Greatest Moments from Series 6 - Part 1 | Only Fools and Horses | BBC Comedy Greats

thank you oh bloody hell am I supposed to do all these hello oh hi sorry to interrupt you oh I've got put into a program it's very complicated well yeah it does look difficult but it's not a problem my name's Rodney Cassandra ah Cassandra it's lovely nine thank you um I just want I'm glad we're bumped into each other because I was trying to find a way of saying hello to you and I think it's really you know sort of liberated of you to make the first move no you don't understand you've taken my coat I'm so sorry it's okay they're very similar it's an easy mistake to make this one's yours well how'd you know it's mine it's got your name written in it thank you I think right Niche it's most probably my brother you know it's his idea of a joke well whatever we've sorted it out now well nice meeting you oh yeah and and Josh Cassandra I was wondering whether you had time for a quick drink oh I'm sorry I'm going out with a friend tonight oh well never mind um can I walk you to your car oh thank you pleasure here we are [Music] thank you for getting me here safely that's nice car it's my father's do you live around there black key how about you ah Peckham [Music] where are you parked oh no I left my car to my brother well I wish I'd now after what he wrote in my coat a little yeah I'll get a bus down to terminus I'm going past the Terminus if you'd like a lift oh thank you goodness I think someone's calling you really up hung about for you keep your left phone oh yeah that's someone online well thanks for the offer anyway okay bye yeah bye who's the chart [Music] right all right she said to me make sure you always write Rodney's name in his clothes that way no one will Nick him and I will just give him a promise I was so embarrassed yeah but no one Niche a coat did they [Music] trigger trick over here what are you doing here well I'm always here I'm a regularly in there yeah uh John get my mind to fight a lager will you I'm afraid we don't serve beers ah um yeah no that's right yeah I remember now yeah yeah there was no call for it so they knocked it on the edge dear fancy a spitzer huh give it a try yeah anyway what you do what you doing Barger or four he accused me of stealing one of his pork pies all I want is rotten Pork Pies for I don't even like pork pies oh he's getting right out of order that bloke he really is I'm thinking of suing him for deep definitely [Music] slander yeah foreign [Music] you look around here this place is full of Yuppie sauce yeah we can't go wrong here all we've got to do is learn their language why they're foreign then no no no no it's just that they're yappy they don't speak proper English like what we do I mean I've been here holding them it's all your Subaru Fab and all that game yeah and they love to talk about money it's their favorite subject I mean you chat about money and you can't fail to impress them yeah yeah God's honest I saw one of them old five pound notes the other day [Music] trick no no no no no mate I don't mean talk about your bloody coin collection do I I mean you just gotta talk about your wealth yeah but I ain't got none of that neither of all for these they're all living in sin with their flexible friends no I'll show you guys download watch me watch this good for our business on it girls say really yeah of course I mean stocks and shares myself yeah I bought a few thousand shares in a little department store this afternoon now I got a phone with Laura and the accountant that gives you the um done it excuse me sorry how do you spell arids capital a capital A oh I see I see all right Beam Me Up snotty it's all you need in it right yeah yeah rub this I don't want it thanks they go for the more mature men who've made it in life yeah is that why we're having no luck I haven't started yet just building myself up to it yeah well you better hurry up be closing time soon right all right [Music] I think we're on a winner rear tree all right lay it nice and cool some nice and cool you know what I mean foreign foreign [Music] Birds no no you're cramping my style mate built by the Christopher I don't believe it I don't believe it oh there's a lot of time I trust you with anything wrongly look I've already told you there's something wrong with that machine I asked him to set this to record a program on ITV called City News open University on BBC Two so instead of keeping my fingers on the ever-changing pulse of the stock market I'm watching Christopher Dopey ran on how he built some Paul's Cathedral he's interesting yeah you would you were most probably around when he applied for planning permission it's all right if I turn the thermostat up yeah you sure it's not too technical for you and oh you ditched it Rodney now look at you down me I thought Roddy knew about videos yeah Emmanuel in Bangkok and that's about it our program that computer to record the program you wanted now it's not my fault if it decided to recall something else is it that machine is up the wall oh you're trying to Blind me besides now aren't you that's the I think the computers are more trouble than they're worth how did you figure that out it was a film on earlier all about computers you're joking I wish I'd recall did it I'm gonna hang around Rodney you most probably have that was cool war games it was all about his shoply kid who messes around with computers in one day he broke into computer that controls your American nuclear defense system he almost got us in a world war three no chance of that happening with Rodney is there world war three this block I can't even get a channel freelance who read the in the instructions to your video recorder no I haven't actually read them I'll do that small thing Derek I think you'll find it very interesting because we have instructions in German Spanish French and Italian and not one single word in English and that's why your machine don't work it was made strictly for sale in Europe but we are in Europe we're in the common market yes I know that but we've got a different electrical system to the rest of Europe and that's why your machine is on the blink his components are burning out it is what's technically known as naked Willie Nelson's tucked you up leave it well that's all I need in it because they don't work what do you expect for 60 quid that I'm just passing it on that's all it's business oh don't worry about it everyone's going to be cushy you are somewhere else you are you're too picky Rodney that's your problem foreign [Music] foreign sounds in this flat tend to emanate from your vicinity it's that funny noise [Music] oh [Music] [Laughter] I've never heard of anything so dark shut up and keep spraying foreign [Applause] just dropping him off what you said you were the sushing sound oh deed I was making a funny noise like something was gonna happen the only thing that's happened so far is poor old mum's clothing's got all dirty to take it all down to dry cleaners now them dolls are dangerous they've been on the news everywhere how'd you know it was them dolls that they was talking about I know right I just know or the only thing that I know is I've got 60 quid laying out over there we're hanging about you like a couple of spare ones at a wedding oh come on I've had enough of this come on [Applause] [Laughter] see I told him not to have the mutton vindaloo yeah maybe that could have happened anywhere others oh we only just got rid of them in time we was well lucky no it's not luck Rodney it's mum man yeah she's up there somewhere watching over us oh yeah the rifle going is it [Music] [Applause] well good night Dale lovely meeting you and you too sweetheart don't forget I won't show a word thank you I'll see you in a little while wait Rodney where do you think you're going Cassandra's give me a lift time ah it's all right don't bother yourself sweetheart we got the van here excuse me one moment when I go and kill him do you think you're playing that Derek I told you I got a bit of a deal going down here in a little while yeah and I told you I don't want nothing to do with it I know you did but I gotta meet that Arnie in the back of the car park there it's nice and dark now I've only just recently met the Giza so I don't know what I'm walking into so I would appreciate a bit of a backup all right yeah but I wanted to say good night to Cassandra go on then say good night you get back here a bit Lively no I meant I'm bloody hell I'll give me a couple of minutes I'm gonna have to drive their lime he's drunk drunk bad sign with him he hides it well you see but I tell you you could push him over with just one little finger he fall flat on his face uh it's a problem of his I've had to live with since I was a little kid how sad how sad yeah I know it's tragic still never mind I mean let the poor girl up for real sorry do you fancy coming out for a meal on Thursday I told you I'm on a week's training course yeah we must be able to get a few hours off oh yes if you fancy flying over to Guernsey I'd love to have dinner with you go inside you gotta go all the way over to go inside yes I did ask guerns if it would like to come to me but it refused Point Blank I've heard about these company training courses they're just an excuse for loads of people to have an orgy really please be serious for one moment because Sandra look Rodney if what you've heard is true and all these perfect boring people suddenly hurl themselves into a pit of carnal abandon doesn't mean I have to join in does it no I suppose not this they suppose about it no I'm sorry you're right of course I'm right I mean I'll take my whip just in case I'll phone you as well they'll make sure we don't phone at the same time otherwise we'll both be engaged I love you and I foreign you can see what he's doing he's sitting in a window there reading a menu it's a bit suspicious in it what a bloke sitting in a restaurant reading a menu yeah very iffy could you give me a glass of water please [Music] would you care to order now yes I'd like an ambulance yes an ambulance I'm not very well yes sir thank you National Health Hospital the entire kitchen staff will be off to Miami if he does watch yeah don't panic I am a doctor inside let the dogs see the rabbit oh yes very nasty he needs an operation he's not a doctor he's mugging the poor man hi yeah yes yes mathem I called the police all right there be no need I am an officer of the law I'm a small town policeman depression all these not going according to plan okay sunshine you are next come on out you go rest assured Madam when we get him down a police station we'll give him a bloody good idea you mean he's dead no no he's still alive the ambulance got here just in time so where's the money and a goal where do you think it is it's in Arnie's hold on why don't make us leave the restaurant he called the old bill Arnie's got seven and a half Grand of your unloaded money plus a case full of gold from a vat fraud do you want to tell the police that it's really yours why didn't you try and get the case of his wrist called Blind O'Reilly you tried that Ginger and you got a punch in the nose and a whack over you over your trouble what do you think I'm a warrior something so how are we gonna get it back will go to the hospital all we've got to do is find out what time a visiting hours are he'll be cushy but we don't know which hospital they're taking him to we're following Mike your car's pretty nippy you do the following right [Laughter] [Music] follow that ambulance yes

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Length: 23min 15sec (1395 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 19 2023