Funny Vines January 2020 (Part 2) TBT Clean Vine

hey guys anything helps we don't have any cash that's okay I'll take card [Music] isn't this swell son Instagram this yeah [Applause] can't ask her out she's the tough girl shout out to my sisters - waiter - [ __ ] nevermind because the hair is a mess bought me a car hey Camille you passed your driving test I'm doing failure just like everything else in your life you know have you been drinking no sir say the ABCs backwards the ABCs backwards [Music] oh so you going to school you work yeah yeah all right I'll see you in another five years he's teaching in tenebris so sweet well what water that's a hard one you're doing not made of money always that specific a shared you for nine months you can carry out the trash you never want to be back home by curfew mom wait this hurts me more than it hurts you okay I love you so much Oh [Music] when you become a man whoa shooting star imma calm it now the style sorry it's fine it happens all the time [Applause] milk milk milk yo Chris yo not much you she got the money man thank you eat it I don't you don't you're a cop you gotta eat doughnuts now Oh mal you must be stuffed really this song is called mom I got my girlfriend pregnant now we're moving to Mexico and starting a family the surprise so eastern United States have what they're calling a snowpocalypse they're a which is you know pretty crazy cuz in Canada we just call that Tuesday Ted the house on fire stuff football games on but Dad okay is there a problem no I want a problem yeah that's what I thought speak up I couldn't hear you [ __ ] like he is prancing I'm crying oh my god oh my god well hello and this line is for emergencies only emergency is that I'm single you know swimmin Belgian oh here I come Oh excuse me do you know how to get to the highway from here okay where is it okay you have no idea what I'm saying do you okay [Applause] hey son I'm home it took 25 years though yeah I heard you was rich now so I came back home to get my cut what was that rise and shine just one bite okay Johnny one buddy Ami's happy oh yeah well I appreciate what does this say no no oh damn he is falling hey sup girl no I'm sorry I'm late traffic was what are you doing quick question uh what's your return policy on best friends okay tell me what you mean you can't fly this daddy how did you meet mommy it all started with the fall back and sliding to the DMS and I didn't curve him mates know what you slow you back who is that is he cool mark he's cool who's your favorite superhero Matilda he's cool I am mr. Burton I would like to start by saying I'm not playing your games everyone sit down if Tina I heard about you tribes when your parents yell at you for literally nothing don't eat that what dad I'm an adult [Music] roses are red and violets are blue yeah I'm not gonna mortar your entire family Quidditch today you're gonna be writing an essay but I'm gonna let you listen to your music I didn't mean to hit you barmy it was a miscommunication hey hey can you hang out let me ask say no I'm sorry Corey's grounded who'd you talk to bail bond nobody [Music] [Music] [Music] better feed babies for you do you have any other skills that would help the company we need you here congratulations you guys you delivered a healthy baby go to hold oh yeah of course eat listen when I call you you pick up if you don't have service you pick up if your phone died you pick up I'm tired of school stupid boy when I was in school schools tired of me yoky hem of the apple juice probably the apple juice of outlets don't have nipples I found me too [Music] do you know that Jesus loves you okay soon why would you love me cussing oh no money he comes with me just calm down hey just think about what I can I get that $10 you owe me really Christian I carried you for nine months I pushed you out of my vagina dude no one likes Janna who's so annoying yeah how'd you say I heard that ah ha ha Jesus Christ Wow we just had an energy drink I'm wired what'd you win Wyatt three shots of espresso please never coming down ah don't talk to me before my morning coffee I don't know you this is a public bus I said don't you talk to me don't write on that what I made that did anybody see that oh my god you just have to swim across the pool with the shark in it at the thought I just had to answer a question oh and it's the Daily Double so two sharks the only way that someone would kiss me is if they're drowning and I've to do CPR [Laughter] okay okay mommy sent four large pizzas okay can I have your number for that order where are you Thank You Ted Cruz okay day there are many reasons to be concerned about our nation's direct drop the funky money your passive-aggressive looks like I just hit your mom with Tabasco neck.you rum guzzling pirate I'm Ryan what's your name it's your body for McDonald's why cuz you're loving it now cuz it's fat and greasy see this man he's a Magic Man he's gonna touch this hot fire oh man he's a Magic Man how you feeling nobody text you all day have any friends hi my name is Paul I am new to the single scene I'm looking for a discreet relationship that what are you doing why do you hate me never said that why would you think that cuz we never hang out see you hate me my face good morning morning what a beautiful bird you can't escape us we have to be well I had a really great time hey Dad a mono since I'm old since I'm older now what I know how babies hibernating for like 12 years now I can spin any shape sign triangles arrows parallelograms trapezoids if it's a sign I can spin it we're gonna do so many bases break or tomorrow [Music] how big a station together oh you don't leave me welcome to dating advice with Gabi Justin what's your question how do you tell if a girl likes now we'll turn here the dolphin house I would let a poop in there yes I'll have mashed potatoes and a salad I'll have mixed vegetables oh that is so pretty that's pretty yeah listen closely addy knit dart you're right well good luck then here take this let me get this one thing clear and I'm gonna get it clear now do you understand me mom your breath stink 0:06 yeah what you're looking for Ikeys did you check your mouth what check it thanks mom oh my god we're in a ghost coz your dress scares the crap out of me burn I'm you from the future oh my god I know you're so ugly what thanks for coming over to play this is my older brother Kamsa of Google boobs he's the coolest guy in the world I know [Music] jack you can fit on this door rose you're too large how fun floatin okay you was a side chick anyways hey you want to go home eaten let's go Joey he sits in the pink [Applause] [Music] the bill does not dismiss you funny theory because that's called the dismissal bill Satan you're Satan just to make you smoothie you forgot to make it super swaggy monocle to that concert what concert first of all I'm gonna need you to stop yelling how normal sisters have a good time I so wish I had your hair how we have a good time moms be like you were an accident what hey Danny what are you doing just killing some time Disney pranks with friends do you trust me do you trust me wrong choice that's a good one what the what the oh he does this better but he likes do you guys have chicken or pork no we have beef oh we have beef huh you can fight hold my breadsticks I'm Marcus I'm Michael Marcus over there pace yourself buddy but play your song girl I like to call oh my god there's a spider that's so romantic oh my god go did you just think gold what was their cute couple or something like relationship gold like this a may like a stove happen she left me burn okay today is finders day and attendance does not count towards your grade he's on the card Rob put the money in the bag he's not fighting I'll give you a treat oh my god she's so cute yeah like you like me what are you calling me a dog what are you doing somebody might demon spirit whatever honestly don't even let anybody tell you that you messed up in the brain because we're all messed up in the brain honey what's your emergency lemon line my grandma fell not gonna see for a few days let's go who's driving I'm right hey mom you're my mom like I'm adopted yes I'm I'm not happy I don't like anything today I'm not feeling oh yeah this is such nice weather yeah what do you miss Mexico looks like poop man feels like poop man fish like poop ma'am glad I didn't step in it seriously Kevin sandwich only reason Batman's of super-heroes okay he has a lot of money I know in real life he's super weak even his name sucks okay well hey hey you wanna buy an omelette for $5.00 okay what do we want I don't know don't say anything yet y'all got pizza Pete mutt money my teacher I wasn't here what was the home we're gonna end World Peace did you not do it I know the printer nice dude dude no no I request papi my speaks French let me get that number get out this is my card you get out you failed wait a minute any of it [Music] yes it would should I follow you or what Steve we need a name the deadline is today oh yeah you know that feeling when you finish all your homework cuz I don't so you go do this to me just drinking Pepsi yeah you go be drinking is it whooping little dick I didn't hit you with my car your car happened to get in my way and I was like hey don't stop here I gotta go alright you don't you don't have to be so humble no but seriously like I'm not that good at it all right well you're the only one who knows CPR and he's dying so I got a question why is there 7 billion people in this world like 6 hours straight hours game I don't go means up but feeling all right guys get ready to smile 3 2 Christian mom mom mom could give me the cookies no no no no yes no honey can you be quiet I'm just trying to do something Brandon are you seeing this dude stop talking throw that my way how have we done this before hey I need my red shoes tonight I'm sick I'll give them to you next week you're killing it you know why boy I'm sick ma'am we found her son dead with a sandwich next to him I know we're doing all we can't believe you didn't give me money right now okay really oh I've kidney damage it's because of that phone if you get off that phone drink some water cool cool you have to work at Air apostle for a month no please you'll be wearing a graphic tee and a puka shell necklace I just want to go to jail are you Hector oh hey ready to go out yeah bro theory means excuse me did you have a question then no talking when I'm talking that's the homework this way I didn't forget if you can hear me clap once you'll set up the song [Music] do any worse I don't have any mail for you today and I left them in the attic don't come back until you do are you said one of Starbucks don't ever let anyone else ruin your life cuz it's your life so you should ruin it [Music]

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Length: 27min 44sec (1664 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 21 2020