that way yeah um and back down to the sexy [Music] the sexual sexy room they have downstairs yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh boy okay i can't wait to meet my secret admirer yeah this has been some good detective work yeah he's not wearing a hat if you've never played dream phone which is an extremely ancient board game yeah i apologize yeah get on it it's not this guy is it this guy oh you should be so lucky do you think he came to the club dressed like that or he shed some clothes after he arrived the winter okay this is the best part of the club clearly look at how fancy it is look at look at all of this okay now let's inspect our prospective admirers right someone dancing you said that use hitman vision is there yeah wait there it is the bouquet it's on the table yeah yeah yeah yeah no that's right there so this is the lust bouquet that i will grab and it does look like a bfg but a flower in flower yeah i'm going to take that monster and i'm going to present oh look at that moody lighting look at that that's good yeah look at that yeah look at those cheeks yeah all right so we want a non-smoker who's dancing drinking white wine vino now so these poor dance don't they these four dancing oh and then they stop dancing and then they go and drink some wine let's see what wine they're drinking yeah and check if they smoke okay okay okay keep keep your eyes out keep your eyes out someone drink something or smoke something okay he is going for what's he going for white he's drinking water she's drinking white she's drinking red is that red yeah so it could be him if he doesn't smoke yeah okay so it's not her with the blazer it could be him in the tucks with the white mask but let's see what the other dancers are doing okay they're stopping they're about to break up yeah where do they go where do they go oh i can't look at everyone at once he's drinking he's drinking white he's drinking white yeah she's drinking what's she drinking drink something she'll probably drink white as well yeah it looks like she's gonna drink some white come on hmm i don't know if we've got enough info yet no but we will if one of them goes to smoke okay so she's drinking white so then we've got three white drinkers yeah he's smoking he's smoking he's smoking not this guy man smoking was it this guy no it wasn't yeah to the right to right two right to the right oh yeah he's still drinking the white okay it's him or her it's it's the lady in blue or this guy with a beard all right let's see if he goes and smokes is he going to light up like if you light up you are you light up now he's going back to dancing he's going back to dancing let's go see if the lady in blue started smoking because if she did quick where is she where is she okay she's off is she off to the smoking area that's not her is it not her oh no that's not blue is it sorry the colors are very dark where's the she's gone over to the corner somewhere i'm looking for a silhouette ah did she come and smoke though yeah there she is oh do you think she went smell her just just discreetly smell her smoke smoke smoke if you smoke then this oh no they're back to their dancing routine we'll keep it yeah wait until she stops dancing keep your eye on her for another all right let's just like let's just keep an eye ball on on lady and blue this is fun i like this yeah okay the guy's left is he gonna spark up okay i don't think the bearded guy smokes i think we've had enough eyes on him to know that he's not smoking i think the unknown quantity is whether the lady in the blue with the fur and the top hat is also a smoker yeah but it's not the lady with the white blazer because she's drinking red and it's not the man bun because he was smoking all right let's follow her let's tail her she's playing it very cool if she is my secret admirer because i'm standing right next to her dresses like that these oysters have been sitting out at room temperature yeah it's bad everyone's gonna be not on eye in a real mess tomorrow don't eat that don't you just feel like a delicious the smooth taste of yeah tobacco the clue should say they have explosive oyster diarrhea i feel like we might need another we might need a final clue this is just watch her if she's they're wearing a hat or something she might go and yeah chain smoke a bunch of marble lights yeah there probably is a hackler you know mike because that hat is um an odd match with that stress yeah so i think that happens yeah let's see if she fancies what does she do over here why would she come all the way over here if she's not going to smoke yeah that's what i'd like secret smoke secret smoke secret smoke what's she doing she's just admiring art i think she's just looking at the art or she's waiting for me to to to accuse her with the bouquet it's not a key it's propositioning proposition okay we might need another cleaner i think we're gonna need one more clue to make a really good guess was there a safe down on the basement level that we just needed a crowbar to get to yeah possibly we don't have a key though but there might be a key near it they might be key near it i imagine they'd probably want you to start they probably put a clue near which just yeah exactly exactly all right let's get one more clue out of this is all right okay and if i'm if i have to like proposition my intended um romantic partner under a hail of gunfire then sober yeah yeah and then just cheeky crowbar cheeky crowbar unless your staff key opens it oh yeah okay there you go try it oh no all right it's a break open job what oh okay so my staff just check the guards aren't like staring directly at this door you're fine go for it what's that over there by the way that [Music] some sort shape apparatus erotic apparatus oh it's an erotic fan yeah fair enough for a wind machine effect yeah just look on the hitman vision crowbar anyone looking no through the door on the other side of the door isn't it no it's pretty oh there is there are two people standing there smoking but what if i like crack it and then just crack it and then run all right yeah crack it run go all right get ready to run let's give it a great run yep yep are they going to lock the door again though they are no it isn't but it's unlocked now oh yeah they're not going to repair the lock are they running after him when he turns around okay all right and done he's going to his friend's in there his friend's in there yeah we can go cut left yeah okay all right okay cut left cut left go left go left or just punch them both oh i've been found trespassing okay all right i'll probably punish them both we can go back right just they're both before they get lost all right all right before they call someone they're calling someone are they calling someone yeah she ran off to call someone sorry but i think you're okay i'm not trespassing anymore she's telling that guy oh no he's gonna come and check it out i better get out of here just gonna chill out for a bit sit on your throne for a bit maybe but i'm not compromised they're just they might hunt you what i just walked around the wrong door i just got lost on my way to the green room me mister worldwide surely you're not gonna hunt pitbull through this club i think maybe just crowbar these two in the face but you don't you still don't have a key no it doesn't look like you are nearby right surely i don't think so they can't be too far away okay so look on the map here yeah it's right there right there but the um the keys themselves aren't on the map i believe no no but they are there was one nearby that there was one nearby before i see this crowbar just crowbar rampage just crowbar on page okay all right fine sorry quick as again yeah oh crime notice compromise that's fine by the person who got knocked out okay seven unconscious witnesses no oh screwdriver okay you're going to have to knock this guy out as well okay screwdriver to the head not with the screwdriver but with the crowbar vision where is he he's over here oh no he's actually he's not no he is going to get it he's going to go and look so you're going to wake him up hurry up yeah got it good nice okay good now all right you're all in front of this spicy here's the safe can i open it i don't think i've got enough keys any more keys anyone around here somewhere surely lend in as a technician no pick up a car battery no behind you like check down the end yeah uh it's not gonna yeah there's not we would have seen it if it was in the public area so it's gonna be in there oh this is here oh there's so many people can i get around the back oh no there's so many people do you remember there's a way you can go through this duct can't you you can kind of get on a hike upstairs there's some stairs yeah there yeah if you had to try that those stairs okay maybe i should have been using the crossbow more you know to blind people yeah maybe you can find everyone running and grab the key and run out yeah maybe if they're blind that's a lot of people to blind though we haven't tried using it we don't know if it's got a little flashbang effect that's true that's true oh more people i'd say try the crossbow all right let's try the crossbar let's give it a go try on these guys do you think or just like go back down go back down into that room and see if you can just flash bang people in the face and if it goes wrong i'll retreat to the safety of the um yeah sex nightclub exactly i mean they can chase you into there yeah that's true they wouldn't dare though i wouldn't dare i could like lure someone out with the radio and sort of stop actually yeah maybe start yeah maybe get a thin them out a little bit a wrench i mean i'll wrench them as they come out maybe just drag the bodies a little bit further away a little bit further around the corner oh there's a there's a trunk over here okay yeah but this is like going to be eight eight yeah that's true i'm gonna have to pack them in really tight yeah and actually if you're doing this while the radio is on there's a danger you will get no one's no one's noticed it no it's not it's not loud enough not near enough let's close this door uh just to be safe it is reducing your number of um unconscious witnesses putting them in boxes yeah because they can't be they can't be woken up once they're in the crate let's get this guy away okay the things i do for love or potentially love we don't know we don't know where we let's not put labels on things or just do it we'll just do a lot of suit to be honest yeah it's lust that's true okay just trying to twirl him into like a little spiral there there you go that looks comfortable beautiful okay good now where's my crowbar is it here or did i already pick it up you're right just you're right it's just your right yeah oh yeah there it is cool good now now i need that key i desperately desperately need that key so there's so many people throw an explosive in there see what happens that's the micest thing you've ever said or an explosive fire the flashbang arrow in there and see what happens let's see what it does all right i'm going to get around the other side and get eyes on draw a bead on oh no no no is he going to come over yeah he's going to wander over and then he might be attracted by the radio no he's not going to wander over no he's too too bored too tired okay i could probably get the radio still on maybe turn off since you're not doing this anymore since we're not doing this anymore all right let me just get around here oh it's so tantalizingly close how many have got their back to you they're all sort of looking um at them you can go no okay there's a guy in the you see the guy in the cowboy hat one of the dj's yeah what if i just hit that that closest person with the crossbow and see what happens yeah just as an experiment okay she's saying oh my eyes she's blind she's blind how long for re reload and blind the other two oh no are they coming out they've noticed your crime oh no blind and you're compromised you're compromised oh okay hang on are you being hunted and arrested okay no you can't you can't do this while being hunted and arrested okay so you're gonna have to take care of whoever is arresting you who's arresting me where are they they're here i'm fake surrendering i am fake surrendering hang on don't announce that go go nice oh no i'm being engaged no no no you're fine get the safe okay there was only one i thought there was another guy coming forward let's just get that that clue hi uh she's scared of me now she's scared of you she's rightfully scared of me i hit the wrong button wow oh no this went so wrong you're being hunted maybe if i hide for a while the heat will die off there is a guy with an ak so yeah oh i'm being engaged find a box or some kind of hiding place some kind of hiding place where can i hide where can i hide not in that trunk filled with bodies oh my god i can't belie i i straight up punched one of the dancers instead of picking up the bouquet no i did pick up the bouquet but i also punched one of the dancers she was dancing right near me oh no oh no they're all giving up in a moment everyone just chill out okay mike you've got to coach me through this because this doesn't happen to me a lot but i know you know how to deal with this i wonder whether even when they go back to searching those all the people in the people are gonna be on like higher alert well we've put a blooming hour into this so i wanna see whether it can be rescued so you're back to compromise yeah you can't change your suit no i can't and the person we need to give the bouquet to is now a noticer but she loves me she'll forgive me oh no 47 look at him ready for his date with his flowers look at him he's so sad oh no that's the she does kind of like she does come over here doesn't she she's sort of like i can't believe what i've done here i can't believe how i've played maybe if you like stand behind you'll get the prompts because yeah like put the flowers out beside her yeah just like reach around to her face and put it in flowers flowers now i think if you can't give her the flowers maybe just knock out everyone in the room with a crowbar right and then see what last let us sort them out okay let's do let's figure it out okay look she's over there she's going to come over here let's see if we can cheese the game a little bit i could i can turn on this grammar stay behind that stay behind that column all right okay because she comes right over to the painting she comes right over here and i can be like right here we go stay out of her sight until she's facing the painting and then okay and then maybe there's some way to get the prompt without her 47 on a date he's late good job okay okay right now let's leave behind i love you i love you i love you i love you yeah i guess i guess oh someone's looking i guess no okay no did you subdue her yeah i i don't think i have a choice all right crowbar around the crowbar hang on hang on hang on hang on page would work as well no no we want to knock them out we don't want to kill them these stuff they've suffered enough before he runs away uh one of them's fled oh okay get him get him get him before he goes oh he's gone i just need to drag her across the floor before someone oh no oh no we've waved i can weave get him yes yes okay is he knocked out is he fully knocked out he's dead now knocked out now dead now okay let's try and drag her to over to lust yeah come on dragging yeah so just leave her and and the flowers i mean there are gonna be guards swarming into this room yeah that's okay i only have to move them a little bit at a time yeah last i've got your secret admirer here yep she's she's right here okay here comes someone oh no they're running they're fleeing they're not ordering you either oh no there's there's who's that over there is that someone with a gun no oh oh behind you where are they where are they oh i'm being shot at okay okay okay this is fine this is fine uh i've got explosives i've got explosives just for this this very situation okay all right it's next year that's the flashbang okay okay now you're getting shot at i am getting shot at sorry just an unrelated guy he just walked into the wrong place okay here comes some more people here come some more people i've got what have i got for this you've got a gun screwdriver and a screwdriver okay here he comes here they come downstairs [Music] oh no no no no okay let's try that again i'm sorry everybody i went back played through again and this time you'll get to see there's a completely different set of clues because it's going to be a different admirer so here you go you were trying to demonstrate how it's a dynamic mission there you go different because look red wine this time red wine drinker it's going to be a lady this time i mean it was lady last time uh that's a smoker that is a spooker okay so potentially we can't exclude this lady in the mask here and this lady over here is drinking oh it's the hard stuff she's drinking that's white that's white so it's definitely not her no um who's left oh it's the lady this lady's dancing it's probably her then isn't it because that's i don't think there are any other women remaining that must be the yeah the only remaining woman if it's red we're in with a chance i mean she's standing uh roughly a meter away from a glass of red and staring at it feeling about it about it no she's looking away she's not going oh yeah yes yes okay we found our red wine drinker but she hasn't we need to know that she smokes we need to know that risky maneuver red wine with that white blazer but we'll see yeah exactly yeah that's the sort of uh danger behavior dangerous lifestyle that lust is attracted to yeah i had the wrong end of the stick the first time i played through i thought it was it was a secret admirer of 47. it's a secret admirer of the personification of lust herself yeah yeah okay let's take a look is this where you come from concept a little smoke break it's very dark in this corner let's see if she uh oh wait she's lighting up she's lighting up that's let me yeah is that confirmed yeah that's confirmed it's dark in that corner but she is definitely smoking right let me grab this bouquet this time without punching anyone in the stomach yeah try not to knife anyone in the throat on my way okay and now what i think i need to do is like offer her this yeah there we go there you go again it sounds like a terrifying like euphemism like a victorian um venereal disease or something yeah it looks like an sti i'm afraid you have contracted lust's bouquet what's going on um i guess they're gonna have a little speech oh so there we go a little dance for a little smooch and is that did we win we won that yeah she's like good job 47. you brought me my brought me my secret admirer you've won last well i guess all right well i guess we'll just third wheel our way out of here then okay yeah that was a surprisingly undeadly escalation gutted everyone else they're all applauding they're all into it this was this was the entertainment for the evening this was their sort of good times well whatever you're into all right getting onto your teleporting list yeah yeah here are seven things i wish i'd done in hitman 3 yeah here are seven secret admirers there are seven women i wish i hadn't punched in the stomach oh okay again apologies for the first time around but we got it in the end yeah so but you can also assassinate the the non-secret admirers if you well that seems unnecessarily cruel they were yeah they were applauding they were on our side all right all right cool yeah thanks for watching and see you next time for more deadly deadly sins and outside xbox this is so deadly so simple not very deadly this time

Channel: outsidexbox

Views: 148,561

Keywords: outsidexbox, andy farrant, jane douglas, mike channell

Id: DuCFox7F3Zs

Length: 59min 51sec (3591 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 02 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/dpash]

Plays for an hour; fucks it up at the last second.

Interestingly, the second play through only took them 20 minutes.

[u/PzykoHobo]

Jane needs more practice with crisis management if she's going to Mike it up that badly

[u/AchtungBecca]

Handy tip, don't watch the end of this while on an elliptical at the gym.

When Jane had 47 randomly punch someone, I was gasping for air, probably looked like I was crying I was laughing so hard, while in the middle of Planet Fitness doing my cardio!

Honestly, a screw-up like that (or Jane's poison room, for that matter) is 100% more enjoyable and entertaining than a flawless 2 minute speed run. (Not to say I don't enjoy Andy's runs, as he's more methodical than a speed runner, and he usually has unique ways of correctly pulling off the objectives.)