Friends Best of Chandler Bing Part 2

I guess we just find a divorce lawyer mm-hmm well I think I think Ross already has one now this one's free right because you paid for the first two so you get the third one free hey mister kostelec how's life on the 15th floor yeah I miss you too yeah it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home you know well that's very generous uh but look this isn't about the money you know it's just I need something that's more than a job I need something I really care about and that's on top of the year in bonus structure dream look out ow I'm not playing hardball here ok there's not a negotiation This Is It this is a rejection minute no no no stop saying that stop saying numbers I'm telling you you've got the wrong guy you've got the wrong guy I'll see you Monday man oh my god he remembered remembered what it was like months ago we were walking by this antique store and I saw this pin in the window and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl oh I can't believe he remembered well sure but can you play it on a plane oh so ready this must have cost him a fortune I can't believe he did this MA Ross remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck what did you just say crystal duck no no no the the love part Lenin hey Chen can you help me out here I promise I'll pay back oh yeah right okay including the waffles last week you're now owe me 17 jillion dollars oh did you eggs call somebody yeah about 300 guys I went to high school you know what ii thought gum would be perfection gum would be perfection gum would be perfection so ii said gum would be nice cuz I said I'll have a stick but no no no for me gum is perfection I loathe myself okay what next blow a bottle is good it's got a boyish charm it's impish here we go that's going in okay let's try it now you got a whip it this has been fun yes yes thanks for letting me use your phone and for saving my life well good-bye Chandler I had a great blackout see you hi um I'm account number seven one four three four five seven and I don't know if you got any of that but I would really like a copy of the tape I've been married three times ooh Rach Rach we gotta settle so what the Jamestown Colony of Virginia you see King George is giving us the land someone in there no this is just part of a daredevil game that I play called wait until the last moment before I burst and die geez man did you fall hi so uh did you did you fall hi someone was in the ladies room I couldn't wait I left the lid up for you though you know what together a goal of go ahead I'm talking to this is part where you'd say your name ginger ginger I'm talking to ginger so don't you have to use the bathroom nope nope I just I'd rather talk to you and yes I do hey hey how's she doing she well yeah don't you think it's a she I can't tell whatever it was went back into quickly anyway I got to go change I'm meeting some of the cast for drinks excuse me what I stayed home from work today while your rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick hey who was up from two o'clock this morning until five o'clock this morning to get her back to sleep you don't think I get up when you get up oh here it comes yes here it comes I'm stuck here all day and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends well I don't think so mister hey I need to relax okay I was working all day and you don't think taking care of our chick is work that's not what I said okay I just meant I know what you meant Oh it's Janice ball is Janice oh good this is Jim card oh yeah Jim member I try to go four times a week but I've missed the last 1,200 times so why don't you quit you don't think I've tried you think I like having $50.00 taken out of my bank account every month nope they make you go all the way down there then they use all these phrases and peppiness to try to confuse you and then they bring out Maria who is Maria Oh Maria you can't say no to her she's like this lycra spandex covered gym treat all I want is my freedom foot rubs for a month freedom I'll take all of your photos it up with a ninja photo albums freedom I want my freedom why won't you hear me Sophie happy happy I'm gonna say this for the last time would you please just gentlemen your pick it's all relative Monica and I had a grandmother who died you both went to her funeral name that grandmother Nana she has a real name Althea Althea what are you doing I took a shot you're shooting Adelphia I'll see you is correct my shooting oh she's got you running errands you know picking up wedding dresses huh wha what's what Pok no wit ha it's not whipped whipped is that's what I did what you have to forget about Elizabeth I mean if you're not careful you may not get married at all this year I'm just thinking about your new bride at home okay do you really want to start your life together by letting her down marriage advice really I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had I'd be going like this how did you get to be so cute well my grandfather was Swedish and my grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny okay now you're even cuter mm-hmm so Chandler I guess I'll see you at dinner dude sorry ah how'd you Rachel what gave me away she's gonna tell her I have to get it over with I've told Ross and Phoebe and she's the only one left okay that's it so everybody knows it's official we're moving in together no turning back are you scared are you know wow that was my scariest voice you're very brave the socks look I'm just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you the minute Monica and I break up I'm moving right back in hey Chandler come on either knitting potholders no thanks Josephine hey Ross I was one of you oh my god where are all the men yes honey I've made it myself I can't do it I can't do it

Channel: samantha gistelinck

Views: 1,300,274

Keywords: Chandler Muriel Bing (Fictional Character), Friends (TV Program), Best, Forever, Best Friends, Friends Forever, 4ever

Id: fdh12o89yTs

Length: 11min 14sec (674 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 23 2013