Friends season 9 best moments

and that's why no matter what mommy says we really were on a break i guess we were because we were gorgeous look at you you are the cutest little baby ever you're just a little bitty baby you know that but you've got you've got big beautiful eyes yes you do and and a big round belly big baby butt i like big butts i like big butts and i cannot lie you all the brothers can't deny when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get oh my god emma you're laughing oh my god you've never done that before have you you've never done that before daddy made you laugh huh well daddy hands or mix a lot what what you you want to hear some more um but anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon i'm a terrible father good morning hello do you know what hey new day new leaf i am just really really happy i'm sorry obviously heather's ass has something more important to say so i'll just wait till it's finished what i was giving you an apology and you were totally checking her out i wasn't checking her out i'm in fashion i was looking at her skirt or was it pants i didn't really see what happened below the ass oh area you are really you're really a creep what do you even care if i was looking at her are you jealous oh yeah i'm jealous oh gavin please please look at my ass stop looking at my ass i mean i just think you are totally inappropriate okay this is a work environment she's your subordinate but it was okay when you slept with your old assistant tag that is totally different for two reasons one i didn't know that you knew that and two i wasn't some creep staring at his ass we had a we had a deep meaningful relationship huh what was tag's last name it was oh my god he did he he didn't have a last it name just just tag you know like like cher or you know moses but it was a deep meaningful relationship oh you know what my first impression of you was absolutely right you are arrogant you are pompous morgan morgan's tag's last name was morgan huh it was jones oh buddy you're his boyfriend hot not hard hot excuse me i uh i said that i think you're hot and uh now i'm embarrassed oh i i thought you said hi that would have been better i'll try that hi i'm joey i'm haley look i don't normally ask out women that i'm eating coffee houses i would love to go out with you really great did i did i actually ask you oh um that's just where you were going i figured i'd help you out you don't seem like the kind of guy who does this a lot seriously gunther you should see someone about that called it gets much worse you could die hey mikey hey what are you doing setting rat traps to kill bob no no to test his neck strength but no my god i don't want to kill him i thought we were just going to capture him and and you know set him free in the countryside where he could maybe meet you know friendly possum and a wisecracking owl okay okay throw away the traps all right i'll find bob i'll get him bob bob robert oh wait i think i hear him oh my god bob had babies bob's a mom have to think of a new name for oh i don't know i kind of like bob for a girl i don't know i mean i'm not sure that we ch oh my god we killed bob maybe maybe it wasn't bob maybe it was a mouse susie hey hey hey what are you guys talking about uh rachel and i uh hired a male nanny you got a man who's a nanny you got a manny [Laughter] you know i don't mind a male nanny but i do draw the line of male wet nurse [Applause] you were on a roll mister if i know you guys were coming over i would have brought more pizzas [Laughter] what is so funny about that i don't know it's just the way you say it i mean you're funny you got that funny thing you're a funny guy did you tell her what we talked about [Applause] [Laughter] hello hi it's been an hour the major d is asked if you'd be willing to reconsider switching to a smaller table maybe we should just eat now you can't order until the entire party's arrived restaurant policy well how about this another table leaves right but there's still some food left on their plates okay what's the restaurant's policy about people eating that it's frowned upon but it happens all right i gotta go to the path no you can't go no no no i can't i can't hold this table on my own if they ask me to move i'll cave well if you ask me to stay i'll pee [Applause] good evening miss miss miss miss okay i'm fine i'll move all right you don't have to manhandle me where okay thank you wow you guys made it who the hell it seems like forever ago i know oh so what's going on with you and ross um i don't know i mean for a long time nothing you know actually right before you picked me up ross and i had a uh little thing oh my god i love things what happened well um first he told me he liked how he looked and uh then we had a little um eye contact eye contact i hope you're using protection you

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Length: 8min 58sec (538 seconds)

Published: Thu May 19 2022