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[Music] once upon a time there was a glowing City protected by Golden Gates known as Heaven it was ruled by beings of pure light angels that worshiped good and shielded all from Evil Lucifer was one of these angels He was a dreamer with Fantastical ideas for all of creation but he was seen as a troublemaker by the Elders of Heaven for they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world so he watched as the Angels began to expand the universe and in their ways from the dust of Earth they created Adam and Lilith equals as the first of mankind but despite this Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will she fled the garden drawn in by her Fierce Independence Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love together they wished to share the magic of Free Will with Humanity offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride Eve who gladly accepted but this gift came with a curse for with this single act of Disobedience evil finally found its way into Earth with it a new Realm of Darkness and sin and the order Heaven had worked to maintain was shattered as punishment for their Reckless act Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created never allowing him to see the good that came from Humanity only the cruel and the wicked ashamed Lucifer lost his will to dream but Lilith thrived empowering demonkind with her voice and her songs and as the numbers of Hell grew so did its power threatened by this Heaven made a truly heartless decision that every year they would send down an army an extermination to ensure hell and its Sinners could never rise against them but Lilith's hope remained and her dream was passed down to their precious daughter the princess of hell don't worry Mom I'll make you proud Charlie oh did you hear all that uh yeah I was right there sorry I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens the story helps I know don't worry I enjoy your theatrics are you okay I'm fine just just thinking you know family stuff did you hear from your mom yet how long has it been now not that long only 7 years off doing something important I'm sure but this kingdom was something she really cared about something I care about well at least you aren't alone I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work it will I have faith in you all right right come on Alistar says he has something to show [Applause] [Music] us well hello there you wward sitter do you like blood violence and depravity of a sexual nature of course you do that's why you're in hell but what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that welcome to the hasb been Hotel a misguided path to Redemption founded 5 days ago by Lucifer's delusion daughter Charlotte Morning Star come place your fate in her inexperienced hands as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you here we offer fun things such as somewhat functional staffs and 24-hour Pest Control custom rooms and just look at this tacky baller enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident wow all this and more at the hasb been Hotel your last desperate attemp to Salvation starts here so what do you think I'm sorry what the was that uh yeah one note aliser I mean first off thank you so much for making this seriously amazing but um maybe the tone is a bit off we want people to want to come here this makes it look um bad the word you're looking for is bad funny I was going for hilarious it didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination which is the whole point vaggie is Right Alistair the commercial was to let Sinners know we are trying to help them well my dear I haven't been active in hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show the proper medium to express oneself but you insisted on this noisy picture box of advertisement so I had a little fun with it oh fun you had a little fun with it well this is not what we want to represent us when you showed up here a week ago you told us you would help run this hotel instead you're mocking us nobody's going to want to come to a place that a powerful Overlord like you thinks is a waste of time what if in you're filming a commercial can I suggest you take better advantage of The Talented celebrity you have right here angel you're a porn star a famous porn star I'll have the horniest Sinners knocking these walls down to get in we are not filming a porn as a commercial why not sex sells don't it I swear if you film me going at it with Mr fancy talk creepy voice here you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky Hotel never going to happen angel I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to um attract folks to the hotel but I really don't want to explain you in that way oh please baby this body was made to be exploited I got the arms I got the stamina I got the legs I got the lung capacity I got the legs the gag reflex the holes the chest Pluff everyone thinks tits what that thought I'll be right back I can keep going all night baby hello Dad hey I have a question if freaky face over there is so powerful then why can't he just make people stay here oh trust me I can't why do you think I'm here you actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me I like being forced keep that to yourself n what you don't love in here with me whiskers Call Me Whiskers again and I'll Jam that bottle down your throat kinky come on keep talking dirty Angel let hus do his job and no we can't force Sinners to stay here they need to choose to I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid we're in Hell tots that's kind of the end of the road ain't it well maybe it doesn't have to be just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible hey whatever means I can keep crashing here a rent free crack is expensive yeah I can totally yeah I'll head over there right away okay yes yes holy what what's going on my dad just called he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet he asked if I could go instead but but the extermination just happened what could they want this soon after I can do this somehow I know it I'll get Heaven behind my plans Charlie hold on there's just no way I could blow it not this once in a lifetime change it's just a meeting to change their minds and touch their hearts or whatever angels have this could be bad cheer up faggie this could be swell something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell okay but just don't sing to them that is halfway down the street oh she's dancing no's a warm fuzzy feeling thats through the air every street so revealing it's hard not to stare it's a realm so appealing it beats anywhere if you don't mind the smell it's a happy day in hell I'm Mister don't yourself there's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul got a ton of fared wire to sh in his what is required we all have our role I'm not doing well another [Music] sh if I can show them the dream I've dreamed that any Soul can change Angels our heart change everyone can be redeemed from the evil to the they bloodthirsty and I can hear all their stories the lost and displaced and I know that they more of them acquire taste but if I open the door and I give them a place at my hasand hotel it'll be a happy day in [Music] [Applause] Hell from the porn stud where the ciles go to watch a wi shows to theable town where they don't wear a frown holy shitty oh my gosh why then I don't get a crow that his brain got in my cuz I know I can spare them Heaven an endless trash that's burning my soul I'll get behind my like I it not this one in a liim chance to change their minds and touch my parts uh no thank you I'm just going to fulfill my destiny you're I can already tell today is going to be a happy [Music] day hello hello hello [Music] creepy oh okay also creepy uh hello is anyone here sup holy hi um I'm Charlie my dad asked me if I could meet you yeah I know okay well it's nice to meet you totally nice to meet you too I got you did you see that good uh so wait you aren't here no you think I'd come down there no I mean I love the vibe totally I love your tunes pretty hardcore don't get me wrong but it's such a bummer man everything down there is just so you know you right so I'm happy we got this opportunity to meet there's a project I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about hey hey hey slow down we got time how about we get to know each other a little how about some lunch you hungry I got you here's my personal favorite you'll love it uh thanks I got you again hilarious yes okay so Charlie's dealing with something very important so while she's gone we are making a new commercial one that represents her vision and what we're doing here so we need a camera alist a video camera H all right let's do this and action welcome to the hasbin hotel can I help you with anything I've been a bad boy and I need a big strong Daddy to put me in my place on the path to Redemption well you come oh yes to the right place cut okay Angel I need you to be less horny if possible and husk can you maybe not have the script in front of your face I ain't no actor I can't memorize this well we could improv this baby cakes whoops husk come on so I was playing this gig and for some reason this virtue chick was digging on the drummer and it's like do you know who I am I'm Adam I'm the original dick all dicks to send from me you think you want drummer dick no way I'm the dick master so anyway and we and it was awesome what'd you do this weekend wait your name is Adam like the first man Adam that means you oh that explains so much I know I rock well Adam Sir Mr Adam sir call me dickm Adam you seem like a smart well stand up guy uhhuh and I know you are the leader of the angels and you are a big thinker a revolutionary a a genius I mean your words babe who would really love to put his name on something love putting my name on shit's the best it's a solution to to our biggest problem Oh herpes yeah that's a no our other biggest problem oh uh ugly people math global warming now wait that's Earth's problem um all right Nifty Nifty Nifty your line is we have the cleanest rooms okay got it I'm ready [Music] action uh cut how was that well Nifty you actually have to say the line so let's roll again okay action you're doing great vagina cut all right uh maybe we can try to fix it in post do you even know what that means I'll figure it out welcome to the H Hotel seems like you're having a bit of trouble there H why are you even here for the entertainment I came here because I love seeing wasteful Souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly like you are doing now good job and here is Alistair the egocentric piece of [Music] that I wouldn't try that my dear this face was made for radio that's it I don't care who or what you are if you're staying here you're going to make this work because it won't be so entertaining to watch over an empty Hotel will it ass fair enough I'll tell you what Let's Make a Deal do you think I'm that stupid making a deal with a demon like you not for your soul just a simple deal I do this for you and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again or Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing your choice fine now [Music] then all right everyone let's make a commercial you know when you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like hey I thought you wanted equality no our shared problem of overpopulation in hell oh that's not a problem we got that covered L how many demons did you kill this year got a good 275 this year sir 275 wa badass awesome job danger tits pound it uh no not awesome those are are my people you know that right oh yeah that must suck for you but these are souls human Souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven they are not the same they had their chance and they earned damnation you're wrong Sinners made mistakes sure but everyone makes mistakes angels Don't Make Mistakes you really think that I know that yeah I've never made a mistake in my life the only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade how does that feel to know how little you matter oops almost out of time guess we should get into it oh okay I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes I know hell's population is out of control it's a bad situation it's taking a toll if we rehab these Sinners and cleanse all their souls and my hand hasb been Hotel wait I'm getting ahead of myself right extermination I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year and it must be annoying to SLI all the way here if they join you in heaven that trip disappears you can weave that tour farewell it'll be a happy day let me stop you right there save us all precious time if what you're suggesting is letting them climb up the ladder oh they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates well sorry sweetie but there's no defy in their Fates cuz hell is forever whether you like it or not have their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot cuz the rules are black and white there's no use in trying to fight it they're burning for their lives until we kill them again just try to chillax babe you're wasting your breath did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death are they winners are they Sinners cuz it's cut and dry fair is fair an i for an ie when all said and done and done there's the question of fun and for those of us with Divine ordainment extermination is entertainment [Music] hell is forever whether you like it or not have their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot cuz the rules are black and white there's no use in trying to fight it they're burden for their lives until we K them again hell forever and it's meant to suck a lot so give up your dumb Endeavor cuz you don't have a shot long I got your attention I guess I should probably mention that we made the determination to move up the next extermination what can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little I know it's just been a week but we'll be back in 6 months wait can you oh oh Charlie how did it go did they listen oh uh they sure did hear it but um oh come here we have something exciting to show you aler pulled some strings and it's about to air I pulled a few limbs too wait the commercial you all made a new one yeah one of my better performances if I do say so myself that's that's amazing shh it's starting welcome to the hasman hotel breaking news in hell today we have just received word from the heaven Embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before do you know what that means Tom no what does that mean Katie it means we're all royally wait what [Music] why we found the body sir they've never managed to kill one of us before we should just go down there now and Destroy them no no we can't risk them catching on but don't worry when we come back there won't be a demon Left Alive to pull a stunt like this again [Music] [Music] [Music] Pento
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Length: 23min 27sec (1407 seconds)
Published: Fri Jan 19 2024
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