FUNNY TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

it is 1 a.m. and I'm drinking coffee chocolate milk no really you haven't had coffee until you had cold brew and chocolate milk it's pretty good so it is almost New Year's come below your New Year's resolution a lot of people are gonna do some crazy stuff like me let's look at half of a sphere same thing I do every night if you want to do some crazy stuff during New Year's you're trying to get lit I want you to be safe and be responsible please don't do any of this stuff dude you're so drunk last night why what did I do you took some matches let some rays of woman's hair and started singing I can't say don't do that I wonder would you go to jail for that you said some girls hair on fire like you just took a lighter like she got some greasy hair that fire gotta spread her whole head is gonna be burned off no man that's not good that's not good if you're doing this stupid [ __ ] you need parental supervision you need a friend to come with you and watch you and make sure you don't do anything stupid dude what happened last night I think I broke my arm and my car is wrecked you are so drunk last night would I do you climbed on top of your garage and started yelling jumped off and landed on your car and you didn't take me to the hospital I was too busy laughing at your dumb ass yeah I would too I mean he's obviously fine he's Batman just thanks for taking care of me last night you were crazy never seen you like that I had to take your shirt off for you because you threw up on yourself then you made me read you a bedtime story and then I do you in you better love me oh whoa let's delete this message why just reread chopped I meant chop do winch I never know hey Dave don't talk to me why what did I do last night you were so drunk you got my iPad and put it in a blender really yeah you said you're making apple juice but um actually I am NOT a culinary expert but I'm pretty sure you make the wrong apple juice that's more of like a Apple smoothie last night I was so drunk I replied to my own text did you get home safe yes I'm home now dude you have to stop drinking you were so drunk last night at my party no I wasn't what do you mean you threw my hamster out the window saying Pikachu I choose you wait so did the hamster die unless the hamster was running like a whole suit of armor or he was in his like runnin bubble or if he was in like his running bubble he would have died he would have been roadkill maybe he ran away and then he became roadkill I don't know man has anybody done a YouTube video about this window is the guy Freddie's gonna die don't do it don't do it no way no way no way these kids aren't old enough to drink is this the video stopped before they did anything I like nothing playing this stupid-ass song in the background who makes the video like I mean they didn't even say Pikachu I choose you it's just here's a hamster wait do they have like yellow hamsters okay I mean Colts enough what happened last night you were drunk no I wasn't you were cutting open all my pineapples yelling spongebob I know you're in there you know you're a drunk when you were like no I wasn't if other people are telling you you were so drunk last night you were probably so drunk last night cut an open all my pineapples the [ __ ] where you got so much pineapples for wait what if you could open a pineapple in there spongebob in it technically it's possible he's got to be in one of the pineapples and he came over to your house like how was the zoo got so many pineapples for all spongebob got to be in one of them I want to know if he found him or not dude I got a DUI I was arrested last night I know buddy how was there what happened you kept insisting you weren't drunk then you asked the cop if you could use the same car computer to update your Facebook no way you're getting out of the DUI okay so you're going to jail very bad I'm going to jail wait Oh bro dude that's so cool hey hey you got you got a computer in there nah get in the back of the car you're going to jail any man could can i just log into facebook real quick like I gotta update my status like I'm getting arrested this is a big deal I'm gonna get like five likes on this good luck getting out of a DUI not gonna happen guys if you're watching this please don't drink and drive some dude was drinking and driving he hit my car he went to jail and he had to pay a lot of money it's like taking over for 20 bucks or get a DUI and you're gonna be paying more than 10 grand like you got court fees you got lawyer fees you got a jail time you got damages it's not worth it or you don't got money for it uber just keep drinking water until you sober up it's not hard dude you were so drunk last night no I wasn't yes you were a guy robbed your house it took your TV so you ran after him and said you forgot the remote before my god so I wait my TV is missing how could you be that drunk yeah man suppose stealing my [ __ ] oh wait you forgot the remote come back here I'm just trying to help you out can't imagine me in that drunk like you don't even know your own house you don't even know your own TV you don't know your own remote I'm drunk send me another and I won't show anybody this scumbag right here I mean first of all she'd probably set it on purpose like oops I'm drunk believe it on the water so when I was myself in bed last night I was thinking how thankful I am for you what talking ducking oh my hell my phone is gross iPhone correct fail I'm so sorry oh that awkward moment this is a dude that you friends owns and then you said that this message get his hopes up are you gonna be like tucky tucky who I meant tucky definitely wasn't keep myself in bed last night kill me now this is just so terrible no matter who you send it to dude you were so drunk last night what was not you picked up my little sister and sugar saying Dora how did you get out of the TV what's so bad about that she's Mexican right we're Irish but after that you duct-tape her to our flat screen and said that's better I mean that least you didn't go to jail what are you drink where are you how are you drunk I drank the goose water and tasted like fire oMG that was vodka I can't stop going to the bathroom did you throw up yes the things look like fire too I'm Maya's dragon no just stay put there's a great bragging Mortal you're not a dragon Bernsen nadir stop throwing up weight dog these texts are from your dog or are you tasting your dog I'm so confused dude you're so drunk last night no it wasn't you tried to paint my dog blue and shout it do you see a clue while pointing to a blue stain on the carpet actually I was sober I remember that vividly I need new friends just throw up on a dog broke microwave with cheese and spoon having a bath with my Barbies singing final countdown before you asked yes I found the Absinthe under your bed did you and Aaron eat me out eat you out rat rat hey sorry I fell asleep in you last night um you fell asleep on me not in me oh my god there's a difference dude how drunk was I last night well at one point I convinced you to try and bite your own nose then what happened you were rolling on the floor for an hour screaming it's getting away I hate you more than words can express you all happy that'd be weird imagine like biting your nose you can't do it ask somebody to try to bite their nose doesn't work it's impossible in a state of frustration whoops we never fight her Odo's isn't making me angry hi you were so drunk last night what no I wasn't dude you ran up to this huge biker guy with a beard and shouted Hagrid you're real oh sure what'd he do hugged you Oh still a better love story than fifty Shades of Grey dude are you ready to party um who's this oh sorry wrong number bye but I want to party by anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below let me what you are doing on New Year's Eve have you guys ever drunk texted somebody or had somebody drunk text you I want to know and make sure you hit that like button and subscribe you're the Wolfpack well I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Id: 19gDE9hz3bk

Length: 10min 20sec (620 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 30 2017