Hearts Of Iron 4: WHAT IF COMMIES NEVER EXISTED

[Music] yeah maybe if communism never really took off I wouldn't be getting to monetize all the time by these let epic liberal crybabies why hello there my fellow maker peds it's me Donald Trump supporter one two free here tips let pick green frog man hat if you didn't know apparently according to some article you guys are all neo-nazis who play Call of Duty boy I absolutely love Call of Duty and I'm just Alec right-wing confusing Aston the most important thing you can take from this video so I basically go to 360 no-scope Colette Joseph Stalin Chairman Mao Trotsky all at once and they'll never exist and if you confuse what we're playing today it's a mud cord in the name of the soil which is basically what if Russia didn't fall apart to a communist revolution and a Republican revolution and then also won World War one and I tougher that the moon's made of cheese and dog is actually pronounced donkey are shaking my smh white people be like all asian people look the same but what the hell dude so which one of you is culturally appropriating the other ones mustache so in this old history scenario communism obviously never really took off because the Soviets weren't alive to push it and Joni didn't really get a very good deal out of World War one by the looks but there are there are still some little bastions of communism but I am entirely sure they only elected this man because he looks like an egg and the Communists are hungry but this time around I'll be playing Russia so as usual leave a like hit the subscribe if you're new around here and want to see more hot supply and food deals and funny joke so rule one of living in the mid 20th century is that you can't trust the [ __ ] Germans they're obviously up to something completely bizarre all Tishri scenario setting Czech overpowered focused reefer set overpowered nation in overpowered mod check oh [ __ ] and in this alternative history scenario it looks like the Russians actually managed to splicing giraffe DNA into humans voices advance yes it is quite revolting good I'm sorry Brent but at least one of us is gonna have to go home and change because we can't just turn up with the exact same leader Oh perfect you took my advice well I guess some things are just bound in history to happen really it's just uh you know just the Spanish do what they do best being [ __ ] yeah communism just kinda doesn't have the backing as it does in our base game scenario aka real life history boy the Communists are only [ __ ] tries get foothold somewhere but it's just it's just not gonna happen especially since I can send six tank volunteers and a bunch of planes everywhere Oh Nikolai died I don't wanna Novak England cheese my towel cos I liked him see out the cool beard at all only there was a very convenient but and I could press to overthrow the monarchy there's a button right yeah the name of the military dictatorship doesn't really have the same ring to it as in the name of theirs art does it I got to make sure these Prussians aren't up to something because I've been quiet for too long now why do I get the feeling that either of these scenarios probably doesn't actually make Oh Boris yeah sure our song called Boris in control where does anyone call Boris ever [ __ ] to Russia I knew the Germans were up to something look they've only got an annex some of their rightful land back into their country which was wrongfully taken but that's only go I can ally got the [ __ ] communists that works I'm gonna have to sweep in and protect these Germans cause those communists can't get far oh you've just gotta be a part of [ __ ] every feed oh yeah Mose aleni yeah I'm just here to secure the peace in Europe you know just don't mind the fact i justified way before the Communists invaded oh [ __ ] the Communists got way too big of a foothold in Choni there but I did manage to go ahead and pop it the other Germany and hopefully that's good enough even though Oh [ __ ] Strasser what if we were fascist but still quite socialist oh yes and was still very negative towards the Jewish people [ __ ] Alfonso really him consolidate the eastern coalition or a third Rome now when as I ever been too many [ __ ] Rome or you ever doubted why this is the best might ever guess what our Flanders got a picture uh-oh the offices want to join my Alliance which is pretty nifty for me because then I can go ahead and eat all the countries they're at war with sorry did I say I'm a peacefully occupied to de-escalate the situation town here my major de-escalating a situation like every Russian ever has in the entirety of history by eating land of China recently and just really getting where they don't [ __ ] belong and that's my friend is how you achieve peace in the Middle East I know I'll accept my Nobel Peace Prize any day wait a second how differently get Greece oh the Communists are actually making quite a few moves down here in Germany and I would deal with it but I kind of want to see something in the world happen over than me invading Central European countries Oh Spain declared war on Venezuela and kuberan if I know my high for AI this was never ending just want to say that journey right now looks real [ __ ] beautiful doesn't it yeah okay there are sure I'm shivering in my booties oh the others declared war on the Persians and I feel like it's time to backstab my former ally in in the back funnily enough fixes the controversy around Istanbul or Constantinople it's actually Tsar grad what did I say peace in the Middle East and I've managed to do it again is there a man in history that's won two Nobel Peace Prizes just for fixing the malaise I don't think so oh yeah those communist Ori and the Austrians now it's just good because I was pretty scared the Austrians might come in and just absolutely destroy me but who has a way of my show what the hell I've been doing this whole time and it's actually quite simple really I've been building a hundred and fifty light tank divisions why real good question actually I don't know why oh that's why I like how in this scenario journeys started World War two by declaring war on France and instead of going round the Maginot they're going around the Italy look it's just 50 Chinese divisions encircled by four light tanks yeah I think having a hundred and fifty like tant divisions might be a little bit overpowered I'm just gonna put that out there seven point six billion there Chinese people so you haven't seen it yet but as soon as I just beat the Chinese here the Japanese declared war on me it's a fun time in Asia oh why I missed I missed that successful invasion around Italy by the looks whoa if Russia a hey you probably should have done that before you collapsed into a billion different German state maybe this game don't know if you could tell yeah re I don't think that's gonna help you honestly your Navy is a it's kaput yeah and so is your army by the looks I feel like this might be a slightly overpowered for Russia I don't know if you guys are getting that bad feeling too for also Japanese war my [ __ ] dick oh [ __ ] the Americans are justifying against me with war plan lime the most menacing of fruits and colors oh that didn't go too well for America and they've been overthrown by the Confederate states of Huey Long dong the [ __ ] is this some sort of crossover episode I've no idea who I'm supposed to go to war with here so I guess I'm just gonna mop up Germany and see what [ __ ] happens of it oh you know that war that Spain had with Venezuela well the people of Germany decide to join their faction so once again Spain has [ __ ] the entire world up just [ __ ] shoot me just shoot me right between the [ __ ] eyes all I have to do to win this was apparently capitulate Cuba which is it's proving very easy Bay of Pigs that they of Soviets drunk on [ __ ] vodka managing to take over your entire island with no [ __ ] problem oh no one else gonna start World War two I guess I'll have to [ __ ] do it then won't I guys I try to be nice and peaceful I haven't done anything about this whole game yeah Russia's just now mobilizing just try to forget that those 150 like tank divisions I spawned just for the hell of it are the French leading an organized and excellent defense against the Russians passing through Belgium 1949 oh now we live on an island yeah again did I mention this thing slightly overpowered mod wise did did I mention today wait guys did did I say that I Kara man honestly I think that was a fair fight couldn't have got any fairer ah hundreds of dead British sailors honestly that was a pretty fun game I won't lie with them it's definitely one of those mods that seems a bit focused a bit too much in one direction in this scenario Russia but it was still pretty damn fun I don't know are you along dick made an appearance as a bit [ __ ] weird then go back to Kaiser right yeah that was a pretty fun game I had a lot I had a lot of fun honestly just being super overpowered which is always the best case for these mods because people were like oh well they're not that fun because it was like so it's still fun just to pubs jump on [ __ ] the dumb AI but yeah I hope you enjoyed the video nonetheless and I hope you leave a like and hit the subscribe button if you're new around here and want to see some more hearts of iron for content on this channel and most importantly I need to just let you guys know that whatever any article says you're not a bunch of Nazis you're actually just a bunch of stupid [ __ ] idiots but you're my stupid [ __ ] idiots and I love you nonetheless

Channel: iSorrowproductions

Views: 525,711

Rating: 4.9303789 out of 5

Keywords: hearts, of, iron, iv, four, meme, funny, gameplay, walkthrough, playthrough, research, challenge, tsar, royalty, monarchy, monarch, bbq

Id: GMmzbQ0frbQ

Length: 10min 11sec (611 seconds)

Published: Wed May 23 2018