Funny Vines November 2021 (Part 1) TBT Clean Vine

listen up you vile human how dare you define me i want pancakes you got my back buddy are you taking a selfie no uh surveillance have a good day man 1986 swag was created it was created by a group of pirates jerry really nick hey what's up girl girl you look fierce today and we love you if you get a girlfriend you won't have time for me man what do you mean okay so who knows the answer to number six hello caleb what's the answer speak english yes u.s citizens yes your names yes let me do all the talking i have my money by friday we got you y'all got to nine o'clock what dad i'm hungry nice to meet you hungry i'm dead i hate you calm down guys what we have a cart this is so much easier yeah thanks david he's so smart i can't control my volume i'll take a big uh mac i'll take a large iced coffee sorry you know what fine fine i eat pears i fell down the stairs i hate when nobody shares nipple hairs [Music] i got bit by a spider and gave me superpowers you look like you're dying if i was dying could i do this so no okay um when are we ever going to need this in real life is there a problem officer yeah this problem solve it now don't do one ugly bruh i'm telling you bro oh mom why haven't you cooked dinner i i was eating because of that job but i give it a job nah give me your money man i have about two dollars in here oh no that's not necessary thank you my new cars pretty sweet blake will you please stop telling people this is your car grandma oh i hate him i'm breaking up with him i'm never gonna speak to him again it's him hey babe welcome to the adoption agency yeah i'd like to put my grades up for adoption sir are you kidding well i can't raise them somebody's got to say hey go clean your room no you go clean your room a little fat golfer okay that hurt spongebob spongebob i know you're in there you need to come out right now or else i'm gonna come inside there and i'm gonna find you okay hey who unplugged my phone you're 80 i need a charge of my phone rest in peace an elephant a rhino had a baby what did they make helen keller elephanto put the money in the bag i don't like your tone but no more robbing for a week a week that's it you're getting spanking give me your phone you're grounded please just give me a spanking i'm never wrong i thought i was wrong one time but i was wrong dress code what do you guys want to eat i want taco bell i want you to meet someone who my dad well hey how's it going hey mister justin batch what time is it i don't know my phone died you got on the watch hey yo give me all the money right now we got money in here where the money at mom we got money hey let me see that all right that's my hand i'm curious like what do you actually do for a living i make videos man oh you really want like what yo what is he doing he's sleepwalking he's taking my laptop he's leaving the house idiots wow what a pretty flower i have a boyfriend sorry yeah you should be sorry oh yo that's my chapstick dude it's like we kissed but you have to love taylor swift well i don't have to do anything except pay taxes and die be hiding there they'll never find you okay bro you can't tell anybody your secret's safe with me my best friend pooped his pants don't poop your pants next time oh my god mom this sweater is 50 bucks can i get it please i only have 40. no one understands me do you want to dance with me he said he'd dance with me if you take your pants off christian you better clean up this mess right now what mess what mess you don't see that right there brandon can i ask you something yeah man anything thank you so uh dude what are you i'm gonna wake up the baby dinosaur hi baby she's so cute hey nick can i have a piece of paper yeah here i get another one yeah sure yeah i need one more take the whole thing yeah so anyway i was talking to this girl and yeah so anyway i was talking it's getting a little late honey you might want to go to sleep now but mommy i don't want why are you following me yo where you at i'm with the girls take a picture so i know it's wrong logan there's a spider on your shoulder stay still i am just going on your face get it on your face i got it so i've been thinking and i decided we should get married okay but i have to propose what if i propose i would say no and i will kill you so um [Music] not to be racist or anything but i love goat cheese that's not even racist well i said i wasn't being racist [Laughter] can you tell me a bedtime story of course son peter pick peppa pi pipe it up [Music] i am my car take out the trash please yeah where's my shoes yo but i was wrong why your breath smell like that so you want to take this to the next level i'll show you mine if you show me yours this is barry styles these are my pokemon cards give me all your money oh my god i think story time the ladies congregate here every day to scope out the hot dudes yeah we do you guys know that song that's like does that ring a bell time to test out my new tripod got the flash on right where's the flash there's a button right in the front and it's right there oh i found it hey turn up and turn up everybody say happy birthday to my beautiful brother how old are you brother does anyone know the answer uh max [Applause] is very busy all right little homie oh what are you doing so guys if jay bought 300 watermelons how many would he have yeah that's me yeah i won go to your room but dad why not your dad has powers yeah he's been invisible my whole life see that's horrible billy what the street magic [Laughter] you can't go no i'm sorry you can't go oh babe i love you so much no you hang up no you hang up i'm a dolphin that is so gross well stop stop you're pretty cute wow really well thanks what's your name uh i have a boyfriend coming up you better go call him cute i like your style is he talking to you thank you talking to you where'd you get it from is you talking to honor you need to get some fitness fitness the only fitness here is me fitting this pizza in my mouth hey you get out of here before you get hurt hey turn around when i [ __ ] up i couldn't even see him kids are my life you're so sweet anywho that's what i'm saying you're not gonna watch the garage clothes why would i so bad people don't get in dude oh we're already here is anybody home poor very little i care i got that promotion are you okay yeah i'm good i'm just happy for you [Music] wait hold on okay yes wait what can i use your phone you get naked yeah what's up hey man can i copy your homework oh can i copy yourself no you can't copy my homework my friends are up here hey oh my friends are up there and now we're friends no i'm about to rap can you beatbox yeah i got you i'm brendan i'm matt and we are two very supportive guys i can't lift this i believe in you okay i can't go hey what you doing in there nothing [Music] oh my god i love your shoes they're so cute deborah look there's baby clothes those are the cutest you're finally gonna meet them i'm excited surprise [ __ ] i'm gonna be late i'm almost ready just let me put on my heels okay let's head out of the bathroom oh i'll go with you man yeah i hope this meal is free right see that boo i'm gonna audition for x factor really you just dropped a dollar dang i need my money i was just playing you a story i get mine no i didn't know you did your mind just roll through and bring the chick from my homeboy is he cute yeah tell him cute telegram lotion too oh i'm here hanging out with my bff and i'm so sad she has to leave see you besties bye that is the biggest [ __ ] i've ever seen it's just marvellous i want to touch it no john no john don't knock knock who's there interrupting dog interruption [Applause] oh hey phillip oh hey what's up my god we just locked eyes okay marry me what the i'm driving shotgun oh but you had it on the way here whoa whoa no i found a shotgun and i want the front seat when we go in this restaurant you are 12. mom i am 18. and would you like a kids menu yes i do all right does anyone want to read oh oh i want to read uh what about you meech i'm on the toilet i'm not even in your class all right four two seven eight what are you doing nothing got him yo what up son dad dad i'm not your dad dude mommy said you ran away can i get a chip yeah my man you said uh so still got my chip no you don't man nothing we're trying is working we already got like 16 wings on it what if we put less wings on it babe will you oh wait okay i'm recording now go really what was that i don't know go check no you checked you're a vegan huh yeah why are you saying huh you can't really be vegan what you ate spiders in your sleep everyone ate spicy no that's cool but who's gonna collect this homework show some sympathy no that's the first assignment i ever did someone's grading i will it you all right guys say cheese cheese [Music] take the picture yo i'm going to the store you want to come what i'm going to the store what going to the store what are you deaf i just hired you the first time man my mom never feed me she never feed me she beats me at home everything know why i pulled you over yes okay okay do you know how fast you're going well my snapchat selfie says 65. oh my god add me officer daniel's all one word [Music] hey man are you okay dude yeah you look upset no dude i'm just looking guys i'm perfectly fine you passing my phone real quick what's the [ __ ] good boy do you love me of course more than anything nope that's too bad we could have been great together wait no i don't know oh you see nice filters yes is it fake or real i think it's real it's not it is fake no no no no no stop it hey they're running in the holes okay i love you buddy hey buddy i'm good to check out what's wrong my guinea pig died i'm sorry let me buy you a drink thanks man okay say cheese say cheese all right the plates should be in the lower drawer honey i am freaking out please get casserole right now sir what's wrong i broke my leg can you help me oh sorry i don't talk to broken we're gonna miss you you're back in no time yeah you will i got his passport i slipped him a tranquilizer good lord how much bacon does a family need if i ever meet jennifer lawrence i'm not going to go i'm going to go can i brush my teeth sure why are you smiling did you get text from a guy yes you did yes you did you good girl secret i still be in the band thank you hey so how you doing i think i'm gonna lose my job but my birthday's tomorrow but this one dude in traffic made me so mad oh that's crazy boom why you slapped me so hard chug chug chug chug turn up baby turn up fridays oh can i get some of that um hey man what's up with the he's going to stand in front of the tv get a spoon bro i'm stuck this summer walmart shenanigans hail from narnia come with me are you collecting the homework from yesterday oh no you could just keep it i stayed up till 5 am doing it you gonna collect i'm sorry give it to me straight doc you're allergic to bacon so you're uh you're asian right yeah so what kind of knees are you knees and knees like chinese japanese vietnamese cutting your knees story time how does it feel for the narrator to become the narrated very awkward have you eaten the food um no what are you thinking are you kidding me i only have a certain amount of those and i have to use them smartly and wisely guys i just got paid let's spend it all tonight yeah one more why do you save those dude you never know girls with ugly cries you dumped me oh don't cry seriously hey man you got to take your shoes off before you come in here what oh yeah it's hot that's hot hey baby what you doing today you trying to go out oh you're just gonna read my text tonight i'm having a really good time on the stage so tell me more about yourself i'm a cat person i left my oven on at my house which is where i have to go why do people always ask do you have a bathroom no we're gonna sing what a stupid question of course we got a bathroom oh my god oh my god there's dip ahead oh hey buddy that's fake santa that guy's name's daryl and he's getting paid eight dollars an hour what those are really pretty flowers for 35 dollars not today [Laughter] you need this it's really good teach me how to be ratchet you're not ready you're in my way no no you is in my way you eased in my way hey i've been calling you why haven't you answered oh my phone died oh he's stealing oh [ __ ] what's up i was just playing bro you're too tall hey we should get salads for lunch i'm a carnivore okay i'm not a plant killer like you oh what page do we turn to page 179. tell the class how you've applied math to your life i use the formula y equals mx plus b to calculate the downhill slope of where my life is headed [Music]

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Length: 22min 44sec (1364 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 12 2021