GIANT MATCH ROCKET!

that's a big boy dude that's a red rocket right there my facts baby let's do this Chandler Chris hey I've used that before why why what I didn't know it's cool always check really that's weird oh that's that's not helpful at all what this is trash boy how to smack this back in the face this is actual doodoo butt cheeks has been at you all Oh that'd be that kind of word no I didn't look at the tip it hit ridges it look at the tip measure it out yes ladies and gentlemen this is America this is the 21st century and this is what you came up with why this man there's a chainsaw it used to chainsaw he literally just broke the glass useless duck company yes you are useless bottle but the bottle is technically open everywhere knock knock who's there I don't know this is so you know when you would try to get to the bathroom and your sister was taken like ours yes and literally you couldn't get in there this is how you get in there make sure you can get your teeth brush before you go to school this there's got the double torch girl he does have the double torch going oh this reminds me from that scene from Star Wars where they close the door he's like they'll never get through that door and you just see the lightsaber big torch one minute and 29 seconds oh so this is like a test yeah it's like a comparison so I should have been big torch versus little torch versus door it takes the smaller ones a little bit more time so ladies smaller means longer than longevity but bigger gets the job done it does as you can see the video what oh what was that I mean I get the reference there but that was a scary thing the shiny there see what Chandler's never seen The Shining hey let's do a life hack do a hack gentlemen and ladies you were like the first born and I was like the one that's aggro that's how we have to go to the bathroom we need one of those you know babies no I'm good I'm just leaning are you good are both of you good yeah I'm fine we're both the same thing you know what this shirt the durable one so when you guys pee do like oh yeah I just really I just turn around yeah I get a pen and I put it in one of these things this is before I go to the bathroom I got it I got a Velcro of it just like this eyeballs that's what it looks like that's how mine comes out just pellets yeah people are screens I actually only do kidneys I have that sweater I'm not even joking that I swear to God I have that sweater I've never seen oh that's how you give somebody a breath mint Assassin's Creed I don't oh you're resting no what kind of pea is that that is vegetable essential waitress look at the viscosity this is possibly an action city dude the time continuum can't handle Z time is relevant irrelevant relative look at the color slowly falling out always wiggling it just got a wiggle with it I love being able to stand up now because I can just walk her back and like look it makes Connor mad because I still early start to sound quieter and he doesn't owe you my tech oh yeah lifx sorry we'd like to talk on our editors and our managers what does flip mean oh you flipped it upside down so the colors we go the other way okay oh you can actually do this I've seen people do this before all right so what you're gonna do is you gotta pop the hood uh-huh yep and you're gonna look around a little bit and zoom in Oh be careful 90 degrees Celsius I think that's a seat why are we the only people who use Fahrenheit uh I don't know that's we're weird so you're gonna get this tinfoil you just gonna roll it out and then just tear a piece off just like this you're making you a little a little paint pan basically yes basically paying who you're gonna drip drip drip of the beats gonna drop cooking my egg look at it fry look at it fry give us some gas oooh he was driving for 10 minutes with a egg on his car and it's cooked yeah somewhat [Music] now this is what you would get if you went to like a Denny's but did never eat a Dennis Dennis the worst restaurant ever made I've never been there sorry Denise if you ever wanted to sponsor us we're just gonna have to say no on out we're not doing it yo they got minion tic tacs they got minion tic tacs bro and it's got the little redhead girl and then it's got a minion and he said banana I'm an onion banana and the illumination I love the start of any movie by elimination because you get to see a little minion come out and he cuz I want to be one when I grow up we should be minions for Halloween let's get shredded and paint ourself yellow and like washboard abs carrot like a month we can do all we can get abs like painting everything we do fake dude should we do that comment if you think we should be shredded minions for hell or we could be Phineas and Ferb oh yes should we be Phineas and Ferb who would be for herbs at all Irwin that's a big boy dude that's a red rocket right there that looks like something out of like not timing what's browner OHS are they showing us how to make it yeah oh oh so you need three different parts dude North Korea wants to know your location right now all right let's see this three two one liftoff wow wow dude don't you hate when your red rocket is burning yeah gotta go to the doctor laughing Wow did that that's it oh yeah took a lot of time it looks like it's spittin like that is awesome the fire the engines you should do that's don't say don't steal that lead whoa this looks like this is pretty I'm digging the satisfies this sparkles whoa my laser point is that the laser pointer what is that fire that's inside of lava what is our galaxy how did they get these space shots I came out but the wound wanting to go to space wow that's amazing amazing sauce buy it in stores now [Music] yo that's the top of Kaka ville graph how do you say typographers Peppa topography I know it's topography that I can't say what it is topographical topographical I think it's great that's really cool what is it so how are they I guess it's like moon sand but no it's regular so I've actually seen this before that's really cool dude augmented reality is so amazing did you see what they did with Minecraft that one time you could like zoom include mine crabs house it was like this giant block and they were zooming into it that's cool Maps okay minecraft though oh that's cool oh I get it so when you make the same go up it shows like topography how tall it is yeah and when you smooth it out that's pretty cool they're balanced glass on sheet of paper wait what oh is it possible to balance glass on sheet of paper yes or no no it does not look possible before he's about to do it again you would just need a printer sheet start by folding one side it's just literally gonna make it like thick and that's it you're thick I know what is that T did you see that it was like fancy Ramos's spongebob episode wave a letter the it gave it uh strength I mean whoa I'm impressed pretty impressive can you stand on it though question why do you doubt everything is how you make a paper airplane mm-hmm what are you gonna do just watch because he's going way too fast what is he doing here oh this is that's the jet engine Oh gotcha yeah I'm just gonna I think he's doing something else man he's got a tie rack oh wow oh honey 20 what does that say 20 something it's probably kilograms to be honest that's like 40 something pounds - paper strong paper is oh is he gonna stand on it no way is he gonna stand on it oh that way oh he's going crazy holy oh he's standing on it no way one leg you won't two legs dude he's got poop on his shoe to like gosh there's a nice dude I honestly he boots off to the lost legs just grab a binder clip doc what's the handle are you Joe want to sing just a second also take out the other handle cotton now insert the handle into the holes also on the other side doctor are you deaf bro because when I was in I see how you have fixed keyboard like stuck very good when I was an IT that's happened all the time and now no one cares because I didn't get to say it when I wanted to I'm gonna go all right Kris is leaving jet engine car alright guys so I'm a lucky actually hello hello you're back yeah I have I wasn't talking about you what did you say it was the Knights I just said I wasn't talking about you alright so anyways so you get a lighter right coming who does have a lighter or essence danger whoa what's going on the fire made them what milk just like a shot boom shot YouTube please let us go back to saying normal words we're not even saying bad words we're just saying normal everyday conversation English City I know I literally have to think so hard about what I say before I say it did I mess up my words all the time boom shot boom shot we can't even say milk they never say bombs girly bumpkins I think we can say crunch time oh dude hold on that nice Oh let's turn the volume way up oh shoot oh man I can't contain this excitement Oh guys subscribe for more satisfaction oh yeah we're out you're satisfying I mean look at this it looks like it's so nice oh I'll spread those just read it spread it oh the separation is impeccable dude I'm so satisfied I don't know what to do ladies really I'm so satisfied oh I don't know what to do with my hands right here behind my back they are in fact behind his back my head itches now this sound was making me think you really got a poop but I think I'm gonna poop my pants do you want us to take a boot break the cameras about to shut off I don't it's gonna shut off in 15 seconds well then let's restart let's see it let's watch it happen mmm this guy hey what's up buddy Oh Oh Elmer's glue great product tastes amazing yeah the purple taste way better yeah the grape flavors are so good uh so it's the stretch Armstrongs the only job to smash the glue what does it think they were just getting rid of the glue I think that they literally were having a mental breakdown like actually oh my gosh sir could you be less aggressive what is wrong with them there it is that's whack I like the blue they should actually make candy bars like push pops and it's like a candy bar and you just and then you bite it and you pull it down and put the cap back on and then you have a candy bar later milk this one's brought to you by mr. engineer let's see how he does this he's got a little pencil sometimes little things they just don't get the job done sometimes they don't you need it do you for it yeah oh my god I smell it dude stop all right so what we're doing is he's gonna put his pencil inside the syringe so that way it can always be as long as it needs to be I can still smell the fart through my shirt what are you going to do about I want you to not fart I told you had to poop I've literally warned you this is a genius life hack it's actually gonna work pretty well I feel like clear that does work very well all right hi mr. pie see even if it's small you can add length and girth to it and it's also way better you just have to put a sheath though [Music] Linna football cleat that's a soccer clink oh so technically you're right depends on where you're from the Oh oh man that was satisfying you know people will pay you to do this but you have to be paid for it like what true Oh anything people scrunch things with their toes and guys will pay him guys look Bobby they're weird owner if we can say the word Bobby I guess we'll find out once it starts getting blurred a lot I don't want to take my hand off you know I feel uncomfortable happy birthday Raven dude I got Cooper so mad all right guys thanks for watching this video subscribe for more awesomeness like the video because I said too and if you don't I'm gonna blink at you a thousand harlem comment your favorite pizza topping and just have a great day we'll see you later love you love you feedback in the comments by milk

Channel: Beast Reacts

Views: 6,249,100

Keywords: life hacks, crafts, slime, do it yourself, diy, lifehacks, dily projects, useful things, how to, experiment, experiments, diy activities, handcraft, funny, challenge, secret, diy slime, laugh, new, skills, tricks, tips, fun, rocket, 2019, beasthacks, matches

Id: QJUkwZiPWc4

Length: 14min 30sec (870 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 19 2019