Fastest ASMR | Perfume Shop, Mom, Office Worker, Jewelry Store, Bathroom Attendant, Eyebrows & more!

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wafting in the nice salty air that's a good one that's a keeper or we could go the other round we could go the other rock get a nice youthful ariana grande perfume splash that on your collar there what do you think about that everyone wants to smell like ariana grande these days something about it just brings you luck brings you luck and joy okay well if you don't really like that we could do this nomad perfume chloe i'm not sure if it's by no man i'm not sure if it's by chloe but you know what let's just give you a little okay now that one smells not much like a nomad it smells more like a chloe to be honest with you but it's a pretty good one pretty good uh-huh pretty good pretty good that's really all i have to say about that uh we get it go all in and do this nice jean felipe tristar endearing now this one is actually from the dollar store you would never guess it you know that smelled really different last week an ever-changing perfume we could do with this one it's just air or finally we could just do a nice body mist if you want to be a little more subtle and that has a nice calming thing so maybe for a very anxious person if you your date is an anxious person this will be very good calming okay so now that you've tried all my perfumes which one would you like to buy you don't want to buy any of them why not because you smell like all of them already because i sprayed you with them i have condom myself again corporate accounts payable gb speaking just a moment oh my gosh i am so glad you were here it is time for the end of the quarter paperwork and you know they get so finicky about these little reports so i just have a couple of things here for you just wanna flip through them and you can sign it staple it date it you know how it is you know how it is okay so here's the first one okay go ahead and look at this i want you to a signature here center here signature here okay signature here signature here signature here signature here and flip okay and then i'm going to need initial initial initial initial initial initial initial flip initial initial initiative now we're gonna have to do the date stamps okay now where did i put my stamp oh there it is it was right under mr moon my little coffee mug isn't he just adorable okay so you're gonna go ahead and take this stamp out here and we're going to stamp stamp stamp stamp and invest it a lip stamp stamp stamp stamp all right i think you get the gist corporate accounts payable gp speaking just a moment okay are you going to janet's baby shower me neither all right so now after you've done all that i'm going to want you staple staple staples so right in the top left corner if you're off by a couple millimeters you're going to make it do it again so just you know staple staple staple okay um you know what i have to run to a meeting do you mind covering this you don't oh my goodness thank you so much you're a life saver why hello sleepyhead i thought you were gonna miss the bus for the first day of school and you know if you missed the bus and i have to drive you you owe me twenty dollars okay so i'm gonna have to make your lunch for you because i am your mother and that is my job obviously um so first i'm gonna put a little napkin in because i know you can get pretty messy in there and then i'm going to make you a little bit of a sandwich okay so i have white bread is that good saffine um i am not going to cut the crust off because i read an article that if you cut the crust off then your child would have worse sat scores so you're gonna eat that grass starch out all right so we have peanut butter do you like chunky or smooth are you allergic to peanuts okay there's good guys there we go okay and then you want the jelly all right so jams that i stole from book club and i think they just do fine i know you usually like smokers but you know what mom's gonna work with what you got today okay okay there we go let me smack that together and that is a pbj um i ran out of ziplocks so just hold your lunchbox really straight um so for the yogurt now would you like to squeeze your yogurt today or would you like to drink your yogurt today which one you can't have both okay all right very good choice next we have your daily intake of fruit okay your dessert don't lose the spoon it's a family heirloom finally a couple of takis for my little spicy child and finally um oh a note love mom even though you made it you watch me make this so it doesn't really count right there's your lunch oh is your sister cynthia up yet um you know what just give her this lunchable okay perfect have a good day at school sweetie good luck hi welcome to the jewelry store are you looking for a new piece for that special someone you've come to the right place we have a very wide selection of very interesting jewelry so first off i would love to show you this bracelet look at it look at it it's silver pearls completely natural the um they actually come from the silver clams silver pearls come from silver clams just like chocolate milk comes from brown cows now what i want to show you next is perhaps the person you're buying this gift for do they like the ocean well i have a nice subtle appreciation necklace here oh do you hear this oh i say here because listen to that it's like the ocean is right next to their ear hanging around their neck the entire day look at these beautiful lovely luxurious little shell things okay next we have uh if you are into the natural stone this beautiful necklace um it's very blue and then we also have a very vintage vintage watch digital digital vintage watch you don't see a lot of these made anymore not in this quality well you're looking for a ring you're looking for a wrinkle you should have started with that okay well for rings i have this one this one this ring is from a pirate i have this ring and this ring is from a magician and i have this ring this ring is from a bard okay so what i'm going to need to do from you before you pick from those rings which clearly you will be picking from those rings is get your ring size now if this for another person you're gonna have to pick the finger that is closest to their finger okay stick your finger out okay i got your measurement perfect perfect perfect now have you made your selection you have oh that's a great choice i'll go ahead and box it up in this little box for you there you go now for payment would you like to just give me your savings account i think that's usually what people find easiest okay you just give your savings account to me and everything will be settled okay there's your ring enjoy all right alex i'll see you soon then i know you remember stay away from that cheese you know you're lactose intolerant welcome to the bathroom how was your experience so far too personal okay well now that you're done drying your hands can i offer you a nice clean towel very nice very nice you're not done yet now in a normal bathroom you might be done oh but not here not with me as your bathroom attendant so i really think it would suit you if you would freshen up a bit before going back out so perhaps i can offer you a little bit of something something this a little bit of something that now nothing says i have my life together like oral hygiene i have a brand new toothbrush for you and a little bit of toothpaste what do you think what do you think what do you think well if you want to go that far i could just offer you a little bit of this mouthwash mouthwash gingivitis is a very big turn off okay um i also didn't notice you had a little bit of a something a little hair a little long hair on your neck i could just give you get rid of that what do you think no shaving cream required no i am a professional i can do a dry shave oh wow there you go it's all gone and after that of course well you would be absolutely silly if you didn't freshen up that stink that is absolutely fuming from your armpits right now listen i didn't want to say it so i figured i would just mention it subtly to you you are so smelly so here are a couple of deodorants you could put on use them both one under hr and really mix it up make sure that you like layer and lather that on there okay all right um in terms of the ears i have a couple of individually wrapped q-tips because that definitely makes sense uh and here they are and you can put them in your ears and clean those little suckers out because you know ear wax is just deceivingly it's just like right there it's right in someone's face you know you turn your head and bam that is terribly embarrassing i wouldn't want you to be embarrassed so please take one of my individually wrapped q-tips and then finally of course you're going to want to freshen that breath oh you will take one of these okay that's what i got all right well uh oh aren't you forgetting something thank you okay have a nice day and i will see you back in the bathroom very soon hello i see you are lacking eyebrows with style you have come to the right place okay so what you want to do first is we're going to want to pick which eyebrows you want to put on your face today okay so here are our big options we have straight upward soft arch medium high arch s shape round and round arch now if none of these are looking that good to you we can also offer you the nike swoosh the full unibrow the half unibrow the squiggle brows braided brow sharpie brows or halo brows or we have our daily specials and those are the rocky brows do you know which eyebrows you like today oh fantastic choice so the first thing you want to do is to ease away the rest of the eyebrows that you have because to be honest i like working with a clean sleeve so just go ahead and hold still i'm just gonna tweeze those away no more eyebrows better eyebrows are on their way don't worry oh yes eyebrows are the windows of the face okay so i'm going to want to go ahead and put some gloves on for this get messy real fast and what i want you to do is go to yelp review every time someone compliments your new brows which is going to be about 10 times a day i have my little microwaving pen here this is going to scratch those eyebrows into your face semi-permanently you say it's not permanent but you know what it's a little more permanent than we put it on okay so are you gonna want some numbing cream for this they always do okay so i'm just gonna dab a little numbing cream onto your face there you aren't numb for that i'm sorry about that okay so i'm going to count to three and you'll be numb one two three okay you're probably kind of numb let me go ahead and open this voila we have a little needle here yes i am licensed and here we there go go that's ink right there that's ink on the table ink you're done you are finished oh my goodness those eyebrows are looking you know what i mean i think that's exactly what you were going for okay so once you get home make sure you don't get these wet for about a couple days and then your eyebrows will be with you for a fairly long time and come back and get new brows with me okay thank you so much wow great hello welcome to the world's fastest meditation first we'll be lighting a candle let me get a little match out here okay hey how did you find us groupon oh fantastic okay so i'm gonna go ahead and light this match there we go the flame of our youth and purity and life all in one little candle a little bit too much life in there okay i'm gonna set this candle right in front of you now what i want you to do is set your intention set now breathe in breathe out breathe in now i want you to breathe in close your eyes and consume every single fiber of energy this entire world holds and now hold it hold it hold it hold it absorb it all the world is yours absorb it hold that breath it's inside you transforming you you are like a sponge everything around you is yours all of those manifestations on tick tock are definitely real and breathe out open your eyes oh now open your third eye yes there it is there it is very well done well done i will see you in your next life hi welcome to your orbital exam can i ask you a few questions first okay great so how are your orbitals lately i see i see i see i see now have you noticed any changes in those orbitals can you see do you have vision have you had any trauma to the face you sure okay all right so i'm going to have you take this little guy and i want you to cover one of those eyes cover one of those eyes look at this what can you read which one can you read okay great now go ahead and cover the other eye which one can you read fantastic all right you can go ahead and put that down for a second and i'm going to go ahead and look at your pupils with the light so i'm going to look at my nose look at my nose don't look away look at my nose here we go oh wow oh my goodness those pupils are just every which way okay so i'm gonna go ahead and check the pressure of your eyeballs this is not a digital thermometer this is an eyeball pressure perfect oh oh my goodness those are some pressure i'm gonna go ahead and measure your eyes this is gonna tell me a lot of information the um are the measurements are coming up good good good good i'm gonna do a little test here okay so which one is red which one is blue okay which one is red which one is blue which one is red which one is blue okay okay okay okay very good now once you go ahead and close your eyes i'm going to press my thumbs onto your eyes and feel for anything okay and now i want you to just stand still you can keep your eyes open but i'm gonna check your facial sensation okay so i'm going to touch you with a small thing this pen okay can you feel that can you feel that can you feel that can you feel that okay now i need to close your eyes can you feel that can you feel that can you feel that can you feel that does it feel the same on the post on both sides okay good you can open your eyes again now clench your jaw anything feel weird about that nothing weird okay and the last thing i want to do is listen to your eyeballs with a stethoscope close your eyes mm-hmm [Music] okay my medical advice for you will be not to get punched in the face next time but other than that you're doing quite well thanks hi welcome to couples therapy you both should be very proud that you're taking the first steps towards a healthy relationship now before we begin i do require payment upfront just in case both of you leave enough and then that leaves me feeling very awkward and very unpaid oh yes credit works justify thank you very much and it went through okay so what brought you here today you believe your partner's too fast-paced bought you terrible beach jewelry oh um uh you have children together but only one of you makes a school lunch but your other partner is absolutely sick of the grueling 9-5 you hate your partner's eyebrows okay electro's intolerant uh you got in a bar fight and your partner ran away instead of helping you you tried meditation once and it really helps you never do it again okay okay um you know what let's take a little breather here okay so could you please give me a brief uh but succinct summary of every single relationship that you have ever had with all of your family members and past previous romantic partners okay so my first advice to both of you is instead of saying um you know we're going to start using i statements i states you and i statement is so instead of saying everything is your fault everything is your fault we should be saying i think everything is your fault you see how that lessens the blow lessens the blow absolutely and then perhaps we're gonna try a little role play okay you're gonna pretend to be your partner and your partner will pretend to be you and once you start doing that you'll be able to see how insufferable both of you are does that make sense okay so i'm going to assign you a little bit of role play for your homework and you know in the last uh few seconds of our session because our time is already up i know time really flies um have either of you considered never dating anyone ever again have you considered it okay well then we might have to schedule a couple more sessions won't we we're gonna be here for a while okay all right okay

Channel: Gibi ASMR

Views: 6,470,764

Keywords: gibi, gibi asmr, asmr, fastest, perfume, mom, orbital, exam, medical, lunch, eyebrows, jewelry, shop, store, meditation, office, paper, for sleep, relax, relaxing

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Length: 21min 33sec (1293 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 13 2021