The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of PUTDOWNS [ROUND3]

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do you go in the water of the ocean alone are you because some people hate those I like the ocean you I do I like the ocean very much yeah you must do you float a lot in the ocean sure what do you think it might be that cast iron heart about this what can you see on earth for from space I'm ready can you see like the Great Wall of China stuff like that the lighting is good we can see the Great Wall of China but we just know the hawaiian islands we saw that the pyramids from rivers and big airports and every time we saw by california we see your chest [Applause] because it's hard to just sleep when you're tired because people are tired most of the time no thanks no thanks I don't know who that was okay are you wearing the vest you should don't have breast before you're cool so I came from West fool you Accord to smell your breath are those boots they a Tim's they're dry like your skin is that roll car that's dead if I saw you I just wouldn't get a gray wig and it's looking no one gray with you should look like storm gray wig but you look like storms it's not as if I gotta give you corn your forehead stead you hell instead the trials of the dead were those legs by the screen so reach your back sleep [Applause] [Music] I certainly do not want to discuss that issue but I think it was unfair that health insurance companies cover my eyebrows but not birth control do you have an opinion the British people deserve an answer as to why he appointed one of Murdoch's top left tenants Andy Colton to the heart of the British government I will be delighted to appear at the Leveson inquiry whenever I'm invited and I'm sure other politicians will have exactly the same view and I would answer all the questions when that happens it's good to see the Honourable gentleman on such good form I often say to my children no need to go to the National History Museum to see a dinosaur come to the House of Commons in about and I believe that I am the next American Idol in fact I know I am right well you look a little odd your dancing is terrible the singing was horrendous and you look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle with those massive eyes what are they called nobody ever thought you would have such an amazing career the rock is doing so much better than his brothers paper and scissors you're starring in the movie version of Baywatch next year so we can finally answer the question what if they got an even worse actor than David Hasselhoff Jeff Ross looks like if sweatpants were a person my sister did my hair actually and what does she normally do accountancy if you are so confident about your view of fight back why won't you call an early election [Applause] it was order nice Mike because I want to do you slowly what's this thing with Trump than you I don't keys it's like me and Letterman what has he gone against you here okay this all dates back to when we were growing up together in Kenya yeah it's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country because you'd be in jail Secretary Clinton let's talk about marijuana you have a one in five a higher chance of having a heart attack within the first hour after you smoke marijuana there are legitimate side effects of this drug the THC went in this in the 60s you know it's I think the governor is has had great fun with his humor but this isn't a funny it isn't funny I think that prophet su Gillis tonight celebrate a little C yo-yo so Fiesta are you talking at a time I normally don't do anything with women the left eye phonic ate with them you shouldn't talk anymore so if you want to what's for dinner sorry my good looking out dog thanks for coming out baby that's the threat when you know you don't say that to people you don't say that to people be careful I think that's a bad move I'm a First Amendment absolutist I believe in only two things completely the First Amendment and boobs and so once they made the decision that they were related commentary they couldn't I just want to make sure I heard you correctly as a woman hanging anchoring the show did you say what did you say you believe in the First Amendment and b-double OBS boobs to things that have only never let me were down in this entire country's history the First Amendment and boobs somebody to come on CNN and to say something like the only thing I believe it in the discussion I just want to make sure I'm hearing you correctly coz the OBS because as a woman I'm I said boobs I believe completely in the First Amendment and in boobs those the only two things I believe 100% and in this country and by the way jemelle has notice that he went straight to that I say it live on the radio all the time because it's true and that's what I do because I like boobs in the First Amendment which is exactly what I said listen listen Brooke I think that speaks for itself I love the First Amendment as well I also love women and out and as you don't want those to you hurt me where you get kicked sometimes I would have told you to quite like that whoa you mean the way you like it when Seacrest doesn't this lace in this color it's like seaweed that has come out of the swamp thank you that's not a compliment I didn't take it as a compliment why Henry well he had the bad luck to be the first person to get it cause he's gonna go on forever yeah but I have started so I'll finish I'm sorry about getting that wrong I did try look at you and the question was about which is I got confused so I think that you have a pretty voice but I think that you need a lot more vocal training well listen sweetheart I don't really care about your opinion I really could care less cuz I'm 22 years old and I'm beautiful and I can sing so I really don't care what you think okay I'm gonna be a star and you have my number and if you change your mind give me a call whoa maybe we've made a mistake I have the most children it's alright to humiliate you [Applause] 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Length: 10min 47sec (647 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 22 2017

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