Frankie Boyle Audience Abuse 1/4

Haden low fella you've made a [ __ ] effort looks like someone shaved a monkey and kicked it through top man you've gone for it with her here here having you you look like a moderately powerful Pokemon where is he a giant version of you the [ __ ] Russian those there are you didn't big fella how's life been since you played [ __ ] in the blazing side that was moving what you do back man I think IT and you said that in a serve and my soul is dying every time I sit in front of the computer screen visual Italy you've had your ring destroyed I don't what do you do man you know what photographer you know photographer you know a trainee Peter fail sir elevates your Scottish people do they think was a lot more Scottish people hadn't yeah all of us around it's these from Scottish people say [ __ ] or Paisley he's he's talking [ __ ] tone talk trunks hair so that we've had a higher beds what's brought you down from peasley a raft meet from Tom lips well I quite like judo and soft drugs I suspect that you dance at a lot of questions what time is it drugs faith these from faiths whereabouts and faith you from here I have to explain nested M name recently Kirk or D the tones played took about of an orc recently when they found out that the people of Ethiopia were holding a rock concert for them so what are you doing in London what canals I do of Scottish answer you're just gonna pleat the information I gradually I'm here [ __ ] human riddle from Kirkcaldy my first is in windmill but not into now I walk about what do i what cat guess again what you work at consultants do I go any deeper into the explanation or registers management consultant what are they managing are they managing to find you quite an annoying [ __ ] is that how you've managed to stay in the business so long just by Kevin when world dances watch what should we do about the staff more more stuff maybe what about you a hats my everyone can carry off her hat in the front row of a comedy club why are you in disguise to me is a particular reason what do you do for a living you're a fundraiser for Charlie rather just yourself I'd like you to sponsor me because I'm [ __ ] skillets which are your reason funds for disabled children I'm gonna have to be pretty good to get any laughs sir I used to work as a support worker disabled but then I can I work day if I couldn't get into weight little in half so I was kidnapped person against the wind trying to get them to beat fear he keeps is that too much this will be a long [ __ ] show are you doing fella you gives you just like the look where's your story what you do you're an event manager do you hire [ __ ] celebrities for your events not i'm totin for what could anything who's a Shetty celebrity you've ever hired sorry are we are we holding our CEO and co [ __ ] was that don't you just keep Chapman NSF you're part of something okay we're making fun of this not talk did I say Jen your faces are going and please don't why so soon is this your bad that is he gripping you what's the story what do you do man working customer services working customer services is that a polite we have seen call center you've got a job they literally couldn't get an Indian to [ __ ] do what were you fella in a white van you just define yourself by that by the border with [ __ ] van that you drive what you're doing about your weight van you live out cash and carry food and deliver cash and carry food I sounds utterly soul-destroying why'd you do to liven things up at lunchtime do you stick on a DVD of Steve Davis talking about his favorite carpet samples is that it's gonna go it's gonna go van driver [ __ ] Coulson we're going to get don't ham and he'll be like a one-legged juggler who sucked off Prince Phillip what's your story fella you know journalists and here you jumbling 4ft Financial Times the [ __ ] you doing it one of my choice this is for scum whether you big man with you stop blocking a evil [ __ ] you invest an ethical stock so is it largely one means to Somalia I slash the invested Wayne means to Somalia I also invest in clean killers and plastic knees so the Somalian stand in the line mains but then they take the painkillers they have the knees replaced essentially I'm given the Somalians the gift of surprise what's the most evil thing you've ever treated in weapons weapons what sort of weapons guns and who did you buy them for cuz you know what if it was a bank job I'll look the other way did Mark Thatcher you ever think you're getting a gun and blowing your own [ __ ] head off Oh a grip of [ __ ] wholesome looking children how you doing miss Becky when you look like the leader what do you guys do Joel [ __ ] raid their end investigate messages and your bakes or something how you doing little fella you know college is it a real college of one of these things that used to be a [ __ ] swimming pool what you studying me be history that's that's is focused on ideas you have on your college program have you recently discovered marijuana by any chance cuz [ __ ] your pal beside you has definitely discovered marijuana haven't you fell out oh you did what's what's life like if you look like a [ __ ] good-looking suffer because obviously I've always just dragged myself around like the [ __ ] Elephant Man why the [ __ ] is it like what do you do man alright so it's not ok there's it you might look beautiful but you sound like the Elephant Man I'm going to you there the minute time here I hope you won't touch me on that is that we won't let your mascot or something yeah we got him since our dog died and to be honest he's been slightly disappointing but [ __ ] it his mum died so we've got to do something what do you do little fella tell me your mum's alive thank [ __ ] for that just you're bad that's dead and [ __ ] him what what's your what's your goal in life low fella that is the least ambition I've ever had that any statement you take about three minutes to see I don't know hopefully one day Frankie I can group Dells and walk backwards into the sea worried about the future flood all you should you particularly whatever in the next couple of minutes which I'm gonna make quite difficult for you you know what do you about young women getting bigger cela an 18 year old girl no can we what sex with 160 to see better tame your sex T you try to shake an eating you don't get all bloody Terri are attacking a giraffe that tame your sex T the only way you'll be able to satisfy anything you don't get all will be if anything you know guy uses you as a strap-on then fella what's your story that was just a sudden male yeah my story is about this Franky yeah that's how I got this girl look at this what do you do man you're a graphic designer surprisingly camp job for a straight man and what have you been graphically designing this week corporate events is the whole audience tonight a sort of evil may own [ __ ] Darvey those up the back what I do not to shoot the finally Joe just get a bus together paid for by [ __ ] former Nazis Hayden and Chile or something come on i'll big knee we need to laugh after a hard day of killing children and what do you design for these corporations man cd-roms about the business promotional business materials Jerrica hörmann just think I could stick my head in the oven make the world a much better place what do you do you work at a livestock market have you coin some Lydia from 1892 Ziggy says there's an 80% chance we shouldn't set down the front you'll take the pests well wonderfully Dickensian job you've caught so what do you do with the livestock after you [ __ ] it fantastic have you ever killed anything no not yet that's a [ __ ] sinister answer that's generally not the way you want to respond to that question on a deep-lying to me what are your ambitions why I'm not gelled anything yet where are you feeling hey well you're a [ __ ] scary-looking [ __ ] yeah I know he's probably nice to you but he is one terrifying [ __ ] dude man what you doing down here you do special effects for computer games and [ __ ] like that look at what you could have made in your life you could be a guy who looks like he's [ __ ] just jumped out of Grand Theft Auto snare themselves some [ __ ] beautiful women in a kill job man if you wasn't so busy suckin the devil's [ __ ] Park looking for people to chat to there's nothing wrong with that are you doing fella the check shot their second role hey dude man what are you doing recruitments a one-word answer that tells me [ __ ] all you'd be working for some sort of Kohl Center you could be a mercenary trying to overthrow Equatorial Guinea who you need man Pumas you recruiting [ __ ] could you need those for procurement staff great anybody any the wiser here I was actually slightly new more when I thought it was PMS like I could tell you about procurements oliveira franking throw me the ball what's procurement power you buy stuff I knew that you'd have talents I didn't know what they were buying well if you pour it last week you don't do it so when I asked you what do you do you they say that this step enter some kinda [ __ ] fantasy life what do I do Frankie well have you read dr. Zhivago I'm Doctor Zhivago what do you do you fancy telling us see if you don't tell me anything I won't [ __ ] move along okay I still ate him talk to your Nate like [ __ ] Valda Nichkhun you just tell me what you do I make a joke about her it's a [ __ ] thing to be doing we all go in with the leaps so if I bring the magic for anybody there so what's your rule in fine candy great you're a metal man another thing that tells us almost nothing I'm surprised that you're persevering with watts soon you're just gonna yell out a formula what's the biggest thing you've ever bought a car I mean for your work you'd have bastards this is nice of devolved and an episode of treasure has noses are you then fella whether you do you're an estate agent ha ha ha ha oh yeah [ __ ] bits on the other foot now [ __ ] you're calling us and we're not returning your [ __ ] calls are you good lady what do you do clearly you believe in him sin when the money dries up you work in fashion what you doing in fashion product development still not telling me much are you working on Ann Summers and Dundee developing a crotchless shell suit [Applause] [Laughter] what you working on this week Barberie so you're both involved in two things that are just going out of fashion it's all facts there's some old [ __ ] in today saying that it's been a mild winter some of these faces oh you didn't big jolly chap with the beards those checks man what do you do you herd for Hackney code so and that's why you're laughing because there's nothing you can do that [ __ ] enough to get you science or should we do with the Marxist year oh I don't know if over them promotion [ __ ] hello are you doing little fella are you a student nurse I'm sorry no you work what you work at you know packaging art worker what about four boxes exciting stuff and wife what are have you drawn onto a mobile for next week what's it all the ones you ever think you've drawn a big tumor on to the person it's [ __ ] try to use it for you sorry can't get you I'm in a tunnel and I've got cancer of the head and is that shooked lady she looks like she could rip you apart like a [ __ ] chicken wing does he touch this age when it does to give I pray your nose lays up

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Length: 18min 2sec (1082 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 30 2018

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[u/YOUREABOT]

The fkn chicken wing at the end... Ahahhhhhhhhhhh

[u/StevieTV]

This is very tame after seeing Jerry Sadowitz live at the King's last night.