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[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] god damn girl you fine as a [ __ ] oh i mean i mean that like not like in the stalker type way or not i'm just i'm just saying like you do look good you know you know we've been friends online for so long you know it's time for us to take our relationship a little bit further you know like in like a sexual way or something oh my bad it ain't like that excuse me you know [ __ ] it that's neither here nor there despite the rejection i'm still gonna help you get settled in baby you know might not be the flowers type girl but i got something else for you hi y'all welcome to los santos untraceable give me a tug kid my bad okay let's go say baby it is a gang of opportunities in los angeles i mean that's if you got the nuts here but you know your boy know people all over the city like my boy howe he like literally best mechanic in town and my boy simeon you know he the best [ __ ] artist in town was [ __ ] my boy g or any of the homies from family baby you straight matter of fact i'm gonna run you to house right now cause he might get you a little race or something you know what i'm talking about you like cars right yeah put up a little wager you know i got my money on you baby got a lot of [ __ ] on you hey that's my [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] a couple birds [Music] [Music] this the spot baby hey just go post up and wait for me right there real quick while i make this call i gotta hit the homiante you know she got that i mean i mean i'm a community actor anyway we're gonna get you a car we're gonna get you a car to race in so you know well to look at the back of my [ __ ] in because you ain't gonna beat me i'm just saying though baby you all right baby let's see what you got and i do mean baby in a totally non-sexual way just don't get upset when i don't let you win right up here homie i'm about to go nice and slow for your [ __ ] ass ah you gotta try harder than that girl yes yeah man if you don't get off my phone with this [ __ ] why man some people are so clean hey what that [ __ ] do you trying to make some cheese my boy gerald g he looking for somebody low-key right now in the b-1000 with you i'm thinking you look it's a big exchange of merchandise going down the bar goes in the ball he doesn't squash the little uh cultural differences of what the [ __ ] ever anyway why don't you slide down there and see if you can shake up the free market economy a little bit uh get that cheap hey i'm gonna text you the boy g address don't even trip he's straight that's my dog you know we got you [Applause] hey gee come out here man my folks here what's up dawg how you doing well god damn you anti-social [ __ ] you gonna speak hey see i told you y'all gonna get along great y'all can get take this [ __ ] on the road how your little ventriloquist act going on maybe you can stick your hand up his ass give him the dough yeah all right here it's right don't bother counting it you get anything else interesting bring it my way yeah but i tell you what i tell you [ __ ] he like you and now you got you some bread what you need to do is go get you some [ __ ] gear because you bummed me as [ __ ] you can't be walking around with me looking like that you need to better representate yourself you know what i'm talking about hey g don't get lost fool come on man tear that [ __ ] off man i need my commission gee you hear me dawg i need my commission [ __ ] you bout a stingy [ __ ] man what you got all right cool i uh-huh great nice now keep your mouth shut about me you're here hello my dear girl it's your uncle simeone i know we're not really family but if you are very lucky maybe we become business associates which is even better the modifications on the car they are a present a gift from me to you and like all gifts they are freely given although you are now forever in my debt bearing that in mind at all times perhaps i will text you with the occasional favor for me listen eventually after many years of hard work you too can afford a nasty lock-up in which to keep or you're classily modified in unique vehicles but in the meantime just don't get dropped okay i see you soon interesting interesting well done perfect well not perfect but it will do for now perfection is a cruel mistress great well done you are very resourceful i like that really i do thank you my girl thank you you are the daughter i never wanted seriously i mean that huh liberation has done much for your gender i honor your boundless fertility of imagination this is it this is it big dog about to take down some [ __ ] i mean no offense but i ain't talking about you i ain't talking about you that's that's a [ __ ] up metaphor man come on in here man the point is man your boy ld is about to become king ld yeah old school og new way big dog sneaky [ __ ] king of the castle og that's who you looking at and you you one of the knights of my round table a c knight and this here this is some mythical [ __ ] [ __ ] man only in this version the dragon driver low rider we bout to peel his [ __ ] ass for it and you know what he ain't even no dragon he's a [ __ ] and we gonna spin his beak so fast he won't even know what hit him you feel me damn i should write these metaphors down you boy a straight poet hey you know my boy benny that's my boy benny man he does the best work benny what's happening pimp that boy go hard hey look man if you like that old school [ __ ] that real [ __ ] and not that new school plastic [ __ ] you know i'm talking about that los santos classic [ __ ] man the most beautiful work you've ever seen then that's why he like me cause i'm just like that classical beautiful and imperial as a [ __ ] man i'm kind of lyrical dude like caesar a writer and a fighter talking all this whole school [ __ ] look the whole move relies on the fact that the ballers and the vocals got a whole lot of og's that care way too much about flossing a low riders than they do about paying homage to secret respect to yours truly you feel me so we gonna show them [ __ ] ass [ __ ] the air they ways we're gonna slowly and methodically re-educate them punk [ __ ] i mean who don't love a low rider we all love low riders but uh personally i love me mo so with that being said we gonna confuse the [ __ ] out they ass and assuming that you confused right now might mean we on the right track you confused whatever come on just get moving look leave the serious thinking to me man i know you can't think that fast years of smoking sherman turned my brain to a pentagon computer check this out you're gonna need some of your friends you know i love you but you're gonna need some of your friends three should do so go hook that [ __ ] up i'm gonna be right back and don't you go changing on me don't you do that [ __ ] damn what's cracking y'all man i'm so glad you guys can make it you know i love you all right hey check this out though is you down i mean speak now if ever holds your peace man cause you'll be acting like a buster sometimes real [ __ ] it's time man it's time to write some wrongs and to change history two of y'all y'all gonna go out on your vago [ __ ] and you're gonna go spray some of them ballers and the two of y'all y'all gonna go out on your ball of [ __ ] and chip some vodkas today it's crackin and you know we about to kick off some pretty major beef in the city right now you know i love beef [ __ ] i'm telling you i'm a beef with terry [ __ ] i love that [ __ ] and you know what after all the [ __ ] is said and done after all the mayhem it's gonna be one [ __ ] stepping out of all the asses on the tid now and that's gonna be the tall handsome [ __ ] by the name of me on moving gang watch what i say hey come here man let me show you these hot ass whips i got for y'all we got y'all smoking fools and luxury they had nothing like that for us when we was coming up now check it out youtube y'all gonna get on your ballers tip and go find some vagos and smoke their ass in this chino right here yeah boy look at that fly ass [ __ ] that's all engine you can smoke some fools and get on you feel me handle your business and youtube i want you on your vagos tip right and go straight down there to covenant ave in this buccaneer right here this [ __ ] right here got plenty to get up smoke them fools and get gone you feel me i'm loving this [ __ ] i'm loving this [ __ ] man lamar's revolution leadership with a friendly face i kind of feel like a gang-banging-ass cult leader like jim jones minus the fruit punch killing fools my son handle that [ __ ] love y'all [ __ ] what's happening moving gang them some beautiful cars man what kind of fools gonna go out and pull some murders and cars like that fools that know they working for the next big man frank and zego be live and like a [ __ ] when they find out this high intense gas and [ __ ] we got kicked off we out here gangbanging like it's 91. [ __ ] getting laid down left and right streets covered with blood and in the end the only way to survive is the lion sneaky [ __ ] and guess what i plan on being that lion sneaky [ __ ] that's leadership i'm like a gang bang guru teaching you [ __ ] the essentials to laying [ __ ] down you feel me hey now go get you some rest man as a matter of fact when you finish laying down why don't you get you a nice little outfit for my coronation cause we going places people hey go in there and check out that boy benny the boy's a magician [Applause] hey what's happening loco hey you know that dude vernon from the ogs you know what i'm talking about to do always fat muffin about the old days come on man what ugly ass vernon anyway dude got wind and i was talking about my imminent promotion right and somehow thought that me being absolute ruler everywhere is going to insult him that's some [ __ ] look man we got to send this dude a peace offering or something man and nothing says i love you brother vernon and i thank you for your years of wisdom and guidance but there's a new dog in town like taking care of a man's legal problems come on man look here the point is this look this ain't even like no [ __ ] job it's like you're doing your boy a favor man come on man all you got to do is deliver the cars and that's it relax man it's going to be cool hey [ __ ] why y'all stressing me out come on man seriously though ld don't do stress he do regularness like a real king now the cars is over there dawg all you got to do is get him and take him to this buyer he got that's going to get him overseas before the [ __ ] cop sees him for some totally unrelated crime that he allegedly did and the key word is allegedly come on man it's nothing it's easy man [ __ ] like i said guys not a big deal right vern is gonna be so pleased with this you guys did a great job let me get the [ __ ] out of here with that [ __ ] be all [ __ ] up man bernie gonna be pissed [ __ ] look man look okay i'm true try and you fail miserably as [ __ ] but like a wise boss that i am i forget your [ __ ] ass the [ __ ] out of here man thank you for trying man i'll holler you later man i'm about to go get some trees in oh man come on dog [ __ ] why you slow dragging bring your ass on hey look here according to this online course i've been taking nothing says leadership material better than taking opportunities right so what better opportunities we got to put the vagos out of business than to go shoot up the funeral to a boy little al that y'all killed in the drive-by yeah i know it's distasteful and very very very early 90s but [ __ ] it that's what these folks understand and that's what i'm about this is san andreas home of vinewood man we don't do modern here my [ __ ] we like [ __ ] the way it was old-fashioned gangster [ __ ] and with that being said we're gonna push up to the funeral and we're gonna spray all his homies while they're in mourning i swear to god i'm a gangsta [ __ ] guru you love that [ __ ] don't you you love that [ __ ] this is history and you part of it so y'all get dressed and i'ma hit you in a minute good luck my [ __ ] but y'all don't need that though cause y'all down with ld movie get a job buster we're here to pay our respect to the homies they were soldiers both of them vagus for life and death they lived like men and they died like men hey you know how they say every cloud's got a silver lining that's [ __ ] some clowns got no linings they just depressing and that's what this is it's depressing i grew up with these two they were great men killers fighters warriors proud members of their community then again some dead homies did leave some trash bags full of cocaine in the attic so let's all stop looking so upset eh to the homies and all that cuckoo brothers for life that's it that got us back on track check this out man we are breaking eggs we just breaking eggs we're about to make this great big huge egg thing that's it lots of eggs eggs [ __ ] eggs gangster [ __ ] [ __ ] ah poetry man that's what the world needs a handsome charismatic well-spoken leader like myself that's what i bring to the table and lots of [ __ ] eggs what's up y'all man thanks for meeting me out here can you believe this [ __ ] can you believe these [ __ ] man look man i knew these vodkas was dumb as a box of rocks but seriously man we've been terrorizing these [ __ ] and all they care about is they cars they not yet worshiping at the great church of lamar [ __ ] fools man but a fool in this low rider are soon parted as said by no one yet but i just said that [ __ ] cause if you can steal them we can use them to stop your friend and mine good old vernon for murdering my ass which ranks depressingly high on his agenda i heard wow and i thought loyalty means something [ __ ] people man everywhere i go i've been offending people or getting ignored by them and that's some [ __ ] man it makes no sense at all no whatsoever come on g man you got to feel me on this man why don't you holler at the boy burn and tell him i wasn't trying to diss him or nobody else man it was unfortunate that's the word it was an unfortunate mistake dawg come on ain't my fault fools out here knocking each other heads off like it's going out of style come on g-man you know me dog i'm a hustler i'm a gangster boy man it's families man and when vernon cut me up with a samurai sword and feed me to his dogs he gonna see families all inside of me and that's when he gonna be sad so come on man no harm done man gee man gee man what's up man you gonna say something dawg i got enough of the strong solid creepy types with these here folks man gee man come on my [ __ ] families oh no fee no people come on man this [ __ ] had nothing to do with me man seriously man man i told g man to check i wouldn't even lie to you man you like a father to me man you're the big homie what i look like money you run on top of that i can't [ __ ] lie to you man cause i'm [ __ ] scared man you might peel my cap have me come up missing or something man i know how you can handle them [ __ ] car batteries come on v man you got to believe me bruh i didn't do nothing that's what i'm gonna do man i'm gonna make it up to you v come on man listen to me i'm gonna do it cause we cool cause i'm cool cause you cooler you know i i look hello man [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] man i'm dead as a [ __ ] i'm dead if i'm dead you dead too we all [ __ ] dead man [ __ ] but burning man this dude completely [ __ ] lost his [ __ ] lost it we got to help this dude get this [ __ ] quick we're gonna make a peace offering that's it yeah cause selling this [ __ ] last time that almost worked man but this time we're gonna get him more cars or a serious [ __ ] peace offering you know what i'm saying but it gotta be some [ __ ] worth stealing don't get no [ __ ] don't get no [ __ ] okay uh uh look i need you to beat the streets you get out there and see what's popping and and i'm gonna see what it'll do too and all we need is a couple of fly whips man it don't take much just drop him off on the dude and hopefully [ __ ] he'll kill me quick [ __ ] man goddamn look man what are you standing here for man go on get with this [ __ ] man and i'ma call you in a minute man this is it people this is it we done dawg we ain't got to worry about low riders no more unless you trying to drop some of that hard-earned bread with your boy elito hey y'all got homies coming sounds like it's a gang of [ __ ] out here oh [ __ ] it's the foggos they riding on us protect the whips man gum i left a pot on the stove that's the [ __ ] i'm talking about serve them fools man they know better than [ __ ] with lamar davis and i hope this keep that [ __ ] vernon quiet man you want to know some [ __ ] up [ __ ] i know what you're thinking i know what you're thinking and you're right it's a cruel and loveless world we live in a world in which genius get bullied by gang politics and overbearing [ __ ] like vernon stop talent dead in his tracks but guess what that's some [ __ ] it take more than three lunatic gangs and no ideas to stop lamar davis i'm gonna beat somebody [ __ ] on the set welcome to paradise if your idea of paradise is a place where a sick creepy voyager can spy on anyone in the country with total impunity actually i guess that kind of is the american dream huh anyhow uh i digress you have made a big name for yourself and that name is dangerous idiot who's just waiting to get robbed so do yourself a favor and put some of that uh not so hard earned money into real estate and you can be a real player just like me jesus as i say that i realize how depressing and pathetic i've become i'm a mess you know take pity on me and it now kill me ah and i thought it was funny okay well like i said put some of that money into property so already people want to rob you soon enough there will be people who want to kill you if anybody gets particularly fresh just give me a shout i can put a bounty on them and every whack job in the state i want to get them off your back for you of course never know maybe someone asked me to do it to you and that was awkward this is is that woman i know who this is ronald you you disgust me you what kind of a sick herodon are you huh you come here you walk around the state like you own it you never write you never call i mean you don't even send a welcome basket or maybe a nice plate of cookies or not even an inappropriate selfie of your tits but i love you really i love you you're like the close female friend i've always wanted you're like the eager soul direct that i've always needed so it's time to start repaying your debt to society and you can start by dealing with the terrible harm you've done to the local businesses especially mine now go go on well if it isn't little old miss laugh a minute oh if it isn't my favorite silent protege well thank you very much there you are there you are just leave it there john i thought i was weird all right what you got there huh oh i ate some stew old family recipe but it is gum the room made it like a steam train hey ron take care of this hey what you got there cool hey listen did you uh bring any fiber or something i'm a little backed up all right you know what ron will take care of that oh what a surprise my favorite mute thank you ronald go out and talk to that creepy friend of yours that doesn't speak i just want to say on behalf of trevor phillips industries what a great job you've done you're the intern ron don't speak for my business hey you stalking me or just really really into your new job hello hello so you found the place well you're the talk of the streets my friend can i call you that i feel we will be great friends hey look at this place isn't it beautiful a modernist wander home very significant my our business associate lives here i bought it for her for him for her for her as a present because i like her as a business associate anyway here give me that yes perfect i will do great good working with you my friend i'll see you again and keep this house between us brilliant brilliant brilliant i love you in an appropriate way i mean if i didn't you would be dead of course no patricia no i'm playing gold gold before you've been hysterical it's the menopause again that never happened i'm afraid it cannot be spoken to like that no no gold i tell you perfect perfect the pleasure doing business with you oh yes come in come in it's uh good to see you again uh been a while yeah i i've never been good at small talk i don't have many friends uh i do sometimes meet people online and then i arrange to meet them out in the real world then i go there but i just i hide and i watch them and i think wow now you are experiencing one percent of what i felt my entire childhood when i spoke to a girl wow i've never told anyone that before feels good to talk so uh i know you've been complaining but you weren't ready now maybe just maybe you are ready to do real work i mean are you interested because if you are i have a few things uh coming down the wire soonish if you want i'll contact you but don't let me down on this i'm putting my neck on the line and i like my neck it's my best feature aside from my sparkling conversation ah yes yes this will uh do very nicely very nice place you've got very uh chic nothing like a bourgeois bank robber to remind me of how strange los santos has become in my day the psychos at least had the dignity to be psychotic nowadays it's all about uh home furnishings and going straight all right you ready because this is it well it's it's not it but uh it's something it's something uh very big it's not quite ready yet but i wanted to see how you're doing what i've got is a felisa bank franchise and it's nothing too complicated there's no buy-in now normally there would be a buy-in you would put in money up front we would arrange the job and you would pull it off but this time i'll uh cover the upfront costs call it the price of getting a look at you and there's no risk to you unless of course you count uh getting locked up or shot so you ready and what do you think you uh questions comments concerns all right what are you waiting for let's go see this place okay okay okay now paige will set up a board for you won't you paige i'd let you do it if you could reach i mean i didn't see any milk crates for you to stand on the uh most important thing to look for in an employee is respect you can't get anything done without respect where was i oh yes yes uh the room and paige is setting up this board on which you will plan your scores you'll use it to uh set out all the prep work you need to do select your crew figure out how the take from a score should be split up so you need a crew to take a score but only one person can be in charge respect hmm isn't that right paige blow me all right you're only gonna need uh one thing for this uh for this job it's a high-speed armored car now instead of getting one legitimately and leaving a nice long paper trail to your front door you're gonna be jacking one from a nasty korean crew and leaving a nice long paper trail to their door instead this is good to go okay here's your board good good good and when you're ready to move on the car go over it study the plan tick it off the list you must be methodical this isn't just a dumb crime well there there is an element of that huh and when you've got the car we'll come back here and talk bank jobs big jobs make jobs okay i'll look after this unless it'll come by your place when you're ready to go ah you're uh your first time you know the uh first times well it's never easy there won't exactly be a fireworks you know it'll be uh it'll be vaguely awkward and uh disappointing you know you probably stick the wrong thing in the wrong part and you'll finish too early and and you won't be able to to make eye contact afterwards but uh but new worlds will will open up something will have changed you know new uh opportunities uh new risks and that's when you'll remember that old uncle lester was here for you holding your hand guiding you through it and then you'll feel a little creeped out but but you're going to repress it squash it down and we'll never talk about it okay okay okay first time lisa it's a two-man score right one of your drives keeps the heat off of you the other goes into the bank goes to the specific safety deposit box then you get out of there you get in that fast armored car and you get the hell out of that place then once you're clean once you've got no heat on you come see me give me the box you get paid okay you know what like i said it is your first time so uh don't expect too much there are um wild insane mind-blowing orgies in your future orgies but uh you know we all got to start somewhere good luck show it to me yes it is the holiday season at the crest residence and daddy's out drinking say past that thing i talked about comes up i'll call you in the meantime if anyone comes to me i'll mention he's a reliable pair of hands hey first time that wasn't bad but don't get clingy so mr crest said we should talk about work but not here is there a room in the back or something cool i'll get set up so mr kress said you might be able to help me out with something well not me so that's clear it's not me you're gonna be helping and i want to understood that i am not involved just a bystander doing a favor and this is not an offer of employment so much as an opportunity and well anyway that's just getting a bit technical but the point is sometimes our fair and legal justice system makes mistakes and this is one such time here he is professor maxim rashkoski you know the professor used to be head of research for the army three doctorates overconfident polymath vain sociopath tedious egomaniac control freak geneticist weapons development engineer car nut but definitely not a people person accused of espionage along with everything else you don't remember well lucky you exceedingly vain and self-absorbed man brilliant at everything he does yada yada yada makes you want to puke he's a goddamn traitor i mean he's a rat but he pays incarcerated for a crime he did commit but well let's just say money talks and he's going to walk so we got a few things to get ready all pretty straightforward do them one at a time but any way you like standard opt for a gov fact breakout if you know what i mean rad all right first thing's a plane then we got a bus and then well two things we got the inmate transfer schedule and rashkoski's car more on that later let me show you we need a plane to get the professor out of the country it's currently being used to traffic drugs by transnational street gang the vagos the bus need a standard bowling brook transport vehicle the lease traffic is on the route from polito bay all right that's we're going to be able to get a hold of one you can get a hard copy of the inmate transit schedule at the lspd's mission row station go in unarmed play it cool you might not have a problem that's a two-person job max the other two-hander is our guys prize casco we believe it's about to be shipped to korea by luxury car theft ring okay mr crest said you guys are at least semi-competent so well professor rashkowski pays well good job take care of this huh nice we'll hold on to this for you [Music] hey out i'm taking over hey good work people great job nice we're still in business very well done all of you very very non-incriminating yes that's the word i'm looking for ah you know it's ironic given we uh uh well maybe now's not the best time to discuss irony god what is wrong with me you know i'm usually such a high achiever you know for a criminal so before we remove professor rashkovsky from his unwelcome stay in prison we've got to we've got to clean up a few other loose ends pertaining to the case yes it's a killing but no it's nothing immoral at all just lawyers well uh the professor's old business associate and two lawyers but really it's all the same i mean i always say if you can't kill a couple lawyers to bend the law to your will then who can you kill right oh here they are gavin vandaloop and josh sherman get them on the way to city hall get the documents they're carrying the business partner is dima popov extremely rich extremely paranoid and extremely horrible don't cry for this guy no one else will he's renting a place up in richmond glen just him and a huge security team get close to him take him down and after that we should be ready to go it's not paranoia it's been prepared stupid maybe that's why i'm not the [ __ ] in the jail huh yeah okay well got a bit of a problem some [ __ ] got wind of what we're up to apparently killing a guy's closest associate puts a bit of a spotlight on him anyway now i'm told they put a price on the professor's head so we gotta move now is that clear can we get going all right and remember the professor's paying you not me not me at all so keep them alive based on this inmate transfer schedule balling broke are expecting a new arrival one of you is going to intercept the transport make sure it doesn't get there two of you are going to be taking our prison bus and making your way into the facility in its place you'll be playing inmate and guard stay in character as long as it's useful then make your way to the rooftops i'll get on the radio and give you a path to the prof meanwhile the pilot will have picked up the plane and be waiting on the evac in the air whoever stole the bus will be bypassing the prison and torching it somewhere discreet after that it's just a matter of getting your guy out of the clink and getting him onto the plane everyone flies out of there except for the bus thief professor reshkovsky takes control of the plane the three of you on board take a jump the professor's out of u.s airspace and reunited with his precious car simple should be the easiest money you'll ever make speak soon okay get to it as long as they think you're an inmate in a guard they shouldn't raise the alarm i said shouldn't i thought they were sending professionals i collaborate and nearly get a ship for the pleasure just give me nice there are some screws i hope we run into let's go i should say i've been impressed by your professionalism i'm not going to go into it but rashkovsky's part of something bigger way bigger i need to make a few more inquiries and i'll be ready to go on a job that requires your particular skill set don't retire on me just yet [Music] hello people i think you'll like this it pays a lot which is what you want so there's this chemical laboratory called humane labs used to be run by rashkovsky and popov's pharma company a few years ago he was leased to a shadow company run in part by don percival you guys know don percival well he's a war mongering right-wing douche with all the subtlety of a red dildo trust me i've met a lot of them yeah warmongering right-wing douches not red dildos whatever point is percival is up to no good in that [ __ ] nerve agents we believe at least that's what the intel seems to suggest what i got told on the street and what my boss who doesn't want you to know his name will pay you to discover because don't worry about the y just worry about the how first got a couple things to take care of get the humane labs key codes and the armored four by fours like the ones guarding the place you'll do the key code exchange just off elgin avenue you're going to be meeting with somebody who's had a bit of trouble with the bureau so please use caution one of you is going to do the exchange one of you is a bodyguard and the other two are going to be lookouts the armored 4x4s belong to meriwether security consulting which belongs to don percival who is running humane labs you'll find the meriwether insurgents on exercise at davis courts in blaine county all right people doesn't matter what order you do this in just get it done this will pay well no questions asked we never met you here for the access codes humane labs all right when i get the all clear we'll give you the codes can i get sign off we need to be sure about them that bank that was you right or someone associated to you what you're getting into right now is a whole different ball game my friends you got the go ahead we got it the fib what are these clowns [Music] i tell you we only needed one of these other ones to spare you're going to be going in the one without a gun don't draw attention pull the electrics strip the plating emp will go in merryweather won't notice a difference guys won't eat armor in there will ya all right now get going let's wrap this up okay well done you should take this up for a living we're making progress here like i said nothing complex or dangerous and that is exactly the way i want you to approach this next little task we are going to borrow something off the navy an e-m-p they're not going to mind thing is kept on a plane the plane is kept on a boat the boat is kept in the ocean all very simple just borrowing something off the government like a library you are going to bring the plane here we're going to unload the emp sell the plane to fund the rest of the operation write out the late fees easy after that you need to deliver the emp here we're going to borrow a helicopter from here and we should be good to go all right great good call me ah people go to work emp comes out of the jet goes back into the four by four we use the jet to make some money destabilize an oil state and we prep the insurgent to go back into the meriwether fleet now you we're moving on to phase two and that means taking the insurgent once it's fitted with the emp and getting it into humane labs so we can turn the lights on hey careful with that thing it also means getting a valkyrie attack chopper from and well this will teach them who to listen to meriwether security at the port of ls once we're done with that we'll go back to your place get started on that thing i know nothing about details are on your board you're bored at the apartment go okay we got it from here we're approaching the target i'll pop outside and we'll talk let me show you i'm sending you the live feed i've transferred control of the cameras over to you we don't have very long so scan the area quick and make sure you know where the guards are the guards will raise the alarm if they see anything suspicious if the alarm goes we're blown look out for their sight lines and take them out in pairs if you have to but you only need to drop them if they're in the way the aim is to get the insurgent to the bay at the rear of the facility clear a path to the bay so we're good to go i think you've done great and this won't be a problem no one is going to want to admit that anything happened here according to my sources well mr percival won't be successfully bidding on any government contracts if you can't stop himself from being robbed you'll be fine it's just going to require a little bit of finesse two teams chopper crew ground crew all of you will be flying in together ground crew is going to jump into the labs set off the emp make their way toward the information we're after while the power is down chopper crew holds position in the air deals with incoming security teams once the ground crew has what we're after you coordinate an evac and meet my contact with the file are we clear so remember if we never meet again we never met at all i love you all which is why it's best we pretend that nothing happened and if it did happen it wasn't me and it wasn't me because i was never here stay strong i love you all love you and that's how we don't get caught doing naughty things okay when i ran agents in the field i had to entrap them cajole them threaten them with deportation you're never gonna know what i had to do now apparently all you got to do is give them a couple bucks and a few kind words i guess there really is no accounting for stupidity but and i'm serious now as stupid as you are you are not gonna talk about what happened here because your usefulness to us well it just ran out and for god's sake i hope you're professional enough to get rid of the evidence hi there hey welcome welcome so glad you could make it ah now haven't we met already huh have you met ron have you either way it doesn't matter congratulations huh you all now have jobs in a startup this is it trevor phillips industries welcome aboard welcome aboard i am not a drug dealer i am not a pusher yeah we're we're locavores huh recyclers yeah we think very green we take the drugs that already exist in america and we add value to their supply chain and that is what all of you will be doing now first off ron we will be borrowing a couple bricks of cocaine from some juiced up frat boys on a yacht off the coast then we are gonna beat the vagos to their supply of molly pills now our guys do pick up and trash trucks and so are you then we're gonna be sneaking in to the backyard of the lost emcees ah and then we're gonna take their meds that they have stashed in something so there we have it we're going to get the meds we're going to get the pills we're going to get the cocaine or we could get the pills the meds the [ __ ] whatever you're going to get it you're gonna bring it to ron and then we're gonna [ __ ] get moving what you got ah a 10-year mandatory minimum and maybe a felony murder okay that's perfect now just leave it there now if you're asked under interrogation i wasn't here unless it's trevor who's interrogating in which case i was very much here you sure they're not following you you see the vagos can go places a u.s extradition treaty can't i mean nice hot places with beaches that'll otherwise attract a snow bird like me okay okay good we got the molly keep on moving come on away from here go for it hey the lost right i mean those guys don't think we had anything to do with this i mean we're neighbors right see i mean i don't [ __ ] on my doorstep unless trevor tells me to but that was only once but what i'm trying to say is that i only rarely [ __ ] on doorsteps and when i do i don't want the doorstep owners finding out malice okay it's too late to save my marriage but you know i got it trevor is very pleased with how you're getting so pleased that he couldn't get here himself but he told me that if you keep this up maybe he won't well he's very happy and trust me a happy trevor is a good trevor and we all want a good trevor i mean he suffered a lot he's not the horrific bloodthirsty maniac that we all imagine he is well well he is but he's got a gentler side he loves his mother anyway after this we'll all be rich and you can get to know him better a kind man who likes animals and children and smoking crystal while the sun sets okay so you're going to the lumberyard in paleto forest to pick up some grass now it's a whole lot of grass and it's well protected so you got to go in cautious now two of you with guns in the hills and two of you on the ground you're gonna get a whole lot shipment and you're gonna get out of there now ground team will be driving the shipment out gun team will be protecting it you're gonna bring the grass to me and i'm gonna package it with the rest of the stuff for sale then all we gotta get is the chemicals that chef needs to get his lab up and running and then we're good for the sale trevor will be in touch if there's a problem oh man i can smell that grass like 10 minutes ago that's some good dope i used to smoke when i was in college man that was some far out times now i hit the ice i take apart a radio and i masturbate till dawn trevor calls it maturity and i'll get this unloaded but unless any of you want to get down with tina no bravo you didn't blow yourselves up now how about that much as i want the o'neills tanker sitting right here i'm gonna empty it quick and get out of here and sell it for scrap okay we're good get lost i'll dump the rig bye go go oh this is bad this is this is very very very bad i shouldn't be here see i should be with trevor or at the airport of someone i'm not saying who well anyway it's not my place to question leadership decisions but someone may have told the vagos and the ballast and the frat boys and the lost and the o'neills told them all where their stuff is if you want to get paid i'd get over there quick now i got to don't let him kill him oh nice one friends nice one on tpi on our way we are on our way oh thank you people thank you great work really great here here is what i promised you a little advance from my earnings you gotta speculate to accumulate now we've done the speculation soon we'll do the accumulation very soon all right now let's get the hell out of here all right i got the buyer coming through thank you thank you all very much hey be cool with that money only buy superficial crap and superficial people who are you i'm impotent rage you can't be infinite rage cause i'm infinite rage yes buddy i will deal with you later hey my brother yo yo it's phil it's uh good to meet you finally hey trevor hey so we're gonna do this or we're gonna have a circle jerk or both whatever you want man uh you got the drugs yeah if you came for what you ordered yeah i have them good can i see can i see the money oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah got it all right so trevor there is the money hand me the cocaine first what the cocaine you are selling me excuse me are you selling me cocaine mr phillips why do you keep saying that and and how is it that you know my name you are under arrest for strength ah [Music] okay [Music] well you all look good hmm how do i look i look like a like a model like i work at pekka woods like a regular dream boob [Music] [Laughter] whatever we all love banks hmm especially the the big ones that take big risks because they just know that if they went under we'd all be dead too big to fail great idea let's put it to the test this is a little something i came up with i uh i like to call it bank robbing with a social agenda if you will it's something i i tell myself so i can get some sleep at night anyway those overly leveraged turds at pacific standard bank they are going to be hit at their flagship branch how are we going to do that it's a little complicated but there are some trucks that i need you to photograph one of those trucks has a built-in transponder and we need our transponder to blip out a don't explode signal to the dye packs when we take them out of range of the pacific standard signal get it all right don't worry about it just photograph the trucks and i'll tell you which one to hit and once we've done that we'll need to have the transponder programmed to pacific standards frequency now my uh signals expert avi schwartzman he's uh he's been on the run for years you know avoiding people and holed up somewhere in the middle of nowhere near north chumash you know you go up there you make nice and you bring the device back then i will brief you on the rest what do you say not very much i imagine [Laughter] be good is the one transponder should be back here yep that's the model when you can take it to lester's guy should have stuck my head out no that it was cool don't answer the phone to leicester crest it's all right all right let's go let's get out of here [Music] oh are you a cop i'm not a cop i'm helping lester have you done it what has he done it oh i i i don't have the uh pacific stated frequency here i don't have my tools ain't that convenient i've got some tools come on let's go meet you back at your place and don't worry the transponder will be ready for the job ah good good good yes you're doing good just uh three more little tasks to perform we should be good to go okay first we're going to need some hacking equipment kind that nobody makes and the sets that are in existence are all traced so we'll need to rob it from someone who won't mention that it's gone missing bank robbers these guys now they've set up a warehouse behind vinewood boulevard maybe maybe they're getting some of the the same ideas we are now i recommend that you get the same van they have and switch out the equipment and that way when you make the run they'll go chasing after their own van and one of you can get away clean with the equipment at the same time we'll need these thermal charges for the first vault door now meriwether with whom i understand you were very very well acquainted has a regular contract to carry explosives across the city for their mining company you will attack the convoy and calafia bridge take the charges from that shipment lastly we're going to need some bikes best ones really really fast ones i have i've sourced some very very very fast bikes indeed currently being borrowed from the manufacturer by a group of bikers that lives out in uh in sandy shores and and alderney and uh oh yeah all the corners of the country are still living in the past anyway get all that done and uh we'll be good to go okay bye what you got for me i could use some hardware like this i'll case it up get the interface ready hey if i don't see you before the job i should say uh try not to [ __ ] it up all right [Music] you got him looking good i'll ditch the truck you hold on to those okay okay okay so are you ready this should be uh pretty easy i've kept it simple since you all seem pretty simple in a good way in a given good way and a good uh straight ahead uh low iq kind of oh no let's do this it's the new meds okay armed robbery here we go here it is keep it simple you go in heavy you go in well armed some of you will do crowd control the vault team will go downstairs blow the first vault door with the thermal charges then use the card to get into the network and open the second vault door and then look out because you'll have about two minutes before every cop in town is waiting for you outside the bank so you move fast you get on the bikes you split and we meet at the rendezvous point okay good luck people nothing can go wrong it's uh all good i'm all good [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] oh my friends we did it well you did it i know i didn't do that much but you you oh you you know i thought you were just a bunch of uh creepy and quiet weirdos turns out you're a bunch of creepy quiet weirdos with talent you rob and you steal and destroy like like geniuses [Applause] [Music] oh i love it i love it here let me uh wire you your money you know i will never forget the good times all the the laughs we had you're like family the picnic the picnic and the hike in the woods and all the selfies and oh in the time we went roller plating and we we watched the the sunset then we stayed up all night talking and sharing our innermost fears and then but was that that wasn't you even the skinny dipping and the oh oh what are you saying wow i uh the drugs oh man the drugs i'm a i am a heavily medicated man i uh i'm not well at all i uh i'm a little embarrassed um okay the money here and here and here and here okay you better take off and uh take care okay bye-bye [Music] [Music] yo good to see y'all i'm out over from lc looking after these joints you taking over this clubhouse all right all right i guess you're going to be starting some kind of mc chapter of your own this got all the recreational facilities your crew gonna want darts juke arm wrestling table working ball whatever whatever yo you gotta invite some prospects get them to join the club then you lay down the irky you usually need like a vp a road captain a sergeant-at-arms definitely an enforcer you know something like that each role got its own perks and its own responsibilities hey it's good to keep [ __ ] organized cause there's jobs out there folks will pay an omc to do get them out of trouble with the 5-0 run protection make hits you know whatever work goes up on the board and you can take it if you want it what else you need to know uh uh there's plenty of room to store your bikes every club member gets a spot if y'all want to set up a bike shop we can make that happen you got to pay for the work though on all those rides but it's all good because you got a cat on site there's a spot where a gun locker can go should y'all need the artillery stored in the building and then we got a pc back here on an anonymity network you seen that [ __ ] the feds don't pick you up you can hook it up with these internet cats to run illicit businesses take a look at that [ __ ] for real you'll thank me and that's that baby i'll be in touch if you taking any of that club business otherwise enjoy the place welcome to your office boss i'm your new executive assistant i'm here to make life as easy as possible and to help this business run efficiently the recreational area slash breakout space going through to the executive suite we're all set up to grow this company with everything a modern executive could want there's the boardroom the panels are easily swapped so you can install a gun locker or a safe whenever you want to it's possible to knock through here and add some personal quarters somewhere to lie down take some me time look at the dynasty 8 site for details most important of all though is your executive terminal here's where you'll access the secure serve special cargo network to take this operation to another level i'll tell you all about it when you first log in so that's it take a look around get settled in i'm at the front desk or on the end of the phone whenever you need me [Music] oh it's the boss okay here's our new vehicle warehouse let me show you around we're gonna store all our vehicle cargo here before selling it we can fit 40 cars in here we got a vending machine and some personal space back there for getting some shut eye and changing your clothes when you bring a car back it'll get fixed up and listed on ad hocs autos when you access the website from the laptop on the desk you'll see your current stock of cars and be able to select how many you want to offload and to who the amount you can sell at any one time is dependent on how many associates you got on hand if we want to chase the bigger commissions we're going to need to modify the cars to the bigger buyer specifications remove trackers change paint jobs rims apply other mods different buyers got different requirements the mechanics on site to handle all that it's an independent operator so it costs to repair stolen cars that come in damaged and to do the mods but believe me it makes life easy and you see the door over there that'll take you all the way down to the underground facility you renovate it down there so there's somewhere to store any of those big unwieldy modified vehicles off the war stock site only place to accommodate anything from a huge phantom wedge to an amphibious blazer aqua and that's it we should get to work the more vehicle cargo we move the more of an interest securo serves going to take in the company we steal enough cars they'll throw us some special vehicle work come by the office when you want to source that next car see you boss hey hey you must be uh well i know who you are and anyway i'm me and you're you and that's that bunny we're selling this silly old place not that it's ever been used for anything inappropriate of course it wasn't just routine business that needs a bunker you know how it is don't you yeah anyway uh we're just moving to somewhere else uh equally routine hey hurry the [ __ ] up we have to leave come on destroy anything you can't carry oh anyway if i were you i'd make it a nice boutique hotel or some such it'd be great is that a micro brewery or record decks hog roast it's perfect excuse me hello yes yes we're almost done no no we've destroyed everything more or less what are you talking about do it but don't do it what are you a [ __ ] fortune cookie i will call you back so listen i've uh how would you like to make some money good money you know there's no money in hog roast but there is in this work hey stop destroying things some of you are staying let's go for a little ride shall we it's really lovely to meet you as you can see we got ample room for parking here's a space for a mobile operation center if you want to buy one on warstuck got it anyway we're on a strict schedule and this is your shooting range for target practice team bonding i can't hear myself think hey hey lock the range down when you're done we're taking the equipment you get the point mr exit just give me a sec should have just reversed not gonna miss these corridors okay here we go here we are the heart of the place research and manufacturing you want to make real money dirty little secret for you it's in arms log into the network request a resupply and bring the hardware back here the eggheads will take it apart cook up new exciting ways of terminating people or just getting a copy existing designs then you sell your weaponry to state sanctioned actors on the global stage make a tidy profit and do the country proud i got medals for this i promise you come look at this i sold people we need this out of here five minutes ago you run a good operation you fill the whole place up enough arms to affect regime change in two-thirds of the world's democracies according to the stats how does that sound fantastic is how it sounds uh jesus gotta get out of here we're bombing someone tomorrow i mean i don't know what i mean doesn't matter it's been wonderful remember we never met you never saw me i don't know you and anything you think i said i didn't say and you were delusional remember that i'll be in touch you're a hero yes my friend dead dead and any nonsense from you and you'll join them i've got a space weapon from russia a russian hacker space weapon i'm going to liquidize you just like i did to your friends yes liquid eyes hey hi oh you trying to kill me oh god no oh oh you're my new partner you bought into the place you're late what kept you yeah well it's too late ah that bastard uh my best friend oh he's supposed to protect me forever then he goes all vine wood on me he's too important for ron now he's a guru he's a lifestyle coach i don't know what he is i bet he's got abs oh i am so alone i just shot two government agents in the head i mean i hope they're government agents i'm screwed we're screwed where's that mechanic oh i mean that's the only reason i i let them in because i thought it was gonna be him oh who's that hey balls hey boss oh hey boss is that what i get well you're getting a sandwich i'm getting killed these two people came to kill me not her she's your new boss well a co-boss with me this is charlie he was in the air force he was accused of a crime he didn't commit innocent mistake planes crashed he was the fall guy you know how the deep state is charlie get to work ignore the corpses so anyway business is good and business is bad now that's a problem on one hand we've got more orders than we can possibly handle and on the other i'll be surprised if we're not killed in the next 48 hours come on let me give you a tour then i can deal with this mess while you get to work it's really pretty obvious okay now this is the office where i am we i mean we equal partners we you senior partner run the business now this is the computer is very secure we lose this we're all dead man this is where the jobs come through yeah so you can check it out okay okay let's move on up here is where you can sleep if you want to it's very comfortable and it's clean it was pretty clean i mean it's been cleaned at least once come on now back here is where we store cargo now nothing too dodgy mostly on tax cigarettes stolen pharmaceuticals and industrial chemicals but will run pretty much anything now back there is where you can store any aircraft that we i mean you haven't left out here on the main floor got plenty of room i think we can probably take all the planes we need but then i've never had more than one now over there is where we can put an aircraft workshop if we want i mean what's your call of course i mean charlie obviously would be grateful for the work right charlie no hey hey he's a brilliant engineer he's an avionic mastermind just strangely underemployed you get along great give me a hand with these bodies oh i better dump these at sea then i got a little radio thing but i'll be in touch i am so glad you're here you're the best friend i've had and i mean that don't let me down [Music] yes yes come in come in come in have a seat anywhere this is the one room in the country where we cannot be recorded can i take this mask off now do you know avon hurts avon hurts yes the avon herds don't act all weird i'm just a normal genius i do very normal things like kite surf with presidents and date b-list actresses i bleed real tears this is real hair i program and i have actual emotions i'm sort of like one of those things that is good at lots of things why isn't this person talking just uh don't worry about it mr hertz took his first company public when he was 22 years old uh 21 and three quarters i was worth a billion five by the time i was 25. i'm trying to save the world for [ __ ] sake man if it'll let me avon was helping the iaa the government helping the government i was trying to be the government my work with artificial intelligence thinking only better that's my slogan by the way i was trying to guide the government through a security and ethics nightmare it had stumbled into when whoosh i'm told no thanks it's a [ __ ] joke but i'm not laughing avon is worried that someone's trying to start a war i'm not worried about it i'm certain of it the only problem is i just don't know who exactly and worse clifford doesn't know who clifford that's his super computer uh it's a neural network of super computers clifford is a problem solving facility say hello clifford you're embarrassing me avon i'm blushing give clifford data and no more problem clifford was on to something but now the data is gone gone it has to be the russians or the north koreans or the iranians or the chinese using a proxy agent the fact is if we cannot figure out who is behind these data breaches then clifford is useless if we can get paid of course we can help there are three data thefts i need you to unbreach re-breach broach i'm a natural communicator i'm uh you're getting off topic no this is the topic how i've been treated how i've been mistreated it's an american tragedy kill the clever genius so that numb skulls could take cheap bribes yeah i'll pay i'll pay whatever it takes will i need serious cash six figures minimum no problem my share price is through the roof look three problems three easy enough solutions could you stop talking like you're giving a keynote speech please do i do that yes three data thefts 250 trillion data points in enemy hands three simple solutions one data courier murdered on the streets of los santos bodies at the morgue ah the morgue you'll have to steal an ambulance to get in there old-fashioned analog i love it retro problem two four of these vans are beaming vast amounts of previously secure military data you'll need cars to track them down i have a sort of friend who has some cars you can borrow here okay that sounds easy enough what's the third the big new server farm in palomino has been compromised i'm certain of it no one believed me and i have no idea how to prove it but if someone could get inside just give me a minute i know these uh stealth helicopters these things huh now uh avon these all do seem a bit random of course they seem random because you are not a super computer clifford will solve it for us just give us more data about the data so we can data it all right we'll um get to work and good luck pleasure to meet you you look nice in that shirt avon i like your hair thank you prog kill clifford.exe okay hood off now see i told you they come back why do you do that because it makes me feel tingly inside it's enjoyable yeah so clifford and i analyzed the data i mean clifford analyzed the data and i analyzed clifford let me give you an example of my sort of thinking could you stop it with the keynote thing sorry can i make a call here hello i'm calling you from a top secret former government facility i told you we told you to return the civilian life avon it was all a setup shortstop shortstop i always wanted to call someone that listen you're going to get us all killed it's as clear as the very natural looking hair on my head what are you talking about they're not plugs don't you see that the fact that they told you to fire me proves beyond all reasonable doubt that you were wrong and this is a conspiracy let me give you an analogy why are you talking like that it really annoyed people when you were working on sites i'm a visionary i see things listen i'm running late to a departmental potluck [ __ ] your potluck this is about stopping a [ __ ] war not that again goodbye avon see on planet earth one of these days potluck of course of course it's it's now it's [ __ ] now clifford is right the data is clear it's right now the entire department is out sharing meatloaf and potato salad so their base can be permanently shut down we have to do something now right well we are a bunch of armed felons and you're breaking all kinds of security clearances and discussing the musings of a badly named computer no police force in the world is going to believe us you'll have to go there and stop it right now i'll pay i'll pay whatever it takes it takes a lot all right off we go huh i'll keep you posted come on let's go oh everything's fine i know these people oh i supposed to be at a potluck who were they what the hell is going on these nice people saved us that we don't know each other by the way me and them if you think you know me you don't who do you work for can i get this place on lockdown right now come on you imbeciles no there is no potluck i don't give a [ __ ] about your banana cream pudding maybe next time you'll listen to me what's this [ __ ] doing here saving your life once again but for the covert operation i financed you'd all be dead and the country would be in the hands of of well who exactly that's the problem this place has more leaks than a thing you dry salad in but who and why can i log on to clifford here sure it's russians we know it's russians this attack is one of their signature moves that's the whole point mrs rachman it's meant to look like russians we think it's not russians because that would be too easy now clifford says that there's a 99 probability it is some russians not iran iran no clifford says clifford says it's this man code name bogdan surname unknown russian agitator hitman and war mongerer i'm not buying any of it well someone just tried to kill you and the data footprint tracks back to him look look at the graphics okay can we get some people on this right away where's that buffoon which buffoon the one who caused the assault by the museum can i get some support here uh let's get out of here thank you bye both of you a congressional medal big party at the capitol it's been an honor to serve oh go [ __ ] yourself no not you clowns public sector clowns the cloud the crowd hell the cleaners could solve this problem with clifford there is no problem now thank you very much i'll be in touch thank this work this where's my assistant i'm supposed to be giving a speech somewhere where are they here can i get some caffeine here vamos people you're late if you work for me i'd fire you we do work for you and you can't afford to fire us very clever we're trying to stop a global crisis and you're quibbling about employment law remind me to explain why you never had a successful startup go ballistic my god you are annoying i'm very successful i can afford to be annoying i date a lot i'm a millennial you're 38. i'm on the cusp don't try to put me in a box this guy bonkers we have a real problem here every time clifford looks at the data this is not good i told you it wasn't good i undersold it this is the apocalypse the doomsday scenario since we uncovered the mole we realized tip of the iceberg doesn't do it justice the tip of the tip of the big iceberg there's russian and chinese agents that work all over the city the president's been informed the president's been misinformed you don't understand what i'm saying ah these [ __ ] civil servants so crushing socialists the lot of you people like you hold people like me back okay other than objectivism what are we doing here sadly i think he's right there's a submarine off the coast we have to find out what it's doing there and then blow it up no that's exactly what they want that's the war humanity's last stand mushroom clouds fallout 50 generations of living in caves before someone reinvents fire i need your team to get on there that and find out what happened to the missing agent this man okay code name ulp was kidnapped last night he was looking into data breaches in our department and was on to something now he's gone possibly dead he's not dead i'm sure of that we're gonna need an avenger if we're ever gonna get on that submarine there's one in a hangar at lsia they keep keys to the hangar in the noose vans well i'm gonna need riot vans too i've got a plan here then start a riot and steal one this cannot be traced back to me i cannot believe i said that all that [ __ ] ethics training and you need to get underwater somehow undetected underwater undetected to find out about the security around the submarine before the assault okay okay i know i know stromberg's these things all right let me see if i can source a few got a couple here that are wrecked right here so you got this yeah yeah sure just a little uh world war to prevent in that case we don't need to know anymore let's go all of you okay just give me a minute all right there that's everything plans there should be pretty obvious i'll be in touch good luck so wait a minute wait a minute wait wait can we calm down for just one minute for less than one minute look you look very much like you have wrong end of [ __ ] you've got stuck in the stick you're up creek with battle of crap look look i how you say it i'm here to help no kill me all you like but stop listen listen listen listen listen [Music] sure i would like to destroy america control russia and destroy fabric of civilization as we know it but these are all piping dreams i am here to help solve a real problem and what's the real problem yo you are real problem you're doing dirty work for avon quartz and his machine cliffy now listen think about it if you let insecure little egomaniac play god then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure little egomaniac my scientists have studied clifford clifford [Music] exactly and him and quartz want us to kill each other i don't believe a word of it well how do i make zizab how indeed well thank you bogdan thank you mr crest thank you silent psychotic peons but this this is where i say arrivederci no i mean get ready i mean this is where i'm in charge me and clifford go [ __ ] yourselves losers yes losers yes we are in charge me and my dad we're in charge and this outdated low-tech submarine will self-destruct in 30 seconds i think you've got to get out of there quickly scuba gear my hatch over there i have secret escape boat good luck okay okay okay thank god you got here huh that guy that just oh i feel like such a fool my whole life i have hated successful people never trusted anyone i've doubted him loathed and acted like a creep and the one time i decide to be nice to someone it turns out he wants to destroy humanity this is all your fault my career is in ruins ruins our planet we're being ruined you fool if we don't do something he has control of all your systems you can't even call out for help then you can do exactly what you have to you have my authority and will get paid hey yeah call it the pension contribution of course significant one all right now get this clown out of here for all i know you're bugged all the high hell and you don't even know the bugs exist good luck we don't need luck i always wanted to say that between us we are completely [ __ ] ah meet me back at the facility i'll be in contact when i have a plan oh good you're here cause if we're gonna stop this little bastard and his idiotically named ai neural network for destroying humanity we're gonna need to act fast like [ __ ] up stick yes exactly now that we know this little bastard is going to unleash hell he is buying customized missile launchers tanks and suvs we need to intercept these oh you where is that iaa agent kidnapped now he's got two of my agents kidnapped yes the little [ __ ] got himself trapped this morning where do you find these morons you're going to have to bring him back from me two dead agents no payday how is that our business if there are dead agents it doesn't matter if you save the earth from communism your check won't cash not my rules is to keep us from killing each other okay okay okay okay just where was he grabbed merriweather's got him they're going to sell him to avon or to the highest bidder at the port well why don't we just buy him back instead okay yeah but you'll need cash maybe i'll put you in touch with our good friends the fib they just had some funding come through i hate the fib and merryweather avon was debriefing ulp when he was kicking this off ulp is in custody but his secret transmitter is still live he thinks he can steal one of their choppers to escape if we're able to protect him avon has the entire defense infrastructure at his fingertips we we would need a a ballistic missile launcher to have half a chance and i know where to get one oh okay like it is you need to stop clifford from getting hardware it requires to kill everybody democracy is problem people have too many ideas in my day ideas bad get to work i'll be in touch and expect the worst he's on to us you did good very good thank you i brought them in uh they're my contacts like i said i thought you said you never met them i never met some of them don't worry haven't you caused enough trouble okay can i get a status report mr crest not good we calm things down but if avon's gonna be stopped once and for all we have to shut off clifford's connection where is avon where is clifford can't we just unplug it it doesn't work quite like that what with it not being 1987 i'm trying to find him he's gone dark when i have a lead i'll be in touch thank you all right people stay alert i hacked into that door that door is shut you'll not open that door you won't wait this door or the one in the back this person is very annoying i hope he dies in the nuclear blast avon don't worry clifford everyone will missile protocol initiated only seconds to apocalypse just second this door you did not hack it you never even opened it i could hack it prove it open it i can prove it anytime i like hello clifford i wonder where he gets that from [Music] you can't stop progress you fools i'm the future i'm a title wave of tsunamis i cannot be stopped clifford cannot be stopped get in those silly jet packs and chase that little snot [Music] thank you people uh now when you see the boss can you let her know that this was all my master plan and i should get a promotion no no no no no we should've let you fry you let me fry oh shut up mr crest mr cress the government owes you a big apology oh and we're also going to expunge all those charges on your record no not exactly clifford oh clifford it's gonna be like he never existed it'll probably be turned into call center software or gps for skateboards thank you all of you the world the world owes you a massive favor oh um well we like cash understood oh and uh those are all innocent mistakes so let's just make sure the record says that thank you there will be no record 14 mrs rackman you brought avon hurts into the government and these guys and these guys if i can i will fire you i'm protected class yes moronic now all of you get out of here let's all pretend this never happened mr crest we'll send you the money thank you well that is just about enough apocalypse excitement for me and here i was thinking i could indulge in a little light larceny you know i gotta go lie down someplace quiet and think about happy thoughts and simpler times you know back when i only had to worry about feeling lonely because girls didn't like me you know like even though i hated it at the time i actually really miss high school i can't believe i'm saying that but but i do well this has been uh horrifying really really horrifying but uh also pretty fun so bye-bye [Music] [Music] this is meant to be a live event people we need lights where's the light man brian give me a [ __ ] spotlight all right let's run through this ladies and gentlemen you are about to witness live television entertainment in front of your very eyes this is famer shame live with your host laszlo he does that and then get out and then i run on and everybody claps and then i go it's time to introduce the guests and then where's my assistant with the list of guests hello if you pull that pregnancy pity party on me one more time i will lose my cool okay tony your friend's here all right thank god brilliant that's a wrap piss off laszlo what this is a nightclub this live version of an awful tv show is not happening but tony oh but tony please nothing we have a new landlord we're going back to what we do best playing loud music encouraging awful behavior dancing until dawn and having personal crisis like good god-fearing idiots tony please i'm desperate listen i love narcissism i built a career on narcissism i stare into the mirror and beat off like a real man i pose i preen but there's a limit here i cannot i will not sit here and watch it we need kids young people midlife crisis divorcees whoever's gonna bring the party and we need them wasted and we need them dancing not taking selfies with some [ __ ] i ran the [ __ ] 1980s i was the 1990s and i'm back okay get me a dj but to tony i'm the dj no you're not a [ __ ] dj you're a dick a dick tony i got you a bunch of songs okay tony the gay tony i'm the celebrity here me and her but if you want to bring some famous people into the club we will host them gracefully because i am favor and grace and i am back i got an investor we're running [ __ ] again i need a dj i've been high since 2010. what do these kids need nowadays uh i'm having a breakdown i'm too old me too tony can we hug yeah yeah please you shouted at me a lot all right all right tony yeah i don't think you can say gay tony anymore it's not pc the internet will go crazy okay i'll bear that in mind all right find me english dave english dave he says a dj the booker he's in the book all right come on boys let me show you around all right listen big guy work your list of famous people we're opening very soon okay you got it all right i am gonna fix this place up for you you can do whatever you want down here literally whatever you want that's a gorgeous space plenty of room lots of storage you can set up a hub for your other businesses maybe i don't know i'm just saying whatever you need i know nothing i mean i know everything but make your way through there you got a computer in there you'll bring another staff down here your whole entourage whatever you need you sure know how to set that up and upstairs upstairs is another office with a computer on the same network you can run the club businesses out of that and the interior team ready to move in oh and the name the palace skin respect so you've been told long time no power the kite dave and curse and fate and you oh never better i'll son never better born love nice back oh no thanks ah suit yourself what can i do you for we're reopening as a nightclub a proper underground dance music paradise and what kind of crowd do you want in this uh paradise huh don't be judgmental dave we're gonna make this place amazing i need people you know who know music club music what you need oh son is a european someone with savoir faire someone who can bring in the business let me see ah no not him not uh to open this dump bring in a good crowd solomon it's the proper [ __ ] great music great crowd and no cheese hmm how much let me see what i can do daniel his manager owes me a favor i've got a few other dj ideas as well what in love we've got to get to work i'll stay here and oversee the improvements you get as a staff and a sound system do you know a ritual sacrifice festival out in the desert gotta borrow some things from their socialist utopia and staff i've arranged to poach a few it's all on the office computer all right all right lift it up a little bit a little bit yeah okay perfect perfect perfect all right come here look at this i love it the palace what do you think i think it's 100. oh what the [ __ ] is wrong with you i'm seeing tracers i am the opening dj get the crowd bumping get the millennials boys with the wooka work away go away what go get me some celebrities for opening night put open the vip lounge if you have to but you will not be djing my glowstick oh now let me show you what we got ready for you come downstairs now remember i do not nor want to know what's going on down there i will plead absolute stupidity but if you need my help anytime count on me now this place is fully operational huh i don't do the tax returns i don't deal with whatever goes on down here now i'm just a club manager but if you happen to say fill it with some uh various products of your illicit businesses i could probably help you sell them now everything goes on the computer over there and in the office shall we head upstairs here's our private office the computer whether you'll run things my desk is over here hear no evil see no evil good all right let's go get a quick drinkie at the bar brave brave mate think of nothing absolutely nothing and brave ain't it amazing hello tone sniff ah no thanks hey baby four shots good news the big european is on the wing private of course spared no expense as you're paying that was a cheap plane but whatever should we go and pick him up and when you get back we shall have ourselves a little party yeah here's to the palace [Applause] we'll see you shortly you're right liz a little [ __ ] up this city don't know what's about to happen to it solomon our slavic savior hey hold on i think we see your plane coming in what do you mean he's missed a runway no he can't be passed out not with all the mappers in his system get out there and do something push some buttons jesus steve there's so many buttons just press one it's what you do for a living i'm a dj not a [ __ ] pilot go on you you've got this my son make me proud whoa that's not making me very proud oh okay don't worry i'm back we might be about to lose our dj follow that private jet downtown and downtown solomon you're gonna need to get it together old son where is the man i love cool as a cucumber while the rest of us are losing it getting proper rowdy that's the solomon on me right now the miracle worker the man who saved my bacon and my soul take control soul you've got this boy lovely lovely you up there very nice now you watch telly don't you streaming whatever then you've seen it done a million times grab the stick and act like you know what you're doing what [ __ ] you alright ah thank god for that now you know what not to do okay point the stick again and keep the sky up there the earth down here hey check it he's over legion square easy does it all right easy does it mellow vibes keep it proper mellow mate [ __ ] chill monday afternoon on the beach recovery mode dreamscape pan pipes now give the pilot a kick all right still out bollocks holy [ __ ] he did it the miracle worker let's go pick him up get on it love can't just leave him there hey solomon moy dave where did you find the pilot ah chopping a range he was son no expense spared come here i told you you were a miracle worker let's go work some more it's wet right drive up drive on [Applause] let's get to the club show him his digs hey if you met this girl owns the palace i thought it was tony tony's the looks this one's the brains good to meet you you must be pretty cool coolest cat in town genius brain too just look at them they're thinking ah you guys will get along swimmingly let's have some fun it's going to be good i got a good feeling about this and me too me oh my god me too in a way you wankers are lucky right didn't have dance music culture to begin with couldn't see it go to [ __ ] london the state of london mate every decent venue stripped out turned into a sushi joint can't eat a spider roll without staring at some exposed brickwork i checked up on in the early 90s my batsuit oh there were some good pills but christ alive did they make me chuck it all right follow me right this way okay my way for talent celebrity a walking hey mind there you go twinkle toes just down here here we go watch out salomon baby come here oh yeah sorry my fly was delayed he's a little shaky but he's going to be all right i'm sorry i never met you but i'm a massive fan massive fan me too solomon yo i've got some serious e.d oh i'm sure you do no no edm edm i made a whole usb of tracks and i produced th this is laszlo high ten too slow oh wait come on shall we i'm a dj too i spend a lot of birthday parties for kids to make extra money um because i can't always pay my rent because i live in a mansion i'm a baller i'm not desperate i'm a i'm a celebrity people love me come on i love big pretzels like you people ah here it is we've done it the party we got the [ __ ] party we are the [ __ ] party excuse me have a good time enjoy yourself you deserve it and then downstairs fully operational whatever you wanted tony hey baby that's nice dress yeah the timeless class of latex let's go yes yes yes well jesus tonight at the opening of the palace yeah los santos has finally figured out how to party again you're going to join me dj laszlo in welcoming my very best friend i discovered him in ibiza which is in the netherlands the set was amazing he is starting his first ever residency in the united states in this club all right please all of you give it up for the one the only solomon this guy let me know if you want me to mc uh let me think about it okay great he wants me to beat box i'm gonna [ __ ] get laid i'm gonna be down here with the chicks get [ __ ] grinded bro molly bro molly there you are no the prima donna's on here yet i mean the music's great but seriously rock and roll really gone to their edge yeah they get like that celebrities one time right i was out you know oh here they are hey dave lads lads peace and love big up the london massive yes yes shall we uh get in the car i hope it's uh good enough wow man this is great oh yes my son there's no bother it's just a little something i threw together comfortable okay driver to the club and don't spare the horses to the club you little beauty all right all right to be quite honest chaps i was expecting a little more enthusiasm for the old mode of transportation it's the anus in it about as easy getting out of one of these as it is to piss out a bowling ball it's nice car but you know you didn't have to you could have santa limo or anything any old limo [ __ ] you now hold on a second here we are lads i have the ready for it that's the owner by the way lads been jumping through oops trying to get this thing good to meet you i'm matteo carmina great to play the club well enjoy the luxury lads even if it wasn't exactly requested and if you want those rubber ducks you say the word [Applause] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] there you are you've got capture little problem hey what's up oh hi dixon my man hold on wait there a sec i was watching his stuff and someone nicked it i was in the car seat freshening up the pipes you know it is spiritual quest sort of thing [ __ ] hell some little bugger robbed me oh my god that's his bag there you go get it back i'll distract the talent dickie boy have you ever considered getting reiki it's very spiritual what the [ __ ] is reiki i play 36 hills with your husband every week he's paying me to texas swing not his wife you're a headboard smoove is mustard you know this little ninja owns the club good to meet you hey you you work with tony tony works for them i've heard good things about the place we'll have a good time [Music] los santos you'll love it son you're a football man right i used to play and two right two right me too ominous not much of a team soccer dads and a few old boys but you know that's the job suit a few beers sing a few songs i'll get you a shirt okay thanks dicko dicko we are in for a treat hopefully we have some fun wicked ls the scene it's got some growing up to do i mean the club shuttered through until about 10 minutes ago what they need is a proper master class from the master himself show them some of that berlin spirit 8 am in a brutalist master work gone through doringa and come out the other side you used to play 11 hour sets right all night long those were the good times but i have to tell me they still are it's going to be beautiful trust and here we are don't look like much but you'll be right at home cool thanks just as long as it's times right don't you worry about that here we go [Applause] i'm gonna check with the cargo uh match how you doing down there well i've been swinging around in the police cruiser suspended thousands of feet over the streets of los santos how do you think i'm feeling as long as this cop doesn't throw up on me i'll be okay yeah to be honest he isn't taking this very well tell him it will all be over very soon one way or another set it down all right nice and easy color over let's go and impress the talent i mean i am the talent well we all are i mean that's the point isn't it you know i'm writing a book about philosophy you see i've got this huge core of love it's just embalmed in ego maria oh dear it's been a long time too long far too long oh i'm sober now by the way so i won't piss myself if that's what you're worried about i'm on a spiritual path now shouldn't we be going good idea we'll just let the boss do the driving no more flying aside from the astral super highway peace and la you're under arrest kill him calm down dave he does not need killing poor little fella you're under arrest and you've lost your gun yes i i have but forgive me one love exactly now let's get to the disco can't believe you assaulted a police officer maria only after you kidnapped him dave all right all right it's not a competition calm yourself love there's enough bed karma in the universe for a lot of us my camera's just fine okay he was a scumbag two right is this the club honor it is indeed club owner heli pilot getaway driver sofia music creator that's the lot just don't ask for a massage or an insightful chat into the human soul thanks for picking me up i'm excited to play you some records so are they even though they got a funny way of showing it hey i hope this nonsense with the busies hasn't bummed you out los santos is a cool town and good times is what they're after positive vibes the inclusive power of a banging dance track and here we are your new home okay thanks for the ride if the cars show up tell them i went back to the midwest oh there are a lot of things but loose lip tank one of them let's start this party hi i'm bryony we spoke on the phone uh excuse me yes no chad no i have to work tonight no i am not breaking up with you what are you 11 grow up chad i love you but this is my career this is my career hi sorry uh where were we yes okay i need you to sign this release here and this release here and this release right here and initial here great so that just means the show can go on right because this is show business god if i hear that line one more time anyway this is arena war show business for the selfie generation marketed by the baby boomer generation with a testosterone patch and a web browser that he uses to search youth hobbies oh my god hey huh here he comes now what do you think about the national anthem the national anthem yeah the national anthem it's uh like a sports event patriotism is back it's like heroin but it's not a sport our tagline is this isn't sports this is life and death wow it's gonna be a sport someday i mean like football and soccer only in cars i mean young children will one day dream of smashing their brains into a pulp in cars not the gridiron these people are heroes okay i still think the national anthem is a bad idea yeah well maybe what about a rapper what about a woman rapper how about one of those people that does things online or sex more sex modern sex listen to me i may be a dinosaur but trust me adam still likes to do the nasty with eve my generation did not get that wrong cars and sex get me more sex welcome to allen jerome productions i'm al jerome love the outfit by the way do you want to drive are they going to drive they signed a release well that means something's happening hey this is vinewood after all hey ciao bella i gotta go work out oh you wanna stab him with a fork i'm such a sellout film school i went to film school all that money i want to make art sugar it's briony hey for the record brian he sounds like a man no it doesn't brian sounds like a man brian me sounds like i had a narcissistic father named brian that's cute i like that i need a green tea up to the booth and tell all the talent to get out there we've got art to make okay okay all right you get dressed take the car and get out there don't break a leg and uh and then we'll we'll show you around and good luck just sort of smash things and listen to the commentary coming in where's my tea i need a tea coming ellen sounds old hey you did good and you're gonna be a huge internet star which is the most important thing i love you i [ __ ] love you i love this person you're going viral it's like bubonic plague we've got the new [ __ ] plague i love it i want the whole show sign them up good contract fair partners this is modern entertainment i'm back first i conquered 3d cinema then i conquered reality tv then i conquered sequels and now short format web tv thanks to two well i'm gonna get a star and a prize and you're gonna get rich okay i need to get an entirely non-erotic medically supervised massage to calm down i love you both we're gonna get rich i'll see you later remember we shoot after lunch oh my god well now we can breathe let me show you around this is sasha he's your mechanic he gets the cars ready for the show sasha hello oh hello armenia techno oh good techno techno party good cara this is my car you bring me your car i make funky he's armenian he likes techno i've worked with him for 14 months it's all i know too come on this is a garage where you can store your cars and leave instructions for sasha it's probably best that you write them down he's very talented but evidently communication can be a little limited unless you're really into tech no i guess all right moving right along come on follow me and this is your career path uh well no this is peter's career path who you bought the place from uh peter came to uh an unfortunate end but it's why you got the place right we are in production here we are making viral entertainment where's my tea i have to go coming ellen it's al [Music] just giving me all drama and [ __ ] hey you gonna get your money stopped into the office call you later at the cabin there's meant to be all kinds of traffic actions welcome to the diamond feel free to come in and have a good time and of course members get access to all the facilities very good vincent very good you manage not to frighten them away this time wonderful we are making progress right this way ma'am welcome welcome to the diamond casino spa and resort we are finally open for business i'm tom connors executive director of guest services unfortunately as vincent mentioned we are a membership-only establishment as far as our facilities are concerned regulation for now membership dues are very reasonable and purchasable at reception or on our website if that's more your thing ah champagne i'll take those uh let me show you around oh the boss miss baker i'd like you to meet a prospective member and this is miss agatha baker our general manager thank you tom good to meet you enjoy your time with us tom you gonna give them a little tour of the resort of course madam oh and uh um so far no sign of the texans i should hope not but let's talk another time okay so come with me please that is where i normally work if you come see me i will help you get the most out of our facilities especially for all our vip members over here is our bar area the solitaire that's our head bar woman josephine hey josephine and this is our casino floor we have all the usual games blackjack roulette three card poker slot machines and inside track horse racing now if you're interested in the real vip experience you can purchase one of our exclusive penthouse condominiums we're talking black card premium grade utterly unique luxury in a remarkable home for you and your loved ones and of course on the floor bonuses and opportunities like free champagne and that concludes our tour if you're interested all the details are up on the website it really is a wonderful place to relax and entertain i hope to see you again soon you know where to find me so you bought the penthouse that's wonderful nice to see you again hello miss baker hello tom uh boss do you need any help with with mr chang perhaps no tom that'll be all uh maybe some champagne good idea why not so listen um if you need any advice about well anything but in particular business here tom's the person to speak to and always happy to oblige this truly is a happy day i must show you around your new home uh miss baker are you sure i can't help with uh mr you know maybe that would be a good idea [Music] he's totally [ __ ] like a melon i mean the job stresses this is mr ching our our owner mr chang oh boy good news sir is we have sold the penthouse to this lucky woman oh let's hook out rehab has not worked out so well his uncle there's a lot of pressure well people isn't this a happy day get the champion i i had another aggressive call from the texans from avery duggan he said you've been pretty rude the takeover is turning hostile let's have this champagne with the karaoke machine [Laughter] mr chang say he's very sorry but he's a lot of stress he didn't say that at all no but he meant it whatever avery duggan is not a nice man this won't be good for business if he's serious he's not above blackmail oh [Music] the truth is well his uncle is a kowloon murderer who's made it clear he will kill all of us if this place fails and brings disgrace to his privileged nephew but that isn't the serious problem the real problem is avery duggan yes the texan asset stripper who's realized we're [ __ ] and is putting all kinds of heat on us to sell at knock down prices after he's destroyed this place and your apartment and my career in the process anyway welcome to your new home i've got to go well if you need anything at all you know where to find me miss baker is expecting you just go on in ah good thank you for coming i think i mentioned we have some ownership problems mr duggan exactly the duggan family they want to buy this place but first they mean to destroy it so they can rebrand it right off all its deaths and get it cheap then turn it into a tacky dump i feel awful asking for your help but i obviously cannot go to the police and we are trying to avoid a trade war or an international dispute the chains are considered respectable businessmen they're not the chinese government cannot stand them i know but they pay me to say that at the same time tao tao chang our owner who you met has disappeared now normally when mr chain disappears for three days i think no big deal party if you crash car and everything's fine when i write a few checks but this time he go out to score crystal and he don't come back he said something about a contact in the desert a meth dealer he had met and now we think he's been kidnapped by some bikers out near sandy shores really the last thing we need another scandal is there any way you can head out there and have a look for him champagne anyone thank you i'm well we are all really grateful i hope this will be the last of it and we can make the duggans go away ah here they are hey i'm so glad you came so i presume you've read some of the bad press we are getting or heard the news yes it's a real problem and we've got the best security in the city which is why it's a setup indeed it's a setup madam my team and i are doing our best but we have to be vigilant you don't want any problematic negativity uh george eyes left watch that guy we don't not anymore we cannot afford any additional lawsuits well our acquaintances here look innocuous enough and from what i understand they can handle themselves so how about we take a little tour and deal with any miscreants miscreant interesting word very what would you like me to call the [ __ ] the duggans pay to start fights whatever you like but stop them as soon as you can and next time how about not letting them in my friends shall we her ambulate around the campus before you go anyone for a little champagne god give me strength he's taking the competition call let's go here we are at the casino [Music] okay take those bites go away what's up with this don't worry about it here ballets get them inside come on come on you got the car okay bring it back to the casino what an unfortunate business thank you thank you for your help well done i think we managed to quell the unfortunate uprising madam well done vincent any ideas i imagine it was someone who wishes to besmirch the good name of this institution uh yeah yeah we know that sorry to interrupt here brucey kibbutz could we talk about health and wellness for a second here excuse me roosie kibbutz i want to talk to you about the mindfulness and exercise director's position not right now i'm kind of busy you're too busy to discuss health and well-being call guest services sir make an appointment very amusing do i look like i make appointments bro i am the appointment anyway thank you again i hope i don't have to ask for your further assistance but i fear i shall nihal oh hey good to see you listen mr chang has agreed to a meeting with the duggan family i'm worried it's a very complex situation they're clearly not above some fairly heavy tactics and given the dubious nature of the chang's fortune i can't really ask for help can you come with us thank you that's party this year one oh it is the strangest thing ever since he tried new personal trainer he's very excited very angry lots of exercise oh jesus a juiced up meth head and an angry pair of texans debbie can you have two cars brought around front and make it quick take us to the model wonder you know what we are doing there we are meeting avery and thought and duggan texas investors they have been trying to buy the casino when's that coming laments their methods they have been very aggressive very dishonest hostile takeover with dirty tricks they were behind all the bad behavior at the diamond recently except for mr chang's woman guy feel it mr chang is expressing his frustration there are very heavy heads what's he said he would work on mr chang's mind and body so far it's just high intensity training lots of performance enhancing drugs and very little mindfulness [ __ ] mindfulness you see he is very angry these bullshock pills they are worse than the crank that's how we roll [ __ ] mr chang is very excited it is very important meeting if we can persuade them the casino is not for sale maybe they will go away and leave us to exploit americans gambling and alcohol addictions in the name of entertainment and peace yeah they're here they're waiting for you out on the terrace if you want to follow me jesus you can see what all those private military investments have got them so glad you could come to the vineyard a little cabernet no you wanna do burpee uh excuse me son you wanna do burpee box whoa you got problem uh neither me nor my nephew have a problem that i'm aware of we love china always have ever since i ate my first egg roll well you see i never liked eggs and an egg roll don't have eggs in it i thought to myself i like china i just did what my uncle's trying to say is excuse me i was not finished excuse me sir it's not a problem thorn well now boy you're gonna sell us your casino don't get no confusion about that see i want it so all we're here to discuss is a fair process very sorry but casino's family business noth was said you boys are making a very big mistake thornton would you excuse us for a moment and why don't you take miss it is miss ain't it miss agatha baker and show her the expansion proposals we were discussing okay uncle i think i should stay i strongly advise that you should leave this is significantly above your pay grade very good just follow me miss what was that a ball buster i don't know anyway mr chan i'm gonna lay my cards on the table i don't give two [ __ ] about who your family is or how many ninjas you got up your sleeve am i making myself clear [Laughter] where i come from you don't get to pull a gun unless you're willing to use it but maybe you do things differently in your parts now when i return we will continue this conversation as gentlemen i want second thought i ain't a gentleman shoot the bastards hey how did the meeting go all this considered very jesus they didn't teach us to business school thank you for your help see i used to be caught up in material things stick rides luxury real estate snapmatic followers yeah don't forget to like and subscribe but i let all that go yeah this is a spiritual war people spiritual war stretching free head it's not about looking good without your shirt on so you definitely will it's about complete package the whole experience bruce's truth baby yeah now let's do another round well this might be a spiritual war but i can't know anything about it so i'm just going to leave you all to it have uh have fun i guess good luck i'm going to inspect the kitchens oh and for the record i was not at this meeting that's probably for the best take it easy yeah brucey kibbutz i don't believe we've been introduced but yes i am going to change your life get you in shape these days it's a mental as well as a physical quest i'm so strong mentally i could i could break that just in half just with my mind i could but i won't that would be dangerous mr chang's uncle wants to thank you for your assistance he has contacted us we are going to war with the duggans avery duggan runs a multinational corporation their principal interest in san andreas is oil and gas currently they have four tanker trucks in the city you destroy them then call us move to the big target okay ah good luck out there i wish i could go with you but we got another round to get in let's do it you might not notice but i'm also working on the smallest muscle in my body my brain sharpen that tool folks hold that blade i am fully present but totally detached entering a state of pure weightlessness i'm like a cloud a cloud with rock hard abs and some serious social media attraction namaste i'm not gonna oh hey matter huh look that's me the total package if i could just get distribution god could change the world you know this is spirituality a spiritual war people this is a spiritual war you idiot come on you ain't gonna do another round since you turned up here you know you're meant to be providing massages and smelly candles not steroids and carnage it's a holistic approach sister what you want tao a shark to act like a seal and wait for these texts and so what come and gobble him up is that what you want is it i just want peace peace so i can make this gold mine work is that too much to ask you may i come in i come in peace you've got some nerve i come in peace now agatha mr chang i won't lie i still want to buy the casino or buy a slice but my uncle i i think he's lost his reason over this we've had a serious falling out you know well i'm leaving the country quickly but i think he's sending some bad guys here again no these are very bad guys i came to tell you myself so there's no trace i mean do what you want but believe me i had nothing to do with it what do you make of that i don't know i'm beginning to feel obsolete hey we've got a prodigious problem come on up on the roof again let's go resist resistant explode boom time baby billboard we got all day we got all effin day thank you good lord oh you showed those texas [ __ ] snots boom you were incredible yeah me too you know what we should make an action movie we have to end this oh we really will be sitting on a pile of rubble uh i will speak to my uncle yes whatever we need to do so sorry about all of this i've brought some champagne it's all over i'm afraid word from the uncle in hong kong you've got to sell too much drama your condo should be fine but i'm finished i'm so sorry i thought we could build something great here champagne miss baker no tom i just can't believe it the day spa and jim closed the ranger supplements our pipe dream the meditation app still in beta it's a calamity trump who guides hillary well at least after five years we got this place opened there is that forgive me but i come in peace again well i'm sorry about how everything panned out but uh maybe i can help your uncle and you leave with a little more dignity and more i will offer asking plus 20 and a quick sale and a good relationship but you got to help me help kill my uncle oh jesus i cannot believe what i am not hearing and you'll you'll keep your jobs the diamond will remain the diamond the entire team even the monsters yeah you keep your jobs and i can pull it off if not my uncle will attack you again kill you or destroy this place and buy it for peanuts i'm sorry i know it's not a great way to do business no kidding it's not a great way to do business it's all i got my uncle is renting la fuente blanca ranch okay we'll think about it they'll think about it now get out of here yeah get out of here gentlemen madam excuse me what do you think i cannot do such a thing but maybe you can for a lot of money for a lot of money nice cold baby yeah [Laughter] we've called in the chopper moving there go go go get him out of here salutations welcome back they're waiting for you in the lobby i heard you acquitted yourselves most of jointly bravo vote well done thanks to you all i now have full ownership of this card house and mr chang is on a flight and west things are changing already absolutely what are you waiting on mr connors if ever there was a celebration in need of champagne the death of my uncle is it oh well very good very good come on now that might be the last bottle of french you get to open the trust has a vineyard up north stuff tastes like sparkling piss but they let us put champagne on the label now cheap cheers well i guess that's one of the many cost savings we can look forward to under your ownership all in the name of synergy my dear you just get me twice the profit from half the outlay we'll get along fine but that reminds me vincent yes sir we'll no longer require your services huh security is something we're more than capable of handling ourselves but given your pass at the desk i see yes sir it was a privilege working with you fine people thank you vincent well you all got a casino to run don't wait too long before putting my first check in the post i hope to see you all on the tables well the joys of being american-owned that's not how i hoped things would turn out but uh we're still running oh and your condo's still worth something at least well i've got some work to do very good good luck old friend well i'm here i was just gonna message you back and tell you to dick off then i thought well why not why not go down there and meet her and tell her to dick off irl look whatever you want for me whatever this big new job is i'm out okay i'm done i already took every decent score in the state i cleaned out the union depository i took down the iaa and the fib i rang the bell on half the bossac 500 ceos i have more money than i could ever spend okay so that's it i always just like a retiree now i actually am one so go ahead so i can tell you to shove it up your honey i message you no no you message me who hacked my phone we did in case you don't recognize her this is georgina chang vice president of chang holdings investor philanthropist socialite she was just voted the 89th best dressed lady in china yeah yeah nihao i did my undergrad in london my master's in version mr quest you can speak english it's a pleasure to meet you likewise ms chang has come to los santos to deal with a regrettable incident oh let me guess the diamond casino resort you upset the thornton duggan muscled my older brother was in charge he was taken advantage of yeah well private equity money is always going to try to screw you lady you want to talk to a lawyer not us you misunderstand i don't want the casino back i want them to wish they never heard of it now so you're going to rob it and why would we do that aside from the vault stuffed with cash and different guest consignments every week there's a challenge better security than anything you've ever seen a truly dynamic and adaptive system no offense miss chang but every job i've ever done was impossible until i did it perhaps but do you know what they told me you were the best in the business and it only took me five minutes to go more okay maybe i'm uh a little stale but i'm not coming out of retirement every time some new money sink opens up i'm i'm gonna need more of a reason then maybe you do it for me because i'm asking you as a favor i'm not looking to make any money out of this anything you get is all yours we'll need a base of operations find something but we can't have anything to do with it your associate will have to be the front i'm not going to pretend i haven't already looked into this job a little bit you know professional curiosity so i'll send you a mail and it's up to you now if you'll all excuse me i don't want to miss the early bird special bye then he's just how i thought he'd be i hope you can help us quang let's go yes why not when my uncle les said that this job was in games i was thinking more of an esports league you know like packed out stadiums and global streaming rights and professional athletes that make millions of dollars and they look like me not a a museum i mean some of these games are older than i am okay do you want the gig or not there's a bunch of kids who chop their arms off but the boss told me i had to give it to you no i i do i want it just tell me what to do do you know how to use a broom uh wendy hey hey how's he doing actually don't tell me jimmy everyone has to start somewhere i know i know this is not how privilege is supposed to work no he's a family friend i give him a week tops oh so uh what do you think we need some more cabinets a bit of a spruce up this way you know i grew up in these kinds of places figure i might as well grow old in one and this laptop will tell you everything you need to do when we uh hear our fortune the odds are in your favor when you cheat little something i put together anyway of course we'll have to get set up down here too use your imagination this is an area for your crew to work and we'll keep the getaway cars there we've got a practice area here maybe and a garage through here if you uh knock this down and another laptop here and maybe some sleeping quarters way back down that way and right here is where we will put the planning boards everything we need to design the most complex robbery this city has ever seen hello oh oh look hi so this is the nerve center i must say i'm very excited to have you both on board be excited once we've cleared out the casino vault oh when thorton duggan throws himself off the roof i like you do you now and yeah yeah so there's a you know some work to be done but everything looks on track if you want i could run you through some of my ideas and i can run you through some of mine uh sure come back to my hotel the rich man we'll get some food and discuss it all um sure thing i'll uh it's it's a date an appointment you're so funny good work this place will be perfect let's go okay ella come back once you've got everything set up call me okay it's not working these dumbass pieces of [ __ ] i mean i swear to god they're not even connected to a network they're busted i mean come on are they plugged in oh yeah what was i supposed to know about that lester you got a visitor coming oh you mean the owner is here wendy yeah so we're uh getting there aren't we once we get the rest of the cabinets set up you know i have kill screened a [ __ ] ton of these babies and by the time i'm done i will do them all just wait do you see what we've done downstairs we have been very busy hi you remember miss chang call me georgina and huang yes great the place looks great good luck so i'm terribly sorry but we have to move along john pins he just ordered rose what uh they can wait lester you're going to say yes we were brainstorming some ideas the other night and came up with a a whole new approach when georgina said that security is a level above anything i've encountered before she was right so there's going to be three parts to our heist scoping prepping and the score except this time they're all going to be much more um interrelated you see what you scope sets up what you can prep which then sets up how you do the score depending on how hard you look you might find one exit route or you might find a few which then gives you different options ideally if you scope it right there will be three main ways to do the job number one aggressive number two silent and sneaky number three the big con you know like subterfuge and with variation on how we can pull off all of these like uh like this are you with me now tell them what we talked about about the job ah yes yes i was uh just getting to that um you see with security like this we'll need to be more adaptive if our approach isn't working we got to be ready to switch it up on the fly before if you were caught being sneaky we just called the whole thing off but now you're going to transition to the more aggressive approach and you keep on pushing it's amazing if only we could keep on doing it rub it every week i want this castino to be the anvil around thought and duggan's neck yes but let's start by just doing it once i got a text the rose is getting warm georgina please oh hwang if you need me for anything please don't hesitate to call we'll stay in town until it's done it's in good hands i mean it anything call me roger that roger that idiot okay well take a look at the board and when you're ready you know what to do welcome to rockford plaza compadre it sure is vivifying to see an amicable face look i'm a mall cop now and the peripheral wanted that quite the reversal of fortune right the diamond was meant to be my break until the duggans turfed me has anyone seen vincent we have a stolen car at the valet post it's cutting back [Music] [Applause] [Music] go look at this my friend maybe i will be chief of mall police one of these days look i know you're into some pretty disreputable undertakings i spend so much time thinking about how to stop break-ins at that casino this is hard for me but if anybody ever wanted to hit that place this information could be auspicious come in handy you know i want to see thought and duggan hurt and not just by my wrongful dismissal suit take care of yourself the guys at burger shot just didn't understand me you know i had like too many ideas so now i'm just concentrating pretty much full time on the vape thing that snapmatic algorithm is a [ __ ] though [Music] looking good uncle lest what i you know one more word and i'm gonna put you on a terror watch list i swear to god lester's got a girlfriend wendy get this dope cleaning toilets i don't want to see him for the rest of the day yeah will you go clean the toilets like now fine ah good come on let's do this thing time to crack that diamond baby that casino who would clear any one of us out leave us poor and destitute well today their luck is gonna run out because if there is one thing that i just love screwing more than a casino it is a private equity a-hole come on yeah and we have planned we have prepped and we are ready to go your friend is here uh yeah uh send her down okay how do i look yeah okay oh an exciting day is um georgina going to be joining us regrettably miss chang was called back to the mainland i will be representing the holding company's interests yes that is um that is regrettable if everything is in order shall we continue yes there's a few more decisions to be made but then we can proceed if uh if you want to do the honors that's that's good that's all right we're ready to roll you better pull this off georgina made a big personal risk making this happen we won't let her down all right let's go for it people i'll be calling the shots for mission control hmm ah you're here you're here come on over to the edge and take a look at it we did it cleaned it out jackpot the diamond was unbreakable and we broke it here have a swig of that it is muy bueno got some for me yeah i thought you went back i did but i'm here now didn't want to miss the celebrations duggan's insurance premium has already doubled and it'll keep doubling if we hit the place again do you think that's actually possible we couldn't approach it the same way they'll be expecting that but uh if we come at it from a new direction you're very resourceful man mr crest here i was thinking that i was retired didn't have anything left to give how about now how did you hack my cell phone you're going to have to work harder for that [Music] whoa you're looking good bro can you back up well i'm not being weird i i work this party [ __ ] sucks yeah this sucks listen up everybody at the party my penthouse right now coming i'm coming bro definitely not you hey i said hey what about [ __ ] hey masseuse can come too i'm a trainer bro whatever bro guest service guest services i need three bottles of tequila and a ballpoint pen like an expo last time yeah and the mirror you guys keep putting on the [ __ ] wall and you back on the table okay back on the table upstairs of course anything uh but sir um we politely asked after the last time if you could curtail your festivities all that blood sir how's that what'd i say last time i said nobody no [ __ ] crime didn't i say that [ __ ] nobody no crimes we're not re-litigating exactly bro please you know the duggans are reviewing your lease i don't want this to be a problem are you gonna be a [ __ ] problem huh when i bought my place i was told vip i'll access anything goes man this [ __ ] give me that come on let's go um tom to agatha we need to have a little chat yes it's about that guest again i'm sorry i can let them into the office but not into the back look they're here now and you're making me look like a [ __ ] [ __ ] i promise you there is nothing interesting back there can you get your boss online mr d where is he mr duggan yeah right now yeah yeah he's boxing in the gym with his pr guy well go speak with him okay [ __ ] hey i promise you this will all be cool so [ __ ] just wait right here oh we'll go okay thank you thanks she knows man she [ __ ] knows we're cool man mr d is going to deal with this no he loves guys like us this [ __ ] too [ __ ] up man i'm too famous for this [ __ ] bro i can't go to jail i can't go to jail chill what you mean chill you know what they do to me in jail wait [ __ ] this the [ __ ] what's happening put it down man you setting us up for what you bro i'm with you oh yeah how about i ice you and i sir and we get the [ __ ] out of the way ice don't no don't wait wait look the key card it's right there bro oh [ __ ] my leg am i bad bro you cool or what yeah yeah yeah i'll be cool man real cool i i have no idea no i shot myself yeah like an idiot [ __ ] weird oh my god can you give me to a doctor please yeah of course come on here do i look pal do you don't touch me i feel it fate bro i think i think i believe now get the [ __ ] thing off the [ __ ] table and get out of here and here she is if you do it right you only need to drill through two points to disable the lock [Music] okay right [Applause] oh oh you're here why didn't they say something man they never tell me nothing you know i'll get it open for you okay oh that's a heavy door ain't much getting through here there god all day folks just smile normally dear you look like the village idiot come on stop making that thing with your denture i'm not okay ready one two three cheese and crackers whoa oh [ __ ] not again just run around weapons on the ground now we haven't surrounded hey hey what are you doing oh it's okay it's okay they're with me thanks for coming welcome miguel what do you want tequila champagne water gum anything just help yourself okay the minimum spend here is insane the cool kids really make you pay for the real estate oh uh this is my lovely mother you're going to help my boy right that's jackie hi sweetie i'm jackie realest beautiful pieces kaylee she's got more [ __ ] followers than the pope what's up they were at ulsa together cost us a fortune getting them in there oh my god patricia you remember that that whole [ __ ] show with the dean i mean wow are you okay honey oh i'm good so uh i don't know how well you know my father but he's old school i'm the now guy i'm the [ __ ] ideas guy diversify the brand right merch the full 360 24 7. i have got big [ __ ] plans right mom all right sweetie madrasso 2.0 bro but um i've also got a big [ __ ] problem right now oh not her this guy one strickler they call him el rubio the blonde colombian one of our main suppliers but somehow this [ __ ] managed to get hold of like decades worth of intel on my family i mean every business cuts corners right but you take some of that [ __ ] out of context and the optics can look bad anyway he's threatening to leak it all to the dea if we don't renegotiate our prices basically he's trying to play me for a [ __ ] fool mom just chill i don't know what i'll do if anything happens to him best in this come on jack keep it coming baby six figure check everyone let's make it happen so yeah there's no way i'm gonna let that piece of [ __ ] bring down my family make me look weak in front of my father i need to get my hands on those files by any means necessary so i'm just gonna lay it all out there for you strickler's got this private island off the caribbean coast of colombia grows a bunch of coke and weed down there has got himself some big compounds lots of guards high-tech security the whole works i need someone to rob it is that something you think you could do we're talking a very big payday here good good yes excellent i hear you've got quite the resume and that's very important i need a [ __ ] a team on this this place is [ __ ] red hang on one sec david where's pops i thought he was with you i can't get him out of bloody box tweated off his chops double drop like a trooper okay i didn't understand a word of that dave come here a second jazza when are we gonna see you throw some shapes best tunes in ls right now mate oh prophet this is the one i was telling you about yeah yeah a nice one you're all right we're talking about the island oh yeah yeah i've been over there like four times now massive vibes a proper matchup thing about el rubio is he likes a certain lifestyle oh yeah the blonde man loves to go large no expense spared the hottish girls the biggest names armies go to dave the rave the dream maker he loves me [ __ ] nutter i mean i've seen him three days in germany like a trout bottle of bubbly in one end ak in the other chasing some [ __ ] supermodel down the beach on a panther mate crazy seas right up by ellie blow back no well anyway that's got me nice and fuzzy reckon i'm gonna head back out there and get involved let's have it this is okay uh let's circle back talk outlay logistics first and [ __ ] foremost you're obviously going to need a submarine that's right bear with me i know i think [ __ ] fast we are going deep on this one literally the silent [ __ ] menace so there's this old russian sub for sale just been upgraded to the latest specs 6g state-of-the-art [ __ ] operated by this guy called pavel who's been doing a few drops for us recently he knows all about the job he'll be running tech for you guys on the sub we need to go full counter espionage on this [ __ ] do you feel me okay good good yes make this happen you will be very very well looked after my friend cheers such a boy mom take it easy [ __ ] hydrate i'm wet don't touch anything come through here mind your head [Music] yes the jewel of late soviet that a naval engineering with state-of-the-art systems and upgrades yes converted to be fully operational by skeleton crew of what allow me to introduce myself i am pavel helmsman for class also chief engineer gunner radar technician and cook huh you join me for red caviar later 20 years old but it tastes like it was canned yesterday ah don't worry we have not taken a leap now this is moon pool allows for storage and launch of secondary craft submersibles so on but we are getting ahead of ourselves ah double time although your friend mini madrazo gets in touch with me just in time i was about to get involved in some serious geopolitical potions but who wants to get stuck on the bottom of the ocean with three ia agents and angry bloggers before that was on brazil west africa road now that was easy money don't touch this before that i fake sailing accident for liberty state governor not so easy don't touch this euro before that north pole touch this and we all die before that i forget the 90s and russia were a hell of a drug this you can touch now the caribbean huh mini madrazo explained me the details this is quite the plan you have crashed huh i should let you know these will not be the first sensitive documents i have liberated about mini madrazo pays better than the canadian government i think yeah this man you are robbing one strickler el rubio cartel boss cocaine manufacturer all around bad guy his little island is better fortified than many countries fortified compound barracks airfields sea defenses air defenses the documents will be behind it all hidden away you will have to plan you will have to research there are many ways to thread a needle in the haystack and my friend this why you need me huh you want to know what the element of surprise looks like my friend you are standing in it huh you have never had a base of operations like this before i think huh periscope there down here torpedoes huh and everyone this i not show you and room for upgrades guided missiles sonar if you can afford them any questions first order of business you must get onto the island and take a look around there is executive private party and you are the entertainer or with the entertainment you are the dj's tour manager i haven't seen simpson yes it is uh kind of music adam port rampa and and me and you you are number four you will meet at executive airport and off you fly i will be lurking in the deep like post-soviet kraken telling you what to do on the radio now whenever you are ready the bridge is yours cabin just press go hey is this the right place for the party i can't believe they're gonna pay us because i would go for free oh can we post is there a hashtag [ __ ] yeah baby so glad you could make it come on let's have some mwah and you mate bigalito's new best chunk yeah what we've gotten ourselves into a word of advice for over there do what i say not what i do let's try and come out of this with all of our ears and a bit of suntan okay hey folks just to let you know we have our window so whenever you're ready be there in a jeffy captain that's any important stuff here hold that for me and do the honors girls smile for the camera everyone say jet set keep them coming matey now i've got three rules on air english dave anything goes after 10 000 feet you can kick when you landed and you ain't flown in one of these unless it's all over the social serious faces ladies dave yo dave [ __ ] patient love my brothers looking good man what's up dave now she look now this one will not crash i promise yeah we heard about that story oh it wasn't that bad he still come isn't he ah looks like the big guns are here oh come on dre who the [ __ ] are these people don't worry about it calm down okay but i hope you brought the music tell me you brought the music look the music is in my phone in my car at your house somebody's slipping tell me you guys are pulling up right now no boss we got a problem the car is gone damn what the [ __ ] [ __ ] dre what's in that phone anything about me private financial [ __ ] naked pictures but more importantly a lot of my [ __ ] music demos unreleased [ __ ] this could be a [ __ ] problem feel like this vacation over before the [ __ ] got started hey guess what we're not going we're going to send somebody else i have my flip flop weed condoms all packed oh yeah yeah right whatever right let's enjoy some of the airline hospitality hey bubbles blow and beats ladies we are just getting started [Music] [Music] [Applause] yes [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh my god it's beautiful i'm gonna need a shower oh me too it's hot come on come on get on with it oh [ __ ] me follow me in it yeah a word in your shell like now you're really going to start sweating when you see our host but let's hope he's got enough up his nose he won't smell the deception eh ah just winding you up he will most certainly be spangled oh here he is baby welcome to paradise hold me blondly look i'm reading you you guys are so [ __ ] cool huh nice to meet you hey everything good huh flight was okay you got everything you need yeah we good great the flight was easy no problem amazing thanks for having us juan wait are you [ __ ] me no thank you huh my oppa was german must be why i love the techno huh will you be spotty bikes ah should be sexy sexy ah wait till you guys see the beach i knew i was gonna love them like hey you guys gotta come back huh i will come see you in berlin only i can't really travel right now huh global pole sucks ass i swear man you have no idea all right can you show us where to set up of course told you not to go anywhere take our friends to the stage show them their setup do you think you could do that [Music] oh you did something right finally all right now run along just wait guys everything you asked for and more huh it's gonna be a [ __ ] party guests are all here best crowd money can buy oh hey and you're not on the mainland now huh my rules anything goes let's go all right baby you guys are with me yeah lovely i don't think we met oh uh yeah this is uh it's the tour manager in it holds a whole operation together okay cool this is all right uh tour manager you can drive us right come home down to the beach chop chop let's go okay this road straight up ahead go how are we looking in governor same setup as poor yeah you've thrown a few of these cindy's before no need to tamper with the winning formula i was hoping for some special guests but they had to pull out so i'm not going to let it ruin it for me we're still going to party yeah that is wisdom brother living there now and the here it's what my shaman tells me when i'm feeling too skinned for a session do you use that guy from tulum which one can't throw a bloody espadrille about it and a shaman down there yeah hold on this motor got somewhere i could stick a usb i put a little mix together get us in the mood yeah yeah man i'm sure i got some please sweet ah but i know you were gonna play dj davey i would have called a different booker well so but i julie noted you two are working for me today right my place my rules you don't step out of line yes yes mate yeah of course uh we're here to make sure this party goes off without a hitcheroo okay i'll have an eye on you this is it be that as it may there is no [ __ ] way that [ __ ] will slide not tonight not ever oh hi one the guests are here they've got drinks kind of music are just setting up things are going really great you guys go ahead enjoy yourselves huh oh and there's someone you simply must meet he's right over here we're this guy yeah hey man it's my party who are you hey i'm scott storch who sent me i'm the backup because they couldn't make it you okay um well remind me what you who the [ __ ] are you who am i i'm one of the biggest record producers of all time scott storch oh oh [ __ ] okay big time record producer all right great great not as great as the other guy great great man i can't wait to listen you've probably been listening to my records your whole life whatever um they talk to you about the thing yeah yeah no problem whatever you need me to say oh okay hey out of curiosity how much were you paying the other guy oh no oh uh yeah yeah we're cool man uh no problem at all okay i love you man you're running too a word absolutely feel that it's about to get sexy look when it kicks off sneak out the back and have yourself a goosey gander yeah right come with me excuse me mind your back's coming through listen dave's being a good boy tonight clean as a whistle no tracks i'll jump on the old jetta rubio whenever you want to go yeah can't smash them all can we got to know when to say x-nay hold on here we go excuse me i just want to say a few words we're all here because of one man the kindest most generous man i know juan strickler el rubio my brother whose party is this i don't know but it's gonna be sick a lot gets written about you on the internet they talk about cocaine turf wars missing journalists but you know what they never say how big your heart is you're beautiful you're a humanitarian and you throw the best parties in the world so from all of us we thank you stop it i said oh come on i said no speeches now you're embarrassing me huh but thank you my brother but maybe more like my half brother right hey he's got a lot of hits from the 2000s yeah all right who's ready the [ __ ] party i give you dino music let's go [ __ ] lord [Applause] [Music] are you okay still maintaining cover yes easy to do at party like that very good commitment to character stay as long as you like then you just need to find a way to sneak away okay this must be inside the compound looks like mr rubio and gustavo this will sting show him what a big [ __ ] man this is a lesson to us all i think if our friend had known the russian proverb we would not be cap food now yes [Music] here we go we have business to attend to have a look through different cameras we must find probable location of files right this way leaving are we yeah no problem i told you i was being a good boy practically sober straight balanced the ups and downs in perfect alignment yeah it's a proper razor back there but we are off ski not even going back for one more tune now not even a little one let's go then no more boogies no afters no watching the sun come up over the ocean in the one place on the planet we can guarantee the marching powder won't run out duh [ __ ] it you know what i'm staying keys i don't care if i don't have a ride home dave will find a way this thing ain't over yet let's have some [Music] why was there every screen and a button now the screen is the button or is the screen not the button i don't know maybe we'll find out when we are compacted like tuna fish so i guess we are ready we have a screen so let's look at the [ __ ] screen see no buttons so what do we know we know el rubio's compound is on the south side of the island we know the files are locked in the safe which is in the basement and we know the basement is accessible from an elevator from el rubio's office which is on the top floor of the main building ah mr madraza bro whoa look at this [ __ ] [ __ ] oh man i mean this is [ __ ] cool this is some space age [ __ ] man where we are going we will be far away from space as humanly possible now i kind of wish i was going with you guys but you put a ring around a general right first rule of war i mean look at this [ __ ] it's [ __ ] what do these do floods the boat okay now just to be clear all i give a [ __ ] about are the files so as long as i get those by any means necessary you'll get paid anything else you brought from that son of a [ __ ] is just more money in your pocket the more we hit el rubio where it [ __ ] hurts the better huh okay mr madrazo we should set off shortly cool yeah cool uh just wanted to say real quick uh i didn't have to come here today i was having like a really good time but uh i wanted you to know that i'm a modern leader i i've done the hard work on myself and i'm gonna be there for you because i respect you and um i'm here for you now okay so go get em team okay uh i'm gonna head back to the club see if i can pry my mother out of the dj booth uh you can make the drop at my house in vinewood hills good luck my god they just keep getting younger and dumber well i guess we're as ready as we're going to be you know shall we do this capitan one day i too will go up the ladder but not today [Music] wait there arms out [Music] okay mirada um [Music] uh [Music] [Music] hold it right there okay you're good to go hey you made it hope everything went to plan mr madrazo only got back from the club a few hours ago i probably set a new record for overtime yeah we're good here look at this the perfect end to a party the survivors you've been going pretty hard it's been emotional why don't you sit down and stop making a fool of yourself evan i don't even know who she is we spent a week together in tulum [ __ ] come on let's go sit over here [ __ ] come come see so success think [ __ ] excellent [ __ ] wait till my dad hears about this hey hey dab uh yeah no this will be quick uh just wanted to let you know that that strickler thing the files yeah i did it no no no they're in my hand i took care of it it's done yes so why you know what i was thinking that maybe you and i could sit down again and talk about that uh crypto deal or or that condo project that i've mentioned remember dad dad dad hello service here it's just [ __ ] third world you know so uh where were we yes uh payment right give them the money yes sir okay and now that you know the drill i say keep hitting that son of a [ __ ] he's always dropping money on flashy [ __ ] trying to flex like some big man clean him the [ __ ] out you could bring anything to jorge here he'll fence it for you no questions asked you got el rubio's recurring [ __ ] nightmare i love it i don't even know if i want to look at these excuse me no no no no what can i get you some fresh oj coconut water no thanks i really don't want to go [ __ ] [ __ ] i love you guys so much you're hardcore mrs m wildlife bye bye darling so what is it it's nothing now nothing at all it's over thank you this means a lot come on the least we can do is offer you some champagne and then i think i need to sleep for a week why can't you [ __ ] be on time for once eh arms out let's go okay wait over there they will bring it soon go on you shouldn't be back here foreign i why can't you [ __ ] be on time for once eh arms out let's go okay wait over there they will bring it soon go on hold up let's take a look at you go on so [Music] and then i told him i'm sure they got a really beautiful silver medal with your name on it weren't that the race you won like third in girl if i'd known you was watching i'd have smoked all the food oh dude y'all need your mama to watch you play oh no hold on lost puppy right here hey what's up you hear the noise and come to take a look you get kind of loud in here don't it hey don't worry almost everybody's welcome as long as you ain't a cop yeah buddy you a pit bro i see you in a minute uh huh you know benny my boy go hard yo the hardest and this right here this is mimi she pretty much runs the joint welcome to the ls karmy the heart of the scene and i'm hal hey have we met i don't know everyone looks familiar to me especially if i clock them in my rear view don't worry about him he's kind of obnoxious hey that's what this place is all about be who you want to be tuner modder stock car racer obnoxious as a [ __ ] express yourself we got the fastest cars bikes trucks burnouts donuts straight lines all of it only thing we don't got is beat we need that [ __ ] at the top do talk some [ __ ] but he right only gunshots you going here and here be some fool's burble tune look around all you like see some cars meet some people get wild but if you want to get involved with any of the facilities you got to sign up with my girl this is my spot come find me here oh [ __ ] that was some santa oh dude came in earlier he's from out of town baby doll you're leaving already we got some work to do can't be sitting out here stuttering all day hey this is my new man this is how what up though young player hey good to meet you you look familiar i know you're from somewhere i just got wonderful faces don't even worry about it just worry about the job at hand keep that [ __ ] moving baby mimi you thought of someone for that business proposition if anyone's gonna know a driver with a workshop it's you girl i'm working on it it's percolating just leave it to me okay don't take too long we finna get it started here i know okay peace girl left the mark for life what's that about they're trying to put a crew together huh she's got this list of jobs some serious [ __ ] gonna need a crazy-ass wheel man and i'm gonna run it you down for it how oh you know i got that ticket last week i ain't trying to lose my license hey how about you queen you trying to roll with those folks here's some licks might be just your thing oh [ __ ] someone's throwing up smoke gotta get this for the feed hey go on enjoy yourself if you want to sign up i'll be here if you want to get in with those two get yourself a auto shop this is a duke [ __ ] this is a duke i could do my thing in here where is our partner at i don't know we should make ourselves at home baby [ __ ] come here girl you need to take all this [ __ ] off you a bad [ __ ] you a bad [ __ ] give me that bring that ass over here [ __ ] got me all steph your motherfucker's been there the whole time oh [ __ ] you here we'll finish this a little later baby come on let's go and take care of this business let's get a look at you you were with me me right at the car me you don't look like much of a driver to me you heard what she said you look like a hoe just kidding baby i've seen this girl turn a tide v6 into a red high killer baby and i don't even want to tell you what she did to this inline eight she also knows people and if she's saying she don't like what the [ __ ] she see i'm sorry [ __ ] but y'all gonna have to show us something special you dig it just so happens i got something you can help me with one time took my pink slip they got my car the same one you saw sent at the meet get it out the impound lot and bring it back here if you is what you say you is it should be easy if it ain't this little business arrangements we got between us all it's over before you even get started don't be in this [ __ ] wasting my [ __ ] time we'll see you back here don't be too quick baby girl got some body work today ah oh do i now oh baby bring that too but i only use it for a very special occasion special occasions is what i got right here in my pants hey baby your car's here [Music] y'all did good come on up we got something for you we got one more little thing to take care of then we can get down to business okay we need to know for sure that you ain't a cop you might have some friends down at the impound lot that you know we got to do what we got to do to protect ourselves lucky for you there's an easy way to prove it you know what this is undercover not a cop can't do one of these hold up [ __ ] hold up it's just sweetness what you were gonna do okay [ __ ] i guess you're good you're good but let's get down to business while we're here see when i first came out here i saw a town full of tight jean wearing [ __ ] chasing each other with rockets and i thought y'all leaving money all on the [ __ ] table for me to take well that's exactly what the [ __ ] i'm about to do take that [ __ ] the two of us put our heads together and we came up with a plan banks dealers the government we sticking up all of them you put the jobs on the wall you pick one we hit it with the right plan the right car and the right [ __ ] behind the wheel everything and anything's possible kenny's gonna be out finding new scores doing his thing i'll be here fixing up the rides working with y'all we like fast cars and robbing [ __ ] so we gonna get along just fine okay come on baby come on ah we own baby in more ways than one don't forget to holler at me now okay i'm ready when you are i got your favorite tool walking with me at all times baby hey what's going on out there and who the [ __ ] are you you little [ __ ] you don't look like the rest of these clowns [ __ ] off out of here who are you calling your mama put that [ __ ] away what up put me on a [ __ ] speaker recognize this voice [ __ ] [ __ ] kenny what'd to do didn't think i'd find your [ __ ] ass in here did you i swear i was gonna call you slap the [ __ ] out this whole ass [ __ ] let me know where the [ __ ] we coming from now get up in that nigga's face and make sure you recognize how serious this is you gonna lie to me again luck is my dog in your face and not me what you need to know show them where the recipe is and be quick about it [ __ ] i said be quick about it [ __ ] i'm giving it over i'm sorry holmes little [ __ ] all right you got it now look at that [ __ ] make sure you never forget your face and get the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] me nice sounds like we threw the car should send the elevator down to the basement okay on you go just swipe your pass inside the elevator it'll take you right down next stop the vote right babe mm-hmm it ain't far hope y'all limbered up that solid goat heavy [Music] oh hey can you just hold it for a second please boss you got to visit oh yeah that's who it is okay sorry about that i didn't know who you were i won't make that mistake again just in here hey what's cracking so what you think about all this [ __ ] we looking good right look this is our business you feel me you put the bread down [ __ ] you the owner i'm the manager franklin clinton dog and that over there is my old ass homie chop [ __ ] he don't get around too much no more man everybody i asked about setting this thing up they all pointed straight at you a genuine real reputable now me [ __ ] i'm a hustler that made it big big house nice cars a family and everything but damn man i miss getting these [ __ ] hands dirty and from what i hear you ain't got that problem you run your own [ __ ] and i like that hey look come walk with me i want to show you something down the streets i know real good cause that's where i'm from but now i work with rich folk who got rich folk problems and no [ __ ] idea how to deal with them you know like the kid might stole a car or they might owe money to the wrong [ __ ] people or their wife might be screwing the tennis coach but guess what my homies can help them with all that now this here this is your office i'm gonna get all these jobs for us and they're gonna show up on this computer right here it'll be small fire first but one big client man one a-list name and we straight hey that's a hacker right there imani she works up on the operation floor with all the high-tech [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hey money man these kids man knock knock my politically incorrect racial epithets what that [ __ ] do what are you doing here lamar now the question is what are you doing here is that who you bringing in with you why you didn't tell me i called that pimp in the first place put her up on all the gay and you [ __ ] got the nerve to cut me out well i got two words for y'all finders [ __ ] feet that's right i'mma sue y'all ass matter of fact i'm gonna blast your asses out on snapmatic with my phone man hold on dawg man i was gonna look out for you chill out all right [ __ ] i got something here dog come on ah nah put that [ __ ] away i'm part of san andres's budding cannabis scene i remember her when she was broke as [ __ ] she barely can get a [ __ ] coach seat now all of a sudden eating grapes in the cockpit with the captain look at you and you i ain't even gonna go in on your dog ass cause you know what's happening but i ain't tripping cause now it's ld's turn to come up how's that for a sample uh okay i see you look at this some good [ __ ] you damn straight that's that pie yeah all right hey you get going on those i'll be in my office all right right who's that badass love fist looking [ __ ] i mean nice young lady with the profitable posterior right there [ __ ] that's imani that's pearly [ __ ] the homegirl's daughter she handle all our hacker type [ __ ] oh that's probably daughter i should have known she hacking this [ __ ] too i ain't even know they had a computer damn i feel old tell me about it you get going on those jobs i'm gonna go work on this big klein force all right wait wait you mean big big klein like tony mctoney come on man tell me you got tony victoria ah see if tony mctoney will post my weed on this page man you got me frank come on man whatever i got going man you got going so i'm gonna look out for you hey i'll be in my office you keep doing what you're man doing be lying like a [ __ ] anyway though i see you in here looking like a o.g your nuts almost big as my i mean your proverbial nut sacks your your your bravado you know what i'm saying the way you just get down i like that but you know your nuts never be big as mine never hey you made it nice threes hey how do i look let's roll hey you know in vinewood this is where all the deals get done but if you really want in on it you got to play the game all right look follow my lead cause these dudes straight logos you see that skinny one right there that's dj poo that's our plug homie now i'm going again come on really i can do better is this what we got all dressed up for mm-hmm yeah i knew i was gonna hate this i don't like sports that you could snack when you play next time we're going roller skating hey good to see you bro hey what's up pooh man who the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] it's my business associate i'm so [ __ ] [ __ ] getting real hell yeah come on are you sure about this hell yeah i'm sure [ __ ] we ready we set up we ready to go dawg all right but y'all better deliver [ __ ] my [ __ ] up too yo dre this is franklin clinton this is his associate they gonna help us get that thing done man what's up dawg appreciate you for having us not a problem just give me a sec ah you know what i'll take a mulligan that was a perfect shot you could sneeze and blow that in nah nah hold up i got this this is a stupid [ __ ] game the things i do for a hit record it's a way you're the one that's gonna find the phone right excuse me mr um young is it look we're gonna play through okay give you plenty of time to finish up whatever this is you're gonna what come on we'll just be a second right dre play through we're gonna play through listen you ain't playing through [ __ ] [ __ ] oh very nice that's very nice this place is going to crap what did you just say you heard what i said how are we supposed to play around with this [ __ ] this used to be a club for pros hey man back the [ __ ] up and shut your [ __ ] ass up no screw this i still have friends on the board my wife's having an affair with the owner every single one of you is going to be blackballed before you reach the 9th team is that right yeah that's right come on eugene me and you gonna make some calls and see what's what what the [ __ ] was that about man the [ __ ] if i know with everything that's going on in my life right now this is the last [ __ ] thing i need she's having an affair with the owner i gotta call this guy no no no no [ __ ] that [ __ ] this if these two guys have what it takes to find my property then they can definitely take care of this [ __ ] we got you home good cause i'm done with swinging these [ __ ] clubs man what are you doing listen take care of these [ __ ] [ __ ] before they make trouble for me and if you do you can handle my business my phone wasn't lost man it was stolen and there's material on that [ __ ] phone that i really care about unreleased material you know what i'm saying and if you know anything about me you know that i don't put anything out before it's ready and i'm dead ass serious about that we got you homie come on guys let's get the [ __ ] out of here i'm getting agitated you were kind of pissed off before they said anything you really need to try something for your mood i am it's called golf well golf ain't working next time we're gonna go skate at the rink hey you two [ __ ] can't wait for the legend to shoot his shot oh where you going i thought you'd like to talk come on man [Music] see all right partner hey get your swing warmed up now let's play hey come on let's [ __ ] his ass up a little bit hey come on calm down hey come on let's explain some [ __ ] to this little [ __ ] now let's just be reasonable what's your price nah [ __ ] it's only one language your ass gonna understand take it easy i apologize you hear that i apologize man come on let's beat this [ __ ] ass compliments [ __ ] make sure you understand okay yeah call mr young tell him i'll resign my membership today all right all right i think you've done some thinking now let me call dre right quick hey dre we took care of that thing nah you won't be hearing from him no mo but what about that other thing all right cool look send it over we'll get right on my man [Music] hey right on time come here check this out hey dre sent over the number to that missing phone imani's tracking it right now that was like 20 minutes ago this is a browser game no no no no [ __ ] you want to know what i found yeah okay so it's pretty bad the phone has a bunch of extra security to prevent remote access which is cool until you [ __ ] lose it and it's a huge pain in the ass it's firewalled no way in no way to track it so you saying we got nothing in we got one thing but it's like high key radical girl i was being radical when your ass was still in kindergarten what is it you break into the fib find the server stacks for their mass surveillance program stick a thumb drive in one of them to give me remote access and don't get caught then i can get a full data signature and track any copies that got made i thought this [ __ ] was gonna be hard i made the fib my [ __ ] a long time ago we got this right i just want to know why is it that every time i turn my back y'all in here doing some slicing and did nice and then back room dylan's without me lamar what the [ __ ] are you doing here same thing you is homie business i need that sample i gave you dawg this is a supply and demand situation going on ld organics is going viral baby i'm supplying the green community the whole revolution man and every ounce count so i need you to kick that up man whatever dog look it's downstairs on my desk in my office all right no dillio i went down there already you just gonna go through my [ __ ] desk my bad mr mogul i didn't know us lowly employees weren't allowed in your office i wouldn't drink your coffee oh wait wait hold on wait a [ __ ] second you ain't my [ __ ] stab hey what's wrong with your dog oh he chopped huh come here boy he oh man come here see dog come here boy you all over the place man what's happening chop man i don't like the look it is wait a minute chop you worrying us dog man a dog high as [ __ ] i can tell it's all in the eyes man 100 purebred satisfied ld organics customer right there chop what the [ __ ] i tell you about eating weed you're gonna have to get the little honey some snacks cause he's gonna have some major munchies in a minute get him like a little burrito like a monster burrito the wet one sorry to interrupt but the client if we're going after this phone client what client what the [ __ ] man you weren't supposed to see that [ __ ] we didn't lost cabin pressure up in this [ __ ] dre lost his phone dray lost his phone that man is a physician you know how important that is man i bet it's all kinds of [ __ ] in that phone i wonder what's in that phone dude been making beats for years a legend man look if that mythical lost album was up in that [ __ ] you planned it for me first dog trip it ain't like that if i did find something in the [ __ ] phone man i'm giving it back to him he repeatedly disappointed me man you owe me anyway dawg your dog made marie up into an edible what sue him [ __ ] come on man we're gonna get chopped up out of here y'all take point on this all right i get on the line as soon as i can cause i got history with these fib [ __ ] dawg come on you think you can put in a good word with dre for me i mean to get him to endorse ld organics man we'll be on i'm talking about green giant buku retirement paper man do you [ __ ] ever listen to yourself i listen to me all the time you should listen to me maybe then we'll know what dre phone that [ __ ] okay uh get on to the network in your office you know where your office is right good and we'll get started the plan again hey good work what the hell are you doing look he stands crazy hands up freeze [Music] so did franklin tell you we going after the ballers today everyone i asked one name kept coming up for these drake tracks dude call p a real baller oh go back as far as i do with dnf we're gonna need to talk to him a lot and that'll probably mean killing a whole bunch of his dudes nothing you can't handle right i got some boys meetings over there hey [ __ ] you y'all clipped me you ain't got a day left breathing [ __ ] prove me wrong and shoot [ __ ] if you wasn't some cross-eyed ocb [ __ ] i might like you but you ought to know this [ __ ] there's lines you don't cross what lines the [ __ ] is this about the [ __ ] you think dre the phone where it is the buck stops with you that [ __ ] i heard about all that and ain't got nothing to do with us bernie i swear you got to give me something better than your word pink but dre of course it's fargos that's who got it some funks looking for clout blasting tracks all over the project out some low low okay y'all i'm gonna make some calls here see if this stacks up i'll give franklin a call when we know oh [ __ ] right on time hey get over here hey figured i'd stop by see how we doing this is my friend hey and this [ __ ] right here get [ __ ] done hey frizzle man look what i found that [ __ ] chop went halfway through the stash before he got too high to eat the rest man oh julie my [ __ ] got my [ __ ] all wet and [ __ ] oh what's what's happening dog i'm lamar davis i'm sure my colleagues and told you about me stop you know what i'm saying this hold the [ __ ] up [ __ ] okay well let me explain you see this i'm bringing san andreas economy back one blunt at a time lamar can't this [ __ ] wait okay my bad dog i mean work first you know how i get down though hey look [ __ ] all right man imani found some copies of [ __ ] or something and um she trying to trace him back to square one it looks like it all starts with this guy jonathan henderson you know him johnny [ __ ] guns i should have [ __ ] numbed he looks like a [ __ ] yeah a real [ __ ] but drake this isn't bomb right here man i wanted to introduce so you mean all this [ __ ] right here was over that west lost record blow up deal this [ __ ] right here has been pissed off at me over some stupid royalty [ __ ] since the 90s but i promise you he'll be back over here with his hand out real soon we ready as a [ __ ] on the set i got you hey you know what hey baby let's get the [ __ ] out of here i gotta make a call man i guess this [ __ ] ain't over huh man why you keep [ __ ] blocking me man i'm trying to win man you need the [ __ ] chill shut up the [ __ ] you mean what up you know when i know what the [ __ ] this is where's my [ __ ] music don't [ __ ] deny it [ __ ] hold up hey man we gonna look dude when we find out that johnny [ __ ] man we gonna get back to you all right we got you if you got any [ __ ] sense of self-preservation you get my [ __ ] back to me today today [ __ ] you know what i need to calm down my blood pressure's going up let's go baby man you know the [ __ ] that is your [ __ ] hater you're always coming in with you've been doing that [ __ ] since preschool [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up now that's what the [ __ ] i'm talking about yeah is anyone still breathing don't worry these guys ain't getting back up hey you know what i got to thank you for coming through okay i get it can we go now yeah calm down listen i don't care how many shooters he sends johnny guns will never run me out of my own [ __ ] studio johnny guns west lost wreckage johnny guns i thought he was dead oh he's about to be dre did you see what just happened let's get the [ __ ] out of here no no no no let's call pooh and clean this place up girls pull yourselves a drink chill out and you you stick around we're gonna show johnny guns that we don't back down for no [ __ ] body hey doc what up hey p what's up bro how you doing i'm good bro thanks for coming out bro yo i heard what went down over here bro what the [ __ ] that [ __ ] ain't right yeah yeah don't worry about that man i got some i got some new people that i can trust now okay what you trying to do now what i'm always trying to do i'm trying to work you with me yes lord turn turn him up low let's get it let's get it give me something all right that's hard that's hard hey i like this yeah you're killing it that's what's up yeah yeah okay ap yeah okay check it out listen to this [Laughter] yeah bring that back hey put that straight to tape man i like it they're here take the [ __ ] out and let's go [Applause] yo dre johnny hold up man you took something that belongs to me that's some [ __ ] i got mad respect for you respect what the [ __ ] do you know about respect come on man you know me you just tried to blackmail me ah i had to hustle hard to get that thing man i was just trying to get paid listen i'm sorry i can wipe the files track them down drag and make this [ __ ] right on god you just tried to kill me but you know what let's forget about that for a minute the tracks in my phone that [ __ ] leaked my [ __ ] the [ __ ] is out there there's no putting that genie back in the bottle johnny do you think i'm a [ __ ] dummy or something keep it real [ __ ] you [ __ ] you too then watch your [ __ ] mouth take your ass back to the golf course [ __ ] this the streets way out your element man it's funny that you should say that because uh i got my clubs right here and by the way i like the nine iron that's my favorite never fails me you know it feels so sweet so nice and you can really get a hold of it you know what i mean that's a great club and i tell you what man [ __ ] ass [ __ ] i don't even feel bad anymore the demos are out there and there's nothing i can do about it and you know what turns out hey golf does put me in a better mood all right can you give me a ride home i got something i want you to hear let's ride hey listen i feel like we've been through a lot together yeah but this [ __ ] this [ __ ] right here it's put a lot of stuff in perspective for me jimmy was right i've got to stop holding on too tight i've got to start putting some of these demos out that i've been working on for so many years you have no idea how much [ __ ] i've got but you want to hear something okay this is a world premiere right here right now [Music] [Music] [Music] hey what's going on y'all is this it nobody else oh [ __ ] i'm hypers feeding up and a little homie here we on 109 homie what's happening all right hey good looking ho come on come on come on come this way i'm gonna let y'all up in here but we got some ground rules no touching the equipment no pictures definitely no burning holes in the new couch hey but can we smoke though what kind of place you think this is bruh of course you can smoke man what the [ __ ] is wrong with you what's the [ __ ] i'm talking about don't be passing around mids up in this piece hey man don't disrespect my respiratory fortitude like that i got gas straight ld organics hey man can we just get on with the tour voila this is where all the magic happens damn this did not fly as [ __ ] man it's probably worth more than my whole crib [ __ ] that's worth more than your whole [ __ ] life hey man is this this [ __ ] desk yiggy yes that's the desk [ __ ] i know how to work one of these [ __ ] bruh that's not the butt hold up hey count me in my [ __ ] i feel to rip the mic man come on count me in is this [ __ ] for real man he's as real as it get dawg watch this hey i got you homie come on man give me a peek [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] god damn frank what the [ __ ] are you doing what i said don't touch nothing oh community college ass [ __ ] man y'all some goofy [ __ ] i'ma put a beat on for you man i got you right here [Music] that's what i'm talking about [ __ ] gangsta [ __ ] ld up in this [ __ ] [Music] riding around with child the mark scattered and the [ __ ] flocked big dog big nuts coming through and don't give a [ __ ] a patch of blood take no prisoners [ __ ] with me beat no witnesses i'm an evil [ __ ] if your mama come in i'ma [ __ ] around and touch her cause she loved me and when she with your daddy she's always thinking of me i don't give a [ __ ] get this rhyme tonight real ass gang of [ __ ] just you just punch me in just punch me in [ __ ] that's a hit yeah that's my hope i am the king of los santos [Music] i see y'all found the smoking room huh somebody say smoking hey hey hand that [ __ ] here show some respect to the house bruh hey you all forgot about me hell no you didn't get no trip slip son tanisha ain't going for that [ __ ] man she cool man hand that [ __ ] over man cool my ass that big will to be show the woman ain't for the wood my ass cause i'm babysitting you and getting you high hey dog if my eyes go red y'all go tell me right i mean tanisha cool but [ __ ] she don't need to like no no you know hey what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] going on damn they high as [ __ ] look at him flame broiled and fried off that ld super strain i told you or some bomb man what's in this [ __ ] that's that pie yeah man they look like nobody there oh [ __ ] they having an out-of-body experience dog man the [ __ ] all right come on get up man i need y'all to do something with me lamar they're my [ __ ] business partners pooh can you please watch the sleeping beauties while i take this dude out on the gangster [ __ ] refresher course they bet not earl and i ain't about to clean [ __ ] up get them some snacks for when they wake up all right dog man what the [ __ ] y'all think this is a hotel hell nah bruh hey dog you know that bud that you and your business partner had smoke that was the last of my stash so we gotta run by the warehouse so i can re-up before this uh big meet yeah i'm with you dog but you gotta be quick about it my dude hey man wait what the [ __ ] lamar what the hell is in this weed [ __ ] quality quality of but yeah this pretty [ __ ] weird dog hell you can't be lacing this [ __ ] anymore i got a business to [ __ ] run i'm a [ __ ] ceo cole ceo and my weed ain't never laced this ld organics dog that's just offensive as a [ __ ] man besides your partner doing all the work man just tell me what the [ __ ] we doing lamar man you didn't [ __ ] tell me chop was gonna be here where else would he be fool hey you got your head set on you yeah why i don't know in case we get lamar is this the [ __ ] you selling to the poor citizens of los santos man these people are crazy enough hell nah homie now this right here is my premium brand pimp well i can't feel my [ __ ] toes right now enjoy that [ __ ] [ __ ] just wait till we get to the warehouse [ __ ] the most beautiful thing you ever seen in your [ __ ] life dank ass aromas big brain innovation [ __ ] yeah yeah whatever dawg how long this [ __ ] gonna take to wear out use a real debbie [ __ ] downer dog just just enjoy the hide man hey hey taking a [ __ ] truck man let's go get the [ __ ] in come on oh hell no this [ __ ] don't stop that the [ __ ] light come on hey ain't better yet let's jump on the back of this [ __ ] and bust out on the ass when they get to where they're going [ __ ] are you [ __ ] for real you like surprise parties [ __ ] oh [ __ ] come on surprise huh yeah [ __ ] man more like a delivery service man this [ __ ] truck stink man we're gonna be faded out by the time we get to wherever the [ __ ] we going to el salvador somewhere look i don't know about you but i do this [ __ ] i can handle mine matter of fact i want to fire one up right now man fire one up so we just gonna take a short break in the middle of being shot at huh you know what you have really changed man you gotta relax man you got to relax you're too uptight too high strong you know hypertension high blood pressure is number one killer of black men nowadays quit being a negative nancy man smoke some of this weed i got just a thing for you man i got this sativa dominant ld organics original let me find it sativa mr tv ain't what i need dawg what i need is a new friend oh and some friend you [ __ ] you don't even support my horticultural creativity or endeavor hey fools we got company in the back pull up on the side and light these punks up ah [ __ ] hey [ __ ] grab your burner [ __ ] get your ass up and hold on to something okay one three twice [ __ ] oh [ __ ] come on let's smoke these [ __ ] damn homie your truck don't look so good dog nah it's all right long as all the blood in there we straight we can get high man but i gotta get back home come on man you got time for one blunt man it's on me man you don't want to pass this up let's jump back here and get high [ __ ] [ __ ] that's [ __ ] up man well i guess we smoking later man let's roll that's some [ __ ] come here come here dawg have a seat help yourself but a word to the wise man go easy on that heavy [ __ ] take it from me dawg i know oh [ __ ] here we go again that's that ld organics [ __ ] that's that bomb man this [ __ ] fire work like a charm every time [ __ ] come on man [ __ ] hey dog so we just gonna leave him like that every time they pass out look man getting faded out like that once it's an accident now you go back for seconds it's kind of like a choice man they ain't a happy place yeah okay but what the [ __ ] we doing now look man the essays hit my supply the other day now we going back and taking that [ __ ] out [ __ ] simple as that but why we's legal ain't po po supposed to handle [ __ ] like that you sounded more and more like a sneeze ie's it's every day man the [ __ ] wrong with you man you dude when you started depending on the police to do anything for us man now we gonna go in and take these [ __ ] out and free this beautiful new industry from the shackles of gangsterism and corruption man we need that it's a brand new dawn for the leaf man i'm kind of like a superhero for cannabis [ __ ] kind of like impotent rage you know the one who came you know what i'm talking about yeah man enough of that [ __ ] you know what when i'm on top i won't forget the little people i won't forget your [ __ ] ass gloria hey hit me on the speakerphone i'm moving it's like that huh homie hey you had that [ __ ] tuned up or something i can't tell [Music] i told you about yeah all right we'll see how i show you the way [Music] hey this is a fair race [ __ ] don't be doing none of that supernatural freaky driving [Music] [Music] [ __ ] i know i'll beat you no matter how much [ __ ] you do to that [ __ ] car all these years later you still ain't even testing me i went nice and slow for your [ __ ] ass then and i'll go nice and slow for your [ __ ] ass now please homie stop they gotta smoked you but i ain't gonna knock a geriatric off his bike yeah you need to take that raggedy ass bucket back to benny see if he can replace the drizzle [ __ ] next time i'm going straightening through your head and ass hey what's up can the love come up in your crib man [ __ ] you man my kids up in there i don't want your ass up in my house [ __ ] well [ __ ] don't hate me cause your kids love me more than they love you maybe if you quit being so uptight and let uncle lamar give him some game you'll have some harmony in your household nah i just wanted to get in the hot tub but now i only won't get an old funky ass [ __ ] bucket [ __ ] [ __ ] around and get pink eye cause use a dirty ass be lie easy what oh [ __ ] once more into the breach [ __ ] right come on [ __ ] [ __ ] check out the new ride homie man what the [ __ ] is this this is the new delivery van the last one i filled it up a weed right then fools tried to jack my [ __ ] but this time it ain't nothing in there to check because i made it a hmm you made this a weed man the whole thing is ld organics patented marijuana bioplastic you try to get up there and steal some [ __ ] out of there now it ain't nathan in there baby yeah dawg but how the [ __ ] you gonna put all of this [ __ ] in a blunt you know what you are such a glasses half empty type of [ __ ] these days franklin don't worry about that kind of stuff no more man it's your boy lamar man i got this i'm out here innovating [ __ ] i got a real big play with a genuine celebrity you know the type of [ __ ] you like to be around these days since you all high-powered and boozy and like to feel special and important and [ __ ] and don't really give a [ __ ] about your day ones who was running plays and taking fades and shooting that [ __ ] and caring about you in these streets caring about your emotional health and [ __ ] you all crying i'm holding your hair so you don't puke all over your auntie rug and [ __ ] that was me but you don't give a [ __ ] about that kind of [ __ ] these days man [ __ ] you man come on frank man ride with you boy man i need you on this man come on eat my [ __ ] man come on man well who's the celebrity ah now you biting come on get in there man don't get don't worry about that man ld organics got some seed money a real certified investor man we gonna win this the spit night damn all the way to the top yeah dawg look man i don't need nobody [ __ ] this deal up f you the only [ __ ] trust me i need you to go up there and keep an eye out for me man i'm trying to be a business man i got to come off as professional man i don't know what the [ __ ] you asked me up to dog but i got you all right homie hey when we get back to the hood vegan chitlins on me man [ __ ] you lamar jimmy what's popping big dog yeah you remember my assistant marny no maybe on the phone but what's happening girl great to meet you in person i got an assistant too his name is franklin but he has somewhere to be should i do for this [ __ ] yeah well let's get down to it ld organics it is some business my friends and you are a clever man very f and clever i mean once i saw the product i had my people run the numbers it's exactly what we've been looking for you tithe you thrive you got to speculate to articulate yeah once you sign the paperwork it's all go hammered down world domination can't flum keflam what the [ __ ] we're going to reach a new paradigm of freedom success and understanding bless the tools hey can i show you something that's going to blow your mind hell [ __ ] yeah marnie you ready okay look at your van this is where you are right now stuck in the present but with jimmy on board [Music] you enter a world of limitless possibility you're [ __ ] with me right nothing's final it also has to get signed off by marketing and go through legal but what we end up with is gonna be pretty close come on man i'm the ld and ld organics i am the brand without me all you got is weed and some epsilon alien looking fake ass life guard come on look hey hey hey hey that sounds objectionable back it up there buddy i mean without my name recognition this business is dead in the water i mean whose face do you think these kids want to see on the side of their bongs [Music] the more i gotta highlight you real quick hey look jimmy let me get a minute give me a minute man let me handle this business big deal's going on i hope he's not an unsavable what the [ __ ] f man i'm in the middle of this plate man what's happening hey man what'd you think of vinewood [ __ ] like that gonna do with your business look man you either gotta eat [ __ ] from these people or you gotta tell them what the [ __ ] they're sticking man why are you trying to come at me like you my daddy or something man i don't even know that fool you can't have it all and why i can't have it all i want it all man big dog big nuts big dreams man don't i deserve this [ __ ] after all the [ __ ] i've been through [ __ ] [ __ ] not really oh [ __ ] hold on hey [ __ ] a whole bunch of hispanic dudes coming your way that's the essays here right here hey i'm gonna cover you from up here bro hey jimmy get your [ __ ] ass out the way before you get your noodles blown man it's about to go down right i know this got a little out of hand and [ __ ] but i got an idea hey lamar man i can't lie to you dawg i don't think i can deal with a crowd right now don't get over it don't get all weird and [ __ ] on me now dog please don't do it man i ain't never been this [ __ ] hard i'm pretty sure it's over there i think it's over there yeah just get there before i [ __ ] pass out y'all man what the [ __ ] there's been an accident god damn oh [ __ ] there's a van crashed out of here man hey [ __ ] you all right i'm good good oh i'm real good hey hey get some water man they choking out here hell yeah man that's some good [ __ ] i am blaze what's that fan made of bro that right there my good man that's ld organics the best marijuana company in los santos oh holy [ __ ] hey hey look this [ __ ] here go to your nearest dispensary and get you matter of fact [ __ ] that we gonna dispensarize that [ __ ] ourselves we going nationwide baby all you can smoke right now smoke mine y'all free weed for everybody get that [ __ ] camera out man let's make this [ __ ] go viral come on smile hey smile [ __ ] back to back back to back back let's do a pen pose pinpo hey ld organics we're gonna make it live we're gonna make it big l d organics l d organics ld organics yeah you know family [ __ ] family for life you already know but look i told you this [ __ ] was gonna crack didn't i tell you who's gonna crack [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] marketing hey frank i know you're doing your business if you ever need an internship though you got a home in ld organic you talk to your secretary [ __ ] [Applause] hey what's so tell me what you see turismo classic right wrong that right there is the future on four wheels baby a whole new class of upgrade courtesy of how special works strip down stripped out and rebuild for just one thing speed all i need from you is that perfect exhibition lap you set the time to beat people gonna start talking and that's all the marketing i need in return your first upgrade is all on me see you ain't even ready for this welcome sister sister welcome you see they said i was a charlatan a fraud of nothing but i am a miracle look and behold in wonder and ask yourself what does mighty chris formage leader of the epsilon program do with his enormous power why he uses it to watch people of course in an entirely appropriate way join me anytime you like in watching they never find out and they can't harm you it is the greatest pleasure on earth and trust me i know too much about pleasure you

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