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hey i'm grump i'm not sue grump and we're the game grumps oh welcome back to janine garofalo's expedition find that what what you gotta clear these openings with me first all right can i open with janine garofalo's expedition absolutely all right run the intro again hey i'm grump i'm not sue gruff and we're the game grumps hey welcome back to janine garofalo's expedition yeah to mount everest yup i'm sorry i added in that last part as well yeah you know what i'm gonna need clearance on that future can we start over there hey welcome back to janine garofalo's expedition to mount everest cool wait i didn't actually clear it god damn it is it okay yes all right run the intro hey welcome back to garofalo's expedition to mount everest starring me aaron hanson why would that be starring you because well somebody's got to narrate it oh okay she's on her expedition she doesn't have time you're right you're right okay i'm sorry all right run the intro all right hey welcome back to janine garoppolo's expedition to mount everest starring aaron hanson uh not starring dan avidan um can we [ __ ] so i'm just out i'm just out yeah you're okay well i mean did you want to be are you gonna [ __ ] strong army on this one yeah of course i want to be in it i've always wanted to go to mount everest run the intro again hey welcome back to janine garofalo's best prediction to mount everest starring aaron hansen and i guess also starring dan expedition run it again welcome back to janine garoppolo's expedition to mount everest starring aaron hansen and also dan avidan who is apparently a stickler for [ __ ] pronunciation yes now we can start game grumps hey i'm grump i'm not sugrock and we're the game grumps he is for pain here we go it's stuck oh i've died no one once i reach the vertical stage things don't go as well well see and this and this place where i actually cleared the vertical section but i didn't get to the bottom really have you really lost it is that just what's happening if i lost it you mean lost the fourth time that i played this space and yeah this is not the fourth time this is like time number six i'm talking about this episode this is the lore of the show everything before that does not count please don't don't this is the first time i've played my name is stan i'm actually a plumber aaron please oh no you're pacing it i mean oh jason oh goodness all right here comes the next here comes the next playthrough now this is going to be a real real fun one on this on this account because i've actually paid a lot of attention to how the level is like aaron i got to be honest with you i don't think this is helping what the carbuncle ate itself what does that mean [Laughter] i can't think of four words that had less to do with our situation [Laughter] oh terrible news guys the carbuncle ate itself [Laughter] my my mind my mind is just pudding yo hodge me check it out i'm already [Laughter] call me by surprise too [Laughter] [Music] what we stormed out of the restaurant immediately left to search for the bombs why is hajime in my house what is happening a female teacher with a young boy standing in her house it's just inappropriate you're a robot bunny yeah i'm not doubting my students or anything but my important thing was definitely stolen what's your important thing anyway my bomb this is what it's all about you've just been trying to make fun of me you can't write you try to get all these kids to kill each other just so they find out that i can't write [ __ ] you talking about you got danganronpa on the brain my friend excuse me mr prospector uh what is it cheryl lee [ __ ] i need to go i need to go to the store to get mommy some milk so she can make her famous berry berry pie erin what the [ __ ] are you talking about can i borrow your suv you thought this was olden days [Laughter] no such luck [ __ ] [Laughter] oh this is taking one million percent of my concentration right now all right for me though i could [ __ ] tell my life story here we go really at age six i was born without a face [Laughter] [Music] my dad there's like 20 absurdities in that sentence all right one day uh in little old kansas where we grew up together uh we dan was 12 i was 17. dan let me tell you a little something about young dan [Music] he was really into crime like murders all the time and he would get away with them he still has honestly he hasn't served any time for the the unsolved murders of of caitlyn uh francis and gene i would really appreciate it if you didn't uh suggest that i i've heard in kansas in 1942 when we were children he was he was eight and i was 77. yeah i mean he just [ __ ] himself we were we were we were hanging out at the dq with the dairy queen the dq that's what i call it no one calls it that dan [ __ ] himself 17 times in a row okay and it was it was it was consecutive like he but it was the 40s so these things didn't matter well actually it was no internet it was actually worse than it was actually the 2040s he cleaned off his butt after every [ __ ] and then he [ __ ] himself afterwards again and because he he was [ __ ] himself he was just like oh there's there's all this stuff that's coming out i might as well replace it with more ice cream and what happened was he was just [ __ ] out the ice [Music] good story all right so if i may recap when we were young children i was 77 and you were two when you were a young child of 77 growing up in kansas in the 40s and i was a murderer of two years old i [ __ ] myself 17 [Music] had a dairy brain that's that's the end that's [Laughter] aaron handed me his phone so i could look up something and i couldn't help but notice that oh i don't know reading four of these randomly off the list these are titled big dick i love [ __ ] [ __ ] make to pee-pees and fart chamber the rumor come out does bruno mars is gay i don't know does he bruno mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago even it has happened in 2012 but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay oh my god i can't believe this is real dude at that time he became the massive social networking rumor the public especially his fans are shocked he just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively this time is not about his music career but his bad rumor the rumor is out of standardize of hoax what according to the last reported the singer revealed himself as homosexual do you still believe or not this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans so i hope that i hope that cleared that up for you so i yeah he actually come out as gay i don't [ __ ] know you could glean anything from that really we're gonna like watch some movies we're gonna like chill out we're going to [ __ ] like listen to some cool music maybe touch each other's penises yeah we're going to have like a great time once like twice throw the frisbee around you know like yeah we'll pin the tail on the donkey touch penises he's going to pet my cats because he loves my cats maybe kiss a little we're gonna hang out i love the idea but we're gonna have a picnic we're gonna make sandwiches we're gonna lie in the sub we're gonna touch penises we're gonna play some frisbee gonna hang out gotta bro chill get a kiss a little [ __ ] [ __ ] go upstairs and like just chill just watch movies you know we're gonna like try on makeup like laugh at each other's jokes [ __ ] have a good time you know you're invited young man there's no need to feel sass i said young man stick your hand in my ass i said young man eat the poop it's a sickness you see we do not want it here in uganda in ymca okay we do not want it in the y ymca it's a sickness in the wild they stick the hand in the anus [Laughter] they use their dicks like big toys you can hang out with all the boys then this one sneers they poop all over the other person's face as if that is not enough he puts the hand deeper as africans we want to ask barack obama to explain to us is this what he wants to bring to africa as a human right to eat the poo-poo [Applause] i'm gonna pray i'm gonna pre-algebra i'm gonna pray dude i'm gonna [ __ ] pray [Laughter] holy [ __ ] how am i supposed to [ __ ] golf at a time like this god if i ever found out that [ __ ] like obama has seen an episode of game grumps and he was like that's funny stuff i'm gonna [ __ ] pray i like i like it when they say i'm gonna [ __ ] pray those guys [ __ ] kidding me danny and arnold i love those two guys that was a great shot dan wow thank you president obama much better than that other guy arnold i don't much care for him he always gets angry yeah your partner darren do some work there that is his character i guess people say they don't like it but they actually do get a [ __ ] pre-dude it really helps the dynamic that [ __ ] killed me oh feels good to be on vacation it feels good to pre get to catch up on game grumps episodes michelle and the kids are out there surfing in the in the sun but me i uh i gotta catch up on those uh kirby's dream course michelle get in here yeah michelle they're they're doing an impression on me god it's hilarious it sounds just like me they're doing that thing when they're talking about they're gonna pray it's like my favorite but it's like my favorite don't don't don't nice take out my umbrella good job with the umbrella dumbass you're an [ __ ] i'd comment but uh woof everyone would know it was me i'd love to like comment and subscribe but you guys are [ __ ] idiots uh i do have a troll account [Laughter] i can't trace my ip address the [ __ ] president yeah [ __ ] they'll never know obama rules 98 could possibly be made come out and enjoy the sun with us hold on i gotta get caught up i haven't even seen sonic boom it's been so long it's hilarious i didn't have time for this when i was president just learned of my karupa yesterday there he is what's up mike you potato headed friend do you play bass because i need a patient [Laughter] let me grab this gun that's why we call him mike because he says mike aruba holy [ __ ] man that's one of the [ __ ] greatest things i've ever heard that was a huge game i would give anything for that i know right oh dude geez uh aaron uh doesn't even give a [ __ ] i love that about him he's his own man you would have stood up to congress no i don't understand those why stop animating yeah oh my god you know he didn't even know how to pick up stuff in wind waker it's right on the screen just read you idiot but i love them danny you know there are two different kinds of blocking in mario and paper mario you uh [ __ ] kidding me he was the bet he idiot all your life what are you a dumb ass yeah i love him though you only get three ultra shrooms in the entire game [ __ ] is wrong with him i should not know that how does he not know that thing about this game he's never played reading that i'd walk through that sucks ass yeah i didn't know how to be president before i was president but i figured it out a little paper mario strategy couldn't hurt yeah get with it this guy's dumb as [ __ ] oh my god i can say that i was president for eight years this has been one of my favorite days of my life they sure do milk a joke dry don't they it's one thing i hate about those guys just because it makes them laugh it should make me laugh [ __ ] them [Laughter] i think we found a new dale gribble yeah you look really good thanks aaron is not good at video games i miss when aaron used to animate what happened to that sellout you're an idiot this is the problem with jews did ross tell you he finally responded to a hateful comment on youtube oh yeah yeah come at me scrub lord i'm ripped come at me scrub lord i'm ready there's a huge [ __ ] pig there yeah oh he's showing his little pig button yeah he shows a little curly cube tail go go get him go murder oh [ __ ] that [ __ ] i'll do it later all right next time stronger maybe i'll kill the pig probably not i'm not gonna kill the pig i can't believe he didn't kill the pig what a [ __ ] i miss kevin barack obama i didn't expect that i know ah huge kevin fan yeah i can still i can still follow his instagram yeah he's adorable those big eyes he's got lovable eyes yeah the ladies love him and i do not blame them if i were a lady i'd love him too hell yeah i'm a boy and i love him yeah i mean i love michelle i'll ride with her until i die but that kevin i love him good god love his little puerto rican ass is he puerto rican i think he's puerto rican i really love to be on guest grumps but they'll never say yes barack obama is the former president and today he's on [ __ ] gas groves holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] it's barack obama and this is jessica that would totally be it that's what it would be yup thank you to stormy butt cream [Laughter] was that the other girl that trump yeah yeah i never had sex with stormy butt cream so for today only i'll activate my special trump card hello i'm former president donald j trump you've used my card and i will be taking you with the ambulance my least favorite food is definitely crab i also don't like shrimp apples tomatoes and seasoned shroud eggs i don't like red foods at all red foods are red because they have cravings on them it's actually a conspiracy by the crab industry to try to make me overcome my disgust there's no way i fall for that i will never ever eat red foods bud light is my vaccine [Laughter] i also don't think i can mentally handle much more of this level why because the the sound of it is nightmarish i don't really care well there's that i honestly i didn't even consider that you might say that [Laughter] i mean it sounds like you're doing pretty well you're right we could probably go another 30 or 40 on this dude this is brutal oh no i know it's very rough it's very rough oh my god [Laughter] all right five more tries and then for for your own mental health it's always five it's always fine because five is at four [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] hey dj oh my puppets in the house say huh [Laughter] [Laughter] you did the thing that you shouldn't do okay well i'm sorry day um sorry really larry friesman forgive me five give me [Laughter] no don't take a selfie right now i gotta there's no time i gotta make it come on i gotta make sure i get this one this is going to be great you are such an ass this is going to be great on the mantel you're losing [ __ ] precious life but you can't get back it's ganondorf when am i ever going to see ganondorf again what are you a japanese tourist dude [ __ ] all right here we go here we go uh [Laughter] i got it i got the pick of a lifetime oh my god are you going to let me wipe um don't don't squeeze my phone here's my phone hold on i have a capture taken yeah yeah thank you mr saijo you know someone who lives around the area huh yes mr sanjo the flower arrangement artist i go into his house every night as a cat and he wipes me [Laughter] you're listening to 104.3 the river the smooth flow of the river wrivr here's another one from mr saigon he doesn't exist [Laughter] did i tell you my phone thinks i'm saying the word catchy when i do voice to text even when nothing happens what yeah either catch catchy catcher or eye-catch it's just like it thinks empty silence is the word catch hold on that's a ghost dude it's not a ghost it's a straight-up ghost [Music] it's because you dang it now because now everyone's watching you don't believe in the ghost so now he's like well i'm not gonna catch you anymore [Music] well you just [ __ ] said catchy so that one doesn't count put a sock in it for a second oh come the frick on dang it sorry okay that's okay do you want me to just say catchy silently on your phone everyone thinks no that's impressive we'll come back to it later it happens five times a day i'm telling you when does it happen in your house no all over the place in your house all over the place in your house sounds like you have a house ghost that says catchy all the time what purpose could that possibly serve hey aaron you did a pretty good job i'm impressed with your skills do you think you're my friend catchy no parent that doesn't count did it take did it get it of course it said catchy so annoying is catchy even a word yeah that's a catchy song oh maybe the ghost likes my music that would be cool i would love that this is like a ghost that's this been trying to tell you about your music taste your entire life like catchy catchy catchy isn't it weird that like at least once a day your hand is just like touching your [ __ ] like and i got i got a message from my new zealand friend hope your journey home was as good as it possibly could be missing you heaps already and i responded with i know i love you too i've thought about you like a hundred times since i've been here isn't it weird i didn't want to hit send while i was laughing hey aaron what can i share something with you from earlier today what is it then well i sent you a text early in the morning yeah because i have to go out of town for one weekend yeah this month and so i was like i won't give specific dates but i was like do you have any preference whether i go uh this weekend or the next weekend your response at 9 30 in the morning [ __ ] jesse eisenberg jesus christ [ __ ] dude [ __ ] facebook movie [ __ ] jesus can you [ __ ] believe this [ __ ] no no no punctuation random capitalization so i respond i have no idea what we're talking about right now yeah 45 minutes pass i got a text from you goddamn creative facebook and [ __ ] lawyers and [ __ ] right [ __ ] winkle boss twins goddamn row in the boat [ __ ] yo [ __ ] i can't even [ __ ] believe this [ __ ] have you seen this [ __ ] [ __ ] i just watched this [ __ ] [ __ ] jesse eisenberg man [Laughter] i respond to aaron you're scaring me an hour passes you respond [ __ ] spider-man spider-man you put in the time [ __ ] put in the time [ __ ] build [ __ ] with his bare hands [ __ ] best friend [ __ ] jesse eisenberg i'm very tired i'm just like no problem man i'll i'll do most of the talking at the grump session today immediate like response i'm talking like five seconds later no man i'll just talk about the facebook movie all day [ __ ] man you have to be so interested in the [ __ ] i have to say about the facebook movie [ __ ] dude i just watched a year and a half ago [ __ ] jesse eisenberg man he [ __ ] over spider-man crazy winkleballs twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack [ __ ] this guy who invented facebook i don't like dying i can't think of who the [ __ ] invented facebook all i could think is the guy who played the guy who invented facebook who the [ __ ] invented facebook and then in all capital letters two hours later mark zuckerberg tina turner [Laughter] there we go ah no all right go ahead let's do another one oh okay um one two three [Laughter] [ __ ] what in the word am i saying she [Laughter] takes off like a rocket ship [Laughter] i'm a [ __ ] rocket ship i got a shield in front of me oh [Music] that was really nice thanks really i don't know what the song was about but like it was a little esoteric for me it didn't really make much sense yeah i mean i like abstract art as much as the next guy but geez man [ __ ] find a point maybe a theme or something motifs i don't know what this song's about i'm a [ __ ] rocket ship damn it where is my inspiration flying through the sky at the speed of light here i am a rocket ship could you with your head and your hands surrounded by 30 pieces of crumpled up paper with like [ __ ] like what is it about meaning deciphering something i can't find my inspiration in life son of a [ __ ] what am i aiming for aiming for the target of space i wanna see the stars it's my favorite thing in the world [Laughter] god but who truly am i i'm kirby i'm rocking your farm i don't know where i'm going in life i'm going to space up to the stars shits here we go p-block p-black here we freaking go down on the road here we go clicking on p's p p p there's p you got a p you got p you're gonna pee six oh oh do you want me to do it hold on i'll do it peter prefers personal pan pizzas partly new sentence okay five seconds i don't have that many p words dude pterodactyls it's not a p word it is the p is silent okay what was that my dick's falling off oh no that one doesn't count that one doesn't count [ __ ] absolutely don't you [ __ ] dare do that [ __ ] to me i'll [ __ ] kill you okay i'll stab you in the [ __ ] heart [Laughter] all right let's say four left am i right spider kiss spider puns [Laughter] spider birds spider pores splitter kills like weirds them out more than it attacks them like spider punch spider kick spider kiss spider punch what was that last one spider punch just put her kick no before that spirit nobody turns on the elevators oh you mean so much but a crawl here who wants a knob he comes over the phone like stop kissing everyone stop kicking everyone but it's one of my main moves stop kicking kids all right yuri said i can't i can't hear you [Laughter] no no don't kiss oh but if i don't punch i'm not gonna be able to attack him oh man all i'm gonna have to do is have to exponentially kiss buttercups watch out this little web goo in there kiss kiss kiss zip the points butter kids oh my god where are all the men at the more men getting punched i'm gonna kiss this town to one safety gentle nibbly kiss at a time the ghostbuster kiss [Laughter] my focus bar is full i can focus on more kisses spiders spider oh spider hurt spiders spiders [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] yuri's like could you spend five percent less time kissing everyone you know spiders got a kiss [Laughter] it's the only joy i get out of this job i stop kissing i stop saving spider kids yeah i forgot my password luckily you guys remembered your lips [Laughter] commence the kissing i forgot my password but i didn't forget my kiss word which is any word that you say what my name is peter one kiss coming up spiders wow i learned a new ability quick get to the kissing zone quick get to my lips so should we kiss now oh my god huh kiss someone i love what huh kiss [Laughter] the crowd is closer than i thought i looked down on my foot and there was a two cat feet i have 18 feet oh my god when i pull up the right hand there's right cat foot up [Laughter] i just turned you to cat as you wish but you can only be at is it wrong to call trash trash trash like you should not dana speaking one as grand as me look upon my hamsters and despairs look this one's a hecking chunker this is probably some lame attempt to make us feel better or something make me repeat myself don't make me repeat myself if you [ __ ] in a bowl of rice krispies do they go snap crackle poop did you just did she just come up with that yeah man hashtag just biakea things probably the hospital for sure there's other sick people there that i could marry [Music] she just breaks into song five golden things four cornish hens three french dogs two we're making gingerbread juices we're making gingerbread homes ring team tingle dog bing bing shningle it's snowing come on it's lovely weather for what's that smell like i don't know ring ting ting ting ting ting bo something something to slay right together with you giddy up giddy up giddy up let's go i dropped it on the floor oh my god it's red what has science done don't use my blood snow dan uh i'm gonna use that for the massacre scene uh uh ring ting ting ting ting tingle [ __ ] ding ding ding ding doo hi erin and hi not aaron hello um that's me the deer are on top yeah did you notice they're doing butt stuff okay well just mine has a star on top which just seems obvious to me so i don't have to point it out yours looks more christmassy it's got the red and green and gold that is right and white but what's more in the spirit of christmas than eating ass [Music] do you think you could stuff tits into your [ __ ] what i don't know this is like one of those moments where like i immediately have to think about a lot of things not just what you said but also questioning friendships and life choices i've made what's wrong with our friendship nothing's wrong with our friends i asked you a simple question yeah i i would hope that you would respect it and answer in kind yeah all right no i don't think you could fit tits inside all right but what if they were really small what did the song say i don't want an [ __ ] i don't want an [ __ ] i think that's what you said i don't want an [Laughter] i want to [ __ ] up my vagina what what i want to be like a birdie the judges are like why did they pick this song one hope for everything i got a clue [Laughter] that's what i'm talking about keep your game tight kid you're almost there and by your game i mean you're cloaking your cloaca is starving for attention i'll fly over a statue [ __ ] all over the statue [ __ ] i'm attaching i don't care who it is [ __ ] i'm a statue every president [Laughter] of our country [Laughter] [ __ ] with my co-anchor oh my god [Laughter] wow across the potomac [Laughter] i did it i got it no political affiliation [ __ ] on everyone don't care if you're a republican a democrat i'll shut on you i'll shoot the libertarians and even the great party the green party got a lot of [ __ ] to give independence you're not off the hook just look at the chinese [ __ ] i took oh my god i've been eating a lot of corn corn chicks you couldn't even get it out that's why i don't even know which way to look up or down or left or right nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing this is nothing nothing don't believe me look at my resume 30 years experience jack it off don't care okay no no last one jimmy's got back what damn don't [ __ ] question my [ __ ] oh oh oh oh oh oh it's starting to hurt like it hurts when i eat taco bell too much late at night and i wake up in the middle of the night and have to bomb stop playing you know that feeling you know it you wake up you gotta barf you can feel it you got the hot sweats i can't take much longer how much more is that one more one more no it was not zero it was absolutely zero james church chose this theme for his product because the symbol of the god vulcan represents power wow really what church is chicken never mind hit me with virginia it's my favorite state slavery was introduced into what would become the u.s in this virginia settlement in 1619. it's my favorite thing now not then oh my god well it's obviously [ __ ] pineapple so i'm gonna go with n really yeah we have one one at least i got a million dollars what about it makes it look look like pineapple the first one wouldn't the peas and pineapple also have come up [Laughter] yeah all right it's just joking [Laughter] [Laughter] pretzels pretzels pretzels i know it you do no no no i'm a [ __ ] you can certainly yes okay yes okay pretzels appear on [Laughter] pretzels oh boy uh pretzels snapper stop or popper pretzel pop pretzels just spin the wheel aaron damn it pretzel spopper pretzels from on monster monster monsters [Laughter] coaster monster pepper pepper no frapples no pretzels pepper on apple pepper prince i don't know what this is you do no i don't yeah well you i mean you do in life pretzel pop pop no yay i had a million dollars oh i mean that that's not a real million dollars though in the game what do you mean it's just like a prize you win but since it's million dollars i'm just saying it's not real pretzels [Laughter] oh boy how did you know dipton i don't i never dip my pretzels in mustard no it's [ __ ] weird it's eating the damn pretzels it's delicious it's got salt on it okay okay [ __ ] sake pretzels stopped i was convicted for the murder of my own brother wow harvey no alex wait what alex is my son yeah no but my brother's also named alex yeah sorry and harvey's also named alex it's alex you [ __ ] me over that's for sure alex no harvey harvey alex no that's something that game guard's made of it's not even in the story is that your son my son is a helicopter i should have said i feel like alex we're down here it's just that i didn't trust you at first that's not my son wait a minute how could you tell it's the cops i forgot my son's not a helicopter they disguised themselves as my son so nefarious like pull a curtain off the helicopter surprise dude nice farm awesome we could start a new life leo no what about my son the helicopter he can come too [Laughter] alex i hope to have my own baby helicopter of my own the birthing process was hell on my wife i tell you that much it's a [ __ ] huge oh my god [Laughter] i'll do my best i said to myself in my head yeah parentheses [Laughter] she just quietly panics like the phone rings and she just looks around like sweating like help over the weekends and holidays there's a lot of family with little kids visiting buttering [Laughter] that's what i do that's what you call eating bread in the park take this take this take this take it take this take this [Laughter] all right that's good enough for today ted we've got everything we need take this take this take this take this is a vocal doing that for half an hour they're like we're we're almost out of time we have to we didn't book enough time for take this tag take this take this [Laughter] just keeps going man take this i can't [ __ ] take this take this take this take let's just this just stop it it's like get a hold of yourself sir this is a wendy's [Laughter] this is i can't [ __ ] believe it next time my game grows don't give me that sass oh microphone oh my phone i'm tom jones leader of the tom jones cult my name is tom jones give me you're at 30 apples 25 apples 30 apples okay all right you drive a hard bargain little missy you can't eat all those apples you gotta spread them out over the day give them to your friends you know chill out maybe have a good time drinking that summer drinking saxophone [Laughter] who's freddie prince jr barry you mentioned him and i know the name but i don't know who he is he was like a heartthrob guy in the early 2000s why don't you lie down for a little while but cat i'm i'm a little worried about you

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Published: Sat Jul 16 2022