>> Greg: IF YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO SANTANA, YOU WON'T LIKE FAUCI'S LATEST RANT-A. IF YOU CAN'T FIND THE GRINCH, IT WILL DO IN A PINCH. DR. ANTHONY FAUCI IS ALREADY TRYING TO CANCEL CHRISTMAS APPEARING ON "FACE THE NATION," HE LET HIS INNER SCROOGE OUT. >> BUT WE CAN GATHER FOR CHRISTMAS OR IT'S JUST SUIT GNOMIC TOO SOON TO TELL? >> IT'S JUST TOO SOON TO TELL, WE GOT TO CONCENTRATE ON CONTINUING TO GET THOSE NUMBERS DOWN AND NOT TRY TO JUMP AHEAD BY WEEKS OR MONTHS AND SAY WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO IT A PARTICULAR TIME. >> Greg: AND MAKE SURE YOUR TREE IS WEARING A MASK. FAUCI ALREADY WALKED BACK HIS COMMENTS SAYING THEY WERE MISINTERPRETED, BUT IF YOU DO GATHER FOR THE HOLIDAYS, CDC RECOMMEND SKIPPING 6 FEET APART FROM OTHERS AND USE WINDOW FANS AND OPEN WINDOWS TO CIRCULATE FRESH AIR. OPEN WINDOWS IN THE WINTER, THAT WILL GO GREAT IN CHICAGO. YOU WILL EITHER DIAL FROM -- DIED FROM PNEUMONIA OR A HAIL OF BULLETS. BUT THE PANDEMIC MIGHT ACTUALLY HELP YOU SAVE A FEW BUCKS. IF YOU'RE AN INTOLERANT CHEAP A HOLE, A NEW SURVEY BY COIN STAR FOUND ONE IN EIGHT AMERICANS WOULD NOT GIVE A GIFT TO A FAMILY MEMBER OR FRIEND WHO DID NOT SHARE THEIR SAME COVID VIEWS. IF THE GOOD NEWS, IF YOU'RE FILLING OUT A SURVEY AT COIN STAR, YOU'RE TOO BROKE TO BUY ANYTHING GOOD. BUT WE NEED TO REMIND OURSELVES HOW MUCH OF THIS IS THEATER AND VIRTUE SIGNALING. A VIDEO OF A DOJ OFFICIAL RECIRCULATED ON SOCIAL MEDIA. SHOWING HIM ASKING UP WHEN HE THOUGHT NO ONE WAS LOOKING AND THEN ONLY TO REMOVE IT JUST SECONDS LATER. WORE IT APPROXIMATELY TWO SECONDS, THAT GUY, AND THIS IS HAPPENING ALL OVER THE PLACE. I WAS HOPING THAT THIS WOULD GET BETTER, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S GETTING WORSE. >> HOW WAS THE WEEKEND? >> GOOD, AND YOU? >> I'M ABOUT TO WATCH SQUID GAME. >> HOW IS LIFE? >> I DON'T TO TALK ABUT IT. >> LET'S GO RIGHT NOW. >> SOUNDS GOOD. [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] >> Greg: TYRUS, IT'S AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO TELL ME, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING ME FOR CHRISTMAS? >> THE SAME THING YOU GOT ME, AND AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF YOU. >> Greg: REGIFTING. >> YES, IT'S THE NEW THING. YOU KNOW, AS I SAT WATCHING THE TAMPA BAY-PATRIOTS GAME LAST NIGHT AND HEARD THE CROWD CHANTING "BRADY, BRADY," I LOOKED TO SEE THAT FAUCI SAID REMIND PEOPLE TO GET TOGETHER FOR CHRISTMAS. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, BRO? WE'VE MOVED ON WITHOUT YOU. LIKE, NO ONE -- WE KNOW THERE ARE SHARKS IN THE WATER. WE WILL LOOK FOR THE SIGNS, BUT NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY AT THE CRIB, EVERYBODY. I MEAN... WE'VE MOVED ON. >> Greg: DOES THAT INCLUDE ME? AM I INVITED? >> YES, YOU'VE GOT TO WORK THE DOOR. >> Greg: LESS TO ME AT YOUR PARTY, YOU USED ME IN THE DWARF TOSS, IT WASN'T FUN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SIGNED. >> YOU HAD TO MISS WORK FOR THAT. >> Greg: IT WAS A TOUGH ONE. CONGRESS HIM, DO WE NEED IS PERMISSION? HE'S NOT A LEADER COMING AS A BUREAUCRAT, SO HE'S NEVER EVER GOING TO SAY SOMETHING THAT IS LEADER-LIKE, HE'S ALWAYS GOING TO HEDGE HIS BETS, THAT'S WHAT HE DOES. >> HE WANTS TO BE ALL UP IN EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS. IF YOU WOULD HAVE HIS WAY, HE WOULD HAVE EVERYBODY REPLACING THEIR ELF ON A SHELF WITH EVERYWHERE THERE WOULD BE, YOU KNOW, FAUCI ON THE COUCHE. OF IT WOULD BE EVERYWHERE NOW THEY WANT WINDOW FANS. WE ARE HERE IN NEW YORK RIGHT NOW. YOU IMAGINE AT THE CDC MEETING, THEY MUST HAVE HAD A HOSE CONNECTED TO A CAR MUFFLER WITH EXHAUST FUMES FILLING UP THAT ROOM. SO I ACTUALLY DO FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY WON'T GIVE TO SOMEBODY ELSE. THEY LISTEN TO FAUCI, THEY ARE READING THE CDC GUIDANCE. IN THERE LIKE THEY ARE SO TRIGGERED BY IT SO I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BE GIVING GIFTS MY LOVED ONE'S. I MUST FEEL BAD, YOU HAVE TO IMAGINE THE PEOPLE AREN'T GIVING THEM GIFTS BECAUSE THEY ARE SUCH A MISERABLE HUMAN BEING. >> Greg: WRITES, THAT'S TRUE. IF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SAYING THAT, DAGEN, YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT THEM AT YOUR CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION OR GATHERING. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. >> OF COURSE I DO. ALWAYS NEED SOMEBODY OF THE TABLE YOU WOULDN'T BE UPSET IF THEY GOT STABBED WITH A STEAK KNIFE ON THE BACK OF THE HAND. >> Greg: YEAH. >> MY FAMILY WILL GET THAT JOKE. [AWKWARD LAUGHTER] I REALLY QUICKLY MIGHT HAVE TO EDIT THIS, BUT I THOUGHT -- >> Greg: I LIKE IT, GIVING US A TRIGGER WARNING. YOU MIGHT HAVE TO EDIT THIS. >> I THINK ABOUT WHY DO THEY KEEP THIS GUY AROUND AND IT'S THE OLD [BLEEP] THEORY. IF YOU ARE AN OLD [BLEEP], YOU WANT AN OLDER [BLEEP] AROUND YOU SO YOU LOOK BETTER BY COMPARISON, SO IF YOU'RE A BOOZY TROLLOP, THEN YOU WANT A BOOZIER MORE TROLLOPY PERSON AROUND BECAUSE YOU LOOK BETTER. KAT UNDERSTANDS. >> I GET IT. >> WHY YOU HANG OUT WITH KILL ME? >> HE IS QUITE THE BOOZY TROLLOP. THAT'S THE NAME OF HIS YACHT, BY THE WAY, THE BOOZY TROLLOP. THINGS WE DO OUT IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW, RIGHT, KAT? I SHOWED YOU THOSE PICTURES ONCE. THAT WAS AN IGUANA. >> YEAH. YEAH, INDEED IT WAS, GREG. YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT? >> Greg: NO! NO, NO, NO! WHAT IS YOUR -- WHATEVER. LOOK, MAN, IT'S MONDAY, GIVE ME A BREAK. >> IT IS MONDAY. IT'S THE MOST MONDAY -- IT'S MONDAY EVERY TIME THIS GUY TALKS. I CAN'T HAVE ANY REACTION TO ANYTHING HE SAYS ANYMORE EXCEPT FOR JUST "K." ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, I'M GOING TO DO ME, ARE NOT GOING LISTEN TO YOU. >> Greg: IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND GETTING RISK DOWN TO ZERO IS IMPOSSIBLE, THEN YOU'RE NOT A LEADER. EVERYTHING WE DO ENTAILS RISK. DRIVING CARS. >> ESPECIALLY THE MOST FUN STUFF. >> Greg: EXACTLY! >> WE NEED TO CHECK WHAT DEMOCRATS HUSBAND JUST BOUGHT STOCK IN WINDOW FANS. >> I'M GOING TO
