Frustrated People Share Their 'I Am Surrounded By Idiots' Moment

what was your I'm surrounded by idiots moment I had to explain that Halloween in fact can never be on Friday the 13th yeah okay but wouldn't it be freaky if one year it was that one time when I got lost by myself in a Hall of Mirrors likewise I was once drunk in a bar and bumped into a man we then had that awkward dance to try and let the other go by I then laughed and said excuse me only to realize it was a wall-to-wall mirror [Music] yearly a local restaurant offers a meal for the price of $1 for their anniversary they offer a fried chicken with sides or meatloaf with sides decided to go only to find a line stretching around the block hop in line waited an hour and a half before I was pretty close employee walks out to say sorry we ran out of chicken we only have meatloaf the [ __ ] shall that erupted after that was astounding one lady in particular I remember for the amazing quote that stuck in BS me and my dog have been for two hours and we both wanted chicken further up I hear a bigger commotion apparently one guy got upset about there being no chicken his friend tried to calm him down someone else in line made a comment and a loud bra let's use lime scatters two cops nearby subdue the situation to the best of their ability Restaurant shuts down for the day no longer does $1 anniversary special that was a nice thing for a while I miss $1 fried chicken day a girl I know once asked why anyone would donate blood she said that you only got a certain amount for your entire life and giving it away didn't make sense is she shoving her menstrual blood back in there so she doesn't die edit first gold Thanks I'll suck up that life force that is one of the grossest things I've ever read period I tried to explain that the Moon and Sun were not the same size then all of a sudden found myself having to explain that the Sun and the moon were in fact different and not just one side fire one side rock they all laughed at my crazy theories then asked if the Sun was so far away why is it in the same sky during the day on earth as the moon was at night they pissed themselves laughing and I just laughed with them this is why you don't make friends with clinically insane people I was hanging around with my friends one of my friends had just gotten his very own moped it needed a fill-up so they went to get the jerrycan with petrol in it we were in the middle of an apartment building complex of the patio my other friend wanted to see how much petrol there was so he used his lighter to help him see I immediately said stop that it will catch fire he did not believe me so they decided to test it by pouring the petrol on the ground and to try lighting it up the person who was pouring the petrol scared and jumped once the petrol caught on fire and dropped the jerrican the rest of it splashed to the ground and formed a 10 meter 32 feet tall fire spiral if there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us it's that a male models life is a precious precious commodity just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a free gasoline fight accident why male models [Music] first day of college girl raises her hand and asks why there are two Pacific oceans on the map what did the professor say she turned to look at the map turned back towards the class and motioned with her hands and said the world is round literally the best duck you responsive Rafael could give I was at a small social at my parents house and mentioned something about the national space center in Leicester a girl pipes up and says oh I love taking my son there he loves it I just find it amusing because I don't believe in space I looked at AI dumbfounded and asked if she meant she didn't believe in investing money in space exploration no she did not believe in space she simply did not believe that anything existed above the sky the pictures and videos were all fake and that all space agencies and anyone who claimed to have been to space was lying the other girls in the group started nodding an agreement saying things like now that you mention it I've never really seen space I just went home [Music] geography kid asks South African teacher what part of Afrikaans she's from guy yells you I died she's not from Afrikaans she speaks English a club sandwich of stupid my wife is from South Africa and I just read this comment to her and she shook her head my wife also gets asked all the time of you came from Africa why are you white just like in the movie Mean Girls I'd like your wife to reply excuse me that's very offensive you can't just ask someone why they're white freshman year of college I'm in a math class and we had some random group project to do a girl in my group informed us she wouldn't be at the next meeting as she was going to have eye surgery I asked her why and she said I have genital cataracts and I said you mean congenital and she gave me an confused looked and everyone backed her up that she really did mean genital and not congenital even after I google it and show everyone the difference between the two words they proceeded to tell me how you can't believe everything you read on the Internet I was dumbfounded I met an American woman traveling that got aggressive trying to convince me that blueberry was a flavor and not a real thing while obsessively picking out all the little blue / purple round things from her blueberry ice cream she probably got confused when the media did that bit about how lots of blueberries in muffins and such are just fake coloring in flavors of course any sane person would know that this news would indicate that blueberries are a real thing that can be faked I once had three cow Walker's agree that I was a sucker for taking overtime that amounted to before taxes almost doubling my income on a given day because of time and a half for three to five hours because they take it all back in taxes I tried to clarify and no they believed it all got taken back in taxes like three grown men believed that if I worked four extra hours in a day at $18 an hour on top of the ten at $12 an hour or however the math worked my year-end income would stay the same because taxes what I know a lot of people in my economics a-level class who didn't quite get tax brackets so they worked out a salary in the forty percent bracket would have all the income taxed of that rate Oh duck I hate this I got a raise but it bumped me up a tax bracket so now I'm making even less I hear that so often it's infuriating in my exchange year in the USA I came from Germany and in class we had this thing where I introduced myself and everyone asks their questions about me and my country so this one girl raises her hand and seriously asks do you have airplanes over there I was completely stunned by this question and had to calmly explain that I actually flew there by plane but to this day of not entirely sure if she maybe just trolled me I mean you can't be that uneducated when I was an exchange student in Michigan I got several questions about if we have trees in Denmark so if we have electricity let alone internet 3 if I was Dutch or Swedish and many more that I've so happily forgotten I used to work on the Brooklyn Bridge as an iron worker one day some poor soul was standing towards the edge and was contemplating jumping I told my Foreman and he called the police at about this time all the trades on the bridge started together and watched this man maybe five minutes go by and someone starts a jump chant this dude was going to KMS and now he has about 40 people egging him on he jumped quit my job and moved across the country duck is ducking ducks the morning after the EU referendum in the UK people around me and work so as we are leaving Europe does that mean there will be eight continents now edit because they didn't know the difference between Europe and the European Union you might be interested to know that around the world it isn't consistently taught that there are seven continents a lot of the world teaches that there are five continents I'd be okay with just reducing it down to the three important ones ketchup mustard and relish edit first gold thank you kind stranger I was at our in high school for a regular high school I think it was world history course so not honors not academically enriched but not quite eating your own fesses either anyways get to class and the power is out so of course everyone is going nuts cause it's dark I guess so the teacher still wants to lecture and the kids all groan that is until one yells out let's watch TV young everyone starts chanting TV TV TV I'll never forget the teachers face as he looked at me his eyes filled with disappointment about the future of our country unable to realize that no electricity also meant no television set [Music]

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Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)

Published: Thu May 16 2019