Funniest Autocorrect Text Fails (Gone A Little Too Far!)

and now welcome back to autocorrect fails with your host tal fishman [Music] how's it going everyone welcome to autocorrect fails wow that's hurting my eyes i'm gonna attempt to do this whole video with these glasses exclusively on reaction time how's it going everyone okay i give up it hurts it hurts welcome to reaction time we're doing another part of autocorrect fails when autocorrect goes wrong doesn't actually do what it's designed to do does the exact opposite queen of kush says you hungry dad yeah i want your moms but oh [ __ ] i meant lasagna but i want that too dad what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] that was disgusting and there you have it that was autocorrect fails wow i'm a bad host look at this wardrobe this is what we're in for guys the best of the best when a dad is hungry for your own mother [Music] next up i cannot read with these i want to buy a pet bird for my mom maybe even a parrot oh that's cool when i was in my 20s i had a [ __ ] attack oh didn't we all ah and i meant cockatoo even how many times have you typed cockatak too many apparently guys the worst type of thing i cannot the worst type of thing that can happen to you is getting attacked by a [ __ ] am i right this channel is going downhill i'm a mess that's autocorrect fails also if you guys don't follow me on instagram don't forget you can follow me right here or my twitter and you can send me more of these but if you enjoyed these last two so far can we get this video to 50 000 likes because i love doing these a lot and this shows me your support but let's keep damn let's keep going [Music] there you go how's the morning sickness not too bad today i can't believe that we're having another baby oh i'm leaving you what now i mean i'm leaving work now i am not leaving you sorry now i'm really gonna throw up autocorrect fails yeah give it up don't you sometimes okay i'm so done with this don't you sometimes hate when autocorrect goes wrong and next up we got amy yeah amy that's amy remember amy i don't remember either but this is amy it's cold as a witch's titty outside we're keeping this kid friendly guys remember this is a kid-friendly channel we cannot say stuff like titties damn i meant tits tits no tits go outside and not the witch's kind i know i just got home from work and i'm curled up with a ball of nazi ball soup oh my god what that did not just happen oh my god i meant matzo ball soup and i'm jewish oh the irony i'm laughing and can't breathe don't spell any of your nazi ball soup that's so bad jaime says i couldn't find my good sharpener and i just gave my hand a blister from twisting so pretty much i mean pencil oh my god elvis diak ever best oh my god who sharpens their peeps i mean i've heard of a pencil sharpener but i never tried to sharpen my oh no i'm good let's keep going oh by the way guys where's granny i thought she was gonna be here for thanksgiving grandma's in the grave what grave what are you saying oops sorry garage autocorrect this is why i hate all correct like you really just thought grandma passed away no one told him but it's the freaking garage five steps down it's getting hot here i'm out jc says hey response oh my god a storm's so bad i shoot on myself oh my god no [ __ ] on my shelf oh my god sat in the shelter my whole dug my phone uh-huh lmao no thanks give it up give it up my favorite part was sat in the shelter duck my phone my hole okay autocorrect fails everyone give it up i mean i was bad it gets so much worse so much worse but don't worry you're in luck because with all these autocorrect fails there needs to be some w's around here so how about an exclusive timeless infinity design only available on timelessbrand.com also the palm tree design my favorite design now right now if you guys haven't gotten yours yet it's available on timelessbrand.com if you get any of these pieces there are huge support to the channel so make sure to go ahead first link in the description and then tag me if you get the pieces and wear them because i think you guys would look fire in them but more autocorrect fails i'm now an unholy wood swearing margaritas you have an unholy wood by the way unholy wood is the best out of spell correction ever i was typing hollywood i completely agree salute guess i have no composure oh my god mother choice already scarred too late hashtag i small with no these are not inappropriate because they're autocorrect no one actually meant to say this it's autocorrect that's inappropriate if you think about it or if you really really think about it autocorrect is based on your most recent and most used phrases so maybe that mom's talking about her anyways i have ocd suzanne says well what's that stand for i suffer from obsessive disorder whoa no no obsessive compulsive disorder i am mortified guys if you have obsessive like if you're really obsessed with your okay we're done stop oh wow it's broken wow sounds like you have your hands full responses i do i have an ass itch now oh well ghost scratch is somewhere private uh oh my goose pimple oh my goodness i have an assistant now not an acid we'll have him or her buy you a new phone stack like pronto and also it's it's your it's your ass cause you gotta get checked it might be more than a bug bite it's a problem i've been there i've done i've done it happened it happened someone sends a message to caitlin says what's up which pack what the actual fork damn an apple let me be racist rapist oh my god r-e-a-l damn you ask out of correct i'm done thank you thank you everyone thanks that was pretty difficult my phone did all the work though technology at its finest we gotta stop relying technology so much or else apple won't let you be racist i noticed that i slapped my force a lot i'm just really disappointed with everything i do it seems freak out at this say something stupid here embrace being anti-social there oh my god ha panic i meant forehead i'm why must i be this awkward it's okay don't worry you're not awkward you just slap your force it's not your fault i'm home alone and i'm freaking out why what's wrong i'm laying in bed and i keep hearing all these scary ass noises uh is your dog passing gas scary ass noises this phone is so stupid well just do not fear the farts i'm good girlfriend texas ron by the way just left the salon and didn't even get your permission first my brand new hairy is gonna look so good tonight it's really hot i mean uh oh my god haircut you know it's not supposed to be long enough to style right no i'm a haircut no no i'm sorry texting dad mom said you had an emergency dental appointment what happened dad says yeah a huge piece of my tooth fell out while i was chewing a butterscotch at grandma's wow i'm sorry i asked luckily she only offers me ginger ale that's awkward butterscotch it's a weird combination right there am i right hey is your family orgy on the actual fourth of july oh wow that was supposed to say party you're not supposed to know about the orgy i'm just kidding lmao stupid iphone me and my mom are dying the origins on the third by the way huh okay is it so guys i don't get it is there gonna be an orgy or not like because i'm gonna join what who said that it's a kid-friendly channel i don't know what you guys are talking about no idea oh well cool by the way i'll probably leave around two because i gotta get my oil change and my tits rotated uh tires not tits they can't rotate that much can they wow mom says hi mark grandma's in heaven now uh she died when what happened are you okay yeah i'm fine she's in heaven i understand that but what happened and when sorry grandma's in hair max hair salon sorry not dead yeah i think that's a little bit of a difference between hair max and heaven a little bit right is it very heavenly are you in the hair salon like wow i feel like i'm gonna have it right now yo what up girl nothing much just chilling with my granny panties oh yo you wear granny panties that's just ruined every one of my fantasies about you oh my god no i do not i meant grandparents i wear thongs my phone hates me welcome to 2019 i love autocratics my favorite autocorrect level champion zip it up [ __ ] are you [ __ ] drunk got him they got him dana says worst morning ever why are you okay car wouldn't start then i ran out of tampons and had to use a notepad do not use a notepad for tampons wow that doesn't seem very absorbent uh maxi pad what the i'm laughing so hard so hard well at least i'm laughing now more autocrack fails got a new candle from walmart it smells so damn good really what is it i love candles it's called sewer breeze and it was only five dollars wow sewer breeze taking the fresh breeze of the sewer sewer breeze i can get that for free if i drive 10 minutes to jersey shore i meant summer breeze my bad so they don't have a sewer beast smell because i kind of liked it luke says we will be at your place in 15 minutes okay i'll probably still be squinting when you get here wait why what happened kevin accidentally squirted his love juice in my eye i'm okay but it burns um what uh yo i met his pimentos i meant lime juice sweet baby jeeps jesus jesus wait so you telling me they didn't have any love juice because i kind of want to get in on that a bit joel says hey uh we will be mowing your yard tomorrow do you want anything done inside your pants i mean fence and pants i do both actually i'm a gardener escort stripper oh i don't want to imagine that oh gonna hit the gym in a bit well there's a guy in my ass i'm in class i just add a little well technically there's ass in class but the real question is are you going to hit the gym or can you or does your app okay guys i don't know what i'm saying anymore these autocrat fails to hurt my brain are you using siri or something lemon nearby pie no lemon nearby pie lemming martini why i give up what is wrong with your phone i donut guys listen you guys don't know i always swipe right it's not true though well i pretend it's not true okay anyways my hands are so cold that my touchscreen won't work with my nipples um what oh my god my fingers are deac fail oh brilliant touching phone okay these were all really really interesting very interesting you guys have any more send it to my twitter right here and also we're gonna oh so do you know about bangs check this out bang energy is the best tasting energy drink if you want the ultimate flavor experience with flavors like cotton candy blue razz and much much more we even got sour heads bang is a proud sponsor of reaction time which means if you use my code a tall 25 [Music] that's so good you can get 25 off your purchase there's gonna be more information in the description but if you really want to charge up your day then paying energy is the choice for you you're feeling a little purple you're feeling a little sour or even a little pink all these flavors and more available in the variety pack and you can also check out bang on their instagram page at bang 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Id: R0KSGKp2D7g

Length: 12min 23sec (743 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 13 2019