The SAVAGE GRANDPA! Just Die Already, Enough is Enough! (FGTeeV Hilarious Weird Haha Game)

you gonna kick me out of my retirement home oh it's your birthday charles we was best friends in the first grade look you're trying to kill an invisible fly let me get a slice of this cake that's what you get charles you'll never catch me alive what's up everybody guys today i'm just trying to die already not me but my avatar character here new game play by myself cause i'm a loser i need some friends man this man ain't got no friends that's why he looks so sad what's the matter with you bruh so picture world what the oh oh oh you nasty boy you nasty are you stretching oh look i'm controlling his arm okay so basically whoa my man got hops for an old dude what the i'm just chilling on the fans and it's crazy because fans just chilling on watching me chill on a fan so if i press q you're gonna do both hands oh yeah oh we see he quadruple jointed this is gonna be a good video man it's gonna be good okay so what this game is picture oh calm down oh what did this game just turned me into a human ketchup dispenser oh my goodness help this ketchup leaking from my arm put it in the fish tank it ain't working oh no don't oh my gosh oh man is that a little eyeball it's a little mustard fish eyeball don't scratch your armpit hey what's going on here what's this challenge oh i got a bunch of challenges hold on one thing at a time there's so much what is all this ruckus i needs to clean up what is this right here a whoopee cushion i can throw it yeah that's gross okay oh man i'm stylish you're gonna get the ladies now grams oh he's like stopping your best for me oh we got a little trash can this is legit where i belong imma just wait for the dump truck to come and pick me up like come and get me no now let's go have some fun oh gosh am i gonna get electrocuted oh my no electric feels challenge progress okay apparently i'm i'm knocking out challenges and i didn't even know that electric feels trash responder limb loss so this game is like amazing frog plus gta plus mixed plus oh no don't touch it again or man oh we're gonna take out the trash are we gonna take in the trash ah stop doing that man we're redecorating this room smells too clean what's in the fridge what you got dude but is that a king crab up in there oh come on bro that's not a realistically sized crab what did i just pick up oh i got a weapon nice but anyways that crap is it moving oh goodness it might be moving oh the crap just took off my leg no this crab straight picking my butt cheeks dude i'm dripping too much ketchup is that my liver on the crown now you listen here crab i'll murk you son look like a frog rip rubber too chewy for my liking i die touch me again your sister gonna get it you all stop this rocket race this instant you are not tolerated you are out who is he talking to oh no oh wait what happened wait what a retirement home they kicked me out the retirement home because i'm too cray-cray kill a boomer today hey what that dude is tripping in the floor hey you there come here for a second no thanks bro i got what though you made me miss it you little strange cutscene what's going on with my legs what's going on with my legs what's going on with my legs i need to smack that man with something he made me miss a funny thing oh right here this is perfect just normal bat just chilling right here grandpa i'll see you what the nope i can't beat him you have just been thrown out have you don't worry it's not so bad out here there's loads to do look at me i'm doing fine plus we have something that you will never have in there vending machines there's two over there why don't you try them out yes sir why can't i beat you are you god what's this thing do i get sucked in there oh what the wow what is that oh is that my torso oh the fan's been chopping me up and why did i just spawn in a trash bin this game is too much for me man we'll have a heart attack i love what you made me do my heart's attacking me ow stop my cortisone help me sir help him how are you gonna kick your old man in need and where'd my other arm go that looked like it hurt that's magic oh these cops don't step on me officer of the law card this game is too much money bro you got that hunchback no no you can't be pushing people like that sir you cannot that's it you going in the row punishment for you and you stay there oh no oh no ain't nothing happened oh snap oh i'm kind of a vigilante around these parts basically ain't nobody mess with me this dude is like here god man there's nothing in here you have four unclaimed rewards in your challenge book oh i gots to claim them oh yes electric fields claim oh a taser and a clown nose jokes on me and an axe fragile break objects in the world i got a heavy mallet and a jada ticket yes will smith i got your lady so i i want it and i gotta go to the vending machine to claim it so hold to shock yo y'all twinsies man what's up with you that dude got his pants on his head let's shock this man maybe he'll fix his posture but got him help me oh wow dude got some speedy moves for a whole dude get back here oh it's gotta hit him it's a projectile that's cool oh oh oh oh that dude looks like he's after me oh yeah i wouldn't zap you i will zap you officer at the laws don't be stupid police brutality my legs i look like i should be thrown on the grill and cooking got no booty boy flat on the board look at the left leg [Music] i made a number four i don't know these are glitches that are supposed to be like this but this game is brilliant i'm doing the irish jig up in here oh my gosh why do i get up there right now no almost almost almost almost and now this is it i can feel it yes i can just walk around like this like i don't have ow let me access these gates maybe i died and i'm in vr heaven and i i don't have enough money to expand my free roam okay what is it how do you taunt as a leg f oh my goodness dude i all right we ain't dancing in the street bruh zapped yes sick moves grandpa thank you wait i have to see this i'm just one leg no i can't stand up on one leg i wanted to hop claim sick moves grandpa what did i get i got a cheddar ticket and i didn't see what that was i clicked too quick he tried to pour milk on me to say hot sauce grandpa this ketchup pay me so i can get a prosthetic leg i am standing on one leg look at my hops i got bad hops oh my god okay can i actually survive no who left that banana there there's a one-legged man walking around here oh no no no i look like a juicy peppermint or a bi cuspid dude i'm dumpster dan up in here like from field trip z let's try this vending machine though banana gun who don't want a banana gun me well no i'm sorry me i want one not that i don't want let's shoot the cop this dude is responsible for me losing my torso okay he's gonna come after me now oh oh he hit a cop that's what you got oh i mean i ain't really wish that on him my man i know he's beating them old people but he don't deserve that uh-uh don't be pushing me no sir oh y'all saw that somebody grab out the snapchats no i'm holding my own leg i need a doctor is there a doctor who can [Music] that's not my leg i have somebody else's leg and it looks like i just messed the whole street hey yo y'all ladies what's up you want this leg here man it's tinted i barely touched it you saw that right tina all right this don't look right tina i said did you see that you ain't answering me all right what is this i get to drive a dump truck no i won't let me is this a trash compactor oh man that looks fun i can't see nothing ah what you doing now i didn't do nothing to you no no i'm dead i think i'm dead i'm dead i'm so dead oh that's it payback boy no no kill me yes i'm gonna remember you did that and i'm coming back i am bush walker yeah i don't care if you get to walk on bushes i got super powers too you know i can just occasionally make bones stick out of my hip this game is so messed up brand new saddle horse ah i want that that's ten thousand dollars all right what you got a clown nose file wear it yo that nose make you looking handsome grabs taser again what's in here again a heavy mallet and an axe dual yielding weapons swing shock we need to go get revenge where's the pickup truck dude look at that man up there ah no ow hurt my arm i wish i can get like the ui away from my body right now like move the swinging shock over to the right side developer this is a beta so they still might make a change all right boy back for revenge for no i can't die now i got cool weapon what the you got porcupines stick me out okay okay okay okay bro i'm a failure even with weapons why i got prickers in my butt that's why they made the button x for respawn okay i gotta be stealthy about this i'm just gonna run and ha ha he's too fast taser him yes yes no let me go i gotta time it just right one two three now swing yeah boy try to mess with me how's he invisible to an axe oh now you gonna fight me nerdy boy get twisted where's my hand where's my hand i'm not even recognizing but let me at least go for a swim no bro you feel good about yourself look at this man just sit here and chop an axe hey bro can you help put me out of my misery ready we're going to play baseball and what'd you do now no i'm not this man not this man kicking me around mama i died finally i don't know if i if i got what it takes for to mess around with that dude what the i'm gonna need a doctor can i jump on the bushes how that little bush hurt me you did that you sh thank man i scared him what are you doing throwing water balloons at the chickens what's up chick are these real are they targets oh they real i'm trying to pet them and they having a cow which is crazy because how do chickens even give birth to a cow [Music] what the it wasn't that dude who hit me it was the bushes yo bro i need your axe give it to me this is mine chill out bro you can share once in a while what did you do to my neck now i look like the living dead i'm like a zombie ah don't touch me i'm not garbage yet i still have one leg and two arms can i press q oh he's up there i bet you if i connect this get him oh my that body is disproportionate i would hate that oh not again and you still ain't learned three times and she's like i'm good y'all ain't know how to drive around here no no grandpa we're not gonna do that yo let's just get a front row seat of how bad people drive right here three two one how did you guys all get licenses so if i stand right here in the middle of the road i won't be hit don't try that cause watch out ah he after me try to hit me bro oh now you wanna hit me alright don't don't mess me while i'm at defending machine that's it now boy it's payback got it oh no he's coming back i hit the car oh it's recharging no i didn't know i can't go that way fast restraining orders for your annoying grandma my wife is not annoying she's just dead and that's what everybody else wants me to do i think i want to stay alive because this is kind of fun what the i've always wanted to fly look at me now mama i can do it look mama i'm a bird yeah to all y'all people who said i couldn't fly in your faces i'm walking in the air and jump no no oh wow i don't even get hurt let's go to challenge book limb loss jenny got herself a girl got ticket i got ticket i got ticket we need to find what though look how he's walking [Music] i know grandpa was saving up two farts for that moment to try to play it all like he ain't got gas quickly oh come on man what do you do me wiping your booty you skeeting on the ground got a little butt itch oh my ribs those look amazing did you kill a giant actually you are kind of a giant hey man i'm talking to you answer me i'm down here oh he's kicking me i'm on fire i'm on fire no ah i probably taste good though i'm stuck in the grill can i eat this swing it oh no i just i die it's about time man i mean i should have been dead a long time ago with all that stuff that just happened guess who's back back again grandpa's back tell a friend all right gramps i see you with your cool moves they're like what's up [Music] oh that's payback for such a lame handshake bro oh that's karma let's see what's in this one oh this one dual yielding weapons what [Music] hey you gonna kick me out of my retirement home that's how y'all gonna do me like that i don't think so oh it's your birthday charles we was best friends in the first grade and you just gonna forget about me too crazy man and so is you that's why we're in here look you're trying to kill an invisible fly y'all need me to slice this cake for you let me get a slice of this cake that's what you get charles get out of here you'll never catch me alive now yeah boy you lucky my leggings how did my leg do that i'm strong like i ain't you ever step on an and then they all just like and then they walk normal again like how do you do that let's see if i pop him if he just falls on the grill no he farted he gonna try to come after me hey trying to get revenge man revenge is mine say if the lord y'all ain't intuiting with your spiritual sides here oh let's see if i can jump over a car jump not my fear is a not my favorite now my fault is a barrier it's not my barrier cut my donkey's toes that's what a barrier do i just jacked up the car and then i got instant karma but still sorry about that don't mind me i'm used to having only a couple lips okay now that's messed up i need to be able to see my leg bones are doing this they're like rock on bro i can keep going forever on this but i feel like maybe i'll come back again i want to save something for is that an inchworm no watch out i tried to save her it's just i said it late on purpose so that i would fail that is it for this video if you were uh offended by this video i'm sorry if you enjoyed this video i'm also sorry because something is wrong with you i didn't enjoy this definitely not i hate this game this game is weird man i don't know about all this man this is this is not wholesome this is wholesome but most importantly what y'all need to know is season two is that silver baby it's now available targeted walmart oh my goodness that's pretty i feel like it's the first time i'm seeing this this video is sponsored by fgtv see you later peace out believe back little by end open this door donald trump stop shooting your head yeah the monster's doing laundry the window is kind of funky see if we can go through the window see we got this

Channel: FGTeeV

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Rating: 4.80617 out of 5

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Id: fJvrV5jX4uY

Length: 17min 15sec (1035 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 21 2020