GTA 5 PS5 All Cutscenes Full Movie (2022) 4K ULTRA HD

all right everybody pays attention no one gets hurt go open the door they'll get worse than her hey we're giving you everything you want i don't even think about it [Laughter] get in there [Music] there's enough here for us all to enjoy depends on how you look at it [Music] give it up i got it i saw your face i'll remember you get a thousand things every day how about you make sure this is one of them you didn't have to do that let's get going there'll be time for grieving later yeah you got that right [Music] what took you so long shut the [ __ ] up and drive did you see that [ __ ] with that bitch's face against the glass do you see that yeah you're a real stout [Music] [ __ ] get outta here all right you guys all right [ __ ] come on fix the car all right we can go this way to the chopper no hey stick to the plan what stick to the [ __ ] plan come on [Music] where the [ __ ] the chopper [ __ ] them i'm gonna check around back someone must have [ __ ] talked all right brad's gonna be fine we gotta get the [ __ ] out of here go ahead oh jesus okay you gotta get out of here i'm gonna leave you my cake no god i'm not gonna be [ __ ] gonna bleed up now [Applause] [Music] go michael was not always a good husband not always a good citizen he did not die a hero's death but he was a man our lord was crucified with two thieves so perhaps we should not judge we are born of sin and we die in sin and then this michael just like anybody else father we do not know your infinite mysteries but we know that you will show mercy to our friends your son james he's a good kid he's a good kid a good kid why does he help the [ __ ] poor no he sits on his ass all day smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that [ __ ] game if that's our standard for goodness no wonder this country's screwed and what about you what about me hey i don't have the advantages that kid has by the time i was his age i'd already been in prison twice i robbed banks i ran [ __ ] i smuggled dope and you consider them achievements these were the opportunities i had at least i took them and where did these opportunities get you michael they got me right [ __ ] here the end of the road with a big house and a useless kid and i'm stuck talking to you because no one else gives a [ __ ] oh i'm living the dream baby and that dream is [ __ ] it is [ __ ] [ __ ] let it all out i think i just did oh well i think that's all we have time for the same time next week i guess oh i gotta tell you i ain't too sure this [ __ ] is working for me hmm a sense of overriding futility is a vital part of the process embrace it whatever you say [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] i know just how you feel man [ __ ] got to be around here somewhere unless they buried it under the sand fool another brilliant lamar davis production [ __ ] you hey excuse me homie can you tell me where berto beach house is no no me i cannot man would you come on actually yeah it's that house right there with the yellow stairs yeah good looking at home appreciate it man get your stupid ass on damn why don't you ask him if he knows the [ __ ] owner or better yet do some skywriting it reads there's a couple [ __ ] here about to boost some cars in case somebody didn't realize see what you don't realize that we ain't boosting this [ __ ] is legit business legit oh yeah i forgot huh 401ks tax returns and all yeah right you don't want all pumped up on doing this lick [ __ ] i'm getting my money in the hood i'm straight fool i'm cool you cool cool what slinging dope and throwing up gang signs yeah right whatever homie yeah homie this the spin knot right here your boy simeon wasn't [ __ ] man get your ass in here bring your ass fool always trying to boss somebody kid for real homie damn this [ __ ] got robo roofing everything [ __ ] he should have paid the nizzo man you got a grind to keep that [ __ ] now it's back on us hell yeah i want to see what it do hey hit me on the speaker phone no it's like that show homie what you gonna slow the road for dawg move over so the traffic can flow through whatever [ __ ] i'll let something flow through your ass oh god ain't too sure that joke works dawg oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] the one time be cool fool we got the paperwork whatever you explain that [ __ ] i see you at the dealership explain that [ __ ] my ass i don't get you bro you are a racist and i don't like you and i will not sell you this card i will not you make my skin crawl you neo-nazi yeah you are all the same you're disgusting this racist insulted me hey what's up bro what are you calling a [ __ ] no no i'm not calling nobody a [ __ ] wait what the [ __ ] i i mean n word i i that that's not cool man i don't say that you're [ __ ] right and you better keep it right cause this man right here he's an international businessman a multiculturalist that i could not have said better myself ah but seriously maybe he's not a racist but i don't think that he is man enough for a car like this wait wait a second this guy right here you know give him a hype that's a real man's car i think you are right lamar you get a tax rebate i understand money is an issue huh money isn't an issue this is the best part why is this when he reeled him and he gonna get all this full of money wasn't it look man i gotta go hey samia i'm out i'll holler at you homie what's up can a lot come up in your crib man [ __ ] you i see you at work oh [ __ ] don't hate me cause i'm beautiful [ __ ] maybe you got rid of that old yee ass haircut you got you get some [ __ ] on your dick oh better yet maybe tanisha call your dog ass if she ever stop [ __ ] with that brain surgeon the lawyer she [ __ ] with [ __ ] what [Music] okay baby i'll see you at the thang you here i was on the phone boy don't be listening god damn free load shift canadian up has turned the hearthstone very natural paradise golf clubs sprinkler systems beautiful roofs and hydroelectrical dams filled with happy families and all the glamour of plywood oh this place really is paradise gordon silly me and don't forget hey what's up samia my dear boy so good to see you so good hold me yeah look man look we've been working together for about a few months now right which is why i am very honored to announce to you that you are employee of the month huh anyway congratulations it wasn't easy picking a winner yeah me lamar your nephew sacha with the twitch look man it's been a real honor homie but i gotta move forward in my life it seems like all i do is let people tell me what to do and i do it and nothing changes i tell you what my boy you tell me exactly what you want and i will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be what today is repossessing vehicles that fools have purchased at exorbitant interest rates but tomorrow together i never had a black son but if i did i want him to be just like you knock knock us hello franklin here has been awarded employee of the month you [ __ ] with me right man we both being [ __ ] with dogs knock it off man for real after all the [ __ ] work i put in man man [ __ ] this employee of the month [ __ ] homie i'm sitting up here trying to you mean [ __ ] this employee in a month [ __ ] man when it's some [ __ ] to be one goddamn it i want it i don't give a [ __ ] what it is you know what i'm talking about i take no prisoners i go hard doing this [ __ ] big dog big nuts when names is on the [ __ ] board i want to see my name at the top of that [ __ ] next to it and need to say winner maybe next month huh then [ __ ] next month simon what about today i demand a retrial today is nothing just a bike hasn't made the payment at all some kid at vespucci beach his name is esteban jimenez is he in a gang curiously enough i did not inquire when he bought the bike we got work to do uh employee of the month [ __ ] you and come on he's about a yes master ass [ __ ] man ain't this about a [ __ ] ain't no [ __ ] bike in here man no [ __ ] [ __ ] hola amigos hola eso so you're trying to creep up in here man yeah you saw this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] my mother [ __ ] [ __ ] come on down everybody come on hey [ __ ] i would have just got my ass beat over a [ __ ] gun fight [Music] oh [ __ ] he down take the bike and meet me at the car wash round away man i can't hang with your ass for a while bro you a psychopath you don't finally [ __ ] lost it [ __ ] that's that apache blood in me homie lucky i ain't do a flying tomahawk and scalp they [ __ ] ass we can't repo the assets of a dead man big sitting chief [ __ ] [ __ ] and we ain't going to neither [ __ ] i'm gonna keep this [ __ ] for myself tell simeon we couldn't recover you [ __ ] tell him you [ __ ] [ __ ] boy i am his mentor i am so proud of you what do you mean a mentor don't worry about that okay so what you got for me james de santa some kid he is already late on his payments and i have this bad feeling that he will do more damage to the car than we can get back from him in the exorbitant interest rate payments huh just go and get it the house is on um uh hamstead uh of eclipse it's an suv some rockford hills daddy's boy nonsense don't worry about it try to bring the car back in good condition huh gotcha don't worry about it it's so good to see you my boy hey good luck in the law school that's a nine millimeter semi-automatic pushed against your skull huh don't look around you just keep driving where you're going that the place yeah just the place man whoa drive into it right through the [ __ ] window and fast or i'll put two rounds in the back of your skull and do it myself man you can't be for real i look like a [ __ ] joke to you man [ __ ] my life man [ __ ] shitty situations dog franklin what the [ __ ] are you doing mr samuel that's not exactly how it looks i always trump big for a job well done get out of here kid you [ __ ] you recognize this car huh does it look like it's worth five grand a month to you you [ __ ] racist i'll tell you something this thing's gonna need some serious body work for it's worth five grand a month ah he agreed to financing i have his signature yeah they agree to have some funk break into my [ __ ] house that kid might be a [ __ ] idiot but you are a fraudulent scumbag piece of [ __ ] oh don't make me have to come back here you're such a [ __ ] dictator why the [ __ ] not he is not staying the night [Music] i wasn't really serious about that what you're here whatever sit you're not gonna rob me again man i never robbed you that was just a repossession okay you call it whatever you want to call it i really don't care what can i do for you [ __ ] i just came by to see if there's something i can help you with i see you doing well for yourself i'm retired ain't you a big young for the pipe slippers and staring at a [ __ ] sunset you know i've been in this game for a lot of years i got out alive that makes me the right age [Music] you look like a good kid but if you want my advice give this [ __ ] up you work hard screw over everybody that you love hurt rob kill indiscriminately and maybe just maybe if you're lucky you become a three-bit gangster it's [ __ ] go to college and you can rip people off and get paid for it it's called capitalism so what i saw the other day was like when a corpse briefly reanimates itself and terrorizes everyone right what you saw the other day was a guy dealing with pests i guess i never saw myself as just a [ __ ] pest well and today's lesson's all about humility tomorrow we try a training montage by training what nothing i was just lost in an 80s movie fantasy yeah i could see you spend a lot of time there as much as i can so that's why you hearing vinewood then right maybe i'm here because i'm just an idiot who thinks that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing what the [ __ ] you're doing on this earth jesus man you a good time you know that i'll tell you what least i can do is buy you that beer there's a little bar i like it's not too far from here let's go all right man i'm following you oh there there there it is that's my boat you're both in a [ __ ] hurry man yeah well we'll catch em you're all over the place you little [ __ ] you better hope she's still seaworthy remind me not to come to you preparing to fight so you sure you're good yeah i got this all right oh i'm gonna come up front get out and walk around it's okay i can just climb over look man i'm gonna get the ride fixed man and drop it back off at your house along with this dude it's all good though man you gonna get your head right all right all right listen thanks for today i appreciate it you stop back out to the house we'll talk ugh you see sure man hey sorry we didn't get your boat man yeah come on man let's trick this whip homie so like since we're both unemployed like we could run together you know yeah i think about it homie or or we could just like choppy you know play darts or get our drink on strip clubs come on dude i get real crazy yeah i got your number [ __ ] i needed man but uh hey you know what man go easy on your pops dawg all right all right church exactly man my brother from another mother i mean i i hope so cause my mom was kind of a skank back in the day see ya yeah whatever homie peace what the [ __ ] is wrong with you tanya ain't nothing wrong with me [ __ ] [ __ ] well your ass don't look too good where the [ __ ] is jb smoking and what about you i mean you know i quit you know what i'm saying almost yeah whatever jb look jb gonna lose everything he gonna lose the house you know what i'm saying the business everything and you his cousin [ __ ] you said you was gonna help my cousin whatever if that's how you feel what the [ __ ] do i know about towing cars look it's easy if jb can do it you can do it for [ __ ] sake come on i'ma show you come on [ __ ] all right dude [ __ ] it's been everything hey man tracy yo amanda amanda you better not be not in my house [ __ ] you michael go away i'm paying that turd 150 bucks an hour to [ __ ] my wife in my own bed michael go away oh i'm sorry bro she said you had an arrangement you and i are gonna have an arrangement i'm gonna arrange your [ __ ] funeral i'm really sorry bro i'll comp this session i promise you are dead man [ __ ] dad come here [ __ ] man hey you stop it what's up man get out of my way michael calm down what the [ __ ] is going on nothing happened it was a misunderstanding she [ __ ] up brick in my bed [ __ ] it wasn't like that you [ __ ] it i'm in let's roll let's get this [ __ ] just don't kill him there's a winch in the back of the truck tied a cable to one of those supports up there you finna pull this deck down hey that prick pulled my marriage down man you really gonna be this [ __ ] dramatic yeah whatever i told you i caught the session bud but there were a lot of freaking sessions bud i'm thinking you were working on more than just her backhand mandy's backhand has come a long way bro but sometimes it's got to get worse to get better yeah well maybe i should come up there and practice my backhand on your face but your negative energy is seriously bringing me down oh i hope it is bud we hooked up man you come into my house take my money and nail my wife are you [ __ ] kidding me i'm gonna stick up my hand and say that was uncool bud my bad seriously how [ __ ] magnanimous may i please offer you my applause you [ __ ] [ __ ] ah [ __ ] a let's see how he liked that whoa man [ __ ] [ __ ] him and [ __ ] his deck hey thanks for the help out there today kid i had no idea was gonna get that hot [ __ ] pulling houses off the hillside show has a weird way of [ __ ] with people yeah well i thought i was through with all that [ __ ] i don't know what the hell's going on oh [ __ ] i think we're about to find out you know who i am do you know who i am do you now are you you i think so good i know who you are i know where you live who are you i'm frankly licensed no franklin maybe help mr de santa here who am i i think martin madrazo good boy now maybe give him a little of a background man mr madrazzo mr madrazo is a legitimate businessman who was wrongfully accused of running a mexican-american gang and a narcotic ring but the charges would drop because of the witnesses came up missing smart kid now michael got a question for you did you pull an architectural significant modernist wonder home down the hillside in vinewood hills i thought the owner was banging my wife well that was a strange house for a tennis coach ah how does it think it's straight clearly yeah well natalia will need a hotel while you finance the rail belt won't she sure good and i'm guessing here that the rebuild uh will be somewhere in the 2.5 million range of course great that's nice [Music] come on man damn you i never better so what now looks like i'm gonna have to postpone my retirement [ __ ] oh man i'm mortgaged up to my eyeballs look i only know one way to make money i'm gonna have to give an old friend a call lester i think he's in town somewhere i'm gonna have to track him down just give me a little alone time all right all right though hello is this still the number for lester crest who's asking who's asking who's asking you're awful cagey [Music] even for a dead man michael ooh you don't sound good buddy tactful and charming even in death hey come see me old friend i'm living in los santos just like you marietta heights whoa whoa wait hey how do you hello you [ __ ] [ __ ] you lester you gonna let me in or what give me a minute [Music] i was wondering when you'd show up i was dead praise be guess you weren't very dead you need my help how do you know cause you came here why else would you i haven't been a good friend for you lester i know that and you're gonna make it up to me by doing whatever i ask or rather i i mean i need something done you need to know something so why not help each other i got to make some dough so you're back in the game i guess look lester about what happened before i know you never mentioned my name i know i'm not on any lists anywhere i know you never betrayed me as for you you got to figure that i never told anyone that instead of gently decomposing in north yankton you're angrily decomposing in los santos with a shrink and a wife who don't love you no more yeah yeah well since you put it like that shut up a minute i'm getting an ifind alert that little college boy sack of [ __ ] phony [ __ ] who jay norris yes that [ __ ] is a lying bastard i've read his [ __ ] emails he's a [ __ ] cheat i heard him say that he saved america what by outsourcing all the jobs by selling us little bits of plastic restricted access [ __ ] well now it's payback time you lying turd what the hell are you talking about you are about to get that white-collar gig that you always dreamed of mikey here take this uh fashionably retro weird for a 45 year old man but i cannot let go of the 1980s bag and dress yourself up like a billionaire math genius with low-level asperger's you better be ready for the minor glitch of your repulsive pseudo-messianic life okay lester get out of here call me when you're ready we are about to put the darwinism back in social darwinism and brother it is gonna be fun you [ __ ] kidding me i'm a bank robber not a web designer so we'll go robbing soon i'll find something just like the old days ah excuse me i got this interview at this tech company i'm thinking i need something i don't know geeky youthful lost your job and the world's moved on huh that's too bad i didn't lose my job of course got too old got outsourced same thing happened to my dad now you gotta fit in with a different generation what about a vest and some cargo shorts hey hey oh great ugh pm's pushing for more functionality but we are maxed i mean if anything we have to strip features especially if we plan on releasing a fully priced update a year later oh my you know yeah well you know you got to do what you got to do you know i mean we're talking beta in q4 maybe q3 look milestones are one thing but when design is changing its mind seemingly overnight there's not much you can do about it my union allocated smoke break spout up so wait a minute do i know you yeah i think so i i t temp right yeah you know you gotta do something for me ah you gotta put it in a ticket ah no i'd like to keep this one out of the database if you know what i mean here you go if you guys let me use the os i requested this wouldn't be a problem and that should do it why don't you try and keep things strictly safe for work from now on hey have you seen the prototype in the demo room when norris announces it at the keynote mines are gonna blow oh nice oh my god you guys are so lame no i'm watching famer shame the [ __ ] [Music] the most racist guy in america ladies and gentlemen please welcome mr jay norris to the stage [Applause] hey this company has come a long way since we started it in my parents pool house in east carraway today you're about to witness a new phase full on weapons grade red alert world domination we have put a billion people's private data in the public domain and we have milked every penny we could in the process we have one of the youngest workforces in the world an average age of only 14.4 years that's not just impressive it's revolutionary today right here we are about to make the next step prepare to witness the future [Applause] the life invader mobile device yes we've invented something no one else has ever thought of a small personal computerized device now you're going to be able to stay docked 24 7. on the bus you can dock on the subway stay docked you can be adopted at home and at the same time you're talking with some kids at the public pool [Applause] we went to the guys at fruit computers and we told them we wanted to make our hardware as compatible as possible but you know what they're not interested in sharing their technology so we went and made it compatible anyway now you can dock your life invader to an iphone phone or any other device and it'll take all the data off it and reformat it into life invader friendly information at around this point in my presentation there was meant to be a call for my product team to introduce the device but we're experiencing some technical difficulties i hate to keep you waiting any longer but trust me it's worth it and don't worry i will fire several people for this oh hold on a second i think someone's trying to talk with me hello oh get security oh jesus whoa no no no no wow the hell is this place garment factory i needed a job that didn't require me to do anything apart from uh paying taxes okay listen what do you got the holy grail the union depository and they say it cannot be hit has it been yet look i just owe some mexican hood a couple million bucks because i wrecked his girlfriend's house i don't need to go crazy here which mexican martina thrazzo he's not supposed to be very nice oh when i met him he was charming [Laughter] so what do you think oh um i'll see you either we hit a bank in the sticks or we do a store which do you like well this door's usually easier but i gotta make a big take well gems it is then let's go to vangelico buy ourselves an engagement ring oh we're gonna need a crew i could round up some of the old guys there are no old guys moses ironically he found jesus all those irish crazies they mostly just disappeared that crew from the south they all went down there was a an eastern european guy making moves in liberty city but uh yeah he went quiet all right well we're gonna need a crew you got any contacts in ls or not i've been working with someone but they're too unpredictable i'll have to reach out to some other guys i need to pick up a little something for the woman in my life but one of them sir i'm sure we can help you tell me about her what's her taste cheap thank god and say my wife we're talking about i don't know i don't want to spend too much i'm thinking maybe ten grand our rings start at eight our pendants start at 12. all right so these things built to last or am i just paying for the evangelical logo here no no no we use perfect clarity jewels 18 karat gold 950 platinum nothing but the best all right i think you just made a sale i'm gonna take a look around think about it come back to you baby don't go anywhere i understand okay thank you sir you got it here are the photos my workers have their uses okay let me set this up nice to see the methods ever changed well you gotta figure out what we're doing somehow all the crews the rolls prep work don't leave evidence behind on a hard drive so yeah the uh methods don't change right not for a pro well mapping out the options showing you all the angles that's my area of professional expertise but making decisions that is your domain my friend here okay i'll look into how you can find a tag team and get their weapons and i'll be in touch oh yes that's good good i'll call you when everything's ready you'll need to pitch it to the guys whoa what my rep don't count for nothing no more you're a dead man michael i'll call you but you know what it's getting to be a bit much i have no idea how you code of course i go i'm a woman ain't that the truth but girl i've done all that i can do but you know how boys are wait a minute oh girl hey how much further we ain't even going five yards yet i know i'm just asking this is spirit walking exercises body and soul it's all the rage we are women and women free freedom we are women we are waiting here damn f is that your auntie yeah thank god i missed her crazy ass she's spirit walking this [ __ ] now man that's just her attempts hey don't be talking [ __ ] about your auntie man she got i mean she cool as a [ __ ] man come on come with me we gotta go pick up some [ __ ] from around the corner man we can walk and talk at the same time my [ __ ] why the [ __ ] we can't drive around the block with chop you need to walk with your fat ass yeah okay you tall linky son of a [ __ ] what's up bo ain't you little lady this cousin yeah damn you short witty i was just saying i was trying to highlight you ain't hollering at nothing over here why's it gotta be like that i'm an og n-o-g so what so the [ __ ] what [ __ ] a million oh geez well [ __ ] how about i put one of these little x pills up your ass crack next thing you know you're gonna be begging for it that's disgusting what's happening now d man ain't no fun if the gangsters can't have none man [ __ ] you mark i ain't sharing no ass to cgs ain't nobody sharing nothing man shut the hell up [ __ ] you [ __ ] man [ __ ] y'all i ain't there a law against you marquez gangster's insignia man's wearing [ __ ] oh so what's up now [ __ ] you snitching or something oh [ __ ] ass [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] [Music] you in here [Music] you scared the dogs [ __ ] oh [ __ ] screw that dog man don't hump him bite his ass chop get it shut the [ __ ] up hey man get over here oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] man i ain't got no people to cgf cause maybe we doing our own thing what the [ __ ] hey lamora davis is that you [ __ ] [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up just get in yeah that's you [ __ ] idiot i thought i had no feet man hey man get this [ __ ] dog right [ __ ] you the [ __ ] you better watch out for the ball if they gonna be on you now the cops gonna be on your ass too yeah i ain't worried about it i'm a [ __ ] gangster you know how i do i can take care of my sizzle no the [ __ ] you kids ain't [Music] [Applause] hello i don't want to know frankly what the [ __ ] i mean what the hell going on here wait a minute franklin what are you doing here i live here this half my house too so you say anyway magenta is reinvigorating my femininity so make yourself scarce boy go go with pleasure oh goodness and stay out of trouble yeah yeah i bet you ain't no more of a man than me i hear that gangster [ __ ] [ __ ] look who's bizarre man oh no no show some respect here [ __ ] the man they couldn't hold down his back come on now damn man i got to spend my day with another middleweight fool trying to recapture his you what'd this fool just say i missed you dawg oh oh you missed me huh no i ain't missed you you ask her to stay gone for good so i [ __ ] your girl mugged your mom and better yet i ain't thought about your ass and you you got jokes now huh hey but i see you doing well for yourself check that on out [ __ ] i'm doing just fine that's what i hear but i know some sweet boys up in the pen that got bigger balls than you you've been doing your time looking at sweet boy balls yeah it's good to have confirmation this funny [ __ ] while you keep hanging around this clown l shake this fool we from the same set stretch why why y'all [ __ ] can't get along y'all been doing this [ __ ] for years man you know what dog it's good you back home glad you here missed you boy and you definitely got hit up inside hit up hey hey yo [ __ ] i know little [ __ ] like you've been turned out on the daily talking about being hit up [ __ ] i swear man you ain't got no [ __ ] respect [ __ ] i got respect for reality reality all right all right you keep thinking that just keep thinking that [ __ ] [ __ ] you gonna get yours [ __ ] you i swear man come on man cool out chill man this [ __ ] get on my goddamn nerve [ __ ] get on my nerves too man part of the [ __ ] charm man elf come on man let's just bust a move man you gonna drive or what driveway pick up this heat [ __ ] why business [ __ ] you know business come on y'all [ __ ] act like girl [ __ ] not me [ __ ] what up we got that [ __ ] [ __ ] with a paper head [ __ ] i'm talking about boo cool more dates what's up boy everything cool come on man what the [ __ ] man you was just kidnapping this [ __ ] oh come on dog don't really recognize real dee my [ __ ] just got out crossing lines did some time with some of your faults hey look this ain't about you man what you know these [ __ ] done what the [ __ ] this trick talking about man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah somebody said they put a [ __ ] on tv man about some gang intervention [ __ ] hey this ain't the police daughter some ballers [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] ass ballers shut the [ __ ] up hell no [ __ ] you sounding more and more like a snee i itch every day hell nah [ __ ] i sound like somebody trying to make some paper and not get killed he's a hook ass [ __ ] i told you go toss a sally stretch mark ass [ __ ] what are you doing i used to love you tony how dare you point that thing at me stop with the emotions you don't love me you love what [Music] [Music] the [ __ ] you doing nothing really because i keep hearing her mad for like this [Music] go watch your linear entertainment go watch porn just go away [ __ ] [ __ ] you what the [ __ ] disrespectful little [ __ ] i can't believe you did that that's my tv you don't talk to me like that i can't believe you mom was right about you you don't know any better and you can't help it but you're an [ __ ] yeah why don't you do something then besides just stand there why don't you hit me is that what you want to be hit by your son yeah no i just want you to do something besides sit there eating yeah great thanks for the [ __ ] guidance dad it means a lot wait i'm just trying to help you yeah well nothing says i love you like smashing my [ __ ] tv nothing at all [Music] i'm sorry i just wish we could do things together yeah what things i don't know uh go for walks play ball you know i have bad glands bike ride then bike ride you want to go on a [ __ ] bike ride fine fine let's go on a [ __ ] bike ride looks like you're buying your own tv you know this is real nice dad bonding good times yeah yeah i'm giving him my best shot come on we're having fun right you wouldn't know fun if it sat on your face ah come on i mean why do i have to hold your hand through this whole midlife crisis [ __ ] and why don't you stick your nose up tracy's butt sometime because tracy doesn't buy cars she can't afford so that thugs break in our house tracy doesn't get kidnapped or destroy my yacht well that's just because she's too busy getting [ __ ] by dudes to get on tv you don't talk about your sister that way well i'm sorry but it's true i mean according to her life invader page she's hanging out with producers and porno guys this afternoon what are you talking about actually it's all happening right out there what that boat that makes yours look like a refugee raft you know the kind of boat the one that makes a young impressionable girl drop her pants and spread her legs this is the reason you brought me here isn't it you [ __ ] ah dad wait [Music] dad you're embarrassing me these are my friends yeah you're embarrassing her dude they're shooting porno here they shoot porno all over town mom rented our house to them last summer yeah man you got to kill her padma isn't it awesome let's go those walls could talk you think i do it hey hey you're such a jerk come on dad you dumbass these guys are serious yeah i was so much talking to the seat of my [ __ ] boat oh [ __ ] get on now i'm about to skin you alive god damn it go he's the [ __ ] [ __ ] okay he smashed my tv and he took me to the beach the beach with my skin so what you sent about to spoil my day too i didn't know that he was gonna come get you i just told him where you were you know he got that crazy look in his eyes you know like he gets sometimes and he just went i'm getting a calf coming with you how about i just drive us home you ruined my life all right i want to say thanks for being a part of our little operation we're all professionals we all know the score we're going to execute the plan we're going to move quick and we're going to keep cool anybody gets pinched this meeting never took place we don't know each other is that clear now we've looked very very carefully at the plans we considered something more complicated but given the location the weakness of staffing and the exit points we believe that a more simple plan will work best we're going to hack in disable security and waltz right in through the front door the security guard should be to our left we neutralize him 15 seconds later you come in i want extreme pressure applied to the staff the customers are to be calmly subdued i want one guy on crowd control while you and i empty out the merchandise from the cabinets we're in and out in 90 seconds guys franklin will handle your getaway i'm leaving on foot any questions good luck everyone let's go this is it let's move go get the gentlemen bikes is your moment please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing on the floor now but for the last time move it they get the [ __ ] out my face you forget a thousand things every day pal make sure this is one of them i'll see you at the river go f let's do this [Music] lester's waiting for us at the lockup all right people we need to split up they're gonna be looking for a crew i'll wire your cuts when the rocks have been sold that [ __ ] was crazy dog so what now we get out of here keep our heads down hey you did good kid what'd i tell you lester huh mm-hmm all right look everybody take off hey franklin listen lester and i got some things we got to clean up i want you to stop by the house a little later on we'll celebrate all right all right okay oh man we're back in action oh there you are i feel like we haven't seen each other in forever you want to have some dinner later i'd love to but you know yoga waits for no one another time oh hey there you are what's cracking so we all good hell yeah we all good we did yeah you [ __ ] a right we did so here's the shot lester's offloading the gems he knows a guy get us 50 cents on the dollar well we might actually have a little spending money left after we pay off that psychotic mexican [ __ ] cheers so that's that right i hope so the whole job everything about it anyone who knows your file what is wrong with you davey long time no see and what about trevor if that fruitcake realizes no no finds out you're alive you are d-o-n-e [ __ ] don't worry about trevor trevor's dead it's got to be besides i didn't have nothing to do with it whatever the hell it is you're talking about huh really the criminals are believed to escape with millions of dollars worth of jets albert story had a lucky escape when the thieves ran straight into it yeah i was just doing my job and i say to this guy hey you gotta move these bikes i don't know anything about that that was pretty scary back to you in the studio you want to get lit now sugar trevor baby you want to you want to smoke up now don't do it johnny don't do it trevor you be with my girl again i'm speaking with you [ __ ] don't do it johnny i told him trevor i told him we all get high we all get high but that don't make it right leave it the crystal has got to be but don't make it right don't make nothing right not what you've done with me i'm telling johnny leave it i ain't leaving nothing trevor i'm talking to you [ __ ] are you what are you saying [ __ ] my girl man it's wrong oh i gotta [ __ ] someone you want me to [ __ ] you instead is that the problem here take off your pants cowboy all right let's let's [ __ ] you think this is funny get them off i told him to leave it trevor i told him leave it leave it shut up ron i'm about to [ __ ] me a method ain't i cowboy get my boy sucked from his toothless gums [ __ ] you trevor oh i still love her all right cowboy hey i know hey come on i don't mean nothing by it man i just i know lester i know cowboy it's okay man you're [ __ ] [ __ ] who the [ __ ] are you speaking to who who i'm talking to you huh you [ __ ] honey next time don't get in my [ __ ] face i just saw a [ __ ] ghost and i gotta hear your crap get up get up [ __ ] you then [Laughter] hey you seen ashley johnny's looking for well you know as a matter of fact i just did just 10 minutes ago yeah i saw her on the end of this penis here johnny ain't gonna be cool if you messing with her again oh really well you don't think so huh well why don't we just ask him then huh hey hey cowboy you mind that i [ __ ] your old lady sorry what was that well no no no you don't mind oh because you're a dead man and the only sentient party on the left is this little bit of brain and the gristle on the end of my boat well thank you very much cowboy [ __ ] oh i like it denial that is first part of the grieving process brothers now let's all hold hands huh well looks like you got something you want to say huh you got something you need to say this better be [ __ ] oh where are you guys going huh let's go ladies if that van takes us back to the camp this area ain't gonna have a biker problem much longer oh the band's got to pass but the guys on bikes can go did you see the look on their faces we scared them didn't we oh sharp left slow it down i can't see us taking out all the fighters they're way out front trying my patience you keep left we might be able to jump across there [Music] do we know where you're going yet i got a feeling yeah but we got to make sure once you know you could drop me and wade at the trailer maybe bring chef to finish that we do this now ron all of us all righty root now we just sit on this guy till he gets to them i gotta say third place oh where are we oh look look we're pulling up you did it trevor they're stopping watch the entrance boys no one leaves without my express beat permission trevor i wasted good smoke on you people step right up step right here he is let's wake him up what with the truck no come on ortega runs the whole county don't anymore oh this is the [ __ ] my soggy friend you are out of business the lost mc are out of business the guns and crank in this area go through trevor phillips enterprise or they ain't going saying something don't make it true think about it oh that feels better get out of the car ron any time to think run oh thanks you're still banned what about these two whoever wins gets banned [Applause] he's one ban him yeah i can't ban him he's my goddamn husband he's young enough to be your son ain't the internet a beautiful thing honey anyway i saved your husband now get me a drink i got a meeting okay but any more bodies turn up in my bar i swear i will not serve you mr phillips ah there he is yes mr chang pleasure to meet you no i am mr chang's humble translator mr chang now what's up mother sin funner you speak spanish speak it to each other mr tao chung is pleased to meet your acquaintance oh yeah he seams it live invader i'm out no don't go please i beg you if you go his father killed me why do i give a [ __ ] you don't but we heard that trevor phillips corporation is serious business we pay good price things work out we partner make big money i'm rushing well let me show you the operation [ __ ] trevor we ain't got long whoa whoa whoa manner chef these are our guests all right we got mr chang and his humble servant hey [Laughter] nice to meet you trevor we ain't got long till they get here everything in its time all right gentlemen please come check out the storage facilities go on now nice right ample room inside mr cheng please sir if you will let me out tour we'll recommend shortly gentlemen should we get the guns yes chef help me i knew we were having visitors what did that little spring clean time to recommence the tour gentlemen i think we have seen quite enough okay so that should have me adorable i'll swing by and sign the contracts all right just ignore the bodies hey trevor are we still gonna cook that batch [ __ ] yeah okay what's going on ron they were here for you here for you who was here then bikers after you killed johnny k and they damage my stuff huh they smash up my home damage my soul look at this this this this this this statue here of impotent rage this [ __ ] meant more to me than johnny came in to anyone and they smashed it those pathetic midlife crisis hog riding shaven-headed fruity leather trapped wearing [ __ ] [ __ ] they're [ __ ] trevor they are they're tap wearing [ __ ] wait wait wait you little [ __ ] oh whoa whoa hey michael [ __ ] townley right [ __ ] wife two kids 45 find them no saint joe she's a big big place trevor there's lots of people you are [ __ ] useless huh find out who did that [ __ ] robbery all right and if michael townley lives there or anyone matching his description i'm gonna kill you and your [ __ ] cousin am i being clear now yes trevor thank you wait now smile yeah uh-huh all right that's better run along all right now ron shall we go i cannot believe that they [ __ ] destroyed my statue of impotent rage the cheek huh the [ __ ] cheek of it place loaded up with crates trevor just like you said rest of the guns must be on the plane down the end of the runway [ __ ] this one free you permanent jump pricks suppose there's room for a passenger i told my contact to meet us just off the coast hey there's a bike i am aware of this i think that was adequate restitution for my impotent rage statue that was a mighty fine statue trap that was a mighty fine piece of plastic [ __ ] but there is no price for emotional attachment i mean you might forgo your cut to uh alleviate my heartache i might yeah i mean i will good idea we don't have time to dwell on that now because we got more runs ron if there is one thing that they need south of that big fence it is guns trevor phillips industries technical expertise managerial innovations unstoppable oh that's right now go i need to meditate or masturbate you sure as [ __ ] are one dumb ignorant white trash hillbilly wallace you're damn right chang spreadsheet let's head outside and talk terms quite in gentlemen i think i have proved that my organization can handle weight and i think i've proved that my organization is a reliable supplier in short it's you and me now give me some of that goddamn ax i'm afraid we want to go down a different path what we want to explore other opportunities from our boss mr chang's father wants something a little larger we want to move drugs perhaps guns this is my life's work i mean since i was a little kid i dreamt big you know i've always wanted to be a international drug dealer and a weapons trader all right so i'm begging you let's make this happen i'm very sorry you're sorry you're [ __ ] sorry i just spilled my [ __ ] guts out to you and you say to me you're sorry who are you working with huh who i'm not at liberty to say oh no no no you're at [ __ ] liberty in fact i'd say you are obliged who [ __ ] the o'neill brothers the o'neill brothers huh yeah you [ __ ] me no cause those [ __ ] o'neill brothers i hear a little birdie telling me that they have a bit of a problem since one of them's gonna have to be surgically removed from the skull of the other [ __ ] you guys and [ __ ] them jesus in heaven jesus i just spoke to that maniac trevor he's coming get down to the meth lab to protect it i hope he don't get through these idiots but we know they're idiots come on let's go see them chinese fellas burn you disrespectful pricks get back here you're not even hidden have you got it i've been trying trevor i've been trying come on over here all right i ain't gonna hit you i've been trying i know i know i thought you said you weren't gonna hit me i thought you said you were gonna find [ __ ] michael townley there's two michael townley living in ls one is 83 and the other one is at kindergarten i asked a teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe but she threatened to call the cops i ain't no move lester trevor shut up before i molest you all right now is there anything else i i look through the phone directory i did find a michael desanta about the right age married with two kids what's his wife's name amanda amanda yeah you're a genius you [ __ ] come on come here don't you ever not tell me things i want to know sorry trevor ron you little bastard get out here we're going to los santos are we not you me and wade what about me you're ceo of trevor phillips enterprises find us some business so that we can make some money and tidy my [ __ ] up let's go wait come on i'm driving you can jerk me off if i get bored i'm joking you can suck me off are we gonna stop for ice cream the asshole's here they slipped ice took a hold of this whole place you're lost you are not forgotten brothers we'll find that [ __ ] so michael this is where dead men come back to life it's been nearly 10 years but you'll keep for another day or so old friend you [ __ ] [ __ ] i grieved for you you weren't even [ __ ] dead you were my best friend well guess who's coming to [ __ ] on your doorstep you [ __ ] floyd it's me way who me wade your cousin who your cousin [ __ ] he's coming to visit you you're rude [ __ ] now get up off the floor and fix me a [ __ ] drink oh you wait i heard you was off smoking mess somewhere no not somewhere here he's gonna smoke meth here give me a [ __ ] lighter you can't smoke here okay this is my girlfriend's place she's at a business conference you can't smoke here and you can't stay here how's it going cousin it's been a while yeah i ain't seen you since you was called in evelyn's bed a guy would never prove you gotta go both of you my girlfriend she'd kill me if she knew i had guests it's not much of a girlfriend if you don't like your family now would you get me a [ __ ] drink i'm not going to ask you again oh yeah okay wait i ain't got no booze then you go out and [ __ ] get me something you go too all right okay [ __ ] there you are you little [ __ ] are you looking for this new very funny you know you're a real [ __ ] what did you just [ __ ] say to me stop it you two you're ruining my [ __ ] yoga somebody say yoga trevor michael hey it's good to see you man um yeah i bet it is of course i'm not the one that's been resurrected ain't this grand yeah well i got in a bit of an awkward situation hmm you're telling me bro yeah one of those fake your own deaths to your best buddy and then run off with the doe and then live in a big mansion awkward situations it's one way of looking at it yeah do you have any other ways of looking at it cause i am all out it was a long time ago man i've been in witness protection i still am that's great that's great i'm sorry i'm sorry where are my manners right amanda it is good to see you i missed you you used to be fatter why another nice new tits by the way jimmy you you used to be thinner but yeah i can't blame you who are you namaste i'm fabienne uh good lord where's tracy where's your sister jim i'm she's um she's uh she's trying out for tv she's what yeah she's auditioning for fame or shame fame or shame the [ __ ] are you talking about you know it's that talent skills show she loves it you guys know that what's her talent dancing oh chris she's a horrible dancer michael she might disagree with you on that jesus christ what now now where um the maze bank arena little tracy being humiliated let's go we go get her we yeah we what are you gonna stand here and argue while your daughter becomes a national laughingstock huh you're worse than i thought now let's go come on all right come on you dip [ __ ] ah that host man he's like any closeted tv presenter bitter ass [ __ ] vinegar where the [ __ ] are they hello sir may i please have your names where the [ __ ] is tracy townley huh tracy [ __ ] de santa [ __ ] screw that where the [ __ ] laszlo yeah that was really all right it's the auditions fame or shame season 14 right here in vinewood san andreas coming up next it's tracy de santa judges tracy de sansa yes hi all right tracy's a dancer but she also likes acting modeling and working with children that's that's beautiful you're so original like a basket full of puppies or a rainbow or a pile of puke who are these clowns that's my dad and trevor two dads great wow very san andreas what are you guys doing here yeah what are you doing here okay i'm back relax chill make yourself at home he's got a little show to do here okay three two one all right it's fame or shame for tracy desanta security security what you [ __ ] up big guy [Music] come here little [ __ ] hey hey guys you run out of batteries huh i didn't mean anything by it all right oh yeah well that little girl sat on my lap when she was two years old and i swore to god that i would rip the [ __ ] skin off anyone who [ __ ] wronged her look i'm just a dumb a-list celebrity trying to entertain america okay i got a lot of stuff going on right now dude besides you trying to kill me now i got multiple sexual harassment lawsuits plus i'm an addict all right and i've relapsed i can't stop jacking dude i jack it in traffic what's your talent uh-huh i mean aside from love and sex dude haven't you seen my show it's not live it's not funny that's my genius i got no [ __ ] talent you clearly ain't being humble t you proved your point yeah this is your daughter you should be wanting to rip the [ __ ] ponytail off the back of this guy's head and you huh pants oh okay there you go i'm all right what are you doing now i want you to dance sexy celebrity mm-hmm i mean i need music or are you trying to [ __ ] annoy me huh i'll dance good all right all right now drop it like it's hot all right i want to see you get nice and low come on slower lower come on oh please don't kill me okay i'm supposed to be on a magazine cover next week all right all right come on get up take off go now before i change my mind i got it all on my camera you [ __ ] [ __ ] the world's gonna see your [ __ ] i'm going home how the [ __ ] did you do without me for nine years huh dave we need to talk i was about to tell you the same thing okay meet me at galileo observatory as soon as you can get there okay [Music] davey how you doing about as good as can be expected but the news is not good i don't know what you're talking about i know you did that [ __ ] jewelry job davey seriously you're imagining things [ __ ] you all right i did it arrest me you know what you'll be saving my life cause you called it [ __ ] what you called it trevor a couple days ago we haven't really talked about anything either but if no when he starts asking questions about why you're not feeding worms south of the canadian border oh we got problems yeah no [ __ ] we're in it together so if your problems are my problems then i guess that means that my problems are sort of your problems what if i lose my job someone comes into my office starts reading my files they'll see the things i did i know a lot of stuff i can cop a plea get five years but you [ __ ] you you ungrateful prick i made your career well and we better go about saving it together because you and i both know we can't let it go to [ __ ] now what do you need this guy ferdinand karemov the agency claims he's dead we at the bureau think they're full of crap we think he's being debriefed someplace so apparently he has information which will put me and my superiors out of circulation those agency [ __ ] have got the coroner's office locked down we need you to verify the body so how the hell am i going to get in here no you've played dead before haven't you have always kind of liked you call me when you wake up i'll tell you what to do what we got john doe white male overweight in his late 40s possible coronets let's take a peek the fat deposits on his hips and abdomen suggest a fondness for bleeder burgers see the broken oh jesus back from the dead [ __ ] come out hands in the air come on might be in the other room [Music] hey franklin what's going on you got to get out of town man i ain't exactly got nowhere to go well then take a trip a long trip what the [ __ ] is going on thanks all right look you remember i told you i know people feds who looked after me when i retired you did yeah i did i mean i think i did i don't know [ __ ] jesus christ franklin i got so many stories i can't even keep them straight i'm full of [ __ ] yeah but you're full of [ __ ] got me a lot of paper one score with you i made more money than i ever did hustling oh yeah i mean i'm a great thief but you know it's the other [ __ ] that i ain't got figured out so what's the deal man what's the deal with the bureau man this clown i mean he's okay guy [ __ ] [ __ ] sucker we did a deal a long time ago didn't go quite the way it was supposed to go wrong guy got killed so i had to go into kind of an informal witness protection program he helped me i didn't reveal secrets of his and everything was cool problem started when recently i became unretired i mean he shows up starts calling in favors telling me to do [ __ ] i mean look franklin i'm working for the [ __ ] vets oh [ __ ] man oh [ __ ] man yeah and that ain't even the worst part i ever tell you about trevor huh man i think so [ __ ] if you only think so then i wasn't being completely honest he's i don't hell walking on earth that's what he is well let's bury this [ __ ] oh yeah good luck with that [ __ ] i mean trevor and i got history complicated [ __ ] history look i've done a lot of things that i ain't proud of okay i never claimed to be an angel but you meet trevor franklin you'll swear i am an angel so what's the mood in man i don't know [ __ ] i'm just gonna you know try to play both sides you know until i can find a way out of this [ __ ] all right man look man you help me way i see it man the least i can do is help you it's a death sentence franklin man i i ain't trying to hear all that [ __ ] man if the bureau ain't gonna take you to court the [ __ ] just hustlers anyway and i ain't gonna let no [ __ ] cat think he's so [ __ ] crazy run me up a tree [ __ ] that hey you're a good kid franklin this means a lot to me like i told you i'm a terrific thief i'll find something for you big come on you better take off all right man i'm with you i'm a witch hey michael david well isn't this nice you didn't tell me we were double dating sorry guys this burning hunk of love is all mine brilliant steve haynes amigo but you probably knew that already sorry your name tag must have fallen off duh i love it i i got to remember to write that down and to shoot you in your head you annoying dick andreas taking notes this stuff whoa pure magic i should put it on my show have you seen my show you mean how to dress like a salesman on a cheap golf weekend at a third-rate country club so well done with our uh our friend mr k my pleasure uh i love helping our government wage war especially with itself but you made a mistake did i cupcake why don't you keep your [ __ ] voice down before i close your [ __ ] windpipe the joke stop now pal you will show me and my team some respect maybe you could define team for me is that just the three of you or the greater fib or the entire government because i'm tempted to argue that thus far we haven't shown a lot of your colleagues a whole lot of respect and why don't you start with me genius you got it we have received intel that they're keeping mr k at the local agency station i just dealt with that guy the agency is stepping up to questioning because of your moronic antics down at the corner's office we need to get him out of there before he blabs i did what agent norton said then i guess you getting involved with a clapped out old agent who's been living off of past glories was your first mistake you are my boy now amigo my career depends on this and that's very important to me so seen as we're all boys now that makes it important to you you'll run along kids see there you go dave you can teach an old dog new tricks let's go you know what you better keep a low profile yeah i think i will see you later who's that cagey [ __ ] huh no it's another cagey [ __ ] all right not you hey t enough with the full political [ __ ] franklin come on you better take off really [ __ ] i'm good i ain't barely whoa what am i detecting some uh some sort of uh son i never had [ __ ] here mikey huh hey listen if you want to replace some father figure you can do a lot better than this fat snake all right this [ __ ] would eat his own kids like i said franklin deranged yeah and best friend exactly that's trevor my best friend that's franklin the son i always wanted all right guys listen this is the shot i'm gonna do all the heavy lifting on this job okay trevor all i need you to do is fly me to the target franklin you're gonna cover me from across the street we're gonna make these [ __ ] happy and walk away from this thing clean got it i got you all right and we do this and they help us spring brat yeah we'll talk about brad later all right i gotta change i'm gonna grab a head start nice to meet you homie yeah whatever the government [ __ ] at last ah bite me let's go all right let's do this thing you [ __ ] around while i'm out there i'll climb back up this rope and strangle you with it yeah ah next i'll have this thing so far up your ass your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets oh you think we can't do that we can it's in our guidelines i don't know what you're talking about i install cinema equipment not surveillance grab his other arm no no no no no you think you're impenetrable oh see how you feel with this is 18 inches deep inside get the loop [ __ ] the lube let's dry dock him [Music] [ __ ] is this terminate him close this problem right now gag you use a little backup here get me this station team 36 flow i'm stopped get us out of looks like we've here the attention of their air unit let's go where are we to go easy honey thank you oh my gosh save me hey hey huh no no no no no no no no hey i said easy give the guy a break i will get out of this [ __ ] ha-ha in bed with the bureau and the new running buddy yeah he's more of a protege yeah what you're gonna teach him to be old before his time yeah to never grow up that seems like a good kid michael i look at this ah new city new set of problems but the idiots ah they stay the same yep i guess all right i'll see you later you better believe it buddy what is wrong with you smoking in my house you know ever since that psychotic pal of yours turned up you turn into an even bigger [ __ ] thank you your support in my difficult times means the world to me i've supported you i left everything to come here with you and still that crazy bastard turns up i'll handle it how i don't know oh you know what just keep him away from me and the children you low-life whoremongering ass wipe did someone say yoga no i think she said [ __ ] monitoring ass white hello fabian darling namaste amanda are we ready to practice yes oh yes she's very centered a regular oasis ability this one anger issues and worst friends no wonder i'm so upset you too please namaste we practice miguel join us please no please no no no the yoga is for sharing come come again come awesome so fab if you can make me as happy and mellow as my wife it'll be a job well [ __ ] done we are all on our own journeys michelle we have no doubts why is she driving a tank on hers perhaps to deal with your hostility michael now here is good we have the sun and the moon [Music] now we begin to put the [ __ ] to the earth yes we begin each sequence [Music] or mountain pose all right um this is gonna have to do now we will do something more complicated sometimes when i do this pose i weep uncontrollably for hours oh wow you feel that the emotion inside let it go michael join us yeah i'm about to feel some emotions all right remember children do not fear the unknown we are the unknown show us amanda i don't think michael's up to this hmm he may surprise you blank plank chaturanga jorda yeah feel that everything is flowing in me mike would you you have come a long way today mikhail yes later you will cry like a baby yeah right his chakras are completely blocked don't worry about him is it downward dog i'm glad we have helped with your impotence mikhail what'd you say your sexual energies have been blocked for too long back into my pelvis back backpack yes there you go oh oh oh yoga is the answer michelle but what is the question uh why am i such a [ __ ] we are leaving and we are never coming back good you are alone you pathetic psychopath ugh [ __ ] you hand it bony french [ __ ] yogi ah nice tv i pay for that yeah you smashed the other one didn't you all right come on i want to go for a ride i got to meet a friend all right so i'll go meet him with you come on i want to get out of the house i'm not going alone come on this is [ __ ] [ __ ] good to see you what are you turning tricks to pay for this [ __ ] huh hey who's the old man it's my dad oh all right mr desanto yeah you're the kid selling jimmy pot by the pound now jimmy bro your dad's funny man come on do this [ __ ] and let's get going oh yeah you got that other thing oh yeah yeah come on man what the [ __ ] jimmy just just hold on a second oh all right all right later on careful with that hey let's bounce bounce we're bouncing now is that what we're doing jesus [ __ ] christ no i'm stopping oh who's in that timeless vets have been using it for decades yeah and that's that ties me you're [ __ ] protecting you from yourself also i took money from your bank account and i'm moving out you're too crazy dad [Music] so [Music] oh oh foreign jimmy you little [ __ ] hello i'm back michael i think you've finally lost your mind your recent behavior and the company you've been keeping already had me very concerned [Music] now you've taken to attacking my fabian who is a close friend and then jimmy said you took drugs while driving them in your car we've decided to move out for a while you promised me you'd change and you haven't changed a bit i know you say i always act like i'm in a movie well this isn't that i think i'm gonna speak to a lawyer i'm just really confused please don't try to contact us and try not to get yourself killed amanda [ __ ] [Music] i say let you say right i say become a doctor you say become a patient i say who is that hello missy wow franklin you never told me that you had a sister i'm denise franklin's housemate and uh my mother's old dried up ass shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up here darling why don't you go get yourself something nice okay thank you it's this is seven dollars i said something nice not expensive you want to be a greedy [ __ ] cow huh no now get the [ __ ] out of here all right you men are all the same man what the [ __ ] you doing here you're with the boy the boys what i'm [ __ ] new in town i'm making friends all right now let's party look i had plans on getting some rest until this clown and my aunt came and [ __ ] that up my [ __ ] i just came over here to holler at you about the little thing man i said i'm tired dawg [ __ ] thing i love things i'm the king of things i ain't talking to you homie hey let's go do something about the thing okay what thing talking about the little stretch thing man [ __ ] beautiful perfect it's a gang bang let's go come on man just come on courier service collect you got the grip present and accounted for you like that sample now we talking my throat getting numb already so we good [ __ ] right well let's go how about a taste no man we leaving i want a taste to the other side of the brick no you heard what your boy said you're leaving hey come here give me the [ __ ] whoa what the [ __ ] did we ask for a key or a [ __ ] ounce man that's [ __ ] drywall we got some [ __ ] bombs remorse out here you can't [ __ ] [Music] the trevor trevor is a trevor is a what trevor is a good guy he's like family and he got kicked hanging forward that's it right yes trevor but but the thing is i'm i've been with that many women i don't find it easy and um and deborah we're getting married so oh that's beautiful but i'm scared that she's going to leave me i mean this is her place and the fornicating mr raspberry jam whoa whoa now mr raspberry jam died a noble death bringing great joy to a lonely man i ain't got a very big penis some girls laugh when they when they look at it oh show me show me i don't want to yes i work at the docks and anything uh interesting there for a man like me well i mean i i don't rightly bradley no what kind of person are you oh i'm that kind of person floyd i am that kind of person now let's get you wade and that little tormentor down there to put these on we are going for a ride [Music] gentlemen the gateway to america awaits ron we got an inside man at the port of ls i'm gonna send you some information i need you on point to help plan things hey hey hey you can't come through here it's restricted access no understanding huh manifesto manifesto say deliver here hey stop where the [ __ ] you're going you almost got confused god don't speak english manifesto he said he says oh [Music] [Applause] what in the name of all things holy i i i tried to stop it but it just kept coming and coming they're there wait look you're just not cut out for honest work all right [Music] did you get what you needed yeah yeah yeah more or less yeah i just got to uh figure out a place to plan this now all right this'll do that woman ain't even fine ain't no one understands why floyd lets her use him so that's a low self-esteem wade we got to build him back up now [Music] and there perfect all right so based on my observations i'd say these merry-weather security [ __ ] snots are sitting on something real valuable i think they got two of these things but we only need one first one is on that freighter in a container below deck they got guards all over that ship so it's likely they're keeping it on ice the air land and sea routes into the port will be locked down as soon as we make a noise at these x's here which means we have to blow up the ship and grab the thing underwater need a guy to plant the bombs a guy to look out for with a rifle and a guy to grab the thing whatever it is under water that means stealing a submarine of course but you can find us one of them can't you huh now the other one is off the coast being tested they're running the operation from the dock where i last saw your cousin we'll need a submarine for that too and probably a chopper a big one we go out there look around underwater locate it bring it back here and find out what it is here to the congo right so what do you think container ship or whatever's offshore it's got to be the container right you and floyd can help and we'll bring along michael and his unpaid intern okay all right what is that smell oh we are going straight to the local union rep yep wade here was injured in the performance of his duties human waste has seeped into his very pores and i am sorry to say this but i don't think he's ever going to spell normal okay you can't go to the union you are union all right and you vouched for us all right you look at him man smell him don't smell him trevor trevor you're you're planning a robbery on my place of work you violated mr raspberry jam and god alone knows what else you're damaged debra look my lady and my union that's all i got so why don't we just uh why don't we just let this all slide huh if you're comfortable with what's happened to your cousin then so be it all right but i would give him a bath and rinse him off no no bath ah you gotta quit that [ __ ] man yeah i know i take speed mostly and look at me boom best shape of my life yeah yeah i can still take you sugar tits that's because you're [ __ ] deranged not because you're in good shape hey why don't you stick doing [ __ ] crunches and feeling bad about yourself all right porkchop hey [ __ ] you you know i'm beginning to think that's exactly what you want to do jesus i just said the same [ __ ] thing to my wife did you see his face that last time i popped it boom oh ladies god you're an [ __ ] you you back there i know you but you you i don't know yeah well until i see reason otherwise why don't we just keep it that way steve what a pleasure bro oh he reminds me of one of those guys you see advertising pills for middle-aged men that can't get erections hey devin weston is a very good friend of mine so why don't you watch your tongue cause let me tell you something that guy gets more tail than uh than a tail catcher not to [ __ ] remember that line you where did we meet nowhere pal yeah we did hey oh what are we doing here huh this please keep the sleepless away from me no no ferdinand he's gone he's gone it's okay i've got some new friends here now this is michael and this this is trevor no now our friend here he claims he doesn't know i don't i don't know anything i don't know i already told nothing nothing i don't know anything please please you know about the azerbaijanis azerbaijanis i do audio-visual high-five audio visual it's tough man good price vip you know you're [ __ ] spy and the ass wipes at the agency know this so i need to know what did you tell them and what did they tell you um i told them what i tell you uh-huh what yeah hey what is this the house in rockwood hills the man who owns it he works at the consulate oh that's all i know that's it that's it that's it i'm gonna make him speak no no no no you two are gonna drive up to rockford hills and when we find out which man is the man with the problem you put him down because i'm tired of these [ __ ] nitwits at the agency taking all the glory people hey [ __ ] is all this huh i think it's a good time buddy you know go for a drive no you get to work and uh i'm not here whoa this is [ __ ] this place davey they've been shooting the real [ __ ] of suburbia here the last few weeks no way that's your guy [ __ ] you are kidding me i'll call steve wrong house this guy isn't our guy okay okay okay you sure you don't silence them just to make sure if we're silencing someone we're silencing the right someone get me another address cut i got it hey you want a coffee turns out that was the wrong azerbaijani we need a new address from mr k choose your instrument and go to work on it where do we start hey buddy wait what are you talking about the wrong guy no who do you want just tell me what you want ah man ah please look at me please now if you open real wide i might be able to just reach right back there and grab one of those big ones i just had them lasers best way to make a man talk is to stop him being able to talk too much [Music] mr phillips ask him about tay here javon what did you ask me are you here i did this home theater he lives in schumacher the ride on the wrestling highway well that wasn't so tough was it oh did you get that you hear him lives in chumash the western highway shumash you're driving remember terror does not take coffee breaks what a dick this'll do all right find out who we're looking for yeah we need a description of the target yeah uh i'll take care of it loosen him up no no please i told him listen no please [Music] i'm gonna level with you ah this'll hurt not the clips not the clip please yeah he went and pissed himself hey hey hey hey now huh now you ready to talk focus today i got to give the secret picture afraid yeah yeah yeah this guy we're after what does he look like i was built i was like middle egg yeah it sounds like you're stalling it's better be enough middle age middle height middle build whatever he's dark okay he's azerbaijani for god's sakes look around that enough for you we're live you see anyone down there who might be in azerbaijani but do i know you might be an as a vagina for all i know what's one look like they look eastern perhaps this town looks eastern davey you got to follow the shaw and the collapse of communism to thank for that anyone stand out no they all kind of blend in make a call dave we're gonna need some more info on this guy they're having a party down there that ain't gonna cut it my friend [ __ ] [ __ ] let me see i remember it sorry too late trevor show her contessa what he's wondering i remember this remember it ain't even the biggest tool in the room what oh oh isn't this small one [Music] so what have you got for us hmm we need trev to shake up your memory again no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no he's got fear he's not pooch i think you're making this up no no i'm not oh no yeah i'm turning the truth she beard got any beardy types at this party huh because that's all mr k's given us no you know i'm thinking maybe we uh just take two bullets and put them in our format and just call an airstrike on chumash beach we're back in give me some eyes who am i looking for steve saying beard what do you got anything specific or is some stubble gonna cut it let's start at mountain men and we'll work our way down until someone fits the profile ah there's a few beards at this party vinewood's full of weak chins place is famous for it damn beards are in fashion in chumash land of beach hipsters we need more it's gonna be a long day until you give us some intel on our targets i don't know trev maybe one more time just to be sure i told you he smokes that's all i know my mama had waterboarded me more often i wouldn't be the gun-toting psychopath you see before you now it's a torture it is torturer [Music] vegas [Music] i got blood in my mouth [Music] always buy the book that's my bag [Music] we're gonna get him up let me up let me up today's lesson is about government regulation lesson this is meaningless [Music] what's that he changed smokes and he's left-handed ah okay and these bearded guys at the party smoke cigarettes mr k says it smokes like a pack of two a day red with cigarettes thank you mr k steve's telling me he chain smokes redwoods it ain't the cigarettes that'll kill him what the hell that was the guy i had a feeling it'll check out well we've got him it's done whoo that is a wrap my friends excellent work at the pair of you now i got a raffle game to get to so trevor if you take care of mr k i think we're all set what the [ __ ] do you want me to do with him i would say he's outlived his usefulness oh come on shut up that's the sport [Music] let's go come on we're sick [ __ ] let's just go okay i ain't gonna let those g-man [ __ ] scumbags tell me what to do what you just tortured me don't ask too many [ __ ] questions let's go get up come on up the [ __ ] stairs oh [ __ ] sakes come on let's go all right you got a flight to catch okay let's get you to the airport oh safety first your family is probably the ones who got you [ __ ] in here all right and look trust no one all right you're alone now really yeah really now let's go [ __ ] off come on huh oh what are you doing it's done let's go let's go okay all all right all right here we go all right i'm here what is this [ __ ] we handled your little immigration problem whatever the [ __ ] it was we're straight oh absolutely yeah yeah you killed people you tortured people here's trevor great lookie-lookie a bunch of government [ __ ] bags and their favorite stoolie what's he been telling you oh he just said how you guys were happy to help the government in any way you can oh really huh because i was told that if we helped out with that thing which we did then our past indiscretions would be forgotten in a haze of patriotic fervor who told you that did i tell you that i'm in charge here fruity me you understand not quite well can you explain that again what i was saying oh you're good we need help with something else some of the government some of it is pretty corrupt not uh not your bit right yes but we're corrupt in a good way but the agency they want to encourage panic so they can guarantee their budgets that's how they get paid it's a major problem and now they've secured some funds that we need to use in r fight against crime as a way of bribing corrupt officials really and where are they getting that from drugs those bastards love to sell drugs who doesn't we think they're going to use this money to finance a war on our streets and we need you boys to requisition that money for us the bombs are leaving the terminal in an armored car yeah [ __ ] you dave we don't have time to prepare the right way it's not my concern i cannot allocate any more resources to this you'll be fine [ __ ] you dave nice work slick we're gonna be doing pat downs at the airport before those [ __ ] clowns are done with us he'll [ __ ] you hey look man it is what it is how the [ __ ] we gonna get this done i don't know i got it classic blitz play it's an industrial area right so i'm thinking vehicles trash truck to block tow truck sack them we get some disguises and we're gold we just got to hope like hell these are the kind of agency men that don't carry a panic button with them they are we deal with it if and when if and [ __ ] win i will keep my eyes peeled general thank you michael hey no problem no really wait floyd hey you guys i'm expecting company all right i want this place clean wade you tidy floyd massage uh no no i really don't want me to get my dick out again no no no does anyone want that no no you're right you're right hey bro what's up oh hey bro you're late nine years [ __ ] late you know you're so late in fact you have no right to call me bro is that clear ah shut the [ __ ] up you're like a broken [ __ ] record oh yeah well you're like a [ __ ] exactly like a [ __ ] where's the assistant on his way yeah get idolized is using the creeps yo yo frankie we were just talking about you ah nattering you know how it is oh yeah whatever man so what we doing here we're working amigo taking a score yeah i've done most of the planning and uh i think we're gonna literally make out like bandits on this did you talk to lester yeah yeah i called him apparently he's in the hospital having his vagina cleaned or some [ __ ] it's got a wasting disease 20 saved nah that's not how we work well you'll forgive me but that's how we're gonna work this time all right we're doing it my way because as i recall the last time when we did it your way we all got shot at you got buried resurrected turned into a [ __ ] and brad ended up in a [ __ ] prison yeah and lester told us not to do that job but we did it anyway and leicester seems pretty good man would you shut the [ __ ] up all right and you michael oh me all right so this time we do things my way yeah and what about after this after this we think about things so what's the plan easy all right we are sinking a freighter into los santos harbor all right now daddy's little helper you're gonna be on the bridge all right you're the lookout and you you're boarding the freighter and planting charges me i'm running the deep water salvage operation with a little help from my friends you fat man of course while you're not one of those friends which part is easy though oh for [ __ ] where'd you get the [ __ ] mikey [ __ ] you ah better i like that [ __ ] you good good all right now let's go make some money ladies huh brilliant don't be a dick oh your wish is my commando master let's go junior hey wade get michael a wetsuit all right take him to the boat [ __ ] hey dawg i'm in position let me know when you're ready all right f i'm in position damn that's a long way up so make sure i don't run into any trouble when i get there [ __ ] trevor all right i got you homie going oh [ __ ] ah back in that stinking water [Applause] man you can say whatever you want about trevor but [ __ ] we got it done yeah let's hope so hey is that a master huh i mean what the [ __ ] you doing here you should be in bed yes i should be i would be if certain known associates were busy making themselves enemies of the state fib merriweather hey you can [ __ ] with them all day long but when you try and steal an experimental super weapon and sell it to the chinese you and everyone you ever knew is gonna be [ __ ] in the ass you [ __ ] chumps hold on man a super weapon the chinese what what you think is in there i thought he'd talk to you all right man so what now well maybe i can organize to have it taken back and found amongst the wreckage whoa holy [ __ ] lester crest holding on and looking good huh do you have any idea what you did here yeah i pulled the score what are you jealous cause you didn't get your 20 that thing doesn't go back then we will all end up on every watch list in the entire planet watch list so [ __ ] what so they don't watch they kill idiot we'll all be dead within a week think all right listen take the truck take a guy do what you got to do trevor all loaded up uh trevor right [ __ ] now so you mean to tell me this [ __ ] was all for nothing man it's the hood all over again [ __ ] come on franklin you owe me michael i am old what you gonna do huh i think of something i gotta get franklin some work too i'll do this yeah yeah lots of mouse to feed amigo tell me about it so what's up man sit down and face forward now i don't have a lot of time i know you need money did michael tell you about life invader oh [ __ ] y'all two did that look forward we're two strangers having a friendly chat and don't pretend that you liked jane norris oh man i don't know homie i mean yeah the dude outsourced work to child slaves then stole and sold everybody's private information and even ripped his own friends ideas off and walked around like the messiah while doing it but man i don't think the [ __ ] deserved to have his [ __ ] head blown off on tv oh well aren't you just a moral majority you know that's why the world is the way it is today when a paid thug gets all namby-pamby when someone asks him to act like a paid thug and for a good cause man check this out homie i like blowing [ __ ] fool's hairs off just as much as the next psychotic [ __ ] but i just don't look at the [ __ ] as doing a good deed well now you can because it's not fool's heads it's [ __ ] heads and not just heads you know trashing cars or planting lies forging evidence anything we can do to take the battle back to these turds you know we'll fix the market in our favor and we'll write a few wrongs while we're at it [ __ ] okay cool right so you heard of mollusc hell yeah okay so there's a new model sort of a super malice and it's called pryopolds it's giving the living riga mortis only brett lowry ceo of bilkington research paid off the fda and he doesn't care that his hardness pills are giving desperate middle-aged men the world over heart attacks hey oh man that sucks yeah it does now mr greedy lowry is staying at the von krastenberg hotel in richmond of course he'll be well protected but if he goes away then america goes back to using malice and beta pharmaceuticals gets a big bump in the price of their stock damn man all right [ __ ] it i got you i thought that you would now consider using a sniper rifle or sticky bombs you know whatever do it your way however you want i'm gonna make the investment we don't speak about this or anything now walk away now stay here until you're gone okay you know redwood cigarettes sure the cigarette that built america they've rigged a jury to throw a class-action lawsuit that would cover the treatment cost of thousands of emphysema sufferers there are four corrupt jurors on redwoods books i'll send you the details oh and we only have a few hours to make them disappear the court cases tomorrow morning is that all dog [ __ ] that's quite a favor and that's quite a house you're living in get this done quickly and i'll try to throw in a sweetener as well now i'd advise picking up some long-range hardware to get this job done you'll be helping a lot of people with this franklin including anyone who might have a sizeable investment in say debonair cigarettes hey what's cracking what's here right there so we really finna do this [ __ ] we finna risk our lives to rob some other [ __ ] government killers again yeah all right so listen up here's the plan hey trevor yeah i want you in this position up here okay you're on lookout give me a heads up when the armored car comes by okay yeah i'm gonna be right here in the garbage truck blocking the roadway franklin you're in the alley in a tow truck hope is they pull right up in front of you when they do you come at them hard bam [ __ ] here's hoping yeah after the hit we blast open the doors grab up all the cash bonds whatever it is i take it to hand sky i saw a little hole for him as long as i am not on the ground when the [ __ ] goes down okay when the [ __ ] goes down we'll handle it you stay up here on your post eyes peel yeah okay we'll take the risk sound cool [ __ ] to the professional dog and at least we're not wearing clown outfits there's a plus right the masks what let's see what we got here huh real professional let's do this let's go go all right t i'm in position what's the eta where are they there they are incoming get ready to do your thing michael you better get on your way sanitation aren't meant to be here today [Music] ramming speed [ __ ] got a package for devon weston package mr weston come on yeah and i'm telling you that i don't give a flying [ __ ] there you go there you go boom so long [ __ ] devin weston i remember you the weekend interrogator invest wisely hey hey hold on hold on we're not done here yet i got a job for you bro five top quality scores big ticket cars major payday bro that's great i got just the guy for you i'll put you in touch no no i don't want just some dude i want you i want your crew i want pros on this yeah i don't give a [ __ ] what you want pencil neck i'll let them know you're interested i guess i just got you figured wrong man hey what's the figure tell me something you like football i got a stake in a sports investment venture you like the market i got some funds you can manage name your poison man i just like sitting around watching old movies oh there we go how about i hook you up with solomon richards [ __ ] solomon richards the movie producer yeah he's retiring man and i'm doing a finance deal for his studio i will make the connect just as soon as you all right oh man solomon richards have a good one boys hello come in come in thanks you must be michael yeah you know i used to have three secretaries now i have to make my own coffee and give myself a happy ending see the ships are coming in but the walls will hold us nelson in naples pluto i said mars you [ __ ] shoulder of orion two devin weston said you were a fan huge fan tell me michael devin weston did he does he want you to bump me off no not at all he said you were retiring but might need some help on a movie only [ __ ] retire michael him and my son they want to put me out to pasture so they can turn this place into condos or a theme park or something but this place is a dream factory well maybe they have different dreams some days i don't blame them you know they always say never work with children or animals well i want to add to that list never work with directors or actors this picture is going to kill me all right so what's it about it's perfect set in liberty city meltdown it's all being shot on green screen right out back there we take a look at the financial crisis and then we boil it all down into a really simplistic battle between two yuppies with lots of training montages so what's the problem milton mcelroy i cast him in the second lead because he's cheap zero talent incidentally well he's got this new agent rocco pelosi he's been hassling us about renegotiating the deal so now he's holding up shooting until he gets paid that sounds problematic it would be if the director wanted to shoot anton baudelaire ever heard of him that doesn't surprise me now he's having a mental breakdown pissing all over himself who knows where all right looks like you got yourself that new assistant but no happy endings i love you already gentlemen how you like this space it's gonna be an edm paradise there's gonna be sparklers stuck in bottles implants [ __ ] stamps all the real [ __ ] that's pelosi entertainment now give me a minute here just a minute gotta go grab something inside johnny we nearly got the club we're finally a go and you take care of these guys no coffee okay let's go who's this jackass hey you oh turns out these guys are in love with their contract so they'll be going back to the set with me can you believe this [ __ ] clown no this guy's all mine all right spray tan we're gonna make a new deal you leave my people alone and i don't toss you off this roof all right yeah okay sure man sure all right let's get back to the luck what a wonderful surprise ant on my boy you're an artist i know that and this story is the best kind of art a simplistic cliche ridden pile of dross that you will turn into magic get a grip i love you so solomon milton here has a little something he wants to say to you say it ah i i just just want to say that i'm sorry for any misunderstanding sir and i i appreciate all the opportunities that that you've given me of course of course michael what can i say you're a natural i love you you're too kind no no i mean it i don't mean to presume but would it be okay if i gave you a shout this shoot seems cursed for some reason or another i need an associate producer i'd love that we'll talk soon i gotta go oh hell yeah what's going on you're gonna dress up as traffic cops you're gonna rob two trust fund kids that i know and dislike intensely why we can get a good price for the vehicles in asia look complete the work you'll all be well paid you're late sugar tits yup so what's going on you finally get to realize your childhood dream and dress up as a cop mr weston's research team suggests the two boys like to ride on the sonora freeway sounds manageable hey you two get going ooh let's go t dog i don't know if this [ __ ] is foamy homie my life's already way to [ __ ] out of control all right look i'm a darwinist brother all right some prosper and some struggle now are you out of your goddamn mind this is your lucky break choose now are you gonna do this or have you simply found your level in life i guess we'll find out yeah i'll get you a wheel homie i'm telling you two point seven millimeters who the [ __ ] those two players how about we see which one of you two is for real so get in your cars and let's see if they move as fast as your mouth oh the fool wants to race us we were just getting out of here anyway right hey we coming up now man beat it in a few seconds got it whatever here they come well i'll tell you about that later whoa hey stay in the car there homeboy i'll deal with you later yeah [ __ ] you too you know how fast you're going see i don't know officer i uh try to keep it under the limit well you and your boys looked like you were drag racing from where we are sitting there so uh why don't you get yourself out of the car come on officer um yes it is get on come on hands on the car let's go come on get out of the [ __ ] car hey hey hey hey doing [ __ ] car all right we got to make sure get out of the [ __ ] car you pint-sized prick you you little [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here god gentlemen i love you all oh god this is gonna be fantastic one kid and two old creeps who the [ __ ] would have thought gentlemen move the vehicles hey gimme five five and five oh oh hey just kiss homie boom dog come on man you got the [ __ ] paper abso [ __ ] lutely look you finished the job you get the paper but the order was for five cars if i'm not mistaken that's only two just give me the [ __ ] money now oh i'm so scared i really really am but you know what i'm a payment on completion of work type of guy you don't like the job take a [ __ ] walk hey come on man hold on so what's next man well it's the z type chad mulligan lay it on him kid mulligan's a record producer he's going through a messy divorce he's hiding his valuable assets including the car so that makes it complicated he'll clock any ground surveillance we run all we've got to go on is that the car's in a lockup in howwick so we just go house to house not quite we have access to an lspd helicopter the computer on board can id pedestrians from a chip in their driver's license find mulligan and howick follow him to the lockup someone on the ground collects the car all right so who does what you are not needed for this job phillips you're in the chopper clinton you're on the ground yeah i don't understand the deal between you two yeah well i don't understand the deal between you two either but you know what life it's just one long mystery buh-bye gentlemen and stay spiritual oh and michael i'll be in touch about your friend solomon all right good oh there she is you know this beauty was a woman i'd have to break my 20 and under rule man i'll just stick to driving all right hey tell me something you know how many of these things they made oh [ __ ] like 10 no not like 10 man exactly 10. oh wow man you one of them type of dudes huh tell you something how'd you like to drive a car like this one day man for real like this or this oh man right back at me homie really nice hey you know something you're not like those uh snowbird retiree pals of yours you are sharp man man i'm just looking for a paycheck for my services no no don't worry it'll come that'll come but right now it is life lesson time pal you have got to wake up to what's real in this situation bro take me right i am opportunity i'm security i'm fast cars blow jobs i got the world on a plate those two clowns oh man they are the worst kind of disaster that can ever come down they are a full core meltdown and you're just standing there soaking up major radiation you have got to take stock man make that call before it's too late yeah all right man i will before it's too late man yeah yeah just take any car and go what is this it's a thing you said you wanted work this is work uh-huh and who's the guy you'll see yes hi [Music] hello we're looking for mr madrazzo patricia for [ __ ] sake just let him in right this way gentlemen patricia get us something to drink with you quickly hey good to see you again my goal likewise it's my friend trevor uh sit down what did you tell him about me about martin madrasso martinez an old friend of mine trevor the truth martine is a terrifying psychopath who tried to kill me exactly but some people they no longer fear me as much as they used to people who were close to me my cousin you married michael well apparently he's thinking about testifying against me so i have him killed i'm going to by you our debt was settled this is a favor for a friend or does friendship mean nothing these days ah hello what's the deal this is him javier he's flying off the liberty city this afternoon and he's taking some files of mine innocent files that um i need back there's a gun set up in the hills i have a man watching at the airport we'll let you know and when he flies by shoot him down and get the files back amen what's up hey huh trevor come on you still want the drink not now all right you grab a vehicle something versatile i'll handle the gun all right t if you could see this gun it might convince you martin madrazzo ain't someone to be messing with the fancier the gun the bigger the [ __ ] loans that now take down the jet i don't see nothing yet i got her southwest of the city gotta shoot in front to compensate for the speed of the jet me a second hey see it play's coming down can you stay with it [Music] oh how'd it go fine just fine i got the files i'll take him to madrezzo and explain the human cost of this errand oh take it easy man listen to me we'll talk about that later i want you to just drop off the files i gotta get rid of this rifle then we'll talk where is he ah the [ __ ] has happened why do you have his car man a piece of turd huh no wonder people are stabbing them in the back what happened cheap bastard you know i really don't know why you mess around with people like that mikey i mean really i don't answer [ __ ] question i asked for a fair day's pay after a fair day's work then he kind of got a little angry so i admit i kind of got a little angry did you kill him what kind of [ __ ] animal do you take me for no i didn't kill him oh [ __ ] but i did kidnap his wife oh no oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did you do oh i just told you what i just did now [ __ ] uh unfortunately i think that we're gonna have to lay low for a little while while you know we discuss things with martin oh you think why don't you hop in the back all right now patricia she already called shotgun now i know a nice little place we can hang out you know it's a a very relaxing little spot little getaway if you will a cabin in the woods you know what i'm saying [Music] companies hate these kinds of claims they don't like cats with the inside edge shorten them either so how'd it go smooth enough you know movie people you know what the irony is i'm a major shareholder in that same studio so we just did it's practically legal ah practical oh [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] you doing it big my [ __ ] on the set lamar what the [ __ ] are you doing here oh chirped your boy trevor it's [ __ ] up when you got to get your gps location on your homeboys through a [ __ ] speed freak true that devin weston master of the two-hour female orgasm what it is holmes lamar davies he was just leaving hey not on my account you're looking for gainful employment homie hell yeah i'm always trying to get some [ __ ] paper just the type of guy i like to work with predictable hey we could bring your boy here in on the last part of the shipment oh yeah [ __ ] that's exactly what you could do that's exactly well yeah right there exactly if you want him in then you get him to boost the rest of the [ __ ] you got give me my money and i can go with my [ __ ] life oh no am i sensing tension here slick he's the spirit but you're the brains am i wrong i can see it look i need you on point when we move this stuff out of town yeah whatever man call me when it's done and after this make sure we got our [ __ ] check all right ciao baby this is what it is yeah whatever anyway come here i'm going to put you in touch with my legal counsel hey hey don't trust me homie i don't get down like that yeah let me tell you how the world works slim where you at man your house is empty oh hey i had to kind of lay low for a while yeah that nice mexican we met me and t did that job for him and we fell out you gotta be joking i wish i was so where you at now desert out by alamo c all right well i'll hit you if i find anything absolutely ah oh hey trevor's got his wife trevor's got a wife no no the mexican's wife what [ __ ] i don't know what to say about that one nothing nothing to say about that run run i'm back coming trevor bring me my coffee i'm gonna cut your arm off absolutely who the hell is that your maid business partner good guy very loyal ron ron that is michael and this is patricia listen beautiful you know i'm sorry about everything that's happened and that you know i can't guarantee no harm's gonna come to you i might have to chop you up into little pieces before spraying your pulp mess down the drain but i really hope it doesn't come to that i appreciate your honesty you're a good man i can see that you need your eyes examined then ron you miss me yeah trevor i bid i mean how's the [ __ ] business i i tried if you're gonna give me a sob story i'm gonna rip your [ __ ] throat out and shove a turd down the hole it's not a sob story it's just not quite come good yet but i heard about something to do with merry weather those [ __ ] big cache of weapons they got coming in so i thought you might want to uh requisition it fans tastic let's go come in whoa no no not you sit down you're a wanted man stay low now watch her okay she's good lady let's go ron good to meet you michael [ __ ] come on let's go the weapons are coming get out of my coffin i was a man supposed to enjoy his beard peanuts with all these pumps i can't do anything it's going down if they gotta shoot i'll bail okay i ain't going down with this ship oh nice place you got here oh yeah it's easy to mock isn't it huh cheap and [ __ ] easy but uh this this here is my place and my work paid for my place all right relax i was just being sarcastic yeah well don't be all right because the world doesn't need any more sarcasm it's the blight of the age and i get the point you you don't get the point you're like every other [ __ ] you made a bit of money you became a turd got news for you i was always a turd no you weren't man you were something but now man you know you like this place you're a shell go [ __ ] yourself are you some kind of pure morally justifiable [ __ ] but because you're you're you're totally psychotic somehow it's okay i'm honest all right you're the hypocrite oh yeah you're a [ __ ] hero so far above it all oh yeah well i'm not above ripping open your [ __ ] chest to see what's replaced your heart rip it open see what's there baby cause i'm ready hello oh ladies ladies what's up [ __ ] off listen i'm sorry but we've got a problem government funding thing we need you to uh investigate a research lab upstate it's about terrorism the big one nerve gas biological terror thank god i don't pay tax listen you'll need some fairly standard gear boat tandem rotor heavy lift helicopter truck weapons you'll have to source all of that chopper alone will set you back a couple of mil well no worries there trevor here he just came into a lot of money is that sarcasm oh you're [ __ ] ain't right it's sarcasm you [ __ ] a few weeks ago i was happily retired sulking by my swimming pool my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes i made honest mistakes i made over a decade ago we our little posse are flat [ __ ] broke but hey let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor [ __ ] chopper so i can go steal nerve gas from [ __ ] terrorists forgive me you ignorant [ __ ] but sarcasm is all i [ __ ] got sarcasm and a room full of yukats yes welcome back man it is the old you yeah yeah yeah well we gotta go it's been great but dave here's got a pilates class now remember ladies you keep us way out of this thing bye bye ah jesus [ __ ] christ all right i'll give lester a [ __ ] call he said he knew about something now you tell him that we're driving towards paleto bay ah come on man knock it off what i'm gonna break your [ __ ] fingers you don't knock that [ __ ] off well please all right you alleviate the boredom ah finally hey hey hey welcome to paradise my car's this way dry out here don't worry brother michael will take care of all your moisturizing needs shall we might as well get started set up a board over here oh michael man your blood sugars are low i'm making you some leftovers i'm fine t huh no i'm the host man you know i don't want you to get hungry and moody right then you're gonna be making the wrong decisions i've been making wrong decisions my whole life that's how i ended up here yo bon appetito jesus christ trevor what is that what's wrong with you that's just a what an eyelid that's probably not even human unless that gas station job gentlemen some plans for your attention ah good i'm gonna stay here a minute longer than i have to so i think our little uh experiment showed that the response will be too quick to beat and too strong to walk through that means you got to face the cops head on dirty cops the dirty cops head on head on man i don't know yeah you'll be prepared convoy is carrying military-grade hardware passed near here to get to fort zancudo i propose hijacking one and using the equipment to get an edge on the locals i can get you the exact details of the shipment as soon as we're done here anyway you won't be outside the bank too long paleto bay is well it's a bay so you're a street away from the water where franklin can be waiting in a boat to get you out of there i know none of this is ideal but it's the only way i can see of taking the score and providing for your fib pay masters that should do i'll get the equipment together michael you reach out to franklin trevor you do what you do roger that i'll call you when we're ready to move on this you want to bunk with us i mean it's going to be tight but you know mikasa sukashan i i'll get a motel thanks for the show what i'll give you a ride adios amigos hmm hey jimmy it's your dad listen if you get this can you give me a ring tell your mom too will ya and tracy please son your daddy's been a bad boy please you want to sniff the [ __ ] is wrong with you now see the way i see it this country was built by and for gasoline so i'm just trying to prove my patriotic duty by you know doing the stuff oh man it's cheap but it's good casolina no wow sorry mrs m jesus mikey you want a beer oh [ __ ] i'm sorry i don't have any low carb [ __ ] you where'd you two go when you went out you and your boyfriend why do you care i don't care just trying to conversate well i was out putting some people in their place ah you know there's more to this gig than just going crazy all the time killing everyone in sight just because i like the life and you feel guilty about it doesn't make you more of a man than me and you know what deep down i know you believe the [ __ ] the picket fences the [ __ ] happy endings and your street philosopher [ __ ] that's gotten you real far oh yeah you've achieved perfect balance balance and you gone man 10 years in the sun your brain has melted you you say words that have no meaning what is balance huh huh and i [ __ ] kill only on the weekends so monday wednesdays and fridays i'm doing yoga and meditation tuesdays and thursdays hookers and sticking up joints huh you call me mad [ __ ] compared to you i'm the sanest [ __ ] i know oh yeah [Music] i am so [ __ ] saying that i should open a [ __ ] mental health clinic okay yeah yeah [ __ ] now you're gonna stop being an [ __ ] i don't know but i'll try well that i like your honesty i uh spoke to franklin why unlike you he hears that his home is having trouble right and he has no problem coming to help so you're ensuring that we lie low out here by calling ls and inviting a known accomplice of ours to come out here what for a little visit that is so [ __ ] typical of you so typical you don't even ask about the trouble you instantly think about yourself you're right i did do that i apologize it's not good enough i'm leaving huh i might die i hope you're happy all right hey i'm coming with you no yes i am no if nothing else to get out of this [ __ ] dump you're not going have fun boss make sure you don't stay out too late elk in a row oh [ __ ] helper hey hey we here on the ground them here dudes in the woods [ __ ] what is that he's behind the rock i can't get a shot i'm going to feel good huh helping a friend in need come on chop come on oh yeah take it out some hillbilly crank dealers on the blood for you that's what i live for hey trev man we're gonna borrow this and head back to town sure come on michael man i'll drop your ass off on the way back get in see you back get casa phillips mike yeah thanks for the warning it's it's not inappropriate it's it's another one of your [ __ ] disasters that's what it is first take a hostage against my advice and then you start some kind of crazy high school romance with her are you nuts she's she's a 60 year old housewife wow she's 57 and she thinks that i'm mature yeah well let me tell you something 30 years of marriage to the world's angriest mob boss would make anyone insane you're not making my situation any easier oh there's a surprise i knew it would become about you i miss my family oh you're full of [ __ ] all you ever did was ignore them and now that they're gone you miss them [ __ ] incredible i'll tell you what's incredible [ __ ] incredible your mother hey why no you got me out here you wrote me into your crazy world of [ __ ] if it was lies new as [ __ ] and arguments about how good life used to be i could have stayed my ass in los santos hello franklin what's up all right here's the shot we're going to paleto bay we're going to do this thing any questions comments yeah i miss brad that crazy [ __ ] was with us now he would have loved this instead he's got to enjoy himself molesting white-collar criminals in a federal penitentiary thanks for sharing anybody else what about me you'll be waiting for them by the river handling the getaway all right yeah these three go in and grab the tape they rendezvous with you you get out of there is that a work for everyone great let's go have to meet this alarm guy [ __ ] shoot him not if i get to him first yeah stay back we got hostages the sheriff the 211 is confirmed we're going to need everything we got down here [Applause] you know you're surrounded so you ain't getting a ride to the airport i don't care if they surrender i'm killing me some bad guys now let the hostages go and uh we'll talk like gentlemen time to face the music sweet mother [ __ ] it's too heavy you want to play dad we won't be playing hey through here to fly a tank in our direction oh [ __ ] and we really gotta go there's our ride good good go go go go here we go right here get one let's go easy easy i'm a friendly agent sanchez our very own corrupt g-man in training you got to be careful buddy all right because they are uh looking around these trains for illegals and if you're mistaken you'll be shot amigo very amusing yeah if you expecting them to bring you up you're gonna be disappointed on me right back at you not the money everything we got okay here's your cut considering present scrutiny on public worker remuneration this is a big win oh yeah that's a huge [ __ ] win monsters i'm out agent haynes will get in touch with you once operations save the world's ago got your crew together okay [ __ ] punk all right we should probably split up they're gonna be looking for a three oh the blood we spill for the security of this country come on franklin man i'll holler at you homie see that [Music] serious with my life [Music] trevor about he's probably out somewhere drinking human blood or eating household pets he's not that bad really well okay he is pretty bad but he's got a sensitive side oh yes he's very sensitive he gets his feelings hurt he's devastated so what's your story i got a story i'm an independent thinker living out here away from the man from what i can tell you're like a high school athlete living off old glories you used to be able to manage heat and now you're worried if your loafers are getting scoffed any more [ __ ] comes out of your mouth you're going to learn all about my past glories first hand you understand absolutely sir that came out wrong all wrong tell trevor the monthly train is coming through what monthly train the monthly train where have you two been getting some fresh air talking a beautiful things yes i hear stockholm syndrome is very nice this time of year hey watch your mouth boy all right it's always been a dream of ours the train of dreams the hell are you talking about i'm talking about gold enough to keep running trailers and you in therapy enough so that we can pay off that mexican and get you back in town baby yeah this better be [ __ ] good jesus [ __ ] ah man we've talked about this hygiene thing before bro i invite you into my home this is how you repay me it's like living with a [ __ ] horny scum all aboard howdy ah there's a new conductor on this train you on the water oh his and hers huh because of your independent spirit hey yeah yeah yeah hey before you go show me the loot all right perfect perfect for [ __ ] what for squaring things with that mexican psycho we give him this and you end your relationship with that little lady maybe we won't beat deadman in los santos i don't [ __ ] see that silicone city again it'll be too soon but this is my job not your call to make not on your job [ __ ] things up with the mexican to begin with my job my score get your own wait you give me that case i'll give you something bigger what union depository [ __ ] off can't be done i never said impossible just very difficult verging suicidal that a line you're afraid to cross come on t you remember the dreams a couple kids pulling jobs the big one i know it sounded crazy back then huh but hey you and me together again with lester and franklin on board we could do this thing t this ain't no dream no more hey you keep the case [ __ ] me okay all right here keep that silly [ __ ] thing and you can keep patricia as well all right because i respect that lady and i ain't gonna hold her back thank you just remember i'm gonna be keeping my eye on you every inch of the way all right court and if that bastard [ __ ] cheats on her one more time i don't know what i'm gonna do yeah trevor we both know you're not the marion guy but hey it's great to be back in business huh let's bring it on the big one i haven't heard a [ __ ] thing that's [ __ ] up man what's going on ladies hello trevor what kept you business michael business all right i'm the ceo of a big international corporation it's very time consuming nothing of course you'd understand being a gentleman of leisure you know you know frankly if there's one thing that you're gonna learn from being around us please [ __ ] insanity then they can't fry you if you want something done go to the busy man this rich [ __ ] is useless hold hold on man can y'all knock this [ __ ] off oh look boys your boys it's the feds hey where's the other three what other three we told you to bring along six this is a six-man job no you didn't dave did no dave didn't you said you'd do it that is a freaking lie i do not get things wrong all right great then we're out of here go you three can do it alone and die [ __ ] you you do your own dirty work hey i do my dirty work every day keeping the country safe from scum like you and you're doing a great job sir hey you want this job done then come with us huh come on come on mister leisurewear mr depressed accountant let's go save america who the [ __ ] are we saving it from this time this is the real deal my sources are convinced there's a plot in international affairs you know the agency and they're using this facility to make a serious nerve talk [ __ ] yeah which they plan in their mind-blowing insanity to let a major terrorist release on a metropolitan area so they can continue to get funding nothing increases funding for fighting terrorism more than successful acts of terrorism so all right so let me get this straight then no no no no no no there is no getting that straight that's the point now we're doing this you two are on getaway [ __ ] off and make it happen michael you're with us what size flipper you wear agent orton it's been a while since you were in the field the sight of you and neoprene is something we say for our worst enemies shut up i'll be fine and you get in you're driving huh we ready i was born ready let's do this come on dave what's the plan hey hey hey we locate the toxin and action our escape strategy that's what we got great lead this will make me the most dangerous man in the country i'm also the most [ __ ] scared oh man thank you federal government here we go get her on ice before the sell by okay steady easy does it m just as i was getting used to having the apocalypse in my pocket there you go phillips is on his way good get this thing ready to move i'm just a couple clicks out is the package ready package is ready get over here man i can't believe they spent the tank from the polito job on this chopper it's a flying pig rig and we need a flying big rig right now we missed the window ain't the response team's already in the building it's never too late we're going let's go it's too risky bandito that bird goes down and takes out the west goes with it you know what if you're done puking up excuses how about we come up with a solution okay okay all right yeah you go off they cover [ __ ] fine by me and the dead bodies i'm lucky i'm not one of them come on let's go fib special agent i got discovered detain this man [ __ ] you i should detain you i just took a phone from my country hey frank it's cracking man so the chemical weapon in here right if it even is a chemical weapon hell it could be shaving cream for all i know by the way next time you're getting wet oh but there won't be a next time will there davey there never is i'll do my best for you i always try yeah well maybe this time we'll get lucky maybe this time steve will succumb to the strains of enhanced interrogation techniques interrogate him are you insane they're probably decorating him right now hey david your boys at the agency are onto you remember hi you aunt stevie just try and keep your heads down yeah butts what is this oh [ __ ] a yes what's up man my days in the wilderness are over lester he settled up with that crazy mexican [ __ ] gave him the artifact now as long as trevor handles the wife we're good but what about him and [ __ ] him he likes the desert besides we do one big score we're all gonna have to go our own separate ways anyway oh man i can't wait to get back to that movie studio yo all right man well [ __ ] i'll holler at you later then all right what a [ __ ] show i'll tell you what you could take this desert and stick it my life may be a world of pain but from here on out it's going to be cool comfortable air-conditioned pain take it easy no stay you better treat her right man i will amigo otherwise the other ear of course the way i see things you and me and michael we're friends now good friends such good friends that we will make a great effort to avoid one another that's [ __ ] perfect thank my call for the statue it is exquisite yeah yeah i will i miss you already [Music] what the f word are you doing here that's a funny way to greet your cousin did you ain't my g damn cousin trevor i thought we was family please just go and ruin somebody else's home furnishings who the f is that no one my sweet hey by any chance did you catch crabs at that conference i heard that those conferences are regular little [ __ ] fest huh guy come in i'd like you to leave right now oh yeah some serious corporate gang banging going on right yeah with every executive and director of communications from here to bangalore taking it left right and center in the name of team training right i mean now that's what floyd told me yesterday is he was staring at my uh my penis i want you to leave now look this is all i've got all right i had a tough upbringing my daddy was not nice to me okay now look deborah i love you and i love you too floyd why can't we all just be together huh you can have mondays through thursdays you can have the weekends all right i know that's not normal but in this crazy crazy world this normal so good huh look deborah floyd will you marry me get out of my condo and you go too boy i told you i've got a career i don't need this this this crap yes there you made me swear you're crap floyd crap you're not a man at all bob's right about you oh who's bob i want both of you to go now you and your weird friend whoa hey my name is trevor sweetheart i could give up [ __ ] what your [ __ ] name is i'm not afraid to use this i'm not bob taught me [ __ ] bob you people are not very [ __ ] nice oh hey there trevor [Music] hey there wade did you meet deborah interesting lady i should probably go say hi i wouldn't why not let's go get in the car all right let's go have the time of our lives so this is where floyd is going to meet us for strip club oh yeah that's unlike him he's a real homebuggy he loves that apartment interestingly you and me we got a new home where hey before you ask the fridge is broken that's all right i've had enough of your hospitality already i have changed my ways all right yeah i'm done with that crazy [ __ ] all right i want to square things away with merryweather make sure the agency ain't coming back after us and then do one last big score and then you get to go back with your family me i'm just gonna live here i'm gonna run this this good business showing people a good time bus brad out of prison and then you know happy so how'd you come by this place anyway you got it for ages so you must know leon the old manager leon i didn't no yeah whatever man so what's going on here what's going on is the big one a long long time ago in a faraway place there were three guys michael trevor and lester and brad i yeah sure brad was there sometimes as well maybe there are other guys though too so uh anyway we uh robbed and lied and we hurt people pretty much lived a low-life kind of existence but always dreaming of one thing and one thing only the big one the big one the big one what is the big one the union depository around 200 million in gold bricks all taken from kindly uncle sam it will spend the rest of our lives being hunted by government officials if we live through the attempt but but it'll be my uh our masterpiece so gentlemen let's do our civic duty and get out there and find some gainful employment this way let's go big one look dog light again man yeah [ __ ] area ain't it man you think they put more than one [ __ ] on our national [ __ ] reserves yeah huh maybe we really are broke trevor how are you doing well i like clockwork mikey like clockwork onion 86 inside standby hey i was expecting you 30 seconds ago tell that to the traffic all right onion 86 in the building we got two ideas it's going to take a while to get them together or work them up but i think there's a way it's not impossible all right i'll start thinking about the breakout too bradley snyder he's getting bored talk to michael okay goodbye hey man [ __ ] what do you want i'm your friend i don't want anything man come on your company's good enough huh same as always yeah thanks i really appreciate that so family ain't back yet huh nope oh she's a goddamn fool man despite all the chaos of these last few weeks i think i've finally figured it out i don't know sounds ridiculous no actually it does not sound ridiculous you know because you you're a killer you know you are a man of action you do not sit on couches you take scores you're back man we are back all right all we gotta go do is bust out brad and then we're golden man franklin he makes us multicultural lester makes it cyber we're like modern america we just get ourselves a gay friend bam no that's not it i got money it just makes you miserable i want to make movies great it's great and uh so where exactly does this leave me in the second act of your life we're gonna do this last big job and then we're gonna dissolve the partnership this is not a game to me all right this is a [ __ ] way of life i got a [ __ ] family yeah well i got nothing no one gives a [ __ ] about me i do oh [ __ ] you i saw your grave i mourned you and then it turns out that everything i [ __ ] thought about you was wrong everything you're not dead and you're not a man well what the [ __ ] are you i'm your [ __ ] nightmare enough with your goddamn threats let me let me just ask you something all right something i've been i've been thinking about up in north yankton exactly who was buried in your place i never gave it any thought you know what i'm thinking i had no clue you treacherous piece of [ __ ] you're [ __ ] dead you're [ __ ] dead oh [ __ ] trevor hey who you got in here huh as if i need to ask hey you're wasting your time is that why you flew out here huh tell me i'm wasting my time go ahead dig it up i don't give a [ __ ] that's what you look like the guy who doesn't give a [ __ ] that's ridiculous how long are you gonna keep lying for mikey huh when's it gonna stop what happens in the dark comes out in the light i'll give it a rest trevor there's nothing there this is it moment of truth oh if i didn't know brad look we do what we got to do to survive this thing it didn't work out the way it was supposed to oh how was that huh with brad in the can and me in the ground or or or both of us in the coffin brad got shot you saw it he didn't make it i got shot i did that's that's it i think the only thing that didn't go as planned was me showing up on your doorstep 10 years later mikey i mourned you and i missed you but i got a [ __ ] family trevor we were all gonna die he did die you reptilian [ __ ] i didn't want it to come to this yes you did you just don't have the [ __ ] balls to do it but i do i got more to lose than you never a truer word has been spoken brother now pull the [ __ ] trigger you ain't got the guts take the [ __ ] shot who is that [ __ ] [ __ ] john phillips mr joe has requested an award hey ho ho i'm not the guy you're looking for hey how's it going how's it going get the boyfriend boyfriend [ __ ] boyfriend all right all right get out the [ __ ] car boss man's happy then we'll get moving and this old busta ass [ __ ] ain't no ball enough [ __ ] get your ass in the truck let's go hello franklin yeah we're definitely somewhere meditating or ripping somebody off in light of the drama your efforts caused we felt it was not perhaps the best idea for you two to be seen together for a while where's the month mr weston is one of the most brilliant investors the world has ever known he's obviously a map but he's also rigorous in his research yeah he may be brilliant look let me be the first to tell you he ain't gonna fall in love with your ass now where the [ __ ] is my money the best thing that could have happened to you in the situation has happened he is going to hold your money invest it in his alpha fund and make the funds available to you at a time as the transfer will not induce any undue attention which is a polite way of saying i'm getting robbed are you [ __ ] kidding me that is the short-sighted and frankly immature way of seeing things mr clinton let's go i boost cars and pop [ __ ] maturity is not really my [ __ ] thing we are women we are free we're bringing into the patriarchy we are women you are pain we are women here are shots we are women we have no doubt we are women we are free shut the [ __ ] up thank you oh my n word what's up homie huh i'm gonna put you in the [ __ ] ground you laugh at me again man calm down i have met a lot of [ __ ] in my life but you oh you're not long for this world if this is the way you [ __ ] act you little jumped up [ __ ] look how about this man calm down it was funny at first man i made a mistake unfortunately man you failed it was fun all right i apologize i accept your apology okay all right so let's hug it out right yours [ __ ] gotcha oh [ __ ] no i'm not funny i'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i got a difficult childhood damn man you all right i'm just [ __ ] on edge you know look i love you right but i would have i wouldn't [ __ ] look man lester said you had some information for us about michael [ __ ] michael i hope he's dead man i know y'all too man come on man you two had beef before but what the [ __ ] happened in north yangton somebody pinched him man who my friend ron met these chinese [ __ ] they're from yangshan and china we had some problems they mistakenly thought michael was a human being and kidnapped them yeah and now looks like they holding them somewhere in the scene yes come on bro well go [ __ ] yourself you want that piece of [ __ ] that's your [ __ ] business all right he's dead to me all right and chances are if and when i see him he's gonna be dead to everyone else as well hey come on bro don't do that you're pushing your luck pal what was that what what was that uh nothing ah [ __ ] everybody [ __ ] i told you he ain't my gila don't try to persuade me you're not lovers he's laughing at you you [ __ ] idiot you're making a mistake it costs a lot of money to track you down i'd record every favor i put in the midwest and then you kill several good men good day huh good day good [ __ ] day to you killer phillips isn't coming hey hey hey this is a big [ __ ] mistake [Applause] now you strap man oh [ __ ] get up go all right then i see you for sure hey sure you don't want to come in what your big empty ass house dog i'm depressed enough already all right well listen thanks look man before you go what the [ __ ] happened up there i said trevor went crazy tried to kill me i got jumped by the chinese man before all that i'm talking about the phase trev this guy brad man i know what you meant all right look i made a judgment call i don't know if it's the right one i did what i thought i had to do i had a young family franklin i was running with a crew of crazy [ __ ] with nothing to lose i saw it out a future for me for my family i took it you took it man you burned every [ __ ] you've ever known it was that or died look i know it sounds cold i don't expect you to understand it not yet but you will when you got tires of your own look you wake up one day and your legs they just give you just can't run anymore all right man look you watch your back all right when trevor finds out you still alive i don't know what the [ __ ] he gonna do don't worry about trevor he's not gonna get near me hey you watch your back you hear me dawg it ain't me he coming for we straight it's you dawg it's you i'm just saying set some fat [ __ ] old jackass on me please big man we had a deal we had paperwork hey [ __ ] off johnny hey you're a couple real fat asses put a beat down on an old man yeah we don't take that we have a deal with them just about please get those millennial ass wipes coming come in thank you thank you thank you yeah it turns out maybe i'm cut out for the movie business after all huh my friend you're a sentimental thug with zero artistic training and nothing interesting to say i would say you're overqualified anyway shut up and take a look at that oh [ __ ] eh feels good doesn't it feels like i've finally done something with my life actually done something a movie welcome to show business nothing but make-believe will ever feel quite real again all right michael come on let me show you some rushes i think you're gonna love it but it'd be great to hear your notes hey baby i just wanted to tell you i'm finally doing something with my life i'm making a movie a real one call me what's going on oh just enjoying a little labor dispute see we're about to do something really really bad so i need to present myself as a proper textile magnet so you stop making anything nothing looks more suspicious in america than someone who's actually prepared to make something jesus what about you ah pocket trevor we're having some problems brad yeah what else that's anyway the union depository is on hold for now can't do it without him especially now that he knows thank god you guys are here you alone davey where's your boyfriend steve he's on his way up yeah they're up here listen the shit's about to hit the fan our entire lives together has been nothing but a series of fans and shits sort this problem out for me and i will get mr leisure wear off your back and if we don't then i will go to jail and you will get shot [ __ ] you dave i've heard it all before not like this you haven't has he briefed you oh why yes he has he told us that if we do what you say then together we can take down the big bad wolf that is government corruption yeah and if you don't we're all gonna fry because the agency's on to us i've even got some fools in our own bureau that are questioning my methods i think i'm a liar a cheater some kind of a killer and a thief so so there's some uh evidence and i need you guys to find out what they know all right so what lester here to hack into the system wipe it all clean no no no that will not work the only way to access it is through your buildings [ __ ] me michael you'd be doing me a very big favor and if you do this i will make sure that all your files are deleted i promise you hey it's the last thing we do and we're done period of course i'm a man of my word dave let's go come on lester let's go good luck gentlemen so you got any idea how we'll do this scope it out but not really but i thought we'd start by finding a way into the building we're going in through the parking lot no no no we're waiting for someone to come out of it a janitor all right and how's that gonna get us in well the janitors are all on temp contracts they get replaced when their backs go or they ask for a day off so we find one of these guys we turn him and that's our end okay they're a particular guy i'm in the temp company's database right now found a guy about to clock off look at the file let me see harvey molina license plate 83qsl722 follow him see what we think sounds good here we are let's wait for him here we go this is not the car we're looking for so what do you think about this whole messed up situation i think they'll either kill you after this is done or keep you doing these stupid jobs until they don't have to kill you because someone else has done it for them yeah that sounds about right what's this another guy so what do we do oh what can we do we do the job then maybe you can delete the files when you're inside doing whatever else you're doing that might be a way out yeah well a way out is exactly what i need something's coming nope it's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive you can't put a price on freedom well that spur won't be there for the crew i'm gonna ask mr haynes for a budget maybe the leftover cash from the polito score we need something yeah see what you can do that's it that's not it there she is hola you got another one of those harvey who are you a guy with your best interests at heart fill your pockets with money and all you got to do is take a little vacation hey i work two jobs man take any break i can get yeah hey you want the beer i'll just take the overalls on your id what's in there oh and harvey i probably don't need to say this but you don't play ball i'll be forced to do something i really don't want to do enjoy your beer yeah hey what's the problem dawg steve [ __ ] hands of course it's steve [ __ ] it's always steve haynes that is not strictly true it's either steve haynes or it's trevor it's his family it's always one of them yeah that's true it is always one of them a fatal [ __ ] with a horrible family and even worse friends i told you franklin i ain't a good role model here whatever dog it's either this or dylan dimebags the bullets come cracking at your ass either way yeah thanks we need to find out something about this fib building a weakness or a way in next time i meet a morally destitute totally delusional highly corrupt government agent i hope he's a nice one man i'm not going in that [ __ ] by myself no no no nobody is going in we need to do some recon we need a little more information see i need the architectural plans but they're not online anywhere so i'm going to need paper copies now the architect's name is chip peterson this was his first big commission and the office is down in backlot city all right franklin you go tell him for a little while and then we'll talk all right dog i got you try not to hurt yourself yeah good good uh [Music] foreign hey i'm sorry i spiked you okay i just i get so mad and i can't control things and then you know [ __ ] just falls on top of me my life sucks right now and i don't know what to do except i want to say i love you and hug it out but all that wimpy [ __ ] is just well i'd say gay but i have some friends who are gay so that's not cool anymore and the ones that i don't really like it's not because they're gay so lame all right you are just a lame and angry psycho sometimes you do bad [ __ ] and things i don't know if i love you and i'm pretty sure i hate you a little bit but i'm just so [ __ ] upset that we can't even see each other and you're just a drunk lame dad you know what that might just be the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me so will you buy me a car what i mean not in this so will you buy me a car kind of way in a completely off topic can you buy me a car i mean firstly i'm a fat [ __ ] that you ruined and and secondly i will get a job and i will stop smoking pot in that sort of way okay i love you too son now go get a job because i don't have the money to buy you a car besides which way i'm probably gonna be dead in a couple weeks anyway please don't die okay yeah it's great catching up with you too dad yeah hey how's your mother oh she's great no she's not she's bored i mean all this mesmerizing tantric sex she's been having with a much younger better-built caring and compassionate man is great and all but what's she gonna do for the other six hours of the day what the [ __ ] i'm just winding you up you miserable bastard she's mad at you she's scared that you're gonna die and she wants you to go over there and prove that you give a [ __ ] all right all right all right i could take a [ __ ] hint let's go we'll get tracy on the way tracy on the other hand she's a star sort of excuse me i'm trying to write a screenshot shush woman hey amanda fabian michael hi mom hi jimmy this is to a picture of holistic well-being i don't think hey maybe they [ __ ] once a year between them oh that's my son amanda come i have a new unitard on hold you must pay for it hey hey buddy i'm gonna ask politely that you show my wife a little respect red meat has been blocking your cheese as well as your digestive tract i ain't even gonna go there i'm gonna ask you one time nicely michael just hit him please shush woman anything for you sweetheart i had some really good work there you dick there's a lot more where that came from holmes is he alive yeah he's fine listen amanda i wanted i'm meaning to say i just what he's trying to say mom is that he is a pathetic old drunken mess and he needs you and you could do a lot better than a prima donna yoga instructor with an anal fixation someone [ __ ] i guess we could try all i'm asking for is a shot neutral ground dr friedlander's office it's perfect all of us i'll pick up tracy and bring her there meet you fine all right you come on get up you idiot yoga no no yoga all right you know where your sister is right yep let's go wait wait wait but what about that sugar caffeine and emulsified pig fat flavored beverage i want another time oh i'm looking for something hip that you know says i'm capable of violence but i'm awesome in the sack so listen babe if you want to make it in vinewood you got to do whatever it takes even if whatever it takes is a depressed borderline alcoholic who hosts the third most popular talent show amongst the 40 year old female demographic so you'll let me on the show if i blow you yes and if you could wear some black lipstick the little guy loves the goth vibe oh whoa laszlo dude that was entirely out of context bro jim you find the egg slinger sit on him laszlo here is gonna have a little cosmetic work done no please stay put you lame ass mark sure kid what just not my junk okay ow are you popping a [ __ ] tent over here you [ __ ] psycho ah you made me a pouty [ __ ] hipster oh that looks purty here let's get rid of this oh my god papa bear what's daddy number two gonna think about this yeah let's not get him involved let's do i always thought [ __ ] stamps could be classy there we go oh nice you got like a camera phone or a mirror oh yeah i'll get you a mirror smash you over the head with it too fast snip snip oh this is a real one-stop shop what are you doing no that's my it's my signature my ponytail now i gotta get extensions no what you gotta get is my daughter whatever she wants yeah without sucking on your piddlestick look okay guys that was a joke i'm a clown i'm a sad lonely little clown you're gonna put her on your show and you're gonna make sure she looks good look okay i got a lot of juice in this town but i mean i'm not a miracle just do it yeah all right all right trace let's go we're gonna get to the therapist what so i'll like call you or something okay bye whatever a family that needs therapy my pony how do i look it's not good is it what's wrong with you amanda hello good to see you again michael i'm so glad isn't this great fantastic michael i'm positive i am being positive this is me being positive give it up michael the sarcasm it's one of the reasons i moved out it's beneath you no it's not amanda trust me nothing's beneath me no normally there's a [ __ ] beneath you you know for someone who spends every waking moment working on themselves inside and out i gotta tell you the progress has been really [ __ ] slow how would you know what progress is like you stupid murdering [ __ ] uh gee because all you do is whine at me oh all i do is whine michael could you please stop murdering people michael could you please stop endangering me and the both of your children you kill people and then you sit in the sun and drink and feel guilty about it that is not work i don't see you complaining on the way to the [ __ ] bank [Music] let's face it amanda we're trailer trash you and me we were taught to do this get a center michael you have no center how about you suck my [ __ ] no wait we'll both get a sinner before that ever happens you are such a [ __ ] animal a deranged animal you're [ __ ] right i'm deranged how could i not be i should have had you locked up years ago you stupid oh [ __ ] do it i'll put you in the [ __ ] ground with the rest of them and that's really all the time we have oh great i think we made some real progress there oh uh michael i hope this goes without saying but family work is a little more expensive what double squared of course take care now hey so you gotta come home with me or what guess we'll give it a try all right then kids [Music] kids rooms if you find dead bodies cheap women or trevor phillips we're checking into the rockford hills hotel ah it's cracking hey you got him of course i do home here thank you so all good sure homie so is this [ __ ] for real we just gonna rob the fib and be allowed to walk by your boys like that yeah i don't [ __ ] know probably not all right lester what do you got uh i don't quite know yet give me a minute i'm not a [ __ ] computer oh oh oh maybe i am here's what i think we have two options the new security software goes into containment mode in case of emergency you know uh earthquakes mudslides acts of god so we can plant some fire bombs they go bang the emergency call goes out we hijack it show up as firemen and then we grab the containment drive or we could hack the system on site we'll go in my uh by air hope we don't run into too much physical resistance sounds relaxing either bombing our office ran by division of corrupt government psychos or defeating one of the world's most complex security system using our worthless ass ninja skills huh yeah eeny meeny miny moe if you favor the firebomb containment drive option you'll go in with that janitor's id you picked up it'll be at night when most of the workers are off you mop the place and plant the bombs where we need them seriously i got a mop yeah yeah you really do they'll clock you on the cameras if you're play acting you also need a fire truck to show up in when the bombs go off and a getaway car stashed in a quiet place near the bureau so you could torch the truck and get out the car doesn't have to be anything special there shouldn't be any heat and what about the other way with the uh ninja skills now you choose that route you won't be using the janitor's gear but we had to cover all the bases that your fib paymasters will have to provide you with a chopper and a pilot now you fly way up above the building parachute in and gain access to the roof here now you'll need to be armed to the teeth mind you just in case the uh [ __ ] goes down mopping or parachuting wow you're making this choice really difficult the hanes has given us the leftover money from the polito job to pull this mission and we have a winner i'll make the arrangement to call you when we're ready all right [ __ ] here you know um i'm still looking into that union depository gig it's real interesting but i don't know if we can do it without you know who well as long as he can't do it without us okay hello hello good to see you slick devin the hell are you doing here it's over michael you're doing good kid you kept this [ __ ] up long enough to help me trigger a fantastic insurance payout when the plug is pulled i love you you're you're like my spirit brother now we're solomon he's out getting the negatives of film whatever the [ __ ] it is the last dinosaur in town is about to get fossilized what are you talking about look the movie's nearly done so if the plug's pulled now the investors meaning us get a massive insurance payout meanwhile i can use that to get the other major shareholder the old bastards idiot son to agree to tear this relic down and let me redevelop the area for condos and in this economy the city's gonna let me build tax free i might even get some rebates it is a brilliant thing and it is all thanks to you and molly's eye for the details of the insurance policy michael they're [ __ ] us the suits and they don't even wear suits wolves and turds clothing try not to take it too badly mr richards were you ever a human being look people used to like films now they're like what videoing themselves beating off on their eye fruit phones don't blame me i'm a very spiritual person i feel badly about this but evolution is evolution gentlemen molly namaste can i take the film now mr richards my plane leaves in 25 minutes can't we do something at least let me finish the picture then close the place down i'm afraid our timetable doesn't allow for that goodbye mr richards where the hell is she going with that movie she is taking the only copy offshore somewhere nice and discreet analog god it's certainly got its complications michael can you do something no he can't do anything pal it's an inevitability my wife got screwed by a yogi and now i'm getting screwed by a yogi [ __ ] that i'm a producer nobody [ __ ] with my film he wants to kill me he wants to kill me oh lady hey how you doing ah pretty good under the circumstances about to knock off a federal government building oh meanwhile my psychotic former bff is trying to figure out a way to kill me but hey the meds are kicking in life's good well exactly franklin got us what we need put those on then what then head in there and uh rig up a slightly more sophisticated fire trap than we've got here so i'm guessing drapes and cinder candle aren't going to do the trick huh no no no no you'll have incendiaries and a remote device now they need to be strategically placed so we can ensure that we still have access to the server and that the structure maintains its integrity now once you get out trigger the bombs meet up with franklin and the crew and we'll intercept the emergency call and you all go in as firemen got it yeah i got it sounds a little idiotic well under the circumstances it was the best i could do and if you remember you were the one who chose to do it like this oh come on but you know trevor has a point about you you whine too much yeah [ __ ] you oh don't even try it don't worry hey charge is set i'm out of the building [Music] all right people well what i never thought i'd see you clowns again we did it [ __ ] right we did it how was it for a suicidally dangerous mission impersonating emergency services while working a high security government facility it was surprisingly uplifting come here give me some of that oh sorry i forgot you forgot my very very obvious illness it happens whatever hey let's get drunk franklin fill up the glasses got some real vintage moonshine hillbilly type [ __ ] we're gonna be seeing triple and committing incest in minutes just as [ __ ] to make a man forget his trouble oh exactly i am just going to get drunk as a skunk and then i'm going to reverse engineer a webcam and spy on those sorority girls again i'm ill okay give me a break cheers [Applause] man that's some fall ass [ __ ] all right boys i hate to break up the ritual but i got to go square things up with davey and dickwad for serious hey i just want them to know that now that we did this thing for them and we have the evidence that we did this thing for them that we can all go our own separate ways you know well [ __ ] it you want me to go with you no stay have fun i got to do this alone right now the sooner the better it's one way to look at it that right besides i want to put this [ __ ] to bed then i can figure out trevor you know get my life back go back to being bored and miserable and loving every [ __ ] minute of it here enjoy the incest juice man you boys show know how to put the fun back in midlife crisis ah see david that's why we're such great friends huh we're old school we like old-fashioned things newspapers celluloid good guys bad guys we're friends well i don't know you tell me we did what you said right got those people off your back now you're gonna do like you said and cut me loose right things are not gonna work out quite that way there's a bit of a problem that's right davey boy you could say that steve i told you i would handle it oh because you've handled everything so [ __ ] well so far haven't you all right i admit things have been a little unorthodox [ __ ] orthodox you've ruined my career agent sanchez arrest these men both of them oh i won't play are you [ __ ] kidding me arrest me for what for multiple counts of every [ __ ] crime under the [ __ ] sun oh well then let me rephrase why why because cause you don't want me to testify in court about our various business dealings right agent sanchez apprehend the suspect agent sanchez you'll do no such thing now steve we agreed to speak to michael to try and explain things to him not this this causes problems for us all okay okay then put your gun down and we'll talk after you buddy come on where's the trust you can do better than that they know or think they know that i'm the one that was behind the incident uh-huh and now you want me to clean up your mess again right before i end up at the bottom of the ocean [ __ ] good luck with that put the weapons down boys fun time is over we've got you anti-american active put your weapons down all of you who the [ __ ] are you with with me you [ __ ] rad i knew you didn't have the balls for this for the record i'm a patriot i love my country put the weapons down [ __ ] you we all know you agency boys are ball deep in a plot to drive up your funding by any means necessary who the [ __ ] are they [ __ ] merryweather what are they doing here steve put your gun down same goddamn leg god [ __ ] [ __ ] you're gonna die [ __ ] the [ __ ] hey if anyone's gonna kill you old friend it's gonna be me oh you're here to finish the job t no no no no i'm just here for the opportunity now run what are you doing smoking huh no no no that's bad for you don't you know huh yeah well maybe it's got a little something to do with being caught in the middle of a three-way fire fight between two government agencies and a private militia you know it gets me a little stressed out okay but we still need you alive mikey boy i mean you know at least for now unless of course you have another surprise for me huh maybe something to do with another inappropriate friendship that wasn't exactly dave's fault no no no he's just the friendly face of a corrupt government agency looking to further his career by dealing with an equally corrupt and full of the [ __ ] brim with [ __ ] low rent hood listen trevor listen i've been meaning uh you know i've been meaning i've been meaning to tell you you know i mean what help me what are you even meaning to tell me huh that you stabbed me in the back or that you were and always will be a worthless wretch who deserves to be put under yeah whatever did you come back for oh you know why ah no not one last score and if it goes good guess what i don't have to put a little bullet in your head but if it goes bad well that's okay too because then you and i get to go to hell and i get to spend the rest of eternity with you tormenting you well i guess it's on then yeah i guess it is call lester let's go on speakerphone hey it's me i know how'd it go just fabulous ran into an old friend matter of fact you saved my ass we're all friends now i suppose the group hugs out of the question he wants to uh still go on the final victory tour all right when it looks like it's a go i'll contact you and remember this we will be gentlemen history sorted nasty depraved history but history nonetheless all right there you happy [ __ ] thrilled don't forget amigo keep my eye on you yeah oh man oh hey hey what you doing here i mean i'm real glad you're here come here i can't stay what's up babe it's lamar what that fool won't name it's your best friend he's your best [ __ ] friend for real my best friend my homeboy right my [ __ ] man [ __ ] you i mean not like that man but no he ain't he's just another [ __ ] from the hood him stretching all the [ __ ] clowns all they want to do is drag a [ __ ] down and live in the past and this is the future a big empty house with nobody who gives a [ __ ] about you oh [ __ ] it works for me it can work for you babe i'm getting married franklin to a doctor not a murderer what the [ __ ] you doing here tanisha i'm worried about lamar you gotta help him franklin man that [ __ ] is over oh i'm a legitimate businessman now sister i'm a ceo and investor i'm illuminati i'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you a phony [ __ ] what i ain't saying you gotta marry the fool i'm saying he's about to get killed over that deal you ain't put on with stretcher set him up [ __ ] man my whole [ __ ] life i've been looking after this [ __ ] paying the price afterwards [ __ ] well at least do it one more time franklin for me for you for you and your doctor i love you and lamar we grew up together but this life ain't for me and you knew that you ain't changing i don't care how many cars you own how many apartments you own i don't care how many diamonds you put in your it ain't for me not done bad or done good babe look i'll change no you won't and that's fair enough but at least respect what you do who you are if you let that idiot die you a bigger [ __ ] than i thought look he's going up to some sawmill near paleto bay you do what you got to do why'd you invite this stooly huh we want lamar to be rescued not sold to the feds give it a rest ass wipe man with y'all two shut the [ __ ] up now let's take a look at this place man lester said this was some type of big weed store spot place is crawling with ballers you know now me and you we don't mind the old gang warfare but suede bucks over there tell trevor i said bite me man i said shut up now i see the weeble where the [ __ ] is le man oh [ __ ] there he go you know what tell trevor i'm gonna be up on this hill with my rifle i don't want to be anywhere around him when he [ __ ] this whole thing up classic classic huh he's already planning his escape oh [ __ ] so i guess i guess what we learned is [ __ ] don't think it ain't no fun to be half [ __ ] with the hobbies [ __ ] you feel me my [ __ ] yeah i guess you can look at it like that hey but i was real [ __ ] my [ __ ] uh you know your [ __ ] out here doing b.a.d man why don't you slide me a few dollars or something you know what i'm talking about it's hard out here in a second oh [ __ ] my [ __ ] that's nothing [ __ ] i know you don't win all the illuminati and [ __ ] you don't say leaving the street [ __ ] at the back but damn man uh way to keep a [ __ ] down my [ __ ] i mean thank you i guess just pay me for all the work a [ __ ] put in for you getting them cars and [ __ ] you know what i'm talking about giving [ __ ] just enough money to get them a little 40 ounce in the bucket of chicken on the way to the poor house huh man don't be like that dog cause number one i never got paid for the [ __ ] cars number two i saved your [ __ ] ass no matter how many times you and that tiny [ __ ] brain of yours to try to get us killed i saved you dawg are you supposed to my [ __ ] i thought we was homies for life me too but i thought we was trying to get out of this [ __ ] you live in a fantasy homie the best thing you can hope for is a big turnoff of your [ __ ] frontal [ __ ] ain't nobody coming to your funeral what man what up all the [ __ ] times i saved your life homie what about that oh thank you homie thanks for leaving your [ __ ] in the backfield you know what money if your ass can just act civilized you will get some work but instead you want to be this gang-banging mad dog and [ __ ] oh my bad mr gold car excuse me sir thank you for helping out a post street [ __ ] like me sir you can go now sir thank you thank you thank you [ __ ] who you think i am [ __ ] [ __ ] you little mother nah [ __ ] you f [ __ ] i thought we was homies [ __ ] but that's some [ __ ] that just got past you my [ __ ] you know what dog if something good comes up i hit my dude man chill out all right yeah whatever [ __ ] you just hit me when you find out what the true concept of friendship is [ __ ] we came from the sandbox together i know that i got you dawg if something good come up i got you yeah whatever [ __ ] i'm in the turf [ __ ] if you remember where that is oh what's up playa hello franklin man i don't know y'all we done hey we ain't done yet umi not yet merely man what the [ __ ] y'all want me to do kill the president [ __ ] his wife or something or invade some [ __ ] country no no something more sensible something that's got to be done hey when the timing's right you're going to take old trevor and put him out the pasture oh me michael will be sensible but trevor trevor won't be trevor is a liability that none of us can afford man trevor saved you he saved both y'all asses and it's unfortunate hey when we give you the word you're gonna do this thing make it michael to do it me and trevor cool dog michael can't do it trevor won't let him near that's why it's up to you homie [ __ ] hey who was that nobody don't worry about it [ __ ] hey thanks antonio get me nice and tight hey it's laszlo on the red carpet of meltdown some big stars some beautiful dresses i'm working to see some side boot tonight come on we did it solomon we [ __ ] did it [Music] [ __ ] you fate i may be a lecherous old husband but i'm a husband with a premiere at the oriental theater on vinewood boulevard i'll see you in there hey thanks enjoy the picture everyone mr richards mr richard hi if i could just bother you for a second um i'm laszlo from famer shame um but i do some acting on the side i was wondering enough oh yeah of course you should come see me kid i think i got a project that would be perfect for you oh that's fantastic it's called the closet really modern stuff pervert come on no no no no no let's go lying okay i never had surgery come on milton milton hi sorry to bother you quick question get in here tight um love love loved the movie well thank you so much i appreciate it when when you were that polar bear and you had to eat your baby i mean that's right all right jesus christ i was emotional sticking i just have a hug that really affected me all right i gotta go thank you so much excuse me excuse me come on come on let's get in there ah laszlo oh [ __ ] come on [ __ ] dick where the hell is she looks like she stood you up hey hope i'm not too late i wouldn't miss this for the world devin the [ __ ] are you doing here hey what a movie huh meltdown congratulations mikey we did it hey let's get a picture huh you me the proud producer such a pleasure working with you you see i was here unlike your wife seems to be stuck at home you twisted [ __ ] you're a dead man let's go jim come on he's in there with our girl mom dad [ __ ] stop it wow okay [Music] you do stay here keep your heads down be safe baby don't you worry about me i got you you dick all right no it's not what was that someone there i'm gonna start shooting yeah you like that don't you huh take it all [ __ ] off i i thought i was on that guy oh so you sit on his face it's called teabagging i really [ __ ] him up good though huh all right listen i'm gonna make a call it's all gonna be okay stay put they came to my house lester my house so i asked amanda and the kids to move out for a few days they came after my family all right right i don't know what to say does this change where you stand on the union depository hell no we move on that right away before it gets any hotter that's smart joint i'll get word to frank and trevor hey sorry i'm late oh we were just talking about you well don't worry another few hours you never have to talk about me again trevor you're the one who likes to talk watch your back you too that's all i'm saying [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] you it's all right enough thank you okay uh this is it well we have two options they're both little uh out there but then again what do you expect okay option one we hijack their armored cars we take the crews hostage and then we infiltrate the depository now once you're in there and you've got the score we send in a team of modded cars you load up you get out we'll need to infiltrate the transportation grid and manipulate it to aid our escape but option two we cause a distraction out front make him think we're dumb well we've never had a problem convincing people of that halfway the other guys will be drilling taking what they can you're gonna be the distraction always the attention seeker you know for a guy who's always stepping on his friends to get ahead he has an unfortunately low sense of self-worth okay okay let me show you the board to uh recap these are our options we try to make them give us the gold or we drill a big old hole in the side of the bank and we take it out if you're drilling a big old hole you'll need a big old drill a tunnel bore machine i'll locate it but you have to steal it and store it near the bank they're excavating a new part of the metro network around there so that's where you'll go in uh we'll need choppers for the getaway to trevor has one we can use the other can be bought the guys on the ground will need a getaway car so get something fast and tough and then modify it as much as you can to increase your chances of getting away from the cops it's got to be stored in a parking garage near the ud there's going to be a lot of heat so think about that um or i'm forgetting something uh oh that's it we'll need a train to land the gold on and take it to the warehouse you'll have to steal it again i'll send you the details now if you've got to get some police stingers and only cops are licensed to have them so that's a headache of its own oh what else um oh right yeah you'll need to get a hold of and mod some getaway cars the normal suspension's gonna give out under a couple of tons of gold whoa man a couple of times four tons in total that's what i can get the system to divert into the cage we're hitting [ __ ] me okay okay last thing you remember that underpass we saw from the helicopter now that's where i'll set up the smoke and mirrors to get the cops off your scent i've heard that before okay and we need those stingers and the modified getaway car i knew you'd like that sounds kind of fruity if you ask me nobody asked you look this is our only hope you control traffic in this town you control the streets i think it could work it will work all right maria get changed all right this is the biggest day of your sorry little life hey man so we really doing this [ __ ] frank come on next door ah our network hacker don't be fooled by the crt and the fax machine the hardware here is state of the art cool hey where's the rest of the crew outside hey good luck homies i'll see you all in mission row all right oh we'll see you there with approximately eight tons of gold four tons not eight all right people let's go get in the car baby we are about to make history [Applause] hey get this ready let's go let's go yeah we got a one minute window before the gps starts reading abnormal then let that slaughter come out do you like this one no oh [ __ ] hey please whatever you do no [ __ ] we need you no no what's your name casey casey get in the [ __ ] truck let's go go go go get it let's go oh come on go your welfare we're whimpering onion 86 in sight standby hey i was expecting you like half minute ago here you go gets me every time onion 86 in the building eggplant 22 in sight standby [Music] they're here don't do anything stupid let's go pal authorization good good good access is good courtesy escort is go take us to it follow me hey so you know what to do uh-huh come on okay gentlemen oh okay good job to do absolutely there is a lot of gold in here we're just holding on to it for the chinese now we ever want to keep it in the united states sure take what you can carry that's good stuff hey come on come on come on we got a schedule all right get many jobs after this no this last one he's retiring exploring other opportunities hey you know your chance of an early death increases dramatically when you retire yeah i'll bear that in mind cargo's in the loading bay get her on board all right come on let's not take up any more of this gentleman's time than we have to ah that's it let's go hey i'm not feeling so well and i think maybe i'm just casey suck it up you can't handle the hangover case do not over indulge [ __ ] i hope you got a solution for this problem yeah dog we own it okay okay okay the link's active now you can control the traffic lights let's go good luck hey we got it damn this just seemed easy enough hustle up you guys redistribute the weight here they are hey good work damn i can't believe we got the mess damn right all without firing a bullet ah don't forget our pace here huh the let ain't no no please don't no wait the biggest score of our lives we ain't taking any chances sorry pally well it ain't a chance please in on it huh get up hey get up you tell them something that ain't on the news already this whole thing was your idea yeah yeah i i understand not a word exactly yeah i always jumped i i never saw a thing go you're [ __ ] going as soft as that old blasted boy in your pants this divorce couldn't come soon enough look at it yeah oh man work first bicker later man all right oh [ __ ] merryweather mercenary [ __ ] bikers you keep loading we'll deal with this so much for the bulletless revolution man we always getting [ __ ] with you hold the perimeter everyone else in your cars we leave while we can hey what's stopping me from riding off into the sunset huh with my saddle bags of bulgin lester's the only guy who could flip metal without making a noise [ __ ] you want to try be my guest all right lead the way [Music] i don't see the vehicles okay seal the tunnel and get a ground team in there all right those guys will take care of the metal lester's meeting us at my gentlemen lester we have just made history ah i don't want to ask a dumb question here but where's the medal i've got it on lockdown for a few days while i'm waiting for the go-ahead to melt it and move it where where exactly where is just the point let's say somebody gets pinched well then where is the evidence or if anyone gets any silly ideas then they'll just be futile so we can take it easy knowing that uh it's gonna be a few days before judas here shows his true colors really now yeah now sugar why don't you take a moment while you're sitting on that big fat pile of cash to chill the [ __ ] out and realize what's done is done whatever you say well this is a good time [ __ ] [ __ ] you man hey hey hey god for a couple of midwest stick-up artists you guys sure have become a pair of whiny west coast douchebags what the [ __ ] is wrong with the west coast oh nothing i love it here everyone's so numbed by the sun that if you use a three-syllable word they think you're a professor [ __ ] you yeah [ __ ] you you high and mighty weasel and you don't talk down them to these [ __ ] idiots hey leave lester alone oh oh you and lester together oh now that makes [ __ ] sense oh for [ __ ] sake man you all the [ __ ] man i gotta go calm down homie this [ __ ] was real illuminating franklin sorry come on back you have a beer or something hey slick it's me what the [ __ ] do you want you got my money punk hey you got some coconut water or something like that i need some electrolytes damn it's kind of warm isn't it man you got a death wish or something am i supposed to kill you now oh no bro not me no oh yeah but that's my boy yeah but that's my boy he has betrayed everyone he's ever known he's got you involved with the federal government and he's messed up several business ventures of mine he has got to go and you know what i'd like to say that this isn't personal but it is personal but the fares man the feds have told me to kill trevor and i obviously can't kill them both the feds steve haynes dave norton i own shopping malls i would not employ those two clowns and and i make one phone call their careers they are over so you're gonna a listen to some 50 grand a year pension hunter or b a billionaire who even the president let's finger his wife or c try and be really stupid and save those two idiot mentors of yours and have everybody in the god damn state crawling up your ass a b or c times ticking pow beep beep beep bend your answer is man you know what man [ __ ] you genius answer pal total genius but time is running you think about it me i got a triathlon coming up and i am in deep training bye-bye franklin lester dawg man we need to talk i got a problem i need your help with man actually [ __ ] it man we all got a problem you can help us with calm down all right come to my house all right all right i'm coming what's the panic bro what the [ __ ] do you think man imagine a [ __ ] scenario that will [ __ ] things up the worse boy my mind is just racing but you know i don't want to say something that's really exciting and then you have to act all deflated and say no no it's just that somebody got the same tattoo i got so why don't you just go ahead and tell me some [ __ ] wants me to kill michael some other [ __ ] wants me to kill trevor i feel i can't kill both of them man i'm [ __ ] man i don't know what the [ __ ] to do right now hey well i can see that who are the [ __ ] steve haynes this angry [ __ ] from the fib yeah um devon weston man you know the uh that angry rich [ __ ] from whatever hole he hibernates in exactly all right all right i say kill michael then kill trevor man are you for real you're [ __ ] you know i i don't know you know everything dawg i know okay but i'm sorry i guess this is it you know i'm doing my best man i don't know how you can deal with both of them i know man [ __ ] we're [ __ ] every single one of us is [ __ ] unless okay steve haynes is under a lot of heat because of the shootings at court center and devon weston's a known to be a major [ __ ] and b known to be friendly with don percival who runs meriwether i think actually westin owns a piece of merryweather right 11 pretty good for a pseudo liberal owning a private army so they would both love to be involved in capturing the bullying that we just lifted if i tell them both that you boys are at the foundry and where you had heights melting it down then maybe maybe both of them will pay you a visit and bam we turn it into a bust i ain't got no better ideas all right i'm gonna get in touch with michael and trevor you go to the foundry get yourself set up i gotcha he is where we going we uh heading to the foundry place look man mike on trevor they should be inside can you stay out here and let us know when the bad dudes is coming i got it man i'll holler and you're bringing a rifle yeah i'm bringing a rifle it's a good gun it'll get the job done hey man what the [ __ ] am i doing risking my ass trying to save y'all ass you just gonna kill each other hey you're not saving me you're saving him oh you're saving this fat [ __ ] man y'all got to keep y'all [ __ ] heads writing in this [ __ ] if not man i put bullets in both you [ __ ] hey they here i know when i see them homie they creep all right good y'all hear that now we doing this [ __ ] man it's either now or never come on trevor [ __ ] it where do you want me all right man you go over there all right where you want me you hold your position right there okay i'm gonna go over there wait come on you know what you're dying for bob next to me hey we'll get through this taking each other out this was mine ah there's no metal here all right i'm coming dog i need some help man quick hold tight man i'm on my way hey these are fools speaking on you there you go it wouldn't be right if i didn't have to save your ass just once save me i think i just wanted some cup good looking home man i got to stay out here with lamar can you get to him [ __ ] fine i'll try and find him never stop being a prick can you stop being an app oh please it's getting heavy out here what's the problem t there you are man you had me worried i was a little winded all right i took the t.o it's nice to see you so worked up yeah well don't do it again watch out another fib team on the way yeah all clear frank we're clear inside here i am [Music] they can't sustain this i don't see it sharks i'm right here we're looking okay let's regroup with the main set of doors so oh what's up uh what's next huh we're just gonna wait around for someone to kill us or are we gonna wait till this [ __ ] gets turned again huh bite me ain't anybody getting turned again and you know it hey man the way i see it we only just begun to clean this [ __ ] up we got a lot of old friends i think need to be re-educated a lot of friends i mean things could get really messy no we just got to silence a few noisy people hello let me see there's uh steve haynes dave norton no we need him alive why so nobody [ __ ] with us afterwards what about that triad [ __ ] the one that thank you two boys is dating [ __ ] you know he bound to come back yep there's that well who's the uh the guy who set up lamar stretch we want to throw him in should trevor throw anyone in just to satisfy his bloodlust whoa hey it's called a [ __ ] loose end all right and if we're gonna be men of peace and tranquility we tie up loose ends man stretch has been a liability but then we're gonna have to take care of our old pals devin weston and steve haynes oh [ __ ] what a mess man well let's get it cleaned up how about you get lester on the line who is this stop calling this number hey it's me dawg you're alive i thought someone might have your phone no no but look i got you on speakerphone did mike make it yeah i'm here and the other one see you putting the ground wheels uh-huh you am just calling for a chat no we got some work to do can you get us some whereabouts i'll do my best who steve haynes to start and devin weston's ass and uh wait ching w-e-i-c-h-e-n-g way tang leitang and franklin's pal stretch stretch yeah man look his real name is harold joseph okay well i can tell you that agent haynes is taping a show over on del pero pier shooting permit came up immediately shotgun i wanna die that [ __ ] since the moment i met him all right all right i got a signal from mr harold joseph's phone over at the bj smith recreation center yeah i got him i got him let's keep him clear of uh known associates all right thanks dawg you got it what you got for me tao chang's credit card just bought a magnum at the beach club in pacific bluffs okay i'll go ask his ass about his punk-ass dad when i find mr whiston i'll send the coordinates all right good all right we made our plans let's stick to them we take out our assigned targets any deviation will lead to confusion and probably failure we got one shot at this guys was entirely your fault tp enterprise main campus all right ron what's happening trevor we're undergoing the transition oh yeah i think that chinese problem might be taken care of and there's money in the bank well the o'neills are gone and the bikers ain't showing up again so we're rich and at peace long as the forces of corporate darkness don't identify us as a threat there's nothing to hold us back yeah i guess we're all out of excuses and this is the result throw in a senior fig oh my god guy what's his name he shot him jesus what's going on [ __ ] [Applause] [Applause] miles per hour [Applause] [Applause] ah hey lester i dealt with haynes you got a location on devon weston yet yeah yeah i do a merryweather team was dispatched to protect him at his house in the town of the hills and i say house it's more of a yeah whatever i'll go up there and get them so what we got man stretch are still in play [Music] that was him hey i got out clean you dudes ain't gonna have no more triads coming after we ain't gonna have anyone to sell super weapons to [Applause] joseph still outstanding i'm taking care of him hey girlfriend [Music] [ __ ] trying to break the order again [Music] hey he ain't a problem no more frank [ __ ] he wasn't my pal he was a dude thanks so what we got man i'm picking up devin weston so we can have some fun with them now don't worry i won't get started till we're all together not properly at least [ __ ] hey unless you got news from the foundry team i don't want to be disturbed we got a constant protect dw i'm the definition of sp i'm the most suspicious person you'll meet what do you mean all our operatives are dead wait wait hear me out no more talking [Music] [Music] i got mr weston let's take him out of the city make him disappear meet me on the cliffs off the trilliad mountain state wilderness [Music] [Applause] [Music] excuse me my car [Music] [Music] think about that go medicate your funny trick [Applause] you know you're you're a resourceful guy getting past those train killers i need someone like you in my organization the ceo position is gonna be vacant real soon slick i've got nothing against you apart from the obvious hygiene issues michael carter's problem so michael had to go you're looking at it rationally there are people who are useful to you and people who ain't and the people who ain't gotta go me i'm not rational i don't care if you're useful or not i feel like taking you out devo so that's what i'm doing this is a serious offer work for me you'll have everything you'll never wanted all i've ever wanted is to watch you drift in and out of consciousness as you're slowly disemboweled yes yes that's the kind of creativity i need on my team come on come on let me out of here look i got my own company trevor phillips industries oh yeah uh a fellow entrepreneur let me buy a stick that gives you money to grow i don't know if you heard but i'm kind of gold rich right now so you got precisely nothing to offer prepare for the end my friend i'm gonna get you this is why people want to kill you you won't shut up how did you not see [Music] [Laughter] i'm me out of here and i'm coming for you pipe down [Music] not right now my friends won't be happy if i empty a clip into the trunk [Applause] here we are slick with a few minutes for some one-on-one time hey the good tea never better amigo franklin i'll be here franklin all right what's up i assume you got him oh safe and sound ain't that right hey my bad homie i picked c ain't that a [ __ ] you know devin the way i see it and hey i'm no intelligent businessman like you but the way i see it there's two great evils that bedevil american capitalism the type that you practice number one is outsourcing you paid a private company to do your dirty work for you and then you underpaid that company because you thought you were big enough and bad enough that you didn't have to play by the rules oh number two offshoring your profits offshoring oh it's horrible you wouldn't want to be sent offshore just to save a little money would you t no i wouldn't oh no nowhere no see but we know your opinions on the matter devon keep your problems the [ __ ] out of america huh in this instance when he puts it like that it makes sense of course it does hey devin goodbye my old friend thanks for all the advice [Music] [Applause] so now what now we keep a low profile and get on with our lives best friends do i have a choice no not really all right then as uh flawed awful totally uncomfortable and poorly matched friends absolutely oh that's perfect then we can get back to the kind of capitalism we practice [ __ ] i don't know how much more better that is than devin's con ooh hypocrisy franklin civilization's greatest virtue jesus your therapist has a lot to answer for i know i still hate myself but hey at least i know the words for it now yeah but i hate you and i know the words for it so does that mean i don't have to go to therapy look man you two [ __ ] terrify me of that middle age i'm good you're right to be afraid franklin yeah be very afraid franklin tell you one thing t i'm getting too old for this nonsense you

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