"You Stole The Bread?!" | The Rye | Seinfeld

can you zip me up yeah yeah one second well come on all right all right let's not get into panic mode let's not make a big deal out of this thing and we're never gonna get through this night well i'm meeting your in-laws i think i should look nice i didn't lose somebody so what do you think your old man could look pretty good when he wants to huh i don't like that tie what's the matter with this tie i've hardly worn it it's too thin they're wearing wide now how do you know what kind of ties they wear go to any office building on seventh avenue and tell me if there's anyone there wearing a thin tie like that go ahead oh get the hell out of here seventh avenue do you think he should wear a tie like that huh i think he should wear whatever tie he wants we got to stop off and pick up a marble ride from schnitzel's it's out of our way why can't we pick up something at lawrence it's right over here oh we have to go to schnitzer's i'll show these people something about taste this is gonna be fun thank god that's all the mother seems to hit the sauce pretty hard i didn't like that and who doesn't serve cake after a meal what kind of people would kill them to put out a pound cake something so they didn't give you a piece of cake big deal it is a big deal you're supposed to serve cake after a meal i'm sorry it's impolite i am polite stupid that's what it is are they stupid to do something like that your father is absolutely right we're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of cake what is this the marble ride oh dear i forgot to put out that that bread they brought we forgot to bring it in no i brought it in they never put it out where is it i don't know where'd you put it right over there well it's gone you stole the bread it's my bread they didn't eat it why should i leave it there because we brought it for them apparently it wasn't good enough for them to surf is it possible they took it back who would bring a bread and take it back those people that's who i think they're sick people take buses to get that ride maybe they forgot to put it out and they didn't forget to put it out it's deliberate deliver it i tell you he stole back the rye yeah why why why because he's off his rocker that's right so do the rosses know uh they're all very suspicious and wouldn't they be rye bread doesn't just disappear now because of that stupid rye bread i got to keep them all separated for the rest of my life bad situation tell you what i'd like to do i'd like to replace that right what do you mean replace it you know you go out you get another ride of course it would have to be the same one from schnitzer's you put it in the kitchen somewhere and you say oh there it is there you go what's so hard about that what's so hot about that how am i supposed to get it in there i can't just walk in with it i have to get the rosters out of the apartment all right all right don't panic let's just think about it throw us out of the apartment all right wait a minute wait a second wait a second you know kramer's been driving that handsome cab so so graham will take them around for a while and it's their anniversary friday night i could send them a handsome cam ride you think they'd like that are you kidding people love it there's something about the clip-clop clip-clop the nuts for it so they go off for the ride by the time they come back the brown is there what about susan she's working late that night we're supposed to have dinner with everybody at eight o'clock so i'll set up the ride for seven o'clock beautiful you think kramer will do it come on come on just wait a second i never baited a hook with a rye before your hook is too small this is for like a muffin all right take it away [Applause] [Applause] schnitzes [Music] you

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Length: 4min 50sec (290 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 07 2021