Friends- Joey can actually be smart sometimes (PART 2)

hey joe hey listen um i need to ask you a favor and we can't tell monica anything about it i thought you didn't have secrets from monica and that will remain the official party line but monica and i are having a little financial trouble yeah i know what what do you mean you know uh i just figured it out you know i mean you're not working and uh the economy is bad oh right that is the fastest i have ever thought anyway uh i need to borrow some money oh sure yeah how much two thousand dollars yes two thousand dollars exactly how did you know that uh well i uh i know how much you used to make and i know how much your rent is okay i am on fire listen this is really nice did you write a check to monica for two thousand dollars did monica borrow money from you uh kind of i can't believe her did she tell you we were having money problems oh no no no no it wasn't uh wasn't because of your money problems it was for something for her what something personal yeah what would she get for herself for two thousand dollars that she wouldn't tell me about excuse me boob job i don't want her to get a boob job that's crazy what it's not that crazy okay making him smaller that would be crazy my phone number and he's gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview what so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason and he's a he's a total stranger yeah his name is um mark something huh sounds like mark something wants to have some sex what i'm i'm just saying i mean why else would he just you know swoop in out of nowhere for no reason to be nice hey joey are men ever nice to strange women for no reason no only for sex thank you oh my god and for the last time we do not want to be friends with you and we don't want to buy your bat what are you doing here are you friends with him i can explain joey uh okay um wow yeah you have got some nerve coming back here i can't believe you never called me excuse me oh yeah probably don't even remember my name it's joey by the way and don't bother telling me yours because i totally remember it lady yeah i waited weeks for you to call me i gave you my number you never called me no no don't try to turn this around on me okay i am not some kind of social work okay that you could just do but i'm pretty sure i gave you my number really think about it come on you're a beautiful woman smart funny a really good time huh if i had your number why wouldn't i call you i don't know well maybe i'm wrong i'm sorry no no no too late for apologies okay you broke my heart you know how many women i had to sleep with to get over you joey wait no i waited a long time i can't wait anymore [Applause] [Music] hi joey it's jan rogers can't wait for your party tonight listen i forgot your address can you give me a call thanks bye [Music] hey hey what's happened yeah it's a real shame you can't make it to that one woman show tonight oh i'd love to but i got to get up so early the next day you know you know me work comes first oh yeah hi joey it's jan rogers can't wait for your party tonight stupid jan rogers you are having a party tonight kind of having a a thing for the days of our lives people and you weren't gonna tell us how did you think you were gonna get away with that i do it every year you do that every year that's why you got us tickets to that play to get rid of us yeah oh and last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant yeah and the year before that when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory i can't believe you guys went for that one what is he doing look emily thinks ross's furniture's got rachel cooties calm down joey no everything's getting all messed up you know emily won't let ross see rachel we're not gonna stop seeing rachel hence ross stop seeing us oh i hate this everything's changing yeah i know we're losing ross joey said hence oh it's so pretty this must have cost him a fortune i can't believe he did this come on ross remember back in college when he fell in love with carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck what did you just say [Applause] please help me i have a date tonight it has to go well okay i'm scared for my health okay okay oh oh oh i got something okay it's this story that i came up with very romantic i swear any woman that hears it they're like putty really well then tell it to me i'm sorry please please you you were in western europe and i was just outside of barcelona hiking in the foothills of mount tibidabo i was at the end of this path and i came to a clearing and there was a lake very secluded and there were tall trees all around it was dead silent gorgeous and across the lake i saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying why [Music]

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Length: 7min 27sec (447 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 14 2022