First Time Playing Project Zomboid & On The HARDEST Start

welcome in to project zombo I'm doing the YouTube intro everyone sh up I've shed up my ass are you serious bro you serious right [Music] now those pens pencil coins I'm I'm turning all this why does it got my microphone in that do I do I do the [Applause] tutorial oh my God guys can you shut up so I can do the intro back kill wife can you guys shut up so I can do the intro for the oh my God you guys are ruining this for the YouTube viewers no go go right in I don't know hey Matt by the way what's up oh my God there's too many people in chat I can't read chat you kind ma nights fresh fried eggs that's the only reason I subed thought you should you know what I'm going to drop the news chat I think the next video I think the next video is going to be Two Worlds 2 there I dropped the news there it is there the big news it's either going to be that or it's either going to be that or sleeping dogs all achievements I haven't decided yet but it's going to be one of those two videos going to take a little rest from Bethesda okay can you guys can we okay I'm just going to let you guys get these silets out of the way I'm just going to do the tutorial while while we win your wife gone you know what I'm muting the subs today we need to be immersed we need to be immersed thank you nitrous meth for the two months freak muff thank you so much for the 22 why did you give why did you give ju a shout out bro he doesn't need it that guy's already got a big Channel he doesn't need he doesn't need a shout out oh my god dude did you add the emote zombies all right this is how you died we'll do the tutorial okay we're just going to do a quick T is the camera F annoying it's kind of annoying whatever I don't care all right here we go welcome to project zomo soon you'll die horribly no one will mourn you and you will be swiftly forgotten everything will have been for nothing so let's make sure you go out fine first thing first you can zoom in with your mouse wheel yes yes I how to now Zoom back yes okay okay let's have a look at your character information click on the flashing heart over on the left here you can see your health status scratches Bots bleeding broken limbs all listed for your convenience press space yeah skills okay okay I'm just going to speedrun through this okay we're going to speedrun oh my God we're going to speedrun the [ __ ] through this I know how to do this right right click okay all right we good we good chat we walk we're walking Mario thanks for giting a sub to Kung I appreciate that okay okay okay I got this stra to the next room oh [ __ ] a zombie Is that real is the camera thing not working anymore oh [ __ ] it turned on is my food okay yeah we take this uh eat the Dead Mouse I know how to do the tutorial we're got to eat the dead mouse guys I think if you stack the cameras they don't work you you can't keep stacking the cameras they don't you're wasting your channel points all right I got the pen see I know how to play this you know we don't need to you know we don't need to do do the tutorial let's go you guys ready for this should I put death counter or attempt counter what do you guys prefer deaths or attempts I say we could do like attempt instead of death would you prefer it say attempt number one or death's cringe counter you want deaths okay all right I think attempts attempts better for like people watching hey Lyn let my subplate okay it's already sorry it's already [ __ ] it's already let my sub there you go thank you so much for the uh 39 mons I'm going to turn Subs back on now everyone everyone stopped sewing so the subet are back on uh the C all right you guys ready yo Mr pew pew thank you for the free BS solo wait can I play online with people yo J you got a mic y je you got a mic what do you mean optimistic I've got this i got this in the bag all right solo this is the one we're doing a really CD da you get out of the shower and fall badly you're blind drunk and have a nasty cold on top of all this your house is on fire today is definitely not your day a challenge inspired by you yeah yeah yeah so this is really hard okay this is really hard stuff oh my [ __ ] saman for thanks for the five thank you so much for the five [Music] Samantha I was waiting for one of you guys to turn on the camera man turn it on I'm looking at the camera oh my god did you enable it I was just I was waiting to jump scare you guys are you [ __ ] kidding you guys didn't even let me do that yeah yeah now you're okay whatever all right next so do I just go random for this one what do you guys think we just go random okay guys it needs to be more expensive I like it the way it is God do all negative trads no no no no no I don't I don't know if we can do that thin skinned slow loss of tightness while sleeping Restless sleeper dude that's [ __ ] fine whatever next okay let's make our character what were we calling them Jabo Jabo jebo what Restless sleep is so garbage it doesn't matter I'm dead anyways the Hood [ __ ] Jabo it's that's such a dumb name all right chest hair yeah of course I've got chest hair dude of course I've got chest [Music] hair I don't know what any of this means left parting kind of sounds like my hair yeah I've got like darkish brown hair jebo oh no your name got random no why all right I don't have a beard I have like scruffy but I don't think they're going to have yeah that's not really none okay okay hot take but project zomboid characters look ugly without the beard oh my god dude this guy looks horrible we should put we should put it back on let put stubble back on there's no stubble chin let's go for that oh stubble oh oh oh I see right what should we go for the start should we just go for basic start what if we give him like proper good shoes can we like cheat and give my character like you know a vest a gun at the start can I get a gun I can't change his skin color to anything like crazy it's kind of boring all right enjoy work Chase don't think you can with CDD a no shoes since hardest start God I guess we start with nothing then save this as Jabo it let's play these are the end times I start the timer okay we're in boys we're 3 seconds alive actually okay we'll start the time when I click Start gun is bad no no gun is what you want to get it's the end goal of this game I've I've watched an IG amphibian video Mario thank you so much for the gift sub and thank you guys so much for the level six hype train what a bunch of losers thank you thank you guys so [Music] much okay this is how you died I don't need controls I don't oh my God what is happening um um do we just get out we just get out right oh my God I'm on fire am I dead oh my God I'm on fire am I am I basically already dead oh my God the zombies I can't run I can't run my My Le oh my God my leg is uh-oh I'm dead I'm dead this zombie is going to get me dude I don't know what I'm doing chat this is a bad idea game is very fun when finally get it oh no I think it's over I don't think we should have played I think we should have played something else today and maybe we should have played Tony Hawks on the ground too you guys oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I shoved him I shoved I got him I'm alive I'm still alive 40 I'm still alive 47 seconds in back off [Music] back right I see now I get it I see I see I get it I get it Chad I get it it makes sense now you didn't even live for 1 minute you guys don't understand okay we don't have much oh okay everything's so much better here one sec bread knife meat meat cleaver that's a good start what do I need I need to get something to like bandage myself up right can food oh my God dead rat this is oh my God the house is on fire I need a hurry hurry oh my god do I take the the T the tin opener oh my God I can't even speak to that I I take the can opener right okay this is a good start chat attach equip primary okay I need I need food I I need something I feel like I'm dead already I feel like I'm dead already am I dead already I'm dead already right can I rip oh my God is anything in here please no no I just needed a you missed oh my God I'm I'm dead cuz I'm going to bleed out right wait this is my blood trail wait a second I can experiment I can follow my own blood trail and see where it leads to how am I doing healthwise uhoh I'm infected I'm infected I'm infected is that mean I'm a Zombie you know what we're going down [ __ ] [ __ ] no no no I survived for 44 minutes that's not bad oh my god dude am I ever going to get past this play a normal file N N I will not I will am I wait am I spawning in the same save what about the H what about the what about the what about the uh what the [ __ ] is blocking my way can I get in the car wait wait wait I didn't start the timer how do I get in how do I no get back in the G Chad am I dead oh my God no I think it's over i' how do I how do I it's got no gas how do I switch seed how do I switch seed how do uhoh there's a button for it I don't know what the button is Zed quick oh my God it's over it's over it's over it's over I'm dead again I'm dead again dude this game is impossible to I'm kidding I'm not going to start complaining we're going to learn how to play this game now I'm going to attract all the zombies over here into the fire and then next time we save we should be oh my God wait wait wait wait okay Chad I think we're dead I think it's over can I turn this on oh my God what would you do in this situation huh you are so dead you're in that shower like Jesus Christ ah please run wait I sprinted that was sick come on come on come on mailbox you got mailed anything in the mailbox nope okay please dude I that police car it's on fire the police car that's my saving am I dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm so dead I'm so dead I'm burned terminal damage I'm dead no no 52 minutes though we keep going we'll get that Chad we'll get there I believe I believe I need to I just need to immediately find something to like bandage myself uhoh that's dead me uh-oh do you guys see dead me you might want to start a new game I'm not making this harder for myself trust me oh my God he's going to I'm going to die to me oh my God there's no way I'm going to die to you know what I'm going to kill me [ __ ] you me right you know I've always wanted to do that moving on I'm going to survive past the hour mark Chad I've put space on the timer for it okay you see the space bot that I put to the left I I just got bitten does that basically mean I'm dead if I get bitten once am I dead yeah I'm [ __ ] wait wait wait wait I've got an idea though gra what if okay check this out what if I go rip up some cloth dude I swear there's not a single bit of glove in this entire place I'm dead okay I've got an idea if I take my pants from dead me and rip them up and leave them for the next me does that does that not work oh my God this guy had chili wait this is the me that had food holy [ __ ] can I eat this okay I've got myself a knife a nice British knife here we go boys [Music] right we add to the pile next I need to go get that knife I need to go get that knife that knife is very important to me oh God please dude this guy you see him I'm going to [ __ ] this guy up so bad I'm going to [ __ ] up old me that was kind of [ __ ] that that it took that long to kill them all right we just need to find okay the zombies over here we kill them and then um basically if we kill these zombies we get clo we get bandages right die dude I could have done a better job with my foot stab him in the head Jesus oh my God okay I've got to I got a few of them oh oh my god did you see that okay one sec uh rip clothing all one that was [ __ ] sick okay uh quick remove glass on oh no am I already I'm already like scratched and bled to bleeding this is I'm dead I'm already infected what's the point if I'm already infected why you even bother IO honestly honest to God in my opinion right you might as well just what's the point hey what a make diis dirty rags look where where the briefs man they might be better okay it's fine uh we have a few bandage with ripped sheets infection can be an infected cut not a b oh my God my bandage is already dirty are you kidding there's no way I have to dirty I have to dirty ragot I'm dead am I just straight up dead there's no way I can survive this right okay I've got shoes that's good uh wear these wear that too you have to wear some [Music] clothes is it good to wear bloody clothes I feel like it's not uh-oh all right come here come here [ __ ] let me show you what's what [ __ ] did she just attract like an entire Crowd Oh my God my my guns my weapon's gone bad news chat my weapon's gone I'm just going to have to kick it get on the ground nice what what did I die to what did I die to fire did I just get turned into a crispy you burned oh my God all right weak stomach smoker oh my God hi dude imagine rolling traits like this in real life all right here we go here we go here we go all right I can go back and grab my loot it's fine wait wait first thing first we need to rip out that that this and just immediately bandage this yeah we need to I think removing this first thing first did I not remove oh my God where's the gamer occupation excuse me sir I'm a video gamer first and then uh uh American citizen second sir a that bread knife's [ __ ] take the jacket we take we can I just okay can I just like pull together a bunch of loot con constantly and just keep killing myself to wear my same clothes I can do that right oh my feet are getting scratched because of damn because I didn't have any oh I didn't have I get it because I didn't have any shoes on yo I'm getting it you're so dead it's fine it's fine don't worry about it it's fine rip sheets on that we're good there's a zombie right behind me uhoh is it just one of you I need that dress ma'am I need that [Applause] dress what slippers oh oh oh my god oh oh oh chat we found the we found the [ __ ] motherl Lord yeah put them on all right rip that all of that put the all rip that too I'm going to wear the the I'm obviously going to wear these we got to put the drip on you know necklace with Cru fix might help us against any demons never know um wear that sure put on some pants man I don't know if I want to put why why are they all dirty rags how often do you have to clean your bandages this [ __ ] takes this this [ __ ] is horrible okay we need to just go we need to go get some water dirty rags are okay for right now I'm just going to survive in my house my house didn't fully burn down so we're good I'm still alive I'm going to move this over here so I can constantly see that wash yourself okay this might be good so do I I want to bandage up the bleeding stuff too don't i j would stand a chance in an apocalypse I would honestly be the first person to die in a zombie apocalypse I can guarantee you that okay clean all of my Rags nice okay I can just keep cleaning them here does that work oh [ __ ] wait this is kind of op I have to constantly clean my groin sorry there was a bit of glass in my [ __ ] to pull it out at the start it's actually the the law clean rag please the law of this game was oh that's dude that gets dirty so fast what is that that gets no no no no that gets dirty so fast that is so [ __ ] the groin one you guys not see that cough is going to attract them how do I how do I oh my God how do I how do I get rid of my cough do I have a oh my God I have a cold oh my God how do I get rid of the cold put tissue in left hand it's a deep wound you're actively bleeding how do I stop myself from actively actively bleeding though just stop bleeding out of your dick bro get warm I I I drink have a drink of water all right nice and then we just have to keep removing bandages jab project Z is one of the best gaming experiences you can have in the modern day it is absolutely eye openening how amazing open this open this and oh my God it's dirty again it's literally dirty already literally dirty already where's my open eat all of it I want you to get fat eat it all should I wear the jacket it's bloody what does that what does the red mean is that not good we drop that I think I should okay we've stabilized a bit right we should go back outside and get some more loot I feel like we're um we stabilized a little bit how the [ __ ] do I get out bro oh my God this bandage is dirty now oh my God BR how they can't just keep doing this to me making me bandage up everything need a needle in the Fred yeah we're at half Health now the question is can I survive this adventure half health I'm looking good I've got an empty tin can drop that [ __ ] I got five dirty oh my God it's dirty already need clean cloves over the bandage oh is it because I'm wearing oh this is okay we drop this we we we rip this uh okay I don't have dirty clothing I do have dirty sneakers on that's fine uh-oh okay don't look CH don't look my character uh-oh nice nice clutch clutch clutch rip all the shots uh rip all the socks too we we're just going to freeze to death it's fine I don't need it it's fine dirty bandage remove the bandages are fine dirty as long as they're not bad really wait so I've just been overreacting with the dirty bandages this entire time well thanks Chad oh my God this one's running [ __ ] you nice okay we is getting a bit out of hand no no no no please I'm going to [ __ ] kill you before I go I'm going to kill both of you before I go he you're dead I'm going to [ __ ] I'm going to kill you no We R again chat we have to go right back outside we have to go quick quick quick quick quick we have to go grab our stuff go go go go go go go quick we have to go get our loot stop stomping them you're [ __ ] up your feet no no no no no trust me trust me I've never played this game before trust me I know this guy's got a knife okay quick quick quick we run straight over here this me this is me bro no I [ __ ] it already I'm already dead I'm already dead it's over right where these where the socks where the bra where the Underpants quick put them on bro right quick rip out the the grind thing remove glass hand oh [ __ ] I forgot to take the glass out of my [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm in pain now that'll go away though it's fine all right we we're back to where we were this is good honestly I feel like we're getting we're getting good at this game you know honestly oh my God bandage is dirty already are you [ __ ] kidding I do have a lot of dirty rags so it's fine put we had to put these back on all right now what do I do now what do I do chat what's the what's the Strat just keep ripping up clothings or where wear them these all these all bloody survive okay find a needle and Fred okay I'm just going to go back to the other side of the house I do have sneakers on we're good okay I'm going put this over here chat okay you guys don't know every time you stump their heads you [ __ ] up your feet and dirty bandages I know but I'm already dying right I'm already like on the Death Star can you wash your bloody clothes oh if I take them off okay that's no that's a bad idea put them back on put them back on cuz you're going to hurt your feet again is cleaning my clothes worth it I guess maybe unequip unip won't let me do we do we run out of water oh no uh-oh [Music] I just kind of realized why am I wearing the earrings it's immersive chat we're playing an immersive Sim the the earrings add to the character okay next house over we're going to investigate this one one of these houses is going to have like a shovel in it I think oh this is a garage I swear to God CD hidden what the [ __ ] that's not going to be helpful at all all right water's turned off in this start but sinks toilet should have a little water left over check the back of the car okay I got you how do I check it okay there's nothing in there good morning hot struck hey Li hero thanks for the 18 months chat what if I become a no cam stream and you guys never see my face ever again what if I do that would you guys hit me good good good yes good all right do we we take remove the glass no do I climb through this we have to climb through this the zombies I can hear them bro climb through the [ __ ] oh okay but we're not climbing through apparently my character's too scared to no don't don't do it there's loot in this house Chad okay nice wait okay we've we've secured a new house there's might be loot in here banana rotten eat it eat the margerine too wait do people just straight up eat maerin is that a thing clean rag all of them quick quick quick quick Qui quick no you're dead now what don't eat the rotten bananas what what CH no shut up chat shut up you're kidding you're messing around the the there's nothing wrong with a rotten banana okay what it's got like a little bit of brown at the top who cares what do you mean I'm not I'm not dead it's just a [ __ ] banana you [Music] dumbass banana I'm not going to die have a sip with water my friend wash yourself too it's rotten it's not rotten it was dirty banana it was just like overright brown banana it wasn't rotten my character wouldn't eat like he wouldn't just eat would he would he just eat like a rot it was an actual rotten banana he wouldn't do that he's not stupid is he okay these socks are okay rip these cuz these socks are clean so we wear them t-shirt bloody okay that's fine by me sneakers bloody dude can you stop sneezing bro bro you good oh my god dude this guy can I like sleep in the bed experiencing too much pain okay you're going to die jable take as many zombies out with you as you can I'm not going to die you guys are freaking out of nothing man God you guys think I'm going to die just because Empty Bottle plast cigarettes oh my God my character my character smokes isn't he that's very important are we drink the beer cans too holy [ __ ] drink them Chad I've got a beer in my fridge should I go have it check my debuffs injured cold pain a bit tipsy well fed freezing feeling a little sad and moist yep sounds about right to me yeah I should go get the okay give me two I'll do it in a second all right do I do we run out of water again we did there are can peaches in there I should probably grab them all right onto the next one oh dirty bandage remove that I'm smarter drunk that seems like a lie you give this character two minutes honestly I'm happy was with how much we're surviving we're doing pretty good you know what 7 Minutes alive that's some good [ __ ] now the thing is where do I go I don't want to leave oh the remember the remember the the policeman car I don't think this is a policeman car this say fos oil okay what is that it's a light bulb okay what about this side bro the lock is broken do I investigate this house chat I've had two beers is that a good idea oh gosh I'm a little bit drunk yeah okay the doll One open so okay how do I climb in climb through oh we got the key for the we got the key for the thing this wa we actually let's check the house first we might actually have a house ooh we might have a house we might have a house wait everyone be quiet going to close the windows close the curtains if my character could sop stop sneezing no close the window bro okay can I can I craft Place sheet how do I do that again I have I have to like craft them don't I how do I craft them sheet rope okay I don't know how to do that need a full sheet wash all clothing oh my God this isn't Minecraft why are you crafting all right I'm going to go for a pee I'm going to leave you guys with my character if he dies I swear to God you guys are you guys are not going to hear the end of it you better not kill my character okay you better not kill him I need I need him to stop sneezing honestly his his debugs are going down though so uh maybe we might actually survive don't [ __ ] it up Chad again I'm going to close the door I'm going to leave you guys next to the bed okay I'm going to put bandage up like this where's the bedroom I can't see a [ __ ] thing right for the best okay I'm going to keep the light off Chad if he dies I swear to God if he dies I'm going to do this one last bandage and I'm gone he better not die okay I'll be back okay I'll be back in a second I'm going to be as fast as I [Music] can [Music] [Music] for we're live I did not die to my dirty groin it's fine do you think I could go to sleep actually he's in severe damage pin he should be fine yesterday stream is very POG to make the stream better can you please pair a f sound with the Looting action no no we're not doing that again yesterday's stream is very POG though I do agree yes we can sleep oh it's 8:30 where did I oh we're fully healed oh my God we're alive what does infected mean chat does that mean I'm going to I'm not going to die am I dude we we survived the day chat well look at here there chat looks like I got myself a little bit of survival skills up in this [ __ ] uh disassemble all let's have a little walk around I did it Chad I survived a day in project zomboid on the hardest start I don't know what that means we I'm not leaving this house until we're fully healed up we don't have any food we have a can of we do have a can opener should I turn on this Telly turn on Rai is a nearby power oh God we're out of power [ __ ] we have nothing in this house in fact I think this house is actually open to the to the elements do you guys see that this house really [ __ ] sucks do I have a TV license the power's off oh my god did I forget to renew my TV license oh bro device options can I dis can I rip this thing apart if you sit in the ground does it relax your character actually that's a very good question we're needing tools my body temperature is low we need to get that up higher got no protection I have no skills I've very low Health going to move this health by here so I can hover over it go for a drive you're tempting me you're tempting me the thing is if I go for okay first of all we need clothes because whatever the [ __ ] my character's got going on is not it okay this guy is wearing like ripped up jeans holes a bra bandage around his stomach what's in the fridge H what's in the fridge today huh nothing it's empty can I disassemble the fridge have a look at your health bar for a second it's dropping I don't know how to deal I don't what I don't know it was it was doing that yesterday I can't do anything about it pin discomfort slightly thirsty and nasty [Music] cold I'm cold too I need to find clothes let's go out for a drive chat see if we can find something nearby let's see what's inside the car okay you guys ready for this let's see what's in the Bonnet first okay the car's in good condition this is good I I don't know what any of this means that's good green lights around the board boys okay that kind of works we have no fuel all right well we have to kill this lady right so I think what we do is we take all this and clean it and just wear this stuff chat I mean that makes sense right do we take we don't take the bra we wear the tank top we finally have and the glasses we need glasses oh my God it looks just like me he looks just like me oh my God could it's me chat they oh my God he's wearing my twitch t-shirt the C play is complete wash all clothing please if you can oh I didn't get the beer I'll be back in a second I need to go get the beer why didn't I take the bra I didn't want it okay this is dirty remove this I think I'm slowly dying oh the clothes are wet what my clothes are wet no wonder I'm dying I'm wearing wet cloth how do I dry them don't wear the don't wear them don't oh my God bro you're wearing stop wearing wet clothes are you stupid oh my God this guy is so dumb all right no wonder you got a [ __ ] cold let's go back to bed I I have a feeling we're not going to survive the night tonight [Music] Chad oh life is P I don't think I can sleep I guess we just sit on the ground for a bit huh D from the banana and the infection I'm not dying from the [ __ ] banana okay stop with this stop with this like [ __ ] you guys are lying I am not dying from the banana I'm peckish uhoh empty beer can drop [Music] them you guys stop can I like can I rip these a part lank no the banana is not what's killing me I'm I'm fine we're going to survive Chad do you think a rotten banana is going to kill you a rotten a rotten like uh I know rotten coconut water can I don't think a rotten banana is going to kill you also I've never had San mguel before whatever the [ __ ] it's called so this is my first time trying this this beer we get sick from rotten Foods [ __ ] the beer is okay it'll do can I eat noodles while watching the stream yeah yeah yeah [Music] yeah I got fast forward on chat uhoh you guys hear that shh wait do you guys hear that sh uhoh think we need [Music] a move over here oh my god oh oh my god oh no oh no my perfect house oh oh my god oh [ __ ] why that actually scar me that actually terrified the [ __ ] out of me oh my God the the strapless bra do I take it again sheet rope stop turning off the camera it's pissing me off man stop it what are you doing you're just turning it off and on the whole point was to have a bit of privacy today God damn it okay I don't know if this zombie is still in my house what window did you smash oh my God why I hi chat hi ch ch hi chat hi chat hi CH hi chat hi chat hi chat dude I I don't know what you guys are doing you guys can do whatever you want is there any way I can bought up this [ __ ] though H open curtains let's see what's outside I could go out I could go out I feel like I'm not ready for the world yet okay we're not ready to go out into the real world Chad we wait a bit okay we have to survive this is the longest I've survived this game 20 minutes I think we just need to get past this cold and these these little bandages and then we got to go find fuel for our car stop sneezing bro Jes do you not like stop yourself from sneezing I feel like that's what I would do wet War wet wet bloody war okay rip this bless you thank no no no no stop stop ripping just rip this one I see the crime rate in London has been going down has it I didn't know that was a thing has it actually oh I have food oh my god do we eat Chad do I eat my my full tin now or do I save half of it for later I guess we have to eat half need tissues or toilet paper to cover up your sneezes I don't have any oh my God there's another one sh I'm making too much noise dude I'm this sneezing is just like you kidding me again I have to protect my house I have to protect my home uh rip these okay y that was good that was good right I did good there chat oh my God dirty bandage pain in my foot okay band why oh wait no my foot's it my no my foot's just in pain okay I thought my foot was healed pain that's purely because I st stamped on that guy's head right it's the banana it's it made him sick I'm not sick I'm not sick I'm oh for God's sake bro for God's sake all right we're out chat we this is no longer our home we can't survive there that's it we're out we have to run why do we have to enable a camera I I I just thought it'd be fun for today next house this one across we already went in that house there's blood on the outside okay I think we're good I don't think I don't think we're really being followed there's a trailer home over here CH I'm really scared like this is actually going really well and I do not want to lose my save we're actually surviving okay thought process oh no never mind [ __ ] my fault process my fault process is that poor people are more likely to survive the zombie apocalypse but I don't think that's true uh-oh it's over it's over it's over it's over it's straight up over going wait for this one to hop the fence I think I'm straight up dead my foot's bleeding oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] quick no quick Jabo please all right we bandaged it okay is running attracting them more I think it is but I don't think it really matters if I'm coughing already a for [ __ ] sake it's over oh my God I should have just stayed in my little house I should I should have just [ __ ] stayed in my house [ __ ] no no this is not how it ends this is not this can't be How It Ends Chad oh it's [ __ ] done isn't it it's over what's the point I [ __ ] it there's too many there's too many zombies my character's just coughing no what the [ __ ] did you oh [ __ ] if I survive this chat I'll get us all birthday cake to share we'll all share we'll all pretend it's our birthday if I survive this we'll all get cake and ice cream just say stop and they can't chase you true please please please I'm coughing I I came so close to surviving too I was doing so well oh the zombies are after me see this is what a real zombie apocalypse would be like right do we go for the car we don't go for the car we don't risk it we got a good character he can walk dirty bandage low torso we're good I'm not losing any health anymore I'm not bleeding or anything like that we're good just keep running just keep running and coughing we We R boys we ride until the dawn oh my God holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I'm still alive all right do not [ __ ] up this hop this fence hop yes we we have we're not over yet okay never mind there's more of them over here we jump we jump the fence we jumped the fence we jump the fence we're going to jump the fence you guys ready for this we're going to jump the fence into the military complex right now here yes yes yes yes yes is that it did I survive okay okay okay okay we might be saved for now let's just I one shh okay we're alive we're not dying this I feel like okay we have to take this very slowly sorry I have to do the thing die no sun cost fallacy I got two caught up trying to kill up one person okay this place isn't safe e either no now my foot's bleeding I should have listened to chat I should have listened to uh-oh I Will Survive for I am Optimus Prime and the all spark is within my grasp oh my god dude what is actually happening in this game is it the blood trail of oh my goodness [ __ ] me goodness gracious God Almighty Lord please have some mercy on this poor man's Soul stumbling I I'm so dead I'm so dead it has just occurred to me that I am so dead do we go for the fence hop one more time and then just like hover on the other side of the fence and just like exist oh my God into the woods okay into the woods we trying we're looking for a cabin I'm so dead my character's slowing down a chew a chew stop it bro stop stop it dude stop like what is this whole like act you're doing where you're pretending to be shut the [ __ ] up just don't look behind do not look back we're dead we're dead no my glasses they took my glasses six 2 for house I killed oh my god dude this is so hard I didn't even get [Music] anywhere give me some give me someone good man not this not none this stuff all right we're just going to start like [Music] this let's go why don't you just run Dude that [ __ ] emote man that emote needs to go I was running do you not see me okay okay quick instant rip out the the big glass Shard out of my gigantic penis glass Shard removed I am now just bleeding everywhere this is fine we we we we this is fine we need to go find one bandage now there's a lot of dead bodies over here so there's a very good chance that one of them's going to have a bandage this guy's got canned chili and mus is that me that's me from earlier okay uh wear the briefs [ __ ] it dude any shoes please thank you I I was wearing the shoes what are you talking about was I not wearing the shoes don't don't do not wear rip that that's a good t-shirt you didn't put them on I was wearing them oh a hunting knife oh oh dude chat CH Changers oh wait I wasn't actually wearing the shoes last time wait you have to actually equip them in this menu oh right we have a zombie coming quickly just rip sheat it up and we go nice instakill I look like John Cena am I going to get sued by a WWE for my outfit okay I need this I don't need any of this stuff I I will wear this for protection though and I will also what you what do you have t-shirt where that yeah okay am I doing good police gear where police jacket did I miss it the bra you guys are making a joke oh this police Trooper oh my God wait is this op this seems like it' be op oh my God Chad I'm a police officer oh my God this this I bet this office is like really good oo 20 30% that's not bad okay now we need to find somewhere to live do we go back to our shitty little house that we had before oh I guess we just keep riding Chad I want to find a car you need to find the Gap gun you know what I'm wearing shoes I've got shoes on shoes and socks we're good this time around okay look at the holes in my clothes it's fine it's fine bro okay you take what you can beggar can't be choosers you know it is what it is if you've been there you've done that you know what I mean holds of for airflow Jobo alien Jobo alien Jobo alien J alien Jobo alien chat 50,000 people used to live here now it's a ghost town you have your watch equipped not the knife huh do you have to equip that in secondary or is that just to wear it Cam's off because the alien is playing true right chat we got no banana this time to get us ill all right we're good we're going to go over here going to investigate the uh this avv home click the wear option what are you talking about for the watch oh my God there's a zombie inside the house we're going to we're going to kill this zombie Hey sir oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's dead canot oh my God wait that was from the canana okay don't get ahead of yourself where this nice so I must be like really warmed up now like temperature wise my body temp oh cuz I'm wet let's get inside this is our new home for a bit chat we're going to I think living in the RV is a good idea think about real estate right people want all the the good real estate in this game so oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me if I was a zombie I'd be I'd be in the rich neighborhood you know I wouldn't be in the in the i' I would be in the okay my my bandages are all dirty I need to clean them real quick uh wash can I uh where the [ __ ] is the clean bandages option HH is it gone the windows are smashed don't stay here we're going to check it for loot first this is the breaking bad House Jesse we have to cook Jesse Jesse y I actually hated breaking bed the first time I watched it did not like the first season of Breaking bed and everyone called me dumb and they bullied me and guess what I liked I like the second season press space but right click to K to kick H I don't know if I trust that guy in chat but I'm going to do it anyways his name is spoonful of [ __ ] so okay it's not okay never mind I wasn't doing it trustworthy sauce dish towel dry self o black Chalker military boots oh they got to be good should I wear the Chalker you know what for fashion points yeah we wear the we wear the Cher bro I don't have any um clean stuff equip secondary could this stop me from sneezing surely oh my god dude bro come on can you not just like surely you just put like the cloth over your mouth you know eat the [ __ ] tuna i' said clean clothes on the low on the priority list I need clean I need I need oh I need to rip and pot someone's clothing that's what I need to do I think I dropped all my uh bandages ooh a key ooh bandana oh is that good TI put on face that's going to be good for like infections and stuff right a bandana no okay this game is unrealistic just saying this house is rancid I only have dirty rags what okay go clean the rags bro clean all of your Rags when they move in the middle of an animation it cancels the anim it cancels the action I'm getting that bro I keep get I know chat I'm getting there it's um my little brain okay it doesn't work my brain don't work sometimes put the rip sheet on is this a speedrun no this is we're literally just trying to to survive okay this is my first time playing this video game uh should I wash my boots no clean the rags though and have a drink okay we're alive that's what matters chat let's have a look what do we got here nothing in the in the coverboard nothing in the TV that's fair the bed there's a bed here okay you're playing your better at this game than me I've never played it thanks man you know really pickles oh my God chat we are saving those pickles for a bad time okay we are saving those pickles for a bad day everyone be quiet we got pickles we're going to share them can I turn off the light please okay so is this a bad place to stay you guys tell me if I sleep on this bed it's going to be bad for me check the friezer I thought I did please check the bathroom for loot I did I did I checked I did this I I did this whole thing oh my God there's a pipe rent okay what's better the pipe wrench or the hunting knife knife for now we'll keep this obviously knife till it brecks feels like the the the wrench I feel like I'd prefer wrench and a zombie apocalypse personally you know if if I knew zombies were coming at me I'd rather be able to like bunk them on the head I feel like itd do more damage oh this place is scary Chad I don't like it I don't I don't think we're in a good spot man oh my my temperature's going up my protection's good okay let's um let's try and call it a night I'm in too much pain okay we can't call it a night just yet does the stream know has a map what the hell oh I do have a map what is oh I have the I have this mod thing on ADD marking can I add a marking I need a pen or a pencil to add markings whatever whatever didn't it's not like I care anyways have a seat on the ground sir you deserve it how do I how do I uh hide the UI chat alt f4 pulls up the map try to cover the windows I don't have anything to cover these windows I'm [ __ ] my grin's infected it's fine Chad you guys never had an infected groin before God it pulls up the other map ah tab I like for am he just pull he actually pulls out a map it's kind of cool okay um we might need to go to the next place Chad where's the next house over do we do we go for this house here this house could be better what do you think yeah pull out my infected groin my little dirty dick oh do we sleep till the morning what do you guys think these [ __ ] bandages being dirty all the time go anywhere but Northwest okay I kind of want to go Northwest now I'm just going to be honest it make me want to do it trailer Parx suck you should go somewhere else I don't know bro looks like I'm surviving right now looks like I'm surviving pretty well V removes UI it it ain't doing it Chief options key [Music] bindings press any key to assign does mouse keys not work fine vehicle radial menu wa that kind of seems important what do I do for toggle UI then little mouse button that doesn't work either Mouse is not a key Mouse 5 is a key uh can I just assign to like free tab toggle mode what the [ __ ] is toggle mode what is toggle mode what does that do do I use that that's kind of weird yeah you kind of sign the mouse buttons I hate games that don't do that because I have like two extra Mouse buttons for that specific reason you use that for some stuff talk mode is one click not hold down the button okay I'm just going to sign it the okay switch chat stream switch chat stream okay I don't know what the [ __ ] that means there we go Chad here I am sitting on the ground on a pile of blood can you stop coughing it's kind of like putting me off man he keeps coughing all the time is he okay all right we're just going to get to bed okay can you can you sleep you bro go to sleep man he is not okay he's fine he's in a little bit of discomfort he's got a cold and he's in pain that's fine dude you're literally ill he has an STD in his groin he does not have a sexually transmitted disease my character do not had sex okay I know this clean rag all of them if I clean my rags in this and then drink from the the clean rag water is that bad he sex the the zom busy [Music] I I want that guy banned we going to go to the ne okay I'm going to blow my nose what I I don't [Music] whatever all right chat we're going to go to the next house I'm going to use the darkness of night as cover is this I think this might be a bad idea by the way I think this is a really bad bad idea this is a bad idea right did you time him out excuse me oh run run oh my God I [ __ ] up right we we turn we turn we turn we turn we turn we turn oh my God oh my God we [ __ ] up chat it happened again I [ __ ] up again no no I [ __ ] up I've attracted another H I can fight them off I can fight them off I can fight them off I can do it I can do it I believe one down run we strle around oh my God there's four of them no no no no no okay we we go we go we go we go we go I don't know what to do at this point when I'm in this state what do I do Chad it's over isn't it it's over I'm done there's nothing I can do at this point do I just keep running Bravo 6 going dark we we hide we we we okay this is it this is the Strat they won't follow me this way it's not like the coughs [ __ ] bringing them to over to me is the cough is it truly the cough that's doing me in oh my God okay I think I think I [ __ ] it I need to get out of here oh God no no no please please eat the pickle eat the pickle eat no dude this game is so [Music] 6 hours [Music] okay all right I'm making my own character this time first AO sure is that good less chance of f food illness Runner add that too let's go am I doing good let's go boys we keep looking at this we keep playing the same guy the same save all right remove glass from wound walk around with dirty pee pee it's fine oh my God I can't see a [ __ ] thing is that a ho I think that's the h i just let in uh-oh I'm already dead I'm already dead wait the turn oh [ __ ] oh yeah oh oh yeah we're good we're good what is what is that what is what is going on in chat where Le a jacket I'm going to read that in a second okay give me a sec can I wear this oh okay never mind where the diamond two one not chat what is this copy pasta yeah I love how the wealthy Elite jabber takes away an essential commodity the camera and then monetizes it and charges an exob rate to access a previously free feature just to reduce the buying power amount of points the oh my God the prolit prol literate chatter has chat I I'll make you pay Channel points to [ __ ] type in the chat I'll put the chat in emote only mode and I'll put the Highlight chat message on okay I'll do that shut the [ __ ] up again I don't know what that 10l word means my word my words go up to eight letters CH okay I don't like that it's nighttime okay is this me but this is me this is my character this is my character I'm dead I'm I'm I can't survive this did I get the [Music] pickles Joe Biden wake up Joe Biden Joe Biden I'm good that was a good little maneuver you guys like that oh my God there's too many of them what am I supposed to [ __ ] do dude what am I supposed to do there's too many of them oh [ __ ] backpack oh my God that guy's got a backpack do I try and take them on no I can't take those guys on there's like five of them turn the brightness up I can't this one's got a gun this one's got a [Music] gun oh it's ogre it's it's so [ __ ] Joe Biden right now uh-oh I dude it's over chat what am I supposed to [ __ ] do why is he always was sneezing cuz he's a little [ __ ] honestly we run I'm just going to run east until I find a house we run into the woods and don't look back chat I'm going to I'm going to run he has the jabos immune system try do you guys know I've been trying my best to stay healthy and not get sick that I've not had a McDonald's in like 3 weeks cuz usually whenever I get food poisoning it's always McDonald's that causes it so I stopped getting them cuz I I I I was sick of being sick for like those two to three weeks I was Ill one sec maybe if I eat I didn't pick up the pickles are you [ __ ] kidding me right yeah no McDonald's Joe Biden Joe Biden let's go cuz you have that pasta for breakfast I've been having uh I actually what did I have for breakfast today oh I had a was it OS what what what's it g Ros G I don't know how to [ __ ] say it dude my girlfriend's whenever I say yo I was talking my girlfriend last night about Greek food and I was like oh I want to get a g Ros tomorrow and she's like don't you mean or oh my God what the [ __ ] what is that no I just want one of those little little chicken kebab with chips things Osos yeah yeah yeah stop eating rotten bananas I'm just running for my life right [Music] now you're chips yeah we we have them with chips here you're about getting a pet yes yes is English your really your first language uh Os or whatever the fuckos or whatever the [ __ ] you say It's Greek not English if if I pronounced that word in an English way it would be called g g Grio Gros Grio or some [ __ ] or Gyro gyro it wouldn't be [ __ ] or whatever it's not my first language am I Greek no I'm technically like a quarter Italian but I don't I don't I don't know if I am have I made it to buy you what is this am I being chair still am I German nine where am I oh my God I think we're good ched we're still being followed by one or two zombies though one or two zombies are I can hear one to the right too can I make a good pizza no just because I'm 25% Italian I can't cook for [ __ ] I'm a disgrace but my Thanksgiving went well we don't do yeah it went well yo slipy thank you for the two months I do appreciate that thank you welcome back in best pizza restaurant in your opinion the cheaper the better the cheap cheaper the pizza the cheaper the restaurant the better the pizza usually IMO I I often find that uh like you go to Dominoes and all that stuff they have like [ __ ] Pizza okay okay okay I we got a zombie over here we got maybe one two zombies one zombie okay we run oh bro are you kidding well looks like I'm back into deep [ __ ] again once again Chad this is my adventure of me running across the oh my God a house do I want to investigate this it's a bond get out get out get out get out get out it's dead end there's a bond there do you know French tacos French tacos no I didn't know that was a thing come here no you little [ __ ] you disgusting little no I'm dead I'm so dead it's over he grabbed my little my little piggies he grabbed them the only French thing I like of fries uh do you know French fries are actually Belgian they're not French yeah I just I just ruined your entire perspective of the world didn't I yeah I know that from Yo am I Belgian yeah dude I'm totally Belgian look at I sound and I look Belgian yep also you before anyone says how do you look Belgian you just look belgians look like uh smaller versions of uh Dutch people you take a Dutch person you you uh make them .8 times the size that's a Belgian bro can you please stop following me I am I am just a simple man out of in the woods trying to survive oh my God where the [ __ ] am I going I'm so dead I'm so dead I'm so [ __ ] dead there is no way I'm surviving this my character's out of breath oh [ __ ] it's jov oh my God I have nothing on me I've took this key this random key that I have as well quick okay I think we are alive you know actually I think we might survive now we got away from most of the zombies things are calming down I just got to find myself somewhere to live have a quick look at the map okay um right which way do I keep going chat I guess we head this way towards the motorway uh if a zombie scratches you have a 7% chance of an infection if it's a laceration it's 25% if it's a bite it's 100% okay well I if I get infected good riddens this world didn't need me anyways I can hear zombie again dude are you [ __ ] kidding me I'm sorry but like why is there so many zombies in this game you know why you know true actually why is there so many zombies in this game my left foot has full protection uh-oh I only have one shoe great find somewhere to sleep that's very good advice thank you so much let me just have a little quick look at my map all right we're very close to somewhere to sleep what is that noise I feel like oh my God that zombie is right behind me can you guys like barely see the screen this must be like the darkest [ __ ] ever man no it's over it's over it's [ __ ] J boys that was the worst character that was the worst character we ever had oh my God I get [Music] this we need do well outside yeah sure all right let's [Music] go stop throwing I what do you mean stop throwing I don't I don't know what that means bro I'm not even frowing I once you've got a ho around you what can I do except keep running when my character's coughing all the time make it make sense there's a dead rat oh [ __ ] just go to the Pu and wa it wa it out okay what we're going to do is this we're going to I I canceled the animation again I'm going to drink my alcohol eat the dead rat chat do you guys not want me to play this game is that what this is guys you guys if you guys want to watch something else that's totally fine by me is that two zombies already it's fine cuz we're [Music] Gamers no it's over I'm taking you two with me give me that [ __ ] gun [ __ ] give me that gun no you mother no get off get off me no new character we go again we're going to bum chat we're going to bum rush listen to me we're going to bum rush that gun that is our only way of surviving is we get that gun and we instant bang bang head shot can you up the brightness yeah sure bro give me a second uh what would that be [Music] display I don't know how to T up the brightness I don't know how to do it um accessibility okay I got an idea why don't I just do this I can add a filter to this chat and just okay I don't know if this helps is that better I feel like we shouldn't really do this this is cheating but okay hey me I just died to myself I just I just [Applause] died let me grab the let me grab the gun let me grab pick it up bro grab it this guy we keep going we rush we get it Chad that's how we win that's how we win I promise every time I die I have to give the Cod a chat no all right we're alive for 30 second bro can you die okay this one guy just refuses to there's two of me now okay why am I limping I have uh glass in my [ __ ] grab it grab I dude I can't okay okay we kill him [Applause] first play this with ju I mean if he's down I'll let him join me okay do we want to do a new save you guys want to do a a new save or do you want to keep going with this [Music] one ooh this guy could be [Music] good this is hurting new save okay right this we we do the exact same premise again but we start a new save also I need to I need to up the death counter from this one to this one there we go right solo cdda a this doesn't really matter jao it's let's play herey we go chat these are the end [Music] times there was no hope of survival [Music] this is how you died okay I'm taking the gammer effect off you guys don't need [Music] that all right let's go I think if I stand Here chat we're good we don't die so I think I stay here for a bit and we do like all of our health stuff here and we let the zombies set on fire and we kill them that's a good idea cuz this this area doesn't set on fire we're good trust me you spawn in the burning house it's fine the zombie is not okay okay um Don't Panic I'm stuck I'm stuck I'm dead I'm already no new character oh my God I'm I didn't pick my character take my [ __ ] kind beans and back I'm dead well it was a good ride [Music] chat you know I'm going to make sure I'm not I'm not going to make any of the mistakes that my um teammates made you know we're going to actually survive this one out I think honestly we have a good chance of surviving when you think about it realistically uh I think the entire neighborhood is on fire so we might actually be good now the downside to this playr is unfortunately uh I don't have a sink that's bad in my other playthroughs we had a sink crosswood a all right we're outside I need to find some oh this isn't good what does this mean snow you going to finish youro oh my god dude I'm so dead bro please please I could have survived this if I kill these two guys I can survive this I'm a little bit burnt it's fine holster police shirt Underpants oh my God they burnt up oh you [ __ ] dude they are you serious boxing gloves yes wait is that good the boxing gloves going to help y [ __ ] okay no they're not helping they're not helping at all they're not helping at all quick climb through the window bro they blocked me from climbing through the window no I'm so dead I could have survived this one I could have [ __ ] [Music] Sur all right there I am come here [ __ ] hey hey you hey you you're not good enough come here climb through the window okay so do I want the boxing gloves or not genuine question this like that's a genuine question I don't know if I want them yes it's better than nothing I feel like they're not I feel like if I I'd rather have n no boxing gloves on in a zombie apocalypse you know okay yeah we need to find me something to rip up that's what I need right now I need something I can rip up I need shoes too I'm being honest I have no shoes ah [ __ ] I have no weapon I have no shoes I have no life no friends what's the point why even mama trying to live What a Sad Little life I live hello [ __ ] surely the fire can keep me warm which keeps me company nope okay what's worse Kong or WD Destinies what's worse Chad would you rather get your balls twisted or lose both your balls I had a friend who had his uh balls he got one of his balls twisted and he had to lose it it was really uh I'm bleeding a little I yeah I I know I'm I've basically I'm dead I know if these two guys burn to death but if they burn to death they're also going to die oh my God I'm so dead is that Mr Beast I'm so dead it's over a we'll get that chat why is there glass in my groin honestly dude I could do about the glass in the groin not going to lie Mr be do a project zombo challenge in real life I did a project zombo challenge in real life I paid 5,000 actors to try and kill me this is what happened go with are we like lost sound effects does that just happen in this game okay I'm dead already I'm dead it's up my character could be deaf my character is deaf oh I didn't know that was a thing all right sure let's make sure we don't get that again I don't want fin skinned I'll take a beast I'll take OB Beast okay I'll take all be uh decrease content in inventory hote appetite yeah let's go for uh that sure when's the alien build okay here we go go this is our save chat this is the genuine save this is the one where we tried really hard and we build a house okay I I'm starting to think this challenge might not be possible quick just climb through the [ __ ] wind just climb through bro this is already [ __ ] stop his [ __ ] headed I'm dead I've already been bitten I've already been bitten what's the point all right I'm just going to run away and leave this dead body here so we can loot it we run out chat I'm going to die eat some broken glass can you do that this is a good try I'm just going to die over here away from everyone so nobody sees me die like right slow healer no we're getting rid of that we're getting rid of that getting rid you know what I'm just going to play as unemployed and we're going to take um oh dosman all right this is it Chad this is the save I promise you death 17 is the save we do not take the box and gloves we pull out the glass from our [ __ ] glass has been removed why can't he run uh could could you run if I put a big piece of glass in your [ __ ] hm could you run if I did that don't think so [Music] buddy okay we got our cloes back I also have a cross puzzle to do I can't rip it we need to find we need to find just a bit of cloth to to heal my [ __ ] with that's it just a simple bit of cloth pencil's cool I know I got it so I could use on the map and Mark stuff down okay we're going to try what we did last time and go to this house across the street and just survive in that if it's not already on fire Salo chat is it salute or is it Salo I can't remember Italians I need to put some cloth on my dick right now my oh this house is on fire that's not good hello okay there's fresh clean pants I say we wear them instead of the police pants the baggy ones drop them okay anything else nothing wait CH everyone just be quiet we might actually get something from this this could be good for us okay we're dying rip them it didn't let me it didn't give me the option oh my God if I just need to find dude I'm bleeding everywhere please no no the zombies aren't here are they oh my god dude what's the point bro what is the point what is the [ __ ] point Chad huh I got I just got to kill a zombie and just take that clothes oh [ __ ] no get it off do I have shoes on I don't no I'm dead I'm so dead what do I do I'm oh my God I'm just stepping on the climb through but no dude that was going so well I I could have survived that I could have [ __ ] survived hold e on Windows to climb through [Music] yeah yeah life is so [ __ ] tough all right I I think we can survive this now if those zombies have despawned am I very bad at this game was this game very hard I'm playing on the hardest start this game is also known for being hard so I'm playing on the hardest start and also so on one of the hardest on games of all time true I also suck but this is my first time playing don't rry out the glass until you find a bandage no don't tell me what to do I don't want no glass in my dick no is I'm I'm a bit he's dead already he's dead already chat this isn't going well how is he surviving this long okay no no no no I think by dragging them over to the house no no no we don't we no we do not play with death [Music] okay I just want I just want like these perks again conspicuous is pretty good save this sure right let's go again do not take the glass out of my penis Inc spicus is useless by the way thanks I thought I thought it sound like a good perk not being able to get detected and my oh there's me yeah so this is a good sign if you can see me but not the other zombies it means I think the other zombies have despawned okay hey what up Kaiser I remember you how you doing man welcome back thank you for the fours I don't think I don't think so I don't think so how am I doing H not much has changed life's pretty good thank you for the BS I do appreciate it oh dude look at all this Blood where did I die again oh right where are these where that where that where that where the reading glasses I just need like I literally just need the smallest level I just need the smallest level of clothing to survive first a kit wait is that good there's face time you got to turn it on I got I got first aid kit and tweezers is that good uh remove curtains cheat uh rip sheets okay I feel we we have made a bit of noise that's fine tweezes it for removing glass did I remove the the glass I didn't did I okay remove glass with tweezers is that good maybe then I'll I I'm less likely to get an STD yo okay good start good start uh okay we we're going to look through these probably tight semi-transparent wear them that's okay okay I have a sneaky feeling I am not wearing the right clothes but it's fine it's fine uh first Ed kit do I want to use this Do not sit there and say that my camera thing is a scam okay it is not a scam you open it and the stuff inside oh I have a bandage yo I have a bandage how do I open it equip primary cotton balls unpack that's it that's [ __ ] dog wait that's dog I got cotton balls what the [ __ ] am I supposed to use that for scam painkillers perfume a com oh my God okay okay pain kills is very good though right helps me sleep should I go to bed I feel like I should try sleep maybe get like a few few hours of rest baggy [Music] jeans the painkillers will probably help me sleep okay I'm G to try doing a very dumb thing here I'm going to try taking the pills and going to bed I still can't sleep the bandage already got dirty dude are you kidding me why is existing in this game so hard okay we got to we got to clean up the bandages okay we're good we're good bandage we bandage that I think a bandage is better and rip sheet this I couldn't sleep with a bleeding dick either I think you guys are pathetic I could I could easily do that you kidding okay we've got quite a lot out of this we are critical damage cotton balls go on your [Laughter] [ __ ] dude do you remember the [ __ ] and ball ring from yesterday oh my god dude what a [ __ ] stream by the way what a stream yesterday huh I had a fun ass time we were playing Tony Hawks underr and we ended up like making all of our abilities just stupid I had the funnest time ever yesterday yesterday was mid whatever whatever you wouldn't know good if it hit you in the face clean bandages can I drink from the toilet H character doesn't seem too good the court [Music] hanger we are still critically damaged bro I gave you painkillers he's bit Ipsy okay that's good I guess can I sit in the chat okay do we just sit here chat and wait it out no come in come in last thing I want is you smashing this window yo I feel like I'm learning how to play this [Music] game that's not good [Music] where is that attack coming from what how did you get [Music] in where the jeans I feel like I'm wearing the wrong t-shirts at all time belly button ring oh my god oh I got some Fred dude this is clip on tie a key you know we wear the clip on ties [ __ ] it we wear the socks too we got the [ __ ] ring it's fine dude I look like a dude I look like a scar banded fusus look hell yeah okay we are surviving here we're not surviving that well I think very severe damage is better than critical damage [Music] so the Elden ring law yes the the ancient belly button ring put the crop top on I'm going to wear the formal shirt actually I'm going to craft uh I'm going to rip this I still have more painkillers I am not the wealthy Elite shut the [ __ ] up Chad is good question actually I've been interested in uh kind of interested in playing World of Warcraft again and I really shouldn't play World of Warcraft again because it's not a good idea right but is the hard is the new hardcore mode actually good or is it not I see everyone playing it on on Twitch but I feel like this is just one of those things where it's like what's it fomo where like you see everyone playing it and you're like oh I want to play it too but in reality I I don't think I do want to play it you know what the [ __ ] dude yes on I I was too busy [ __ ] investigating the area whatever that meant this because there a streamer Guild with sort of popping yeah I I know I'm going to let this uh [ __ ] zombie here kill me actually it's a police officer zombie if I kill them take their armor and then die my next character will have like the best stuff true wait if I just do this and then die like on the spot I'll spawn in and I'll have the best loot ever can I eat glass okay all right chat this is the save new character let's let's make sure we have a good character here okay unemployed what's the best start anybody know lay down the law ooh yeah oh yeah carent de prisoner I don't know if I believe that nurse okay nurse and I'm going to take out dosman no you [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] save this as yes here we go chat I have to kill this one zombie at the start that's all I have to do there he is Hey look it's previous Jabo did I just get [Music] bitten I laceration that's a 25% chance right [Music] looks like we're dining tonight boys can I eat [Music] this is this the fastest way to die cuz it's it's all about the St bro the St is intentionally like the hottest start take the the glass out my [ __ ] too all right well know if I could have just kept playing if my character comes back up as a zombie okay I think we could have just kept playing all right 21 boys this is it what's that guy called 21 Savage exactly all right where are everything that we had we take it all is oh oh wait loot all with okay that's an actual option no we're good this is it this is the this is the Run okay this this is [Music] it police Trooper pants shoes or sneakers shoes sneakers apparently sneakers are worse drop them wear the bra extra warmth right will this wear this over the W nice nice nice we let's wear this under it nice wear them too okay here drop the jeans wear the Golden Ring okay we're good now I have enough for my my he and now we can remove the glass with the tweezers this is the start this is the start we got it boys this is the start now what do we do I need a weapon do we go to the next house thank you shy girl I I appreciate that I I prefer my my pillow being cold but whatever what's my favorite movie one that you've enjoyed lately uh talk to me or whatever it is that was a really good movie Let Me In know whatever it is I forgot what it's called definitely it's like one of the better horror movies I've seen and it's fairly new and it was made by the rakar raka twins I if you guys know who they are the very old YouTubers and I was like damn dude they got they made this cuz I remember watching it and being like Oh that was pretty good you know and then finding out they made it was like holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you know kind of blew my mind I'll take them yes dirty back bandage favorite is American Psycho I've got a needle I've got I've got Fred I need a needle that's all I got to do no rakar raka twins you guys don't know who the rakar raka twins are like early YouTube I feel like everyone would know who they were they were like quite early YouTube they were like the Australian version of uh Max mofo and uh anything for views the Fine Bros no the the rakar raka [Music] twins what you guys don't know who the rakar Raga twins are oh my God that's actually that's bugging me out chat that's pissed me off the [ __ ] diamond on a silver ring yeah sure I'll wear all this can I not rip up any of these okay they made the Ronald McDonald videos yeah yeah I think that was what they made grab the first aid kit there's nothing in [Music] it trust me bro there's nothing in it they started in 201 the early YouTubers yeah YouTube wasn't really a [ __ ] thing like the first four years let's be real okay it really wasn't early YouTube was like if we're talking like early YouTubers dude most of them aren't even worth talking about not anym at least cuz they're like bad people you know like you know one of my favorite YouTubers was uh Tobuscus you know and I was like oh dude I really hope Tobuscus does nothing wrong in his entire career it's very lit outside I don't know what time it is though I'm just going to keep washing my dick bandage oh dick bandage let's give it a wash early YouTube for me was just Dragon Ball Z amvs I never watched smos I never watched them smos was like for the alternative kids you know cuz I feel like everybody in my school that like watched Smosh was so [ __ ] annoying holy [ __ ] man like we get it we know what YouTube Is We I know I know who smos are you don't need to like [ __ ] remind me smos I'm sorry dude I'm I'm sorry yeah early YouTube for me was like JonTron and Vanos and like Cenas you know I don't dislike smos they're just never mind type of content that's it kwi speedy oh yeah I had a friend who's who named himself after kwi Speedy I never really watched mini that much yo fat rolling through life thanks for the prime I like that name yes dude I love the entire scan his group Hutch gassie gassy Mexican oh my God and the Vanos crew I really a dude I used to watch fun house until uh two of the members left you know the the what was it I forgot what they're called now cuz I don't really watch them anymore man fun house was so good fun house were like the last good group of YouTubers I think like to to make like a dedicated channel for just a group YouTube cuz I never really watched anyone else I know a lot of people watch like some of the other creators but I never really watched them like rooster or anything like that the only like group of people I actually watched was like fun house cuz I don't really consider cenan as a group Channel even though like it's a group of people because it's you know one person running a channel and they're all running their own channels kind of thing right dude filthy Frank did go out gracefully and he moved over to making music for school goals I mean his music was pretty good though yeah I don't know we love Georgie we do I honestly I totally respect crators for uh moving on you know when they realize the time is up that's just the way they were even like the cold ones guys I like what they're doing now it's pretty [ __ ] sick [Music] cuz uh you know you can't keep up that level of YouTube anymore and if you want to stay doing commentary stuff you just have to maintain a kind of toxic lifestyle I don't think many people actually enjoy it okay it's really [ __ ] dark just going to sit on the ground yogs cast I used to watch so much yog cast when they did Minecraft yeah I used to watch so much yogs cast you know I used to watch a lot of yogs cast I eat ass I'm so glad for you bro happy happy very happy no I never watched niga haga I did watch like a video here and there but it was never a channel you know you know what channel I did watch equals free you remember R Ray William Johnson holy [ __ ] do you guys remember that [ __ ] oh my God I remember equals free you guys remember what was his name what was the other guy too Frank not Frank sinatro what was his name the other guy not Frank he did like a oh he's still going I forgot his name kind of equals free is does like YouTuber news def Franco yeah Philip def Franco yeah I used to like him did he get cancelled for anything does anyone remember it's Jabo oh God CH I need to pee by the way you remember total biscuit I do remember total biscuit I never watched much of total biscuit but I heard he was like when when I remember when the total biscuit thing happened it was kind of when I started getting in like involved with content creators and uh everybody that talked about total biscuit had nothing but nice things to say and that that made it sad to me you know right I'm going to go for a quick piss okay Chad I'm going to go for a quick piss don't I'm going to hide Us in the bathroom I think the bathroom's a good idea okay just pause the game I ain't no [ __ ] I'll be back in a second [Music] boys [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] is he good is he good are we alive dude the dick glass is not in him he's wait should I try and see how long he can survive with the with a glass in your dick in this playr how long could you survive the cdda ending with glass in your groin Japanese got the mud where you have to poop and pee every now and then it's called excrement n I'm good that sounds like a lot of work chat does anyone to remember when their FV their first YouTuber uh got like uh in trouble it like did something bad and like it kind of ruined your perspective of YouTubers you guys remember that your first one I remember mine specifically it was it was Pro it was you guys remember Syndicate Tom Syndicate it was the whole like uh it was the whole um gambling website thing but you know the funny thing about it is the gambling website thing for that didn't [ __ ] me over until like a couple months later cuz as a kid right you watch gambling you don't really know what it means you don't understand gambling right but like I remember I was I was playing habo hotel and I got scared scammed in like this gambling casino in habo hotel and it made me think about it it made me think you know what Pro Syndicate kind of [ __ ] over by like he just basically did what that guy did to me but to thousands of people put a cloth to your primary okay I don't have what about cotton balls wait the cotton balls work no dirty [Music] rag does dirty rag work yeah anyways dude that was like holy [ __ ] I was like dude I remember that [ __ ] I was like oh my God I I remember thinking back thinking dude what a what a horrible thing to [Music] do okay Chens the gambling allegations I did do gambling you're right I did I did scam my viewers out of gambling allegations I did do that it's true is my cam just flickering yeah you can turn it off and on I gave chat the option man but you guys not like it I just don't I don't know I feel like these are the type of games where like you don't have a Cameron is that farfetched oh my God my character is getting hungry oh god oh here we go again you have a strong dislike for this fair enough do you want to turn my camera back on I kind of like having it off today I kind of want to have a chill day where I don't have it all all the time feels nice feels like I'm not being watched yeah I did steal this idea from chog but I feel like the groin is not going to heal on own the drip in the recent vid was cool where'd you get the t-shirt from uh oh my God it's flickering so bad can you guys stop all right you know what fine I'm turning it on fine the camera's staying on whatever yeah there we go I'm tell to get back on [ __ ] you guys you're flickering it too much okay dirty bandage no he's going to ruin the immersion by sitting in the bottom right corner of my screen right my my price to pay is I get rid of the chat [ __ ] you okay we're going to sit in this bathroom chat we're going to sit here nice peaceful quiet sit down in the bathroom everyone stay [Music] calm I need to find a medical clinic or hospital I need to find tweezers not tweezers uh needle I have Fred the T-shirt yes it was the out of Wilds official t-shirt the one of their official merch t-shirts I think it was see now I have to have my lights on bro I I don't want my lights on today I want be sat in the dark like a vampire I don't like this oh it's infected HOH I'm going to sit in the bathroom until my character's not like until he's able to sleep I think we're able to sleep now okay I'm going to sleep in the front bedroom please don't go oh too much pain too much pain dude my stupid [ __ ] take some painkillers oh yeah we'll take some painkillers and go to sleep surgery needles are at Medical clinical hospitals okay I dude I honestly okay we'll take more painkillers take more sleep okay chat we did it we slept we we're healed up we did it okay here we go what do we do now what do I do in day two what do I do now it's a new day I don't know what time it is but it's a new day it's a new dawn oh yeah never mind we know what time it is now uh let's wear this as well Hood down right okay let's rip all these go to the hospital and fix fix my [ __ ] fine I will fix my [ __ ] that is my deal with Chad yo wolf Dragon thank you so much for the four M pray to God for forgiveness do I not want to get a weapon first okay I still I'm hungry I have a nasty cold I've got a pain and I'm freezing my body temperature should be up it's not my insulation is good but my [ __ ] isn't being insulated I think that's my problem Chad is my cock's not insulated uh this ain't looking too good boys get my health by back up no stop there we go R [ __ ] for heat how am I doing I'm pretty good Alex thanks for asking the [ __ ] freeze okay it's 6:20 in the morning I don't know what to do about my [ __ ] people keep like giving me a ton of suggestions let's have a look let's let's let's take our map okay this is where we start okay so I don't have a pencil [ __ ] all right well it looks like we're just walking then um so what do we should I just chop it off I feel like chopping it off sounds like the best way to go about this but I'm not going to do that just yet if it was up to me i' would chop it off I have free keys okay what about this chat this this looks like a drifting car where pogers gas tank empty [ __ ] we're in the car you need keys or electrical level okay switch seats turn headlights on turn AC heater on wait what if I turn on how long can I sit here I can't turn it on yeah I know I know the switch seats I'm good bro don't worry okay animated print Underpants hm H you know what I I of course you're going to wear them I'm sorry does that make me a bad person for wearing the animal print Underpants is this the best run yet this is actually the longest we've survived yeah all we big piece of glass in my [ __ ] not bad not bad Chad let's check let's check out this house okay wear the dress we don't need to I don't want to we oh rolling pin that's that's got to be a good weapon that's got to be a good weapon oh yes that's a weapon that is fully a weapon what is this poed disc bro no way you actually going to read that I'm thriving yeah we're not we're not we're not about surviving here okay we're about thriving I'm going to [ __ ] thve God damn it anything over over here okay I can wash myself let's have a drink of water I say we go to the next house we don't stick around I can get back in in the the car but it's not going to have any fuel 100% I mean I can see no get eaten already no I want to survive I do not want to be eaten a you next house check the trunk this [ __ ] in chat Lord kzo if I get something really good from this trunk right now everyone I want you to pog champ him okay I left the keys in the car no don't POG champ him early wait oh SHO suit jacket that's good right strapped shoes hoodie what's better the suit jacket or the hoodie Chet I guess the suit jacket right oh my God he looks like a [ __ ] dumbass yeah the suit jacket's better Lord Kelo you're a [ __ ] Chief now we leave the keys in the C because if I come back and we have fuel I'm probably not going to have the keys here we go this house is going to have zombies in it [Music] yep Oh my god oh I don't think I think we [ __ ] it boys okay I stop and stare are they following me I can take on two zombies I can take on two zombies I can take on two [Music] [Music] zombies right that's one that's one oh my God this one's a feral this one's from the [Applause] woods bro can you die you [ __ ] k no oh my God we nearly died no they're everywhere oh my God no what is happening why why it was going so well it was going so [ __ ] well bro bro this is not good Chad I'm still limping do I turn [Music] around it's okay it's okay Chad it's okay you know the the the one of the lessons you learn about life is that opportunities will strike at any moment you will stumble across like very [ __ ] cool I'm running oh [ __ ] there's more to the woods left or right left or right left or right left or right left or right quick first person in chat quick right right right someone said right no this is the worst one you [ __ ] I'm I'm crossing through the trees you killed me you got me killed [ __ ] I'm going left through the trees we just keep running it's fine we do what what we did last time we just run we just run we just keep running we just go through the trees hop over the fence kill whatever's on the other side are you [ __ ] kidding oh I don't think we can survive this man is this how you play this game this is it run to our house with a second floor bro I've got a rolling pin I've got a [ __ ] rolling pin you're asking so much of me I I all I can do is make D with this I'm running dude I'm running as fast as I can R bandage apply bandage okay we're good I think we're surviving this just keep going through the trees all right I'm drinking the person in chat that said this is the best this is the best one you've done yet you got me killed you [ __ ] you I was doing so well until you said that until you went oh dude this is the the longest you've survived yet wow I've just noticed Jabba you're doing pretty well yeah sure I'm not anymore what am I drinking I have a San mguel they were apparently at the back of the fridge and have been there for like 2 years so I thought I'd just open one of them yeah it TS all right hasn't been there for two years by the way it's been there for like 6 months but should probably check the security system considering it's my first time playing and I didn't even know that security systems can exist in this game yeah you're right okay we might be good now Chad it's probably because you didn't run when there was in L I did I ran as soon dude this guy needs to stop sneezing man when is this cold going to go away also what are you talking about cold I've got like [ __ ] good AR like good stuff on this is good clothes it's like Gucci and [ __ ] what are you complaining about Rog okay I know that there's a barn over here somewhere I know there's a bar at the end of this field so we're going to slowly cross this field even though I'm sneezing I believe the B might be one of our best chances of survival the cold goes when you die isn't it the opposite people say you get cold when you die okay where's the barn need a fire look we're chilling boys it's good life is great see we're we're good dead by daylight gameplay exactly dude I do not miss dead by daylight that game sucked ass I used to play that game I swear like the same free to fog games is the most boring [ __ ] ever and dead by Daylight's one of them and when someone goes hey dude you want to play dead by daylight with me you ditch you ditch man you do not you do not play dead by daylight with that person trust me okay it's a bad idea you just got into the dead by daylight we are friends yeah I I wouldn't consider them friends anymore we're going over yeah I'm going to the man house you want to play Castle Crashes with you if it if it was any other day dude I would play it with you any other day but not not today sorry man no I never actually got to play Castle Crashes I was always jealous my friends played it without me okay this is our new house we have to protect this house of Our Lives please die oh my God there's so many of them is this what I do we risk it Chad second floor it do we second floor this oh my God no you yeah I know I can stomp down zombies nice no that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] [ __ ] just hit him bro hit his ass hit him oh my God no you bastard I'm still not good at distancing myself from enemies please please please please I can d i can ditch I can ditch I I'm I'm going to survive no dude this game is too hard what am I supposed to do okay we go [Music] again okay we go again it's fine it's fine look at all the dead oh my [Music] God these are the other ones that failed oh my God I stepped on glass I've got glass launched in my feet oh dude okay we we ride boys this is it here we go oh I think he's already dead no no no why is the [Applause] outside dude this just this [ __ ] H outside oh my God all right we go again we go again here we go the hard is right outside can I take him well lucky here oh this is the run right here yeah I believe I [Music] believe it's as soon as you hear the bite button the bite [Applause] sound no no please please please please do not no okay we going to try something new we're going to try just breaking out through the back okay Chad oh my God you are you did I get bit already bro I can't survive this this is impossible all right we go we we Crush no [Applause] okay should we do a normal survival one then let's do a normal playthrough then let's do a normal playthrough let's let's let's start a normal playthrough let's do a normal one okay hey what up posio solo uh which one's the easiest kingsmouth kingsmouth Kings mouth apocalyptic self focus short life Survivor powerful combat longer lifespan a challenging play style based on which one do we do do apocalypse Builders easiest okay sandbox bites only apocalypse is realistic do Survivor okay okay I'm just going to change the title the first time playing [Music] okay where do we start again someone said Riverside was the best is that right [Music] Rosewood easiest city is Rosewood go start off as my nurse SL Jabo it's we're going to start naked okay you want to start [Music] naked who said Riverside I had a chat member say that like at the beginning of stream maybe they were lying to me I don't know bro I do love naked dudes naked dudes not wearing any clothes the best hell yeah put a sh on we'll find uh we'll find uh we'll find some clothes my white underwear enjoyer [ __ ] no what the [ __ ] these are the end times there was no hope of [Music] survival this is how you died Chad oops my camera just got [Music] deactivated [ __ ] off boot slap dude no dude nobody was typing that [ __ ] for [ __ ] ages oh my God okay here we go it is I majar and Peach jaos it's key ring belt right we're eating a peach you know should we just role play like nothing's wrong should we just play this game without leaving the house I'm just going to ignore chat it's like the best thing for me to do right now a good pasta It's really it's really [ __ ] not it's such an annoying pasta tooth pasted yo why do I have to get the shittest start ever I got no meds in the closet cooking fishing foraging eraser order a do Dash Why is my do Dash not here yet I guess something must be up huh if my door Dash isn't here okay so this is definitely okay okay we have clothed now see Chad we can start off with nothing it's good starting off with nothing gives you a fresh luck on life okay newspaper I'll take the the blue pen I know you can lay clothes I'm good don't worry baseball camp Oh chat is that like really [ __ ] op oh my God I'm ready to go kill a zom zombie all right let's go let's go I need to test out this weapon let me go test out this weapon real quick it's fine it's fine I know it makes noise but it won't attract that many okay oh god oh I think I [ __ ] up dude oh for God's sake bro you back out get [Music] out stomp stomp quick where them put them on bro no no please please don't bite me please I can't die this early on [Music] decided I will no longer be paying taxes what are they going to do tax me more you're going to die no dude why why have a gun if you not don't if you don't have any ammo why why have a gun if you don't have any ammo makes no sense I know you're not supposed to keep guns loaded okay I'm not stupid chat I understand that concept all right I'm not dumb okay use as a melee weapon hey you want to bite bro you want to take a nibble come have a have a bite all right let's do another one let's do another save let's go again that one didn't count that one did not count okay I think it's broke okay solo that was so [ __ ] dude that was so [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys know it was somebody said burgle is a really good start points to spend minus 6 I'm good the do Dasher dude the do Dash employees came and ripped down my [ __ ] door they killed me there was no hope of survival make him a smoker what you guys want to play as a smoking Burger smoker and weak stomach oh yep that's me dude what am I oh my God I got I've got a night stick already and matches which means we can start smoking yes we can become addicted to drugs hell yeah that's pretty [ __ ] sick take the pen everyone knows being addicted to drugs is the best way to live your life anything in here sheet of paper empty notebook can I scribble on this all right smoke is an OP trait break into the Armory you're in the police station [Music] is that the Wisconsin flag I don't remember what state flag that is I don't know what I've been told I don't know what I've been told I think chat shits out pure gold is this the interrogation room this the toilets cringe what is this it's Kentucky dude I think you know the one positive thing about being born in Kentucky is you probably have like the best most well-respected chicken in the world foodwise do they actually have the best chicken in the world probably not prisons all praise the colonel oh God Korean chicken is better ooh ooh ooh oh actually yeah I have to kind of agree with that yeah Korean chicken is [ __ ] Korean chicken is weird it's like I don't know why like it feels like it shouldn't be as good as it is like maybe the fake is out right break the door can you break the door what do you mean break olster I'll take one of those eye makeup what's in the the head Poncho's office matches shoots of paper yeah go hit the locked door we don't want to be outside okay let me go try that y TS thank you for the raid hope you had a good stream well appreciated you didn't pick up the holster yes I did I just didn't wear it okay how do I how do I destroy the door ch this assemble hit it are you guys [ __ ] with me are you are you guys just going to make me sit here and like smack this [ __ ] doll for like 10 hours that will take forever ride boys on the desk hammer and screwdrivers are good okay all right chat you're not allowed to go into the girls toilets but I can in the game of course let real life let see we can find a screwdriver hello crosswood magazine olster toothbrush can I use the like can I use like dude these even this has nothing in it pencil can I use the paper clip to like I don't know pick loock get clothing from the locker room I don't know where the [ __ ] you guys keep saying get clothing from the lock where where's the locker room over here this way you guys act like I've played this game a million times I don't know what this room oh my God I don't know where the [ __ ] I am it's behind the two bathrooms you left right there right here okay okay next to the Armory okay next okay P the bathroom in here in here in here what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] chat oh my God have police clothes holy [ __ ] wa this kind of op is it not Deputy pants oh yeah we wear them oh should I just role play as a cop now H let's rip all of these do you best s cop impression I mean I'm just going to like actually piss people off if I do that rip all of these you can use a scroller wheel to move between containers when looking at them oh it kind of doesn't work it does when I do this so we're we're pretty soled now we have good clothing on and I have this should I should I go back to beating up the dog honestly I was enjoying that so do you hear about the Jedi cop that was fired he was using excessive force I'm just the most useless member of society shut should I wear the police motorcycle helmet and then the ear [Music] protectors get the bulletproof vest is that good is a bulletproof vest going to be good in the zombie apocalypse I don't know if that's like wouldn't the zombie just bite around it I mean that's what I'd do maybe I'm just like a smart zombie I don't know I would just bite around the the armor I wouldn't bite into the armor that's [ __ ] dumb why would you do that lunch bugs oh [ __ ] food another motorcycle helmet not wearing I am not wearing mine oh I can't wear the ear protectors and ear protectors are better than arly oh actually I don't know oh burrito and a granola bar helmet protects a bit helmet is better okay we don't need we don't need the protective gear like the protective stuff all right I'm just going to eat the granola B now all of it I'm wearing the helmet now if only there was an Armory full of weapons that I could like loot you know Chad I don't know it depends if you guys are in the mood to watch me sit there and smack an Armory for ages no sound [Music] fun why don't you play this game with ju ask him I'll play with him look around for zombie cops that might have a pair of keys your stick will break before you get in there that does never going to break okay fine whatever right we'll go look around for zombie police officers can't even break the [ __ ] glass across the street fire axes God you guys are [ __ ] nerds jao quick from the Riverwood start in the police station if you had exactly 12 nautical miles to the east you might be able to strumble across a zombie that can uniquely spawn with uh nuclear launch codes you love this game I'm enjoying it I really am I just have never played it before still new to me oh we're in Louise Louisville map adhesive bandage they'll be useful I don't want the lipstick Chad did I make a server no no fuel boys we're out yeah I feel like we might uh turn my first player session into a video I'm not too sure yet maybe just for um a bonus video plastic bag oh hello corpal Dylan welcome back give me that gun on your holster [ __ ] oh he's actually just died um grab this for now okay Silva no Dylan you you you are BR do I put this in my holster put in container cops I already have a bulletproof vest you morons what are you talking about dude how do I attach it to holster chat attach repair Magnum attach holster right okay oh so if I press four now oh my God I have a gun okay okay okay okay okay okay so night stick can I bind this to anything belt left yo we're playing now we're playing now chat boom behind hands in the [ __ ] head [ __ ] that's right oh [ __ ] One ammo Me Ammo let me check real quick how many bullets do we have inside the Magnum we have one round I think I have one shot can I shoot myself no okay you know not saying I would do that but in a zombie apocalypse is not exactly the worst idea is it so oh my God [Music] oh my God oh my God oh my God you know I'm thinking I'm thinking about popping a few shots what do you guys think huh missed how do I put the scope on dude attach the scope bro oh do do I have to wait for it to go green oh [ __ ] oh my God reload how do I eject magazine oh god what the [ __ ] yeah one sec bro no miss this shot D have I [ __ ] this up run no okay we run okay I've got one bullet chat okay okay we were do I go back to the Armory did I there's nothing wrong with shooting trust I play this game a lot all right CH trust me uhoh uhoh uhoh who's this dead guy jeans watch okay just keep running no no no no no I'm going to do what we came here to do okay I'm I'm I don't care what you guys say we're doing the task that I came here to do we're going straight here we're getting you you guys have to trust me we're getting a fire X I think shooting right now is like the worst idea what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude oh my God have I actually [ __ ] myself over I was kind of joking when I came over here oh my God I [ __ ] it over I [ __ ] it up come on you can win this you win these you win these you win these you you win these please back off you too huh you want a piece of this [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] that's right I am the law [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's dead okay what is oh we have food we have food we have food this is this is the spot we have food okay go to the garage have I [ __ ] it chat uh it's fine did we just eat it's fine it's fine those noises you hear in the background it's forget the gun excuse me this is the goddamn United States of [ __ ] America I'll use my gun if I [ __ ] want to B can I go down the pole no I think they're underground underneath me I think they're underneath me coffee ooh is that just going to make me go insane yo Gummy C thanks for the 20 Ms also somebody asked earlier if I'm going to stream tomorrow I don't know I'm I'm going be real I don't know what's happening tomorrow I need to I think I need to have a day where I sit down and talk to my crew for a day uh my crew being benai and all them so once I've done that oh [ __ ] [ __ ] M [ __ ] I'm shooting your ass I'm shooting your ass [ __ ] so if it's green I'm guaranteed to kill him I think no GG oh shut up chat you guys are bunch of babies man get over it you guys acting like a bunch of babies man oh he's going to die the zombies are going to come over and kill him yeah yeah yeah all right you guys you is any of this stuff better this stuff is better this stuff is way better wear this nice knowing you ah you're fine it's fine don't worry I'm not going to die Chad all I see is 25 deaths yeah 25 deaths uh so far what if this is the last time I die true uh open this eat a bit of that what's up to my health temperature oh my temperature too too high I think you're way you're way over incumbent oh my God I am my bad drop the scope we don't need the [ __ ] scope bro we don't need like half this [ __ ] too okay we do need the night stick the 10 mm doesn't go over my pistol but it's fine hey benai 35 sheets how do I drop half my sheets you can attach the okay just dropped the [ __ ] oh my God how do I attach the scope um eject magazine racket favorite scope equip Place item you need a screwdriver oh my God bro see this is what I mean this is what's the end goal of this game survive all right any zombies upstairs do you guys want to bet that these you [ __ ] you try to jump scare me on the [ __ ] stairs huh try to jump scare me on the [ __ ] bro please your character needs water stattic okay okay we're good we're good I'll find water don't listen to chat Jabo they have no idea what they're talking about no dude dude come on that is so [ __ ] unfair that is so unfair how did you get upstairs don't worry okay stop shooting no drink quick okay we're good I drank okay we're good Chad don't worry about it do I need to eat too I'm very sunstruck nauseous soaking uh-oh forever they're coming for you we're fine oh my God my body temperature is like really [ __ ] h you're soaking cuz you're so sweaty Qui oh my God how are you this bad how are you this bad bro you're a policeman for God's sake this shot this shot all right whatever we're out I can survive this that is not where you want to be where's the I need to get into the garage right you guys said the garage okay this way it wasn't a shot it's a snip it's a rifle just climb through uh where do I get the where do I get the [ __ ] oh God duct tape and rope okay wrench screwdriver just a screwdriver all right we go boys that's all we need with screwdriver run I got scratched it's fine it's probably just the scratch from climbing the thing okay we have a [Applause] screwdriver trust me boys trust me no no no no no no we got the screwdriver it's fine now we go back we ding this is salvageable of course it is you guys are overreacting nothing's uhoh there's a lot of them there [ __ ] it just run in [ __ ] it just run that is that is a [ __ ] creepy sound okay what do I do stab it like this what I do this I can't disassemble the [ __ ] door I need a hammer I need a screwdriver and a hammer oh my God oh my God yes okay I'll be back oh what a [ __ ] stressful day I just had the [ __ ] worst day today huh have the cigarette I'll be good whatever bro back to the garage yeah I do can I climb this fence don't [ __ ] it up don't [ __ ] it up nice all right back to the garage garage thank you sheep blbe for the gift sub to cheesy nib nibs kylo thank you for the prime and G thanks for the 20 moments as well okay need a hammer oh my God okay definitely need to be in one of these back rooms huh top left room okay get these guys outside get outside come on and then we're going to hop through the I've got scratch resistance we should be fine climb up over bro hey welome arle sheep thanks as well bubbles Del fuo I I appreciate that top left room this room here no that's that's a lie this room top left room okay get out get out get out get out get out okay did you guys see any did you guys see a hammer there did you guys see a hammer there yes no what do you mean yes and no no the answer should just be yes no Hammer okay I don't trust I don't trust my chat we go again nobody did check all the shelves okay [ __ ] it we go move you [ __ ] oh quick I got scratched no no oh I'm dead I'm so dead I'm so [ __ ] dead no please wait zombies are actually incredibly [ __ ] stupid wait what okay can I just go back to smacking that door dude climb the thing oh God I'm bleeding out all right this will do it [Applause] it's not over it's not over it's not over okay okay okay hey look chat you got to take risks in life okay oh he's back at it he's back at it again oh [ __ ] come on come on oh oh come on no they got me they [ __ ] got me that's [ __ ] dude I was trying so hard to just get the guns I wanted to just get an AR so I could just start gunning people down okay we're going to play as a burglar again uh minus 8 you guys said uh what do you guys say that I should take [Music] underweight and [Music] smoker what's all right I got two points let's go for uh [Music] dextr all right we're back boys this time we're good we're just going to take a second to get some clothes you got everything you did this to yourself should I keep respawning until I get back with my uh original I want to be back in the police station man timer chat I chat I chat I chat anxiety has been a [ __ ] but watching your streams have helped deal with it don't worry Viking I get that man anxiety [ __ ] sucks trust me bro you don't get it until you get it empty Kettle grill brush kitchen tongs a saucepan mixed vegetables fresh food no okay I guess we dying am I enjoying this game so far yeah I'm just very I'm very [ __ ] in it I don't have any shoes all right we're going to take this guy's uh I'm going to take this guy's [ __ ] shoes all right nice one [ __ ] stomp that's probably really bad for my my feet but whatever yeah uh these t-shirt rip them all please rip them was a knife made of copper I yeah that knife broke like immediately oh my God bro did I did I turn him into oh my god did I just turn him into the other thing [ __ ] whatever I think I turned him into sheets rather than fabric hey than bubbles am I enjoying the game yeah I'm enjoying it I just it's really intense you know it's there's a lot going on and I I haven't really we tried like the hardest start that [ __ ] was hard what the [ __ ] is that mannequin what the [ __ ] I was too busy looking at chat yo mystical Turtle thanks for the two months I I was looking at chat okay he's he's dead that guy's dead that guy is gone he's dead we go to the next guy solo Survivor Rosewood we take our nurse we take our boy jabit don't blame us I will blame my twitch chat all right this please it's going to spawn me inside the police station with a gun again yes yes here we go boys this is the ultimate start we take the cigarettes obviously we're a smoker it's now DNA more cigarettes grab them all grab the matches of course why is he waking up naked though can't you got to you got to have a guy have a Goa guy for for living a life well can I not go out and get drunk 27 deaths honestly 27 deaths isn't is 27 deaths that bad chat feel like 27 deaths is pretty good Armory key was right there m this is one of those [ __ ] Mage look you [ __ ] you [ __ ] there was no Army am I at 28 deaths okay my bad ban that guy yeah ban that guy in chat shoot his ass all right let's not go above the police clothes you know let's not go above them cuz the police clothes are very good like we'll we'll we'll wear like the the security pants and [ __ ] but not nothing much more I don't want to wear like fiber gate outfits right how do I skip forward to where you're killing hordes hey look bro you probably tuned in the wrong stream for that [Music] I'mma be real with you are these [Music] worse these are better wear them okay shoes hey what up Jefferson I do appreciate it jab for Speed you can pin those inventory Windows upper right and then use V to toggle the hood yeah I I've already set that up but um kind of like having them just up here instead not going to lie I'm going to die pretty soon H it's fine don't worry about it duffel bag bulletproof should I take the duffel bag you you take the duffel bag right duffel bag's good yes and you can you can store stuff in it yeah yeah so I can like put these in how do I put these in the duffel bag cuz I want know how to do that put in container Locker nope drag them in oh oh okay I decided to work there I got it I can just put my cigarettes in there then that's good and my matches and stuff that does actually decrease my WID huh well no gun but chat do we do it do we we we obviously want to get into the omry right what is the best way to get into the omry right now just tell me just tell me tell it to me straight tell it to me straight just tell it to me straight as [ __ ] all right tell me to tell it to me straight As [ __ ] key axe fire axes okay so I need to go across the road and even got a hammer a screwdriver or fire ax all right or kill a police officer with a with a key kill a lure zombie inside kill it hope it spawns a key does it have to be inside for it to spawn a key like that check if the door is even locked it was definitely locked last time [Music] oh my God it's me if a child also curse of death uh what do we take chat we take the M9 we take the shotgun he's de no no no no no no no no you guys are you guys don't you guys are fine you guys don't get it it's [Music] fine shotgun shells again take a little bit of everything it's fine I'm just taking what I need okay it's fine Chad everyone shut the [ __ ] up it's fine okay so I'm not I'm doing fine shells Bandelier wear that all right bullets Bandelier can I wear that as well no I want shells on me right so uh attach to Halls to left attach the hols to right insert 10 bullets into every we're going to sit here chat we're going to go out there we're going to kill like millions of zombies ooh insert magazine okay okay put can I put this on my back yes no don't drop [Music] it chat we're just going to do this real quick drop you and then insert six shells yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep I'm very heavy why am I heavy is it the is it the shotgun shells maybe it's like the [ __ ] tons of magazines I have got to load in all my bullets into these magazines Chad okay all right put it in the duffel bag ooh put the ammo in the duffel bag yeah that's a good idea oh my God that's smart and now we're good click the arrow on the left of the magazine all right nice nice nice nice I get it I get it take the night stick I will I will I will don't worry hell yeah boys we're racking up the ammo watch me go out and get killed by the first zombie if that happens I'm I'm ending stream have these bullets are going into the ground dude if I could actually aim in this game all these bullets would land you you guys know that for a fine fact okay eject magazine eject magazine okay good night stick grab night stick I want to attach this to my belt right okay I'm not overweight we're not overweight we're good okay so I have my boom stick on one my knight stick on three my pistol on four and my big iron on five what's in this sheet of paper okay bro is going to show his old man name here in a second no no no no no no you guys okay I'm going to sit here on the ground like this you guys think about what you just said while I'm gone I'm going to go pee thank you so much for the 1050 bits bro when I get back I'm going to whoop some ass I'll be back in a second boys look after yourselves I'll be back in a second [Music] [Music] [Music] good job chat good counting all right let's go I'm ready I'm ready to [ __ ] rock and roll [ __ ] wait this pistol's got a Liz asight yo yo look at that y than a pen a pen my [ __ ] yeah all right what do we do Chad do you want to do you want to try and like do we try and get keys for cuse yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what the [ __ ] is [Music] this the whole point in this room hello oh there's a cop there do we kill him we kill him right okay we hop back over the fence I don't want to risk it Jesus Christ she off my pistol just to test it excuse me ma'am let quick switch to your sidearm what what dude that is [ __ ] okay we're shotgun in it I don't care are you out of your mind how do I reload the shotgun no how do I have to Rack it every time you have to press X oh sorry I didn't know that about the game my bad my bad dude sorry for not knowing I had to press [ __ ] X Jesus right five reload this [ __ ] dude why is this guy so [ __ ] slow reloading okay genuinely I would have better a than this guy I'm not even kidding this guy sucks oh hey what up sir that's a nice gun you got on your back all right whatever there's too many of them Chad uh-oh uh I think they're just coming through here okay we need to go we need to go now oh we need to go okay okay it's fine listen it's fine Chad we just run around okay there's cars over this way they don't know this trust me these these zombies are so dumb they don't even know okay don't jump through broken windows I get cuts no no no not if I've got like police armor on and stuff you don't get it as much right any car any okay this car is going to have a key in it right now no please please please please please [ __ ] okay how can you be that bad what brother in Christ this is just see I don't know if he cocked it there or if I have to do it myself cuz he does he does the [ __ ] sound but I don't see no cocking it's so doomed it's not over Chad it's not over I'm just looking can can I shoot the the the the window open someone in chat said you could okay whatever somebody dud people in chat lie so much oh my God just run I'm I'm going to take out some of these [ __ ] with me oh [ __ ] oh no please have keys oh please yo we [ __ ] did it chat we survived let's go holy [ __ ] oh my God we We Sip I went to turn left hug the horn yeah what you [ __ ] going to do follow me no please stop dud [ __ ] stop do we need a better car do I need to like keep going until we can find a better car look Chad okay this my first time I'm able to actually press Q for [Music] Nitro can I can I die crashing my car stop smashing the yes oh [ __ ] where am I the prison okay chat one of these cars got to be better right do I keep checking checking the cause do I have my seat Bel on uh uh-oh no no no no no please you can do it you can do it you can do it oh you [ __ ] someone locked the car dude you bastard okay okay [Laughter] so I cannot play this game I'm so so bad at this game look Chad you have to play so slow in this game it's so hard it is it's so [ __ ] hard you're too careless I it's a simulation game I know I know dude you know what game I've been playing a lot I don't know if you guys ever heard of this game it's a it's a game on the switch I've been playing this a lot it's quite fun I think it might actually take off you guys ever seen this game this one you know this game yeah I don't know dude I feel like I feel like it it could do really well on YouTube okay do you guys want to do something else I think I'm done with this game for today I do think I'm going to play this properly but I I I genuinely think I need to like slow down if I'm playing this game him this seems like it' be way more fun with friends

Channel: Jabo's Dumpster

Views: 28,490

Keywords: games, twitch

Id: 5BVhHmp5e_U

Length: 209min 46sec (12586 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 08 2023