Fastest ASMR | Fastest Ad, Teacher, Waitress, Interior Design, Movie Theater, Zoo, Nurse, Gym, Nails

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eight plus nine question number two question number three what is the mitochondria what's the mitochondria everybody write it down write it down what's the mitochondria pop quiz all right very good you guys are doing so well question number four essay question even though the year is 2021 why are we still forced to teach where the red fern grows okay yes we all love that book don't we children okay everybody write your essays write your essays i want an intro and three paragraphs and then a final conclusion okay next question what is one useful thing you learned in health class ooh a toughy a toughy just one just one put your hand down i'll be answering questions after the quiz okay next question how do you do taxes what do you mean i didn't teach you that you're just supposed to know go on write it down okay next question if 3x minus y equals 12 what is the value of 8 to the power of x over 2 to the power of y good good awesome okay um finally i'm going to read you the beginning of a paragraph and you have to pick which of the following choices best maintains the sentence pattern already established in the paragraph okay a subway system is expanded to provide service to a growing suburb a bike sharing program is adopted to encourage non-motorized transportation is the answer a to alleviate rush hour traffic jams in a congested downtown area comma stop light timing is coordinated b coordinating stoplight timing can help alleviate rush hour traffic jams in a congested downtown area period c stoplight timing is coordinated to alleviate rush hour traffic jams in a contrasted downtown area no period or d in a congested downtown area stoplight timing is coordinated to alleviate rush hour traffic jams a b c or d okay fantastic fantastic and your extra credit question some historians have argued that the new deal was ultimately conservative in nature support modify or refute this interpretation providing specific evidence to justify your answer pens down all right pass it up pass it up everybody pass it up i'm sure you did fine oh stop crying okay thank you all right now get to recess hi welcome to the restaurant are you doing alone tonight well that's okay anything to drink just water okay no problem here's your glass and here's your water oh sorry i spilled that a little bit oh my bad okay are you ready to order you'd like to hear our specials no problem okay as far as specials we have a burger we have spaghetti we have chicken fingers we have grilled cheese we have chicken caesar salad we have deviled eggs and that comes in an appetizer size or main course size oh you know what i also forgot the chef prepared a delicious blackened sea bass from the delaware coast cured and seasoned with lime cilantro and big mac olive oil from portugal and that's going to be topped with chard haas avocado cucumber and finger limes over rhubarb have consummate chicken fingers okay no problem fantastic choice and would you like to order dessert now yeah okay you wanna hear what we have we have ice cream vanilla ice cream chocolate ice cream we have brownie we have a chocolate chip cookie we have chocolate cake we have a rice pudding we have bread pudding we have vanilla pudding we have butterscotch pudding we have buttershot custard we have flan moose and we have creme brulee a sample platter you'd like to try them all you know what i can do that for you all right fantastic let me go ahead and put that order in for you and uh please tip me oh my god it's hideous in here can i please interior design for you perfect all right now what i'm going to do is i'm going to show you some fabric samples so that your house won't be so hideous anymore on the inside all right so here's that for example one now do you like this texture do you like this color how does this make you feel what does this elicit for you now go ahead and erase that from your mind because look at this one this one's even better do you see this how are you feeling are you tingling are you just absolutely loving this because look you can do this side or the side this side or this side now if you don't hate you hate that you don't want you you hate it that's totally fine because look at this you can do this fabric on the inside and i said this would be really good i think i think it's about the emotions about the mood it's about the vibe that you really want you know what why don't we go to pinterest i have some great images for you now look at this if you're a little bit too unoriginal you can just go to pinterest and figure out anything you'd like so you can do farmhouse we can do a nice farmhouse design we can do a little goth farmhouse you know maybe farm has a little bit too much if you want to goth farmhouse i totally understand that we could go a little bit deeper and go to dark academia interior design so we can do the dark academia moody moody moody very moody oh you like that okay very interesting how about a little modern interior design modern with like modern things in it because we are living in a modern day world aren't we we can also do a gaming interior design if you want to be a full gamer you know gaming gaming uh energy you can do that for your kitchen i think that's really nice kind of subtle design there we can also go out of that and do cottage core so we could do more of like a gaming kitchen cottage court bathroom dark academia bedroom you know how it is i think that might be your best bet and or you know what if you want to go really avant-garde we could do a high school locker room that'd be really good i think that kind of suits your personality okay so we also have a couple more options to choose from then if you want to do drapes so people can't see you inside your own house drapes are very good you like these you like that okay perfect finally for um your statement piece on your dining room table now you're gonna have two options here there's really the only two options you can have one or two dining room table one or two perfect thank you so much that'll be eight hundred dollars well hey welcome to the movie theater it's been a while except for in this theater we only play the classics so you can get a ticket to one of five theaters uh in theater one that's going to be playing john tucker must die in theater number two we're playing the entire filmography of ewan mcgregor just on a loop from his first film in 1994 in theater number three now that's gonna be uh of the land before time but it's an edited version you know where his mom doesn't die and then in theater number four we have air bud golden receiver and then theater number five you'd have to wait for that one uh we're gonna be playing the rocky horror picture show but i don't think you're quite dressed for that perfect i'll bring you up there and uh would you like to buy some snacks get some popcorn absolutely little popcorn extra butter it already comes with extra butter would you like extra extra extra butter with a side of extra butter okay absolutely here you go here you go and uh in terms of candy well let's see we have uh they name this one after you you gotta get it all right um also i don't know if you need but um you need okay all right um you like a large soda with that okay medium medium we'll do a medium okay you sure you don't want to get the extra large the extra extra large just the medium okay one second there [Applause] here's your medium soda um we ran out of the big straws that's all i got perfect enjoy your movie hello boys and girls welcome to your field trip at the zoo i'm gonna be your zoo teacher today my name is miss gb can you say hi miss gb okay so we're gonna meet a very special animal guest friend today are you excited to meet our animal guest okay sit down sit down please stop screaming okay you're gonna have to be very quiet for an animal guest are you ready are you ready to meet our animal guests does anybody have any guesses as to what it is not an elephant what else could we be meeting today not a kangaroo okay so i'm going to show you our animal guest today this is our giant anteater friend everybody say hello to giant aunt eater his name is zipper because when we picked him up i got my zipper cot so now his name is zipper isn't that perfect to little kids oh my gosh so what do we know about the giant anteater can anybody guess what the giant ant eater eats not bananas good guess though good guess can anybody else guess what the ant eater eats that's right they eat ants the giant anteater eats ants it uses its giant claws to rip apart the ant hill and then it sucks it up with its giant tongue okay everybody now can anybody guess is our giant eater friend zipper is it a bird a reptile or a mammal ooh which could it be which could it be that's right it's a mammal because it has fur because it has fur okay everybody i'm gonna go ahead and i'm gonna bring zipper around and let me know if you want to touch zipper okay ready very nice very nice barry yes he has a very bushy tail the bushy tail curls around it when he sleeps does anybody else use a blanket to sleep in here me too okay everybody time to say bye bye to mr zipper time to say bye bye to miss oh oh no okay gotta go kids all right remember the zoo is a non-profit so please go visit the gift shop zipper and your friend miss gb depend on it okay bye kids i hope you had a very educational day hi sweetie are you feeling okay i'll put the school nurse okay you're not feeling so good okay well you know what before we check anything while i have you can i just chuck you for lice please because there seems to be some lice going around i just wanna okay okay thank you just tilt your head down okay have you been washing your hair have you been itching have you been sharing caps have you been sharing brushes no okay good i don't see any lice but i think you know sometimes i really hide in there okay no lice thank you for that all right i'm gonna pop this in your mouth you're gonna take your temperature okay say ah okay now put that in there oh what are you feeling what's wrong what's the matter talk to me talk to the nurse talk to nurse okay your stomach hurts you think you might have appendicitis all right well what i can do for this i can give you a band-aid okay i'm gonna give you a bandage for that just one little band-aid um i'll put this right on your stomach right where it hurts okay i'll give you a little guess if you there you go okay you feel any better you don't feel any better okay why don't you go ahead and lay down i'm gonna get you an ice pack okay that's gonna fix everything don't you worry um okay ice pack paper towel there here you go here's your ice pack go ahead and put that on your appendix okay once i get the phone's ring i gotta answer hello hi janna how are the kids how's steve i'm not surprised no i'm not doing anything what's up what's the matter sweetie what's up you want me to call somebody to pick you up i'm gonna call somebody pick you up uh how about i give you another ice pack how about that send you back to class okay okay we're gonna do that instead all right and hold on one second okay so you're gonna take that ice pack i'm gonna give you a second one and you're gonna head right back to algebra okay you're gonna be okay sweetie hi this is emily we've been trying to reach you by your car's extended warranty they hung up again i'm just trying to help them with their warranty hi this is emily reaching out to you about your car's extended warranty how are you doing today you don't own a car it says here on my records that your car's extended warranty is about to expire so i wanted to reach out to you about extending your car's extended warranty our records indicate that you still have not activated the coverage program available for your makeslash model it is important that we get you the information while we're still able to offer programs without a vehicle inspection i will just need to verify a few things and then i can get you over to a coverage specialist who can go over all your coverage options okay can i please have your address your mother's maiden name where you went to grade school the name of your first pet your father's middle name your social security number and if you pull one of your recent bank statements out for me could you please read the 10 to 12 digit account number perfect well i'll get you sent over right away to that coverage specialist if i could put you on hold for just a moment perfect this number will not be able to be dialed back again have a wonderful day you looking to get fit swole i noticed you over there you look a little lost in the gym here haven't seen you around here before you want to get a good pump on you want these huge muscles like i have well perfect well i'm about to teach you everything i know so go ahead and sit down because i'm ready to get going all right now that you sat down stand back up sit back down stand back up sit back down stand back up you get in the picture here okay i'm gonna start you off easy with some five pound weights go ahead hold these all right and what we're gonna do is we're gonna go up and down up and down and up and down and up i want you to punch punch punch punch punch punch oh you're getting a little sweaty there are you okay are you okay we need to take it down a little bit take it down a notch okay i'm gonna give you this band that instead go ahead and take this band what i want you to do is pull and hold and relax pull hold and then relax okay here's your pan go ahead ready pull and hold relax pull and hold and then relax you're breathing kind of heavy you're breathing a little bit too heavy for my comfort okay i'm going to take this away from you why don't we do a nice cool down okay a nice cool down here so i want you to go stretch i'm going to breathe in and breathe and out i probably should have asked you this before do you have any injuries okay all right you know what we're gonna end up with a little massage here just a really gentle massage there welcome to the nail salon can i interest you in a manicure absolutely put your hands down right here for me oh what did you do did you work out today did you go to the zoo today oh my gosh okay so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna start filing your nails okay you know what do you want them a little bit shorter i think you should maybe get them a little bit shorter let me get my kit for you okay so we're going to go ahead and clip those away i'm going to put those away go ahead and just go clip clip clip clip clip clap clap clap clap that should have been 10 clips okay and then i'm going to go ahead and clean up those cuticles because i don't know i'll let you walk around with those cuticles okay so you let me know if this hurts at all okay go ahead get your hands just relax your hands relax relax there we go okay perfect and all clean very good very good very good very good now we're gonna do some filing okay there we go now you want this to be nice and smooth do you want any particular shape i can do this with my eyes closed bam voila they look beautiful okay i'm going to do a little base coat here a little base coat it's going to help it stay on for about 24 hours okay here we go okay very good and then what color do you want you don't know okay how about this good okay perfect so what's the concept are you dating anybody okay these are going to be weapons okay now we don't have a top coat and we don't have a dryer so just keep hold your hands up like this like this like this perfect would you like a hand massage perfect i don't really have a lotion i have some nail polish well you look stunning thank you so much for coming in hope you enjoy your nails bye-bye good night you

Channel: Gibi ASMR

Views: 7,778,215

Keywords: gibi, asmr, gibi asmr, fastest, teaxher, teacher, ad, nails, zoo, waitress, waiter, interior design

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Length: 18min 48sec (1128 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 04 2021