GIRLS BEING... NOT SO NICE... V2

like the video and subscribe right now and this doggo will teach you how to become the best rapper hey hey what's up long time no talk how you've been but emily said you broke your leg yeah i was cleaning my gutters and i fell off classic lol yeah i really miss talking to you we should go on a date oh i'd love to but my leg is really messed up and i can't leave the house for a few weeks whatever i don't even like you anymore you're ugly and i hope your leg doesn't get better you missed your chance with me buddy okay have a nice life i don't understand men me smart nice athletic and has a college degree men chooses the five feet one [ __ ] who's stupid as hell what am i doing wrong they always go for the stupid ass short hoes what's so good about women with child bodies majority of women are tall and are getting taller so i hate men i really do go to bed i'm in bed then go to sleep we will talk in the morning i gotta brush my teeth first night good night why are you being this way do you even ducking care anymore i'm literally laying in bed ducking crying over you do you understand this [ __ ] do you even give a damn you told me to go to bed and you said good night i'm so confused right now you're not supposed to actually go it's obvious that i'm mad and i'm upset so you're not supposed to go there's a young black guy sitting next to me on this flight his phone rang and it said baby doll i dare him to try to holla and say he's single how can someone be minding his business you invade his privacy and assume he wants to talk to you then make up a scenario in your head and be offended in advance is everything all right with you dear i have two sides the nicest girl you'll ever meet and twisted ducking cycle path what's your zodiac sign leo yours gemini nice i guess if i remember correctly leo and gemini get along together pretty well yeah but it's average i guess hey my memory is a little fuzzy on that so i'm about to head into work so my replies won't be as quick unless you'd like to pick it up in the morning you don't care i will leave forever i care i just need a paycheck for food and shelter and stuff whatever buy i guess i dodged a bullet there didn't i what you boys are all the same you were talking to a man a working man have a good night okay wake up hello wow really hello what you can't reply to any of my previous 5396 messages that's how sleeping works i ain't gonna say i beat my boyfriend but he do flinch when i reach for him ariana is my cousin not in alabama why are you so concerned about every friend slash relative that i have that you've never met lol because you might be cheating on me [ __ ] what we aren't dating you don't know this all men cheat you can't spell cheat without e and that which means see he at another [ __ ] house they should have an olympic event for jumping to conclusions i'm still single and i've actually offered a lad i really liked a full day of shagging and i said i'd even order a pizza in men don't deserve me i hate being straight who the duck is cherry garcia actually don't answer i hope she makes you happy dumb [ __ ] i was talking about the ice cream hey thanks for following me back no prob where are you from i travel so everywhere i love your tattoos thank you could you not send me a smile face i have a boyfriend can someone not ugly treat me right so i can shut the duck up show me your body dude no kk why are men's easy as duck you started this conversation asking if i eat [ __ ] and then suggesting you wanted to come over yeah and that's all you ever want all of you i don't get it just duck it man kk i'm sorry lol i was texting two people at a time and i thought your text was someone else's yeah maybe we can duck sometime i don't know am probably not at this point you're a piece of [ __ ] anyway 1882 i'm financially not the same as my boyfriend and it's beginning to bother me my family makes triple his family my mom is a position six ranks higher at the same company as his dad i'm coming here to call on os tuition he's at the state school getting financial aid we own seven properties his family has two and that's just our families i work and make quite a bit of money so i've been able to buy him upscale gifts but he only bought me a thirty dollars present on valentine's day and i'm still upset about it and not even on time because he had to wait for it to go on sale i have an internship this summer that's pro rated at his dad's yearly salary he has no internship he's a good guy he's of the right cast he's in an okay major cs but i resent him for not being able to spoil me i want to have something to show off i don't want to be disappointed with azales ring down the road yeah you should definitely break up with him so that he can find someone much much better than you my boyfriend don't need girlfriends because i'm his best friend i have 60 personalities choose what friend you want today baby i'm a psycho but you love me anyway i honestly don't think i liked you i like the attention you gave me the fact that you'll listen to my good and bad days okay go on it's fine just get it off your chest that's it have nothing to say i'm glad you can tell me that the truth comes out in the end you never even liked me for me what the duck you liked the attention it's not even like that what the duck oh you're taking it the wrong way featured comment my profile picture is a tomato uh he's probably thinking about cheating on me right now him if i ask santa for coal what will he give me if i'm naughty if you want to be featured in the next video use hashtag dankness my boyfriend sat for hours playing this and ignoring me so i fixed his little issue it's cruel and basically abuse to pick a game over your girlfriend yeah we can meet up and go through the project it looks easy enough we can finish quick okay just don't try anything you were talking about your girl last class and i don't want to interfere with that i've been the other woman before and i don't want to ever do that again strictly the project i saw you staring at me last class and i don't think you should be doing that if you have a girl you brought three honey buns to class i was staring cuz i thought you'd offer one you didn't i will get a new partner it's all good i just want a guy i can fall in love with but never actually be official and let me do whatever i want find a duck what the duck is that a guy that lets his wife duck other guys and gets off on it hell no i like my guys to be protective and jealous over me you obviously see how that conflicts from what you just said two texts earlier um theo i want my men to want me and be jealous over me but now i'm still doing whatever i want that makes no sense those 18 to 25 year olds are nothing but a bunch of dumbasses why don't men date women over 35 we are much smarter than those [ __ ] i can't stand them but men seem to love them maybe it's their bodies lol that's all they have to offer sex that's it if i throw a fit and tell you to duck off please don't duck off because i will be over it in like three minutes okay hang in there baby i was going to tell him i'm sorry for spazzing but he's not answering me so i said i'm sorry for interrupting your game that's all he does is play that stupid ass game give him time he might be busy i don't care if he busy i'm more important yikes i'm crazy i can tell [Music] exactly yes i was toxic but did i hit you okay yes but did you die oh okay if a guy real wants to talk to me then he will but not the other way around no cause i'm not desperate i'll message a guy first after i see he puts in some effort lol i'm not out here chasing guys i want a man who can get the balls to talk to me simple as that clearly you can't excuse me you're trying to tell me that i have to chase after you and that's not happening i'm not the man or perhaps i hold myself at a higher level of respect than to chase someone with an obvious sense of entitlement who definitely does not deserve me and all i bring to the table i tried and you seemed nice on the outside but i'm going to cut it off here have a good life you know when your boyfriend asks if you want anything from the shop you say no and he actually comes back with nothing root everybody knows that no means surprise me you've been visited by alarm clock spider this spider will wake you up instead of your alarm unless you comment stay out of my bed spider thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos

Channel: Memellion

Views: 351,564

Rating: 4.9629178 out of 5

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Id: -OSBDpyL-10

Length: 10min 20sec (620 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 14 2020