Greg Gutfeld: The left has decided to live in a nonsense world and dragged us into it

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‘Gutfeld’ panel reacts to far-left activists following Kyrsten Sinema into a bathroom over Dems' agenda.

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JOHN RICH BAR IS THROUGH THE WINDOW. SO WHAT DID WE MISS WHILE WE WERE GONE? WELL, SEVERAL OF NOXIOUS LEFT-WING ACTIVISTS, KYRSTEN SINEMA, FROM A CLASSROOM AT ARIZONA STATE, TO THE RESTROOM AND HARASSED HER OUTSIDE INSTALL. I'LL ADMIT I'VE DONE THIS MYSELF WHILE DRUNK, BUT IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS. AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH A MISSING BAG OF WEED THAT JULIE BANDERAS STILL OWES ME. BUT INSTEAD OF GIVING ME SENATOR SOME PRIVACY, THEY JUST CONTINUED THEIR BUSINESS WHILE SHE DID HERS. >> WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK. >> ACTUALLY I'M HEADING OUT. >> RIGHT NOW IS A REAL MOMENT THAT OUR PEOPLE NEED IN ORDER TO TALK ABOUT WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING. WE NEED A BUILD BACK BETTER PLAN RIGHT NOW. >> Greg: THAT WILL WIN CONVERTS TO YOUR SIDE. SHE'S ALWAYS -- IT'S OH IS BEEN A PARTY SCHOOL, BUT NOW IT'S A POTTY SCHOOL. I'M IMPRESSED BY THE SENATOR, IF SOMEONE EVER RECORDED ME IN THE BATHROOM STALL THE AUDIO WOULD SOUND LIKE A MILES DAVIS SOLO. SO WHY WERE THESE ACTIVISTS SO OUTRAGED? THEY CLAIM IT'S BECAUSE SHE WASN'T SUPPORTING JOE'S BUILD BACK BETTER AGENDA, BUT WE KNOW THAT'S B.S., THEY DON'T EVEN READ IT, THEY DON'T CARE. BUT THEY CHASED HER INTO THE STALL ASSUMING THAT SHE'S A GIRL AND WON'T FIGHT BACK. BUT KYRSTEN, IF YOU ARE LISTENING, WE WILL TAKE YOU OVER MITT ROMNEY ANY DAY. YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE TOUGH CHOICES AND YOU LOOK BETTER IN THIGH-HIGH BUTTES [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] >> Greg: HERE'S WHAT THE PRESIDENT HAD TO SAY. >> MR. PRESIDENT, TALKED ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE 48 DEMOCRATIC VOTES RIGHT NOW. THE OTHER TWO HAVE BEEN PRESSURED OVER THE WEEKEND BY ACTIVISTS. JOE MANCHIN HAD PEOPLE SHOW UP TO IT'S PART OF THE PROCESS. >> Greg: WHAT DID HE JUST SAY? SOMETIMES I THINK HE'S JUST PLAYING SCRABBLE WITH US IN HIS HEAD. BUT THIS KIND OF INVASIVE HARASSMENT IS THE TYPE OF DISCOURSE THE LEFT CHAMPIONS, FROM HARASSING DINERS TO LOOTING BUSINESSES, IT'S ALL PART OF THE SAME STRATEGY AND IT'S NO COINCIDENCE THEY DO SOME OF THEIR BEST WORK IN THE TOILET. THEY DON'T GIVE A CRAP EVEN IF YOU'RE GIVING A CRAP. EVEN WORSE, THEY REFUSED TO SPARE A SQUARE. IF SOMEONE FOLLOWED ME INTO THE BATHROOM HOLDING A CAMERA PHONE I THINK IT WOULDN'T END WELL. ♪ ♪ >> COMPLEMENTS OF THE HOOD. >> Greg: YES. FIRST OF ALL, WHO FOLLOWS YOU INTO A BATHROOM FILMING YOU? WHY CAN'T THEY DO IT THE RIGHT WAY AND HIDE THE CAMERA? IT'S COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE AND WHY I ALWAYS BRING MY SKETCHING PAD. BUT MOST PEOPLE WOULD CLOBBER THAT CREEP, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE WITH A KID AT THE TIME. I ASSUME THE MEDIA WOULD CARE ABOUT THIS INVASION OF PRIVACY BUT THEY ALWAYS SIDE WITH THE PROTESTERS. THAT'S WHY THEIR RATINGS ARE HEADING INTO THE TOILET AS WELL. I WONDER WHERE THIS COULD LEAD. >> DAVID OF THE CHEST NEWS NETWORK, WE ARE COVERING THE KYRSTEN SINEMA STORY HERE AT ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY. ARE YOU KYRSTEN SINEMA? >> NO I'M NOT, THIS IS A BATHROOM, CAN I GET SOME PRIVACY? >> THERE'S NO PRIVACY HERE AT ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY. YOUR AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA. ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY IS NOW IDENTIFYING AS THE UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, BACK TO YOU. IF [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] >> Greg: WE SAW THIS COMING. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS POLITICALLY DEPUTIZED BY THE DEMOCRATS NOW. GET INTO YOUR FACE. SCIENCE DOESN'T EVEN MATTER, OR IN THIS CASE BIOLOGY. LAST WEEK WE TOLD TO THE CDC HAS GOTTEN RID OF THE TERM "WOMAN" WHEN DISCUSSING PREGNANCY. THAT'S BOTH SEXIST AND MISOGYNIST AND BOY HAVE THE BROAD'S BEEN COMPLAINING. [SCATTERED LAUGHTER] "THE WASHINGTON POST" JOINED IN SAYING THAT REPORTERS WILL NOW BE EXPECTED TO WRITE PREGNANT INDIVIDUALS, BECAUSE NOT ALL PREGNANT PEOPLE ARE WOMEN. THE COMPLETE PHRASE "PREGNANT WOMEN AND OTHER PREGNANT INDIVIDUALS," MEANING, I SUPPOSE, MAN. BUT ONCE AGAIN, A REMINDER TO ALL YOU NARROW-MINDED TYPES, YES, MEN CAN GET PREGNANT. I REFER TO THE MEN WHO HAVE OVARIES AND WOMBS AND CAN FERTILIZE AN EGG AND BRING A BABY TO TERM -- OH WAIT, MEN DON'T HAVE THAT STUFF. GOOD LUCK TRYING. IT YOU PUT A MERCEDES ENGINE IN THE TOYOTA, IT'S STILL A TOYOTA. BUT MENTION THE SCIENCE, YOU RISK MARGINALIZING SOMEONE. WHO WOULD THAT BE? GOOD QUESTION. I HATE TO TELL YOU, BUT WHO IS GETTING MARGINALIZED IS WOMEN. MEN NOW APPEAR -- IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE, BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT. CHECK THIS OUT, HALF NAKED DUDE ON THE COVER. HUGH HEFNER AND THREE DEAD CHICKS MUST BE TURNING IN HIS GRAVE. >> [LAUGHS] >> Greg: THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET A JOKE OUT OF THREE DEAD CHICKS IS THAT JOKE. >> HUGH HEFNER. >> Greg: I HOPE HE GETS A LOT OF EXPOSURE FOR THIS, BUT BE CAREFUL, YOUNG MAN, YOU DON'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT. HE'S A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER APPARENTLY. HE'S INFLUENCED ME TO ORDER MY OWN PAIR OF THOSE SHOES. SO TIRED OF BORROWING DANA'S. BUT I GET IT, PLAYBOY IS A DEAD BRAND AND THE ONLY WAY TO BREATHE IT BACK TO LIFE IS GOING WOKE, HOPING TO GET ATTENTION FROM THE TWITTER MOBS. AND BECAUSE IT'S A SLOW NEWS DAY WE ATE IT RIGHT UP. IT WAS BETWEEN THAT AND A STORY ABOUT BIDEN PUTTING HIS SHOES IN THE MICROWAVE BY ACCIDENT. OR WAS IT BY ACCIDENT? WE DON'T KNOW. THE FACT IS ALL OF THE THINGS THAT ONE THING IN COMMON. VAPID STUPIDITY. THE ACTIVISTS WHO CHASE PEOPLE INTO BATHROOMS ARE STUPID AND VAPID, THE PEOPLE WHO DEMAND YOU SAY "PREGNANT AND IF IT'S" ARE STUPID AND VAPID AND ANYONE WHO TOOK OVER "PLAYBOY" MAGAZINE, STUPID, STUPID, AND VAPID. THEY DECIDED TO LIVE IN A NONSENSE WORLD AND DRAG THE REST OF US INTO IT. ALL OF THE STUPIDITY MAKES ME MISS NASHVILLE, FOR IT HAS A DOME OF IMPENETRABLE COMMON SENSE THAT PROTECTS IT FROM SUCH IDIOCY. AND WE NEED TO EXPAND THAT DOME, OR AT LEAST MOVE UNDER IT. SURE I HAVE GRITS IN MY PANTS AND GRAVY IN MY NAVEL, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. NOW I'M BACK AND IT'S GOOD TO SEE NOTHING'S CHANGED AND AS A MENTOR NEEDS TO BATHROOM, I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. I FEEL MY WATER BREAKING, OR MAYBE I JUST NEED TO PEE. LET'S WELCOME TONIGHT'S GUESTS. HE'S A NEW YORK REPUBLICAN, MEANING HE'S THE ONLY NEW YORK REPUBLICAN, CONGRESSMAN AND GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE LEE ZELDIN! THERE YOU GO. [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] SHE IS SO SOUTHERN SHE USES MOONSHINE AS MOUTHWASH. FOX BUSINESS ANCHORED DAGEN McDOWELL! [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] SHE IS SUCH A DIVA, SHE WILL GET THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS FIRED, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF. [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] HE'S SO STRONG, EVEN MONDAY WON'T MESS WITH HIM, MY MASSIVE SIDEKICK AND THE NWA'S WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, TYRUS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT, DAGEN, I AM A LITTLE BIT RELUCTANT TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU WOULD DO BUT I ASSUME -- I ARTY KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO BUT LET'S SAY SOMEBODY FOLLOWED YOU INTO A BATHROOM WITH A CAMERA PHONE. IT'S NOT WHAT THEY BE KILLED, IT'S HOW QUICKLY WOULD THEY BE KILLED. >> I'M A LESSON-TEACHER. I LIKE PEOPLE WHO COME FOR ME, I LIKE TO TEACH THEM LESSONS. I ALSO HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE EVEN ANDY CUOMO UNCOMFORTABLE OR HARVEY WEINSTEIN, SUMMARY LIKE THAT. SO IF YOU FOLLOW ME INTO THE BATHROOM, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE CHITCHAT WHILE I POP A SQUAT, AND I'M LEAVING THE STALL DOOR WIDE OPEN. AND I'M GOING TO FILM IT AND I'M GOING TO SIT THERE AND GO "CAN YOU GO GET ME SOME TP, I RAN OUT," "DO YOU HAVE ANY TIC TAC'S? BECAUSE MY BREATH IS A VERY." I'M GOING TO ENSURE THAT NOBODY EVER FOLLOWS ANYBODY INTO A BATHROOM AGAIN. >> I WAS GOING TO SAY SHE WAS GOING TO BLESS THEIR HEART, BUT THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING. I DON'T KNOW WHY WE ARE CALLING THESE PEOPLE ACTIVISTS. WE NEED TO STOP GETTING THESE TITLES TO THESE MORONS. IF THEY FOLLOWED WOMAN INTO THE BATHROOM. THAT'S HARASSMENT! THEY ARE HARASSERS. THERE'S NOTHING POLITICAL THERE. THEY'RE NOT DOING ANY FAVORS. THERE WAS NOTHING THAT THEY ASKED HER THAT COULDN'T WAIT FOR HER TO COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM. THEY TRIED TO INTIMIDATE A WOMAN IN THE BATHROOM. THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, THAT IS A BIG CRIME, TO FOLLOW SOMEONE INTO THE BATHROOM, RECORDING THEM WITHOUT PERMISSION AND BASICALLY THREATENING THEIR JOB IN THE MOST IGNORANT -- HE STOPPED BECAUSE HE SENT THE HIT MAN IN, BUT THE ONE WHO GETS GENIUS OF THE DAY WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK LITERALLY 12 SENTENCES TO SAY WE KNOCKED ON DOORS. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A POLITICAL DEBATE GOING "WE HAVE 1.5 KNOCKED ON DOORS OPPOSED TO THE OTHER TEAM'S ABOUT SO WE ARE IN." THEY ARE IDIOTS, BUT THEY BELIEVE THEY ARE SO POWERFUL BECAUSE THEY WERE GOING TO TWEET THIS OUT. THEY THINK THEIR HEROES BECAUSE WE CALL THEM THINGS LIKE INFLUENCERS, ACTIVISTS. IF THIS HAS NEVER BEEN A SAFER TIME IN THIS COUNTRY TO BE AN ACTIVIST, BECAUSE WHY? THERE'S NO OPPOSITION. SO YEAH, THEY ARE REAL BRAVE ATTACKING THEM AND THEY ARE BEING PUT UP AS LIKE THEY WERE DOING SOMETHING SPECIAL. THEY ARE HARASSERS AND WE NEED TO START CALLING THEM THAT. >> Greg: DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU? THE WORD THING ABOUT THIS, CONGRESSMAN, IS THAT WE HAVE OF NOXIOUS PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT, BUT WE DON'T DO THIS STUFF. IT'S ONLY DIRECTED -- BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE THAT THEIR HEARTS AND MORALITY IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE. IF YOU ARE A NONLIBERAL, THEN YOU ARE SOMEHOW EVIL AND THAT EXCUSES ANY BEHAVIOR, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK THEY THOUGHT THAT FAR IN ADVANCE. I DO THINK THESE ARE MORONS. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS? >> THIS HAPPENED TO ME EARLIER TODAY. NOT FOLLOWING MINTO RESTAURANT, I'M JUST TRYING TO GO TO MY OFFICE AND THEY'RE ALL WAITING OUTSIDE TO CREATE A MOMENT TO GO VIRAL. THEY WERE WAITING OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF OUR BUILDING HERE INSIDE THE CITY. THE OTHER EXTREME OF THIS IS WHEN -- WE HAD COLLEAGUES IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES A FEW YEARS AGO WHERE STEVE SCALISE ALMOST LOST HIS LIFE. SOME OF THESE PEOPLE, THEY FOLLOW THEIR LEADERS, THE MAXINE WATERS WHO ASKS FOR CONFRONTATION. THEY TAKE IT TO THE NEST LEVEL AND THANK GOD FOR THE CAPITOL POLICE. HE SAVED A WHOLE OF PEOPLE'S LIVES. OBVIOUSLY THE TACTIC IS WRONG. IF I AM SINEMA, I DON'T THINK THIS HELPS CONVINCE ME TO VOTE FOR THEIR SEVERAL TRILLION DOLLAR MONSTROSITY OF A BILL. I THINK THIS WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE ME LESS LIKELY TO VOTE FOR THE BILL, BUT I WOULD SAY THAT AS FAR AS SINEMA GOES, REGARDLESS, SHE DID MAKE THE BEST OF WHAT WAS A [BLEEP] SITUATION. [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] >> Greg: YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE FOR GOVERNOR FOR JUST SAYING [BLEEP]. KAT, THERE IS AN INTERESTING THING ABOUT HOW THERE IS A DISTORTED OUTSIDE VIEW OF THEIR POWER BECAUSE OF THEIR ONLINE PRESENCE, AND YOU HAVE A GUY WHO PORTRAYED HIMSELF AS A MODERATE NOW JUST GOING WOKE BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT THESE PEOPLE -- THEIR OPINIONS MATTER MORE AND THERE IS NO OPPOSITION. >> YEAH, IT WAS INTERESTING TO ME THAT THERE WAS NO EVEN HESITATION TO FOLLOW HER IN THERE, AND IT WASN'T JUST HER IN THERE. LIKE THERE'S PEOPLE COMING IN AND OUT OF THE OTHER STALLS. >> Greg: THAT'S TRUE! >> HOW ARE THOSE PEOPLE DOING? >> AND FLUSHING! >> AND FLUSHING. NOBODY SEES THAT AND THINKS THAT'S OKAY. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO SEE THAT AND SAY IT'S OKAY BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM AS THOSE PEOPLE DO, THEY ARE IN THEIR LITTLE BUBBLE AND THEY THINK THAT THEY'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING, BUT IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING SOMEONE INTO THE BATHROOM, YOU'VE ALWAYS GONE TOO FAR. >> Greg: YES, THAT IS TRUE, NO MATTER WHAT BATHROOM IT IS. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE A GENDERED BATHROOM. CAN YOU BEAT SOMEBODY UP IN THE BATHROOM? >> YES. >> Greg: THANK YOU. >> YOU CAN BEAT SOMEBODY UP ANYWHERE. >> Greg: IF THE POLICE COME, CANNOT -- IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO FILM SOMEONE IN THE BATHROOM. LET'S FIND OUT THAT'S MY WIFE AND THERE AND THERE WAS A GUY IN THERE, I CAN CLOBBER HIM, RIGHT? >> THERE'S A LOT TO WORK WITH TOO. THE PORCELAIN IS VERY HARD. >> USUALLY ONE SHOT YOU SET THEM ON THE TOILET AND NOBODY WILL BOTHER THEM AND THEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR AND WALK AWAY AND YOU GO LET'S GO, SNOOP.
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Channel: Fox News
Views: 850,539
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Keywords: arizona state, kyrsten sinema, moderate democrats, fnc, fox news, tyrus murdoch, fox news media, fox news gutfeld show, fox news network, fox news voices, greg gutfeld, greg gutfeld reacts, greg gutfled monologue
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Length: 13min 12sec (792 seconds)
Published: Mon Oct 04 2021
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