Phoebe Buffay's Best Moments

this way [Music] all right three just try to beat up nice calm things raindrops on roses and smelly buildings thing with mid news something with string Oh oh I gotta go whoa oh we had rush Oh one more and then I have to go I'm gonna play some songs about grandparents okay now grandma's a person who everyone likes she brought you training and a bright shiny bye but lately she hasn't been coming to dinner and last time he saw her she looked so much fitter your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru but the truth is she died and someday you will too times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you but don't things that you don't want to do everybody or the cow in the meadow goes move oh the cow in the meadow goes moo' then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds them up and that's how we get hamburger chicken [Applause] all right now I would let go if you both stop what do you want me to stop seeing him is that what you want you already just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead is that what you want okay oh that's what you want yes fine fine there we go you know if we were in prison you guys would be like my it's crazy what can people remember why you started fighting in the first place yes that's right look at your purse look at your sweater look at yourselves ladies and gentlemen back by popular demand miss Phoebe Buffay [Applause] [Music] thanks I want to start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year I [Music] made a man with eyes of coal and the smile snow bewitching how was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen those ashes even her eyelashes resting in a little yellow jaw [Music] excuse me noisy boys is it something that you would like to share with the entire group no no that's that's okay my own massage place and Frank's gonna help me and we can work it around his schedule so he doesn't have to quit we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realize I didn't know how people need transportation but they also need massages to relax so I just figured we could combine the two okay I give the massages and Frank drives I can fix up the van all the table in the back and you know what I've got a place that no one will ever get out of a line it's a taxi that people take when they need to relax domoic acid relaxing cab honey nobody respects the bucket you wouldn't believe what people put in here okay does this look like a garbage can to do no does it look like an ashtray no does it look like a urinal so thieves are gonna go back out there was well yeah I'm not going to take any more crap okay no more mrs. nice and bucket good for you you know you're tough you lived on the street yeah I go back to Main Street Phoebe yeah but you know what I can't go totally back because three Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys Oh open your hand let me take a look Florida John Vaillant not interested in that the Canadian coin get out of here no drinks near the bucket set it down over there and then you can make a contribution you can make the heart Bunny look over there too I thought I told you to get out of here Phoebe we've been getting complaints and we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot what gingers going to take over this corner she can't handle my corner but either you leave or we remove you fine I'll give you one pointer look out for basket how are we gonna mess with them well you could use your position you know as the roommate and then I would use you know who the strongest tool at my disposal my sexuality hello children hey watch learn and don't eat my cookie that jacket looks great on you really yeah the material looks so sorry oh hello mr. bicep you've been working out I try to you know squeeze things okay well if you really want to know I can't tell you this me baby it's me you can tell me anything well actually you're the one person I can't tell this to and the one person I want to the most I think it's just you know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and you know sometimes you're looking for something and you just don't even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffee oh no have I said too much something I think about I know I will by Chandler I miss you already [Applause] so here we are nervous baby no thank you no I want this to happen so I put on some music maybe maybe I'll dance for you you were good yeah say things like that it makes me want to that sweater vest right off well why don't we move this into the bedroom really do you know what no I just you know first I want to take off all my clothes and have you revolution allow a really nice I'll go get the lotion oh well lost again you and me shine - you lose a chunk of that pretty blonde hair okay lady your lurking days are over what yeah from now on everyone you lurk I'm gonna learn first you move on to someone else I'm gonna be one step ahead of you every single time and then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day till Monday that's when I go home what do you eat also Monday what time maybe we could share a cab I won that was my quarter and I here take a light me sir this lady played my quarter this is my money is that true miss so Sookie she sells drugs to kids it was my quarter was it her quarter how about we talk about this over dinner here a tea just taking you outside okay marry guess who won't be asked to sing together and some oh that's it just relax oh come on more oh god yeah you like that don't you right there you want it there you take it there baby [Music] Phoebe yeah say my name say it and now I'm going to cover you back up and won't be speaking with you for several weeks how long until they announce the numbers mommy I'll take this one to mommy oh I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel mommy when we're around Emma which I now realize we are not hoping that if she hears it enough it'll be her first word Oh although if we're gonna do that which you probably call me daddy - daddy I was just talking about Rachel whose daddy getting angry daddy gonna spank me well that depends have you been of

Channel: Cinematic Universe

Views: 427,589

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Id: nP8Arxp4Ha4

Length: 14min 29sec (869 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 26 2019