Sometimes I kill mother bugs in
front of their children as a warning to others. [Thud] Yay, pain! Pain. I don't know if this is
really working the way we hoped. [Music] Well, I'd like to meet the big- in charge. The ultimate bad boy. I bet he's scary. That's it- Almost there- Now presenting, the magic-tasticle
back flipping rubber duck. Ha ha! What the hell am I then? Well, you're an important part of
our family here, Angel. But you, um- Uh- Constantly make us look bad,
sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to
improve. You actually think I'd be cleaning
bottles and listening to you- moan all the time if he wasn't forcing
me? It's nice to meet you. Totally, nice to meet you too. Oh-. Oh- got you! Did you see that? Good-. Uh so wait, you aren't here? No. You think I'd come down there? No I mean, I love the vibe, totally
I love your tunes. Pretty- hardcore, don't get me
wrong. But it's such a bummer, man. Everything down there is just so-
Ah, you know? Ew. Right. Mimzy, we know you're in there,
you lousy- Oh- you. Get out! What's going on? I may be in trouble with some loan
sharks. I may or may not have borrowed 50
grand from- And I may have stolen a car and
crashed it, into the loan sharks girlfriend But that- had it coming. Who am I? I am the great Sir Pentious! Inventor, architect of destruction, villain extraordinaire. Ooh- you tell him boss. Ooh, he's a bad boy Huh- Well if all that's true, you'd
think I'd have heard of you. I attacked you literally last week. We've done battle, like, 20 times. Well, you must have been really bad
at this. Yeah, that knife lady Camaro
Carfide killed one. Wait, you knew about this? Oh, yeah. I told boss about it months ago. He what? What? They say insane- all the time. How was I supposed to know this
one was true? Bank accounts are a scam created by
the shadow government. See! Well, how about this? I love to suck- I swear to- if you say-. Popsicles, you sicko. Get your mind out of the gutter. But you know- too- Slow down. We got time. How about we get to know each
other a little? How about some lunch? You hungry? I got you. Here's my personal favorite, you'll
love it. Uh, thanks. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I got you again. Ha ha ha! Hilarious. Your line is,
"We have the cleanest rooms," Okay? Got it, I'm ready. Action! Uh, cut. How was that? Well, Nifty you actually have to
say the line, so let's roll again Okay. Action! Hey, whatever means I can keep
crashing here rent free. Crack is expensive. Article? Daughter- Daughter calling
! Oh! Um, Uh huh- Hello Charlie. Hey hey hey- Char char. No, no, that's not good. Oh this is the first time she's
called you in years. This has to be perfect. Hey-. Hi, dad. Hey! How are ya? Oh, where are you these days? You know where I am dad, I've told
you before. You have? Oh- Thanks for another forgettable
experience. Thank you for letting your guard
down. Ah- Well it looks as though I need a
visit to the tailor. Best of luck, chums. Alastor. Yes, I know I've been absent some
time. I'm sure you've all been
wondering. Not really, but welcome back in any
case. Angel, what is the- hold up? I'm coming. Not off camera you're not. Mr.. Um. Radio demon sir, please forgive me
for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat, um here- Oh, not many people have been able
to take even this much off me. It must have meant quite a lot to
you. Cut the act already. It's never gonna work on me. So all you're doing is making a- out of yourself with this fake bull- Call me fake one more time, mother-. I dare you. Fake. Oh, God. Done? "Not me. I have to go home and
study." "Come on, kid, it'll make you cool
like me, the crackhead." "The only cool thing here is to say
no to drugs, now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual
intercourse before marriage." Yes! Bravo, bravo! Oh! Hey! Whoa! Kiki! Razzle dazzle! Dee dee dee dee. Oh look how much
you haven't grown. Still fun sized. Are you taking care of my little
girl? You better be. You don't really use the power that
comes with that which I love about you, but maybe you can, I don't
know, command a little more authority. But that's so mean. It's not mean exactly. It's, uh, aggressive kindness. Okay. I could be so aggressively kind to
Angel's boss that I convince him to let Angel spend more time with
the hotel. Sure, whatever gets you there babe. Fear not damsels, I shall have the
staff ready for victorious combat. What in the hell are you supposed
to be? General Pentious reporting for
duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into
soldiers in no time at all. Extermination day is here-. We're gonna go down and
exterminate demon-! Destroy that-! Prepare to slaughter every sinner in that- hotel. And you all remember Vaggie. Boooo! Rip Vaggie's- mouth out her- Did you just- chill dude- Thank you Seraphim. Ahem-. Webster's dictionary defines
redemption as- Objection. Lame and unoriginal. Sustained. No further dictionary references,
please. Right, okay. Uh huh. Uh, sorry. Uh, okay. Uh, my name is Charlie, and, well,
I run this hotel with my partner. Well. And- Wait, let me let me
start over. Angels are- [Screaming Insults] We need you help! With your assistance, we can make a stand. Where's the showmanship? Where's all the finesse- mediocre. F- you, you old - You judging me? You're the most hated being in all
of creation. Well, your first wife didn't seem
to hate what I had to offer. Or the second- bow chicka wow wow I'm- Adam. I'm the- man. And you're just some- clown or
something. I started everything on earth. All of mankind came from these-
nuts. Okay I love Heaven! Vaggie did you see the ice cream
shop? They had sprinkles made of
rainbows. Those are just rainbow sprinkles. Disgusting- losers! Ah- Whoa! Hey, you got something sticking out
of your- your thing there. Niffty? Stab, stab, stab! Ha ha ha ha-
