Hello! Welcome to the tailor! Oh my gosh, that garment is huge on you. Now did you want to come in and make it a little bit smaller? Make it fit your body? Perfect! Well you're in the right place. I need some measurements for you here. Okay I'm gonna measure your shoulders. Okay, I'm gonna measure around your neck. Oh wow, okay. Now I'm gonna measure your arms. Hold your arm still, still, still. Good, good, good. Now was your other arm the same length? You know what, I'm just gonna check it. Nope, that's okay, we can work around that. Alright, one last measurement there and, perfect. Okay, so I'm gonna need you to stand really really still because I got these pointy pointy pins and these pins are gonna go riiight there. Good good good. Get another pin, get another pin. Okay, awesome. And one more pin, one more pin, one more pin. Alright, awesome. So, now we're gonna need to mark that fabric. I have a little bit of chalk here. Little bit of chalk, little bit of chalk. Right here, got this little chalk. And I need you to look to the side for me here while I go ahead and swipe (x4). And this is the part that we're gonna make a little bit smaller. Little bit smaller, that's gonna look much better on your body. Okay. And I'm gonna go ahead and snip that fabric (x4). Okay, now of course we gotta pin it together, pin it together, pin it together. And one more. Ah, okay. Did I getcha? No, I didn't get you, good. That's because I'm a professional. Alright, now I need you to take that off for me, give it to me, and come back in 17 weeks. Alright, bye! Hi there! Oh my gosh, you need to get your hair cut. It is so long. You could strangle a person with all this! Okay. Let me brush it out first. Okay, okay. Brush (x7) It's a beautiful color. Is this real? You did a box dye? Ooh, that's a little questionable. I guess we'll just have to cut it all, off that's okay though. You're gonna look so, so good. Do you want bangs? You should not get bangs. Okay, don't get bangs. Do you want it to be curled? Straightened? Do you want anything else extra? Dyed? Just a little cut? Just a little trim? Okay, we'll take off 20 inches. Perfect. I'm gonna wanna spray this down (x3). That'll protect my floor from your hair. Okay. Gonna use these scissors and I'm just going to go ahead and *snipping* Okay, we did half of it, now we have to do the other half. If you don't do the other half then you're gonna look like a fool but don't worry, I never let anyone leave my my salon looking like a fool. Okay, so we're gonna brush this out, brush this out, brush this out and snip. Ready? *snipping* Oopsie! Oop, just kidding! You look great. *snipping* Okay, you look fabulous. Let me just a little zoosh here, a little of that... And, ooh it's framing your face just lovely, lovely, lovely and I think you are all set! Thank you so much for coming in! Your hair looks great, I did such a good job. Oh my gosh, you are so beautiful! Can I draw your face? Oh thank you so much! Okay, I need you to stand still, just look at me. Up, down, left, right. Wow, what was the lord thinking when he made you? Okay. I'm gonna draw your head. I'm gonna draw your eyes. Look at me, look at me, look at me. I'm gonna draw your nose. Okay... don't sniff. Okay. I'm gonna draw your mouth, okay. Smiling, or serious? Surprised? No? Okay. No that's perfect right there. Okay, I'm gonna draw your ears. Perfect. There, and there. I'm gonna draw your chin. Gonna draw your cheeks, and your eyelashes. Your eyebrows. Quizzical, quizzical. Very good, very good. And I'm gonna draw your hair. Lemme just move that right there. Okay. Perfect! Okay, now draw your neck and your shoulders. And what do you want to be wearing? A full gladiator costume? Okay. Perfect. I can do that. Okay, now I need to color it in so go ahead and look at me. Ah. Voilà! This is my masterpiece. Thank you so much! Oh my goodness, there's something wrong with your face. There's no paint on it! Would you like me to paint your face? Perfect! Have a seat, have a seat, have a seat. Now, do you have any idea what you'd like or do you just want me to go all in with my artistry? Okay, perfect, okay. Gonna get a little bit of water here. Little bit of water here And I'm gonna go ahead here, and with the blue, I'm gonna get the blue, and with the blue, I'm gonna start here on your cheeks. Good. And we want to get that paint off. You can't just have blue and mix it with everything else but I only have one brush. I can really only afford one brush. By the way, this is gonna cost $100. Okay, we're going in with some yellow, yellow up at the brow, up at the brow, up at the brow. Beautiful, beautiful. Perfect, perfect, perfect. And some red, red, red. We're gonna get some red. Now, this is gonna go underneath your lips, underneath your lips. Ooh, that's making them pop! That looks really really good. Fantastic, fantastic. Finally, we need a little bit of purple. Need a little bit of purple. Okay. Go ahead and look to the side for me. And the other side. Oh my gosh. Would you like a drink? You're good? Okay. Thank you so much. You look so good! Okay, pay me. Hi there! Welcome to the allergist. Ooh, you look really red and rashy. Do you have allergies? Okay, go ahead and put this under your tongue. Good enough! Okay, so what I'm going to do is I'm gonna draw some things on your arm. I'm going to go like this, okay? One, Two, Three, Four. Now we're gonna play tic-tac-toe. Just kidding, we're going to go ahead and put allergens in your skin. Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and take this little swab, this has the allergen on it, and I'm gonna go like this. One. Two. Three. Okay, I'm gonna get another swab that has the allergen on it and I'm gonna go... One. Two. Three. Okay, I'm gonna get another swab that has the allergen on it. One. Two. Three. Now, if you can't breathe, if you're getting wheezy, if you're coughing, if you're sneezing, if your eyes are running, anything, just let me know, okay? And we're gonna wait and we're gonna watch, and we're gonna see what you're allergic to. What are you allergic to? Are you allergic to cats? Dogs? Grass? Trees? Food? Air? Water? Okay. Earth? Sun? Okay, awesome. Alright, I'm gonna prescribe you this. Go ahead and sniff. And sniff. Okay. And now, we're gonna wipe these allergens off because if we don't, you might die. Okay, I recommend you stay away from pretty much everything, and let me know if you have any questions. Thank you so much! Hello, welcome to the library! Shh, you have to be quiet in here. Did you recognize I was a librarian because I'm wearing glasses? Oh good, you must be smart. What do you want to read then? Do you want to read biographies? History? You want to read manga? You want to read anime only? Okay, comic books. That's totally fine because look, I have a whole bunch of series right here. These are all the first in the series so you can let me know what you want to read. We have students who are trying to kill their teacher. Okay. We have a really hot butler. Okay, great. We have a piece of broccoli trying to learn how to become a superhero. Perfect. We have humanity attacking titans... kind of. Okay. And we have a very angsty, angsty viking boy. Perfect! You would like them all? Okay where's your library card? You don't have a library card? I'll take this. Thank you so much! Enjoy your books. Well hey there! You look you could use a nice cup of joe, a nice cup of joe. Would you like to take a look at the menu? Okay, well we have vanilla, hazelnut or mocha. Vanilla, hazelnut or mocha. You want a black coffee? Well that's just too bad because we only have a vanilla, hazelnut or mocha, which one do you want? Okay, perfect. Now, do you want cream? Do you want sugar? Okay, and would you like it small, medium, large or iced? Okay, perfect! Well I can get that started for you right away. Here's my little machine. My little coffee machine, my little coffee machine. Put it to the right setting, put it to the right setting. And I'm gonna go ahead and put your flavor in, put your flavor in, put your flavor in the top, put your flavor in the top and close. Then we wait for it to brew, wait for it to brew, gotta put a little cup in there. And wait for it to brew. All done! Okay, now we're gonna go ahead and mix in your sugar. Mix in sugar. Gonna go ahead and mix in your milk, mix in your milk. And I'm gonna go ahead and stir that around (x8). Okay, go ahead, take a sip, take a sip. Lemme know how it tastes. It's good? Okay, well here you go then, on the house! Well hi there, are you ready to check out? Well it looks like you bought some delicious, delicious food today. Let's see what you got here. Ooh, deli fresh bologna. Deli fresh bologna. This sounds and looks really, really fresh to me too. Okay, right in the bag, perfect. Ooh, breaded chicken tenders. Breaded chicken tenders. Did you know that these are great for dipping? Fantastic. We've got a whole box of vegetables here, let's see what we got. You got carrots, that's good for your eyes. You got bell peppers that's good for something. You've got tomatoes, that's good for throwing at people. Fantastic, let's go ahead and give it a little... And right in the bag. Okay, now you got a little carton of strawberries, oh how cute! Make sure you wash these, some people really get their hands in there. Okay, gonna *beep* and put that in the bag. Now, you got a little carton of eggs. Oh, a little baby carton of eggs, okay. Make sure that none of these are broken. Okay, they look great. And last you got some fish, you got some fish. This is some fresh fish. Okay, now I'm gonna go ahead and use your little loyalty card. You don't want a loyalty card? Are you sure you don't want a loyalty card? Okay, I'll give you my loyalty card. And that'll be... $5! Thank you! Why 'ello there mate, how you doin? Just kidding I'm not British. Can I see your ID please? Oh, this is your ID? This is you? This is you, right here? Okay, perfect, awesome. Everything checks out. I am going to need you to use a coaster. A little coaster. I just cleaned my bar so please don't get things all over it. Okay, fantastic. And what would you like to drink? Would you like something strong? Really strong? Would you like something really really really really really strong? Okay perfect. I have the drink for you. Now, no ice. No ice because ice is too loud. Now, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna grab a little bit of this, little bit of this, little bit of this. This is what they teach me in bartending school, go like this... It's gone! Okay, now I'm gonna give a little... Pfft, that was a little bit too much, I hope you're ready. Number two. Little splash, a little splish splash. Ooh, okay. Number three. Everybody likes this, everybody likes this. Nobody dislikes this. I'm gonna mix this here. Ooh, okay, great, perfect. And finally a little get a little bit of this. Now this one's going to make you be like "Woah! Where am I?" Fantastic, awesome. Okay, so what I'm going to want you to do is... Oh, are you a little bit of a little bit of a baby? Little baby baby? Okay. You want a little sweet & sour mix? Little mix? Okay, I can do that for you. Fantastic. This is gonna give it a little bit of sugar, little bit of sugar, no spice, okay. And what I'm gonna do, is mix this up. Okay, now I'm gonna need you to stand back. Okay, fantastic. Now, did you want this right in your mouth or do you want it in a glass? You want it in a glass? Okay. Perfect, I have a glass right here. Alright, now do you want to tell me about your problems? Oh my gosh, they don't deserve you. No, you're much better than them. Fantastic. Cheers! Well hey there. I heard something about bologna and then a really strong drink. Are you okay? Well, I'm gonna just do a little bit of a check, okay? Go ahead and look at my nose. Okay. Alright, fantastic. Look at my nose. Okay, fantastic. Now I want you to look at this light here, okay? Now, with your eyes, not your head, keep your head still. With your eyes, follow the light. Ready? Here we go. And we're moving. And we're moving. Perfect. Great. Perfect. Fantastic. Perfect. Awesome. And now to the side, to the side, to the side, to the side, to the side. Now we're going to get a little bit closer, a little bit farther away. Little bit closer, a little bit farther away. Now we're gonna go in a circle. Okay, now we're gonna go the other way. Circle. Okay, fantastic. Now I'm gonna go off, and then on. And then off, and then on. And then off, and then on. Okay, are you feeling a little bit better? Okay, let me go ahead and check this. Check this. Okay, now I'm gonna bring this down into your vision, down into your vision, and out of your vision, and into your vision, and out of your vision, into your vision out of your vision. Okay, honestly everything seems to be a-okay. Have a wonderful night!
