Trolling Home Depot Employees!

hello ladies and gentlemen today may be the most special day of the benitez storyline ever you see ever since i was a young boy i dreamed of being on stage i dreamed of rocking a show having all my friends up there mosh pitting and hanging out with fans and taking pictures and doing this and that and well today it finally happened i announced tour officially the bay levine show i'm bringing everyone sea bass peach kyle double trouble there's me many many many special guests wink wink it's gonna be an experience to say the least you know i never run out of energy a lot of these guys get up on stage and then they run out of energy and then they get boring and they're walking around the stage for an hour that's not gonna be me i'll be flying in and out crowd diving pj's gonna be jumping around singing songs me and kyle going to be pirate battling you guys it's going to be a whole show mosh pit in the hype music playing ping pong on stage breaking boards bringing fans up giving out free merch all that good stuff are you going to the banvine show all right well tickets go on sale friday 10 a.m um as i was saying the venues are being a bunch of [ __ ] though they're making me prove i can sell so i'm doing a part one first and doing like more the east coast and then part two i'll do later on and we'll hit every other state we're not doing this time these venues don't know what they're in for we're about to sell out every show it's going to be insane i can't wait to meet all you guys it's finally happening it's going to be the funniest most insane show ever have you bought your kids take us to the bay levine show you should tickets available at baylenvine.com tor they're cheap they're cheap tickets are cheap it's 35 for general admission and vip will be 85. so yeah tickets go on sale friday 10 a.m be on levine.com no better way to celebrate than [ __ ] up target rip jeez watch where you're going man people are trying to shop what are you some youtuber that has a live show happening um very soon that you can buy tickets for uh this friday at 10 am for only 35 general mission 85 vip don't promote my crash i almost died right there like i said we ditched the car going bikes where are these bluetooth speakers in all right we're gonna have to go secret mode it's hard cause you gotta get in there flip the bluetooth speaker without the worker seeing you what's the blue one it's the blue oh my god i already got it whoa we're going on tour soon so we're super excited for what just having fun messing around tickets go on sale friday 10 a.m bangladesh.com check it out if you want go i don't think this target gets a [ __ ] dude they do not care oh well captain seems if it's been too long i think you can get me [ __ ] i usually have eight we'll use the power of stealth you see a man with pool noodles we're in war oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] we didn't put the bike back we got to be good people i clean up my messes hey kyle where's the poo noodles you put them back all right good pirate i forgot my ship i got to put it back in the dock see target walmart yes we come and [ __ ] around but we always clean it up every time there's an art to being a [ __ ] head you can't just be straight up disrespectful you gotta have a little bit of class in you the [ __ ] have we not gotten anyone mad at us hi there i don't know i heard bill levine's in town he's having a live show soon ben levine i'm like an old person really i feel really bad he's like that kid that [ __ ] around on target all the time super attractive i'd be blessed to be in his presence but i heard he's having a live show tickets go on sale friday 10 a.m billyving.com tour oh that was nice that was nice oh what there oh what i'm gonna cross you up oh i feel like i haven't worn a shirt on my head in so long you seem familiar have i ever pranked you weird you want to prank him now oh i'll prank you right now your shoes aren't tied maybe like pranked he's got pranked i'll prank you too i'll prank you too i'll break everyone in this [ __ ] you want to get pranked i'll eat me you ready ah [ __ ] all good i'll go oh you wanna halley with me you ready you ready ready oh let's go let's go let's go let's go oh let's go is this your husband who's the man you have kids you have kids you're probably an awesome dad dad a year right here man i love adults so i can have fun oh they better have a lil yachty reese's puffs oh man i'm proud about what you're gonna do what you gonna do when they come for you bad boys okay you're cool everybody get in trouble what the [ __ ] this has to be the coolest target ever you guys are good i think film i like pictures i found you guys filming in here i do mind you guys throwing the ball around you know videos i support you know what man just because you're so cool about it we'll head out you're going to the bell levine show [Music] are those nacho cheese man that noah kid was funny [Music] that was not me nacho man [Music] bend over right last time bend over good deal good deal dude you know what i should call him someone covered me i'm getting a phone call hello yo noah what dude i'm playing black cops it's been a while man what are you up to hold on hold on hold on i'm getting something to eat here give me a second no you're good you're good man on the plane black ops ain't nothing to it man i'm just watching old videos we were we were something else pranking people in the library and playing call of duty in public it was good times yeah i'm not really on board with all that immature [ __ ] anymore uh i'd assume you're still doing all that [ __ ] yeah man it it got me pretty far i just bought a house i'm hanging out with lily i'm about to hit 2 million subscribers it's it's crazy yeah hold on man hold on i'm getting a drink here somebody covered me i'm getting a drink you don't miss it man you don't miss walking into walmart and [ __ ] harassing the [ __ ] out of old grandpas and pranking old ladies and all they tell us to stop filming it's just a ps4 you don't miss it hold on now dude vote for [ __ ] nuketown what are we doing we're not playing [ __ ] cargo vote for nuketown yeah what about the grandmas yeah now i'm not really on board with all that immature stuff i work full-time i got a i got a job i'm a grown man man we got an extra room at the house if you want to stop by it'll be fun i promise we just went grocery shopping we got the whole place stacked up man i got blankets for you pillows call of duty even i got a [ __ ] ton of doritos here what you got doritos uh what what kind of doritos were you talking about the red ones the ones that everyone loves are they nacho cheese yes they are nacho cheese by the way i'm a blast of black ops 2 songs good to see you love you love you too watch out watch out you're [ __ ] full speed [Applause] [Laughter] oh we're preparing for a redneck prank it's my favorite thing to do with noah what up dude yeah oh [ __ ] oh you're the first fan to see me and noah together in two years how does it feel good your dick probably already grew excuse me sir you wouldn't have know where the cowboy hats at no i'm just wondering why would i not don't put me on the camera man oh it's not a camera yes it is no time i promise you don't get smart with me no i'm not getting smart with you it's ps4 i promise you all right come on it's all good just looking for cowboy hats don't get smart me i swear to god i'm getting ready for work i'm about to be [ __ ] late oh yeah oh he's fitting nice jesus christ i'm feeling more country as ever dude get your [ __ ] [ __ ] getting on for work oh i missed that nacho cheese bod so [ __ ] sexy i gotta get one of those belts so i can tuck in the shirt you know what i'm talking about i need me a belt i think this is the bell i need to get my ass dude [ __ ] it let me speak your ass right now one time [ __ ] dude one time dude for old time's sake dude if you're really hard on my [ __ ] kill dude it's gonna hurt so all right i'm gonna [ __ ] kill you just dude don't [ __ ] block it [Laughter] one more one more all right [ __ ] do i look nice dude i wake up every day and i thank god for my freedom do i check out here yeah thanks yes oh [ __ ] sorry and is this your current address for you sadly my pants ain't [ __ ] staying up jesus christ sorry about that madam all right what's next uh what is our zip code six nine six nine no i'm just kidding [Applause] gmail.com is that for real yes i wouldn't lie to you is he always a hot mess like this yeah you know me wrangling women and riding horses and [ __ ] i'm always a hot [ __ ] man you ever seen back to the future three oh yeah yeah it's like that's what i kind of mold myself after oh my god jesus christ this place is nice i'm gonna get married in here probably my friends used to call me tubby keith yeah let me see what we got working with here yeah he's about hard his [ __ ] woody's dick how the [ __ ] do cowboys get [ __ ] can't get off my damn belt [ __ ] it if you saw me in public would you be astounded [ __ ] all right thank you y'all got any dip absolutely not [ __ ] you have yourself a modified day partner excuse me i need some goddamn help we're gonna need some plywood [ __ ] plywood we're building a [ __ ] house out back okay we gotta hurry up we're on our lunch break right now [ __ ] lunch we gotta heard this [ __ ] i'm gonna work with you if you use that language sorry so this is how we talk seriously just it's just how we're doing construction site talk i'm being serious we're not on the site man all right don't be dropping f-bombs yeah it's just construction side talk am i bad just keep it cold yeah all right my bad my back we need to get this [ __ ] on and move hey how are we doing jeff nice to meet you rick i just need some damn plywood we're building a [ __ ] house out back all right all right or something i can work with i mean you need i just need a forklift i'm getting me about 20 sheets that goddamn plywood oh this is your pressure treated all right looks like [ __ ] to me let me look you laughing at james all right all right i got 19 sheets right here 19. i'm be honest i'm not trying to we need 20. between me and you all the other workers seem like a bunch of [ __ ] you know what i mean you're the only one that seems to know what you're doing i feel like you're definitely the type to listen to blake shelton get down like that the rest of these [Applause] it says this is all we got josh come on man don't make me go to lowe's listen listen i'll go to lowe's right now i'll hop in the truck we'll speed on down there we don't give a [ __ ] oh yeah yeah well all i got is 19. god damn josh what time is it check what time it is in 10 minutes we're on our lunch break too we're skipping [ __ ] sandwiches and ice cold lemonade for this [ __ ] ice cold beer between you and me quit [ __ ] telling everybody they're going to call the labor board you tell them we keep drinking on the [ __ ] job all right all right my bad how you going two craps oh hell yeah josh you budweiser guy yeah hell [ __ ] yeah hey matter of fact i'm gonna throw up on facebook my uncle wants to see you [ __ ] coolest worker ever real country boy he's a real home depot he ain't one of them lowe's [ __ ] [ __ ] those you guys yeah we're figuring it out we got our boy taking care of us that's right that's true josh brought the best one in here yeah he drinks on the job too no i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding right that's us wink wink am i right you smoke cigs you're not you a marvel red type of guy or a new poor i'm [ __ ] newport all the way man come on [ __ ] you can come you can come you can come kick it with us tonight if you want sorry gina it's boy talk his boy talk you know talk about sex talk him out just i need to jerk off damn gentlemen what are we doing standing around or going back to work hey we don't want no trouble ah no no no we're not here for trouble we've been in the business for ten years ten all years oh yeah ten years in this video what happened to you it's mullet son i've been working construction ten years gotta look apart wait a minute do i know you from somewhere do you is your dad toby keith toby keith huh toby keith that's my daddy who's toby keith you weren't construction you've never heard of toby keith don't you lie to me oh come on i swear to god what an amateur is tony the best [ __ ] country artist you'll ever got down here god damn right who is this he's kind of a country singer yeah you don't listen to country i don't listen to that crap [ __ ] crap crap if you turn it what do you listen to [ __ ] lil wayne [ __ ] lil yachty some [ __ ] like that we got the finest honeys and all been working in construction what most of them are cousins [ __ ] oh so you guys were in that house oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah we're in and out of our cousins boom boom boom you are two of the most nastiest young men i ever met nah we're not nasty i've been around a lot of men in my life about the nastiest young men i've ever met in my life more like the greatest young men i think you're jealous that you ain't been working in construction for 10 years i guess i ain't been 47 years oh that's a lot i don't believe it i don't believe it 10 solid years 10 okay 10. i've been 47 years in the roofing trade friend you got proof let me see your hands benitez [ __ ] girly hands i have cuffed people in the face for less than what i've heard from youtube and i've made guys like you taste your nuts no many he's got to be he owns it all pretty much at all you guys like together like yeah yeah we [ __ ] each other all the time hell yeah on the job i clock in we're he he's hammering something out behind him just like that just laughs dumpster over to the job site they can't even get us out of it we're in there [ __ ] sucking his dick all that you are so nasty young man all right nothing wrong young man there's very few times in my life i feel like throwing up but this is one of them because you gag a maggot with your nonsense if i was your father i'd be embarrassed to have you for a kid [ __ ] i wouldn't want you as my daddy online i wouldn't want you as my daddy not the way you did i wouldn't want you as my daddy [Music] had touched back like maybe i said let's go hello friends

Channel: Baylen Levine

Views: 3,362,074

Keywords: baylen levine, baylen levine vlogs, benitez, funny videos, pranks, prank, messing around, home depot, home depot prank, country

Id: WJZKekmDJwo

Length: 17min 36sec (1056 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 17 2021

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[u/TheSpriteLord]

It’s unreleased, but called “Fuck Up My Flow” or something like that.