GIRLS BEING... NOT SO NICE... V4

like the video and subscribe right now and fire doggo will teach you how to breathe fire how to treat a man who's under 5 feet 11 inches my friend's mom just said some girls are broccoli for boys they are good for them but the boy doesn't want her he wants some [ __ ] pizza never heard a moral or funny statement ever hey boo ah hi got something for ya huh nsfw nothing is wrong with me i'm in a relationship with a girl that i plan to marry someday look i'm really horny and lonely i need a boyfriend then find someone else i'm taken by the same girl the one who wouldn't even have shreks with you enjoy and don't even try to block me cause i'll make more accounts okay love you bye for ducks take to away didn't work here's another nsfw hello respond please you're gonna make me cry i can send more nudes dude look nsfw stop for duck's sake i don't know why you won't accept me i'm hot we'll send you nudes anytime you want we conduct 24 over 7 like dude what is wrong with you nothing is wrong with me i'm in a relationship with a girl nsfw it can be yours men wouldn't be so lonely if they stopped jumping to every five feet one [ __ ] they see short girls have no worth at all and they are basically children what's good about them wouldn't you rather have a girl who is actually nice aka me other girls what's your net worth me what was your sat score and gpa in college so do you want me as a friend or an enemy a friend i suppose good choice i don't have time for enemy drama this year i just want to get mike says and go good cause otherwise i would have to treat you like a toy and i like you too much for that anyway babe what you up to this fine evening of death uh we just talked about the whole babe thing what can i say and i'm probably gonna have to go in a minute or so i'm gonna be watching our pdr with my sister or but honey we were just gonna get into the good part well i've been waiting all week for this episode if rather i'd not miss it please baby stop that's making me uncomfortable it's just a bit of fun sugar relax i don't like it when people are over familiar i've stated that please respect that you're really no fun you gotta learn to let go a bit i could help you with that no thanks i'm fine are you sure we could get closer 100 or okay love you too [ __ ] that last message was meant to go to someone else ignore that okay but i still love you well it's almost half past so i'm gonna go now okay bye do you get always jealous when i talk to other girls i'm yours because i know what other girls are capable of doing you call it jealousy but i call if fear of losing you cheating on me is easy but learning to walk after i shoot you in the legs ain't same i want a rich husband who works a lot to make money but also is home and always spends time with me but also hates kids but also is nice to them and a good dad and who is hot as duck but loyal and who is a preppy boy who has mates cook but still makes me breakfast in bed and who allows me to cheat but acts like we are soul mates i hate it when he stops replying when you're having fun arguing with him for no reason and he stops replying let's argue if you are dating a man for six months and he can't loan you three hundred dollars when you're in a crisis he needs to be dumped and blocked without explanation [Music] me i'm so happy in this relationship also me plant a hair tie in his bed pretend it's not yours blame it on another girl and start a fight loki beef over the smallest things that i can't even control i think he's dead he hasn't sent a whole message in over 30 minutes something is wrong maybe he has a life i love the boy but he doesn't do [ __ ] i was just denied shreks um excuse me i'm hot and i want to duck you what do emotions have to do with anything put your dick in my mouth who the hell would deny you shreks the man that lives in my house that makes it even worse really not just some random guy i apologize for my gender i don't know what was going through his head but he needs to get his priorities straight when a guy cheats it's over it's stupid to try to rebuild the relationship it's over he will cheat again and again however when a woman cheats it's bad but really most guys don't really care and sometimes it even increases his love for you seen it countless times ain't no such thing as a gold digger women are naturally expensive so choose the [ __ ] in your price range and stay in yo lane [Music] hey i still wanna be a thing i honestly think we could make things work out listen i don't think we can be together i really think we hit it off but i'm just not looking for a committed relationship what we had was temporary i'm sorry really so you're just going to ducking toss me aside i feel kind of led on man i mean i was nothing but nice and supportive towards you i listened to all of your ducking problems and was there for you when you were crying about your mom's ducking cancer and what kind of dude cries you're such a [ __ ] i even paid for coffee that one time because you were running short on cash you're broke to a mo what kind of man you're just a sad insecure little boy whatever i can do better i'm way better than you could ever be honey you were the temporary as if i'd stay with your [ __ ] broke [ __ ] i hope you go choke on girafftic anyways don't ducking ever text me again your number is blocked featured comment amber harvard uh he's probably thinking of other girls him knocking is just hitting somebody's house until they give you attention if you want to be featured in the next video youth hashtag dankness if i don't marry this boy i'll ruin his wedding i don't care hey cutie wow i ducking complimented you and i don't get a thanks i'm a beautiful girl who messaged a peasant i'm so ducking nice too whatever can we bring back men taking women on real dates opening the car door for them and bringing flowers for no reason i do these things now and i'm still single if i hit you and break my nail it's automatically your fault i broke my nail you shouldn't have made me wanna hit you when you tell your man he doesn't need a six-pack anymore and now you can go to the beach in peace knowing no one's checking him out [Music] hey hey yo why the duck haven't you been answering i was sleeping i know you don't think it's a big deal but you need to ducking respond when i text you real dick move okay you're lucky i ever said yes to dating you you need to treat me like the privilege i am i sent this guy a friend request two nights ago who i know personally i checked his profile and my friend request wasn't there which means he denied me i sat there for a good 30 minutes wondering why why wouldn't he accept my friend request what possible reason does this entitled like jerk have not to accept my request i found out where he works i'm going there for dinner tomorrow i'm going to request he take my order and i'm going to ask him why if you don't text me at all during class you're a [ __ ] and i'm breaking up with you i may be a little late to my class but also i'm trynna school wow i still love you though [ __ ] i hate you sincerely you're the type of person who says sorry i can't text right now when really you're just a [ __ ] [Music] women being mad i tell you to stop snapping me and you actually do it men are silly there's a difference between stop snapping me and stop snapping me said girl oh okay how are you how's life fine you literally a video of anal shreks uh hi what in the actual what the video the one you sent starting this whole conversation what why why not a i didn't ask for it b why would i ever want that c like a full month hiatus just to show back up with that bold move not well received d i'm even questioning if this is the person i began messaging a while ago and questioning if i even knew about her whatever dude did you seriously send me a video of you having shreks yeah but why [Music] hey hey hey hey hey hey hey who's this it's katie from the bar i'm sorry i don't know you i think you have the wrong number um no you gave it to me late night yeah right you're just trying to get out of this aren't you you fat duck i hope you get your dick squashed by a meat cutter i didn't even like you anyways i was just pity you you have a small penis again you have the wrong number whoever gave you the number gave you a fake one [Music] you've been visited by a birb doggo comment get off the tree doggo or he will fall down [Music] thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos

Channel: Memellion

Views: 381,939

Keywords: funny texts, funniest texts ever, funniest text messages, text fails, ex texts, parents texts, chats, texts, sms, fails, comedy, funny, memes, night owl, funniest texts ever v3, girlfriend texts, texting fails, messages, dank doodle memes, ddm, FUNNIEST TEXTS EVER, FUNNIEST TEXTS, karen, karens, funny karen messages, karen meme, entitled, girls being girls, girls being nice, nicegirls

Id: Cs3GFzBN6Fo

Length: 10min 32sec (632 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 30 2020