Game Grumps Silent Hill: Shattered Memories Best Moments

I wrap stuff I deliver that stuff no you're nice is the jingle cross whoo yes singing yeah she is oh no she was ah so he's his name is Harry Mason okay not to be confused with Perry Mason not active of course and he's looking for his daughter is that his daughter he's working cut is uh yeah he's um uh her name is um Sheri okay I don't know what her name is Merry Christmas everybody we're playing Southern Hills shattered Memories uh yeah the one you'll see during your therapy all right yeah no that's when I play video games so I can fill out forms it's easier that way oh here we go I make friends easily false having a drink helps through your legs I always listen to other people false double falls prefer abstract ideas sure yeah whatever I might as well put true working to plan a schedule is the false I've never cheated on her partner whoa yeah I'm pretty faithful okay good for you what can I say I would have damn with harassing never cheated on a partner yeah yes yes he's like don't give me that [ __ ] yeah that's [ __ ] up you're missing out dude there's a lot of us out there [ __ ] zoomit eh um grab the hold of objects move hand over them and pinch by holding a and B [ __ ] [ __ ] and foe I have to grab this I hear and [ __ ] whoop oh yeah there you go it's like unhooking the bra before you pull it push that nip to the side you push the nip to the side push it to the side just imagine a nipple like moving across the boob would come with it I'm just like trying to get to that leg sexy in between area to the boob so you can kiss on that [ __ ] mm-hmm damn girl I sure love kissing on boobs when I'm looking for my daughter that might be dead yeah listen if she's dead she's already dead so it's not gonna matter if I kiss on these boobs for a while boobs are kissable then guess what wait Toofer damn it she hadn't liked a motorcycle at your help bummer cars stuck in the snow no no like daughter stuck in that I don't know yeah more like my head smashed through the windshield and I'm dead so are you spoiler alert can I sit down more like the my table doesn't have sugar just outside town you're gonna answer your phone no oh you've got a phone yeah they just remembered I guess that's what it was it's an iPhone ace nice yeah looks good that was probably a generation for can I see it I'm gonna keep it yeah I'm gonna have to confiscate this yeah stop me delete all your files and put my name on it go gonna download snapchat show pictures of my boobs to people for six seconds see you later I've send one of you but uh it's like you don't have a phone yeah or a daughter I just threw that one in there ah ah ah mookie scary spooky scary spooky oh I'm scared uh I'm gonna look away oh man come on okay alright I'll do it you gotta be a part of this with me okay yes you gotta you gotta take this on with me can we touch dicks oh I'll have more inner strength if we touch tix I can one-up that guy can do one better okay we can make out with our dicks make out yeah so you make out with my dick and I'll make out with your day I think you scream scared me more sorry sorry it's less scary the second time oh oh don't let out for the creatures will catch you run go go run run up the blue edges the mark routes listen for the distortion the precedes danger for exit to the nightmare okay yeah alright cool no update line yeah go go go sorry I screamed like that [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah are you kidding me I hate this [ __ ] oh my god I'm not pachoo SHhhh I don't see it though so I'm not like scared of it right I'm not I'm not like I like creepy scaring like I like scary [ __ ] that like builds up but I hate jump scares oh yeah yeah just it just kind of gets you in that like [ __ ] hunter-gather sense of the way it doesn't actually like scare you it just makes you feel awful for a second yeah yeah no no no keep running oh no don't scramble don't crumble scramble Oh what would what what Oh slow him down I guess oh yeah he's turning Hicks he wants you touched into here I don't test it you let me think it's pretty gross why do people because everything's okay oh god damn it cutie pie markiplier why are you doing this yourself Jesus and the other pigs are gonna exit oh god this is the worst I'm going to the pool I'm in the pool oh yeah again whatever the [ __ ] this is emergency flare oh I like to play with G the heat will hold the creatures well last carry the temporary barrier a little play with it okay oh yeah oh yeah Blair [ __ ] you [ __ ] you yeah you suck my thumb meter Weiner mean are you like you suck on your window get outta here just keep running uh don't talk [ __ ] to him I don't know where I'm going though oh just go we're showing all the Blues going to the blue yep oh you're hurt hey am i going backwards a feeling on my back or I don't think so yeah I feel like am I going backwards on my fence I'm the banks it's gone Oh No Oh Oh sleepy times things that money girl it sounds fun next time on jingle groms oh wait you're okay hey does most so I get the color that's nice Hey so they have gonorrhea so that means this is exactly wait may I take the Wiimote for one second show you how good never mind you the artist no you're good okay what do I do die all means just hit the a button when you grab a thing and grab a thing and then start coloring okay so my favorite color was blue so when I had the stuff like this to do and I was like it first grade I was like yeah and then I just handed it in my teacher would be like very good I'm gonna hand this right to the psych ward all right the colors are back in Aaron's capable hands again I'm gonna I'm gonna make him make this orange I'm gonna make this the Nickelodeon gackt car oh I like it gotta look at Nickelodeon gasp like a [ __ ] Japanese pop ha ha okay um okay so great job that's a great a green car with orange wheels what is the [ __ ] point of this they're trying to figure out if I'm a psycho or not ah so I'm gonna make this like a gay male and they wear like really bright jeans oh I said yeah just loud clothing yeah Steve why don't you turn the volume down on that shirt you know I just like to express my fault Dan buff buff the trees are green obviously just like the car that's why I got the car in the first place or why I got the trees in the first place right and that's the twist at the end of the game it's funny you bought the tree I wonder to what degree I have to color correctly to be not a psychopath in the eyes of the law yeah cuz I'm not doing very well despite my vast history of being an artist it's really nice little this little Barbie Dreamhouse yeah hey hey Lia life in the Dreamhouse yeah there we benefit' keep house okay one of the qui nude Ted's got absorbed into the tree it's fine and or whatever um I'm when they go back inside they're feeling very blue oh very nice so that'll do yeah maybe the guy takes one look at it looking new it calls the police I mean little smiley face on the garage yeah cuz it's happy to see yay it go one nice yeah look uh yeah UPS amazing right what a lovely family home is your home like this uh I'm gonna have to think about that oh wait so if you're the daughter maybe you're so fat hey oh my god that's [ __ ] hilarious doors wow wow wow the one you just sit here in this closed [ __ ] yeah sealed door that you can't get out of here put on this bracelet and this one too they match they're connected so you'll never lose one oh well I used to ride around are you Jewish yeah it's extol II ah dammit you welcome no you I keep out of trouble Merry Christmas well I guess tonight everything is out of whack oh it's a dance academy and chemists out there hey can we stop there with all this snow yeah we only covered basic meteorology in the academy hell we didn't hear about this don't covered meteorology and really likes academies weird what are you gonna arrest a [ __ ] snowflake is that it is he in your custody you heartless [ __ ] next time on get jingle groans well no we should finish the plot part right whatever man Yeah right pause make seven jingle grams maybe we'll reset our Wii mode settings it's a rule got asked we mail cool babes in the wood fom awesome yeah oh I'm not sure if it's the code of the pills it's making me some time on the pain will stop soon see you soon bro what that's two separate emails I could - together I don't know that's really funny oh the pain will stop soon Sisera think you're thinking of rabbits oh this is relaxing yeah are you laughing you if I cool it's like he's like oh my god huh did you see Pacific Rim no wait you got wait go go got and come back it yeah sigh well you don't take it all right yeah go back again he's just got that look about him like oh don't come in I'm doing things oh there's like a little bedroom in here I'm not sleeping there it's lovely Gandhi yeah that's where he's been all easier there you are Gandhi I found you he's in like a Where's Waldo style Richard you have found me if this Gandhi said Booya Booya I might be racist on my part I mean chase I don't know I don't want to know better to go through baby's fine Merry Christmas everybody jingle bells Batman smells it always cheers me up I'm not feeling like a Christmas cheer yeah okay Oh God oh there you go did I come from here I don't know I think I might have come from here so I have a [ __ ] get me their stuff [ __ ] socks don't want to be here no do the doors I just want to go out the door yeah everybody walk the dinosaur [ __ ] I can't go up there go son of a-- gay I don't know where to go dan I need to tell me oh sorry you gotta look up the thing okay cuz I am utterly lost climb up the ledge dank Stan leave the cabin and take the path to the right until you're at the hunting lodge okay okay okay I'm taking the path to the right all right so there's the hunting lodge and there's a ledge is your bedroom okay I'm not gonna look up coz I don't get scared okay all right climbing the ledge the bedroom okay turn right and go through the door TURN RIGHT go through though go laughs through the next door you'll be in the woods again cuz it was run down this path and jump the gap when you come to it okay yeah okay what's happen again uh continue running forward to a ledge and climb up grab the flare and light it okay I got that okay over with I got Oh God turn right and go through the door to rain go to the door why there's a dark road man what grab the flare enlighted okay got it now run forward and drop off the ledge ahead okay know it run through the trees ahead towards the circles of light in the woods until you reach a building with a Ledge okay right I got that okay I'm there okay run to the left side of it and head through the door it didn't say climb up the ledge uh okay I mean I'm in a me okay let's sign it through the door run straight through the next door and then through the double doors off to the right okay no what no what no it had a glitch okay turn right go to the next door on the right okay and then run to the fire into the room and go through the door on the left okay you're back outside now turn left you run down the porch okay go straight through the door uh through the next door okay drop off the ledge jump the gap ahead okay then head through the double doors okay I was hours here nah man no I do that deer crawl into the wall the devil to stay okay and you be back in the woods okay all the circles of light in the trees until you reach a building just follow the circles and leveling the circle eyes read your building no disoriented no okay I got it I got it okay Oh find the building back of the building oh there's building as well there any time okay go and run through the next door at the chase figure Oh God yes okay oh [ __ ] this game dude no more no more I don't want to play this game anymore oh hey tell me so scarce would be scary you all right do you want me to take a pic yeah snap a picture of that hey whatever this horrible [ __ ] you should already [ __ ] take a picture there could be like dur Sonny like that's scary hey I'm gruff I'm not su goth and we're the game grumps shut up yeah shut up I don't care about your phone ah [ __ ] hold on hey I don't care about your phone oh I can't can't hear you over the phone welcome back to game grumps those beeps words scary one I gotta go back I gotta use my phone alright we uh this is these uh episodes may go back to back but this is a oh god yeah a a rap song you're right you're right that was pretty good chicken goes cluck [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh mother clucker I had a perfect opportunity say mother clucker and invested dude this is cut there's like kind of like a rap thing going on into like a dark rap song like [ __ ] so I was gonna say what sorry to interrupt this amazing [ __ ] concerto I the oh wait you want green magenta yellow yellow blue so it's like yeah mmm love taffy laughs and Taffet hey chicken [ __ ] I don't want to hear your [ __ ] is anyone still watching this I'm sorry all right oh is it was it green magenta yellow yellow blue yes go over to the tourist information building and jump inside through the window I'm assuming that's this yes and I'm assuming that window is this one go through the door ahead and walk down the hill I'm assuming that doors this one okay and this Hill is that one go under the hole in the chain-link fence I'm assuming the hole in the chain-link chances this yes and I'm assuming the crawling motion that I'm about to do is this one jump over the next bed to reach the grounds of the Midwich high school okay okay okay I'm ready ah through the door and straight ahead all right okay climb up the next two edges and then head through the door next to ledges oh god I think what the wrong way yeah I think I think we immediately blew it yeah yeah uh I'm just gonna I'm yeah I'm just gonna run you're just gonna run it's the only thing I can do what else your scream scared me I know I didn't scare myself it was just right [ __ ] there don't do that let it let it know where we are alright I guess I'll just start running yeah just start runnin runnin oh god damn it yeah be scared like flare this sucks ass oh I don't know which way I'm going but I'll try to look for anything that makes Sam I'm going down old thing down stay out then now there's a Ledge I have to climb up uh is a ramp I was going on a ramp oh they climb the ledge okay continue forward staying on the left side of the path drop down the ledge and go through the door to your left okay Leslie doorless okay all right yeah we of course you can't cross the hall then jump through the hole in the wall hole in a wall catch it yep turn left and run through the hole in the right wall all right well okay god I got a run straight through the door how to be a [ __ ] okay then run through another hole in the wall head Oh hole in the wall got you door on the right into the door the right then right slightly left it's like watching the yard towards some double doors push through the double doors okay okay you'll be safe from the creatures in this room oh my gosh jesus [ __ ] christ okay take a breather take a breather take a breather okay there's a family and they're there ice I'm sure everything's fine I'm sure it's cool great everything - awesome nice oh sweet that happy doing much better so the puzzle is this you must snap three photos to exit the icy nightmare first photos in the courtyard second in the parking lot and third in the school locker room Oh this means more running okay go back out through the double doors serious yep yep it's a double chase hi paparazzi spots the quarry or the parking lot in the locker rooms get some sizzler some Sizzlers alright go through the double doors then go slightly left towards the flare pick it up but don't light it yet right Oh My gods i thinkin sucks run forward to the window with the red light coming from it okay approach the window quickly snap a shot of the frozen figures inside then light Luther like you know ya Sizzlers now like the flare okay uh turn right now and go through the door we leave okay inside go left through the hole and head through the door there okay run through it all whole ahead okay then turn left and jump through the hole in the wall to the right yeah go down the hole I'd go down to the door at the end oh my god come on outside starting the right and climb the ledge oh hey supposed to do this you're a pilot snap a photo of the car the red light coming my god there's [ __ ] creatures around here man that's right out of the flowers man great Oh what's his ledges climbs all right haha enter the dirtier left and run down the hall okay jump through the hole nor am I too far ahead yeah okay into the dirtier left and run down the hall oh come through the hole in the wall then go left and run through the hole in the wall to the right [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] hold on stop did I go the wrong way I don't know hole-in-the-wall go right okay got it proceed through the door then run forward through another hole and out the door to your right oh [ __ ] okay you just did that okay you're back outside again run forward veering towards the door chill a little to your right go through it then head up the hill Oh gotcha okay god damn this [ __ ] game go through it then head up a hill yeah climb the ledge and push through the double doors okay run between the ice columns as you cross this area they climb up to the next ledge alright to the door to your right and go down the stairs I got you got you okay okay this is a relaxing one turn left at the bottom and enter the double door father's to your left Dumbledore farthest to my left okay oh [ __ ] would know how to do this run forward then go through the double doors to your right I know this is very [ __ ] complicated make it immediate left and step apart of the figures in the showers oh oh oh they're in the shower dang Oh super hot wow they're so dang what is her she's taking a shower right back through the double doors you just get to dry the waiting game yeah yeah good through the double doors you kid three go forward okay push through the double doors to the left and climb the stairs okay go through that door hold on okay all right well thanks uh yeah go through that door then turn left and drop down the ledge okay let's drop down go back through the ice columns and through the double doors on the other side of the area okay Oh me huh let's jump off the ledge okay then go down the ramp and through the door to get back outside okay almost there yay make it right and follow the right wall of the double doors sweet go through them to escape the nightmare oh my [ __ ] god I got a pocket full of hot juicy gossip this episode sucks who's that in the car with teach dirty he's old enough to be your father oh yeah sweet all right this out I [ __ ] did wait no check out the other pics use another tix yeah that was only the first one gossip check this out oh yeah what my daughter on her zoom in please come on man how its standing she doesn't look like she's been through trauma that's my daughter man that's that's effed up it's a sizzler keep going exit that's apt up man that's my daughter come on can we get like a little Photoshop on this cool fix up a little bit that's my daughter yeah bros oh man and those that you've got to you got to see this caught in the act look who's getting extra credit is it all your daughter oh my god hot paparazzi I think it is you'd oh this uh fortunate insatiable craving for penis green penis this is King Harold Oh his daughter the chase so which one's king girls I guess I came in this one I'll build him I care and a bull he doesn't have a name this is King Harold this is his son and this football justice Dean Beck win-win give a name remove it right was the case ignores her it's not something royal protocol means he must say yes to the match they are married and Vilhelm takes sell his own pair just randomly put [ __ ] where it belongs cuz it has made the marriage but the distraught Celestine flees she runs from the safety of the castle and also field ignoring the sign which warns of danger in that field is a bull give him a look straight in the eyes urges her she falls under his hooves in his King allegedly [ __ ] yeah are you talking about behind the players up according to how guilty they are of zealous teens the ball is the most guilty left yeah is his goddamn hubs mo gesundheit thank you you want to hear that I have a very dumb nose right now nope never again the bowl is the most guilty dog God the Bulls on a kiss yeah yeah done Oh crappity well damn it is like run back to the street we're getting chased oh okay god damn it this [ __ ] game run back to the street okay and continue running forward until you see a path to level Oh God do it just do it look forward to the go through the doors yes xsj yeah okay continue running forward until you see a path to the left okay across this open area and leap over the gap oh [ __ ] me cross this open area leap over the gap push through the double doors ahead okay thank Rosalie yeah then crawl into the wall everything's okay Oh God on the wall go through the door here then drop down the ledge ahead okay maybe okay okay I don't even know where the [ __ ] I am animals try that again door left of the screen ah Oh God that is disturbing that was like right away you know like usually it eases you into the static oh it's still going okay oh good oh good everything's good to the left to the left uh-huh god damn this [ __ ] game ah all right now it's a horrible chase oh god no the door to your left then go straight down this your left I don't know I don't know I'm in a room with the TV okay Oh Oh to my left all right okay go straight down this hall to the door head oh these are stairs okay I think we're already [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah you serious yeah what was in that what did it say about the hall and go down the hall and won it as soon as you uh oh okay yeah what the month or not I don't know I lost head down this hall and go through the door at the end sorry in this next area of the three doors to ahead one behind the television go through any one of them oh okay head down the stairs sorry I was wrong on that and around the corner to the right all right all right around the corner to the right come on with the interference come on approach the mirror on the far wall or and you'll be transported to a new location oh how queer creatures straight down the hole to the order ahead okay straight forward through this room to the door head to the door I ran down the shore dogs go through the door the end go through the door you're right yeah and then make a right in the next year we go through the door down that path run along the right wall in this room past the first are your writings oh my god what rival oh my god I got America the floor ok good oh [ __ ] pass the first door on your right to the second um okay yes go through that door okay and you'll be safe from the creatures no doesn't look right no okay Oh what are we doing the floor room and then the flare yeah there's a room of flares I guess I got the other way he's a very clean yourself together I split up okay run probably fine god damn it well you cool oh you're doing oh my god wait oh god no son Oh mom hey all right I don't think I've ever seen a fish vomit before that's a sham-pow it's delightful yeah a happy bond that's nice I found it in a fish nice play can you still do that ah I was about to what what's that thing that Billy bass he was singing jump into water a big big mouth Billy bas cranks in the crank spin that [ __ ] three tizzle one I'm good at spinning cranks - once more should you the trash yeah okay look I got a son as a reward yeah you make it shine bright watch this nighttime daytime you're right through the door okay oh it's like a prison yeah severed hand no no I'll take a lizard oh oh look at this it's a try its moo shu that's totally something that you would have in your actual house Aaron its moo shu ya moolah it is just it was a Mulan ahmud ray you go ahmud ray Oh God oh [ __ ] come on dude there's nowhere to go oh I hate this [ __ ] says ball to the [ __ ] to the [ __ ] to the ball he's a flowers on my short or is it popcorn mmm I like balls Oh get off of me shooting blows up close oh wait I gotta run toes quick what do you see him running at you from a distance ah then would you see it running towards you in a distance or like by and then not you not you too many up oh man oh this one's hard to get off we're trying to help they're trying to help you uh wait wait wait wait actually they were trying to help you really yeah you got it you gotta get overwhelmed really yeah you'll never reach the lighthouse it's part of the game oh but I want I can scare you no I don't like to see I'm scared your eyes don't wanna find me oh god they're like spiritual herpes for your whole body God there was a lot of them come forever no it's fine everything's fine I'm dead see hmm they're your buddies now what good looks more like they're on ice damn they're all fat now embarrassing it's just water weight damn yeah whoa hey oh okay oh my memories shattering oh this is going nowhere I'm spelling it out push you're not listening uh-huh your troubled school days how you conflicted about marriage your denial of death he's talking this Cheryl it's not me it's Cheryl fires of denial a whole universe of fantasy in that big skull of yours Sam a skulls are looming with agents of repression blind Joe clutching photos in the dark Oh freaks goggle-eyed from watching home movies on loop are you drunk yeah is complicated grief but simple is that a young girl her parents don't get along very Cheryl Oh son of a [ __ ] the daddy does I found her what's a girl to do deny that daddy died oh my god and I who daddy was what seven-year-old actually knows who their parents are anyway so she obsesses and obsesses I'm having an epiphany right now Yeah right stop lecturing me scraps of a happy life that never was scraps of a father who never existed wake up oh my god your dad wasn't a hero doors hero look at that handles be ready to be jiggled ha and you never will oh he's dead walking around in your head isn't even a ghost he never existed a Franklin is gone mom's yeah I'm right here actually tap tap tap what you're alive your mother is alive she's not the monster you make her out to be she was a [ __ ] though yeah Wow to live 10 cent Jorge sure ah I knew it right when I was supposed to know it - this is [ __ ] sad you've been with me for so long I always won't be the doctor like breaks up peasy what another drink blitz it in his bourbon is that it oh I wait too much eye shadow that her mom oh dude sleep if t snap snippety-snip oh that's so sad her dad's dead oh he was looking for her in his mind I mean I know you kind of spoiled it for me in the first episode but this is exactly as sad as I thought it would be well I didn't I didn't spoil the main spoiler right because I didn't know it little man dang yo be careful well he didn't listen yes he immediately slams on the gas into that tree don't film this man she's hot you know this has nothing to do with you all right even though mom and dad don't love each other anymore we both love you in fact dad hates me we always will yeah seriously don't feel this you [ __ ] idiot oh my god can I get a tin pail to catch my tears each one is transcribing notes didn't even want to sing the credits and these notes I shall restrict myself to more general observations on the personality and behavioral aspects demonstrated during our - this is not the doctor that was [ __ ] I know serious discussion of delusions etc etc will be saved for more specific addendum I have to spend like an hour finding the note almost got it almost got it got it oh dude this is the [ __ ] sadist game I've ever played really yeah I'm the scariest [ __ ] you mark Simmons game director yeah [ __ ] David Schaad making me sad chatsky took a shot ski all over our emotion yeah you're on my list shat ski what list I don't know my shot ski list there's only one person on it - names JJ little Ahmed Hussein he was an environmental artist yeah all these people made me [ __ ] feel like shat ski yeah they made me have to Simon cope with it with all the I'm not Chris jolly oh boy god wow it's weird I feel so weird right now why just cuz I spent so long like being scared and frightened by this game and it turned out to be like really kind of like beautiful and sad and melancholy at the end like I was expecting like a huge terrifying scare at the end no sound hillard they're more about like what it all means man oh man I like it well not the first one the first one is just kind of like whatever right but the second one started like the whole like what is what is Silent Hill what is this yeah this place is something right and then at the end it's like oh my god that's what it's is it oh is it always Cheryl it's an interpreted well so the first games about Harry found you're finding Cheryl and I think this I guess this is like a book on of the first game red cop yeah like it rewrote the story oh so Senate refuses if he wasn't dead in the first one to be honest I don't even remember I just remember there being a lot of demons and there were pterodactyls that would attack you that sounds different yeah so the third game is about Cheryl it's like you play as sheriff you know what this reminds me have a lot of a lot I ever see the movie Jacob's Ladder no oh one of the scariest movies I've ever seen rude yep but again without any spoilers like the ending makes it all like beautiful you know but like it's super scary I in fact actually Wow I didn't put it together the makers of Silent Hill I remember reading they Jacob's Ladder actually gave them a lot of ideas for Silent Hill really yeah yeah there's IDEO game uh yeah I think so because there's a scene in Jacob's Ladder where they're going through a hospital and everything's like super [ __ ] up and gross and like it's very like it's very much like these like nightmare parts I want to see it you should it's a great movie let's watch it I don't want I'm emotionally exhausted right now really do you want a lollipop hey it's all my mementos meet it's Mushu he's in there and put these in a box and throw them into the street hopefully one of these kids will remember Milan - next time be on silent hill boxed memories I'm gonna overwrite my file if that's okay with you I'm gonna overwrite yeah he's alive again uh I'm gonna play it again real quick oh yeah I'm gonna play it again real quick goodbye goodbye everyone so everyone feel good you're not leaving are you yeah I'm gonna go but I'm gonna play the whole game again okay have yourself a glorious time but but how am I gonna have it without you yeah just kidding I'm still here so you're gonna play with me No Oh bye chats get

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Published: Sat Jun 21 2014