George Visits A Holistic Healer | The Heart Attack | Seinfeld

[Laughter] would you not put your foot on that please sorry [Music] what month were you born april you should have been born in august your parents would have been well advised to wait really do you use hot water in the shower yes stop using it okay i'm off hot water kramer tells me that you are interested in an alternative to surgery yes yes i am [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] i think we can help you see unfortunately the medical establishment is a business like any other business and business needs customers and they want to sell you their most expensive item which is unnecessary surgery can i use hot water on my face nope you know i am not a businessman i am a holistic healer it's a calling it's a gift you see it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain sick see that ensures good business you're not a patient you're a customer and you're not a doctor but you play one in real life what about shaving you're eating too much dairy may i i guess so um you see you are in disharmony the throat is the gateway to the lung tonsillitis adenoid itis is in chinese medical terms an invasion of heat and wind there's some hot air blowing in here you know i lived with the eskimos many years ago and they used to plunge their faces into the snow can it be lukewarm too much dairy you really think i'm eating too much dairy your tea is ready now this will solve your so-called tonsil problem it's a special concoction it contains cramp bart i love cramped bark cleaver i once had cleaver as a kid i was able to lift a car and some couch grass couch grass and cramp bark you know i think that's what killed curl go ahead drink it charlie excuse me tor may i ask you a question you have intuitive abilities you're in touch with a lot of cosmic kind of things i have this note i can't read i was wondering if oh yes yes [Music] cleveland 117 san antonio 109. go ahead george drink it hey that's not too bad i ate the green one and the yellow one and the red one is missing i don't even like chuckles maybe he doesn't like them that's funny i want that trick to back you up hear me i'll get you a chuckle you want me to get your chuckle pull over pull over did you say pull up you want a piece of me yeah what are you going to fight no i'm a mutant let me drive come on man all right i'll mess you up really gentlemen please heart my odd bush where are you going are you crazy kick his ass hey you're casey you can't leave this is an ambulance this is an emergency if i hear you one more time i'm gonna get it it's a jelly candy comes in five flavors [Music] you

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Length: 5min 2sec (302 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 30 2021