He Raged at Me!

hello guys i've returned to my roots airsoft that's where i grew up it's where i was born and raised airsoft made me who i was back in the day we used to run stuff around here now the new generation's taking over but now you don't i can tell you how cheetah right here i remember like two years ago i came here and like all the fans were coming up to me like bailing malevolent he's like are you rapping cheetah i was like dude no way i told him the entire story that's a name i haven't heard in a long time back in the day bro me and hayden used to run stuff around here dude not to to my own horn they would call me the rapper cheetah because i was so damn well i guess it was self-proclaimed right i was so damn fast i was like a cheetah airsoft was my sport you know some kids grow up playing football hockey airsoft and it's a sport everyone back me up if paintball's a support airsoft support bro one time i wore fitbit three miles when i came here i didn't say it wasn't that's a sport i'm not disagreeing with you all right all right it's just i got the vibe it's just not official yet it's a sport but it's not official it's not fun enough to be a sport we mean not fun enough it used to be it's ruined now apparently they said everyone sucks here now well no no we're about to rail everyone today the cheat is taking over my body i'm destroying everlasting it'll it might take a game or two no it won't dude once you have the touch you never lose the touch you know the nicest bracelet is dude sebastian stop playing he came here a lot without you like after you what yeah he came here sebastian played like no way yeah he came with his dad didn't get a [ __ ] wrong he got shot in the neck and like was on the ground it was bad and he never came back dude we got to play in like 10 minutes let's go you know rap vegeta i might i heard he's a legend around here oh he's got the merch on let's go looking good dude looking good should have brought a little yachty you know he plays airsoft right i do i should have you ever heard of rapid cheetah no i already hot [ __ ] around here i heard he's coming today he's gonna anally [ __ ] everyone you don't care you gotta bow down to the cheetah man legend has it the cheetah moves at light speed [ __ ] i need to get dressed up oh you look nice look at that bro airsoft's actually like half being good half style you know why because kids see that and then they get scared of you so it like makes you better i'm actually borrowing everyone's [ __ ] today i gave all my stuff to sea bass you don't have to be good at airsoft you just got to be intimidating yes yes that's what i just said you gotta be decent yeah you gotta be deep but if you look the part [ __ ] just won't shoot you yeah they're like oh he looks good you may be better than me now bro it's been a long time yeah when i was a kid i played her all the time you don't know rap vegeta i need a gun thank you god damn dude this is the [ __ ] the terminator [ __ ] used you know i hate polar stars yeah i feel like the backpack slows me down for those of you that don't know airsoft etiquette uh polar stars have a tank in the back all right we're going on the gopro boys i got [ __ ] speed cola equipped i got juggernog equipped [ __ ] shut up let's do it let's do it all right gentlemen we're going [ __ ] call duty black ops 2 on their ass [ __ ] everyone wrapping cheetahs in this [ __ ] let's [ __ ] go i'm back i'm back wrapping cheetahs feels good feels good sorry you fool i replace you like a kazoo for i pretend to not know things others do you fool i have plans you like a kazoo one of my favorite sea bass quotes i'm excited dude we're gonna have a good time today oh look at all these [ __ ] little signs it looks like doolock from shrek he does holy crust it does is this not the the font from farquaad's [ __ ] thing welcome to duloc such a perfect place please keep off off the grass shine your shoes wipe your face house shrek so awesome we were talking about the other day dude i owe shrek everything dude like once i started liking shrek in middle school i stopped giving a [ __ ] people thought i was like you know what i'm gonna make shrek cool i'm just gonna be myself people don't like me then [ __ ] them and you know what my teacher said to me he said i hope you know the structure isn't gonna last it's not gonna fly in high school look at me now i made a whole career off shrek holy crust holy crust what is this new thing i don't know what the heck f i am doing i like f this old timing music hello my good sir i have brought that trusty sea bass nice you guys are good sweet thank you dude this is farquaad's kingdom i say we ransack the castle the brokers must unite we gotta buy you a costume stupas how about this i don't think this fits you gotta wear that you gotta [ __ ] okay oh that fits perfectly he posed what do you think i don't know i'm wondering who you are are you his friend or you're a jester or who are you oh this is my son yeah yeah you're really funny thank you youtubers do you want to try anything on that might fit you or do you just want to try stuff on so this joker can laugh at you she's so mad technically we're not filming how are we already in trouble it's just a ps4 looking to suit him up in a costume okay we don't sell costumes in here what do you sell garbage garb it's called okay okay this is my first day i got to get educated oh you're losing your virginity today all right come over here my lord um my i'm kind of feeling this so is he a pirate what are we calling him it would be considered a pirate with the red in the back thank you i need a jester outfit that's a good idea you do i think when you get your statement our bill's out of los angeles okay it was good meeting you milady we have a [ __ ] pirate on deck will you be captain now where are we heading i'll suck it instead oh dude i want a [ __ ] turkey leg that's what i need how do i juggle i can only do two are you all jugglers we're trying no you're not put them down come back at 2 30 and i'll teach you okay 2 30. please all right thank you my lord hello there hello how are you i'm doing well do you know where we could find a a chicken leg oh the turkey leg yeah turkey leg i think that's all the way that way somewhere at the food court all right thank you my good sir hello come here for juggling 20 minutes ah [ __ ] 2 30. okay okay okay i say we go back every second should i change my clock to see 2 30. it says 2 30 on this hello sir come here for juggling 2 33. you need to reset your clock it's not 2 30. oh 2 14. frickin thy vapes two turkey legs please thank you i feel like this is one big sex cult just like shrek fest how about you all these people when the kids go home have an orgy no it's locked try again let's see has unlocked it ah here he here he i'm royal bailey levine oh i feel royalty royalty at its finest my kingdom juggling or no no almost in five minutes i better get my juggling lesson all right my friends you wanna learn to joke five minutes [Music] such a perfect time right over here if you juggle your minds on juggling all your other problems go away oh yes so i'll just bring three balls every time i have to go to a parent-teacher conference everybody get one ball roll it up higher not too high just a little above your head if you throw it too high oh god it's hard to control we have to count out loud here's the tempo one two say it with me one two one two one two right i'm talking about i don't want them so mad at us they all have been lasting me for about an hour you've been harassing me you came up every five minutes and asked to juggle yeah is this not juggling school you can leave if you'd like if you keep harassing me and we'll call security wait how are we harassing you we're just trying to learn how to juggle man you're not you're giving me a hard time and interrupting my client no i was wondering one two or one two i can't say no my one goal was to juggle if you'd like i will go call security you can call security we just want to learn how to juggle i just want to learn how to juggle well [ __ ] that guy you know what we're going home and we're googling how to juggle we're taking it back to the classics today doing the old farting on people in public prank we got the hefty trusty pooter so let's fart on some [ __ ] oh dude that [ __ ] stew mom made last night was unreal i still got the shits it's dangerous oh you hear that one oh that's good guys robin you can stop sorry i i'm just i have the shits from the beefs too that's too bad what'd you say sorry about that i can't control it geez what's that ladies problem hello what's up um was that you you know where the restroom is or the toilet paper i need both right now [Music] i'm just asking for the toilet paper you're that way where like this way oh chill chill chill chill we're all good we're all good look camera's right there i don't care it's all good it's all good it was a prank you knew yeah you're the first person to actually touch me during a prank that's funny now you gotta get a reaction you're welcome do you guys have polo cologne i do i don't know one that can mask like farts pretty well because i'm blowing them up at school and just getting made fun of oh speak of the devil so they're just like making fun of me all the time and calling me like farty mcfarterson and stuff and i don't know i'm thinking maybe cologne can help the smell please don't put your foot on my counter sorry i just had to let one out really what did you just do i just took a quick [ __ ] on it real quick i'm trying to get one to like mask the smell of farting yeah are we being serious 100 sorry i i it's kind of embarrassing what about the blue one that's the one my friend recommended me thank you so much what are you thinking of this one kyle here let me drop one and then you like sniff it would it like mask it you need a stronger one stronger is there stronger got a stronger version but i don't have a tester of it [ __ ] literally hello friends

Channel: Baylen Levine

Views: 1,305,422

Rating: 4.9683805 out of 5

Keywords: baylen levine, baylen levine vlogs, benitez, funny videos, pranks, prank, messing around, renaissance festival

Id: aVdZX_4e0eQ

Length: 11min 7sec (667 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 03 2021