The ASMR Bee Movie

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joinhoney.com chibi and get honey installed for free today in just two clicks that's join honey dot com slash gb i love honey me too is it movie time almost oh the day is finally here listen i know you all want to get to the bee movie as fast as possible i will put timestamps in the description box so you can skip right to the movie but if you're here at the premiere are you at the youtube premiere right now well you're gonna have to sit through this i'm so sorry but i'll make it quick i'll make it quick i even wrote down notes so that i won't ramble for too long i just want to say thank you so much for 3 million subscribers from the bottom of my heart i really don't think that i can express how fulfilling it is to be able to make content for you all so thank you i never ever pictured that i would be here today asmr has always been so special to me and now my life literally revolves around it and i wouldn't have it any other way so whether it's our last million milestone or not um i just want to give a huge thank you to everybody who took the time to subscribe watch comment or just enjoy so i promised that i would recreate the b movie in asmr if we hit 3 million subscribers why did i promise that ace ace well the day i'm filming this has commented 409 days in a row over a year and you all seem to think it was a good idea so we're doing it this is the same ace who bullied me into making the shrek video pickled eyeballs and we all know how that went i figured all right but three million just a big deal i can't just do like a simple b movie role play no no no no i need more bigger i wanted you to be able to watch my asmr b movie at the same time as the official b movie and i didn't want to play all the parts myself i need flavor i needed actors so starting many months ago i started rounding up an elite squad of asmr friends to play all the different roles in the b movie and as it turns out there were a lot we have almost eighty eight zero actors in this the high high high majority of them about like 95 of them our fellow asmr creators the other 5 you'll see so please do me the biggest favor and make sure to stick around for the credits at the very end to see who played what part i also of course will be linking it in the description box um it might be too long for me to like post every single one i'm gonna try otherwise i'll have a link to the full credits please check out everybody's wonderful channels i am so incredibly grateful for the amount of work and effort that went into this from such a large chunk of the asmr community so that's what we did we shot the entire b movie like one for one at least timing wise to give you the ultimate playback experience and it is so funny it matches perfectly with the official movie so what i'm going to do when we begin the movie in just a few moments i'm going to give you a countdown timer and that's going to tell you when to press start on the official movie i based it off of the b movie on netflix and i live in america um but i do know that it is on other countries netflix as well you can also purchase the bee movie on youtube you can purchase it on itunes amazon prime video google play you can buy the dvd this movie is available so i highly highly recommend that you fire that up either on your tv or just a different window or a different monitor if you have more than one monitor this is going to give you the best experience you want to play this side by side at least the first time you watch it now for a slight disclaimer this is purely a parody for comedic effect and asmr tingles i also have created it to be watched in tandem legally with the official b movie itself for maximum viewing pleasure i am not affiliated with any person whatsoever who had any hand in the creation of the original bee movie um this is simply a transformative modern video art there will also be bloopers coming at a later date now a couple more quick quick quick thank yous i really just need to shout out sean dennis and bill for editing this monster this is a feature-length film with 80 actors thank you guys so much you worked so hard give them all the compliments in the world in the comment section please the backbone of this creation cody and sean again for an incredible amount of pre-production organizing scripting there was so much that went on behind the scenes before we could even begin a huge thank you to my mother who came to visit me and helped me film a ton of the scenes she actually made a lot of the props that you'll see me use i have to give her credit for that and we love our asmr moms thank you ben for holding down the fort while i was filming for the last two months and being all crazy and you know watching sateen and making sure i ate food and also for your oscar-winning performance as ken very proud of you thank you to ergo for providing us with these subtitles that you have today thank you to river james and nips who do not have asmr channels but for some reason agreed to help me with this anyway thank you to every single asm artist who took the time and effort to film their parts for me i was blown away some of these people went above and beyond and every single time that you guys put a new clip into the the drive um my cheeks would just hurt from smiling and i couldn't believe it and you all did such an amazing job you literally made the movie a million times better a little special shout out to alb for being my adam as well which was a massive undertaking so thank you and you of course extra credit above and beyond i don't know what i expected but you're amazing once again the full credits will be listed in the description box and at the end of the movie i also want to say thank you to jerry seinfeld for creating this masterpiece i would like to thank ace for bullying me into this and all of you for enabling it now speaking of ace a lot of you um wanted me to make sure that he was fully acknowledged for the creation of this and oh yes in fact i went a little step further and i asked him if he would please do us the honor to kick it off and play the narrator who never comes back by the way just one line narrator then it's gone but we're not here to talk about the uh the writing of the b movie no no no no we're here to enjoy the art so i'm sure you are all more than ready to start i will stop talking let's count down i want you to press play when i say play so i'll count down from five four three two one and then press play we'll also probably have the time code running in the bottom um in case you lose your spot and need to sync back up okay you got this you ready are you ready do you have the other you're the real official b-movie up and you have my video here playing keep it playing keep it rolling and uh get ready get ready to start it here we go here we go five four three two one play enjoy thank you guys get ready for the wildest trip of your life you like jazz to all known laws of aviation there is no way that a bee should be able to fly its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground the bee of course flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible yellow black yellow black yellow black yellow black yellow black yellow black black and yellow yeah let's shake it up a little breakfast is ready coming hello barry adam can you believe this is happening can't believe it i'll pick you up looking sharp sorry i'm excited there's the graduate we're very proud of you son and a perfect report card i'll be very proud i got a thing going here you've got some pens on your five oh that's me wave to us we'll be in a row 118 000. bye why don't you stop flying in the house hey adam hey barry is that fuss gel in a little it's a special day finally graduating never thought i'd make it yeah three days of grade school three days of high school those were so hard days of college i'm glad i took off the day in the middle and just had checked around the hive you did come back different hi barry hey hearty you're calling mustache it looks good hey did you hear about frankie yeah you going to his feeder alone i'm going to his funeral everyone knows you think someone you died you don't waste it on a squirrel he was such a hot head i guess he could have just gotten out of the way i guess that's why they say we don't need vacations boy quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances well adam today we are men we are be men amen [Music] faculty distinguished bees please welcome dean boswell welcome new hive city graduating class 9 15. and the heck moves our graduating ceremonies and begins your career at onyx industries are we going to pick our job today i heard it's just orientation whoa heads up here we go keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times a division of unesco and a part of the hexagon group this is it wow we know that you as a p have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life and honey begins where valiant paul and jocks bring the nectar to the hive our top secret formula is automatically color corrected send adjusted and bubble contoured into the soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as that girl is hot she's my cousin she has we're all cousins all right you're right at onyx we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of the existence these bees are stress testing a new helmet technology what do you think he makes not enough and here we have our latest advancement the grellman wow what does that do catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you for it saves us millions of course most pete jobs are small ones but bees know that every small job eve is done well means a lot but juice carefully because you'll stay in that job you pick for the rest of your life the same job for the rest of your life i didn't know that's the difference and you'll be happy to know that these species haven't had one day off in 27 million years so you'll just work us to death we'll sure try wow that blew my mind what's the difference adam how could you say that one job forever that's an insane choice to have to make i'm relieved now we only have to make one decision in life but adam how could they never have told us that perry why would you question anything or bees or the most perfectly functioning society on earth yeah but adam did you ever think that maybe things work a little too well around here like what give me one example i don't know but you know what i'm talking about please clear the gate royal nectar wait let's check it out hey those are pollen jocks wow i've never seen them this close they know what it's like to go outside yeah but some of them don't come back so guys did great your monsters your sky freaks i love it i love it i wonder where those guys have just been i know faraday's not planned outside the high plain who knows where do what who knows what you can't just decide one day to be a ball and jock you have to die for that right look at that that's worth all than you and i will ever see in a lifetime it's just a status symbol i think these make too big a deal unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it those ladies aren't there cousins too this look at these two blue five harry's let's have some fun with them it must be some dangerous peanut butter oh yeah one time a bear had me pinned up against the mushroom he had one ball in my throat and with the other he was slapping me back and forth across my face i never thought i'd knock him in how about you doing all of this obviously i was trying to alert the authorities i can autograph that if you want a little gusty out there today wasn't a comrades uh yeah gusty you're gonna hate us about six miles from here tomorrow six miles all right it's a better time for us but uh maybe we're not maybe i am we are not we're going to own 800 and jake think busy boy are you enough i might be it all depends on what 0900 means oh dad surprised me have you decided what you're interested in son well there's a lot of choices but you only get one do you ever get bored doing the same job every day son let me tell you something about stirring you grab that stick and you just move it around you start around you get yourself into a rhythm it's a beautiful thing you know dad the more i think about it maybe the honey feel just isn't right for me and you were thinking about why making balloon animals that's a bad job for a guy with a stick well yeah your son's not sure he wants to go into honey oh barry you are so funny sometimes i'm not trying to be fun you're not funny you're going into honey our sun at the store you're gonna be a star everyone's listening to me wait till you see it with the sticks i have for you i could say anything i want right now i'm gonna get an answer i'm so proud i can't believe we're starting work today come on all the good jobs i'll be gone yeah right punk out thing stumpy pouring stir yes sir first day we are ready well step up and make your choice you want to go first oh no you go oh my what's available restaurant is always available enough you see a thing any chance onto the grill and sir sure you're on oh i'm sorry chroma just closed out oh wax my cell's open and the chroma just opened up again what happened whenever b dies that's an opening see that he's dead dead another one dead dead identified two more dead dead from the cup dead from the neck down but that's life oh oh this is so hard eating cooling stuff before humming inspector number seven blind coordinator stripe supervisor and then a ball polisher barry what do you think i should barry barry all right we've got the sunflower patch on quadrant nine what happened to you where are you i'm going out out and where out there oh no i have to before i go to work for the rest of my life you're gonna die you're crazy oh another call come here if anyone's feeling brave there's a korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today hey guys well look at that isn't that the cube we saw yesterday hold it sunflight decks restricted it's okay lou we're gonna take him out really feeling lucky are ya sign here here just to show that thank you you've got a rain advisory today and as you all know bees cannot fly in rain so be careful as always watch your brooms hockey sticks dogs birds bears and bats also i got a couple reports of root beer being poured on us for feasts at home because of it just babbling like a cicada that's awful reminder for all you rookies be law number one absolutely no talking to humans all right launch positions hello hello are you ready for this hot shot yeah yeah bring it on check okay ladies let's move it out out those petunias you striped stem suckers all of you drain those flowers wow i'm out i can't believe i'm out so blue i feel so fast free wow roger bring it around stand to the side kate's got a bit of a kick oh that is one nectar collector you ever see pollination i'm close no sir i'm just picking some pollen over here and just bring it over here maybe a dash over there a binge on that one see that that's a little bit of magic kingdom wow that's amazing why do we do that that's pollen power kid or a pollen more flowers more nectar or honey for us i'm picking up a lot of bright yellow could be daisies tell me need those copy that visual hold on this flower seems to be on the move say again you're reporting a moving flower affirmative that was online this is the coolest what is it i don't know but i'm loving this color smells good not like a flower but i like it yeah fuzzy chemically careful guys it's a little crabby sweet lord be hey can you bring it up there problem you know i don't think these are flowers should we tell them i think he knows what is that whoa that point you can just start packing it up honey because i believe you're about to eat it uh how gross do something i'm driving his back here is gonna sting me oh my god nobody move if you don't move you won't sting you freeze wow the tension level out here is unbelievable i gotta get home whoa huh get blind rain get flying rain can't fly rain oh hey check out my new resume i made it into a fold-out brochure no more humans i don't need this what was that maybe this time this time this stuff this stuff this stuff dreams it's fantastic it's got all my special skills what's your number one star wars i don't go for that kind of stuff no wonder we're not supposed to talk to them they're out of their minds i walk in a job interview they're flabbergasted they can't believe the things that they can really oh there's a sun maybe that's a way out i don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it i gotta tell you i predicted global warming i could feel it getting hotter first i thought it was just me wait stop me stand back these are winter boots wait don't kill him you know i'm allergic to them this thing could kill me well why does this life have any less value than yours why does his life have any less value than my is that your statement well i'm just saying all i as value you don't know what he's capable of feeling my brochure there you go little guy yeah i'm not scared of him or anything it's just an allergic thing hey why don't you put that on your resume brochure bonnie my old facebook buffer make it one of your special skills you know knocking someone out is also a special skill oh i gotta say something she saved my life i gotta say something all right here goes what would i say i could really get in trouble it's a bit long you're not supposed to talk to a human i can't believe i'm doing this i've got to i can't do it come on no yes no do it i can't how should i start it you like jazz nah that's no good here she comes and speak you fool uh hi i'm sorry yes you're talking i know i know you're talking i know i'm sorry i'm so sorry no it's okay it's fine it's just i know i'm dreaming but i don't recall going to bed you know i'm sure this is very disconcerting i mean this is a bit of a surprise to me i mean you're a b yeah i am a b and uh you know i'm not supposed to be owing this but they were all trying to kill me and it wasn't you i mean i i had to thank you it's just it's it was raised oh that was a little weird um i just want you to know that i'm grateful and i'm going to leave wait wait wait how'd you learn to do that same like i don't know i mean i don't know coffee well um i don't want to put you out of some trouble and it's just i don't know if you know anything about passion are you all right now he's making the die in the cab as they're flying up to madison so he finally gets down he runs up the steps into the church the wedding allen and he says watermelon i thought you said guatemala why would i marry a watermelon oh is that a bee joke yeah that's the kind of stuff we do uh different so anyway what are you gonna do mary about work i don't know don't do my apart for the hive but i can't do the way they want i know how you feel you do sure parents wanted to be a lawyer or a doctor but i wanted to be a florist really my only interest is flowers our new queen was just elected with that same campaign oh anyway uh you see if you look up see there's my eye right there you can see oh you're in she meadow yes you know the turtle pond i'm right up way i know that area do you know unless they don't ring there once really yes why do girls put rings on there i don't know it's like putting a hat on your knees maybe i'll try that you okay man oh yeah fine just having two cups of coffee anyway this has been great thank you for the coffee yeah it's no trouble sorry i couldn't finish it if i did i'd be up for the rest of my life can i take a piece of this with me sure here have it grown oh thanks all right well then uh i guess i'll see you around or not oh okay barry and thank you so much younger before that yes nothing well not nothing but anyway hmm this can't possibly work well he's all set to go we may as well try it okay dave hold the shoe sounds amazing it was amazing it was the scariest happiest moment of my life humans humans i can't believe you were with humans giant scary humans what were they lying huge and crazy they talk crazy they eat crazy giant things they drive around real crazy and do they try to kill you like on tv some of them but some of them don't how'd you get back poodle look you did it and i'm glad you saw whatever you wanted to see out there you had your experience and now you're back you can pick up your job and everything can be done you know i'm not attracted to the spiders i know what everyone else is like the hottest thing with eight legs and all but i can't come by that face so uh wishing she's uh human oh no no no that didn't happen you didn't do that that's a meatloaf you would have made me her name oh boy she's so nice and she's a florist oh no no no you're dating a human floral we're not dating you're flying outside the hive you're talking to human beings that attack our homes with power washers that's one eighth of a stick of dynamite that she saved my life and she understands me this is over eat this this is not over what was that they call it a crumb that was so stinking straight and it's not even what they eat that just falls off what they eat do you know what a cinnabon is no it's bread coming out and cinnamon yeah they eat it up sit down really hot listen to me we are not them we're us there's us and there's them yes who can deny the heart that is yearning there's no yearning stop yearning listen to me you have got to start thinking me my friend thinking me thanking me he's in the pool you know what your problem is barry i gotta start thinking barry how much longer is this gonna go on it's been three days i don't understand why you're not working oh i got a lot of big life decisions i'm thinking about one life you have no life you have no job you're barely a bee i'm gonna kill you to just make a little honey i'm talking to you um i'll catch up did why are you yelling at me because you don't listen i'm not listening to this sorry mom i gotta go where are you going nowhere i'm eating a friend a girl is this why you can't decide hi i just hope she's biish so they have a huge parade of just flowers every year in pasadena oh to be in the tournament of roses that's every florist dream about a float surrounded by flowers crowds cheering wow a tournament do the roses actually compete in athletic events no all right i've got one how come you don't fly everywhere it's exhausting why don't you run everywhere isn't that faster yeah okay i still see all right your turn uh you can just freeze live tv that's insane you want you don't have anything like that we have eibo but it's a disease it's a horrible horrible disease oh my god you must just want to sting on those jerks we really try not to sting it's usually fatal for us so you really have to watch your temper oh yeah very carefully you kick a wall take a walk write an angry letter and throw it out you work through it like any emotion anger jealousy lust oh my goodness are you okay yeah what is wrong with you it's a book well he's not bothering anybody get out of here you creep what was that pick and save circular yeah it was how did you know i felt like about 10 pages 75 is pretty much our limit but we've really got that down to with science oh we have to i lost a cousin to italian folk how bad what in the name of mighty hercules is this how did this get here qv golden blossom ray liotta private select is he that actor i never heard of them why is this here for people we eat it why you don't have enough food of your own well yes how do you even get it well bees make it i know who makes it and it's hard to make it there's eating and cooling and stirring you need a whole grouping thing it's organic it's organic it's just honey berry it's just what bees don't know about this this is stealing a lot of stealing you've taken our homes our schools our hospitals this is all we have and it's on sale i'm gonna get to the bottom of this i'm gonna get to the bottom of all this hey hector you almost done almost he's here i sense it well i guess i go home now and just leave this nice hauling out with no one around your busted box boy i know i had something so you can't talk oh i can talk i know you're gonna start talking were you getting all the sweet stuff oh you're a supplier i don't know what you're talking about i thought we were all friends thing you want to do is upset any of you please you're too late eight hours now across the world where's honey coming from tell me where honey farms it's crazy person oh oh my what horrible thing has happened here look at these faces i never knew what hit them and now they're on the road to nowhere just keep still what you're not dead do i look dead hey man they'll wipe anything that moves now we headed tiny farms i am onto something huge here i'm going to alaska most blood crazy stuff blows your head off i'm going to tacoma what about you he really is dead all right oh what is that oh no it's like delayed triple blade jump on it's the only chance b why does everything have to be so goddamn clean how much you people need to see open your eyes stick your head out the window from here somebody who's on youtube i'm here to mentor her don't kill no more do you hear something like what like tiny screaming turn up the radio hey what's up b-boy hey blood and it was just an endless row of honey jars as far as i could see wow so i'm just assuming wherever this honey truck goes that's where they're getting it i mean that honey's hours bees hang tight well we're all jammed in there it's a close community not us man what if you get in trouble trouble you mosquito you ain't in trouble nobody likes us it's all smacking people see mosquitoes smack smack at least you're out in the world you must meet a lot of girls skittle girls try to trade up get with a moth dragonfly mosquito girl don't want a mosquito whoa you got to be kidding me moose blood's about to leave the building so zombie hey guys do you bring your crazy straw got a brain the size of a ben [Laughter] hey check out the new smoker oh sweet that's the one you want thomas 3000 smoker 90 buffs a minute semi-automatic twice the nicotine all the time [Laughter] the rest of this knocks them right out they make the honey we make the money they make the honey and we make the money oh my what's going on are you okay yeah it doesn't last too long how did all these bees get here do you know you're in a fake eye with fake walls our queen was moved here we had no choice this is your queen that's man and woman's clothes that's a drag queen what is this oh no there's hundreds of them the honey our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale this is worse than anything the bears have done to us and i intend to do something about it oh barry humans are taking our honey that's just a rumor do these look like rumors that's a conspiracy theory these are obviously doctored photos oh mary how did you get mixed up in all this it's because you've been talking to humans talking i dated a cricket once in san antonio man those crazy legs kept me up all night at you uh barry this is what you want to do with your life this is what i want to do for all our lives nobody works harder than bees dad i remember you coming home some nights so overworked your hands were still stirring you couldn't stop them i remember that what right do they have to our hard-earned honey we're living on two gums a year they're putting lip balm for no reason whatsoever even if it's true barry what could one be do i'm gonna stick them where it really hurts in the face no any high that would really hurt no up the nose that's a killer there's only one place you can sting the humans one place where it really matters live at five times only full hour action news source anchor desk weather with storm stinger sports with buzz larvae and jeanette chung good evening i'm papa and i'm jeanette chuck our top story i try county b barry benson is saying he intensity so the human race for stealing our honey packaging it i'm profiting from it illegally don't forget tomorrow night on b larry king we're gonna have three former queens all right here in our studio discussing their new book classy ladies out this week on hexagon tonight we're talking to barry benson did you ever think i'm just a kid from the eye of i can't do this larry bees have never been afraid to change the world i mean what about being columbus be gandhi bejesus well where i'm from you wouldn't think pursuing humans we were thinking more like stickball or candy stores how old are you well i want you to know that the entire bee community is supporting you in this case which is certain to be the trial of the b century thank you larry you know they have a larry king in the human world too it's a common name next week on b larry king no no i mean he looks like you he has a show with suspenders and different colored dots behind him next week on b larry you've got old guy glasses and there's quotes along the bottom from the guest you're watching even though you just start them bear week next week they're scary they're hairy and they're here live always leans forward pointy shoulders squinty eyes very jewish look in tennis but it was my grandmother again she's 81. honey your back end's a joke i'm not going to take advantage of that quiet please actual work going on here is same bay yes it is i'm helping him sue the human race why oh hello hello b this is ken yeah i remember you timberland size 10 and a half five from seoul why is yoghurt night so difficult you poor thing you two have been at this for hours yes an adam here has been a huge help frosting frosting how many sugars just one i try not to use the competition so why are you helping me anyway these have good qualities and it feels good to take my mind off the shop i don't know why but instead of flowers people are getting balloon bouquets now yeah those are great if you're three and artificial flowers oh those just get me psychotic me too the pen stingers the pointless pollination pieces hate those fake plastic things there's nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done well maybe this could make up for a little bit you know barry this lawsuit's a pretty big deal i guess are you sure that you want to go through with it i'm not sure when i'm done with the humans they won't be able to say honey i'm home without paying a royalty sarah it's an incredible scene here in downtown manhattan where all eyes and ears of the world are anxiously waiting because for the first time in history we're going to hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak what have we gotten into here barry i don't know but it's pretty big isn't it i can't believe how many humans don't have to be at work during the day how you think these billion dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers folks everybody needs to stay back behind the barricades what's the matter i don't know i just gotta chill well if it isn't the b team did any of you work on this all rise the honorable judge bumbleton presiding all right case number four four seven five superior coordinate york barry b bisson versus the honey industry is now in session mr montgomery you're representing the five major food companies collectively a privilege uh mr pence you're visiting all bees of the world i'm kidding i'm kidding yes your honor we're ready to proceed and mr mkhumbry your opening statement please ladies and gentlemen of the jewelry my grandmother was a simple woman born on a farm she believed it was a man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature god put before us if we would live in the topsy-turvy world mr benson imagines just thinking of what it could mean maybe i would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my branches talking bee now how do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion picture capture hollywood wizardry they could be using laser beams robotics ventriloquism cloning for all we know he could be on steroids mr benson ladies and gentlemen of the tree there's no trickery here i'm just an ordinary bee and as a beyond he's pretty important to me it's important to all bees we invented it we make it and we protect it with our lives unfortunately there are some people in this room who think they can take whatever they want from us because we're the little guys and what i'm hoping is that after this is all over you'll see how by taking our honey you're not only taking away everything we have but everything we are oh i wish you would dress like that all the time so nice call your first witness so mr klaus van der heyden funny farms pretty big company you have there i suppose so and i said you also own honey burton and on ron yes see for five beekeepers for our farms keeper i find that to be a very disturbing term i have to say i don't imagine you employ any bee breeders do you no i'm sorry i couldn't hear you no no because you don't freebies you keep bees and not only that it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey that's a very lovable green juice bear fuzzy bear you build a bear yeah you mean like this [Music] bears kill bees how would you like his big area head crashing through your living room fighting into your couch spitting out throw pillows okay that's enough take them away so mr sting thank you for being here your name intrigues me i have to say where have i heard it before eyes with a band called the police but you've never been a police officer of any kind have you uh no i haven't no you haven't so here we have yet another example of bee culture being casually stolen by a human for nothing more than it brings about stage now please have you ever been stung mr sting because i'm feeling a little stung sting or should i say mr gordon m sumner it's not his real name you idiots mr leota first may offer my belated congratulations on your emmy win for a spot on er in 2005. thank you thank you i also see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome but with a churning inner turmoil that's always ready to blow i enjoy what i do is that a crime not yet it isn't but this is what it's come to for you mr leotta exploiting tiny helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines sir watch it vincent i am low right now this is a good fella this is a bad fella why does someone just step on this little creep and we can all go hard water water in this coral taking it water water i said mr yoda please sit down well i just think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like i'm telling you i think the jury's on our side are we doing everything right you know legally i'm a florist right well here's a great team to a great team well hello oh ken hello uh i didn't think you were coming no i was just late i uh tried to call but the battery i didn't want all this to go to waste so i called barry luckily he was free yeah oh that was lucky well there's still a little left i could heat it up yeah i hate it i'm sure whatever so i hear you're quite a tennis player i'm not much of the game myself i find the ball a little crabby that's where i usually sit right there mary was looking at your resume and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill you think i don't see what you're doing hey look i know how hard it is trying to find the right job we certainly have that in common do we well he's not 100 employment of course but we do drops like picking the crud out that's just what i was thinking about doing can i let mary power erase her for his buzz i hope that was all i'm gonna right drain the old stinger yeah you do that look at that oh you know you know i've just about had it with your little mind game what's that italian bow okay mama mia that's a lot of why is your life any more valuable than mine it's funny i just can't see no recall i think something stinks in here i love the smell of flowers yeah how do you like the smell of flames not as much again look at me i'm wearing a chapstick hat this is pathetic i've got issues well well well a royal flush puffing ammo oh bowl is gnarly except for those sturdy yellow rings get it what are you doing you know what i don't even like honey i don't eat it we need to talk he's just a little bee and he happens to be the nicest bee i've met in a long time long time what are you talking about the other books in your life no but there are other things me in life and you're one of them fine talking bees no yogurt night my nerves are bright from riding on this emotional roller coaster goodbye ken and for your information i prefer sugar-free artificial sweetener made by man i'm sorry about all that i know it has an aftertaste i like it i always felt there was some kind of barrier between ken and me i couldn't overcome it oh well are you gonna be okay for the trial tomorrow oh i believe mr montgomery is about out of leighton you've gotta wait some magic with this tree or it's gonna be all over oh don't worry mr campbell the only thing i have to do turn this jury around is to remind them what they don't like about bees you got tweezers are you allergic only losing the sun only losing mr vincent b i'll see what i think we'd all like to know what exactly is your relationship to fat woman we're friends good friends yes how good do you live together are you a little bit but hey i've seen a big documentary or two now from what i understand doesn't your queen give birth to all the be children in the hives yeah so those aren't your real parents oh there yes they are hold me back you're an illegitimate beyond water water destruction you see you can't treat them like equals they are striped fabulous stingings the only thing they know is their way adam stay with me i can't feel my legs oh what an angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my even buttocks please i will have order in my court butter order now here's the one with the hey buddy hey it's much pain i have i blew the whole case tonight oh it doesn't matter the important thing is you're alive you could have died any better off what was it like to sting someone i can't explain it was all adrenaline and then and then ecstasy all right you think it was all a trap of course i'm sorry i flew us right into this what were we thinking look at us we're just a couple of bucks in this world what do you think the humans will do to us if they win i don't know i hear them they're just in motels that just sound so bad they check it but they don't all right that's our case it is it's not over no get up get dressed i gotta go somewhere you get back to the court and stall any way you can and assuming you've done step 29 correctly you're ready for the tub mr flamin yes yes yes where is the rest of your team uh well well your honor it's it's interesting you know these are trying to fly kind of haphazardly and as a result quite often we don't make very good time i actually once heard a pretty funny story about your honor having these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time how much longer are we going to allow these absurd shenanigans to go on they have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients who all run perfectly legitimate businesses i move for a complete dismissal of this entire case mr fleming i'm afraid i'm gonna have to consider mr montgomery's motion but you can't we have a terrific case where is your proof where's the evidence show me the smoking gun [Music] hold it your honor you want a smoking gun here is your smoking gun what is that it's a bee smoker what is this little contraption this wouldn't hurt to fly members of the jury look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked smoking or is this when nature intended for us to be forcibly addicted to these smoke machines in man-made wooden slab war camps living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man what are we gonna do is playing species god ladies and gentlemen please free these bees [Music] sorry i'm okay vanessa do you know what this means all honey is finally gonna belong to the bees now we won't have to work so hard all the time this is an holy version of the balance of nature benson you regret this barry how much any do you think is out there all right uh one at one time mary who are you wearing uh my sweater is ralph lauren and i have no pants what if montgomery's right what do you mean we've been living the b way a long time 27 million years congratulations on your victory what are you going to demand as a settlement first we're going to demand a complete shutdown of all b-work camps then we want to get back all the honey that was ours to begin with every last drop we demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy smelly big headed bad breath stink machine i believe we're all aware of what they do in the woods wait for my signal take them out have a little nausea for a few hours that'll be fine we will no longer tolerate derogatory b negative nicknames but it's just a branch about stage name unnecessary inclusion of honey and focused health products and a lot of human teeth snack garnishments it's just tea bring it in boys hold it right there good tap it [Applause] shut down honey production stop making honey turn your key sir well what do we do now um returning to base adam you wouldn't believe how much johnny was out there oh yeah what's going on around here where is everybody are they out celebrating no they're just home they don't know what to do they're laying out they're sleeping in i heard your uncle carl's on his way to san antonio with the cricket at least we got our honey back yep sometimes i think so what if the humans liked her honey who wouldn't it's the greatest thing in the world i was excited to be a part of making it this is my new desk this is my new job i wanted to do it really well and now now i can't i don't understand why they're not happy we have so much now i thought their lives would be better they're doing nothing it's amazing honey really changes people you don't have any idea what's going on do you what did you want to show me what happened here that is not the half of it oh no oh my they're all wilting it doesn't look very good does it no and whose fault do you think that is you know i'm gonna guess peace specifically me i guess i didn't think that bees not needing to make honey would affect all these other things it's not just flowers fruits vegetables they all need bees well that's our old sap test right there so you take away the produce that affects the entire animal kingdom and then of course the human species oh so if there's no more pollination it could all just go south here couldn't and i know this is also partly my fault how about a suicide pact how would we do it i'll sting you you step on me that just kills you twice right listen barry sorry but i gotta get going had to open my mouth and talk vanessa vanessa why are you leaving where are you going to the final tournament of rose's parade in pasadena they moved it up to this weekend because all the flowers are dying it's the last chance i'll ever have to see it but i just want to say i'm sorry i never meant it to turn out like this i know me neither tournament of frozen's roads can't do sports wait a minute roses roses roses vanessa roses berry roses are flowers yes they are flowers bees pollen i know that's why this is the last parade maybe not could you ask him to slow down could you slow down mary okay i made a huge mistake this is a total disaster and it's all my fault yes it kind of is i've ruined the planet and i wanted to help you with your flower shop instead i've made it worse actually it's completely closed down oh i thought maybe you're remodeling nonetheless i have another idea and it's greater than all my previous great ideas combined i don't want to hear it now all right here's what i'm thinking they have the roses and the roses have the pollen i know every bee plant and flower bud in this bark all we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got bees bark pollen flowers free pollination across the nation all right tournament of roses pasadena california and they've got nothing but flowers floats and cotton candy security will be tight i have an idea vanessa bloom fdd official floral business oh it's real sorry ma'am that's a nice brooch by the way thank you it was a gift then once we're inside we just pick the right float how about the princess and the bee yeah i could be the princess and you yes sorry i'm like where should i sit what are you i believe i'm the bee it's supposed to be under the mattresses on this fairytale sweetheart i'm gonna go talk to the marshall you do that this whole parade is a fiasco let's see this baby i'll do hey what are you doing then all we do is blend in with traffic without arousing suspicion and once we're at the airport there's no stopping us stop security did you and you're inside back you're on float yes i've loved been in your possession your entire time yes would you remove your shoes and everything in your buckets can you remove your stingers sir oh that's part of me i know just having some fun enjoy your flight and if we're lucky we'll have just enough pollen to do the job can you believe how lucky we are we have just enough knowledge to do the job i think this is going to work vanessa it's got to work attention passengers this is captain scott i'm afraid we have a bit of bad weather in the new york area and it looks like we're going to be experiencing a couple of hours delay barry these are cut flowers with no water they'll never make it i gotta get up there and talk to these guys be careful hey can i get some help with the skymall magazine i'd like to order the talking inflatable ear and nose hair trimmer excuse me captain i'm in a real situation here what do you say happy no no no don't freak out there's a chance my entire species come here what are you doing wait a minute i'm an attorney what happened here i tried to talk to them but then there was a dustbuster in 2k a life raft exploded now once bald once in a boat after both unconscious is that another pete joke no no one's flying the plane this is jfk in control tower flight 356 what's your status this is vanessa bloom i'm a florist from new york where's the pilot he's unconscious it's so co-pilot not good is there anyone on board west flight experience as a matter of fact there is who's that mary benson from the honey trail oh great vanessa there's nothing more than a big metal bee it's got giant wings huge engines i can't fly a plane why not isn't john travolta violet yes how hard could it be wait a minute barry we're headed into some lightning this is bob bumble we have some late breaking news from jfk airport where a very suspenseful scene is developing barry benson fresh off his stunning legal victory it's very now attempting to land a plane loaded with people flowers and an incapacitated flight crew flowers while we have an electrical storm in the area and two individuals of the controls of our jumbo jet with absolutely no flight experience just a minute mr ditchwater there's a honey bee on that plate oh i'm quite familiar with mr benson's work and it's no compadres and they've done enough damage already but it's your only hope right now come on technically we shouldn't be able to fly it all the way they're too small they're right there too they have we heard this a million times the surface area of the wings and the body mass doesn't make sense get this on the air you got it instead we're going live mr ditched water the way we work may be a mystery to you because making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs but let me tell you something about a small job if you do it really well it makes a big difference more than we realized to us to everyone that's why i want to get bees back to doing what we do best working together that's the b way we're not made of jello we get behind bellow black and yellow hello left right down over what happened wait a minute i think we were on autopilot that whole time that may have been helping me and now all of you let's get behind this fellow move it out move out our only chance if i do what i would do you copy me with the wings of the plane you don't have to yell i'm not yelling we happen to be in a lot of trouble here it's very hard to concentrate with a panicky tone in your voice it's not a tone i'm panicking i don't think i can do this let us pull yourself together listen to me you have got to snap out of it if you snap out and then you snap out you will snap out of it you'll snap out of that stop you snap out a video snap out of it hold it why come on it's my turn how's the plane flying i don't know hello hey benson you got new flowers for a happy occasion in there they do get behind fellow black and yellow hello all right you two what do you say we drop this tin can on the blacktop one blacktop where i can't see anything can you no nothing it's so cloudy come on you've gotta think be berry wait a minute i think i'm feeling something what i don't know it's strong it's pulling me like a 27 million year old instinct bring the nose of the plane down okay got the engines the engines we're going in on b power ready boys affirmative good good easy now that's it land on that flower ready boys spin it around not that flower the other flower witch flower that flower i'm aiming at the flower that's a fat guy in a flowered shirt i mean the giant black and yellow pulsating flower made of millions of base pull forward nose down bring your tail up rotate around it oh this is insane berry that's the only way i know how to fly am i google could yours explain flying in an insect like pattern get your nose in there don't be afraid of it smell it full reverse easy now drop it be a part of it now drop it in drop it while that [Applause] come on already finally barry we did it you taught me how to fly yes no i thought right there it worked did you see the giant flower what dry flower where of course i saw the flower that was genius bad genius but we're not done yet listen everyone this runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on earth that means this is our last chance we're the only ones who make honey pollen eat flowers and dress like this if we're gonna survive as a species this is our moment so what do you all say are we gonna be bees or just museum of natural history keychains please follow me except keychain hold on barry here you heard this daddy dad did dad and i have no idea mary i'm sorry have you got a moment would you excuse me my mosquito associated here will be able to help you sorry i'm late he's a lawyer too man i was already a blood sucking parasite all i needed was a briefcase have a great afternoon barry i just got this huge tulip order for a wedding and i can't get them anywhere no problem patty just leave it to me you're a lifesaver mary can i help with snacks who's next all right scramble jocks it's time to fly oh that bee is living my life let it go can you handle this nightmare and let it all go between you and me i was dying to get out of that office and you

Channel: Gibi ASMR

Views: 3,638,892

Rating: 4.953311 out of 5

Keywords: gibi, gibi asmr, bee movie, bee, jerry seinfeld, meme, full length, movie, comedy, funny, asmr, collab

Id: WVcx29q3ey4

Length: 95min 5sec (5705 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 27 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/drewdp]

I cant believe the level of cooperation that was in this. It's amazing to see so many asmrtists come together

[u/MikeSchlossberg]

The amount of niche communities in the ASMR-universe never ceases to amaze me.

[u/crysomore]

Watching it sync with the actual bee movie made it a whole ASMR experience over just a video.

[u/SleepyMoonASMR]

Watched the whole movie today. It’s absolutely a Masterpiece 💕

[u/dylvaz]

In this creators comments i saw somebody commenting on every video requesting this, she finally did it

[u/kaladu]

Looks cursed tbh.

[u/trippysmurf]

Wow, a who’s who of ASMRtists who contributed on this. Applaud to your hard work!

A sad thing is going through the credits and the one artist I was hoping would have made it was Heather Feather. Really hope she is okay.

[u/NnnnAgito]

🤯☠️BAHAHAHAH I LOVED IT SO MUCH

[u/RealSteele]

I did not expect to watch the whole thing lmao. What a time to bee alive!