REGGIE, WE ARE A HE SO HAPPY TO
YOU HAVE BACK. WE'RE SO HAPPY TO HEAR YOUR MUM
IS DOING BETTERK WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH. >> Reggie: THANKS. >> James: I IMAGINE, THIS IS
YOU, LOU, LOU, WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS TODAY? >> I'M A BEAR, BIG BEAR, GET IT? >> James: TRICK OR TREAT. >> I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE
HALLOWEEN. >> James: OKAY S IT GOING TO,
IS SOMETHING GOING TO JUMP UP IN MY FACE OR SOMETHING. >> JUST GO FOR IT IT. OH [BLEEP]. THAT IS ACTUALLY QUITE SCARY. LOOK. I KNEW IT WASN'T REAL AND IT
SCARED ME, LOOK. I LIKE THAT, LOU, CAN I TAKE
THAT HOME? >> IT'S YOURS. >> James: GIVE IT TO MY THREE
YEAR OLD. WELL, WE CAN'T IGNORE IT. OR CAN WE? MAYBE IT IS THE COOLEST THING TO
DO, IS NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THAT FOUR OF THE WRITERS AND
DIRECTORS A KIT CAT. ANSWER ME THIS, LET ME GO TO
KAIL C.E.O. ON THIS, KAYLIE, SO OUT OF YOU, TOUGHON, TOM OR
MOLLY WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO LEAST WANTED TO DO THIS? >> I CAN JUST SAY I'M ABSOLUTELY
THRILLED TO BE IN THES COULD ACTUAL. >> James: IS THAT YOUR WAY OF
TELLING ME THAT IT WAS YOU? >> I THINK SO. >> James: WELL, SOMEBODY PUS
HAVE SAID TO YOU LET'S ALL DRESS AS A KIT KAT. >> IAN TEXTED US SO I DON'T-- . >> James: SO SORRY, IN YOUR
POSITIONS AHEAD WRITER AND WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS THE QUEEN
OF ENGLAND, YOU TEXTED FOUR OF YOUR WRITING TEAM AND SAID YOU
ARE BEING TO BE DRESSED AS A KIT KAT OR DID YOU ASK IF THEY
WANTED TO BE? >> YEAH. >> James: DON'T DO THE VOICE. I KNEW, DON'T DON'T DO THE
VOICE, DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT. >> ALL RIGHT. >> James: YOU MAY HAVE
GATHERED FROM MY TONE AND OR PREVIOUS TOO THE SHOW PEOPLE
KEEP SAYING THAT YOU HATE HALLOWEENMENT I DON'T HATE
HALLOWEEN. I JUST CONSIDER IT AS SOMETHING
FOR CHILDREN. SO I EVEN CAME IN LATE TODAY. DIDN'T I, ROB. >> YEAH, LAST NIGHT YOU FOUND
OUT THAT THERE WAS A STAFF COSTUME COMPETITION AND YOU SAID
WOULD YOU TAKE ALL YOUR MEETINGS ON ZOOM TODAY AND YOU DIDN'T
COME IN. JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO
BE AROUND THE JOY OF HALLOWEEN. >> James: WELL, HOW MUCH JOY,
COME AND LOOK, FROM MY VIEW, I'M SEEING NO JOY. ZERO JOY. ONLY MAYBE LOU, LOU IS THE ONLY
PERSON CAN I SEE JOY BECAUSE HE LOVES NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE
INSIDE A BIG BEAR. I FEEL FOR THE PEOPLE WHO GOT
TO-- THEY ARE JUST FLOCKED BY A GIANT KIT KAT. AND WHEN I SAY A GIANT KIT KAT I
MEAN FOUR-- THE FIRS PERSON I SAW ON ZOOM TODAY, YOU KNOW WHEN
YOU ENTER A ZOOM ROOM AND THERE IS JUST ONE PERSON IN THERE. THE FIRST PERSON I SAW WAS CHRIS
ALLBRIGHT DRESSED LIKE, THIS A CLOSEUP OF HIS FACE LIKE THAT,
LOOK. >> SMOKEIN! >> James: OH DEAR. >> WAS THAT THE COWBOY, PRETTY
AUTHENTIC COWBOY. >> James: WELL, LOUIS DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE A COWBOY, HE LOOKS LIKE HE PUT A HAT ON. >> I'M A [BLEEP] COWBOY, DUDE. >> James: IN WHAT SENSE ARE
YOU A COWBOY. >> MY HAT. >> James: YOU'RE ALSO WEARING
LIKE SNEAKERS. >> I'M A COWBOY IN SNEAKERS. >> James: BUT THE REST IS YOUR
OWN CLOTHES. >> [BLEEP] DEAL WITH IT, DUDE. >> James: WHY ARE YOU
UNNECESSARILY. >> BECAUSE I'M A [BLEEP] COWBOY,
DUDE. >> James: WELL LOOK, WE'VE
ALREADY MADE AMERICA WAIT TOO LONG. ITS TIME, THAT TIME, YOUR TIME. AND
BEFORE LEAVING FOR EUROPE TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN MADE A
LAST-MINUTE PUSH FOR HIS AGENDA ON CAPITOL HILL. HE SHOWED UP AT A 9 A.M.. HOUSE DEMOCRATIC CAUCUS MEETING,
URGING PROGRESSIVES TO VOTE FOR THE INFRASTRUCTURE BILL ALREADY
PASSED BY THE SENATE. AND YOU KNOW IT STRESSED HIM OUT
BECAUSE OLD GUYS LOVE TO GET TO THE AIRPORT EXTRA EARLY. TIME BEFORE HIS TRIP TO DISCUSS
THE FINANCING OF HIS SPENDING PLAN. BIDEN HAD THIS TO SAY,
I'M A QUAP TAIN, I WANT EVERYONE THIS IF THEY ARE A MILLIONARE OR
BILLIONAIRE, TO MAKE THEIR QUALL, I AM ALL I'M ASKING IS
PAY YOUR FAIR SURE, PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE. PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE. >> SORRY, I MISSED IT, WHAT
SHOULD WE PAY? >> James: IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE
HE'S TRYING TO GET A SLOW CHANT STARTED, PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE,
PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE, (FASTER)
PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE, (FASTER)
PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE. AND STILL SO BAD FOR THE
PEOPLE-- CAN THE KIT KAT LIE DOWN, I FEEL LIKE THE AUDIENCE
HAVE COME, CAN EVERYBODY, CAN YOU LIE-- SHALL JUST IN FACT
COME THIS WAY, AND THEN IF YOU JUST LIE DOWN IT THERE JUST BE
SO MUCH EASIER, BECAUSE I FEEL FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BAR, OKAY,
READY? GO, GO ON, DOWN YOU GO. DO YOU NEED HELP? THAT'S IT. THERE YOU GO. THAT'S IT, LIE YOURSELVES DOWN,
GO ON. HAILEY, GET INTO IT. GET INTO IT, THERE WE GO. >> TRUST FALL, TRUST FALL,
THAT'S IT IT, THAT IS MUCH BETTER. >> NIGHTY NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. >> James: THAT'S BETTER. HEY GUYS. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, KALEY, DID
YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING? WHAT WAS THAT? >> YEAH, I JUST WANTED YOU TO
KNOW THAT I'M GOING TO SUE YOUR ASS FOR THIS. >> James: FOR WHAT, THOUGH? >> WE'VE ALL JUST BEEN INJURED
REALLY BADLY, RIGHT GUYS? >> YEAH, MY NECK HURTS. >> JAMES, I WILL SAY I AGREE
WITH YOU NOW THAT ADULTS SHOULD HIT BE IN HALLOWEEN COSTUMES. >> James: AND THERE IT IS. BREAK ME A BIT OF THAT LOW
MOMENT THAT WAS CAUGHT ON TELEVISION. IN OTHER NEWS,
IN OTHER NEWS, TENSIONS ARE FLARING UP BETWEEN FRANCE AND
THE UNITED KINGDOM OVER POST-BREXIT FISHING RIGHTS. FRANCE JUST DETAINED A BRITISH
SHIP FISHING IN FRENCH WATERS -- AND NOW PLANS TO CLOSE NEARLY
ALL OF ITS PORTS TO FISHING BOATS FROM THE U.K. YOU COULD SAY RELATIONS BETWEEN
THE TWO COUNTRIES ARE... FLOUNDERING. STOP, IS THAT YOUR JOKE? >> YEAH, BUT THERE WERE LIKE A
LOT OF FISH PUNS IN THIS. >> THERE WAS A LOT OF FISH PUN,
WE JUST WENT WITH MY FISH PUN FROM THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND
IF THINGS KEEP GOING THIS POORLY, PEOPLE IN ENGLAND ARE
GOING TO BE EATING JUST CHIPS. THEY'RE GOING TO BE CALLED AND
CHIPS, THAT'S IT. I ALREADY HATED BREXIT ENOUGH
WHEN IT WAS HAPPENING, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS INTERFERES
IN ANY WAY WITH HOW I GET MY HANDS ON THE FILET-O-FISH, I AM
GOING TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE. I TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.
