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okay your question in a poll to find the best thing about the 80s the rubik's cube came second what came top um top of the park dancing top of the pops dallas seeing boy george on top of the pops and thinking oh there's a career i could nick one of the best things about the 80s is we didn't have all those let's bring back shows from the 80s shows shitty shows they go let's get them all back together again they were just on best thing about the 80s was karen powell karen powell yeah who's she the girl i got off with she let me do everything jimmy yes can you give us a clue i can give you a bit of a clue yeah it was it was a television event for most people oh oh live aids i'm going to claim for that and then look all right dick on the claim formatter how did the injury happen i just got hit by someone being a bit overly camp you just like that skin because it's like the ball back skin don't you [Applause] pope the cheeky interfering pope has uh he's coming over to britain and he's he's criticized the equality bill he said it's uh it's an infringement of religious freedom basically he's saying he doesn't like the extension of of of gay rights and and equality for women that's why that's what he said he's interfering i don't think he wants to take any notice of him you know those are the laws in this country i go to america i don't like the death penalty you know but i still go there i don't expect to change it you know i think the pope should just shut [Applause] [Music] no the pope doesn't approve of homosexuality unless it's between a consenting adult and a choir boy then it's all right no meeting in my house you can't work the buttons can you basically you just press everything you know there's lights coming on how do you know and so i've got no heating in my house so my kids are sleeping we're all sleeping in the same bed and i put the kids in tights and they wear tights right out and one of them is only little okay good let's say this instead of claudia that is as irrelevant as most of the news coverage if you watch the news the coverage of the news is just ridiculous and we're going live to a gritting depot in cheshire there's a woman standing there going yes i'm outside the cheshire gritting depot and uh there's a lot of grit moving now they're doing it all night getting the grits on the road oh back over to you in the studio did you know for example people in sheffield have the most fillings and missing teeth in britain finally something to go on that welcome to sheffield poster 34 of the under 30s don't know how to wire a plug it's easy dad how'd you wear a plug seven percent of men say they've taken credit for work they didn't do and that's according to a poll i conducted myself earlier today and sixty percent of teenagers say they only go to church for weddings and christenings and claim they don't know nothing about no lead or no roof don't wear a bomber they're the near the near miss this man had had a bomb in his underwear and he started smoking out of his bottom in the airplane and they grabbed him and they they dragged him off to first class which is the way to get an upgrade it's nice he set light to his pants trousers and it took a while was a guy three rows back the other people sitting next to him just going hey sit right to his trousers i was watching mamma mia don't blame him i did that the first time i saw it i saw christ let's just do something i think i'd be a lot more sympathetic to mps if they came for things like problem hair shampoo you're really stupid yeah no no but i tell you i tell you who's going to suffer the the worst the umpa lumpers they've got transferable skills that's it i've heard that cabras have got their own tank did you know that yeah yeah apparently white lightning inside you've got their own tank no houses it's just a river of piss white lightnings town is glasgow i've got my own thought i use these little sachets of salt what i do is i sprinkle a bit like that then i get another one out [Applause] lenny henry started getting hate mail not because of his name is henry because he's married to dawn french i can tell you it's not in our top five but last year there was uproar when france knocked ireland out of the world cup qualifiers thanks to a blatant handball by thierry henry after ireland were denied the chance to play in south africa questions were asked in the irish parliament the best answer to which was the bottom bit of africa all joking apart handball is actually quite a serious thing i remember our games teacher was forced to leave the school the only reason i think we should question whether he should play for england at all is that he has had sex with so many women and apparently something i read he had sex with somebody on crutches in a toilet yeah if he'll have sex with anyone and what i'm concerned about in terms of his football career is he'll be running down towards goal and maybe the wind will blow and alignment will show a little bit too much leg and terry will be on it sean you're you're a chelsea fan what yeah does it annoy you i can't really comment on it because by as i say people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones you know i mean the reason the reason um i mean it's not quite the same as john terry but uh i was around a friend of mine's house and uh he had to go uh to pick something up from the post office you know like you doing those cards and while he was out i had a bite of his toast [Music] the tabloids have reported that john terry cheated on his wife with a teammate's girlfriend vanessa peronsell fell for terry when she first saw his tackle and she loved it when he got it in the box she was amazed by his ball control especially when she saw him dribble around the goal mouth and then shoot and score she was incredibly impressed that he could shoot not once not twice but three times in 90 minutes and she loved it when they changed ends at half time but what really impressed her was when he'd finished playing football he took her home and [ __ ] her this is the news that mps have been told to repay 1.1 million pounds worth of expenses with its upper and lower houses archaic terminology and ancient rules it can be difficult to understand how parliament actually works but if you imagine a pig another pig while stealing everything you can get its piggy little hands on and stuffing its piggy pig face with stolen pig food it all becomes a little bit clearer okay here is your related question do the majority of our studio audience believe in extraterrestrials what's their definition of an extraterrestrial well terrestrial is like bbc one two three four five extraterrestrials like men and motors uk living have i misunderstood this question is basically aliens but i don't understand about aliens is they travel millions of light years do you ever come and meet the president or anything do they don't know i'm gonna hang out with some rednecks and have sex with them in the night maybe they're more like you than you think looking at this picture why don't you get fat aliens i mean they can eat anything they want can't they they're aliens jabba the hutt he was fat yeah he wasn't an alien he was he wasn't what was it it wasn't real my real ones like this one apparently since that tape the terror alert is in london has gone from moderate to severe that's what it's moved up to of course really you've got to worry when it goes from severe to bang well i can tell you it's not in the top five but osama bin laden has been number one on the fbi's most wanted list for seven years number two is umbrella by rihanna here's your question seven percent of british men think what is important for a happy marriage heterosexuality well let's see shall we let's see how it works out [Music] most common reason to wake up in the night i know it wakes me up in the night those rumble strips are motorways waking up thinking you need a really giant piss but then discovering when you get to the toilet you only need a thimble full catching sight of your bloated middle-aged the mirror of the carcass and thinking what happened to that that shropshire boy so full of hope oh it's not full of hope sorry leading the toilet is the right answer yes the most common reason to wake up in the night is kneading the toilet i hate creeping around in the dark trying to find the way to the loo it's bad enough in your own home but when you're trying not to wake up a family of strangers would be very stressful itself and then there was an awkward pause before it went unexpected item isn't a good old-fashioned legal cockfight being paid it's when you don't pay for something you get something for free the right answer [Music] yes the top thing that makes british people joyful is getting something for free peace it back into the world there's a genre of sneeze porn which is people who uh target while seeing ladies in the process of sneezing people who obviously look forward to spring because of the pollen in the air do you know what i use what do you use i use that footage of the hindenburg disaster i hate the whole thing celebrity culture the whole heat if i wanted racism ignorance and people wanking off a pig out of state at home with my parents call of duty i'm terrible at it i'm like i wish i was good at it but it's such a demoralizing experience for me you know they're all going around shooting and winning and i'm sort of i suddenly trip over and stab myself with the bayonets how is that even possible in the game i like i have no problem with people playing computer games just people who think it's like a grown up and a sophisticated thing to do it's just a much more expensive version of hungry hungry hippos but the problem with this is that it's because you've got this online gaming with the xbox and stuff you've got kids going out but staying in so you go they're with all the mates but none of them are going anywhere they're all at home and we wonder why they're all little fat bastards they never meet each other uh which continent is italy in uh europe right look stupid don't i watch it with the pipe right ready ask me again which continent is italian [Applause] europe [Applause] how miserable do you need to get to when somebody's laughter is hurting your ears you shouldn't have been using it in the quiet carriage not even not even it doesn't matter whether you're going to phones in you can still hear it no you can't of course you can't if you've never heard somebody on the train with headphones in you can still use it you're not bloody jewish humans r b isn't louder than kirby enthusiasm if the volume levels on the same thing yeah he's right imagine if you're watching eight out of ten cats and you just heard me go is it nice no in a quiet carriage people take it even just having a little chat sometimes people come over and give it the old [ __ ] i just think it's the wrong way around quite rightly what do you mean it should be the other way around you think somebody should come up to you and go and then you talk no i think what you're saying i think all right i think somebody talking quietly on the phone like ah yes right that's that is quieter than like four like yorkshire girls on a hen party like we're going to london a boeing 743 is probably quiet in the bloody 747 doesn't mean you can stick around the quiet carriage you dick in the apps on the iphone my favorite is i fart at the moment i know it's childish but it's cool [Laughter] it's got all the different sounds and they've given it like squelcher squeezer rabbit thingy and they're all different faster you're the real carol voldemort did we bug the wrong one because i wanted to put the clever one off the show with the numbers downloading sean uh presumably you've never downloaded lee look at him look at this of course he's never downloaded but would you expect him to have like a usb port in his arm or something look no whoever he said

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Length: 14min 17sec (857 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 17 2022