Nuclear Engineer Reacts to Bill Wurtz "history of the entire world, I guess"

hi I'm Tyler folse I'm a nuclear engineer a little over 10 years of experience in the commercial nuclear power industry from engineering to operations to emergency response I don't claim to know everything there is nuclear but I can certainly share some knowledge today we're going to be looking at a heavily requested video called history of the entire world I guess by Bill wurtz and it's all in lower case letters so this should be interesting hi you're on a rock floating in space pretty cool huh some of it's water [ __ ] it actually most of it's water whoa this is fast even get from here to there without buying a boat it's sad I'm sad I miss you a long time ago actually never and also now nothing is nowhere I love those Jingles when never makes sense right like I said it didn't happen nothing was never anywhere that's why it's silver Before Time existed okay gotcha everywhere it's been so everywhere you don't need to wear you don't even need a when that's how every it gets forget this I want to be I was gonna say I thought the video was stuck for a second but it's fascinating to think about what was it like before the universe and so it's kind of like where was it what was or when was anything go somewhere do something I want things to change I want to invent time and space and I know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened I just don't know when to start and that's exactly where it started oh I paused it I think there's a universe now what's it made of corks and stuff Ah that's a thing in a place don't like it try a new corks are a subatomic particles that make up protons and neutrons among other things nice at a different time try to stick together because the world is going to get bigger and emptier but it's not empty yet it's still very full and about a jillion degrees great news the quarks are now happily married in groups of three called a proton or a neutron and there's something else flying around too that wants to join in but can't because it's still too foreign it was extremely extremely hot when the universe was the size of an atom or wherever it it's at when they're when they're this small but can can only imagine I think on the order of non-alien degrees or something crazy like that great news the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other some of them even doubled up great news the electrons have now joined in congratulations the world is now a bunch of gas in space but it's getting closer together and it's getting closer together mostly hydrogen at this point cool and it's getting closer together new [ __ ] just got made some Stars burn out and die bigger Stars burn out and die with passion and make some brand new then we fast forward in a few billion years here but yeah that's where you get all that the heavier stuff from first the fusion from stars and then from uh Supernova the stars exploding then you get even heavier stuff from neutron stars colliding in something called a kill Anova [Music] so now stars have cool stuff around them like rocks ice and funny clouds which can make some very interesting things like this ball of flaming rocks for example holy [ __ ] we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks and it kind of Madea impact weather update it's raining rocks from outer space weather update those rocks might have had water inside them and now there's hot steam in the sky weather update cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava other update it's raining severe flooding alert the entire world is now an ocean [Music] oh cool like a plant or an animal no a microscopic Speck it lives at the bottom of the ocean and yeah oh we didn't have multicellular life forms for another few billion years which I'm sure both of them threw right quick chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever oh yeah and it can do that it has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself so that's pretty the simplistic nature of this is genius I'm I'm loving this video I would say tired of living at the bottom of the ocean [Music] a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into Foods side effect I love the jingles it's like they're they're running an advertisement for photosynthesis now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky is blue then the Earth might have been a snowball for a while maybe even a couple of times it's a sponge it's a plant it's a worm and some other types of weird strange water bugs and strange fish that's animals and stuff but we're still in the ocean hey can we go on land no why the sun is a deadly laser foreign oh that that's probably a meme deadly laser I mean yeah high intensity light sure later not exactly but sure there we go now the animals can go on land let's go on land nope can't walk yet and there's no food yet so I don't care okay will you learn to walk if there's plants up here maybe said some bugs and fish give it some time okay so I could go on land but I have to go back in the water to have babies learn to use an a was already doing that use a stronger egg put water in it have a baby on land in an egg water is in the egg baby in the egg in the water in the egg works for me and now everything's huge including bugs want to see a map of the land I gotta remember this presentation style when presenting uh project ideas at work sure [ __ ] now everything's dead and you're the survivors keep your eye on this one because it's about to become the dinosaurs here's another map of the land yeah it broke apart don't worry about it does that all the time here comes the meteor it's mammal time here come the mammals look at those breasts now they're gonna dominate the world and one of them just learned how to grab stuff and walk no like walk like that and grab stuff at the same time and bang rocks together to make pointed rocks ouch and set things on fire ouch and make crazy sounds with their voice which can mean different things and now they're everywhere almost Ice Age what you can walk over here cool not anymore well I guess we're stuck here now the fast forwarding is amazing through this I love it they're all the Asians let's review there's people on the planet and they're chasing their food [ __ ] it time to plant some grass look at this I control the food now now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me Let's all build houses except mine is bigger because I own the food this is great I wonder if anyone else is doing this tired of using rocks for everything use metal it's underground better farming was just invented in a sweet dank Valley right in between these two rivers and the animals are helping guess what happens next more food and more people who came to buy the food now you need people to help make the food and keep track of the sales and now you need houses for people to live in and people to make the houses and now there's more people and they invent things which makes things better and more people come and there's more farming and more people to make more things for more people and now so it's a light-handed explanation of human progress but I think it's it's awesome business money writing laws power Society coming soon to a dank River Valley near you meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere the horse is probably being tamed why is all my metal so lame and lumpy tired of using lame sad metal introducing bronze made with special ingredient tin from the far lands of tinland I don't know my dealer won't tell me where he gets it also guess what [Music] it's a great explanation for explaining uh lost resources or where the records are incomplete I love it where they figured out how to put wheels on a horse now we're getting somewhere also China and did I mention rolls off the tongue the Middle East is getting more complicated maybe because it's in the middle of the East knock knock or clap clap it's the people with the horses and they made an Empire and then everyone else copied their horses thanks ah look it must be the Greeks or a beta version of the Greeks let's check in with the Indus River Valley Civilization they're gone guess who's not gone [Music] and they wrote some hymns and mantras and stuff and stuff you could make a religion out of this there's the Bronze Age collapse you could make a religion out of this I'll love it also can we switch to a metal that's a little easier to find thanks look who came back to Israel it's the 12 tribes of Israel just one though he's got like a 10-step program here's some huge heads must be the olmecs the Phoenicians make some colonies the Greeks copy their idea and makes it looks like we're going past the ancient era so no mention of uh Ancient Aliens or uh nuclear Wars that went between like ancient India and ancient China with their alien sponsors I'm glad they didn't get into that let me know what you think of that in the comments colonies the Phoenicians made a colony so big it makes colonies here comes the Assyrian Empire never mind it's the Babylonian media it's the Persian Empire wow that's big ah the Buddha was just enlightened who's the Buddha this guy who sat under a tree for so long and he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying you can make religion out of this oops China just broke I thought it was breaking Confucius was figuring out how to have good morals ah the Greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff and right over here Alexander just had the idea of Conquering the entire Persian Empire it's a great idea he was great and now he's dead hopefully the rest of the gang will be able to share the Empire evenly between them knock knock at Chandra Gupta he says get the hell out of here will you get the interesting thing about Alexander gray when he mentioned that well about like his success or people questioned him he just said to the strongest of course everyone just fought amongst themselves yeah no succession plans out of here if I give you 500 elephants okay thanks bye [Music] couldn't quite get it what about this park that's the Tamil Kings No One conquers the Tamil Kings who are the Tamil Kings Legends probably and they've got spices who would like to buy the spices me said the Arabians swiftly buying it and selling it to the rest of the world hey China put itself back together again with good morals as their main philosophy actually they have three main philosophies out here the horse Nomads run wild and free and they would like to ransack your city let's check the greekification levels of the greekified kingdoms greekification overload bye said the parthians bye said the Jews hi said the parthians taking over the entire Place hey said the Romans eating the entire Mediterranean for breakfast thanks eating it uh this reminds me of games like um Crusader Kings and Europa universalis now let me know if you've played those in the comments invading our homeland said the Jews who were starting to get tired of people invading their Homeland hi everything's great said some guy who seems to be getting very popular and is interested and killed for being too popular which only makes it more popular you can make a religion out of this want silk yeah you can buy it from China they just made up to the world or you can get their own water sick new trade routes said India accidentally spreading their religion to the entire Southeast it's a good place for an epic trading Kingdom good when that happens accidentally spreading something sure Buddhism traveling up the Silk Road I wonder if it'll reach China before it collapses again remember the Persian Empire yep said the Persians making a new one axum is getting so powerful they would like to build a long stick has anyone populated Madagascar yet let's do it together [Music] think that sums up most of what I know about Chinese history just reuniting and then collapsing I think this happened at least a dozen times still can't cross the Sahara Desert try camels said the Ghana Empire selling lots of gold and slaves hi I live in the Roman Empire and I was just gonna swipe that one under the rugs no actually okay sure said Constantine moving the capital way over here to be closer to his main rival don't worry about Rome it won't fall India the Gupta Empire not Chandra Gupta just Gupta first name Chandra the first I guess that's not confusing at all it's a barbarian non-roman said the Romans being invaded by non-romans R.I.P Roman Empire or actually just half of it the other half is just fine but it's not in Rome anymore so let's give it a new name oh and here's a huge City population everyone the goat turrets have taken over the entire Eurasian step great job Coke Turks how's India broken how's China back together how's those trading kingdoms Korea has three kingdoms Japan has a kingdom it's the sunrise Kingdom deep in the Arabian Desert on the top of a mountain bestest intervention ever all right go take a breath this is there's a lot going on in this video all right the real God Whispers In Muhammad's ear so he goes down to the cube where everyone worships Gods let me guess make a religion out of this those on their gods are all fake and everyone got so mad at him when he had to leave town and go to a different town you can make a religion out of this and maybe conquer the world as well the Roman Empire is long gone but somehow the pope is still the pope plus there's new kingdoms all over Europe I wonder if there's room for Moors here's all the wisdom in a house it's the Baghdad House of Wisdom just in time for these a lot of golden age let's bring stuff to the coast and sell it and become the Swahili on the Swahili Coast said the Swahili on the Swahili Coast remember this tiny space you have to go through to get from here to there someone owns that now want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere the Franks have the biggest kingdom in Europe and the pope is so proud that he invites the king over for Christmas surprise you're the new Roman Emperor said the pope pretending to still be part of the Roman Empire then the Franks broke their Kingdom into what will later be called France and not France the Northerners are just Norse if you don't have much time are exploring they go north from the north to the northern North and they find some land two types of land and they name them accordingly they also invade some other places and get called many names I love that such as Viking things there's the ruse the Kevin Roos are they Vikings I don't think so said the Kevin Roos okay fair enough the pope is ready to make some more Emperors of the Roman Empire the Holy Roman Empire it's actually Germany but don't worry about it new kingdoms that's just kind of funny how the the hre was neither holy nor Roman nor really much of an Empire more of just a confederation of various various uh kingdoms and duchies all the kingdoms which brand would you like mine's better mine's better mine's better time to conquer England said William it's a bird it's a plane it's the cell Jake Turks said the Byzantine Empire who's getting so small it almost doesn't exist anymore we need help they need help so they call the pope hey Pope can you help us get rid of the Celtics maybe take back the holy land on the way come on I know you want to take back the Holy Land yes I do actually want to do that let's do a crusade they did many crusades some of which almost didn't fail but at least the Italians got some sweet trade deals goodbye Mayans goodbye toltecs hello Mississippi look at those Mounds there's the Pueblo I always wondered how to build a town and a cliff guess who's here come here where here and Pagan is there Vietnam on conquered itself Korea just became itself and Japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government China just invented bombs and typing and the Mongols just invaded most of the universe nice going Genghis I bet that will last a long time some of the Islamic Turks were unaffected common theme throughout every empire ever the Mongol invasions because they were busy invading India is it Tonga time I think it's Tonga time I just found out where the Swahili gets all their gold look at this Chad means like there's an Empire there right in the middle the king of Molly is so rich he's going on tour to let everyone know wow that guy's Rich everyone said the Christians are doing a great job reconquering Iberia which will soon be called Spain and not Spain please remain Christian we will check in later to see if you're still Christian when you least expect whoops half of Europe just died China's back yay hey come here time to share new kingdoms here and there oh look who controls all the islands it's the mahajapat majahap it Heat sir oh Italy is really rich time for them to care a lot about art in the ancient Classics it's kind of like a rebirth here's a printer let's make books so you think you can conquer the Byzantine Empire yep said the ottoman Turks nice job ottoman Turks oops you missed a spot don't forget to ban Europe from the Indian spice trade what that's [ __ ] said Portugal spiceless I'm loving this blitz through history and everywhere um my grandfather was actually an amateur uh historian so I've kind of I've looked into some things but I love the just the high level coverage of everything [Music] wait is it Christopher Columbus probably smoking crack if the world is round let's go this way to India at Portugal so Chris goes to Spain hey Spain want to hire me to find India by going around back of the world no please no please no please okay so he sails into the ocean and discovers more ocean and then discovers the Indies and Japan let's draw a line if there was no Western Hemisphere no North America South America he never would have made it he wouldn't have just he wouldn't have had enough supplies you could switch half of the world the Aztec and Inca Empires are off to a great start I wonder if they know that Europe just discovered their continent the habsburgs are marrying into so many royal families they might have to start marrying each other move over Lithuania Here Comes Moscow Ivan wants to make Russia Great again move over team rids maybe go invade India or something Persia just made Persia Persian again let's make it the other kind of Islam the one where we thought the first guy should have been the other guy hey Christians do you I love when you sum of any differences that are possibly the cause of like big Wars and like religions and stuff is just yeah we'll just replace this guy with that and it changes everything Humanity's crazy now you can buy your way out of hell that's [ __ ] this whole thing is [ __ ] that's a scam [ __ ] the church here's 95 reasons why said Martin Luther in his new book which might have accidentally started the Protestant Reformation you know what would be magnificent said Suleiman wearing an onion hat what if the Ottoman Empire was really big which it is now what if Russia was big and said Ivan trying not to be terrible Portugal had a dream that they controlled the entire Indian Ocean including the spice trade and then that dream was real and Spain realized that this is not India but they pillaged It Anyway damn said England and France we gotta start pillaging some stuff then the Dutch Revolt and all the hipsters moved to Amsterdam damn said Amsterdam we got to start pillaging some stuff question one can you get to India through North America no but at least there's Beaver question two steal the spice trade that's not a question but the Dutch did it anyway guess where all the sugars made in Brazil stolen and the Caribbean and it's so goddamn profitable you might forget to not do slavery the next thing on Russia's to-do list is to get bigger Britain and France are having a friendly discussion FedEx fan grow in size get larger get bigger yeah love it but who should control the entire world more specifically Ohio then it escalates into a seven-year discussion giving Prussia a chance to show Austria whose boss but what about Britain and France did basically the first real world war if you count fighting on both sides of the world figure out who's boss yes they did it's Britain guess who's broke also Britain so they start taxing the hell out of America [ __ ] you says America declaring their independence and fighting for it and Friends helps them win Now France is broke and Britain will have to send their prisoners to a different continent wait a Francis broke why did the King of Queens still wear such fancy dresses let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off said Robespierre cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off you can make a relent no don't Haiti is starting to like now they have a revolution especially the slaves who free themselves by killing their masters why didn't we think of this before wait who's in charge of France now said Napoleon trying to take over Europe luckily they banished him to an island but he came back luckily they banished him to another Island there goes Latin America becoming independent in the Latin American wars of Independence Britain just figured out how to turn steam into power so now they can make many different types of machines and factories with machines make a lot of products real fast then they invent some trains and Conquer India and maybe put some trains there hey China said Britain buy stuff from US ah dude we already got everything says China so Britain tried to get them addicted to Opium which worked actually but then China made it illegal and dumped it all into the sea so Britain threw a hissy fit and made them open up five cities and give them an island Russia are playing a game where they try to stop each other from conquering Afghanistan also the Sultan of Oman lives it's just where he lives India just had a revolution and they would like to govern themselves now nope said Britain governing them even harder than before technology is about to go crazy the United States finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad it's bad they decided and then they continued manifesting their Destiny which is to kill the rest of the natives and take their land and maybe kick out the Mexicans too I know let's rape Africa said Europe scrambling to see who could rape wow I mean not not inaccurate but wow Britain and France are still hungry the United States ran out of Destiny to manifest so they're looking for more [Music] wait Spain controls Cuba oh blame something on them and go to war what should we blame on Spain let's blame the main on Spain so they blame the main on Spain now we're in business to celebrate the kick Panama out of Panama and make a canal connecting the two oceans Britain just found oil in the Middle East China is so tired of being bossed around one thing that's interesting when they talk about like the Industrial Revolution and stuff is What If instead we use instead of like going the whole coal and gas route like the Industrial Revolution started with nuclear or with uh like solar and wind though I'm not I'm not sure it would actually work based on the heavy industrial requirements required to say fabricate a nuclear power plant including a heavy reactor pressure vessel but it is interesting to know like what if we went back in time and brought all the advanced nuclear stuff to like the eight to the 1800s so we didn't have as much of the damage to the environment as we would with uh with with coal but don't know if it would actually work out though you'd have to basically you'd have to bring a lot more than a few people back in time in order to know how to to process and build all the equipment let me know what you think of that in the comments be their Old Government and make a new stronger government which is accidentally weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government Europe hasn't had a war since the last war so they start World War one look at those guns it's gonna be a great War so great we won't need a second one after it's over they blame Germany beer also be interesting what if the the war to end all wars actually did end all wars Russia instead of causing the most deadly War right can the workers overthrew the government now everyone's paycheck is the same communism in the Soviet Union the Arabs Revolt in Britain helps now the Ottoman Empire is gone so we can give the Jewish people a place to live hopefully the Arabs won't mind let's cut the cake said Sykes and Paco carving up the remains of The Not So ottoman anymore Empire except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey and in the Saudis conquer Arabia it just seemed like the right thing to do hello yes it's the 1920s calling let's get in the car and drive to a party and listen to Jazz on the radio and go to the movies the economy is great and it'll probably be great forever just kidding Germany's Back featuring Hitler the angry mustache model and he's mad at the Jews for existing Japan is finally Conquering the East and they're so excited they raped Nan King way too hard they should probably just deny him Hitler's out of control so the International Community tackles him and tries to explain why killing all the Jews is a bad idea but he kills himself before they could explain it to him that's World War II bonus round Pacific Showdown United States versus Japan fight extension ball for a nuclear bomb put overselling it but sure it was the last attack during the war let's unite all the nations and have some Royal peace seems legit hi I'm Gandhi the one thing I will point out is the nuclear bomb wall impressive in terms of Firepower for its time period wouldn't have won the war by itself after all the US already had Japan uh down to basically their their home Islands the Soviets just declared on them and they Dr the U.S dropped both of their um atomic bombs they would have taken them several months to make another one so good thing the war ended when it did otherwise it could have gotten a whole lot more messy Britain doesn't get the hell out of India I'm going to starve myself in public wow that worked bonus now there's past actually two pakistans one of them could be Bangladesh later the Jews and the Arabs finally figured out which one of them should live in the Holy Land me they both said at the same time let's divide up the land so everyone's happy this will work look out China there's a new China in China what's on the menu communism no thanks said the other China escaping to an island I wonder which one is the real china there's the Korean War Korea versus Korea nobody wins then it's on pause forever let's meet the sponsors oh it's the two Global superpowers they're having a friendly debate over which economic system is good and which one is an evil virus of Satan and they both have atom bombs fight wait no that would be the end of the world let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead wouldn't be the end of the world but it would definitely set things back by quite a bit with both of those countries and their allies getting getting wiped out with mutual assured destruction and make sure we have enough atom bombs I'll race you to space now let's make some more countries fight themselves Europe is tired of pillaging other continents and the continents they were pillaging are tired of being pillaged so here's a new map with new countries now you can't tell who they're being pillaged by the United States finally decided whether racism is good or wow they decided it's bad and the world agrees South Africa might need another minute to think about it let's check the world population whoa okay technology is better too that might keep happening the Soviet Union decides to relax a little and accidentally falls apart Europe makes a union so now they can all use the same money except Britain because they don't feel like it let's check the mail surprise it's on the computer whoops someone just attacked America I bet they'll remember that phone call surprise it's in your pocket want to learn everything surprise it's on the computer now your phone's a computer which is in your pocket whoops the economy just crashed don't worry the big Banks won't fail because they're not supposed to surprise flying robots with bombs want to print a brain some people have no friends some people have no food the globe is warming [Music] let's save the planet said everybody not knowing how let's invent a thing invent building nuclear power plants would help throw that out there you said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor that's pretty cool by the way where the hell are foreign [Laughter] that's a perfect ending um I love I love this presentation style and how fast it goes it was everything in less than 20 minutes I'm uh I'm worn out I don't know about you guys thank you very much for watching I'll see you next time

Channel: T. Folse Nuclear

Views: 2,068,247

Keywords: nuclear, engineer, reacts, bill, worth, history, entire, world, guess, power, climate, change, green, alternative, energy

Id: zG805GbNWN4

Length: 26min 25sec (1585 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 08 2023