Getting Rejected in Co-op Baldur's Gate 3

I kind of want to make a half work just to be racist Just One Last racism you know I mean my last shot it's the last game that I can be racist what ethnic name but I name him I don't know what race half Orcs are related to exactly but clearly everyone else does and that's why they're B come on everyone everyone knows come on you yeah you know what you know who half Works look like what group we're talking about the will scream in there they she just made all of the screams will screams I can show up just roar but it's the wih scream that's a chick Dragon yes are you sure I am I am very POS the other option is manlier it's just in the dragon race it's just man and Twink those are the two genders I purposely went with the ears that weren't sticking outward why you didn't get [ __ ] bulled at all for that the picture of this dude if you like loot him it's like a model posed but at the top of his head like you go to like touch him and like look in his pockets and he just strikes a pose real quick I will so brain dog did you just attack Bron I just shoved him why I don't know I don't know I'm so sorry I don't know why I do I don't know why I'm like this I don't have an explanation for all my actions okay the intrusive thoughts they won is that shadow heart that Shard dice R go are you satisfied we need to go she saw me like roll a die on the floor are you done I'm not satisfied I must watch her suffer more you have no idea where you went to the entire early exess with no healing lelle let me watch her die what button can I push to take the oxygen out of this podt your mind lurches into her thoughts her gratitude is mixed with weariness because you have a gift with you oh shadart confirmed racist confirmed racist I think you need to read her mind cuz she immediately just said something about it yeah you're like hm she looks like she might not like I hate that [ __ ] oh all right this young girl is a racist last time we did not find shadowart in the wreck she just eventually showed up at her Camp took a tent and uh that was that and slept for the rest of the game that was the extent of her Aid to us oh she right here oh there she is damn I could reach for a little toy do it it's a nice fidget Cube you got there it's a fidget fidget hexagon what are you doing step bro what happened to our gift friend you know friend friendly person we friends yeah you're trying to like reorient her to like not be racist we need each other and we both know what's at stake she's like we need each other we need to have a group all right should we get lizelle to no we don't need her like we like when I say we need each other I mean me and you us here just the two of us the good races need to stick together The Good the good ones get here half Forks definitely don't have for definitely don't Forks maybe me and shark maybe fighting oh each other no we get along just fine we're the good races oh course I think this is the spot well what spot there's a there's a bear [ __ ] around here excuse me there yeah yeah yeah befucker do you need assistance oh yeah you you go get molested by him a dragon he's not going to enjoy this good hey I'm a bear how's it going he's like oh look he didn't attack me then I didn't get blustered what the f apology accepted you know what the [ __ ] is this you're just you know we love you know he he respects me he doesn't even know I can be a bear yet wait until he finds out this is [ __ ] he cled my cheeks right in front of everyone I know he did I watch the whole time this is such [ __ ] it was CU of way you wear it told your dress as a [ __ ] big old [ __ ] oh gwind want to relive this situation where he [ __ ] patronizes you again a hand it flicks you off SLA the head perhaps I should have clarified put your dick in it I thought slapped the head away be like knock it away I just high-fived him you [ __ ] did you're like what up brother what up my isard apologies usually better at this at Magic he's embarrassed that I had help him with the spell cuz I'm so much better at Magic than him what what if this is like all the characters that round you at the beginning of this are just like nice now and approaching everyone thinking they're going to be a [ __ ] I don't understand hey I respect you and your wizard abilities for I recognize you as a wizard and you're like in fact you are a superior wizard what here take all my money and my staff we have a camp okay I haven't been there but I guess you could be the first go find us a camp big boy I will put up an illusion there's a hologram a naked woman oh [Music] [Laughter] e why you get rid of my naked lady I hate nak damn Shadow heart upgrader back there she looking a little more sexy than she did before there's by day Shadow heart and By Night Shadow heart [ __ ] do they get healed when we go to bed like we rest and then it went to like conversation mode in our pajamas you know like a little slumber party kind of thing going on and then we actually go to bed we had to we had to stay up and giggle a little bit yes there a crystal ball I know hey scale we going to Chuck his crystal ball someone's head later we shouldn't murder innocent children but the guilty ones need to be I respect you so much I'm sorry I love you did that child where you was killed her it was very cool stop sucking her dick over there she was killed me I don't care this is the only Dr I respect should we long rest at Camp yes I left camp and apparently we camped outside the town yes I noticed that so we may have goofed by resting there is a dog named scratch over here why are you talking to the dog you can't understand dogs why am I talk to why are you doing this I am the TR I literally could talk to him well it's it's working out the dog sniffs your hand his tail swung low in understanding see we can communicate we don't need to talk let me see what I can do he calls me scratch you can do the same let me just prove that he's dead sh his that's enough see a right he lik talking so [ __ ] about me talking to a dog I got him to go to our camp just fine you ruin it the beat scratch the death of the hammer well well boys I walked into a goblin trapes why did you decide to walk into a trap well I'm talking my way out of it you know I convince them that I one of them I am like Al you don't look likein I am okay right the capacity to argue with this this would been a lot of goblins to fight if they didn't think I was a goblin it's a good thing I've convinced them though I'm a goblin even though I look literally nothing like them I do look nothing like Goblin right I had so much more confidence that I didn't look like a goblin until this very moment yeah like I'm a goblin oh yeah you're right but wait you don't like more convincing that I I'm I don't even look like a go but yeah you sure do just exactly like what no I'm not a goblin okay buddy Betty by time I sleep what am I going to get a visit from my lover I watch you while you sleep what that is creepy man he looks so embarrassed if you want to Bone him down you probably should let him do it all right drink my blood you [ __ ] weirdo oh my God this doesn't seem seem quick grab the STI and drive it into his heart you have a a status now called bloodless what the gay vampire wants the chat oh um [ __ ] naked you're the one that made him this way that's true I have no one to blame for myself just be grateful I'm not a true vampire what the [ __ ] are you a fake vampire he just has like plastic teeth like so my blood did nothing for you yeah yeah it was just a fetish thing oh I was worried people might turn up with torches and pitchforks although there they walk up with torches like one's got a torch the other one's got a pitch for so my flesh is not so easily tasted unless of course I have offered it you going you going to get an offer from I'm going to try to romance lelle oh I'm sure that was the easily the most difficult person to romance in the game I'm sure aaran is the easiest to romance I really kind of feel like it you you could romance scratch there only one of us be [ __ ] animals in this game why to teleport dead ass scratch or C who did this who found him like I'll take this with me one of our companions decided to do that somebody did I but was the staran proba I drain him all his blood there's no more there's no long there's no blood around him yeah I do not see any more explanation points so I guess we can rest or in the day and then we get in our pajamas you know have a little pillow fight are Jamies is that like that rapper yeah it's 69 this is who you chose yes he is my he is a rat snitch [ __ ] but I love him will you take his hand oh [ __ ] yeah I will the enemy is closing in I have to go I have to go perform at a concert I have to go to the n word you know not black goodbye I have to go talk to the police not because I'm telling them or giving them information just to tell them to [ __ ] off for sure this must be your average dating experience you just a big gay bear and all these much smaller people like please [ __ ] me you're like no no and tax them sh each one of your butthole yeah just showing them what they could have before I leave this could have been yours goodbye follow has decided to remain Camp receive oh he gave me a Blazer what here you need this for your next job interview here's a BL it looks like some frilly [ __ ] he would wear oh it also the only uh bonus it has is related to bards oh BS are disgusting I hate bards you're not going to roll a Bard for like what what kind of what kind of dumbass [ __ ] is like oh I music is my weapon get the [ __ ] out of here the next game we play I'm making a Bard don't don't you dare BS are stupid I hate them and I would never play one and I dis I actively disrespect bars I'm emailing myself a reminder it's just B don't [ __ ] don't [ __ ] do it you're gonna hate what is why is Gail like [ __ ] struggling over there he wants talk about his I'll talk to him kidney stones I have this condition are you lactose intolerant should I stop feeding you only cheese Gail or is this is this hurting you that sucks cuz I am only giving you cheese I will not stop I stolen so many wheels of cheese and they are all free loaded in here and got really [ __ ] worried because I saw you with the [ __ ] guitar and I thought you were actually head swapped to a bar wait you don't want me to uh serenade you dear Wayfair no absolutely not oops oops I would rather lay in the ground i' rather knock myself out listen to your my lull eyes so potent this sounds awful well yeah I didn't I didn't want to reroll Bard because I lose as bunch of Scrolls so now I'm just roleplaying that I'm a wizard that always wanted to be a Bard but my parents wouldn't let me go be a barard they wanted me to go to Wizarding school so because your parents actually loved you I got it got you had great parents so so yeah now I just play a loot but I lack any musical talent to do it I also have a crow friend at a at a Cowboy head what Persona did you you crave for yourself while I was gone you sent out of town for work and then uh this is what I do I have role played in my mind this whole week incredible I am still the same I'm a whole new me a virtuoso you're worse you a whole worse ass character huh come with me quo The Raven let's go we don't need to listen to this oh you have named him quo that is great that's incredible I hate your old persona it's like you're being pulled like three different directions the cowboy hat just doesn't fit in at all what do you mean what do I mean I thought I pulled together the whole outfit maybe if I'm playing a guitar I'm leaving oh I'm talking to lelle actually I expect I am your first uh no I've been with other uh woman you're not my first I will perform a song what stop you actually use AP to do that [ __ ] Perhaps Perhaps get your [ __ ] Persona out of here it's very serious there is a bear in a cage get him out there there the Goblins are throwing rocks at it through the cage you want to kill all these goblins for that seems some of these goblins are children that makes no difference just a goblin Slayer a goblin is a goblin quote The Raven [ __ ] [Laughter] okay that is like the gayest [ __ ] superhero quote thing whatever the [ __ ] you want to call it qu The Raven B what his Crest is just an acorn with a leaf that's some dirt ass [ __ ] can you imagine wearing such a ridiculous outfit yeah tips hat pathetic right in my spatoon in that right qu also spits in the P this guy just takes our magic items and does nothing to benefit the group the reason is harboring a [ __ ] addict yes we just invited like a crack addict to our our camp he just takes the copper and provides nothing to us over here [ __ ] stealing the cataly converters out of all our cars this magic has slowed your sorosis to a cruel sorosis it is to be avoided at all costs I know that will showed up we're having a private conversation over here will yeah also Gail is here now too anyone have any artifacts hey guys any artifacts the whole region is shrouded in a curse a shadow curse it couldn't just be a regular curse this curse has cons no Shadow C Shadow cracker curse it spit it's so edgy it makes you gay in this can you imagine being both of those things man he Mak it sound like so extra cursed with the shadow stuff there cursing and then there's like spooky Shadow cursing yeah yeah somewhere it's like it's like being pulled over and then being pulled over in a construction zone the finds are D oh no every time I find a bur hole I am way too big my fat ass ain't fitting through that my big old [ __ ] booty ain't no way no how look at this [ __ ] booty quirks look at all this [ __ ] cake show her we get it so please look at all these people in agony around us Stop Twerking it's really not the time I can't help but once you get started just keep shaking the momentum please why are you like that oh earthquake the buildings are going to fall down even more sh look at that man over there he's bleeding out uh oh they broke my concentration immediately oh was it them the broke itward the Shadow's [ __ ] booty it's over here just sing to your my wet ass [ __ ] Shadow please so inappropriate to have a romantic interlude with Shadow heart press one the see how well you're doing here I'm not exactly in love with Shadow heart here I'm just trying to get all up in that twerking Cake She's always throwing my face sounds like the [ __ ] Jumanji board up in the TIC it's the only time she's away from her fidget and you can like examine it while you're [ __ ] raer I just like it mid thrust like playing around with it what I figure this out very quickly not that quickly not super quickly I can last long time the Carl triick oh oh this is a I've seen screenshots of this chick she's a companion like sexual screen shots oh damn did it make you feel look at this [ __ ] we repl we got another chick to romance oh my God how do we get you in the group how do we do this what do we what do you want what do you we'll make it happen they wanted us to kill you and give them give you their head or whatever but uh we're going to we'll do it the other way around I'll give you head give you it you look like you're kind of on fire but I was do that thing where you like kind of wave in front of your tongue when you're eating a hot pizza roll or something like that I'll make it work please anything I think I found my next Target wait wait wait wait wait hold on hold on oh wait let's let's back I mean I convinced her to not attack me but I don't know what she wants pretty sure I told you to she just tells me to [ __ ] off all right we're going to go back to those people and be like no we're not going to kill her no I love her that is my wife she doesn't know he yet so I've got some bad news about that new chick yeah I looked at the footage since we had been like talking over her when she was a god upset to see what she was upset about MH and it wasn't these people it was that we killed The Druids oh that lady that just loves putting children on trial to death just apparently was her adopted mother or something I don't know I love that woman she she was the Druid that I respected the most she had the courage to kill children when no one else did well since this chick is apparently not going to be joining us uh should we kill her goodbye this sexy Dem woman we will miss you so much oh no you [ __ ] up I mean enjoy the song I mean poor enjoy my poor performance just jumps into the water even though we killed those guys I'm going to take her head as a trophy God damn this is mine now a no head you can have the body if you want it uh that's okay but you were so into her when she was in one piece yeah I think I feel like that was the component yeah I will have her head with me always that is it's like we're still adventuring together uh uhhuh what's this [ __ ] sare hula hoop on your characters uh a we have a bond as lesbians just a little PDA right in front of me um me andelle totally have a bond too we just you can't see it but we're we have a bond she seems more interested in the wall than uh than you n she's very interested me you can't see it cuz you went through the C we're kissing right now we're kissing we're making out we're [ __ ] who's the top you know who is ask all right pts d man what's up shittiest superpower you could possibly have it's PSD help us PTSD man they're getting away the explosions it's rocking back and forth you suck uh Gail would also like to chat if you would like to take him to Bone town uh no you can go [ __ ] do this magic crack or the [ __ ] needs you think it's just like a long con he just wants our old used garments he's like hey could I have your shoes perhaps for you know wizard things it's like a fetish thing not like a a drug thing he doesn't even really use items yeah masturbates with it yeah what the [ __ ] it's for Wizard stuff you understand fellow wizard sosis it's to be avoided at all cost that's why I need your socks socks he turned around he's just hey K did you sniff me no no no listen I need to speak to you to all of you he wants us to gather for a group meeting he's got a PowerPoint to show us I guess gaale could this could this have just been an email like do you have to it has to be an invers we all to the office walking we enjoyed each other's company body mind and soul a really long pause behind body the most emphasis was on body yes he really wants to let you know that he is not a virgin so he literally had been banging a goddess but he still wanted my old shoes huh it's this what he really wanted to tell you hey I banged of God great K can we call meaning so I can tell everyone about this do we need to like what is this what does this serve just so everyone can know okay Gale you [ __ ] man horror place your hand over my heart what let me show you y this is your penis stop I will erupt I don't know the exact magnitude of the eruption but given my studies of nether magic uh Gale is a nuclear palom in our camp if we don't give him enough Magic items we all die oh so get out of her Camp please where's that option I should kill you I will romance everyone in Camp oh are you drunk aaran I have drunk not alcohol of course a bear what don't molest the Bears let me talk to scratch about to say do you have anything to say to scratch or rest in peace I'm going go here and romance Shadow heart Ro what not a good time oh no she will not talk to me [ __ ] it's because we are bonded [ __ ] I will talk to lelle though okay never mind she doesn't want to talk either not doing too well with the ladies the guys always want to talk yeah I know it's unfortunate apparently have really good men weird ladies want me to leave immediately interesting I wonder if this is worth the cost my character keep saying I wonder if this is worth the cost as I keep throwing potions at you it is worth it please she's questioning if this is worth it no it is worth it do not question I don't know should I just let him go she said we in a quiet moment at night W get that [ __ ] bang Shadow heart or Shadow vagina just you me and the guy watching you mean the cck yeah don't poke her with your horns or your nails or anything I'm so dangerous we're in baby all right lelle time to go to Dave where are you [ __ ] Speak oh speak wait for me Camp leave okay never mind Belle you but hard to get I like that you're lucky I like that the woman lives out I'm not crying I'm sure sure you can hit up any of the boys and uh this easy targets apparently I'm just a [ __ ] boys loveely there's got to be terminology for like easy for boys hard for women right gay no that's not it not gay it's always something else that let's be be straight I I think the term is just gay no it can't be that you say so so we have to go the crash or lelle will not kiss me oh so it's not important that's what she said no it is very important well I see it oh this is a goblin Camp why the Goblins be having those camps they do be having those camps we'll clear out the goblin Camp again how many times we have to tell you they just love camping um there's goblins here but he does have a speech bubble I'll chat him up you'll have to move along hideous Goblin this guy decided to behave your self and let me through I guess I really do look like a goblin yes wait a minute we just looped back like we're back yes we are I was like who looted all this [ __ ] it was us we looted it all we were our own enemies this is the goblin Camp yes we don't want to go there a third time a third Goblin Camp oh my God cing all over the place it's really strange that scratch's dead body is just always right next to Gail no matter what camp it is that we're at he just talks him about how he [ __ ] a goddess get to the dead dog doesn't even realize that dog's been dead for long time yeah taking a nap or something going down going down if you open your inventory while you're on the right you just keep going forward just fading away goodbye are you going to let all these drunk idiots hit on your woman yes very Co you they don't to [ __ ] her then can try to on her she will she will [ __ ] hurt their feelings way more than I can I'm saving you lizelle remember me who are youel me you love me remember you will not take me she just said you'll not take me so uh that could be anything won't take me won't take me out on date won't uh take me sex well that's not it's definitely not the last all these options are could be any the other ones before that so you're saying she's a [ __ ] that would have sex with you but not go on a date with you no is that what he's saying about you lizelle we don't need to go on a date we're going on an adventure together mhm next time on Boulder's Gate do you have someone Nam Gil with you no I'm here what what the [ __ ] happened I've been halfling this entire time the suspense is killing me who is the one that got cut in I know it's me W [ __ ] me I look like a fool I can tell that you're Jewish how did she know

Channel: Pongsifu

Views: 237,271

Keywords: gameplay, funny, let's play, memes, blind playthrough, part 1, playthrough, comedy, YTP, Baldur's Gate 3, Baldur's Gate 3 coop, co op, co-op, coop, cooperative, Baldur's Gate 3 part 1, Baldur's Gate 3 let's play, Baldur's Gate 3 memes, Lae'zel, Shadowheart, Astarion, Karlach, Gale, act 1, multiplayer, romance, Baldur's Gate 3 gameplay, crpg, Larian, bg3, dnd, D&D, baldurs gate, dungeons and dragons, baldurs gate 3, wizards of the coast, baldurs gate 3 coop, Divinity Original Sin 2, forgotten realm

Id: Ba9MrBLNmSA

Length: 30min 8sec (1808 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 12 2023