George Has a Pink Dick | TigerBelly 30

welcome to Tiger belly papa my name is Bob we got kalila we got Gilbert Gilbert Gilbert Gilbert Gilbert I first want to start off by saying thank you for my fans and our fans from Chicago that came to the show you know I enjoy meeting you I enjoy touching you and enjoy hugging you and I enjoy all of it I also want to have a little conversation with Gilbert here oh you just said to me thank you for being nice to my family yeah so what do you mean by that they all came out to see Bobby chef Laden came out some came Friday I think some came Sunday what do you think I was gonna do because you you you said you were worried that I was gonna say something to them not really worried no you said that so what would I say hey you go over to Uncle yeah your nephew sucks dick yeah but you know what can I just say something can I just see some to you I got class baby I know and I got intuition mm-hmm and I've got a morality all right why would I [ __ ] do that I don't know I'm not gonna expose them to your like it's not Michael CIMA lifestyle don't see the behavior okay why would I go to your uncle I think Gilbert sucks penis but fYI you know I mean that's on the down-low it's on the DL yeah I would never do that or even though that you do do that okay well okay speaking of sucking dick you know I'm not done yet I'm not done yet you can do your notes in a second I have no I just want to say this I've been on the road two weeks Roah no into Houston and then with the Chicago and kalila and Gilbert are spending a lot of time when I'm on the road behind my back George too is involved all right so let me look it look at me right now George right now all right are you [ __ ] my girlfriend behind my sly sly yeah yeah my back George look at me are okay look at me right now you [ __ ] Filipino [ __ ] I love you I love you to me but don't do it don't do it if you do I could never do it let me just see if you do I could never do it if you do look I can never do it he's been begging Jessica on your round hey don't reveal that either okay you want Jessica my girlfriend hey that's my girlfriend's best friend you've been asking her if you could eat her butthole lately right you know me and I like your boobs yeah and I like your told me to be a fry that's very want me to be upfront I like your persistence yeah I'm just saying yeah but um no I did not I'm not trying to have sex with kalila I'm just saying I just want to throw it out there okay I'm just saying George look at me right now if you do for Teddy to fix the camera if you're nervous if you do there's gonna be wrath coming your way I trust my girlfriend you would never do that right you ask these boys as if I'm just an ornament in the room with no emotions you do have emotions but you are an ornament you lead also third last thing I want to say before you go to your notes all right that thank you for your tweets about love I'm only in three scenes so good you didn't see it you [ __ ] all right so did I so I love that [ __ ] I'm in three or four scenes the second season I'm I have one episode for sure that's a revolver on my character and I'm very a I'm very very grateful for your positive responses Papa doesn't work much yeah but when Hollywood you know me it says you can do a little bit of things you know makes me feel like I'm kind of relevant but my main goal is this podcast my main goal you know me right now is this whole thing sweetie this podcast is not gonna get you paid I know that but you know what I feel good about doing it and can I say this well people come to me after the show and they say I loved Hydra belly it makes me feel very very good we should have a new rule you only take photographs after your show with podcast fans how do we do that though I mean they're obviously very vocal right so if they come up to you and they say hey like love the podcast and you do get that type of feedback then I think that they should be rewarded because I feel I mean the fans are family they know so much more about you than your you know run-of-the-mill you know person who's gonna walk in to call me at the comedy club there there's such a part of a view okay so there is every cog on that two shows Saturday sold out 500 people a show okay so at the end of my show I say this thanks for coming out for paying you know your heart or the money to come in same to come see me but guess what only the podcast people get photos no yeah no what do I say and there I mean it's obvious who they are if you guys are listeners of this podcast we should have like a code word or if you if you pass Bobby in the hallway or if he Bobby's lingering outside and you say something it should be a word but I got a a sentence [ __ ] no that's well we can't have people just running around a theater saying this isn't I'm gonna say this sentence and it's a fact and the person in this room can deny it but it's a fact okay George has a pink dick oh that's a good look at me right now friend look at me right now friend my white friend okay your arms are pink your face is pink what do you have like a really big black dick though oh wow he is Nordic so yeah weird experiments over there George has a pink dick I think that's the first okay if you go to any of bobbili shows and you say George is a pink dick you get to have a photo shoot with him yeah yeah oh my god yeah that's a privilege a privilege yeah but you have to say it just like that George is a pink dick yep George George look at me right now ma'am do you have a pink dick okay that's all I wanted to hear know what's going on with you guys this week me nothing I was I wanted to talk about your meltdown last week I saw a picture on Twitter of your your penis no what no he took that down that had something to do with a meltdown but you know take us through your meltdown last week what happened last week you had me I can't name names but get a big audition I pretty big audition for a show and I had a fully memorized I had a fully worked you know man here I go to Universal and there's the star the producer is a star big star big star mm-hmm household name hustle name and I walk in and I have it all prepared and all of a sudden this person says hello to me in the room and she starts introducing me to people in the room as if you guys are like friends yeah and you know each other right or no hey I do okay but not much I mean I respect this person mm-hmm I look up to this person but I'm intimidated by this person and I had the worst audition you could ever have in your life to the point where as I walked out of the room I literally started walk trying and then I took a bottle of water that I had I started banging my head you know me I was so crazy what happened so you had it all prepared yeah III was there the night or I was with you up until that morning we had you know the lines down what got in the way did you did you did your excitement of her acknowledging you cloud your short-term memory yes I don't know what happened but let me tell you this right now you will never happen again that's I'll tell you why why because I'm now gonna go out again that was his last that's it retirement episode I don't know I probably this pilot season I think done with that because you know what I think for right now the little things I'm doing on love is enough and the [ __ ] that I'm getting sent out for isn't right and it's like it's like you know they're just trying to throw me into any situation because my agents are scared that like I'm gonna get like complain like I'm not getting any traction right but at the same time I'm a fat [ __ ] cuckoo I think I'm very funny I believe that you know and people believe that I'm funny but I'm not gonna be forced like you know how about you play the head of the FBI I get auditions like that and I'm like what the [ __ ] I'm not gonna get that mm-hmm you mean you're a strong man in a circus no one's made you audition yeah a strong man yeah and they give you a piece of metal and then I'm like that I could pretend to bend it I could yeah even if I pretend but if I do it no one's gonna believe that I can do this you know so it's like you know I the one audition I had that was actually good was written kind of for me which was I'm gonna tell what it is but it was a role that I go alright this is like something that it is in the realm of possibility your wheelhouse yeah but you know I mean they're just throwing me out there and it's like [ __ ] it it's like I don't really need to do a three camera sitcom right now why don't we just create Bobby that's create stuff let's create you know a perfect role for you yeah we're people with who tell stories on a podcast absurd stories it is we can write about a three camera sitcom me you and Gilbert right but it's the human centipede is the scientist right and I want to be the middle yeah because the thing is is that I'm the front you're the front my mother tied to your butthole movies already been made so like what about this centipede is different it's your baby okay you're the caboose you're the back and the reason why I want to be in the middle is so that I don't have to have any lines and the only one that talks is George I mean now Oh Gilbert it's Gilbert yeah you have all the lines but you keep muffling in my butt and I'll do all I can do to the right and then if I have to poop I go and then you go you have to eat it so I based I'm on the [ __ ] let's pitch it to what network is this Fox all of it oh my god let's go all of oh it's just an Asian version of the Sun - yeah because Human Centipede yeah and it's like you only talk we just walk around the house right what maybe they still like sitcom II scenarios like yeah we get the Clint yeah the laughs a lot we get a live audience yeah oh that's fascinating so what do you think I'm down how do you actually pitch the show network for yourself oh yeah I've had deals before and ice what my very first pitch I'm gonna tell you this one this is so ridiculous so I went in and I I thought this was a good idea so I walked into a pitch and I said okay here it is I'm a Korean kid but I'm not yeah I don't have an accent you know man but I was raised by my grandfather was very Korean okay and my parents had both died and they're like okay so it's me and my grandfather and we run a hotel they go that's interesting yeah I go but here's the catch then I pointed to the sky a hotel in space oh you [ __ ] lost them as soon as I said that I lost them but you checked this out imagine a sitcom okay right kind of like Star Trek right but my immigrant grandfather and I run this [ __ ] like it's kind of like a you know it's not halfway house but it's more like a motel 6 in space like Sky City yeah so there's like degenerate just the Jetson oh yeah yeah and like you know I mean like my immigrant grandfather arguing with an alien that does have any eyes this is a real movie or an animated movie is a TV show it's a live-action pitch the live-action three cameras had come I like I dig it my brother just called me should I get shape to call him back no cuz you I might call him right now okay I'm gonna call my brother Steve but he does that I couldn't know that we're on a podcast okay if you guys are going to be quite could be quite okay I'm sorry so this is what my brother really sounds like we can't edit this what's that dude okay you have a new dance instructor yeah but you know how to dance already like what slips well he doesn't know what a dance Dave doesn't know how to dance either ah so you got a dance you want to have soup later okay can you wait an hour and then we'll go get some soup no I'm doing my podcast right now one hour all right buddy right phone call with the Lee brothers see that's what it's normally like I love you brother I love staying dancing I feel like he can already dance he's a dance machine and you know what Dave Joe puts him through [ __ ] just to do it because of power that's not true there he gets paid to do it oh you paid though right yeah yeah well you don't get paid so yeah I know you still just yet I did for love yeah yeah yeah well we are an unpaid team over here I think the only person who gets paid is you because of ticket numbers for your show yeah and also on top of pink dick what do you get out of it George has a nine-to-five he's doing this because he believes in it and he thinks that I'm going to tell you how many I met George I met George I was signed by maker studios okay you guys know what that is they're owned by Disney now but day before it was Lisa Donovan and her husband that started it boyfriend Danny zap Danny Danny they were married yeah oh okay [ __ ] I know I don't know so years ago Lisa calls me she goes hey I'm starting this company called maker I go what is it she goes comes to the studios he was at her apartment in Venice and I go into the side their apartment it's like a green screen in a room or whatever and I'm like I'm gonna do this it's gonna be big okay it's okay okay it's not gonna be big then years later they go come again but we have a deuce to do this is when they were on Washington right it was bigger and then all of a sudden it just kept getting bigger and then the next thing you know Lisa's like I'm selling it to Disney for five hundred million dollars good lord do you believe that I believe it and I'm the [ __ ] that goes no no no thank you so how did you meet George and so when I was at Lisa when she wanted me to be on maker I go okay I'll do it and then I got producers the first person I got was Mickey right and then I got who Patrick I remember Patrick and then I got you because you wanted it George has always believed in me George has always been very excited about me he's the only one in that company that I felt like an Ricky like true devoted love that's very unusual but but the dizzy Disney bought it and then they sang it because that's a really good thing to have like a very responsible white man in your corner he wields power and also whitey a white pink dick look at me right now man I really appreciate it we appreciate you George and even the first video that you put out and how you cut it you know right out the gate it looks amazing so good yeah and I'll never ask to see your dick why not maybe one day would you tell me to dig eventually yeah but George you do stand-up now too so I maybe have you do one of my shows it's gonna happen dude yeah it's gonna happen do you want to do Bakersfield with me Saturday I don't know what that is so a guy a rich guy Bakersfield is paying Bobby I can I disclose the amount No Oh a good amount to play one show I don't know if it's in his house it's so I've done this before so this is commentary stand-up comics to get gigs sometimes like a millionaire will go I want to have a party I want to comic who's my favorite comic so you know I rarely do I get these opportunities but I've done them before and you go to a mansion and it's their fans and family they have a Mike little [ __ ] you things but George and I were talking about this like there's a risk because the guy could be a big fan of yours but his friends may not even know who the hell you are so big it might make for really like awkward show yeah every time is a disaster so they're the worst gigs basically oh yeah people are drinking punch at the thing you know me people are walking by with food oh it's not set up like a show it's people are just having a part of this very nightmarish but you go you give you're giving me the money to do it yeah so I'm willing to go through hell for money yeah yeah he likes the numbers I like the numbers mm-hmm so I Drive up to Bakersfield but I probably didn't need you to go through the hell with me okay right it's gonna be really sad we should tape it okay yeah we should all go on a road trip guys on Saturday we should tape that will tape it and put it on our thing yeah don't make any promises though we're gonna try our best yeah yeah made a million promises um I have to confront you about two things okay okay first this so your doctor emailed and said hey I hope you've stuck to a good fitness regimen and diet right you don't want to talk about it well I'm gonna talk about it be brother up talk about just bring it up babe so we could talk so like so I clean out your car over the weekend and I find I accidentally sit on a second melted Snickers bar happy from the same from the same Snickers bar bar by the way yeah and I found a different butterfingers - I love butterfingers they're still crispy in the middle so what is commercial so crispy in the middle of butter because they're the great greatest so flaky you know the layers of flakes yeah right I'll give you that what I'm seeing is where do we go from here because we are determined that you were pre-diabetic okay so where do we go I'm gonna ask you a question now you're gonna go full dire can I go can I go be teased you want to go full beating yeah yeah I'll go for videos yeah is that what you're going for I'm gonna look at you right now yeah okay friend okay okay girlfriend yes girl good I mean okay all right so I'm in Schaumburg Illinois okay okay right by a mega mall okay what's around there is TGI Fridays yeah okay Olive Garden these are the restaurants are on them yeah very suburb II suburb yeah right and I have no car and it's cold as [ __ ] okay and I wake up during the day and I go I'm hungry okay where do I go not eat no you're butterfingers - and Snickers bar I found in the car not a vegetarian I'm just telling you what I did last weekend there are the options even in the shittiest of places you just have to know what you want Brown lettuce why was everybody has a brown lettuce yes I want you to eat rotten lettuce ha ha life equal you don't like it you cola what do you call it okaaaaay okaaaaay okaaaaay okaaaaay babe I'm trying to survive out there babe well you're not gonna survive much longer if you can't I'm gonna try a Butterfinger diet it's flaky you know in the middle right it's hard for me I have another what is your favorite candy bar that really quick Oh anything with coconut I think so Almond Joy it used to be the cheap stuff almond joy but I like I gotta eat anything Gilbert and I went on a fat boy spree so I can't even like I can't even hound you that badly because all Gilbert and I did all weekend yeah was eat bad things and you know he's I've never just seen him Gilbert it is a true fat boy in the sense that he never eats in front of people he that he hides he has stashes or he he'll he'll eat with us right eat a small amount and he'll say bye bye bye guys and then wait five minutes in the parking lot and go back in the restaurant so he can order himself like a bigger pot so he can he doesn't need the judge he doesn't get the judgment from us I didn't know him I didn't know fat birth until this weekend I never seen anybody look at green tea pancakes with mascarpone quite like Gilbert did I think good he is the most efficient garbage disposal / vacuum that I have ever encountered in my life and we were really bad this weekend is that true yeah are you crying are you crying right now cried the cats but yeah yeah I you you feel like you're gonna get fat again I got that again I she's bringing all these memories and he's no hide whole chickens under his bed if I don't tell people that oh my pretty sure is not a surprise see this used to hoard food then huh yeah and you underneath the bed you had like those stashes I used to have boxes of just like candy bars like the movie fat camp yeah yeah what's wrong with that though maybe we're just born to be a fat guy no no I will not go back to that cuz I never got laid do you get laid now yes okay that's a win that's what I'm saying if I get fat again I will lose confidence I won't get ya and on top of that just you know set the system dry when we have to pay for your diabetic foot ulcer I'm sorry but look I was on board not all athletes I haven't worked out at [ __ ] day in two years look I'm saying I was I ate just as bad as you this weekend are your [ __ ] tears about like what you regret recently because you're eating these pancakes all right or you or are you like literally going back in the past she's crying cuz he's reliving it you missed the food want some hot dogs ears are a couple things one I miss the food like dis reminded me like her just be like eat this eat this I was like he didn't say no to one thing I didn't say no to anything and then what'd you do after that because you look great and look I'll look at this right here sweetie yeah okay so these are two empty packs of top so good so good chocolate dipped mangos yeah and there were three packs of regular dried mangoes and I put them here so that George and all of us could share today Podcast he ate all of this in half a day and then when I went out and I do something right now those were gifts to me those are his favorite I get to [ __ ] do ten of these boxes well yeah what about being I don't care I'd eat wax oh my god all right I can't believe I weighed that much weight before you want Gilbert I won't let you get fat again it's a good thing I don't feel pain we're right here you know maybe lick it against really lick it yep look you clawed for Hana dul setting that's awesome sick [ __ ] Bobbi hey okay now I get to do with you since you ate a deep dish [ __ ] up I deserve it make sure we zoom up on Bobby's eyes oh wow [ __ ] ow why are you doing it so hard it's all about hitting the same spot don't deviate from the same spot that makes it painful for oh you don't feel pain that's great salt fat that's why you have diabetes yes his nerves are all dead now I get to do you I don't feel pain either - let me do you guys - do you for cheating on you [ __ ] up fatty fat which which part I don't want to hurt you baby why don't you love that she loves me as your I'm pretty good oh it's bleeding yeah yeah yeah good job guys so that's the conversation is that one thing anything okay here we go don't be defensive can I'm just asking okay so months ago we went to the doctor last episode we talked about how I don't tell what my thought beta-blocker saved your life you did right yeah so you told the doctor that you would take beta blockers as needed so on auditions or when you were especially nervous right you had a 30 30 day supply of beta blockers which means that you probably had about 30 pills there you've only had three auditions since you've finished 30 pills in a span of three weeks hey now no I take one a day Oh like a vitamin vitamin what a day yeah yeah do you know what you're doing to yourself I feel great Oh serious I I feel really great no I think I know what happened now last week that's okay oh I think now there's gonna know [ __ ] you I know and now there's gonna start an argument and you want to get confrontational you want to get real okay that's gonna go let me see my side first and then you can defend yourself so I was on beta blockers for a year and a half because of my heart condition and the reason I stopped it was because I hated the way my mind could not function on them to take beta blockers intermittently here and there is is good for your anxiety but to take it every day like I did for a year and a half made me foggy brained I didn't feel like my brain was being perfused with blood I felt like I couldn't come up with with good ideas I couldn't write I couldn't speak I felt like a living zombie and I it made me depressed it made me unmotivated and I told my doctor it's like look I don't feel you like my brain is functioning and she said well yeah cuz your blood pressure is probably you know low you take it every day so you're probably not getting as much blood perfusion to your brain and I'm thinking to myself oh crap maybe Bobby's taking too many beta blockers yeah so what is your counter my counter is this is that there was a time where I took them every day for like a year right mm-hm and it's fine I feel more confident on them when I perform when did you stand up I just feel happier when I'm on them you mean I don't get as panicky I don't get as like nervous or you mean and full of like anxiety I'm not again and so what I'm saying what I'm saying is is that to me what happened Thursday was the bad audition yeah would have been so much more disastrous right without them without know I'm not saying that you should have taken them I wouldn't be able to speak I'm saying why have you been taking them every day when you don't have auditions every day you've only had three although you've consumed 30 pills yeah so why did you take them on days you didn't need them or didn't have because they make me feel better about like when I do a stand-up show or whatever I just feel better when I'm on them it really does that makes me happier I get depressed I had such a different experience it made me not sexual it made me know for not it makes me feel so much happier I feel like what I'm like like totally mentally and everything I don't shift into more of a negative thing well that's a different conversation that you should be having with your doctor because a beta-blocker is not made for anxiety it's it's off-label use that a beta blocker is a heart medication so I don't trust me to is is that I've been splitting them to at times yeah I don't take for ones and it's also I mean if you want me to not take them I won't take them but it's like for me I I'm not even I'm being completely honest with you that I feel so much better when I'm on them versus not and so if if you say not to take them I will not take them but you know I mean I feel like they help I believe that they help what I'm saying is a long-term everyday use of beta blocker is unnecessary for somebody like you you have good blood pressure and plus beta blockers have sort of a side effect that [ __ ] with your blood sugar over time and if you're already pre-diabetic you're just you're your take you're putting something in your body that's just gonna complicate things at this point if you need them for an audition or for high-stress situations fine and now I'm not a doctor I'm not a professional all I'm saying is that you should probably talk to your doctor if you intend on taking it every day because that's different from taking it three times a month and there you know your liver processes things like you have to take your organs into consideration that's all Bobbi's died he's livers I mean yeah I mean it's the thing is is that all right I mean I heard what you said they were prescribed to me all right yeah but you've been stealing my old ones now because you ran out of yours I did you're not addicted right no no it's not it's not habit-forming you know it's not a habit no I just I honestly like I honestly feel so much more confident when I'm on them and that's just maybe it's psychological maybe it's like in my mind or whatever but you know that's that and it's like if you don't want me to take it I will [ __ ] take it you're me but I'm going to tell you this right now my friends okay I have 14 years clean and sober March 6 boom okay I'm not saying I'm not using it as a crutch or anything like that but I'm just saying that I'm a guy that used to take 50 vikon is a day not that it was healthy and drink 24 hours a day Jesus you're 20 [ __ ] volumes to go to sleep I'm like a [ __ ] water buffalo you know I really am I mean I can I literally can you mean smoke heroin do 9 shots of whiskey and then like be a like I'm like I weave it in that way you know man he is very strong like he is ha reeked of nature in that sends like he doesn't age him and brother don't age like I'm like you ever see the movie Highlander wow you have you seen it no you have it clan MacLeod watch it it's a great movie Oh Christopher Lambert John Connor John Connor the original one right there is a remake I understand that [ __ ] okay okay but I'm kind of like that your Highlander like fifty years ago I might oh no like a you know a vintage you know furniture shop some [ __ ] you know maybe but there's a dungeon where they have swords and union and armor and stuff like that and I I freaked people out but I'm you know I'm evolved yeah and I'm super I have a question for you is it gonna be another [ __ ] one about my eating butterfingers I love them these might be about is gonna be about you know beta-blockers video I don't we go again here we got another for this would be good this could be good no I I wanted to ask you where you're at because people want to know where you're at with fallout I'm on my third character and fallout okay I created a black person okay okay George I don't know Maurice cocoon is what I call them is it my lament with your last night Maurice that's a pretty good name rescue me I add make a made him look like Delroy Lindo like but also thick like Bane's body so he's dark black as for his first character was a woman yeah his second case Delilah was an Asian guy no he was an Asian but he was look he looked a horny Thornburg s23 like I wonder I wanted to create a guy that would suck his dick oh okay think of his that's another character anyway let's move on Delroy Lindo yeah so your third character I've been noticing you you have a pattern of what you do in the game now so I think when you were a woman you went through a different like storyline yeah when you were a Tony Thornburg character you went through a different storyline yeah but now I've been watching you play yeah and I see you you know just laughing like and all day just planting like radioactive watermelon wait you're telling me you have a farm he has a farm right and so this is he's a black guy he has farms and a black guy just farming watermelons I know but he has I wonder if it you have a black guy farming water in the game it's it's kind of like a Sims game in the sense that you can build these communities right and you can farm so you know me with my 20 Thornburg he would farm gourds okay tomatoes um these wheat yeah I mean you're having a black guy farm watermelon that's what my girl likes not only does Maurice plant radioactive watermelons all day on his plantation as he has um Asian he has Asian workers work for him oh that's okay and then but then he puts sacks over their head well so like he's actually a racist black guy but only towards Asian so he doesn't shut the [ __ ] up all right so very shame there are these two Asians that live in sanctuary and they're always complaining like one of them's always like I don't know like you know don't talk to me right now I'm really sad right and his sister's even bitchier like don't talk to me like we're friends so what Maurice did was he put bags over their heads like potato sacks you can do that in the game yeah that's over people will say yeah it's part of the wardrobe one of the choices yeah but if you see his characters and they have a sock over their head it's their Asian yeah all the Asians that are in the game that are live in any of my communities have sacks over their heads what is the symbolism but like what's your what's your because of the LA riots the Koreans hate no because the thing is is that Koreans created Asians create these liquor stores in these poor neighborhoods that like bind black people put them in Chains and then when black people walk into the liquor stores right they're accused of stealing always like you know they like those old stereotypical things you touch you buy you know browsing all that stuff right so in maurices world my character which I'm sorry it's my [ __ ] game yeah to do what I want Yeah right he's a big black guy who [ __ ] white chicks oh well exclusively yeah and he puts bags over Asian people's heads that pointy any loves watermelon and it's not racist because there's only five ingredients you can [ __ ] plan anyway what are they what fruit Gord Gord okay yes tomato corn there's like a wheat and then wanted that one Oh Matt watermelon interesting fall out yeah so it's like and he just strictly does watermelon Wow and only on some of some of the other farms he does like tomatoes and stuff like ooh who's that versifying portfolio yeah yeah but he loves watermelon so that's where Bobby is that with fallout he is walking a mile in a black man in black men shoes he's my favorite character by the way I just said also this right with my Korean the Asian character in my 20 Thornburg right he became evil he destroyed all the other factions he murdered people right oh wow whenever out with the black guy right what I'm gonna do is do the right route be a good guy he's a good time right so this is how I feel about african-americans in general right well so what you're seeing here is a man an Asian man who feels guilty about his ancestry la la riots and how like we were up in the [ __ ] rooftops with shotguns when the eller IDEs came did you see that yeah I saw videos yeah videos on that right and I apologized to African Americans everybody was just trying to protect they thought no need to protect loot loot my store okay and I apologize the watermelon seems a little racist I'm sorry it's not it was it's one of the options on the in the game yeah so I I don't I don't blame you that's tiger bellies a bit of Black History Month oh yes it is still black great does a great time yeah Bobby oh I saw another documentary called the Black Panthers what's that Oh about the Black Panthers on PBS bits on iTunes [ __ ] riveting amazing documentary who did it what the documentary PBS Oh PBS did but um it really is enlightening I thought Black Panthers were just like a bunch of black guys that were leather and just you know mean just call the Black Panthers we're dancing I thought they were like the Jabbawockeez but like seven with seven if you threw their hats and they did a little dance move and then he just flips and stuff like that but they weren't that they weren't no they were a they were they were a group of people that fought for I mean a real noble cause which is their freedom I mean and they did it and people go they did it in a violent way no they didn't all right there was many people I don't know that I forget their names in it but like in that organization was very just you know noble and they were being [ __ ] beat up by police and treat like [ __ ] and dogs eating their buttholes and all kinds of stuff oh not literally but I mean but um yeah it was a really good documentary and the demise and you know what they did the FBI are fun you know with J Edgar Hoover was a [ __ ] [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate his face yeah he was a piece of [ __ ] and the FBI was a pice ed it right now NSA record this game atomic tell Barack yes all right they were [ __ ] [ __ ] murderers it was a guy named Frankie from the Black Panthers who was like an up and rising like you know mean member who was a fantastic speaker he could motivate white people to you know mean and he was just an amazing you mean figure they just the FBI just walk in with the Chicago Police Force and they just slaughter them when their sleep and nothing happens it's crazy and it's like you know I thought that there were dance troupe but there were the black Jabberwocky yeah speaking of social activism I we have to delve into this because I think it's important and we do have a lot of Filipino fans what are your thoughts on Manny Pacquiao I love them say what every child hood guy say his comments well I'm gonna run up I'm gonna I don't know think we give you a synopsis of what he's done in the last in the last week so during an interview he he goes on to say well in Tagalog he says must my booty pay on high up he basically says like the gays are worse than animals at least animals can determine you know man from woman and only have like heterosexual sex which he's wrong about there's like 400 species of animals that engage in yeah and then he goes he makes an apology the day after he's like I'm sorry I for hurting your feelings Baba blah blah blah but then the next day he's like oh yeah I I stand by my stance he's when he apologized he says I stand by the fact that I don't agree in same-sex marriage but I'm sorry I'm sorry that I hurt the feelings of you know many you know gay people bla bla bla but the next day he posts an Instagram post quoting Leviticus when livid where Leviticus saying says you know deaths or gays should be put to death yeah I completely agree with that reaction listen to come on man listen to me right now okay Leviticus let's go there can eat shrimp if you eat shrimp you should be murdered [ __ ] loves shrimp though I know but then you know might give him the girls okay okay tattoos done yeah so you're sure I'm gonna die right now I should that I'm Manny Pacquiao should die yeah yeah he's a [ __ ] tattoo yeah you should die what else is Leviticus no shrimp don't you see something right now okay you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] Manny Pacquiao oh you love [ __ ] troll hey man I'm sorry you're a champion you're very good at what you doing I will spend $100 on your fight but that's not what I'm saying right now and I'm saying right now you know what that's sort of how I felt the whole weekend I've been flip-flopping and I want to stick to a side and be like look like what he said was completely wrong and he should be you know totally you know whatever kalila cue ins final stance go I have a lot to no final stance dance [ __ ] you man I mean delve into this a little let me pearl this your people okay and you can chime in with whatever I'll do whatever I want I show me that that's our show I'm just an accessor I love nothing you're the best don't get don't get inside yourself let's go um so people have to understand that like Manny is he's he's part of the Conservative Party in the Philippines right he's a congressman right yeah but that's the equivalent of being like a super conservative like super right Republican over here and they all hold the same views duality I mean yes they don't it's only rhetoric though right I don't really believe that politicians especially in America that are right-wing really believe that the things that Donald Trump right are saying aren't stuff that he really believed he's just buttering to a you know mean certain audience a certain group entering right but they don't you know Donald Trump has many gay friends yeah Donald Trump has many Mexicans right right right right and you know this is what he is running for office and in in a country where 93% of Filipinos still believe that abortions are wrong this is probably gonna get him the winning ticket right yeah those statements I mean us as awful as they sound this is I I'm pretty sure on his part it's still a strategic move as with you know Donald Trump saying all held to Muslims right but my thought on this for people who aren't into politics who just have been fans of Pacquiao is this this doesn't surprise me that he said this it doesn't surprise me and I'd be an idiot to expect more from Manny Pacquiao yeah but he's his man sweetie Manny is a simpleton when it went with simpletons they mean well they're well-intentioned you saw but they they say a bunch of stupid [ __ ] and if you don't think Manny Pacquiao is a simpleton you're a [ __ ] simply not educated is a boxer mm-hmm he goes in the ring to beat up other human beings right you're right so it's like whatever he says I don't take literally or I don't it doesn't it's like if he said that if he was at my house right now bubby you know mean by big yeah he goes [ __ ] it whatever is this hey Maddie says that okay the [ __ ] that mclubbe I'll do the way I won't do okay okay I go yeah back at the hole no good then you say god I'll go um cool man and that's it you walk away yeah what the [ __ ] you go hey man that's that's wrong yep unless a my friend Gilbert is does that yes there's this article on GQ and by a Filipino guy his name is I'm Chris Gallo Molly and he actually wrote something that really I this is my shared my exact same sentiment about the situation he said that the Philippines is still so conservative you can think of it like the American South it's impoverished faith-driven its teeming with optimism and socially consolee conservative so you he thinks of Manny as his dumb happy homophobic uncle with good intentions and I'd have to agree yeah that's you cannot put Manny in a pedestal that he doesn't belong in he doesn't have an educator's not have he never had a good education no he was a rags to riches kid exact he was picked up thrown into the limelight and he performed as an athlete and this is where we need to separate the athlete from the man and you know Filipinos are disappointed because they say oh you know he is the voice of the Philippines he is such he is the spokesperson he's been such a great race they didn't know in a box right we would go to the Philippines and he'd be in a tree probably yeah but I bet bite and they throw poop on you and then you're like oh [ __ ] that's real what do you have to always make a seem like just [ __ ] like even like tree-dwelling heathens oh here's the face again know what I'm saying is not not all Filipino just him you realize I was bigger I saw you realize I saw them the Philippines the [ __ ] up I saw the man you packing a documentary they showed where he was raised yes Aaron Gagne you know like a [ __ ] wood cave very poor grew up in a wood cave you don't mean it sounds like a fallout 4 area yeah okay my it still sucks though that a Filipino in such a position of power would so boldly say what he said and the only reason I say it's disappointing for someone like me is because when a Manny Pacquiao fight is on in the Philippines everything is shut down crime is reduced to zero like it's such he's such a unifying figure in that way he gets Filipinos together from all you know walks of life everywhere all their eyes are just glued to the screen right so it's to be such a unifying figure in that way and then all of a sudden say something so divisive and say something so to just you know take one group of people and just like dismiss them altogether is disappointing but you know I my final statement is that I give him a pass because Manny Pacquiao is basic as [ __ ] he's basic if you ever didn't think he was basic your [ __ ] basic yourself oh so can I just say this all right can I just say this all right you can't listen man listen Manny Pacquiao is great at what he does as a boxer other than that no I don't listen to anything he says same with Bill Cosby I love The Cosby Show guess we're breaking it to Bill Cosby okay Bill Cosby himself there's a different great stand-up special a classic right no don't agree with any of it but here's why we should also give Manny a pass in the 10 years that he has been this big you know prolific boxer he has helped Filipinos in so many different ways he has helped his province of Sarangani he has helped so many poor people so he's given back to the country more so than any other Filipino with money right but he isn't our official spokesperson because that would be like saying Plaxico Burress who [ __ ] shot himself in the leg is America's official spokesperson I would put them on par like in the same like realm of of you know like thinking they probably you know they're they're a little basic how something was so racist but for sure don't say it but for sure say it but for sure there's no editing maybe don't say it oh my god just maybe like yeah you know I was a lot of things right he created a ladder so other Filipino from the tree is good can you cut that out we can't this is a no editing um episode so careful what you say you cut that out though good money [ __ ] you created ladders it's not that's not racist other people but you remember what happened you cut that out believe me keep saying it over and over you know what you guys be careful because remember in Filipinos have a very mob mentality if they want to ride you they will ride you and it's Rolla they will destroy remember how you made had to make a [ __ ] official apology to like Filipinos cuz he said something like when he said like years ago oh oh [ __ ] we said that like Filipinos like great like chicken bones and stuff you have to cut it out this is not live is live it is yeah no it's not no it's not we're fine so what is your final Gilbert do you give money [ __ ] I'll pass no all right because he doesn't support my lifestyle what about you sweetie I love him he's bad I don't give a [ __ ] anyway what are we doing here I'm hopeful advice with Bobby and kalila time are we at the perfect time the usual always my guts always right dear Tiger belly I have two daughters a one-year-old and a two-year-old what is a good age to enroll them into martial arts class what types do you think would benefit and discipline and practical use in the real world I don't know because I'm not a parent so even like soccer sports what's a good time in a role for discipline any for a baby well we were children when you have them wait she said martial arts all yeah okay did you - did you do very young like what's young 500k I think they have to be at least a certain age though to get in cuz my my friend's daughter just joined and I think she had to be like at least like four or something yeah for then at 4 years old did you - because I think that that right there is a it's a real life martial art you can use in real life situations I say with sports I am I'm um I don't know I see it both ways I was forced into a sports and I was forced to really really start slaving away too young I think and how old were you when you first started swimming I started competing at the age of six full competitions damn that's like first grade yeah and I started I made the Philippines team when I was nine I think yeah so like yeah but it was not always a very pleasant experience it was really hard on my body you know I'll uh I just gotta just say this - I just love Filipinos athletes in general because Manny Pacquiao just named - Manny Pacquiao I'll let Manny Pacquiao and I'm gonna leave it named you - more yeah slash brothers the splash brothers are for what they do not the Golden State Warriors this is a different yes brothers look up everyone at listening to right now on YouTube Filipino dive team splash brothers yes they are like a Filipino dive - yeah there is the two worst back-to-back in one competition the two of the worst dives you've ever seen could I just do it now all seen it I don't want to show you on the camera right here can you do that yeah well is that gonna read well we'll put a link in the video is that gonna read no George I'm the one read I'm gonna watch it I want to look at it anyway he's gonna watch it for his own pleasure out of my way oh we ran into an old friend of Bobby when we were at breakfast today and he's a comic it needs to be Sam kinnison's best friend his name is Carla both I don't know you don't know nothing that's true oh my god you have to know Sam Kinison is yeah yeah but that's not make him feel bad let's just educate him go ahead sweetie okay so arm there are there is two guys from Houston that moved to LA back in the early 80s and they were called the Houston boys actually there was a group of guys who was Bill Hicks was a part of it Sam Kinison in a carla ball and a couple of other people but Carla Bo and Sam Kinison were best friends Sam Kinison was probably one of the biggest extended comedians out of the 80s okay he was huge like the cover of Rolling Stone magazine here oh okay and Sam Kinison was a rock star and he well Carla Poe was his best friend very funny comic himself and one night they were driving on a street in Nevada and these kids were drunk and they hit Sam Kinison his car and Sam died but Carla beau his best friend who was also a very funny comic was the one that held his body when he died and Carla beau it was so traumatic to him that he quit comedy for a long time you know I mean but then when he came back into the game is when I met him you know and he was he still he's like 60 maybe the best physical comic I've ever seen he's so funny very funny and he has now gone through some things I mean I here I want to bring Carla bow as a guest because he lives here in town now cuz he moved away for a long time but we ran into Karl he's one of the funniest comics if you ever you have YouTube check him out he is very funny and he's a good guy but um you can always tell like how long have you know him how long have you known I've known for 20 years you know we still people's vibe when you are first introduced to someone you know yeah and when he came in and he Bobby introduced me to him like he just gave like the warmest like most sincere hug like you you feel it like right away yeah here we go first eyes can you see it George it doesn't matter the worst I mean this is this is you this is you guys Filipino he's forced to what he's forced me to was I mean yeah he showed this to be at a restaurant yeah are you just like may trying to make every Filipino feel worse and they all they are you know what I'm gonna get you gotta edit a lot of the song no cuz the best thing and they high-five each other in the end they do cuz they're embarrassed I'm gonna be real I went to the Philippines with kalila and it was a beautiful country and I um you didn't even see the good parts I was waiting for it nothing why laughing here's the play love the people like I met her uncle who killed her other uncle the machete kind man you know what he said my sister was in the Philippines with him recently and she was explaining to him what happened in Rancho Cucamonga you know where the they had the shooter or whatever and he was explaining to my sister how those people would have never been able to get away or gone on there like in a little escape car and like driven off somewhere he he explained to my sister that he would like peel the the layer of skin off their feet and he but he went into some like very like intricate plan as to how he would have done it if he were LAPD and I'm like and my sisters like yeah they're not allowed to do that even if you if you're a criminal they're not allowed to peel the skin off your feet they're like why not he's like why not okay that's why people [ __ ] so here is a plan guys here is the plan listen to my [ __ ] plan Bobby Ed Gein listen to my plan January yeah you Gilbert Georgie and myself we're all gonna take a trip to the Philippines yes we're gonna videotape and we're gonna podcast out there yes and I'm gonna make you really really live the Filipino experience I do yes I do I do give this a idea George and we're gonna do a sit-down interview with my uncle balut yeah we blew Lord yeah go in the river we're gonna get the Gilbert circumcised [ __ ] man it's illegal it's not illegal well I just made that up how much money do what do we need to do he doesn't want to be circumcised I want to be circumcised it's disgusting what you're doing no my penis tip is very moist let me just say right now I've seen it on porn and I don't like the way the little turtle head sticks out a little sock it's gross so let me just see it are you let me see your dick no man that's penis shaming I'm gonna that's penis shaming show you them yeah but show it no hey this is on video sexual harassment videos who do it I'm not sure you will we look it out I'm just so used to this I think cakes baby you really have a lot of bull bull it's not a bull bull likes you straight up sweetie I've never seen so much bull in my life so much pubic hair kalila we have a quick mmm a minute oh you're coming back okay so your thoughts on a cowboy Cerrone winning this past weekend it's expected I mean like this is what it was hype you were we both really work because we both like new is gonna win so maybe you know what I'm not gonna discredit Brazilian cowboy I mean he looked like if any of his shots landed it he could actually do legit damage but you know I love cowboy and I'm a cowboy believer so I knew that fight was gonna go that way and you know I think who was the who's commentating is it John annek no is your favorite the square Brian Stann Oh Brian Stann so he one of those guys said that you know we all often forget that you know cowboy is a submission expert like he sees what submitted in so many people like 15 of his fights launch yeah so that was a pretty you know those there was an awful I mean an awesome triangle finish and you know I just wasn't as emotionally invested in any of those fights like I will say that it was what it yeah I didn't it didn't much resin me up too much what else what else we got just quickly on that if you're cowboy Cerrone do you stay at 170 or do you go down to you go back down to 155 what do you think in his age his career he's 30 what - I still think he can fight the best of them at 155 I went down I thought that you know it was disappointing to see him go out like that against RDA but I I have I have so much faith in that guy still I still think he is one of the best when I saw him just [ __ ] toy miles jury do you remember that oh my god yeah that was yeah I love cowboy okay and then the big fight coming up on fight past its biggest fight on fight pass Anderson Silva verse Michael one i Bisping i care even less about this fight I don't know why I know Peterson Silva after I watched that n sack hearing of his viagra of his viagra I just don't find him to be appealing in any way anymore hmm and not to say I'm not taking away from how much he's given the sport forever long he was in it I just I my heart's not in it the same way like I'm not excited and also Mike Bisping it's like I mean I feel bad for his remaining I okay all right so call the winner for this one you got Anderson Silva I'm Michael is down Wow yeah decision right decision if you're choosing Michael Bisping you're choosing you're gonna say decision probably there you guys go kalila said I put your money on Michael Bisping why don't you haven't because I'm gonna get heat for them your patience someone's very your professional fighter I'm not professional I've seen your feet they're long they can keep people in the face Oh God was zero technique my god and he shows her Bobby this weekend or this week next couple of weeks well he's going to be yes he's gonna be Bobby maybe a San Jose improv March 4th through the 6th and then Ontario improv I think it's the week after that and then April 7th 8th and 9th he's he's doing a show with Pauly Shore Harlan Williams and Tom Green whoo so he has one is going to be an is it called Juliet Juliet Illinois yeah Joliet yeah Juliet Illinois the second one will be in Rockford Illinois and the third one will be somewhere in Iowa you can go to his website Bobby Lee live.com and the tour dates are on there yep then there's San Jose and Ontario yeah San Jose and Ontario are March so yeah cool make sure you follow us on instagram at tiger belly on twitter at the tiger belly you can also follow kalila at calamity k and check out our youtube channel we have a youtube channel guys this is gonna be video now go on there check it out my shoes subscribe and if you are listening to this on youtube or even itunes write us in the comments let us know who you want as a guest maybe and yeah a little see if we can make it happen it make sure you follow Bobby Lee on instagram at Gilbert's g IL bhai TS at Gilbert's that's once again for Bobby Lee GI o be IDs thank you guys so much for listening

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Length: 65min 38sec (3938 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 26 2016

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