Gross Animal Food Taste Test

today we break the food chain let's talk about that good mythical morning happy international wear white shirt with the repeating small design all over it day we didn't forget nope we look like two orderlies at a Malibu rehab facility okay welcome Jonathan yes you're gonna have lots of fun here we'll also cut your hair okay unison in order to survive on this planet you've got to eat and typically bigger things eat smaller things it's called the food chain you got to figure out where you fit well here we are as humans sitting atop it and sitting right here from this vantage point we're able to play the game eat it or eat what it eats okay here's how this is going to work we have an animal it under here and then we have what it eats under here and in every round one of us is going to ask the other a question and that question has an answer which is an animal which is it if you get the question right you can choose whether you want to eat what it is but what it eats and if you get it wrong the other person gets to choose yet neither one of us have a clue what's under any of these I expect some surprises because I know you guys but I have no clue what's under here let's get going round one okay link you're up first all right here's your question mm-hmm a normal adult blank has 42 teeth a goat b-dawg sea alligator adult adult how many teeth do I have no no alligator has a lot more than that a dog or a goat do you wouldn't feed his dog I'm gonna say goat you're wrong link is b-dawg now I know y'all well enough to know that y'all didn't get an actual dog I wouldn't do that y'all love dogs so I think it's some variation on dog his barber missing no she's not and that's why I'm going to choose it all right let's see it ha ha ha dog ah little hot dog I said what do dogs eat doggie biscuits brother right let's I one of these in high school to impress clatter would see a breast no I was like I feel sure this is gonna do it I remember how could I forget not bad at all arguably just as good as a hotdog will you just finish that milk bump you don't have to eat the other one which means whole thing ha ha I'm bi well you know I mean look you took a bite I took about a bite that's the rule we each eat a bite ooh yeah okay now to bone residue your question Brett the average what can run 30 miles an hour a a chicken be an ostrich or see a bear excuse me huh I think it's either a bear or an ostrich because I know both of them can run faster than humans but I think a bear goes faster than 30 I'm gonna say ostrich the correct answer is bomb Oh Haley I thought they could go faster than that mmm so do I want to eat a bear or do I want to eat what a bear eats of berries about anything then I'm gonna eat the bear claw how cute guys miracle see what I got here no famine I'm glad and get down on like that you're fine with that Tyler that is it's raw salmon boil for safety boil it for safety in your mouth I mean I'd like some soy sauce I like a little wasabi but I'm not gonna complain about that I can live a day as a bear mmm I would have complained about it so I spared you round three link your question is a blank completely sheds its skin about once a week a lizard B frog sea snake once a week once a week weekly shedding frog don't have skin does it I didn't say that I'm gonna say lizard well I'm gonna say frog was the answer raagh no frog sheds the skin once a week once a week now listen I know that you're not going to keep doing these cute little replacements for things I mean eventually the it is going to be under there there's gonna be a frog and frog feels like the kind of thing that would be under there now I've eaten frogs I didn't mind them don't mind them again then but what if frogs eat frogs eat bugs I'd rather eat a frog than a bug I'm picking it bra glazed gosh and I do it on here it may not look like a frog hold one of those up ooh it's doing some sort of polka jig all right let's see what I got okay gnats oh yeah frogs eat flies one of these little dried-up flies I think this is better than what you got yeah I go I'm gonna go for the thighbone what's it taste like it's not bad I'm not bad at all it's actually kind of good to do a seasoned correctly I'd be excited about these flies are small I'm gonna take this down okay hey yeah flies man dang tasteless odourless it's like eating an inconsequential little piece of fluff they're not bad okay sign me up round four okay a raft a blank stands up and sits down an average of 14 times a day is it a cow a turkey or a lamb counter here lamb nobody would count how many times a turkey stood up is it down I know it's like who's gonna count a turkey doing something like that everybody's got to do something I think it's cow man like it's cow it's not the kind of thing you would count why what but why I don't know I just feel strongly that as a cow you're right it is a killer Oh fourteen times a day you know what I think it's pretty easy to tell you that I like Cal and so I'm going to choose Cal all right oh oh we've been saving that cow tongues as the what's up my sleeve episode is that why it's blue gosh well you're gonna bite meet that tongue your buddy grass I mean that's gonna be easy that was any it was his a weak ground rest juice you don't trade mmm oh so should I use what part of the cow it might be you know you didn't think I mean I was picturing a ribeye I was picturing the cheeseburger I didn't know what was under there but I don't know if there's gonna be easy to drink but let's find out oh so difficult to drink of the wheatgrass meanwhile I have a freakin footlong tongue over here I'm gonna drink all of this in order for you to find a way to get some of that down okay Chucho for oh okay well forks not gonna work that's horrible why do y'all think my teats are gonna be able to get through this it looks like an elf shoe it looks like look at it it looks like a leprechaun will put his foot right in there oh gosh that's the part I got to get to because I could I could bite on this part all day long I'm not gonna get anything out of that oh my gosh I basically just French kissed a dead cow that's nasty I'm gonna reach in here and it's gonna like how they didn't give you an IKE or anything yeah I'm like a man who just found a cow I can't look at that man okay I don't think that's gonna be bad that is good that tastes like some roast beef up in there really seriously you want some I don't eat something that talks they don't talk man well you know I need to say Narnia no just to smell it roast beef man yeah well I think I conquered that thing round five it's getting real now link a baby blink is called a kit a rabbit be quail see ox I was thinking capped but I was thinking KitKat haha there's not a KitKat under either of these rabbit quail or ox I've never heard this before I think if it was a rabbit I would have heard it so I'm gonna say play all I'm gonna say it's actually raining oh it is mm-hmm little kid little kid so you get to choose do you want to eat the rabbit or the carrot well I'm worried that this will be a rabbit hunger like a rabbit eyeball rabbit liver or something and I know that rabbits are vegetarian so I'm going to go with what the rabbit eats ah you got pellets man there's a corn in there can I eat the corn back well no I'll eat Apple you got to eat a handful of pellets right okay oh we already eaten it yeah Robert what's the taste rabbits have horrible taste it just doesn't seem like the kind of thing that would offer you anything he just feels like balled up grass that somebody chewed on I'm gonna see what I got what go out to eat with a rabbit you've made me nervous oh okay this is far man this is just a little buy action I'm gonna just come in y'all put salt and pepper on this one Oh so with that will Susan the rabbit but no the couch on no house it looks good hey fried chicken it's white meat man mm-hmm must be a white rabbit hmm - lucky why trap it follow it down the hole that is your esophagus hmm you know what I'll leave them sprinkle it with some of this I love this kind of stuff ma'am what is wrong with you maybe route 6 all right are you ready I am a blank does not overeat it only eats until it is full is it a pig a horse or whale I think there's a like a myth about pigs eating oh if you leave a pig alone with food I'll eat it until it pops and it seems like that's just dispelling that myth so I'm gonna go with Pig you sure yeah you're right how you try to talk me out of that mmm listen I've been around long enough to know a few things this is late in the game so now I'm gonna give me like pulled pork oh we got you some barbecue it's gonna be like pig liver or something I hate and then pigs they eat slop make a choice I'm between a pig and some slop I just feel like the slop is there gonna be the way to go let's see what it is bye um ooh that is sloppy you were right look at that ooh know what you can eat that let's let me let me see what this is oh ah is that a snail out ninja Pig no oh dang y'all oh gosh dang okay just tell me a few of the things that are in there I'm sure it's not this gosh look at that the sniffer man it smells horrible guys it's healthy man they went easy on you it's like fermented take your time because I'm just sitting over here all right I'm just gonna see if I can get just get this spoonful forkful down ah what's the texture like it's got so many textures you getting a sloppy mmm what a something I keep hitting something new it's like going on a dig yeah that's what the pigs do man it's a world of discovery every time they dip their snout into a trough I'm a paleontologist who explores my own mouth piggy intelligence okay I don't know how to go about this all right what am I gonna do here just cut the front part off just get a nice little cube that's for you right there oh shoot it smells okay we're gonna go on vacation after this man we're gonna wear these shirts we're gonna be hanging out by a pool huh I can't I can't put it on and start chewing chew Joe to to to to to to do so we'll go to the islands after yeah we'll go to back to Malibu to the clock out of the rehab facility which we work will work we'll see how Jonathan's doing we like watch dishes welcome to you Jonathan we hope you had a good day tonight Jonathan we haven't Pig we have pig snout we have pig snout on the menu it's part of a 30-day cleanse it starts today pig snout and only pig snout followed by followed by a pig slop dessert I mean if you consume only this for 30 days oh you'll be a new man ah oh you can do it Jonathan ah you can do it mm-hmm tell me about it what does it taste like gelatinous ah my buddy Claire for John yeah yeah that's not a thing oh my breath Oh ping pong is at 7 p.m. thanks for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is hi and I imagine wouldn't buy you a make sure you check out tomorrow morning's episode of good mythical crew on this channel to see the adventures that the crew went through to get ready for good mythical morning this week and click through to good mythical more where an honor of Mother's Day Rhett is gonna make the treats that his mom made for him for me Oh before we have a winner congratulations to fertile crayon turn but you win a personalized GMM when Purple Crayon turn black uses a gas station restroom I bet they never accidentally like the key inside when they leave yeah purple crayon turned black probably takes it back to the register like a boss my buddy made this pudding jello parola and that was your whole meal and I just want just for a good old time sake I just want you to have a bite just as a friend that's what you have a little fight just a teeny little bite

Channel: Good Mythical Morning

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Length: 14min 44sec (884 seconds)

Published: Fri May 06 2016