Final Fantasy V In a Nutshell! (Animated Parody) RE-RELEASE

fire water wind and earth oh um are we doing the elemental crystal thing again no no it's fine it's just this is like the fourth time now isn't it okay anywho the peace and prosperity of this world is thanks to the power of these crystals however that power is nearing its limit um no sorry just another quick question did you maybe hand me the script for final fantasy 1 by mistake no we're literally doing the bad guy wants the elemental crystals again fine final fantasy v whatever [Music] what is it boy little jimmy fell down the well [Music] there's a hot girl over there i'm on my way and thank you bart [Music] yeah she wants the d yes yes i'm remembering something my name is galif galif [Music] [Laughter] what the hell kind of name is galith what the hell can you name us bart's touche and in japan your name's butts okay you made your point old man i know she was hot boco but there were like two goblins out there i could have died fine i'll take advice from a chocobo and risk my life for two random strangers it was my father's dying wish for me to explore the world plus this time it feels like the wind is calling me [Music] pirates maybe they'll give us a ride you can't just ask a pirate for a ride that's why we will sneak on board and steal the ship oh pretty gutsy for an old timer and then we'll slip their throats cut off their limbs and chuck them overboard to drown and bleed out painfully and slowly as we sail away with all their gold the [ __ ] dude leave her alone you piratey pirate did you just call me a piratey pirate what a crappy insult [Music] i can't believe he called me a piratey pirates i have feelings do you know something is wrong with the wind crystal the winds have stopped blowing it's broken so you could say someone broke wind [Music] am i right guys come on how often do you get to make a highbrow fart choke like that i'm gonna check up on ferris [Music] what what is it let me see [Music] i need to see this for myself [Music] four warriors of light i bestow the power of the crystals upon you oh awesome no not you those guys behind you [Music] oh [Music] don't worry sildra is a trooper she'll pull through oh oh spoke too soon it's a good thing all these ships crashed in a specific way such as to let us cross through with relative ease but also provide us with an adequate challenge in its navigation uh yeah yes i'm actually a woman oh good but why pretend to be a guy you try being the only woman amongst a bunch of rapey pirates [Music] [Laughter] rapey the winds have died no ships are sailing from this port i heard a wind drake landed on top of the northern mountain i think i can put two and two together here [ __ ] yes you'll make a fine souvenir for my husband he'll make short work of you a human woman married to a summoned monster that'd make a good side story for the next game let her go you patted foul complexion scuff law uh what there it is the wind drake [Laughter] oh my god but serious now let's have it look normal from now on oh too bad there's no way for a wind drake to fly vertically over this mountain hmm your majesty you must stop using the water crystal [Music] no stop right there we saw you walk out of the meteor where the monsters came from that makes you accomplices to the monsters take them to the dungeon uh what two-bit backwater store do you get your logic from stop resisting [Music] we don't stand a chance against that thing [Music] i am so sorry i did not mean to be this late traffic was an absolute nightmare uh sorry dude wrong game looks like you missed your turn i i don't suppose you need a ninja on the team uh we can all turn into ninjas whenever we want in this game so no sorry hey when are we getting to my game get back in the car this place is gonna blow you have to get out of here go on without me no was that sacrifice supposed to be meaningful this guy he's no ordinary soldier that's right i'm actually the deadly bounty hunter iron claw don't laugh at me i'm a feud assassin [Laughter] bro i'm an evil bookshelf seriously unless you have e-freak then i'm totes chill do you have the freak no rawr i'm an evil bookshelf [Music] i'm remembering something i am remembering important backstory yes my name is galif i came to this world 30 years ago on a meteor with the four warriors of dawn one of them was a wolf man and then we sealed away the evil tree x death using the four crystals can i have some of your pot oh look at this little fella wait why is it called a skull eater you're telling me this chocobo swallowed shards that ended up here from the crystal that exploded all the way on the other side of the world ridiculous now come on let's all four of us fly across the ocean on this single chocobo we're gonna build a bridge to get across this sand i'm sid by the way oh like build a long wooden platform and place it across more like pissing off a dangerous wild monster and then killing it so its corpse forms a platform that twists and turns to go exactly where you need to go what ha looks like that overgrown lobster just got served with cheese biscuits and mashed potatoes on the side [Music] yes it is i the evil warlock extent [Laughter] no you're not get out of here you um now where were we ah yes i am evil tree go bears behold my high definition glory sorry not in the budget god damn it and you i am free the crystals have shattered and next galliv your world at least it's not our world sucks for you though wrinkles this is it once we enter we may not be able to return home that's okay this is more important let's do this bart come on i changed my mind i like it here i'm sure it'll all work out in the end you have a decision to make gallath but lenny pirate no yeah yeah sir why don't you just let him get himself killed attacking the castle then we could just kill these prisoners and then there's no way we can fail nonsense if he comes here i'll just have you kill him i mean how hard can one guy be yeah easy okay guys it's nothing but monsters from here on in hey what are you doing just walk on the sides you don't have to fight anyone well that kind of cheapens the whole thing just sleep it off you'll be fine do you think i was born yesterday you are clearly xdev's minions go away [Music] hold on a sec that's how easy it is to break into your castle yeah do you get robbed a lot every other wednesday greetings i am exercising uh [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm bob just call me bob galif you can't die we need you don't [Music] worry i will pass my exact abilities level and stats onto my daughter and all my equipment will fit her perfectly [Music] somehow oh oh okay then i guess that works out pretty well tell me ex death what is your fiendish scheme my evil evil scheme my grand plan is to merge our world and return the world to its original form oh really well yeah huh i mean that that's actually a really good idea boost the two economies by combining them your exports will become ours and vice versa boost the collective wealth of both nations by sharing our resources bringing an end to poverty and then there's the collective might that will come by combining our two military forces into one strengthened coalition with the largest and mightiest task force and weaponized capabilities compared to anyone else in the entire multiverse frankly it's crazy no one else has discussed it diplomatically sooner i'd vote for it so just go ahead man you got two big thumbs up right here okay but you'll have to kill me to shatter the crystals to do it what don't ask it's just how it is for some reason boco old buddy hey who's that [Music] damn dude i was only gone for like a day and you've started a family found it brother ow my finger hurts almost like a benevolent being is embedded deep within my finger i'm cryo by the way i was the splinter all along so you pulverized galif with every overpowered spell in the game and killed him but your grand scheme to take out the rest of us was turning into a splinter i am not a consistent villain i will not waste this opportunity to wipe you out and flee again excelsior the void sucked up everyone around the world our friends family random npcs oh god good i hate those guys why didn't it suck us in because we're the main characters duh v-ho final form [Music] [Laughter] don't laugh fear me i'm an evil tree [Laughter] hey don't you hear something yeah i hear it the rustling of the trees the murmur of the water the flaring of fire the whisper of the earth i don't know but i can hear it yes something warm [Music] goes far oh man this whole adventure has been ridiculous it almost didn't need this parody thanks for watching guys [Music] you

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Length: 18min 3sec (1083 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 21 2021