GETTING RID OF ALL THE KIDS | Kindergarten #4

top of the morning to you laddies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to kinder Garten i don't know whose mission we're gonna do this time i did see people give a lot of suggestions and people were saying a lot of different ones and i think some people are just picking the ones that they think are the best ones instead of just being the easier of kind of ones so I have a feeling that I could try I did kind of start one with nugget before I didn't really get that far with Jerome and I didn't kind of start one with the teacher as well so we might be able to do the teachers one cuz she wanted to get rid of all the kids so let's just see how far we can push that let's take out like three ten because if we take out any more there's no pony and if we take our three ten that's enough to get bugs to attack me am i ready to start another day I don't know am I match my money if I keep changing off the voices for the kids you know what that's fine kids change the [ __ ] voices all the time right okay I'm gonna tell the teacher on you he stole my body what's in it for me gold star okay I'll kill them for you oh you should let me to tattle on them what I want to kill them what are if I can kill any kids in this game maybe that's how the game gets away with it because all the characters are killing each other or killing themselves and I don't actually kill anyone so it's kind of fine squishing me won't make you Jacob back he'll never be proud of you tiny wouldn't be so bad I'm just gonna sit here just letting punch the [ __ ] out of me okay accept your fate take later he's put easy be bugs okay you take another student approval no please don't he started it he's a liar boob oh no sadness for you little bully bugs little Bugsy [ __ ] cool we got a gold stare maybe we could why don't we arrange our trip for him to visit daddy okay so this is Jerome Jerome is the principal's kid so he thinks he can just walk tall in these halls huh saying my desk principal if you do anything to me he'll get you yeah well [ __ ] you and your dad oh that's what I like to hear come see be doing morning time but I'll tell you what to do see you then teacher got it cool good morning children it's time for you to pick your buddies No and I keep going in and out of the voices it's hard to do um okay hey teacher what are we gonna do - Jerome goodbye - morning buddy oh you wanted to see me about your arm oh yes the high and mighty drew oh we so get back to me because as that is my boss I would refer our kids that do that I think it's time we finally got even with it oh you're gonna end up killing all the kids how do we do that the principal has informed me that one of his wall passes was gone missing I'd bet Nuggets life that you're Odin took them what's Nuggets life worth to you not much but I make a teacher salaries I even buy my student life following system it's still a pretty significant percentage why did she just take the pass I'm not allowed to search a student without groupable clothes and lord knows there's probable cause for searching the principal's thumb that's why I need to give it you I can do that excellent just go over there haven't give it to you oh okay - bye gonna need new things drain get the stolen Hall Pass from Jerome back to buy you a yo-yo for it dude you know you're not cool enough to sit here did you steal a Hall Pass wow you're interested in one yeah well too bad that I interested in helping a dweeb like you I know there's something cool in it for me you can forget about it get lost okay what does he want see what the yo-yo I want to buy some give me that dang yo yo bro hey once I give it to Jerome it's gonna be my [ __ ] bro yo because he's gonna be so happy with he's gonna make me his bro come on buddy our yo-yos cool it's like I'm gonna be your friend can you give me something cool this cool enough for you hell yeah yeah maybe you are cool after all I'll trade you the yo-yo for the pass you've got yourself a deal since we're gonna be friends I think you should do something to help me out you know as a friend like what do that creepy old janitor stole my laser pointer this morning dad said it was too bright and shiny for his old ice pretty has cataracts already anyway although I'm just going around school with a big old gloomy night with you ready I'll give you a Hall Pass you can use it to get by the hall monitor once you're past him Heather the janitor's closet my laser should be in there somewhere I can do that awesome should be in a box somewhere just grab it and go don't linger too long he checks back frequently those who linger lose a finger let me know when you're ready and I give you the pass I won't be able to distract the teacher for long so head straight to the door wait why he's stealing his pass and then just going straight to the teacher after he do that okay teacher just give me a minute if drop is distracting she already knows she's being distracted yeah about that I got draw I got the pass from Jerome cuz I'm doing the teachers one so I could do Jerome's stuff but I'd have to hide it off I wanted you to teach us one at least now I got some more hints for Jerome's one I think Jerome your little [ __ ] I mean cockroach hopefully nobody heard that we've been over this you can't just steal your dad's hall passes what you ratted me out to the teacher dude there's a bro coat we call it the broad yes he did he's a good little rat please stop calling me that [Laughter] rat all right the SLR everyone's gonna beat me up just like Jerome is teachers special little suspended hooligan oh [Music] come on bro I thought you were cool damn we want to be cool is kind of hurting me right now well he's not because he's so uncool he gets one of my special gold stars two gold stars you know what that means two more and that's a strike now why don't you get go take that pass back to your dad I'm sure he'd love to know where it went man stupid rat getting me in trouble dad is gonna kill me that's the plan now huh we're two for two you know what that means there's only four more let's keep this removal train rolling Wow I have a special plan for nugget just befriend a little weirdo by the time recess starts okay I guess feel free to get any of the other kids in trouble while you're in there you'll have to get creative though okay can I get Nuggets nugget Lovitz as always we're worried with you doc it's very busy don't be friends oh look at Doris pencils boring Time Lord and eats lunch Laura lives life Lord look at suppose he could be your friend if if what you eat this nugget that's it yes you do is froggen we will be friends wait is this a test because before he said if you eat the Nugget that your friendship digests along with that so if I eat it is gonna be that's a test [ __ ] I don't know oh if we feel this is gonna have to start again it's gonna be a test isn't it good I remember the taste of the Nugget we will die together at lunch no go we'll see you're dead yes I'm gonna [ __ ] chicken nugget friend and Friends it up try it right over 30 views against is you can I believe in you okay I'm gonna be a special little rat sorry sweetie but I'm spending my morning time with my boyfriend whatever Cindy God oh okay then can I just steal [ __ ] from there come on teacher I'm helping you let me take the knife who needs to write out the students well you couldn't kill them okay whatever [ __ ] that's much better go to lunch time to go get my [ __ ] slop on bro oh man it's like four students left who will be next to leave the Big Brother house no this is pleased you have returned look at the dough that you consume is very tasty yes I'm sure yes you could taste the poison wait what go get points will be dogged I'm gonna die strange normally books its throat slop and dug its head right out I got bugs expelled this morning you did Oh Mike locust read your books would have been so sulfite but I guess this is our cosign potential legal shop rocket down the road so I am about this antidote oh yes of course silly no girl's blood here well why do cats you Fraidy cop up don't stomach now would we know that it's glad you have you to have you as Fred please come visit knocking at recess I would like to show you something okay is that it I think that might be it I actually I'm not hungry biscuit balls I don't want any [ __ ] you I think we might be good let's just see ok bye Lilly Lilly doesn't like to eat for very long she goes out and crazy about her last brother ok just a recess Bell get out right [ __ ] it throw slop at you I heard about what happened to bugs I'm so glad the little monster is dead and I didn't even have to do it myself three gold stars all I had to do was get beaten up a swab and have a bloody I'm probably fractured face for the rest of my life what about nugget did you manage to befriend that little bald creature and I sure did teacher please teach her give me all the gold stars it's been taking it for a few days I'm pretty sure he's guns straight through the bottom of the books yes I would be impressed if force is so dangerous unfortunately I have no way to prove how dangerous it is the principal doesn't seem to care what does this have to do with gaining his trust bouncy Teddy McGee because he won't let anyone in the hall who doesn't trust that's why you're going down there he doesn't trust you of course not he may be weird ugly and disturbed and have a mole on the side of his face and his father might have slept with me once I never called me black but he's not a little stupid he knows I'm out to get him so do I do I need to go down into the hole and find something this has to be much just anything it use I'm gonna die if I fall down there I don't know I just know there must be something down there just cut out there find it okay okay good come back on it son will do Capitan nobody like a rope or something thank you for carbon is snug and asked burger Norbit society friends to show us to work too but today does are you arrange enter the nugget cave yes we're gonna make this we're gonna do it or are we all in this together yeah high five I've brofist shake hands yes excellent but first nugget must do something what's that he just [ __ ] out nuggets he dropped no Gaston the hole the cushioned my fall slow a do not die upon landing no that's this nugget sir a squishy LCR tasty the police entered another cave I did you not today that could all get some snow cats or tasty before yes super tasty that means you know how squishy they are enter the Nugget cave whoa woke up fluid alone okay wait and we get back help we got in here fine I'm getting into a mess is easy and we'll able to do that get note it's kind of hard Oh Sparky behold its slogan ego deaths please have a look around okay I'm gonna take this monster bunker there's a monster one carrot laying here next to some disintegrating skulls okay I'll leave the carrot for now so don't know if I need apples oh the little doggie bug I forgot that was there is it dead yes it is but do not fret no gate did not do it now go was just sticking the dog who came for the fulfill sky look at there's not break it to the surface or robbery cause trouble oh I need something though take the dog is this a grave is this where the brother went missing oh dude are you enjoying your stay here the dug a cave yeah I'm just gonna keep looking around I'm gonna take this [ __ ] sick ass monster Mon carrot as well brother should I have yeah dude this is amazing right oh we got a lot into Cindy ones but that's finished now so doesn't matter if you go to the restroom without cigarettes chewing on so hall monitor we'll take you to the principal's office okay got it if you run out of Titan janitors causing you to appear and kill them you got that one blocks the janitor's closet it's $5 in it tell on books for robbing you but don't agree to start a fight you need to buy cigarettes in the school yard for Lily wizard worm is it nougat cake next to the skulls sneaky snake is hidden in a box in the janitor's closet [ __ ] nice one bro was this a is the mysterious sign of our missions nest nest it says lay heal brains to 25 tons Mills releases the greatness of all evils upon the world please tell me that there's a monster man carrots and I can actually release like Satan that's creepy um yes look while I do love your state my stay here in nugget cave it has been glorious I love the sunshine from this dank hall and I love the graves of nuggets that you have but quest has calling me I must leave my people need me yeah but I'm ready to go peace homie yo dog check it what did you find this dog corpse oh my Giri me is that that Cyndi's dog what you're the one who killed that my dog oh my gosh she's dead [ __ ] me I think what he was trying to tell me is that nugget you shut your fat ugly mouth I have to make this right Sydney no you can't just she just stabbed me in the [ __ ] head actually you'd be one less kid for me to deal with good job Cindy give her the gold star [Music] Sydney might be a little upset to hear about her dog yeah claim he got stabbed in the head there that's not good when it comes to list of priorities aren't like for my day it's like wake up be awesome have breakfast be more awesome take a poop go to school don't get stabbed in the head that's actually pretty low there's a lot of in-between but I don't get you guys with this semantics okay right we have to go down here again maybe if I talk to Cindy first we can figure out some stuff okay can't do anything with Cindy dammit can I buy an anti knife deflector helmet that'd be really helpful [ __ ] I messed it up I'm gonna have to restart I have to get okay so I need to get rid of Cindy earlier and I think I need to get rid of Lily or Monte between then as well cuz you get rid of nugget here and then I'm gonna get need to get rid of someone during show-and-tell so I didn't actually get rid of anyone during recess you need to get rid of someone during every period [ __ ] okay I got this I got this watch watch me do right so this is a lot more complex than I thought it was gonna be I thought it was just like go ahead say the teacher and then do something with Cindy or something but no apparently I had to go firm money which I just got a nugget off nugget and then spent all my moves until the end of the day show the Nugget is showing tail and then you make 475 each day really easy way to firm money and then I had to come back take out $9 wait I'll just do it here I don't know wait the same yes get me half money or is he take it all I don't know so to report him as always what's up y'all book stole my money yes yes yes what's in it for me okay okay now don't [ __ ] this up cuz I have to start the whole thing again then squishing me yes you'll never be proud of you and then dying wouldn't be so bad see there's where I messed it up cuz if you press the space we called for teacher well of where she runs over she's all funny-looking here we go yes yes yes yes yes away you go but but but go stupid red oh okay there's one student taken care of maybe maybe we could see you then okay there's that aspect of a done now I need to go and buy a recorder from Monty does he have a recorder yeah voice recorder what the [ __ ] it's pretty cool gadget get in for 250 that's why I need it so much money she's a little microphone huh it should be known Cindy I'm wearing a wire I mean hey snookums huh hey there I'm Cindy uh no wait what through you my boyfriend sure like what oh maybe you have to refuse this no way fine but don't come crying to me when you die old and alone I won't what hey let's try this again beauty sure it's not love enough okay you're gonna have to prove it why why because I'm the prettiest smartest nicest girl you'll ever meet does that do it for you you don't seem like any of those things excuse me I know you did not just say that to me because if you did I would have taken you out I'd like to see you try fine you asked for it what are you gonna do oh Jesus are you [ __ ] serious not cool Oh Jerry P what on earth is going on over here I heard someone cry rape yes miss abrogate it with me this boy tried to rape me Cindy earth this boy's not waiting to be your boyfriend do not count as rape but as for the school policy I have to send you both to the principal what why are you punishing me for almost being raped you didn't almost get raped ya [ __ ] liar now you're not gonna be your little parasite you're gonna have to go to the principal's office end of story this is so unfair yeah yeah to it to the principal okay someone also pointed out that there's blood coming from underneath this dude I'm sorry bugs but you couldn't leave me no choice but Tim Oh what nack what are you two doing he also I forgot to say that people reminded me it's mr. goldenfold which is more he's maths teacher maths teacher they're English he tried to rape me great well bugs looks like you get off easy this time get out of here you little dumpster fire there's a dumpster fire Jesus baby see you a recess pal okay you two let's get this over with so you're accusing your little friend I'm trying to rape you really Sydney yep sir I could barely fight him off I'm gonna assume you are going to deny that you raped her is that correct oh god yes [ __ ] what do we do because I have a voice recorder yes that's what I thought well since no one witness the incident you don't have any proof there's not much I can do except separate you two for a while um I recorded it you did what that makes this a hell of a lot easier Cindy do I even have to listen to this or you have to make it easy on yourself and just admit nothing happened but but what okay fine when he started it he said it was me not good enough I think I'm gonna enjoy not having you in my school for a while City I'm gonna keep this recorded in case there's any trouble with your awful mother calls so can I have it back no no why don't you run on back to class now I think you've missed enough learning for today sure okay so we got rid of we didn't get rid of bugs and I thought that was the problem Oh your book where Sidney what's your punishment none i proof I didn't do it so that means she's good oh happy happy day I was so sick of hearing all her nonsense you would have earned a gold star what of well our little ruse didn't get rid of bugs like I'd hoped but don't worry there's plenty of time to handle that later what about your own ah yeah the hide my teacher ruled always talking back to me because this dad is my boss okay so now we're in the same [ __ ] I can do that okay so if there be friend nugget and I have to get the yo-yo for Monty same as always and then we get to recess and then we figure out how we get rid of him and then we get rid of her at show-and-tell maybe oh right because bugs isn't gone now he's throwing slop item prat that depends the way you do next book just threw slop at you yes I know that every day but today nugget has poisoned your a lot of points of votes for nugget well you would I do that I think I look at all class the I don't know that would save your life very good very good good choice how do I poison him yes I'm a murderer now parents without a nugget and it's quite similar to what you just ate or he is what is far more potent just get bugs to eat it okay I'll try better hurry look at 6:00 you have a little bell rings before poison says work okay how do I make you eat this I need you to eat this what why what is it it's a nugget yeah I can see that where the heck would I want to eat something you gave me because otherwise you look like a [ __ ] oh that's a good wine what who around here thinks I'm a [ __ ] I don't eat it stupid nugget Noah thinks you're a [ __ ] you really think I care about nugget I throw clubs at the freaks head every day so I've heard okay so why would eat the stupid nugget because you're pouring you need the food okay kid if I'm so poor and you're so charitable why don't you throw in a couple of books as well I don't have that did I just fail like to restart the [ __ ] room goddamnit okay who would he look up to Cindy clearly doesn't think I'm a [ __ ] well she wanted to eat this nugget yeah give it a look at lunch I sure know you showed her all right buddy good ol pal now sure how you die is it done hot spots been poisoned it is done my friend it is done my new Oh God whatever know that it's quite pleased if what you say is true both Jew Diana Bobby down eyes there you go it's the editor I promise sweet nice three down three to go [ __ ] y'all oh I can get rid of Monty here as well cuz Monty says that the janitor spelt biscuit wrong and we all know the janitor is trigger-happy or mop happy so will he kill look ah is that dweeb with the glasses then do we but the glass boom I can of course it is hey nerd um what do you want cuz some janitor stuff you wanna tell me no but I got a coffin for you to buy oh sweet Jesus Christ let this be a lesson here by correcting people spell jesus take a grammar nazi to a whole new level their lessons were learned lines were drawn sure dude you're a good kid for letting me know that little monsters going around correcting spelling yeah and in a school of hot places cheap for the way kids these days shameful juicy every one of the good ones thanks just lift the old Shannon office and the others you say about his spelling I don't think that'll ever happen again oh these glasses snow off the Nerds face when I hit him you can have him he's all eyes don't miss a thing right thanks [ __ ] he's not dead though Shh just rest now oh Christ okay can use up my apples now okay cool nice good lord this one has taken forever to do though there's so many mistakes that I'm making I'm Preston to perform with lunch getting bugs I'm Monty what's the taking you some doing you get to go surf for that nice you managed to befriend no kid okay so we're gonna do the same thing again he's gonna be gotten rid of down in the hall I forget the dog right oh wait fine if I do this I've nothing to get rid of Cindy herb Lily with cuz this gets rid of nugget but I have nothing to actually get rid of Lily with damnit I mess it up again [ __ ] cuz cities dog nugget all right is that Larenz teacher lady did you kill sue please to work alright no no there whatever well that never but nougat is relatively harmless don't wanna be like it's not like no good knows there was the janitor who killed a little puppy I know with you oh gosh she pushed him in oh boy that was unfortunate [ __ ] dude well that didn't go flat but I'm relatively pleased with the revolt yeah burn another goal sir kill kill [ __ ] I can't get rid of Lily it might have been something else at the launch I don't think you're gonna have enough time to get all the gold stars today better luck tomorrow oh man it's taking forever there's a lot of trial and error so I got glasses and I have two moves left but Lily left maybe I can do something with you how you doing there Sonny can I go to the bathroom maybe that's for Cindy wait I'm not like that any of you kiddies out in the hall during lunch maybe you could do lost something me for me if you want to look the other way like what well I seem to have misplaced my glasses he's all ones carry the menu with Adam see if you can find a pair laying around okay there we go oh thanks so much you ain't do what you got to do I won't stop you okay I have one apple left don't [ __ ] this up wait isn't the whole guy gonna get me are you out here for gooey kiddo I get in trouble at the principal here's you walk away from Lily whoa so I need a screwdriver to get that later on what was in here I can't go into the bathroom cuz the dudes in there and he'll [ __ ] me up if I go in there that's the janitors thing though maybe the teacher will kill her if I go in here oh crap this is the door to the principal's office knock on the door what it's not Sam who's knocking on my door what are you doing you're gonna get us both in trouble are you kids doing out here you should be in the cafeteria Lily was eavesdropping on you if Lily was he's rapping then what are you doing I not to let you know I'm a good rat boy Lily we've been over this I had nothing to do with your brother's disappearance why don't you step into my office okay we will talk this over again I'm choking on my own saliva I know it was you one day I'd prove it I'm getting real sick of this young lady office yeah Oh her little please excuse me for a moment [ __ ] yeah dude hey [ __ ] killed her oh Jesus so wait Cindy got Cindy didn't die right or maybe she did after we seen what their principal does to kids who were in his office who get in trouble Jerome probably didn't die because it's a son bugs died no Lily's dead nougats gonna die later am i killing all of them okay thank you for letting me know about her I'm sure you heard the recess bill why don't you go on and play okay I'm not saying anything else cuz I might die [ __ ] yeah five stars okay nice now we just do the end of this and get the dog and [ __ ] him up what did you find this dog corpse oh okay and then hey presto my name's Lester he's gonna push him in go go do it wait what do I show and tell then at the end my stairs oh I guess the monster Mon card would I die if we didn't get the monster one card or fail I mean I think wait do you die if you don't have anything for show-and-tell yes yes yes we've heard all this before come on miss jigglers whoa would you look at that the playground is completely up T you've gotten rid of all your classmates I collected six gold stars right now now I go home early Don I get reward all right good reward there you go it's a special lunch pass you could use it anytime you want to have lunch with me it's my wave protecting my rights for silly goat they're frogs look there's no one left to dish lace I'm gonna take off what about me look here here are you can start walking home choice is yours that's herb that's a real voice when she's when she's finished teaching and she doesn't have to keep up appearances anymore good I'll see you tomorrow totals this teacher's pet man do I feel bad for being a teacher's rat laughs 225 sick Monday again times 7 [ __ ] yeah ok that does it for this episode of kindergarten I really hope that all of them aren't as long as that one there's so much trial and error you go in you do everything the disease are saying but then there's a load of stuff that you miss like the voice recorder rape thing good lord I never would have got that in the first round you have to go through it and fail everything and then be like okay what are my other options in this scenario which is a little annoying because it makes you have to replay scenarios a lot even when you claim to figure out what you're supposed to do there's there's very little wiggle room for mistakes and sometimes you can even mess up the dialogue trees like talking to Cindy at the start if I don't say that I want to be her boyfriend and then say it's not love enough and then start insulting her I don't get to the rape part and then I messed up everything else so if I just say sure at the start and then say something like I can't member the other option then I I mess it all up and have to start over again so annoying anyway thank you guys so much watching this have sort of you liked it punch that like button in the face who are you boys and highroad Oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] my it seems to all the students are dead

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Length: 35min 17sec (2117 seconds)

Published: Sun May 14 2017