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[Music] okay so we've got driving suits we're driving yeah what are we doing [Music] this guy called me he invented this new kind of racing and he said i did i want to compete in it i said what is it exactly he didn't tell me until we got here who should i bring i said how about tim allen he and i love to race we're very competitive and since i usually win let's look you usually win because it's your show you set all this up we'll give it a shot yeah but yo you stack it somehow he's always i can't trust you no i don't stack it that that would be wrong yeah well of course it's wrong okay what are we doing today you guys are going to race together as a team as a team you guys are going to try to work together no work together you'd have to shade me to the back if you work together that's what we're doing we're going to chain race figure eights yeah have a little bit of fun and see who's the better driver the front car drives the back car only has brake and steering so there's only one engine really running yeah the front car doesn't even have a motor nope you only have brakes i like that part yeah that's real fun jack so i have all the power are the cars modified at all just stock engines just stock engines here's your chain in between 12 feet sturdy enough sturdy enough so he powers around in this thing and i'm just dragging around dragging around trying to save a shopping cart you only have brakes and steering in that car so you can't speed up what's the point of me you know that is the most honest question that's been asked on this program what is the point what is the point of me i don't know how do i help him if he starts to spin going around the turns pull the brakes to try to help straighten him out so he doesn't want to change you got to work as a team it's just a new field of play for me help jay out just so all clear i control the speed in my car and tim in the other car slows us down that sounds about right to me we're about to put our teamwork to the test let's do it we're gonna do a three lap race but i don't know how we're gonna tell who's who this is like when one set of twins dates another set of twins okay here we go take off easy don't break my back okay baby [Music] [Applause] oh god this is fun yeah talk about tailgate [Music] you'll be here for my attorney come on [Music] now a lot of friends like brad garrett come by they want to ask you about cars because i know i like cars [Music] you've had some interesting cars you had that town and country right the woody i remember you pulled out the original engine and put a modern engine in it [Applause] then you had a 53 caddy and you pull the engine out of that and bought a chevy v8 i'll tell you why unlike you i don't have a team of people around the clock to help me with things right right so when you know when i need new plugs i just yank the engine okay i think i i think i see the problem you know when you said you didn't know anything about cars i didn't realize the extent of that yeah oh it's it's extensive let's go back to basics let's start with simple and then work our way up to a car that perhaps best suits your needs that would be great let's come on over here okay now this car right here 1959 austin healey bug eyed sprite actually they never called it a bug eye that wasn't me i used to be called the bug-eyed sprite really yeah yeah high school well it does sort of look like you that's the nice thing about it this is your basic sports car this is great anything in an adult size i'll take you for a ride in this and you tell me if it feels like you i'm going to go in this well that's what i was thinking you can strap me to the hood that's not a bad idea i'll take you around though no no let me drive it i don't think that's probably a good idea well you know what's weird every time i do one of these shows it's like i come here and i watch you drive did you see the name of the show right okay no handle inside all right okay do i put the feet off your feet in first see notice how i do it yeah very graceful see that okay well it's rolling jay and you slide in and look at that okay it shouldn't affect the catheter everything's just one big joke to you isn't it just make yourself comfortable all right this is good just starts right up that's what it's supposed to do i know i know [Music] boy i love this thing these are fabulous what's fabulous it's the classic english sports car look look how easy it is to maneuver look at that boom boom see that well i wanted to get the feel of what a minimalist sports car is like you see do i seem like a middle minimalist guy the fact you can't even say it shows that you're not really i have new teeth okay i got four new teeth let it go baby yeah what are we doing 40 very nice yes [Music] so uh when do i get to drive this baby see it was my car i would say no problem ah maybe you could talk to him okay well let's go see the owner and see if he'll let me uh have a little whiz in it no i don't want you to take a whiz in it because that would be a bit of a problem all right all right see you in a minute all right hello mrs bond it's miss bond whatever so i hear there's a key to a car that's the mine can i drive it a woman driving an aston martin i don't think so where are you going i'm not going anywhere so could i get the keys no give me the keys give me the keys wrong give me the keys [Music] hey how was he he was on the fence but he gave me my own key good enough for me let's go [Music] my name is bond gina bond well you are what you drive that's what they say oh let's do it punch it i don't know about you but i think she likes it i need to show what the machine guns here [Music] i feel like we're gonna bury a dead body or something no this is the kind of dogs ted bundy used to meet girls isn't it really yeah how would you know that so right on the tip of your tongue what's the dog's name ah this is bean bag bean bag hey bean bag this is cowboy dog weighs about 50 pounds uh yeah this one's lighter if you want to switch no this is all right this is hairy i'm gonna do an overhaul and these dogs gonna put a new engine in one of them so you're like his first big celebrity client am i yeah that's so sad what is your reason for wanting one of these jay i'm uh going through a midlife crisis i'm coming to terms with the fact that i'm no longer a young man right and this makes it seem like i'm not for about two minutes you've never taken that off-roading i've never been off-road ever in my life really ever all right let's give it a shot you guys ready that's right yeah welcome to jay leno's garage everyone this is not a garage it's more of a gatehouse right that's right oh sorry okay i love any car where the beer cans fall out as soon as they open the door not sparkling water okay it's not beer that's way too caloric well the funny thing is you're only 25 miles from l.a but look where there's nobody here it sounds like you're gonna murder me that's right joel out here no one can hear you scream so either that or a really bad tinder date [Music] right now we're crushing a lot of tumbleweeds which right makes me feel pretty manly well it gives them speed oh yeah here we go i think i just broke the car oh there you go they're broken oh i can take it look at that now that's the off-roading experience here we go two middle-aged comedians killed while driving restored truck and we'll put the title card up to the end you know how you do that joel mccrae joel mccray mikhail oh mikhail mcrae died years ago that's right you ready to do this i'm ready to do this may the best italian win much like my opponent the rules are simple once we hit the water the first person to the buoy wins you can cut the tension here with a knife i can almost taste his fear it's go [Music] time well they may be tough but i'm pretty sure a sick dog could swim faster than this thing i see where the germans lost i'm so excited we're going to recreate this lincoln road trip so why not i got us the coolest new one out there the aviator i don't even think matthew mcconaughey's been fishing in this one really i got a heads-up display i got stereo smooth ride it's quiet where do you get in this thing you're gonna go nuts for this yeah i'm thinking something more in period what we look like we're gonna go whack john dillinger no no no no this is sort of more indicative of something that he would have driven yeah yeah i think this will be fine you're gonna help me cover the rental fee on that huh nothing i could go but what should i do with the huh just leave that here it's fine it's safe here it's safe all right do we got to crank this in the front to get it oh no i got apparently i got a crank coming with me that's why you had me can we fit in here together yeah yeah are you sure and with that hat we can maybe shoot in our gang comedy i'm very excited to be out here now this car is 1928 1928. a year before the great depression yeah actually this car was the cause of it it was this was three two guys driving that's so annoyed with each other it was a great depression it could be hard to spend hours and hours trapped in a car with someone but i'm not worried because billy is one of the most easygoing guys i know tell everybody i'm kevin james like he did last time kevin james ladies and gentlemen [Music] you know we actually made a lot of progress before the excitement began to wear off another cow that's three cows we've seen [Music] i know how you like to eat and you also like to ride but you say yourself how can you do both up to now it was almost impossible but now so you can actually cook while you're riding all right i'm gonna put the burgers on stop my burgers the barbecue bike is fired up and ready to go time to get alonzo headed down that hamburger highway go [Music] i'm going to cook hamburgers on a motorcycle and i'm going to beat jay grilling burgers my burgers are definitely burning this light's killing me a train oh i'm flipping nobody told me there was a train got a good flip suck on that leno my burgers are gonna be delicious he'll never know what hit him now it's time for me to test my culinary skills on the open road all right let's do this [Music] i love the smell of burgers cooking while you're riding a motorcycle is fabulous it's like driving past a picnic every day do you have any grey poupons i'm thinking we could actually strap a hot dog to the exhaust pipe and cook it on them this could be a great delivery business people call up they order a burger you throw it on boom hot juicy burgers delivered right to your door [Music] john oh hey jay doing your pre-race stretching yes [Music] good to see you my friend you too you know jay i've been around this track before you have yeah i'm not just a comedian yeah i had a porsche went around it 247 horsepower mean anything to you yeah it's half the power of this [Music] come on let's get this this is the car that won le mans do you even know how to drive this thing well let's find out wait let me get in [Music] impress me jay i'm sure i'll be very [Music] fine so we got ford maverick versus the ferrari mondial not exactly the top of the line models but the spirit is the same well good luck to you good luck to you sir now it's true the maverick is a far cry from the ford gt but the mondial is also a far cry from the ferrari 330 p3 but both of them can still hit 95 miles an hour you know eventually after a while going downhill so who's it going to be lovetts in the affordable ferrari are me and the modest old maverick one quick lap around the track should settle this move over trying to push me off the road i got him on the corner not if i don't look at you how does the engine that mondo going good i got a little misfire on the carburetor 4 over 22 that there's my coil over shifting nicely got a single clutch manual clutch got a little problem with the uh what are you babbling about do you know anything about cars uh john doesn't know ferrari's had net copyright is for what maybe 45 years where's jay thought he knew how to drive gets him on the street hey he's in my desktop i knew he wouldn't let me beat him once again ford gives the one finger salute to ferrari is that so wrong [Music] [Applause] oh my god never driven anything like this it's funny it feels bigger than it looks doesn't it it really does i mean i don't know what the um that stingray like curve weight is like you're an italian buster it's so big hey it's so big hey italian horn yeah that's so italian ah now you see you start to make it italian noises ah [Music] cc [Music] so what other cars make up your automotive life this guy reminds me of the toyota tercel i had only in there get out get out right now pull over again only in that it was a stick [Music] so once you got successful did you treat yourself to something nice i wanted to be conservative with my money so i got an acura the lowest level luxury in quotes car you could get right and then i immediately when that lease was up got a three series and then i just took off from there is this a car you would consider yes i would absolutely dream car absolutely you know it's been fun getting to know rob through all his rides but to be perfectly honest it's getting late i'm starting to feel a little nervous so uh where are we going huh oh um i just know of this little spot up here i think you'll like it yeah it's a nice little seems kind of desolate i don't know do you like to some place to like park and kind of hang out and talk [Music] it's a cemetery i'm bringing you to a cemetery we can just hang out and get to know each other a little bit better here we are like i'll protect you you know in case we uh encounter any spirits but just so i will i will i would protect you if that happened i think i learned a little too much about rob today look uh if you don't see me after this just tell my wife i love her would you do that please thank you just the fact that you're in a station wagon doing that yeah oh there we go there we go what's gonna take to get you in the car like this i could definitely see myself in one of these it's a great car for a car guy yeah now i know you've always been into helicopters did you ever get your license yeah i know i have my license and what i fly are just regular like carbureted engine right right and i five 22s and 44s and that's it i always liked helicopters but it wasn't until i moved out here you can't get out of this city when it's everything is working like how could you get out of this city when you know the s hits the fan so apparently you keep this helicopter at your house you never saw a rambo movie all of a sudden you run around the corner and there's a helicopter in it [Music] hey cnbc fans thanks for checking out our youtube channel here you'll find videos from all your favorite cnbc shows be sure to subscribe by clicking right here click on the videos around me and watch the ladies from cnbc thanks for watching

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Length: 20min 29sec (1229 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 06 2020