Friends Best of Phoebe Buffay part 1

Phoebe what do you think a good stage name for me would be flame boy I know one more score to go you can do it Phoebe oh hi Ben now go look at the machine okay you ready yeah and the court okay hi Emma well your first birthday is over I have to tie my shoe so you go ahead I'll catch up okay okay oh my god better we can have God just please take her oh I have to go scream into a pillow have I gone deaf ah Catwoman so we meet again so we do Supergirl it's me Phoebe God's sake Judy pick up the saw pick up the sock I'm sorry was that rude Hey right listen I think I left something here oh well somebody left this is this yours oh no but I like it no I think I left one do I wrap babies oh uh well no I haven't seen it but if I do I'll let you know Oh waiting that's him you're falling in love all over again okay see yes okay they look my head oh they figured it out they're coming this way what where Mexico said oh we won what Phoebe you don't have any of the first five numbers I know that Leslie got the Powerball number we won three dollars why oh why would he do this I mean what's wrong with me nothing there's nothing wrong with you what the hell am I supposed to do now damn it woman pull yourself together have some pride for the love of God okay I'm not a fan of the tough love hey Pheebs what you reading Steve hello sheep hippie I'm sorry I didn't see you there are you mad at me or something cuz if you want please tell me what it is I did well if you don't know I can't help you well I don't know well I can't help you okay well whatever it is I am very very sorry okay how would you accept it okay so we're we're good mm-hmm all right I'll uh I'll see you later okay I found ass alright three pick them come on would you please tell me what it is it made you so mad at me I don't know I don't remember what what I mean what do you mean you can't remember I was so focused on being mad at you that I forgot what it was I was mad about if you can't remember can't we just forget about this oh no I am mad at you I know that much but I am sorry about the fat ass thing because you actually have a very sweet little heinie okay Pheebs I know how we're gonna figure this out okay clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head okay what do you like better flora or fauna fauna who would you rather be so I'm gonna Garfunkel Garfunkel are you mad at me you said I was boring oh when did I say you were born oh my god I remember now we were playing chess Phoebe you and I have never played chess oh come on yes remember that time on the frozen lake we were playing chess you said I was boring and then he took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz okay there's a chance this may have been a dream so this entire time you've been angry with me because of a dream well guess what Phoebe now I'm mad at you oh I wanted to make sure that this wasn't a dream otherwise we're just wasting each other's time okay okay so what do you guys really think of Chandler Phoebe you know what you're doing right yeah okay all right Joey's gonna catch it and you and I are gonna block what's bluff give me I thought you said you know what you were doing I thought you meant in life sorry Pheebs yeah okay yeah I actually am yeah cuz you know life's life's gonna hand you all kinds of stuff you know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow want to hear a new song yeah dude okay okay jingle [ __ ] screwed me over go to hell Ginga [ __ ] what are you doing here well you said you had customers lined up in the street so I'm here to entertain isn't it Phoebe yeah you know how much I love listening to your music yeah but but what oh this is kind of a classy place okay say no more it wasn't just that she was back the woman smelled like garbage everyone she was back the woman snow my garbage classy huh Monica look what I got to wear when I play at your restaurant right I think this might even class up the ballot of the uncircumcised man maybe it's not what you wear it's sort of your songs okay fine no just oh I'll take the ham I didn't say your songs weren't good enough well then what's wrong with them but they don't go with your tiny portions of pretentious food tiny portions yeah well um excuse me I ordered the the smoked salmon appetizer but I can't see it I can't baby it's not about quantity well it's not about quality at least all my songs don't taste like garlic yeah there are other ingredients Monica okay so that that's what we're doing well you know what I'm gonna coffeehouse bopping along to one of your songs I'm wearing earplugs earplugs are close of garlic you know I don't know what I take back what I said before you keep playing at the restaurant because with your music driving people inside what bar sales have got up like crazy what're people having the garlic martini three minutes till the reactor blows we're never gonna make it you've got to get out of here save yourself no I won't leave you don't worry about me I'm a robot I'm just a machine oh you're not not to me oh my god what I am extremely talented you're great okay let's take a pill no I mean I was really acting my ass off I thought I was pretty good too oh yeah you're solid yeah you're just know me you know what I think that's enough for now yeah I don't be over rehearsed I'll do it without you I don't need you or anybody else I'm gonna make it on my own do I have a minute to go to the bathroom you had a bathroom break at 20:30 okay hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight so tomorrow is the big event and some of you might not know but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start um yeah my um my friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I I um I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because not important look she's in rehab anyway so okay yeah so I'm Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought in gumm's my Mike and and but despite you know it gig up it got good okay I want to take a moment to mention my mother who couldn't be here oh and moments over so um dad I can forget that and uh oh this is funny no but you need to know that to to get that so oh well okay um I okay this is my wedding okay I don't want I don't want this or this or this okay I just wanted a simple wedding where my fiance can go to the you know what you're done what you're fired Cheers excuse me man yes will you figure it out on a tree yeah I can and worked for a while but you shouldn't so don't ever do that again I won't till I have my next cigarette hold it NYPD freeze Punk what that's right you are so busted book them who are you talking to save it red unless you want to spend the night in the slammer you apologize to the tree I'm not going to apologize to a tree you apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup sorry sorry okay cancel backup cancel backup so this guy was all good and I'm off I'm Buffay homicide it was just so cool Phoebe you're supposed to take that back I know but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds yeah okay but impersonating police officer serious thing you could get arrested you could get arrested right now oh yeah I better take it back totally drunk with power and where'd you find my badge oh I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay oh god I can't believe it you found me my god Phoebe are you gonna go to jail well if I'm going down you guys are going down with me okay you can arrest me fine but you'll never make it stick and you know it yeah but I kind of don't have a choice it's my job I mean you understand right yeah as long as you understand that I'm gonna call my lawyer and once he puts you on the stand he's gonna make you look like a fool like a fool I don't like looking floors you know what maybe uh I don't arrest you today maybe I came by and you weren't here we'd love it if I weren't here okay so since um you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would um like to go to dinner with me yeah I I I'd like to go out with you officer Gary Gary okay so it's a date yeah so oh I gotta ask you that how did you know where to find me well your fingerprints are all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out Oh impressive not as impressive as you I got to tell you I looked at your record and done some pretty weird stuff yeah we'll talk at dinner okay

Channel: samantha gistelinck

Views: 1,472,580

Keywords: best of, Phoebe, Buffay, Phoebe Buffay, Pheobe, Friends, Best Friends, Rachel, Friends Forever, Diana, Friends (season 6)

Id: G3xKT8_xqEo

Length: 13min 48sec (828 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 12 2013