Hitman 3 IT'S ALL GONE A BIT MIKE! | Andy Plays Mike's OX Featured Contract in Hitman 3

hey chump oh no he's damn it i said hey chump the good thing about not being able to change out of your suit is it doesn't really matter if you if you become compromised or hunted because you're not allowed to change anyway so and it doesn't make any difference that's why it does matter if you become compromised because you can't change yeah but you're in a suit where you're not allowed anywhere so it doesn't matter okay that's a very nihilist approach yeah do you want a tip andy do you want a tip yeah here's a tip the death of him by me oh wow hello welcome back to hitman 3 on outside xbox i'm mike joined by jane and andy say hello hello and andy have i got a treat for you have i don't know have you yes i have yes or is it just going to be a bad is it bad thing it's my featured contract called all gone a bit mike uh so really interested not really interested yeah well andy you have to we've all played each other's contracts it's your turn now um so for this contract andy i would like you to uh remain in your suit and kill uh these five people with shotgun blasts right traditionally quite noisy i was trying to emulate my own play style here uh the chaos of my of my hitman playstyle so hopefully yeah you're going to have to be you're going to be forced into uh into playing a little more chaotic can i smuggle in the silenced shotgun is that i mean yeah you can if you like it's sort of i don't i don't think i have one actually so well good i'm glad um all right well i might as i may as well wear the the formal hunting attire not the clown suit then no i mean [Music] i guess if it's fine the hunter guitar is very fitting for a shotgun rampage i guess if we're going for the full mic we should probably wear wear this um you can bring a shotgun in with you if you like or smuggle in a shotgun um but there's also a cabinet with a bunch of shotguns in it yeah it's like a big old country mansion i can't imagine shotguns are hard to come by right that's um very easy to come by yeah all right well just in case actually no i don't want to be toting around i'll put one in the library just in case mike has done here is taking the theme of the season of sloth and kind of thrown it out the window yeah so explain why this is themed so basically you if you've read the description you'd know um that being a hitman like agent 47 takes a lot of planning which sounds like a lot of effort to me right this is a very low effort it's lazy in its own way low effort it's incredibly difficult it sounds like it's lazy in terms of uh yeah doesn't require any planning it doesn't require any imagination just show up and shoot them this is gonna be super hard i've gotta get into the house i've gotta shoot people and not be found even though i'm shame they don't have because you could be like the birthday party entertainment yes what a shotgun toting clown it's me nice to meet you with a shotgun it's just like an ice cream i'm here to entertain little jimmy on his birthday it's my first day so andy you're gonna have to be real careful real by the clown agency yeah the ica the international clown age national clown agency is here to say uh okay interesting right we want to try and what's your what's your game talk yeah what's your strategy what are you thinking how are you gonna shotgun five separate people without getting caught it's a great question um i don't really have a plan or strategy i feel like so you're getting into the my style then i feel like if i'm going to get into the mic uh headspace yeah yeah i need to just be adaptable to be like mike you have to think like mike which means not thinking too hard just need to be like mike be like mike so i've acquired the shotgun mike oh no oh no the car alarm don't look is that in the game or is that in someone's real life it's in the game that's in the game i didn't know that was a thing he slumped he slumped onto it oh no you set off a car alarm you clown you literal clown uh fine okay all right i have a tactical bartoli now nice classic car alarm though no one no one came running no i don't care no one cares if your car's getting taken okay so you're okay your targets are all members of the carlisle family yes um i've noticed you seem to have some sort of fitting some sort of vendetta against the car they're probably all bad people aren't they they're probably all bad people i mean you say that everyone in hitman is bad they could be they could be elected seems pretty shady canonically she's you know in league with some baddos you know the shotgun cabinet is just there i mean if you've got this far you probably could have just grabbed double shotguns dual wield yeah but i won the tactical bartoli because these are these shotguns they're not going to be they're not going to be semi-auto are they no they're going to be old old-school hunting shotguns clay pigeons and stuff right yeah but for the record when i recorded this uh contract you know created it i did use one of the shotguns from that cabinet and if i could have specified i would but it but you can't yeah they're special hunting shotguns but when you create the contract he just says it's a shotgun unfortunately shotgun is a shotgun it's a shotgun yeah so but a silenced shotgun exists in the game it does but it's an unlock you need to have played a lot of well so what does silence shotgun even mean yeah you put a you put a soda can on the end of it right what's the range like on this tactical shotgun andy um i don't know probably not brilliant do you want a tip andy i've seen so here's a tip the death of him by me oh wow wow pretty good oh i like it andy hiding hide so gunshot has been heard but no one from where no one knows where it came here they come running what happened yep and if you just trace the bullet trajectory well that's the great thing about a shotgun it's lots of bullets yeah that's true pellets everywhere so andy may pain you but they are going to find the body but that's fine because that's not one that's not part of the yes i would like to point this out that that is not actually part of the conditions of the thing so there you go because it takes the conditions from the contract as it was completed in the first place yeah exactly okay so people have people have been playing this online and i've seen some youtube videos where they've completed in about two minutes uh yeah silent assassin and i that's what i was gonna say the incredible range on the shotgun from those people i've also seen them completing it online and they are shooting clear across the mansion with that shotgun but they do benefit from it being a silent shotgun whereas andy has to operate yeah yeah very noisy shotgun fully loud um i'm wondering if i might have a better line of sight to people from the top floor because you get some um down from the balcony okay you'd have to get up there though and you're not allowed to change out of your ridiculous clown outfits yeah they're bagging up the body and you have to wait for them to clear the area bring in the csi yeah yeah everything investigator on site isn't it so oh yeah add it to the list phineas we've got another one for you it's a bold start andy i like the fact that you didn't hang around you just run in there and shotgun someone in the face yeah i'm proud of you man i'm trying for that uh yeah that mic strategy okay okay okay okay oh someone's hey you know what you know what i might do oh no andy you're using coins this is this is not my strategy at all anyone oh no and that's okay hmm no i noticed i'm trying to clear a path right but i'm not sure if it's going to work because there's two of them looking hmm i would say uh remember that you can just always just hop out of the house and get somewhere else that way that is true often often getting around outside is easier than getting around inside you could chew me up a drain pipe for sure in your clown outfit yeah maybe that's the way just watch out coming out of here though yeah well how did you do it mike uh well not to spoil things too much but i barely i barely spent any time inside the house okay i mainly ran around the outside of the house finding opportunities to shoot people from outside that i see and as andy identified a hiding spot is super useful in the immediate aftermath of the shotgun yeah you got that andy yep roll what's so suspicious about the shotgun toting clown you look like a payday 2 character yeah you do where are they can you investigate uh i love your rainbow socks faster clown climb climb nothing here [Music] what about the other side of the balcony can you dangle and shimmy and climb up anywhere yeah you're absolutely i think you can get around the entire house actually like just by shimmy and dang you can definitely get up another level no one seems that bothered that one of her sons was just shot to death in in the party oh okay if only he knew what was hanging beneath him the murder clown the shotgun toting murder clap all right why did he love georgie why is this clown wearing gloves why is that it's not good for balloon tricks and such yeah that's what they tell you very convenient okay all right all right i'm climbing through and anyone unlucky enough to be in this room is in trouble now this room is nearly always empty isn't it i think i don't think i've ever even been in this room to be honest what how have you never been in this room all right this is i think you need you have to go in this room to do this mission mission it's full of valuable intel intel yeah but james when have i ever done the story mission yeah no that's true fine yes oh there's so many lookers the good thing about the good thing about not being able to change out of your suit is it doesn't really matter if you if you become compromised or hunted because you're not allowed to change anyway so and it doesn't make any difference that's why it does matter if you become compromised because you can't change yeah but you're in a suit where you're not allowed anywhere so it doesn't matter okay that's a very nihilist approach to this contract nothing matters because you're a clown yeah use it to your advantage no no one heard that is anyone coming no no one's coming i love how you're trying to do this properly andy rather than just running around shotguning people in the head and then hiding yeah well i'm just trying to make it a little easier on myself also i imagine when mike made this contract you had a few goes at it whereas andy's trying to get it in one yeah yeah i had a couple of goes with it a couple of goes in it but you can retry if you if you fail that's fine so you sort of thinning out the staff at the moment i'm trying to thin out the staff so i've got options this being a mic contract you can kill as many people as you like andy you could you could kill everyone in the level if you like if i wanted hmm so you got a tranquilizer gun yeah you could track him and then and then pull him over into this room where no one goes 800 more times to get rid of everyone in this house yeah exactly exactly you know how i play hitman there any higher yeah there are but i don't think anyone really comes in here no but if i'm luring people in yeah that's true that's true yeah pop them in the armoire maybe yeah let me pop him in the armoire what a messy bed that's nice like an artful disarray it's a tracy a vogue shoot artfully disarrayed fancy bed so you're trying to clear the balcony area here so that you've got uh then you've got run of the clear view of someone surely the balcony you want to clear is the one over the main main room though right because there's a bunch of people over there but the the guy with headphones which is patrick i think is down below the balcony here right okay oh is this not this isn't the library right this is the main hall right this is the balcony above the main entrance hall but then the back room opposite is the sort of i don't know yeah the park probably you'd call it something like a breakfast room or something yeah and it's that's where like three of them tend to hang out quite frequently so oh yeah yeah yeah you could get three and one and then patrick's are all off in his loans then maybe you want to get rid of patrick first and then do the final three in like rapid session yeah just to highlight the difference between mike and andy styles andy constantly in hitman vision like never in hitman vision well i don't like it because it goes all black and white and you can't admire the lovely so you're an east eat you appreciate me yeah exactly yeah good work okay that guy is cleared it looks like this is how i intended it to be played and it absolutely isn't how i intended it to be played so it's this guy oh whoa that was close who was that oh wow yeah yeah i think it takes him a while to cotton on because if you saw a clown sneaking around the house you'd be like i'm not seeing things right here yeah you'd look at the wine bottle you have in your hand and throw it over your shoulder yeah he's like well there's no clown here now i guess there was never a clown yeah i feel like i need just one side of this balcony clear so let me do a little bit of are you going to come to here if i yes you are all right good if you tranquilize someone with a trunk gun can they be woken up by their mates that's a good question maybe i don't i don't know if they will have programmed different kinds of sleepiness yeah okay i'm gonna track this guy treat yourself yeah why not wait do you only have one bullet for that two oh yeah two story yes one plus one good work mike okay so we've got two two guys down this side but if i get behind the panels but there's a very there's some very transparent panels there hide behind the globe behind the globe and then this way stealth cloud full stealth clown wearing the loudest outfit is possible to wear okay who's in here though no one i've just remembered oh yeah yeah yeah yeah if you you've got a clear shot so yeah let's go i'm scoping for hiding spots yeah yeah oh there are those two though oh they do break up don't they and go about their business do any of them come in here is the question no no no he goes onto the balcony and she goes into the bathroom you could drop the chandelier they'd probably come in and investigate it wouldn't they no i might land on someone yeah you don't want to accidentally you don't want to fit i'm gonna wait for these two to break up then i'm gonna shotgun that guy and i'm gonna jump into that box that's the current that's the current plan why don't you go over there and shut that door oh yeah great great idea can you shut the door yeah of course you can perfect all right doors closed great thinking it's going to mostly hit me she's going to splinter the balcony yeah it's all right i'm patient i'm a patient clown [Laughter] all right well it gives you time to think of your kill line andy something themed on clowns and i've got the perfect line okay good good i'm ready for it like you can't like hop one buttock up on that banister and just sort of lean over and you know sit side saddle yes it's side saddle on the banister and why would you like he was playing pool in fact like doing a trick shot in pool yeah he's playing it with himself what loser yeah without only the white ball he does he no one ever taught him her place snooker right right here he goes here he goes go and you go hong kong come on whoa wow all right okay that's powerful ah perfectly tight here they come yeah turns out gunshots travel through doors yeah okay well timed though all right the stealth clown strikes again solid stealth clowning is this excruciating for you andy it is exclusive noisy noisy kills yes it's hard hard work that was the intention i were like can you make a uh contract for your community i'm like i can make a contract to ruin andy's day in the communities if they want or not yeah okay all right everyone seems to be going back about their business yeah they're still looking for someone but you're not gonna be seen anyway are you but also yeah they don't even know remaining carlisle siblings they don't even know that it's a clown i think two of them are a husband and wife pair right i think yeah yeah a lot of time hanging out in the breakfast room that's what we've decided to call it the parlor it's probably incredibly bad etiquette to call it one of those things oh no oh no he's a security dude he came up the stairs for some reason he came up the stairs i didn't know he was returning to his he went to investigate the uh he was coming back does anyone come out put him in a box yeah it's fine he didn't fire his weapon no one would believe him that there was a clown in this building anyway well they might when they're like we do have to explain all the shotgun kills all right you're back in the clear okay we're back in the clear all right good where are you going i'm going to the to the right to roughly towards the let's see if oh he's coming back who uh love a boy no that i think he's love a boy in the box no this is lovely boy no i think yeah i think lover boy was the one who went to investigate the gunshot and was coming and then came back yeah um let me just drank this lady oh no i didn't go far enough in the spine oh dear he's probably not looking for anything oh no oh no crime notices compromise no no no no no no no randy no notice by whom huh yeah maybe yeah so she's unconscious that's fine oh okay all right fine she noticed the crime of you choking her out yeah she's like that's illegal as i shake her out now hang on one minute that's illegal oh yeah um all right and we're back we're reset so everyone just chill um right tactical but you stressed andy is it stressing you out yet no it's like mike's point about being compromised doesn't make things any worse for you as a clown because you're not meant to be in the mansion as a clownically compromised the life of a mansion clown is that of constant oh all right someone's coming from the yeah watch out oh no they're not going okay good right well you've got a clear shot at someone two people at the moment yeah but no hiding spots wanna thin the guards maybe anyone want to investigate that what record is it playing send in the clowns [Laughter] no one cares for your music yes no one's getting close enough poor page come on investigating distraction oh someone's investigating the record player now oh oh nice so he's yeah he's now within range of the record player yeah you coined him within range of the music oh boy oh boy oh boy this is oh but ah okay good combat oh okay right now it's only combat because he was he was still technically conscious while that was happening okay fine tied him into the bathroom you've had so many narrow escapes andy they're not narrow escapes they're calculated risks but i've known exactly how it will play out so you've you've done that thing sherlock does in those sherlock movies where he calculates everything funnily enough i was going to say doctor strange in a sort of benedict cumberbatch uh yeah so i was like he's seen all the eventualities and this is the one reality where he gets away with being the shotgun clown everything i'm doing is very cumberbatchy and i think we can order group yeah cover back probably live somewhere like this what's the plan andy what is the plan they're off on their own so they do come in and out quick once emma's leaving emma's leaving can't you lure them both under the chandelier i guess there's not a shotgun just because you should even if you use the shotgun there's a hit there's a hiding spot that's good good job they leave these big chests everywhere okay they are still in the same room oh you could definitely get a double whammy here if you're lucky i'm shooting through that get him through the hole in the banisters yeah okay all right i think you're in combat apparently but i don't think they saw me get in this box though right you hope that yeah you're you're only hunted now and they you just need to hope they don't look in this box and they probably won't they've never had before well he simply disappeared [Laughter] some kind of shotgun ghost it popped to engaging when you lifted the thing up oh so don't do that don't do that yeah i'll stay in my little clown box yeah this is where we keep the murder clown has there ever been a ghost that used a ghost shotgun on its victims if ever the family is in greatest danger the ghost clown will resurrect and protect us and murder like looking around they're like i can see some size 26 foot i can see some red acrylic hair sticking out of the gap but no i don't know where he could be oh look the final the final target's coming into this room as well really are you joking yeah no no they're in there they're moving they're on the move where look on the map oh sorry i was looking i was looking there you can see the bottom you can see the top of the head vision yeah oh he's turned off the record player okay good because that's the priority right now it's like this record four people have been murdered yeah he's making and he's sort of like a skinny it clown like a very like spelt it clown all right also i think his shoes are just normal sized i don't think she's wearing big old clown shoes all right no they're pretty large no they're a little little oversized aren't they confirmed for big clown shoes tastefully oversized okay so she does come back into this room which might be my best bet because i've got a nice line of sight but alternatively you need to work your way out of the building anyways yeah you do need to she does stand by a number of windows yeah let's get in here what was this oh this is another bedroom that no one goes in yeah so nice so she's oh wait she's moving she's moving she's heading back into the the parlor she might be and if she is god help her but at least you've got an escape route now as well yeah what's she doing what's your deal how powerful is this shotgun yep she's moving but where to yes here we go huh all the angles you can do that there we go where was your clowning kill line hmm that was it just where's the bank oh just the hulk oh fine fair enough good you're in combat am i though but no one knows where you are or what the hell is going on so in a very real sense you're not in combat yeah yeah that's the beauty of this contract is that you're already completely compromised so it doesn't matter if you end up in these combat states as long as you find a place to hide in a way it's easier than a regular contract because andy isn't duty-bound to play as a silent assassin i don't see how i can still be in combat when i'm in a cupboard there you go thank you yeah you're hunted now what's your exit strategy how are you going to it's a great question yourself from this out the window scenario i presume i'm going to go out this window yeah launch yourself out the window and then i guess i'll get in your clown car motorbike or rehearse or something clown car so anything creepier than a clown driving a house well they've made it into this room i mean good on them oh they're converging on your location you're rotating their titles oh wait no they're holstering their weapons they gave up they're never rotating and they gave up just a little red balloon floats out of the water damn it all right i'm gonna drop the murder weapon don't need that don't need that heat there you go can you get down from here yes you can get down from anywhere where you end up i wouldn't go that way what this mansion is lacking a swimming pool it's got everything but and for that reason i have to decline to live here yeah all right you're handing the keys back if you get the vr version of hitman you can basically live in here you can eat all your meals in dartmouth well i was just thinking that would be the perfect dismount from the upper story would be like to eat yourself into a swimming pool and then just clown cannonball all right well here's a drain pipe which will return me to ground level hmm slide down getting a little sliver of yellow notice bar it's those rainbow socks isn't it dangling they are quite noticeable i would say okay because uh yeah watch those are glass doors you're basically home and dry now yeah you just need to get out of the spring out this area without using any disguises or yeah hop over there vault over there this guy's looking right at me no you'll be right i mean look at him he's looking right at me there we go all right go out of here out of here you you wacky clown you clown you cookie clown such a kooky clown yeah all right stick to the bushes yep your hair looks a bit like those bushes that's true it's the perfect disguise yeah totally invisible the perfect cover okay yep good work team didn't see the clown running through the bushes this is a crack security squad we've got here at dartmoor all right now i just need to make it around the front of the building okay we're good let's go this is really stressful i will say sorry andy sorry not sorry really it was it was genuinely the intention to make it as difficult as possible for you to play but you've done very well are you guys planning to give the whole grounds an overall yeah i still feel like i'm going to be leaving this level in a hail of gunfire yeah i mean that's how i traditionally leave the level when i play and you know it would be fitting okay i just need to if you run up further towards the gate you'll be all right yeah i think it's only a gardener he's not going to pull out an uzi on you that's true yeah but he'll shout for someone who has a news yeah but you'll be gone you'll be a leaf in the wind yeah yeah maybe a clown in the wind someone with an uzi get over here someone machine gun you've got an uzi i'm a guardian pop over that little yeah that look to your right to your right i want some bush cover it makes me feel safe well you got yeah okay but no okay fine and then hop over this little gap in the wall okay over the gap over the gap and then nothing illegal about a clown outside property is it no i mean i think illegal about this is there public property yeah public property i'm allowed to be here right away i'm a rambler it's the rambler's code i can be i can touch whatever i want i can rub on this tree i can there's nothing you can do about this oh i'm touching all your leaves you can't own like nature man anyway i'm out of here nice escape back to your comfort you could just wait until nightfall and stand on their lawn but you know at a legal distance yeah all right very good i'm very impressed i achieved it you did well i think you'll have a good score as well and you've got an achievement as well yeah a new profile ah for completing a featured contract there you go pretty good what's the score okay all eliminated did all the things that mike said two stars two stars let's see that detailed score uh so i was spotted there were noticed kills and bodies were found yeah and a time bonus so that's on your permanent record andy though that is ours i'm terribly sorry so there you go hey i'm number 698th uh in the world oh yeah if you want to feel bad about yourself check out if you go to detailed score xp again and then go to x leaderboards global leaderboards someone's completely in one minute 23 seconds [Music] shotgun well thank you for the lovely e-contract mike you are welcome every time you can enjoy myself yes yes and to remind you our contract should be still available uh on hitman 3. so if you'd like to try them yourself do give it a go thank you so much for watching this and like and subscribe for much more hitman content on outside xbox and we'll see you next time bye

Channel: outsidexbox

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Keywords: outsidexbox, andy farrant, jane douglas, mike channell, hitman, hitman 3, featured, contract, dartmoor, it's all gone a bit mike, carlisle, shotgun, suit only, saso

Id: gcM2pJwW9fY

Length: 31min 20sec (1880 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 09 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/WhoMD21]

"Honk Honk Motherfucker!" T-shirt when?

[u/VariousDelta]

Oh God too many tempting things are dropping whole I'm at work.

[u/you_again1]

I spent ages trying to work out how to silent assassin Mikes contract.
This walkthrough actually made it pretty easy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJsBPe7suqM

[u/dpash]

I'm now really curious about the 90 second run.

Edit: https://youtu.be/5R2XnzCExQg having the silenced shotgun and unlocked exits really helps but I'm surprised they weren't noticed and several shots look like they missed