George's Underwear Photoshoot | The Package | Seinfeld

what is this that is a lot of skin this must be sheila from the father place i can barely see her face though she must have slipped that in here photo store sheila well hello photo store sheila all right i will see you boys later where you going to ask her out no no you're not playing the game what game she goes to these lengths to entice you and your only response is gee i really like your picture would you like to go out on a date with me please no good george it's the timeless art of seduction you gotta join in the dance she sends you an enticing photo you send her one right back oh i don't know well as you know i've always been something of a photograph oh yeah i like this idea i like what you're wearing i feel fat oh no you're stout the camera loves stoutness look we're not gonna do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable the key word is tasteful now i want you to relax and have fun because you're a fun guy all right let's do it ah yeah yeah okay come on feel the beat feel the beat well you know you got some real strong pecs but it's hard to tell under that t-shirt you want me to take it off well i don't know it's up to you do you think it would be better if i did it might be i mean whatever you come on come on george that's it come on give it to me come on work it work it out yeah so i uh really liked the pictures i picked up here yesterday i'm glad george and uh here's a little roll that i think you may enjoy great shall we say an hour hey ron i got to go to lunch could you do a roll no problem by the way you know that model who's always in here she's missing one of her lingerie shots have you seen it no jerry jerry jerry i don't know where they could be can't find them it's marvelous the dance continues well if i find them i'll call you great and maybe we could go out and do something sure hello hi so the little guy finally asked me out really hey i can't find his photos anywhere oh you know what happened some guy from the post office confiscated him he left his card newman doesn't look like a man who's happy with his stereo performance now does it where did you get that i think that's one of mine looks like you're breaking into it like an otter cracks open a clown well i don't know about that but i'm sure there's an explanation yes it's called mail fraud oh how i've longed for this moment seinfeld the day when i would have the proof i needed to haul you out of your cushy lair and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you are a monster survivor there lo be a small fine okay can we go now not so fast pretty boy there's more to this sordid little affair [Laughter] oh god this photo clearly indicates your involvement in some ill-conceived mail-order pornography ring as does this one found in the same disturbing packet oh my god we have a few questions we'd like you to answer i have a few questions of my own hi look at your mailman oh my god george w stop what you think i i put my trust in the wrong person he said the key the timeless art of seduction

Channel: Seinfeld

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Length: 5min 12sec (312 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 04 2021