Friends Best of Rachel Green part 4

you have to do that it's Saturday come on morning's here sunshine is here I hate this apartment I need to color these walls I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird hate that singing guy are you kidding I love that guy morning I said we are not going to do it okay sometimes you can be such a big baby baby every deal they bring us what you know what what you know what what every day you are becoming more and more like your mother okay Rachel why don't you start talking first all right I feel that this is totally unjustified she gave me the green light I did nothing do you think I can't see you in the TV set all right Monica if there is something that you would like to share no you have no right to go out with him that it's the most I mean dick you sold me out it says you have absolutely muscle talk did you just flick me okay well you wouldn't let me finish and I was all right now I will let go if you both stop Oh what are you you want me to stop sitting him is that what you want uh-huh you want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead that what you want okay oh that's what you want yes fine fine there we go I hope so spin the bottle works like this lens on Gunther so I would have to kiss hunter oh my god the baby just kicked Oh all right everybody just remember where they were sitting my company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated no no what do you have to go I kind of have to don't I he made Rachel cry Rachel always cries come on what are you doing now you want to come see a movie with us uh you know actually I was gonna do some laundry Julia you want to do it with me sure I'll do it with you okay great holders oh here you go you don't mind do you that would really help me unlock Thanks no I I don't think I have enough quarters um I am quarters okay I will have the side salad and what would that be on the side oh I don't know why don't you just put it right here next to my water what's going on my eye is a little itchy Hey no I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor oh god here we go what anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone elses you're like freaks out watch all right fine okay I have a weird thing with my eye can we just not talk about it please hey Rach he has a great song um me myself and want to get some lunch all those in favor say aye how much did I love the king and I oh my god what is that thing new hmm that's an eye removal machine all right oh hi Rachel I'm dr. Miller Monica told me you were a little nervous but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine so we're done then almost but first we got to start okay this is a glaucoma test uh-huh so no hug put your chin here mm-hmm no feel small puff of air and each eye what what a small puff of air now come on here we go all right one two three sorry all right not this day in here it's time okay ready uh-huh one two I'm sorry you know hold your head okay that's okay okay okay one uh-huh oh I'm sorry you know what you're young you probably don't have glaucoma okay so it was very very nice to meet you sir and I'm happy what are you are you Frank yeah minor infection in that left eye I want you to take these drops three times a day for a week and you'll be as good as new no I I don't I don't put things in my eye okay then I guess we'll see you back here in three months right I'll fit you for a glass eye okay just give me the damn drops okay not even close okay well then you know what help me I need I'm gonna do this all right let's do it all right sit down all right all right put your head back yes all right okay now open your eyes okay they are how many fingers am i holding up for oh my god I was thinking for me yes all right you know what why don't we start with a practice one okay okay no drop great okay okay on three one two three petals all wet yeah what you said was practice did you move because I knew you were lying d drops in your eyes oh my god you really are freakishly strong daddy no you know if Joey and Chandler walked in right now we could make a fortune hey Rach can you pass me the TV Guide yeah we'll see you about three or four hours I don't like it really it's kind of [ __ ] it's yours yeah well I'm a [ __ ] that is Oh third time this week man this does not get all give me don't be such a baby it's never happened what about this one so now I told you to get out fine I'll go but let me ask you one question you look real familiar have we she's testing our question can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been god but you know that's your call there's a concept you should really be familiar with it's what the Japanese call unagi isn't that a kind of sushi no it's a concept it is it is it's freshwater you oh I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now ooh you know what if we made reservations we could have hunag in about a half hour now I'm curious at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass all right so we weren't prepared ah salmon skin roll sorry well this is romantic guys you're not gonna believe this I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words Oh what did you say she said gleba yeah no no that's great why aren't you more excited Oh Rach gleba is not a word of course it is okay what does it mean well I don't know all the words I'm gonna hum just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first words I guess you did Galena is a word okay use it in a sentence okay uh Emma just said bleep ah okay okay okay fine I'm gonna look it up all right okay okay liebe liebe liebe ugly oh goodness the fleshy spore-bearing in her mass of a certain fungi she's gonna be a scientist you're holding bus please oh shoot I had it oh I can't believe this madam if you don't have your board I have it I have it okay I can't find it but I remember that I was in seat 32c because that's my bra size madam you must have your boating right but you know what if I was in 36d we would not be having this problem

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Keywords: Friends (TV Program), Best, Forever, Best Friends, Green, Rachel, Green Day, funny, rachel green, Best of, friends, part 4

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Length: 12min 44sec (764 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 07 2013