<i> ( music playing )</i> We are hanging out
with Post Malone. - Got him.
- Post, the internet loves you. They love your name
and they love your face. - Mm-hmm.
- And they love
"punning" your name and Photoshopping your face. Yes. You've been "meme-ed," man. - Yeah.
- Do you look at these? I do, I've seen a lot.
It's hard not to get them
sent to you - 20 times a day.
- I bet. I should've picked a name that
doesn't rhyme with anything. - That's tough to do.
- But it's... yeah. Well, we're about to
send you a couple right now. <i> Like roast Malone
is a good example.</i> Post:<i>
Yeah. Yeah, that's nice.</i> Rhett:<i>
You've seen that one.</i> Post:<i>
Looks juicy, yeah.</i> Rhett:<i>
Very juicy.</i> <i> And here's
"Leave Britney Malone."</i> Post:<i>
See, I've never seen this one.</i> - Oh.
- See... - Oh, wow.
- That's pretty good. Post:<i>
It looks like me.</i> Rhett:<i>
Only needed half
of your face for that.</i> Post:<i>
Yeah, exactly,
that's kinda spooky.</i> And you may not know,
but every episode up to this point
has been pre-Malone, but now every episode from here
on out will be Post Malone. - Wow.
- Is that, like,
a conversational meme? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Is that what just happened? - Yeah.
- That's just a pun. Yeah, I mean, we need somebody
to make that meme based on what
I just said. - Okay.
- Okay, so, that's up to you, - mythical beasts to do it, yes.
- I'll do it. All right, so this is
the game we're gonna play, Post, you're gonna
go behind this wall, which looks like you're about
to do a puppet show. And I want to give you
the freedom to break out
into puppet show at any moment. I left 'em at home. I left 'em at home,
but next time... - Next time we'll just
do a puppet show.
- Just a puppet show. You're gonna do
some quick changes and then you're gonna come up
and do some meme enactments... - Okay.
- ...for us. Now,
those are basically physical reenactments
of digital memes. You guys ready? - Yep.
- Yep. Link:
Post-It Malone. - Wow, what a...
- Dang it! - ( laughter )
- He didn't get
all the way in the hole. Rhett:
( laughs ) Ah! All right, bring it. I hear something
scurrying. What are you smelling, boys? What am I smelling? Rhett:
Post cologne. - Wow.
- Oh. Hold on. - I do smell it.
- Yeah. - Dang, you got...
- I got it. They killed you
with cologne back there. Rhett:
I hope they sprayed it
on something and not you. Post:
You boys ready? - Yeah.
- Do it. Ooh! Ooh! Ghost cologne! - Ghost Malone.
- Ghost Malone, sorry! There you go, Rhett! - Dang it!
- I got it! I got it right,
I just said "cologne!" - Ghost cologne,
that doesn't count, man.
- Dang it! But, hey, he still was
wearing cologne,
so that is ghost cologne. No, it doesn't work!
That wasn't it! Okay, you ready? - Yeah.
- Yeah, pop in. Rhett:
Home Malone! Home Malone! - Post alone!
- Post Malone! - Post alone!
- Post "Home alone!" - Home...
- Post "Home alone!" Home Post Malone! Stevie:<i>
Rhett, you got it,
right off the bat.</i> - Post: Okay, there we go.
- Oh, really? - Link: Is that why you...?
- It was so quick, yeah. It was what? - It was Home Malone.
- Rhett: Yeah. - I was genuinely scared.
- Home Malone, right, yes. - Genuinely excited about it.
- ( Rhett laughs ) "Home Malone," it sounds
just like "Home Alone," but it's "Home Malone." - Are you ready for me?
- Link: Do it. - Rhett: Yeah.
- I'm coming in like a storm. Link:
Idea. Idea Malone. - Oh...
- ( laughter ) Post Malone with
a light bulb on his head. - Edison?
- Post: Pretty good. Link:
Is it idea related? - No.
- Or is it electricity related? - It's... it's... an object.
- Is it a light bulb? - It's a light some--
it's something that...
- Rhett: Lamp Malone? holds a light. Socket... Post socket... Rhett:
Oh, light post Malone. There you go!
There you go, Rhett! I honestly didn't think
anybody was gonna get it. - ( laughter )
- Light post. - Light post?
- Yeah, you know,
light post Malone. Oh, what's up,
Rhett and Link? Link:
Phone Malone. Hold on. Oh, sorry,
gotta take a call. Uh... Oh, uh... On hold Malone. What's up?
What's up, Timmy? He's talking to Timmy. - Tell Timmy hey.
- Timmy's unrelated. Oh. But I will say hi to Timmy. What's up, Timmy? Rhett:
Three-way call Malone? Call waiting Malone. - Rhett: Oh, uh...
- Link: Call... Rhett:
Some-- it's when somebody... Sorry, I'm gonna
have to do that later. - ( laughter )
- Put... Posthaste Malone? Link:
Procrastinat... Post-crastinator. Sorry, Timmy,
I'm gonna have to do that later, I am on Rhett and Link. ( Rhett laughs ) Stevie:<i>
You guys are so close.</i> Real close, that's why
I want somebody to get it. Posthumous? Post... you're just... It's dying. Postal Malone? No. If you can't
do something now, you're gonna have to...
until later. - Postpone Malone!
- There you go, Rhett. - ( ding )
- Gosh! Postpone Malone. - Okay, you boys ready?
- Yeah. I'm coming at you
big time now. - All right.
- He's coming big time
this time. Link:
"The Post." "The Post" movie. Post:
That's the name
of the movie. Link:
"The Post..." Malone. Yeah, that's right!
That's why I said... - It's the movie, is "The Post."
- "The Post," yes. Malone,
because he's in it now. It's a Steven Spielberg film,
everybody... ( Rhett laughs ) That's good, all right,
so it's five to two. Dang it. Link, you gotta catch up. I'll do it,
I'll do it. - W...
- Link: Toast Malone. - Ah-ha!
- That's pretty good. - That's pretty good.
- He's on the comeback trail! - Didn't even have to say it.
- This one's tough. It doesn't really--
it almost rhymes. Say it with an accent. ( with accent )
Post Malone bologna. ( laughter ) Rhett and Link:
Uh... Am I Italian? Uh... - Pissed Malone?
- Wow, what a guy. - Wow!
- That's incredible. All right, the good news is,
for the rest of
"Good Mythical Morning" history, Post Malone's gonna be right
over there in that square. Hold on, I get my prize. And you get a prize. I become a meme,
I don't know what it is. Ugh. Stevie:<i>
Any guesses?</i> Ooh, Rhett McLaugh Lines. - ( laughter, applause )
- Stevie:<i> Yes.</i> Is that it? - ( Rhett and Link laughing )
- Ah! Hey! Rhett:
What? - He's better than you!
- That is crazy! I feel like
Mr. Rogers or something. Thanks to Post Malone
for being here. Check out his new single
"Rockstar," available now, did I have to
tell you that? And look out for his album
"Beerbongs and Bentleys," - coming soon, right?
- Yes, sir, hopefully. And thank you for liking,
commenting and subscribing. You know-- oh, you say... - Both: "You know
what time it is."
- Post: Oh. You know what time it is. Hi, I'm Andrew. And I'm Jack. And we're from
Melbourne, Australia. Both:
And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. - All right.
- Down under! Click the bottom link to watch
this episode from the beginning. And click the top link
to watch us get a sweet taste of the pizza churro... - Ooh.
- ...in "Good Mythical More." And to find out where
the Wheel of Mythicality's
gonna land. Link:<i>
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